Thread 214129263

best friends edition

de bitterness of de feet

Mouse has asked that you all leave him alone from now on.
Employed Transvestite can have his mantle as the Pocket Monster master of /brit/.

Chuckle Brothers but they’re Muslim and go to mosque

anyone ever tried those melatonin gummies for sleep? Are they even legal in the UK or is it just a yank thing?

wouldn't mind having something to conk myself out when I need to be up early the next morning rather than laying in bed wide awake at 7PM

>>214131597
This would actually get made

What do you call a fat Chinaman
A chunk

lot of haters on here this morning

saxonoid manlets seething

>>214131616
that's what alcohol's for

>>214129263 (OP)
Eric Idle smuggling a budgie. Did not need to see that.

>>214131589
think we'll need to wait until after his surgery before we start calling sacked tranny Pocket Monster

>>214131616
Just get THC gummies don’t bother with all that placebo shit

>>214131625
I am a kind and generous soul

>>214131589
what are you talking about stop I want mousey

so when exactly at 30 are you suppose to lose your libido?
still bloody horny out of my mind every other day

>>214131628
How tall are you

YEAH YOU TELL EM DAN!

>>214129263 (OP)
Is this what british twinks look like?

leftymong spent 15 years campaigning for Idris Elba to be the next James Bond. That is how mindbroken he is

>>214131660
Wanking myself into an early grave

>>214131654
I think you're thinking of CBD snake oil products.

melatonin does actually have an effect on producing sleep

Do women prefer a completely bald shaven nob and balls or some hair?

thc is definitely not good for sleep don't do that

>>214131662
6'4

>>214131682
They like a little quiff

>>214131664
what a fucking homo

>>214131694
Don't believe that for a second you little manlet

>>214131670
hmm no I think they were in their late 30s there
>>214131682
HAIR!

>>214131658
all of this fabricated drama is just promotion for Mousey's upcoming website and podcast series

>>214131694
Not particularly unusual to see English blokes of that height

>>214131664
Bit left for the telegraph

>>214131715
shut it you little gimli looking saxonoid hobbit i could crush your skull with my hands

fuck me I just want to fall asleep

>>214131682
some hair
helps to accentuate your cockpong which women love

Live your dreams with melatonin

>>214131682
they love hairy knobs and balls

>>214131743
Try leaving us alone and lying in bed with your eyes closed
The first part is most important

>>214131743
KEK it’s over the counter here. You buy it n the same place you find supplements.

melatonin gave me auditory hallucinations as I was falling asleep and weird dreams where I felt like I was awake
you know what's actually really good for sleep is ativan

might watch two and a half meeeeeen

>>214131725
Its unusual in Southern England. I live in Hampshire and basically every man is 5'9 to maybe 6ft at most. Same across Cornwall, Devon, Kent, Surrey, that whole area is filled with hobbit people with swarthy brown skin. Its the weak saxon genes

>>214131648
it's fine

at the point with toil where i'm frequently knocking off early without telling anyone and stealing from the fridge and so forth, simply don't care anymore and am curious how long it will take for toilberg to notice

Capitalism is as anti-White as communism.

National Socialism now.

>>214131770
I'm not trying to sleep right this second lad. But I have to get up at 1AM on work days for my 4AM toilshift and even though I responsibly go to bed at a sane time i.e 6-7PM I just lay there awake even though I've blocked out the light from outside.

I need to drug myself asleep

>>214131774
you cannot suffer in america

>>214131795
Yeah that'll happen when you only go to the Jobcentre and Lidl, filled with runts of the litter

>>214131820
if you're not white they'll let you do it so you don't call them racist

pouring a lil liqqer for my nigga king cobra JFS

Did some socialising yesterday, so today and tomorrow are all about cleaningtoil and watching movies/playing games/reading.

quite fond of those AI videos where the animal eats a human and the human turns into cabbage or spaghetti or something

>>214131849
wish id never heard of this cunt i saw he was dead then watched a video on him and its sad how he just gave up on life and drank himself to death at 33

DEAD CERT

>>214131835
Its everywhere actually mate, cope on. Saxonmongs are short dumpy barrell chested hobbit people. Its the years of rape and conquest from the continent and intermixing thats done you as a people.

