Thread 214115101

drunk cat edition

Current done tally
being done: 3
doing other lads: 5 billion

Told gfberg that /brit/ is a forum for the discussion of british culture
She said it was stupid and that if I like british culture I should watch the shows bridgerton and sex education

Quick lads, one of us has a fanny. Stand to!

Catshit yank edition

>>214115148
She's done you there mate

>>214115148
She must watch a lot of television if she can name shows from the UK

i would impregnate a female /brit/ poster with octoplets faster than you can say ummm

>>214115175
you reckon they know that's their nose?

well well well
what do we have here

Tired of JFs

nth for the holodem

why were the 90s so good

>>214115200
eh?

Prefer blondes or brunettes? For me it's brunettes

Question for the females amongst you:

How do you clean it?

>>214115175
Pathetic runt tusks, never get a mate like that. If youre not making an ivory hunter jizz his pants youre not getting a female

>>214115210
I remember being a Tomoko melt 11 years ago and avatarfagging with pics of her on the brit

built for timmy

>>214115175
me every morning in the bathroom

>>214115219
YOU RECKON THEY KNOW THAT'S THEIR NOSE?

>>214115065
it takes more gayness to be gay than to be lesbian thats why bisexual women always end up with a man and bisexual men are actually gays that end up with a man too
or something

>>214115233
this you lad?

The tab situation is out of hand

I need to sort it out

be back in a bit

Remember lads that women on this forum are not actual women, they are always men masquerading as women. And men masquerading as women do call themselves lesbians when they are actually heterosexual men

>>214115211
Today's problems were starting but people were blissfully ignorant

>>214115237
Reckon this is a Ukrainian

saw a local band play today and the singer was very very fit

>>214115247
who nose

>>214115244
you got a big nose?

>>214115247
oh
suppose so yeah

>>214115277
Me as molotov just chilling

>>214115270
Yeah. but anyway what I was thinking was that Employed Woman probably has a nice firm, smackable arse.

I say that because she works regular shifts at the till...long hours standing there so that would give her muscles some tautness and endurance. Lots of walking.

So yeah probably a firm arse but a bit of jiggle to it, just the right amount

>>214115233
Based

nederdraad > brit

>>214115315
Bloody love hefferlumps me

>>214115355
DOOD

>>214115286
Fit female singer?

I mean of course. the front person of any band is pretty much always good looking.

>>214115286
Did you get his number?

>>214115265
Honestly no, I would just get ignored most of the time kek. I had a life outside 4chan at the time so I wasn't posting her 24/7

>>214115333
Tldr: im Gay

>>214115373
he was a bit older maybe late 30s but he was fit

>>214115377
no he was busy singing and dancing

>>214115371
SEETH

>>214115286
Did she have large boobs which shook around whenever she moved?

kino music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ekQWISrSxE

>>214115398
Round about where?

Getting gang blacked

You wake up in Beaulieu sur dordogne

>>214115355
>>214115355
You guys HATE americans though whereas on brit we are welcomed and celebrated

>>214115448
well...

Learning about the vast expanses of the universe and saying "wow" out loud x

>>214115366
I want to make friends with elephant(s)

Watching Dexter resurrection with gfberg

Time on this Earth is precious, if only I'd kept count

>>214115483
They have very coarse fur and skin

Trying to make a schedule for every single day in order to make every day feel valued

>>214115421
no he looked a bit like sufjan stevens when he was younger

Do the ends really justify the means

>>214115479
this was me circa 2010 looking at that scale of the universe thing on miniclip by that asian fellow

>>214115539
What does this mean

>>214115540
Very unc coded post

Today felt like the first day of Autumn. Meteorologically speaking, we're just over a week a way. You have been preparing, right Anon?

>>214115540
>>214115479
you fell for the psyop

>>214115524
ktim and because therapistberg told me to

Been out today and fucking hell is the biomass situation bad
Like I knew it was bad but it's worse than I thought fucking hell
Something must be done

Didn’t get to finish my joint because some dickhead walked down the alleyway

>>214115575
is she German?

