Thread 214176856

it's a lovely duck edition

>>214176856 (OP)
brib pwns

flinging all sorts of poo up my arse

might move to 1990s

>>214176893
so what rorke

2023 was practise
2024 was practise
2025 was the warmup
2026 lets get this bread

>>214176908
imagine the possible warcrimes you could do

>>214176908
The 90s were so fucking based
>greatest decade for movies
>gaming was just becoming mainstream
>Normies hadn't even heard of the internet
>britpop dominated the charts
>politics were boring
>based old timers who remembered the war were still around
>wwf attitude era (the greatest wrestling era)
>emerging middle class
>no global terrorism
>Football wasn't destroyed by money
Everything is just shit now

>>214176923
x

Roaring
Gotta love Australians

me with the boys

Mental how the aussie accent is simply better than British accents

>>214176908
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EeztljfB0Y

we NEED to go back

post sexy slags

>>214176952
the units

destroy everything that exists

oh ma lawd im gay

what was it like to live in tony's britain?

>>214176954
was waiting for her to piss herself

Mental how I could batter all of you in a fight

>>214176933
imagine how good would it feel to play n64 in the basement waiting for a wwf ppv

genuinely feel bad for kids born post 2010
you're life has been shit and its only getting worse

>>214176954
wammin shouldnt do things like that
not good for their ovaries and internals

>>214177036
>tfw 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse

if everyone on /brit/ was put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the last man standing, genuinely

i sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little students and neets make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you would literally be eating pavement in under a second

>>214177036
you couldn't batter a piece of fish

>>214176975
this please

Security guard toil beckons...

>>214177016
it was great because it was the last period where things were good before the effects of his policies turned the country into shit soon after

>>214177043
And yet people can't see it's the Tories to blame

>>214177043
have you finally gotten bored of posting about underage girls being raped by niggers all day every day

i hate teh antichrist

>>214177071
*Kicks you in the testicles*
heh nothing personal kid

dark fruits weather this

>>214177096
Ummmm does she know she did a wee

>>214177079
would LOVE a job like this. walking around whistling and shining my torch on everything. dozing off at my station with a big ring of keys hanging on my belt thus allowing robbers to easily swipe them off me during a bank heist montage scene

obliterate planet earth

>>214177088
i hate son of a bitch
i hate antichrist

>>214177073
I coated your mum's fanny in my batter last night. Close enough.

sick to the front teeth of them

>>214177134
yes but she doesn't care because it's common among women in weightlifting

murder your entire family

beer

>>214177071
*Gets stabbed*
Uganda be kidding me

Rorke the type of nigga to uhhh..

>>214177146
worked security and it was shit, had to stand in one place like a complete mong

>>214177146
its all dystopian now, they make you carry a fob and check in at digital checkpoints around the site and monitor you at every stage

>>214177180
no thats not nice

>>214177172
you got no back ones left?

>>214177214
kill 800 billion people

>>214177180
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.

>>214177177
note to self: attend under17 women weightlifting

gymtoil delayed until tomorrow morning. the first day is ruined. that's the week destroyed.

Niggas out there calling their son Mingus

>>214177189
to call 999 and ask if they need any help

derpy

>>214177235
reliving the glory days of brit are you 190

>>214177248
Niggus

>>214177192
>>214177201
woke mob gone mental

Why are they so fit

>>214177248
Why are you a massive racist
wankpuffin?

scroom

rorke pledging allegiance to mr. blobby

>>214177235
they are mentally deranged regardless of age

>>214177248
Good bassist

One of the best actually

>>214177235
it’s not 2014 anymore lad, you know you’re going to have to kill yourself one of these days

nothing more enjoyable than frothing mad geordies have hysterical fits about workshy criminal scousers stealing their somalian footballer

>>214177325
deano wanking himself silly to this

forgot it was tuesday today

>>214177235
>pearl clutching on 4chan once known as 4channel now known as 4chan.

>>214177332
Be nice to 190 the dollhouse is all he's got

>>214177312
he will be spared in the upcoming AI takeover

i'm being punished for all my offenses, i wanna touch you but i'm afraid of the consequences, i wanna banish you from whence you came, but you're a part of me now and i've only got myself to blame

>>214177248
The merciful, unfortunately the children in the playground won't be

Why are there so many of them and why are they all so fucking ugly bruhhh!

carrying my fob right now (could be slang for willy in another life)

slathering myself with pva glue

start doing this

Steve Laws and Zoomer Historian are attacking Kenny Smith again.

