Thread 214121826

Caturday edition
>>214116088

poo seal

im not indian

>>214121862
you're chinese

>>214121826 (OP)
>three minutes past caturday here
it's over...

>>214121864
im white

this is the thread

>>214121877
americans are white, canadians are just pasty hahahaha

>>214121877
White Horde? Based
Ögedei is NOT my Khagan
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Horde

Ok there are Only Fans models from Bulgaria, I don't know how that works if Production and distribution is illegal.

shoot me

Fumbled two different women award

>>214122006
in battlefield?

Is getting crowns dangerous? Perfect chiclet teeth are an instant +2 to aesthetics

>>214122006
*shoots you just enough to keep your shields down until you give up the rockets or betray me*

>>214121856
stinky fella

that nigga sleepy af

Drink combo sub-edish

>>214122170
in this world you're either a smart fella or a fart smella

>>214121977
Bulgarian gypsy whores

>>214122202
gypsies don't know how to use phones, or read or write

Some bedrock assumptions of my politics
>Liberal society presents itself as a collection of traumas the adaptation to which is that individuals learn to be totally atomic operators
>This condition is totally miserable and liberalism tends to be self destructive
>Fathers abandon children, spouses abandon each other, society abandons individuals
>Already the masses throng for a "post-liberalism", even people who are notionally democrats or pro-gay or whatever, they'll cough up that they think cheating should be illegal or whatever their personal bugbear is
>The idea that individuals have infinite personal choice is a liberal ideological imposition that we have no duty to honor
>The declining fertility rate is just bedrock fact that liberalism costs people, ultimately, their will to live and they are about done with it
>There is no social base for liberalism and it's going to go away because liberalism offers too thin a gruel to get people out of bed
>People need to be told what to do.
This mostly aligns with the rightist movement known as "Post Liberalism", whose biggest booster is Peter Thiel and whose biggest proponent in government is JD Vance.
Note that I don't support Donald Trump necessarily, he's a postmodern lunatic, dadaism as government, which is funny but he should probably die and get out of the way

>>214122196
vodka and a scoop of electrolyte powder in a bottle of water. you can can be drunk all day and stay hydrated and do it all over again.

I thank god for Bulgarian and Romanian whores. I would still be a virgin without them.

>>214122051
looks painful ngl

>>214122222
They do all that here while receiving gibs and funneling money back to Bulgaria so they can build their Gypsy mansions

>>214122233
I could not give less of a fuck

not a single word of that essay

that crescent is fertile

>>214122245
Paid or non paid?

Every time I've ever pursued a woman it always ends in humiliation for me

I’m so fucking bored

>>214122278
watch college ball

>>214122268
Paid of course. But they were very cheap.

>>214122275
pursuing women in of itself is a humiliation ritual

>dadaism government
me when I say retarded things

Jason’s anus is so prolapsed it starts looking like bussy lips

Red Lobster Is Betting on Black Diners With Its Brand Comeback

>>214122347
they're cooked

>>214122347
The new ceo is a young African entrepreneur
(Not African American)

Midwestern MFs be like "the dishes need warshed"

>>214122347
cant imagine going to a chain restaurant for seafood

>>214122347
Imagine working as a waiter at Red Lobster. Black people are very bad tippers.

>>214122294
Oh yeah I forgot you have legal brothels there..

>>214122256
they are evolving, here usually they live in ghettos and slums and are illiterate

Weekend #293 of having zero plans

>>214122347
i have shellfish intolerance

a lever-action garand. God, i'm a genius! the sheer satisfaction of operating this!

Now, this finna sound retarded, but for a long time, I thought that the Natural Bakery brand was actually called New Brunswick instead, because it displayed on the self-checkout as NB. Kinda disappointed that it's not called New Brunswick bread

>>214122453
omgggg twinsies xxx

cant wait for my life to end

>>214122233
half baked and totally ignorant of history.

>>214122347
Always bet on black

IESUS. CHRISTUS.

>>214122467
That sucks, it's great eatin

Need this

>>214122467
same

why do you "need this"

>>214122551
you have a gf

>>214122566
On my face

>>214122551
I had sex with her

Why did you delete the cat pic?

>>214122566
Why don’t you need this?