>>214115539
If the ends justify the means then they justify it. Simple as

>>214115568
>Northeastern USA

the universe is tiny. smaller than my willy in fact

>>214115578
innit, there was barely any round my way a few years ago and now I see darkies all the time

>>214115431
muswell hill, london

>>214115568
preparing? preparing for what? for autumn? are you a fucking hedgehog or something?

BREAKING NEWS: Mouse a.k.a. "Mousey" has listened to his first ever Oasis song

>>214115607
Like a painting

>>214115578
Just everywhere there were people speaking languages that I couldn't understand
Parallel societies

Zimbabwe (no, ends with "e")

>>214115568
September is the third-best month of the year
Gets grim after that thoughbeit

>>214115609
Kek that is a very hedgehog post yeah

luv portal and portal 2. simple as.

just walked past a guy who dropped his joint

Replying to 100 brazilian women on hellotalk toil

>>214115646
trans coded post

>>214115638
What are the top 2?

This winter I want to wear a lot of wool and other natural materials.

Been too dependent on Polyester and other nasty plastic garbage

Just strapped myself into the wanking chair ready for a sesh

Tesco pasta-centred microwaved ready meal scranned
Now time to sit and twiddle my thumbs until bed

>>214115607
Did you take this with your phone?

>>214115657
Gave that a download but I'm too self consious to post a photo of myself

>>214115607
Thats where the kinks are from

>>214115657
Might try that app again

>>214115663
May and June

Best part about dementia is you get to do it all again

>>214115521
that's fine (the pun is unintentional)

>>214115688
I went to the same school as the kinks

>>214115654
that's the mark of quality weed. you get so high you drop the J lol

toilberg in two days

>>214115578
It's bleak

>>214115683
Real

>>214115711
yeah the kink was noncery

>>214115683
You'll be fine mate x

>>214115696
I actually find it too much to reply to like 20 people. Idk how girls do it

starting to get angry about the fact that I know how to cook and enjoy it but don't have a kitchen and there are so many people who can't cook and don't like it but do have kitchens
the world makes no sense

TV licensing musclemen coming over in 2 days to beat me into a bloody pulp for using iPlayer once

>>214115426
For me it's

https://youtu.be/Qhn07f4bc7k

>>214115711
Was david watts the captain of your football team?

>>214115768
kill yourself

>>214115679
yes

>>214115764
Had one of their vans follow me to the shops. You aren't fooling anyone

American movies don’t portray London as a shithole

>>214115733
I live in one of the dark blue states

>>214115733
Would trade Mexicans for Pakis
Blacks are a problem though

drag them into the streets and wank them

Might have a fag and a whiskey and coke

>>214115607
Biomass Hive Central

>>214115578
Same lad, same. They are undermen.
>>214115605
The Boriswave absolutely broke Britain.

pink ribbon...

might fucking kill myself lmfao

get them wanked
get their IDs for future wanks

Had seven pints then a single rum and coke then three double rum and cokes, grand really

>>214115788
Mad that this was 5 years ago

>>214115788
Imagine living in that arsehole

Isn’t enough room on the sofa for me and my 3 dogs one of them always ends up on the floor

>>214115785
Suicide is a sin

>3 dogs
grim

This is where I buy my charcuterie

Arsenal have GOT to win something this year. No more excuses. They have GOT to win something.

a gay twink broke my heart 2 years ago ill never love again

more like bum and cock coz you're a poofter boy

>>214115861
Lil timmy is finished

>>214115915
What happens if they don't? The seasons always reset

There was some kind of shuttered shop that was also a club for 20-something Somali men
Just a dozen Somali lads hanging around on the street outside their Somali club
What could they possibly be adding to our society

>>214115909
Yeah the dog smell is pretty bad

>>214115937
What do you add to our society?

something tells me a number of british flags in this thread are not in fact british

>>214115800
Cool
>>214115880
God i wish that was me

>>214115915
They're going to win the league and I'm the furthest thing from an Arsenal enjoyer

>>214115872
What the photo wasn’t from today?