>>214131786
dogshit show that

Here we go round the prickly pear
Prickly pear prickly pear
Here we go round the prickly pear
At five o'clock in the morning.

>>214131893
filtered

get the poos done

>>214131786
Best character was Berta.

more of a frasier man myself

giwtwm

Sussex mogs Hampshire

if alcohol was illegal i'd be the prime minister by now

getting ready for carni xxx

i'm 201cm and 125kg anyone want to shag me

>>214131974
makes me wonder, the amount of times i have chose not to drink and then ended up doing something productive that helps my life in some way instead
if i traded in all those nights i drank reckon id be a millionaire now

>>214131859
Well done honey xx

>>214132014
piss off back to europe

>>214131795
>I live in Hampshire and basically every man is 5'9 to maybe 6ft at most
I live in Hampshire too and that's simply untrue

>>214131993
is he still streaming?

>>214131957
No idea what Sussex is but at least Hampshire isn't split in two like korea, with Britain's San Francisco on the coast its not much to brag about mate and its nothing compared the Ancient capital of England Winchester, or Britain's main port city Portsmouth. Obviously Hampshire mogs you

>>214132028
Thanks babe. :)

my parents react to scripted TV shows and movies as if it's actually real and happening right in front of them

>>214131993
>>214132047
Stop replying to yourself to drum up interest in some boring shite no-one cares about

IT FUCKING LOOMS

>>214132058
>Britain's San Francisco
Southhampcisco?

>>214132038
There is a swarthoid phenotype that has inhabited southern england for centuries mate, maybe you should go outside a bit more instead of occasionally popping in to the chamberlayne arms on your own to play pool for an hour then potter about the swan centre pretending to do something.

>>214132075
you're done

>>214132038
he doesn't actually live in hampshire mate he's just a conniving jock

>>214132058
lmao portsmouth is a shithole mate

>>214132081
look at that burly bastard
the harbinger of autumn

More like campshire because its full of benders like you two

>>214132058
britain's berlin is stockport

>>214132093
There's loads of tall Hampshire natives
Maybe you get your shopping delivered or maybe mummy buys it, but pop down Tesco today and you'll see

>>214132106
Mogs Southampton and Brighton every single time. Obviously theres shitholes surrounding Portsmouth, but dont pretend Gunwharf Quays and Old Portsmouth isn't beautiful in the summer out on the coast with a nice beer.

had to pop into asda to get a few bits yesterday was horrific

>>214132131
What's Germany's stockport?

I PREDICT AN EARTHQUAKE UP IN HERE

gfberg going on some girls day out to notting hill gonna wank and watch the footy me thinks

>>214131664
>displaying the flag of the country is "extreme"
what is wrong with these fucking clowns

Do you call it a rubber because you use it to rub the graphite off the paper, or because it's ostensibly made of rubber?

Or is the first thing the reason why the material is called rubber?

>>214132139
It doesn't really mog Southampton but it DOES look a lot nicer which is important
Unfortunately Southampton's Georgian town centre got bombed to shit during WW2 because the Narzis knew Southampton was worth bombing

>>214132145
simply doesn't have one
has no viaduct, no pyramid, no greggs

>>214132139
that's like putting lipstick on a pig and calling it a supermodel

>>214132143
tesco with the clubcard is the move

inherited 120k from dadberg would like it to help the world in some way but will probably just selfishly spend it on the mortgage

>>214132138
I can tell you're a foreigner not native to Hampshire then. Cope on

>>214132165
Mrs Reeves, inheritance tax this man NOW

>>214132163
i can't be dealing with the weekend crowds and i'm certainly not going to the tescos

>>214132139
gunwharf quays is a boring retail park every shithole town has one

>>214132125
Maybe you were and was reincarnated. ;)

>>214132168
Can tell you've never left Glasgow

>>214132139
>>214132195
kek my sister and her hubby go down there all the time and buy so much shite

Anyone mind if I turn on the Nintendo DS and play a little bit of Pokemon with the sound slightly up?

