Thread 214116954

john cleese

Any good asmr lads

>>214116954 (OP)
Back when men were men
Women were women
And men shagged women

Robert Bowers?
Hes a hero and a martyr

>>214116954 (OP)
>eary
check
>dogshit
check
>yank
check

>>214117008
*whispers homosexually in your ear*

>>214116954 (OP)
mental how I have to work out for years just to get a body like this. mad how bad microplastics and GMO food is

heard chris evans gets his cock out in that new movie
would love to see it

It's like bloody Goodfellas in here sometimes!!

>>214117044
You mirin?

anime bitch whores

walking from GOONHILLY to TROON in a completely straight line

What's the average opinion on German immigrants in the UK? Specially Scotland. My dream is to move there someday. I have my own business (that I can do from a laptop + internet). I'm so in love with this great country, the people, nature, sea, food, towns. But obviously I only scratched the surface when visiting a few times.

>>214117065
If I were rich id have a yacht that has plants and trees on it

14 porcelain
14 onyx

bored of drinking

>>214117117
You’ll never be rich you fucking weird hippie freak

Well that's no good.

>>214117110
Scotland's not a country


Or is it?

skinny yardie cronem rapidly bashing s curved baton down katy luh back rn x

>>214117126
Not doing it right

>>214117126
ktim
only reason I still drink is because I remember how good it used to be but it never is anymore

>>214117135
Let them think they are

According to my GB News brainrot riddled dad, the reason Saturday TV is just cheap quiz shows is because of "woke"
When I asked him if it's possible that TV producers pump them out because they are extremely cheap to make, he ignored me

Also, apparently we can't have comedies on TV anymore because of woke. He was talking about how Trigger Happy TV is coming back on air. But it wasn't on air anymore because of woke shutting it down.
I asked him how it's coming back on air if woke is what stopped it and comedies aren't allowed anymore
Can you guess whether he had an answer or not?

>>214117127
You ok lad?

Might get on the grim alcoholic twattery myself soon

>>214117110
You can drive around that in Forza Horizon 4 btw
Don't mind German immigrants though I did have a dickhead Geography teacher at school who was German

>>214117142
Luh 10cm en dun

Need to sneak in like a crafty fox to the henhouse of an only-female internet forum

This is Ziedbelg

Feeling sick after smoking a cigarette

according to our reports, this is infact rorke

>>214117127
honestly wondering what the point of this post is? besides to waste someone elses time and cope with your own failure. opportunity every day man stop feeling sorry for yourself

Maybe he just didn't want to talk to his lefty mong son

many people are saying this is the ponyposter

put rorke in a cage!

>>214117219
Reckon I could throw him 100m.

>>214117212
actually ziedy is BLACK

>>214117110
All western Europeans are welcomed with open arms

>>214117175
it stood on my feet

>>214117262
Proof?

>>214117243
P-P-Peng for a tranner

>>214117243
dont you dare post his peener

>>214117243
now that you mention it you don't see that much pony merch in tranny rooms and it's usually just anime and nintendo

>>214117339
LOL

>>214117295
*her peener
or
*their peener
thank you for respecting their pronouns

>>214117339
true...

>>214117243
A man! A man! That lady is a man!

I too diligently scan and itemize the dolls that are visible in pictures of trannies' bedrooms

Having a fantastic time this bank holiday weekend?

>>214117423
Piss off

>>214117423
it's the weekend?

>>214117339
It's Crazy But It's True!

>>214117423
It's next weekend here

they're calling it the slowest /birp/ thread in history

I am a virgin
I am unemployed
I am chopped
I have no motion
It is over

5

>>214117423
Worked today and working tomorrow so not realy

If no one else is gonna have a melty then I guess I'll have to do it

There fings i haven't told you
I go out late at night
And if i was to tell you
You'd see my different side
There fings i haven't told you
I go out late at night
And if i was to tell you
You'd see my different side
https://youtu.be/QXMUY4deXs0

>>214117385
SHE is a WOMAN

who fancies entering this?

mental my parents watch films unironically. gives me the fear almost. they’re currently watching 28 days later and my dads giving running commentary and going “oh my god!” at the telly like a kid

grim

only gone and taken a nap way too close to bed time fuck sake

where is He

>>214117523
>All Dogs Matter
Yikes

>>214117527
Need them locking up

>>214117527
it's called enjoying things rorke

LEGO shotgun in LEGO london

oh my god

>>214117527
You only watch films ironically?

Where's the fun in that?