>>214115947
Rorke makes gay TikToks on the sly twerking his arse for thousands of viewers worldwide

>>214115966
what gives you that impression

Wish i had a massive fat cunt dog like a st bernard

>>214115947
Tax for a kick off

>>214115915
>Havertz injured
>Odegaard injured
>Saka injured
Sharteta has his cover all set and ready 2 games into the season. To his credit the depth signings actually matter. Now for the Martineli upgrade...

>>214115677
no boozington lad?

went for a walk down the nature trail
heard the children playing in the distance

(●'◡'●)

We're going to go through absolute hell if we want to save Britain and the White race. People who think remigration will happen without a brutal war are mistaken.

playing a video game and want to view porn of it but I have to finish the damn game first so that I don't get spoiled accidentally and it's taking forever

>>214115997
And how much tax do you pay precisely from your job as a part-time Tesco shelf-stacker?

>>214115990
Do they come with the brandy round their neck or you have to provide that

>>214115982
Very solid defensively
Good creative players
Really they were only missing a striker and Gyokeres looks decent
City are finished, we'll see about Liverpool

>>214116021
Which game?

>>214116003
Had booze last night and remembered I hate drinking so going off it for a bit. I was just twiddling my thumbs last night too really, bit of a sad case me

>>214116029
>City are finished
how come

Lamb chops for mister rorkeypops

>>214116008
can you make different kinds of drinks?

Japan

>>214116023
Don't know about you but I'm a qualified professional, pal

>>214116052
Lost to spuds. No coming back

doing a little scream and a mew

>>214116064
Professional cock sucker maybe. Go on then enlighten us what you do that's so valuable for our society?

>>214116075
might do one too

>>214116052
Pep lost his aura in the divorce + too many random Nafris

>>214116049
horizon zero dawn

genuinely charging up a mega cum blast as we speak

>>214116072
COYG

God bless x

big bell bach
or
belch bib gal

MUM, ANON'S WANKING AGAIN

wish i had normal fetishes

>>214116084
>t.

>>214116017
There are approximately five to six people of color for each white person worldwide, based on a white population of around 15% and a total global population exceeding 8.2 billion in 2025.

>>214116072
Is this Ndumbebwele

is the man kicking the ball is he?
are the group of africans going to do it better than those other group of africans? fascinating

>>214116148
give an example of a normal fetish

How i walk up the stairs after legday

LMAO

>>214116062
yes

I live in cornwall and today saw a group of pakis with big bushy beards and those funny robes down to his feet
Nowhere is safe

>>214116152
lol, bet you do some menial office drone non-job like consultancy. You twats are always the most vocal about 'muh taxes'

>>214116161
boobs and sexy ladies and that

getting my jelqing in

I'm basically a broken human, I spend all day everyday sat in my smeggy bedroom staring at screens

>>214116104
Kino

>>214116185
you're not into boobs and sexy ladies and that?

>>214116157
Eze

Imagine showing the average Briton in 1925 an image of Britain in 1825. They'd generally recognise the country, although it was more rural. Now imagine showing someone from 1925 an image of Britain in 2025. They just would not recognise it. They would react with horror if you told them millions of non-Whites would enter the country. They just would not be able to believe it.

The damage WW2 did is catastrophic. The fact that mass immigration began immediately after WW2 is evidence that the White race lost.

We have until around 2050 to turn things around. That is as far away as 2000. Hardly anything. If we lose this time, there is no second chance. The 6000-year history of the White race will end, and the mission of the Creator will have failed.

thinking gay porn thoughts while watching the straight porn

>>214116191
Street sweeper's soon to get me

Chances of me reading that Tractatus Virginicus? Slim to none

>>214116210
more of a stiff cocks and pooey bumholes guy

you can't say fairer than that

>>214116191
kektim! kektim! KEKTIMMMM!!!!!!