>>214132158
Southampton is an absolute dump and looks like a bombsite to this day. Bargate got levelled EIGHT YEARS AGO and its still a construction site. Name one place decent in Southampton, go on. Millbrook? St Marys? Bitterne? Woolston? All grim shitholes that wouldn't look out of place in the north

when my parents die I'll have like $5 million

get
that
gay
porn
on

>>214132228
AUD?
cor that's enough for a weekly shop, jammy git

>>214132125
*Transports you using my experimental time machine and you smile happily as you get onto a bus and plop down into the front seats next to a pretty blonde but then you look down at your hands and realise it's Quantum Leap style time travel and you're about to get lynched*

believe in the heart of the cards

>>214132195
Had a nice meal at the slug and lettuce out on the balcony overlooking the harbour at Gunwharf a few weeks ago with the family. You're talking out of your arse

Put remote back on docking station

>>21413222
Bassett
Highfield
Ocean Village
Polygon

>>214132219
i remember playing my gameboy sp on a coach trip once on full blast and the bloke in front of me got mad

why does literally every millennial male look exactly like this?

>>214132280
um

>>214132195
Name a shithole town with a better retail park

>>214132280
hard to tell imo

>>214132275
>Bassett
Literally just a suburb for rich people
>Highfield
Uni students in halls? Still a shithole with 5 ebab shops per half mile
>Ocean Village
That place that doesn't exist? You mean that weird corner of poorly constructed apartments near the cinema? Try going down there at night
>Polygon
You are joking arent you

>>214132228
Hope they leave it all to the Greens Party

why is 190 pretending to live in hampshire

*enters /brit/*

he will be the next James Bond

>>214132265
so boring retail park stuff ok well done i could do that in brighton marina which is another boring retail park

>>214132276
yea my parents used to get pissed off with the sound too, can't fathom why as some games had actual bangeroos
wasn't allowed the sound on in the car or at home unless I was in my room, used to sit outside in the hedge and play as it was the only place free from the glaring sun i could think of

>>214132356
Are all allotments of shops and all shopping districts "boring retail parks" to you then? I guess Oxford Street in London is a boring retail park too

off to my PWAUDA (people with alcohol use disorder anonymous) meeting

>>214132362
Seems like you were an annoying cunt

>>214132312
>Literally just a suburb for rich people
So you admit it's nice. Concession accepted!
>Uni students in halls?
Nah there's some very nice roads between Highfield Lane and Waitrose
>Still a shithole with 5 ebab shops per half mile
You're thinking of Portswood
>That place that doesn't exist? You mean that weird corner of poorly constructed apartments near the cinema? Try going down there at night
They're nice
>You are joking arent you
No, some massive regency townhouses round that way

rorke's media literacy is non-existent

>>214132352
He does have a thing for molesting women

>>214132362
you can't figure out why someone would find the tinny repetitive sound of bing bing wahoo irritating? Are you a wog?

churchbells do be bing bonging

>>214132396
why do pakis love that specific combination of phone repair and vapes?

STOP THE HAMMERING

>>214132352
Bond's mum in canon is french swiss so it's plausible and he's ethnic enough that leftypol couldn't complain

Might buy a duster coat like they wear in those cool cowboy films

>>214132377
brighton and hove is full of interesting independent shops why would i want to go to a place like the marina or gunwharf quays with it's generic chains?

>>214132280
if she looks this fertile it's not really your fault is it

sir starmtrooper

>>214132289
It might feel like every millennial guy looks like this because the combination of features in the photo is very "archetypal" of a certain style that’s been common for the past decade or so:

Thick-rimmed glasses – became popular in the late 2000s/2010s as a “smart but stylish” accessory.

Well-groomed but voluminous hair – a modern twist on classic styles, common among younger professionals.

Plaid button-up shirt – a staple of the “casual but put-together” look.

Beard or scruff (or clean-shaven with a defined jawline look) – very common among millennial men.

Podcast/streaming mic setup in the background – adds to the “tech-savvy, creative professional” vibe.

Musical instrument on the wall – signals a creative hobby or artistic side.

When many people adopt the same cultural cues—part fashion trends, part lifestyle aesthetics—it creates the impression of a “template” that a lot of millennial men fit into.