>>214117536
hiya

Wasted my Saturday
Two more days to go xoxo

>>214117586
no i generally watch them in silence, making judgements in my head and fully aware of the idea that is indeed fiction on a screen

>>214117619
It's called the suspension of disbelief you joyless cretin, can't just let your dad enjoy things can you

might change my name and start using they/them pronouns for a laugh

>>214117567
sure rapists and murderers also enjoy what they do

>>214117619
Do you have autism?

No offence

Im a Mediterranean islander

>>214117662
l dont

>>214117664
ha! good one

>>214117646
no i’m an evil puritan incel bastard and everyone should conform to my standard of behaviour

>>214117619
He's watching them with the love of his life next to him, when you watch movies with others youre supposed to laugh at funny parts and react

chicken from the little funny cheeky chinky chinaman is IN the small convection oven and being fried by air as i type this

AURA

my little maxy

Caffeine and nicotine are destroyers of the mind and body

>>214117701
Something your parents both worked out long ago about you, maybe it's time you considered thinking about paying rent

>>214117696
?

>>214117720
correction - caffeine and nicotine are based aryan stimulants that allow the white man to do cool high tech faustian things

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9piX0eeBjZo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9piX0eeBjZo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9piX0eeBjZo

>>214117760
john the presbyter is real

>>214117730
i pay rent
i am only 21 and do work so living with them is acceptable for now

>>214117720
so that's why i'm a grim little noncorporeal wraith of a man

Hard times create hard man
Hard men create soft times
Soft time creates soft men
Hard men fuck soft men

>>214117662
they also like drinking water
guess you should die of thirst then rorkey my old chum

feeling decadent

>>214117711
Love Wrighty even as a spurs fan

john yhe presbynbler

AIDS loaded jungle bbc and similar monkeypoz penile meat spears are destroyers of the mind and body

>>214117804
Tough times never last only tough people last

>>214117820
weird

>>214117837
Nah he's decent

mousey is a fake
a charlatan
a snake salesman

another dogshit thing that you - and only you - say, and that nobody else gives a fuck about. sucks being prey? the only thing worse for you right now in this situation is if the yank - who I said was lower than you - is actually just you again on another VPN

I beg your pardon

>>214117855
Yeah but you’re a Tottenham fan

right well that's Rorke tucked up in bed before 10 on a Saturday night because he's a boring old man now

>>214117863
https://www.hellotoby.com

>>214117711
They told me u was ded

>>214117863
*yawn*

tobinator

rorke the type of nigga to eat fish fingers at 5am

>>214117175
>>214117276
based kot poster

My nipples are far too close to my armpit. Being a lardass in my early teens fucked me good

Fake mousey :/

Just went to a few bars in Lincoln. It's busier than I was expecting.

>>214117881
Goodnight Rorke *kisses your forehead*

PLE KET KET KET KET KET KET

>>214117823
>Blood from the ears
Im no doctor but thats not a good sign

>>214117923
which ones

>>214117881
>>214117907
kek this is me

decrepit incel mong spotted wandering about lincoln city center going into pubs then leaving 10 seconds later

might stay up late tonight for a laugh

i dont know if i like decadent things!

"Can you please just leave me alone"'d 2 girls today.

>>214117711
seen it with the music. bit shit how it’s all building up to something just for some inner city youth to turn around say “obvusly” in his accent

>>214117946
fake mouseboy
get a life

>>214117946
>grrr

Ah yes, let me drink this literal poison that makes me feel like shit and has no benefits. Brilliant!!

Brilliant!

new 'eitch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-Emxn75Lpo

lots of fighting, quite good

>>214117973
would love to do sex with her

>>214117778
?

>>214117982
Why do they say this and do this?

>>214118001
heard she has a big clit

>>214117939
One near a lake, a carousel bar and some game one. The city itself seems nice as well.

Searching for posts that contain ‘bomb’ and with the username ‘spamiam’ and that only contain images

>>214118025
clitmogs me by far

>>214117982
My uncle used to say this every afternoon. He's dead now

>>214117994
Stop advertising your incel idol you utter freak. Go track him down and suck him off.

>>214117982
>makes you feel like shit
not true, makes you feel quality
>has no benefits
see point above

>>214117994
What is this about? Quite based

right well that's me marinating in my incel enclousre for the 5848648th saturday in a row

>>214117973
Her cock is magnificent!

I am 23 years old and have never been to the cinema, parents never took me as a child and friends never went as a kid and now i am an adult i have no friends or gf.

>>214118060
Fix your font rendering ffs

>>214118052
Shut up dysgenic commie

Summer? It’s over.