Alone at the beach on a caturday night
If you can identify the location and get here in 30 minutes or less we can be f-f-friends!

if i was religious i'd be like pic related you know what i mean, like a mysterious nigga with a hood, you know he got that deep spiritual shit

>>214122607
im gay o algo

>>214122603
/sp/ meme, you wouldnt get it

>>214122607
sometimes i want it, but the feeling passes

in my hood they call me the penis genius

a woman's place is on my face

>>214122596
Lol

>>214122510
whaat? no, never. red! always. the color makes me happy, and i win when i'm happy.

>>214122620
Share it again! I couldn't save the pic.

>>214122610
>we can be f-f-friends!
no thanks

>>214122610
australia?

>>214122607
not very sexy

>>214122631
I got the cleanest meanest penis
you ain't never seen this
stroke of genius

i'd kill trillions for a girl like this

>>214122653
>>214122663
>>214122685
/cum/ not /bub/

>>214122649
Maybe some day
>>214122650
Close

>>214122551
Maybe I'm spoiled but this barely counts as a pawg anymore

>>214122685
gay

>>214122685
I wouldn’t kill anyone because I’m a stone cold incel who values the lives of others and their liberty to exercise volition.

lava shits scheduled for tomorrow

>>214122742
cured spicy meat ANNIHILATES my butthole every time
godspeed brother

>>214122705
you seem mad, bub

>>214122742
At first I though these were dates which also make you pooparoo

>>214122784
have you ever been to bolton

>>214122817
nah
don't really want to either it's a shithole

>>214122791
So this fella died? What was his deal?
>>214122868
I had a great time in Yorkshire years ago. Had great food despite all the memes.

Got banned from one of the last two CS:Source servers for aimbot (fictitiously)

you know someone's fed up with you when they start calling you sir

>>214122899
You forgot your anime pic, Jason.

Just got called "Jason" (fictitously)

just gooned and then did some pullups

>>214122801
hate dates
my parents made me and my sisters eat dates so we could play vice city and my sisters started crying

that reminds me, i should do some bicep curls

>>214122973
They are too sweet and I don't like sweet things. But I've heard they don't raise your blood sugar like other things.

What are some good Icelandic dishes?

in genuine despair over my failure of a life

>>214122969
you are limiting your potential with gooning

>>214122944
It's ma'am!

>>214123017
Based, the real red pill is to save it and then release a nuclear blast on a girl.

My fist clenched when I saw my fat shit of a dad put salt on his pizza. Can you believe this prick

May you walk on warm sands

>>214123076
My dad puts salt and pepper on his pizza. Sometimes a thick slice of raw tomato

latin is the language of kino

>>214123132
you are brown

Just drink n-word pee directly from his massive penis

that whole chicken I just roasted sucks

Life? Not a fan.

N

A

>>214123132
>>214123151
Can I have it?

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Is mezcal good

>>214123183
it's so bad that giving it away to someone else qualifies as abuse. This is the most disgusting slimy fat chicken I ever ate

>>214121826 (OP)
Okay I did it. Just emailed my old job asking if I could work for them again. I'd be making about $13 less an hour and probably need to work significantly more than the 40hours a week I'm doing currently. I also would no longer have insurance and unlike my current job, there's absolutely no room for advancement via either promotions or raises. And yet if they reply saying I can start working with them again I will quit this job is a fucking instant.

Life is too short to be this miserable, idgaf about the money. I'd rather be barely surviving in poverty than continue on in my current career.

>>214123212
lmaoo

>>214123212
wat da job?

le mayo

>>214123210
What went wrong?

>>214123230
i love mayo

>>214123251
I think it's just a shitty low quality chicken. I cooked it right . It's sobeys that's wrong.

>>214123251
whats he thinking?

need to figured out how to cook my chicken with less oil, suppose i could boil it and eat it like a maniac with no flavor

>>214123286
me on the right

>>214123286
He married a Jew that was plapped by Weinstein

>>214123310
He's plapped half of LA, faggot

I make a good chicken

>>214123296
don't knock boiling chicken. a good chicken is good without seasoning

>>214123265
Interesting...is it a chicken you've never bought before?
>>214123270
He is saying his last prayers.
>>214123334
would

>>214123151
you can still put it to work. shred it as best you can, anything that isn't just uncle owen and aunt beru burnt. let the cuts sit in minimal floor of water or stock in tupperware. barely any. the next day, standard sandwich protocol. it'll work.