>>214132380
https://eagletimes.com/2021/09/04/renaissance-redneck-splitting-hairs/
very niche abbreviation

>>214132408
mhmmm changeringers be chalking they luh hands

>>214132401
no, just in touch with the music

https://wplace.live/
Zoom in on the UK
Mousey's already put all the Pokemon around for us!

>>214132384
>So you admit it's nice. Concession accepted!
I didnt say it was nice. I said its a suburb for rich people.
>Nah there's some very nice roads between Highfield Lane and Waitrose
Mate thats literally Portswood, an immigrant enclave
>You're thinking of Portswood
Yeah thats what you're talking about if you're on about Waitrose, firmly beside the Portswood shopping centre
>They're nice
No joke go out there at night and come back to me.
>No, some massive regency townhouses round that way
Polygon? Polygon are all immigrant HMOs and foreign uni students now

>>214132478
trannies and fenians run my area

>>214132478
Saw this last week. So much anime SHITE on there.

why the fuck am i so dehydrated all of the time
my piss has been brown for weeks

>>214132457
cheers /brit/gpt

>>214132468
yeah just like a wog blasting out drill rap at the back of a bus, "in touch with the music"

aldershot is the worst place i have ever been

gaming day for me de lads

>>214132521
even worse than London?

>>214132462
"alcoholic" is a problematic term now so we can't call it AA anymore, you can thank the wokes for that

>>214132508
mate brown piss is not dehydration, ought to get that checked

>>214132526
grow up

I’m thinking naughty things in my mind ;)

>>214132449
ah yes all your gay homo tranny shops totally mogs any actual culture and history in a city. Forget the Mary Rose and HMS Victory, you've got independent dildo shops my apologies sir

>>214132526
Bin that off and visit your stinky obese hero instead. Oh wait you can't drive and are poor LMAO!

>>214132480
>beside
If my knob is beside your nan's bedside lamp and she gives me a tug, my eyes don't start glowing do they

Only alcohol problem I've got is I don't have any

>>214132516
bit different from having the gameboy on in the car x

>>214132526
get in

>>214132478
all that fucking anime shite
weebs (a.k.a. trannies/frogposters/incels) are vile

You lads gonna play the new Lego Batman game? Looks like a mash up of all the films plus the Arkham games.

>>214132572
poo scrraming

fizzy peach strawberry cherry coconut lemonade

What the UK needs is a new constitution, a written one. One that keeps things much the way they are (monarchy, HoL, HoC, based on the Magna Carta, etc), restores things that once were (the navy) and adds in explicitly enumerated rights and liberties much like that in the US. Any previously passed law that violates that new constitution would be void.

>>214132559
and how often do you visit these old boats?

mad how I used to be the only person at toil who used em dashes to make a side comment in a sentence

>>214132630
twice a day

snickers is one of the best chocolate bars and it's not even close
peanuts and caramel instantly elevate any chocolate

>>214132612
The UK needs to be totally dismantled and the ruling class liquidated.

Come on love forget dinner at nandos let's have another climb around The Mary Rose

>>214132630
about as often as you visit these interesting independent reddit shops mate. What do you do when you go in there? stroke your chin at a knights body armour on a stand and buy a dreamcatcher?

>>214132601
>will you play lego game for 8 year olds???
Ask your mates. Not us

>>214132649
shame they've shrunk

sylph acct
or
talc psych

>>214132612
Could have sworn there was some movement to have a written constitution a few years ago
Or maybe that was a British bill of human rights or something

>landlord putting rent up
every month, every bastard month i get stung financially somehow

Which party today is the closest to the BUF?

not him but i love the terms "de lads" and "every day we above ground is a good day" i think they're funny but that does not mean im a fan of the fat alchie benefit scounging fish/shit smelling youtuber who coined them

not that this matters, seethers do be seething anyway and that's just how it is de lads

>>214132612
Your written constitution isn't worth much which is why every week we get news of a new crisis

>>214132675
you need a duo to get the same snackisfaction as you would have from a normal one in the past

>>214132674
My mates aren't allowed out on a school night though

>>214132683
Should have bought a house

dunno how hmv is still around

>>214132683
suspect I'm about to receive the same treatment as landlady has asked to pop round "for a chat"

>>214132683
my mortgage will only go down monthly
(haha assuming reeves' inflation drops)

just seen a woman with a fat arse walk by on her way to church i wish i was the pew she'll be sat on

>>214132690
Stop spamming dull essays about lolcows and rope up

>>214132690
You're a really boring cunt.