>>214118060
ubuntu user detected

mums gonna go mental I’ve raided the kitchen

>>214118086
melty

>>214118082
haven’t been to the cinema since 30 january 2020 when I went to see 1917

have an eidetic memory me

>>214118082
biazrre

>>214118082
If you went just one time you would be shagging mad pussy!

>>214118082
02sisters.... we're clarted!!

>>214118082
Fucking how?

>>214118100
utterly based

>>214118068
describe it

>>214118108
I'm guessing you don't know how to

>>214118082
Me? Went to see woman in black when I was 14 with my mates from school and I've been shagging ever since

>>214118082
visit github fmhy to catch up on all the kinos

>>214118111
I also went in January 2020 to see 1917. Didn't go again until 2022 as I refused to get the vax.

That period at the start of 2020 before covid was so weird.

>>214118142
based based based!!!!!

>>214118137
You're so far off the mark

Arse gains? Plump. Chest gains? Excellent. Shoulders? Like arnold. Everything else? Pathetic

>>214118175
alri jay

rorke getting his film recommendations from github

early morning and the sex demons are telling me to do a mega wank instead of going to sleep

>>214118183
shoulders and forearms is all you need to impress people when wearing clothes

>>214118082
I can't imagine never going to the cinema. First time I went as a kid it blew my mind. One of my earliest best memories is watching TASM2 in the cinema with my dad.

The good news is it's never too late and you can go on your own. People might give you weird looks but when the movie starts nobody cares about you.

(◠‿◠)

>>214118082
I'm 28 and go on my own during the daytime, I never go when the kids are off. Just go for a 1pm showing and it will be mostly empty. Last film I saw was nosferatu

New Lego Batman game has Nolan's Bane in it.

Imagine if we get the plane scene.

>>214118204
Get to bed and have sex dreams instead far more enjoyable

if you had to turn yourself into a gay would you pick a top poof or a bottom poof as your role?

'tis o'er

boulder Brighton is a well peng bouldering centre like
mogs red chode, york

>>214118219
*unzips*

>>214118182
Okay

Sextoil with gfberg is complete lads

heard next door using her vibrator again last night and screaming extremely loud
peformative bitch

a lot of cinemas didn't survive covid
the one I used to go to as a kid is derelict now

>>214118239
'til the 'morrow

The European National Socialist Revolution will begin in Britain.

Spaki on a Greek VPN again

I feel like a black hole is pulling Earth apart, anyone else

>>214118242
You go to the sauna in kemptown after don't you

>>214118222
plane?

Remember Britain before the Boriswave?

>>214118251
ask her to rate you out of 10

commiemong now nazimong will commit suicide in a couple of years. not celebrating it btw but i can almost guarantee it

>>214118253
seen awwarabella hurt her cock from having her vibrator pressed too hard against her cock once

>>214118272
there was one near me that was practically dead pre covid and no one went for years. you’d think covid would have wiped it out but strangely it’s actually gone through somewhat of a revival. everyone goes there now instead of the vue cinemas. or as i like to call it, jew cinemas (because they play jewish propoganda)

>>214118309
there was already a trillion of them before boris

Poo

>>214118306
Aye.

hot color melting the anger to stone

>>214118276
the best way to stop the migrants would be to stop selling them our media
if they didn't know we exist they wouldn't want to come here

>>214118333
The Boriswave was noticeable since groids appeared everywhere.
Not even mixed Caribbean blaqs, full on congoids

will be nice when the boring teenagers find something else to do

>>214118300
The powerful rule and the poor suffer what they must; it was a time of kings and princely slaves, of debauchery and open depravity - of the merchant's gain and no thought for the day.

It was a time of buggery.

mad how girls fannies are just as strong as willies

>>214118325
umm got a link?

every single Saturday I'm astounded at retards from the left and right fighting each other in some petty argument
Today's episode is union jacks, the previous 800 episodes were Palestine, before that Tommeh, before that the EU, before that summat else

How bored are these people.

Come home jewish man...

>>214118346
you're an enormous lad

>>214118381
carribbean blacks aren’t very mixed. do you think slave plantations in jamaica were one big interracial orgy

tor wank then bed

ngl Greta could get it

can a football enjoyer please explain

When the White race wins, we shall reset the calendar. Christians did it. North Korea has its Juche year system.

Why not Before Hitler and After Hitler?

le ironic paedophile

>>214118238
Top poof of course

>>214118175
>I refused to get the vax
Based

>>214118466
Wouldn't date either of them because I'm an incel freak

>>214118461
probably not the poster you think I am nowt ironic about me

>>214118459
you should date your life before you have sex and after you have sex

it’s nice that leftism is the counterculture again

want to learn a song on the guitar but I'm a little fucking retard with grubby little baby hands that can't reach the strings

well rorke?