>>214123360
Yes. It was Panache brand Greek-seasoned flattened chicken

>>214123286
I was fat like Vance when I was 13

They didn't have Pinnochio at the bookstore

i gave my plant named seymour water today if anyone cares

>>214123344
i ain`t eating good chicken, i'm eating ultra farma chicken breasts

>>214123378
I see, that's why I always go for something I've already tried. Pre seasoned anything is a always a 50/50.

>>214123151
how do u fuck up chicken

>>214123226
Night security for television and film sets

>>214123437
I cooked it right, it's just a fatass low quality chicken

Seymour Breasts

>>214123331
>can't find a woman that hasn't been weinstein'd
>''''''chad''''''
Grim

i use my leftover chicken to make chicken noodle soup if anybody cares

niggas be like
>yeah I roasted this chicken

>>214123459
interesting gig

>>214123481
I care, that's a great use of leftover chicken.

So common for females these days to own those bigass dildoes. How the fuck am I supposed to compete with my level 1 sword?

>>214123477
Only incel chuds wish for le virgin waifu
Chads pump and dump, he has 4 kids and literally fucks around

>>214123422
my wife has a mini cactus she let me name "Jim". she asked why, and i said it was from "Ed, Edd, and Eddy". she never saw that, and when i explained it, she thought it was stupid, but that's still his name. he's doing well, one of his blossoms seems t9 have fallen off, but the other is flowering.

>>214121826 (OP)
>Wanna go back to college and start clean
>I left college mid semester
>Have horrible gpa


Well I am fucked I guess I should still try and be a trades men

Fame is a gun and I point it blind crash and burn girl baby swallow it dry

>>214123512
dildos cant help much with their routine emotional collapses

>>214123521
you named your cactus after jimmy? lol

>>214123519
>Chads pump and dump, he has 4 kids and literally fucks around
4 jewish kids and he's a cuckold

>>214123528
You should drink and smoke weed

>>214123519
>Only incel chuds wish for le virgin waifu
It literally almost doesn't exist, unless you start dating in high school when you are both 14-15.

>>214123558
this

Bros
She won't let me use the toilet

>>214123583
shit your pants to assert dominance

>>214123583
girl farts and poop smells bad

>>214123488
I fucking loved it. Got to chill all night all alone in all sorts of random places and get paid for it. I'd wander around listening to music or shitpost or scroll or play vidya or just sleep. Also they'd fly me to different cities just to do this and pay for my hotels and stuff. God I miss it so much. By contrast now I'm working in a fucking call center and it makes me wanna self delete.

>>214123552
>4 jewish kids and he's a cuckold
Enough about yourself

>>214123560
Of course, it's why men need to detach themselves from this shit

>>214123628
The goat of comic artists

whatever tomorrow brings, i'll be there

>>214123590
that is the most obscure reference ever. big props bro

>>214123628
For me it's cow tools

Tipping is stupid
If I’m getting takeout and their card reader has a tip option I get a little bit angry

Groypers support a cuckold

>>214123558
I was doing that the summer before going back to college. I dropped out again because I didn't get any pussy, but now I don't get "crossfaded".

man, I could really go for some round table breadsticks right about now

>>214123656
same I never tip on takeout

Some days I'm in my yeezys some days I'm in my vans if I know you made plans I wouldn't have popped the xans I knew some fans thought I'd never rap like this again but the writer's block is over MCs cancel your plans a thirty eight year old eight year old with rich nigga problems tell my wife that I hate the Rolls that's why I never drive it

>>214123676
I am Chinese.

>>214123638
>it's why men need to detach themselves from this shit
Naah, some girls are lovely.

>>214122894
>So this fella died? What was his deal?
He was a good dude in a fucked up freakish world. His videos did more for the human race than every billionaire CEO combined.

have to go downstairs to piss but i have a premonition im going to fall down the stairs and die

>>214123715
pee in a bottle

>>214123117
*camps outside your city and does skooma and steals all day*

>>214123705
>He was a good dude in a fucked up freakish world. His videos did more for the human race than every billionaire CEO combined.
I see, I thought everyone was making fun of him. Bummer that he died.

>>214123386
these cartoons look EXTREMELY jewish

Peeing in a bottle is wild you really don't realize how much volume your urine is

>>214123770
Phineas and Ferb is kino

>>214123770
Phinneas and Ferb? Lol why

>>214123733
n'wah

>>214123798
>>214123797
what the fuck even is that

>>214123771
You ever weigh yourself before and after a large shit

A 1 liter bottle should be enough for one pee session.