>>214132707
get her shagged lad

>>214132683
need him out business

>>214132704
hang on mate i found a brilliant youtube video on this very topic let me just stop the conversation in its tracks for a few minutes as I struggle and ultimately fail to find it

>>214132693
And what crisis would that be?

>>214132744
None of us will watch it so save your time
Not that you'd use it on anything worthwhile anyway

>>214132697
hello i meant to say to you that the arcade museum is well worth the money, it is not a museum it's an arcade and has 150 machines

>>214132748
is that adam

>>214132687
Heard the magpie party is looking promising, if they dont pan out I’ll be voting for Walt Disney

A pound for a fucking chocolate bar this world's gone mental

>>214132768
you'd never say that to my face you little rat

Nightshift toil looms

>>214132768
I'll watch it go fuck yourself you grumpy incel twat

>>214132772
I've never been but it looks really cool so I suggest it to people without knowing the full picture.
Today is aviation day and the air museum is doing an air show. I have an infection and can't go though.

rorke raising the flag of the kingdom of wessex

declaring a military junta in craigieburn

>>214132768
Dickhead

>>214132788
pound of flesh more like

Boring sport.

>>214132813
You're a proper shut-in and completely obsessed with her

>>214132816
replied to yourself award

don't understand how everyone in india isn't dead from food poisoning or bacterial infections based on how they handle their food, which is literal poo sometimes

>>214132827
fuck that is brilliant

>>214132788
And yet you don't complain when wages go up.

>>214132813
is there a worse haircut on women? I think skinhead is probably better than that

>>214132827
dvde thvt's so hvcking fvnny
UPBOATED

>>214132836
That's you done

>toil colleague has a birthday today
>seething at all the nice messages he's getting on whatsapp
don't know why i'm like this
i actually like him as well and yet i'm seething

Just watched a video called "White teen nailed By darksome rod"

>>214132833
and what have you done with your day

>>214132844
Yeah because mine NEVER FUCKING GO UP

>>214132754
https://www.supremecourt.gov/oral_arguments/calendarsandlists.aspx

That’s a spaki dogshit zinger

>>214132857
whatever haircut those have who dont smile back when i smile at them

>>214132893
sounds like a conversation between you and management
maybe then you can afford a bar of chocolate

fucking scream at how cucked scots are that they have african americans living in their woodlands and claiming it for themselves

https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/1mynaaq/kaura_taylor_a_woman_reported_missing_in_texas/

>Kaura Taylor, a woman reported missing in Texas, has reappeared in the Scottish woodlands, not lost, but living as “Lady Safi” in the self-proclaimed Kingdom of Kubala.

>look up if britain has an ice hockey league
>they do
>there are no london teams
>the best team is from belfast
?

>>214132913
I'll still be paying higher taxes so far cunts like you can eat them for me

yansk be like what crisis when they just deployed the national guard to dc so no one kills their president for being an unconvicted pedophile rapist

>>214132924
snp rubbing their hands at this

>>214132947
It's a fringe sport which nobody cares about
Not a surprise to anyone with upwards of half a brain

>>214132924
>King Atehene, 36, who was previously an opera singer under the name Kofi Offeh, leads the group, which consists of his wife, Queen Nandi, and their handmaiden Asnat. They claim they are a lost tribe of Hebrews, with their King descended from David the Messiah, and say their ancestors were cast out when Elizabeth I deported native black Jacobites.

>>214132948
think i'll get myself a lion bar (peanut) at londis
but a very far away one

https://youtu.be/rff7-6ejd9Q?t=14
fuckin' hell

still hoping for this hmv video

>>214132947
Fife Flyers till I die

>>214132976
Imagine going off to join some mental cult in the Scottish Highlands and being made a handmaiden

>>214132947
A black guy cut another player's throat with his iceskate and killed him in the middle of a game not that long ago, remember?