London Bridge in 1984
40 years ago and it seems like a different age. All of the men in suits and ties.

>>214116242
oh dear

>>214116163
Hitler lost to BNWO? Zamn

>>214116244
fair is foul and foul is fair

>>214116236
caged that sissy's clitty

>>214116183
>t.

>We typically think of 'fall' as the North American version of the word 'autumn', but it was in fact in widespread usage in England until relatively recently.
>Originally a shortening of the phrase fall of the leaf, the phrase was common in England in the 17th century.
>The word autumn entered English from the French automne and didn't become common usage until the 18th century.
all in here lads
https://weather.metoffice.gov.uk/learn-about/weather/seasons/autumn/autumn-facts
https://weather.metoffice.gov.uk/learn-about/weather/seasons/autumn/autumn-facts
https://weather.metoffice.gov.uk/learn-about/weather/seasons/autumn/autumn-facts

4 shots of mezcal and 2 pints. Do i drink more or stick to water now?

>>214116191
ktimming off my fuckin nut at this here post

english men be like
welsh girls are too spice for me

>>214116252
Those men in suit and ties sold your birthright for a cardboard house and ethnic food

>>214115237
Hi. I'm t-timmy

>>214116252
Useless bourgeois lice who did FUCKING NOTHING to prevent mass immigration

>>214116216
We genuinely should just not have bothered

>>214116180
But Cornwall is touristy I live in some tiny rural village in Wales and we get them.

>>214116252
Racist propaganda against black people ( thats built britain)

>>214116291
>>214116301
Leave it out Rorke

>>214116316
the government distributes them to majority white areas in an attempt to destroy social cohesion

>>214116311
With what?

>>214116285
We have millions of these walking around in America working menial jobs. I'll save one

>>214116314
the dangerous thing about the migrant is that he doesn't care where he lives as long as the house is paid and he gets his bennies in

>>214116279
Many Americanisms are just words we stopped using

>>214116338
wtf I'm a migrant now

for heaven's sake rorke it's a saturday night give it a bloody rest

Might move to Wales

Art is supposed to rape the small dog and comfort the lion

A punk, a "rude boy" and a skinhead hanging out together in England, 1980

complain on your incel forum thatll stop the immigrants

>protests over asylum seekers
>people putting up flags
>Reform polling miles ahead

Whites have been marked for EXTERMINATION by the elites. Do you understand this? They literally want to turn us into human mulch.

>>214116373
a picture taken from the set of this is england (2006) it looks like

>>214116285
>Dr Jenkins, a consultant psychiatrist and father-of-two, was “cruelly beaten” and “tortured” during a prolonged homophobic attack by Timms-Williams and two men in the early hours of July 20 2021.
Father of two
Homophobic attack
Father of two
Homophobic attack
Hm.

>>214116365
fuck off
wales is for welsh people

>>214116382
do something about it

>>214116382
Source?

>>214116401
Shut up Boris

might get a start on a ds9 watch then

>>214116414
Kalergi plan

Carly Rae Jepsen stuns and sparkles for "Emotion" 10th anniversary

>>214116252
Proves nothing. All these people are on the way to their white collar jobs which the non whites weren’t doing back then

Imagine the horrors of war and genocide that are possible nowadays, obviously the Holocaust was bad but surely someone could do even worse now

>>214116381
I thought the flags were for the ladies rugby? Good luck girls!

might hang a union jack out my window but the amazon man might bring the mandem and kick my door in

>>214116419
Based I love DS9, haven't watched it for about a decade but have very fond memories.

So glows this bed, so trimmed its warp
So slicks the hue and shapes its course
That by these words spoke or said
Do last the living to outlast the dead;
So pierced the sheet and bent its form
That age shows not what fate has worn,
But from the bitter tread of mind anon
Do outlast the dead once living gone

I know what Britain needs. More affordable housing!