Meeting with my Jenkem dealer in thirty

I've never seen any of the rambo movies

>>214123814
Zoomer cartoon from like 2009-2013

>>214123771
yeah and the taste is really something else

>>214123833
ahh, no wonder they don't recognize how jewish it is.

Does /cum/ have any /x/ expriences?

>>214123829
same, I haven't seen any famous movies except the Matrix and a few more.

>>214123829
Yeah I prefer Rocky but you should at least see the first Rambo

>>214122742
C'mon, how spicy could they really be. Picrel will really make your ass cry

Sometimes I'll see a very passable trap that will make me hard, but when I go to goon I think about a biological female and it just seems infinitely hotter
The problem is not that I'm not attracted to some traps; it's just that they are comparatively less attractive than actual women

>>214123858
Yeah I manifested an ex gf to call me a bunch of times....I think.

>>214123858
one time innawoods but who was phone

I had an xxx experience with your mom

>search it on Youtube
>immediately greeted with some weird tranny shit

The J's really did a number on Gen Z.

>>214123875
can confirm

I wanna go back to college but I have a horrible gpa I don't like doing blue collar work

>>214122894
yeah yorkshire is great, the old town centre and the shambles are so charming

>>214123829
i saw it not even long ago and i remember nothing of it, they aren't that good a movies but they got that cozy old movie vibes to it and still a lot more entertaining than most modern movies

>>214123894
Doofenschmirtz in a dress is meant to be a joke. That's actually trad. It would be tranny shit if the show claimed he were an actual woman

>>214123858
>be me
>go to sleep
>exam tomorrow
>gotta rest up
>wake up from someone pulling my foot
>in bed
>alone
>realize I didn’t set an alarm
>realize my exam is about to start
>quickly hop on PC and do exam
>mfw a ghost got me to an exam on time by tugging my foot to wake me up
thank you ghost bro

>>214123894
men in drag is some of the oldest comedy out there

It's actually a lot harder to rip your dick off than you think. It's very elastic

>>214123894
Kek

>>214123931
>>214123916
Why do the characters have massive noses? One of them is basically 80% nose.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeZj2096h-Y

just SO'd(sup-yo) my roommate in the hallway

what the fuck is wrong with me

How the hell are you guys burning through threads this quickly?

>>214123914
Yep, I was staying in a dorm at the university of York. Got invited to Sunday Roast and they made those individual steak pies and I think about them to this day - truly delicious. Everything else was also very tasty - my friends mother was a retired cook. But maan those pies were so fucking good.

>>214123995
lrn2shitpost n00b

reminiscing about my old friend Larry Schwarz

>>214123887
How? Praying or just hoping?

>>214123890
wat

>>214123928
Must've been some dead professor

>>214123973
YOU SUCKED OFF YOUR ROOMMATE?!?

>>214123519
>>214123560
Imagine every intimate moment with your wife knowing that she's had the same thing with some other guy and they just didn't end up getting married

>>214124013
POPPERS AND WEIRD SEX

>>214123999
>walk down stairs
>immediately fall into water

who designs a building like this

get the flonase ingested

>>214124037
Fuck off, druggy

just bond burguered your sister in the hallway

Watching college football just makes me feel old

>>214124062
Then dont watch it. All ball sports are nigga whorship anyways.

>>214124062
why?

>>214124062
maybe it's time to kill yourself

>>214124012
>How? Praying or just hoping?
Just meditating and thinking about her. I do breathing exercises and that particular night I was just thinking about her a lot while doing them. I tried it again another time but more consciously with the intention of it happening and she called me again - might be a coincidence, probably was.

>>214124077
Because they're like 20 year olds

The tragedy of infinite compassion in a finite lifespan weighs heavy on my mind this evening.

I could still play college ball. It's not too late.

Is it too early to say we've entered an antisemitic renaissance? Gonna spend the evening enjoying the classics.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIEGj1jeRrA

baba booey

>>214124096
And how many year young are you, chud?

>>214124096
>people younger than me...ARE YOUNGER?

>>214124076
Not tennis you bitch

25000 steps today

Women really don't have to worry about shit in life and it doesn't make me angry i just wish i was one of them
>But men can do more bullshit
None of that bullshit is valued in modern society, nothing you do matters

>>214124026
I don't think about those things.
>>214124032
Yeah they told me stories about drunk people falling, they really get fucked up in the UK.