Thats not funny

>>214132894
None of these are crises.

sucking a kofi offeh

>>214133023
I remember. He pretty much admitted to doing it intentionally too but the police refused to do anything about it because he was black.

getting blacked up the arse at notting hill carnival

Rob Roy was a brother

>>214132970
you're so smart this is such an interesting response i wish there were more posters like you here this place would be so nice

>>214133014
that was a good movie

getting gang blacked

>>214133056
that was in Sheffield

just added nanberg to the flat earth telegram-group

blacking hill carnival

>>214132990
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpfImieBwOc

Stick us all in a room together, and some of you aren't making it out alive

Fuck sake I was going to get some weed in for tonight but now my mums making me be a fucking taxi service for her and her friends

make it happen

>>214132772
Forgot to ask what games have they got, anything good?
Do they have Time Crisis and House of The Dead?

me in the hypothetical room full of /brit/posters

we gotta do something about the israelites

>>214133014
NICHOLAAAS

>>214133251
Show some respect

>>214133340
that's so ross

>>214133340
Haha Chandler on a mad one.

shagged a nice young lady yesterday

>>214133380
The police are already aware

>>214133449
scrmaing

>>214133208
yeah both of those. you pay per hour and get unlimited use of the machines. theres loads of rhythm games, ddr, taico, cockpit shooters (the star wars one was good) pinball, lots of street fighter and beat em ups (including moonwaker), basketball hoops, can shot, big buck hunter, silent scope, mario kart, sega rally. pic shows maybe 60% of it

What’s up in England

>>214133490
>Silent Scope
Kino, brings me back to going to the Odeon in High School. I'll have to go some day.

>>214128782
>>214128782
>>214128782

rorke getting roasted in the work whatsapp group he's not invited to

is it poo that dyes your arsehole brown or is it just some natural skin pigment thing

>>214133522
just catching up on the OLDs

Toil LOOMS

>>214133251
Why. Can't we just live in harmony?

>>214133572
Just genetics

>>214131664
>look right
Woaaaah poignant an shit

>>214133525
i must say that jakdojade is a piece of utter shit, you can't buy a ticket on it just before the tram arrives and if you do buy one on time you have to find the fucking tram number? luckily i didn't see an inspector. also nowa huta was weird the museum is shut so we walked through a school to see an underground bunker (there was nobody there)

>>214133626
could be
i've noticed some people have a grey arsehole as well

>>214133603
wow that's grim. you should be allowed the same bank holidays as us

>>214133646
I bleached mine

>>214133662
if only
instead I must slave away for another day

Anyone else here raised by a clinically diagnosed psychopath?

>>214133700
Your dad wasn’t a mafia boss mate grow up

watching Irish women’s rugby :P

Can't stop dancing!

>>214133722
Their father-son relationship is highly comparable to my own experiences.

>>214133634
Never got this. In Primary school they taught to look both ways before crossing the street. If you keep this in mind, it doesn't matter which country you are in, you can cross the street safely.

>>214133641
Lol yeah I hate that, probably best to just buy a ticket for like 3 days or something to avoid the hassle. If you live here you can buy a special card that gives you a discount though, so I get one for 6 months and then forget about it. Usually I end up going a month with no ticket. The inspectors tend to skip me when doing the checks for some reason so I've never had my ticket checked for about a year and a half. Some folk just don't buy the ticket and consider getting a fine to be a worthy price for the risk as a result.
You just need the tram number to activate it though, so on a 24 hour ticket for example it doesn't matter what tram you validate it for, it stays active for you on any tram or bus after that.
>Nowa Huta museum was shut
Shit, it's really cool as well that's a shame especially for how annoying it is to get there. It's my go-to thing to suggest to tourists since not many people that visit know about it. The rest of Nowa Huta is pretty weird, it used to have a reputation for machete crime but now it's safer and is known for cheap housing since we have London tier flat prices.

>>214133752
any fit ones or are they all ugly dykes

>>214133700
never seen this film

>>214133700
Pretty sure my mum has BPD, which is basically female psychopath. Fucked up me good.

Reckon all manner of things can go wrong in a woman's scrum

>>214133765
Couple fit ones

>>214133822
>>214133822
>>214133822

>>214133798
Must've been a nightmare - I'd take an ASPD father over a BPD mother, but my childhood was hellish nonetheless.