>>214116401
<33333

>>214116476
Its all fine. Nothing to see here rorke

>>214116444
AI's here at the perfect time

>>214116476
Game over man

>>214116476
don't really understand why i'm supposed to care
cunts from the next postcode over are foreign to me

>>214116476
do something about it

>>214116216
>yfw

Peeling chunks of dead flesh off me bollocks

>>214116539
women wont have sex with me

what is leftypol's equivalent of sweet caroline?

>>214116396
are you slow

right, time to make some pasta sauce

>found out there's a work whatsapp group I wasn't included in

mental really. apparently they use it to organise meet ups which I wasn't invited to either

>>214116593
trip on ST

>>214116593
Bahahahahaha

>>214116542
Timothy's vengeance

>>214116593
ha

I don’t get paid until Wednesday fuck sake

>>214116593
They knew you had your own mates here on /brit/ and didn't want to disturb :)

>>214116560
do something about it

biatch

>>214116578
not as slow as you fatty

>>214116593
when I was a toiler my workmates used to try and get me involved with that sort of thing but I always patched them

mum has a lot of lesbian friends
probably more than most middle aged women do

these any good?

rorke's wierd mannerisms being discussed in the work whatsapp group

>To recapitulate the present situation of the White race:

>1) White geographical expansion, which was the rule for the last four centuries, has not only been halted in the 20th century, with the end of European colonialism, but it has been reversed in the period since the Second World War, with the beginning of a massive migration of non-Whites from their overcrowded and poverty-ridden lands into the still-prosperous White areas of the northern hemisphere.

>2) White numerical growth, which until this century was yielding a steady increase in the White/non-White ratio in the world as a whole, has been overtaken by a population explosion in non-White lands. There are now more than four non-Whites for every White living on the planet, and the ratio is shifting toward an even greater non-White preponderance at an accelerating rate.

>3) Social mixing of Whites and non-Whites in the period since the Second World War has resulted in a catastrophic increase in miscegenation and in the consequent blending of mixed-bloods into the “White” population, both in the United States and in Europe.

>4) The dysgenic effects of the 20th century’s wars have been augmented greatly by social-welfare programs which are hastening the general lowering of White racial quality.

>The prognosis is grave. If the present demographic trends continue unabated for another half-century, and if no sustained effort to ensure an alternative outcome is made during that time by a determined and farsighted minority of people of European ancestry, then the race whose history we have traced in these 26 installments will have reached the end of its long journey.

This was written in 1982.

pashtun rapist stuns goonhaver locals by mugging them in perfect cornish

>>214116648
Misery loves company

what happened to finlad?

>>214116651
Yeah, Swizzels only makes God tier candies.

reckon my mouth and jaw are just riddled with cancer haha fuck my life

hello
black
friends

>>214116651
Never heard of them

>>214116681
sectioned

chances of me reading that virginous novel? slim to none

>>214116687
Why

>>214116645
seems unlikely

>>214116705
could be a way to make a million instantly and ill never know, woudn't look at a word of that tome

>>214116710
it hurts

If you was going to learn a language would u learn Spanish or Portuguese ?

>>214116681
he posted here the other day
he got sectioned because he kept talking about how doing his mandatory service made him insane

>>214116742
You can't get cancer from sucking cock mate

>>214116681
Gave up his schizo ways and now lives in a house with a wife and two lovely children

>>214116660
it's goonhavern
fool

>>214116786
Was it worth it

Any good asmr you’ve seen latelt

My tacos were excellent thanks for asking

Don't wanna waste your good posts at the end eh?

Who is this mug

>>214116954
>>214116954
>>214116954

already worn off
Waste if fucking money

>>214116593
Whatsapp groups are social weapons used to destroy people that are unwanted by the normgroids

>>214116913
im sorry didnt mean it please dont cry

>>214116851
I made tacos too x