>>214124026
If you're thinking about other dudes while fucking a women, you have bigger problems

Reading a book.

>>214124120
watching his temper tantrum looks even more childish with the toy car right next to him

>>214124114
don't touch my camera, goober.

>>214124129
>>214124130
>But I did have breakfast

>>214124120
Have you seen not seen the Williams sisters? They look like gorillas.

>>214124110
You never had the makings of a varsity athlete.

>>214124122
Gigabased if true

>>214124122
What were you up to?

>>214124142
yeah you fucking wish you could work as hard as I can

>>214124129
quintessentially british to get clobbered and fall about in the streets like an ass

>>214124145
They retired thougheverbeit now it's just Caca Goof

>>214124164
i'm right in the middle of your shit so what the fuuuuuuck

>8
>gaming facing a corner
>clearly head from behind "can i play?"
>freeze for a moment
>walk outside without looking back

What's better, a superior army or a superior navy?

>>214124124
I agree with this sentiment yet I am content to be male. I think as I got older I learned to appreciate my own company more and especially my self-reliance.
If I could be a permanently young and attractive woman I would totally go for that thougbeit.

>>214124167
I am not really a fan of tennis but I like looking at Slavic women with short skirts.

how come poop and shit becomes "scat" when sexualized? I've seen scat used in no other context

Currently watching a local mma promotion that is being live streamed on facebook with a vertical iphone
It's also outdoors so you hear the cicadas singing their song

>>214124187
That was a very long incelwalk

>>214124193
for
>>214123858

bear scat

>>214124202
completely subjective question. for Britain a superior Navy is best; for Canada it would be better suited with a better Army

>>214124202
a superior drone airforce

give me three good reasons why i should unironically “read a book”
genuinely makes no sense to me. i can get the same information from attending a lecture or watching a documentary.

>>214124187
I kneel KING!
>>214124166
Dude, they get absolutely fuck wasted, girls falling on the streets, it was madness when I was there. I guess it's because when they get in collage it's the first time they are drinking, also they drink those ciders which are pure sugar and then drink vodka and a bunch of other shit, I saw at least 3-4 people throwing up while I was there. Had fun tho. There are some good lads and roses.

>>214124249
None. Reading is just a way to pass time just like watching a movie.

>>214124252
Black guy told me there's no easier place to fuck white women than the UK

>>214124222
i see you in /heem/

I look like this

>>214124288
mutt's law, ladies and gents.

>>214124230
Was it a clear human voice? I once felt someone whisper and almost shat myself

>>214124214
>I've seen scat used in no other context
It is commonly used to refer to animal poo especially when hunting and tracking

>>214124298
nice glasses nerd

>>214124288
what if you're indian

>>214124233
So give me your completely subjective answer

>>214124292
Do you guys explore each others bodies?

Some people came to the beach took some pictures of their kid and instantly left
Tbf it was a very 'grammable baby

>>214124302
You're a mutt too

>>214124321
Yeah

>>214124298
that’s great kid but don’t get penisey

>>214124315
>a office
>we are adults

>>214124307
That's because hunters are just stalker perverts

>>214124305
Yes, it was a squeaky voice like a girl or a woman

>>214124341
umm it's Jew Daycare

I honestly think they water down the liquor in the UK
It takes way more drinks for me to get drunk there than here

>>214124341
You got a problem with the way a sista be grammarizin?

>>214124315
I did. It's dependent on the nation, their geography, allies, politics, internal resources, population, and a million other factors.

>hrm today I will go eeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIeeeeeeeeeee
I love cicadas

>>214123286
Remove women's voting rights

Saw a brown or maybe black guy drowning today and panicked for a sec and then just watched it happen and ran away

>>214124382
One time when I didn’t sleep for days I swore I heard cicadas in the middle of winter

>>214124288
Yeah it's pretty easy to score.

>>214124401
You require a dick in your ass

>>214124389
men aren’t any better
it’s just a matter of time before young attractive women start to dominate politics

>>214124314
Yeah it's super easy, go ahead and immigrate over there sar :)

>>214124364
So true

+++ Recycle +++
>>214121848
>>214121848
>>214121848

>>214124325
that's not what mutt's law is about thobeit

Female haters, how do yu explain historic queens that did a good job

>>214124444
>>214124455