>be Sweden in the 1600s
>start colony in modern day Delaware
>only one ship makes it
>bunch of Finnish dudes, a Swedish governor and ONE nigerian slave
>Finns soon discover the local Lenape people also have a sauna culture (more of a covered pit in the ground but good enough)
>start sauna bathing with the natives
>Swedish governor bans Finns from interacting with the "heathens"
>Finns just ignore him and continue to sauna bathe with the natives
>lots of laughing and friendly relations
>swedish governor absolutely seething
>Swedish governor writes back to Sweden that the Finns are a savage people