>>214118532
lil feller couldn’t help his self

*BEEP*

>>214118535
you still did come to britain though
cause this is britain
and you’re here
so you did come

>>214118528
true, but edgy /pol/ humour being mainstream is unbelievably fucking cringe
it seems as though we'll never have one without the other

>>214118535
that's me flummoxed

>>214118395
um the website that reposts paid content seems to be down but she presses the vibrator so firm that her cock retreats inside like a turtle's head before it starts to cum

>>214118486
looks a bit simon amstell

>>214118535
They should have all been sterilised.

>>214118175
Also I missed out on watching the batman because I never took the vaxx and wasn't allowed in those places

Spaki on his Lithuanian VPN now

rorke saying nonces are cool because it’s “counterculture”

>>214118423
whats that

Smelly flat has a pong to it

>>214118535
Should repaint the “to” to “on” in the second line

why do british niggas be calling they daughters "india" anyway

>>214118535
why's every woman got a belly these days
even the skinny ones got a lil pot belly

it's wrong

need to verify with ID to view fansly posts of content creators i've already got a paid subscription to

>>214118600
Cor

Meltdown

>>214118611
get your mug uploaded to the government facial recognition programme

I've got past the dip and i'm enojying the booze again

>>214118573
oh! it shouldnt do that...

>>214118535
Britain didn't try to change the demographics of their homelands with anglos like they do when they go to Britain

>>214118604
Sneed oil

Imagibe if every English village had its own wankcentre

>>214118604
it's very preferable to a hard flat tummy which is repulsive on a woman

>>214118567
agree actually. i’d unironically rather listen to a soycuck talk about intersectionality than hear another grifter tell me why raw milk is le heckin epic bacon.

i find myself slowly feeling like i did as a tween in the late 2000s, being edgy and calling people faggots but hating right wing bullshit

>>214117044
>why don't I look like a movie star?
>must be society's fault

lighting candles and burning incense before putting on the ceremonial robes then entering the wanking chambers

>>214118641
changed the demographics from native to african though

>>214118446
ngubus are pacey so go on the sides to run up and down a lot but ain't smart enough for passing around the middle or goal scoring

black goalies are also shit because thats a high iq position that requires a lot of positioning intellgence

i would contest that the centre back partnership should be equal parts black and white thoughbeit

Wallowing in a shallow pit of sobriety

>>214118671
Based Rorke Labour

>>214118567
the appeal of edgy 4chan humour was that it was obscure. you were part of the in group, the meta joke if you understood what those words meant.

half, if not more of all anglosphere gen z internet culture is descendent from 4chan stuff

your lingo makes you sound like a mong
your cartoons indicate how tasteless and boring you are

Spent nine hours with my mates and as soon as we part ways the darkness sets right back in

Rorke sex arse

>>214118699
Mean words on the internet not present as it would be 0%

get to go to bed knowing that when i wake up it will not loom

>>214118705
Good. We have to become hegemonic. Keep pushing.

whites will win the race war in an immediate sense but the resulting losses for blacks will only produce the dire conditions that boost fertility in their shanty towns so the long term trend will still be white genocide

>>214118694
white strikers are always better than black strikers imo
blacks are good wingers but never strikers

whites also make the best center mids and CAMs. Modric, Iniesta, Lampard, you’re not going to top that

>>214118716
That's called nighttime

>>214118716
did you see any of their knobules?

>>214118734
:)

>>214118665
>>214118667
I see the caliniggers are back

>>214118757
Gee I wonder what the conversation topics were

Indians are a planetary danger.

>>214118742
im convinced dembele and mbappe miss on purpose because their pace solved football so they had to miss because otherwise it would be 15-0 every game and everyone would lose interest

>>214118757
It's a club, and you aren't in it

>>214118740
african population only keeps growing if we support them. if we keep feeding them and supplying them with medicine.

wogs can’t survive in the british isles without modern infrastructure. without central heating and shops and electricity. they wouldn’t survive the winter. millions of whites would die but we would pull through.

>>214118716
FONT

>>214116965
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>>214118528
It's not lol

>>214118684
thgought htis was just pre carnie pre carnie

there’s not going to be a “race war” the west will just slowly get browner and blacker and will either go commie or continue its liberal cosmopolitan imperialism

>>214118620
>if you look white and act white then your white
Based Matthew's didnt get hung up on northern vs southern europeans bullshit