>>214177389
so fkn gross

>>214177392
reminds me of the gay porn i watch

>>214177393
who
who
who

Rorke the type of nigga to dumbbell curl 12kg forever

>>214177393
don’t know why ANY of those are
you should KILL yourself NOW!!!!!!!!

*counts the freaks on my hand*
4, that's 4 newfreaks!

>>214177419
plap plap plap plap

one freak two freak red freak blue freak

>>214177449
never knew vampiro and sheamus had a match

>>214177043
That's the case for anyone born 1995 onwards, not just Gen Alpha

>>214177434
i also do should press

190kg hahah

launch the brown biomass into deep space like that episode of futurama

Genuinely nothing worse than someone trying to take the high ground on 4chan. Like this fucking twat >>214177235 here. I'd tell you to neck yourself but you'd probably snap the rope you fat cunt.

>>214177312
if this baby's parents took her to Brazil on a holiday and found a coin in the street they would ask her "Chat is this real?"

>>214177393
Thoughts on Mark Collett?

Rorke, the tables have turned

off to watch some x files good day to you

one week of sleeping late means I don't do anything at all. bin off the gymtoil. start the wanktoil. eat slop daily. just incredible how hard it is to maintain a good healthy routine

>>214177518
fuck off 190

For god's sake, me belly ache
my doctor says it's me kidney
he says he's gotta put a tube up me knob
I said you gotta be kiddin me
For god's sake
knobache

>>214177518
piss off 190 kids raped

Uganda be kidding me

>>214177518
the level of agitation you're experiencing over this is not a very good sign
sorry to tell you

>>214177540
i wake up at 2pm and dont do none of that

squish the brown biofilth into flat stackable discs with steamrollers

>>214177562
>>214177553
>>214177547
>>214177543
>>214177540
>>214177535
Fuck up spaino

>>214177496
right well that's just a twirl

>>214177389
Anyone else read about this on the new today? They're trying to catch the person filming this. Imagine dressing up like this, going out in public then complaining about someone seeing you. Fucking slags.

how is eugenia cooney still alive

>>214177484
thanks to a rare good thread on /pw/

>>214177575
comes all together for me. must be how addicts feel when they relapse

I would've been one of Mussolini's top guys in the Black Brigades.

when am i going to find a sensitive foid who also listens to john maus

>>214177582
mindraped

>>214177532
oh no hahaha

>>214177610
You would've shat yourself when the peasants hanged you

>>214177592
lmao

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/disturbing-videos-manchester-getting-millions-32271977

I would've been one of Mussolini's black guys in the top brigades.

Crazy how talking about Steve Laws and Zoomer Historian makes you lot seethe lol

>>214177656
it's better to live 100 years as a lion than 1 day as a rape victim

It's simple, we, uh, remigrate the biomass.

>>214177684
don't care about your eceleb drama simple as

shaved my armpits havent i? yeh

flatten the brown biofilm into a thin paste and peel it off the concrete like pva glue

>>214177700
Sent that mutt flying

>>214177684
Nobody knows what that is

Total Blaq Remigration

doing fat lines of biomass dust

How /brit/ breaks you
This one thread changed my life

>>214177700
>>214177723
It’s not eceleb drama. These guys will lead Britain soon. Yous are prob brown which is why you’re seething xD

Leftypol niggas cutting their apple into pieces before eating it

>>214177684
Don't know who either of these fannies are.
Would say I don't care either but I have replied, I just feel that you need to know that noone else here is interested in your yank nonsense or knows what you're on about.

SS YouTubewaffen Division

>>214177684
why does literally every and i do mean EVERY yank poster seem to conpletely lack any sort of emotional intelligence or tact

chewed leftypol up and spat him out

It's funny how exposure to jeets is going to cause the White awakening. We must finish the job the blonde Aryans started when they thundered down from Central Asia into the subcontinent 4000 years ago.

:D

white people are also biomass tbf

>>214177740
>2007

>>214177819
me too lad, me too x

Emmett....
where are you...

>>214177758
yeah mate some ecelebs talking into a mic for hours on end in their smelly bedrooms are really going to lead the country aren't they
thick yank bastard

odds shower and shave
evens drink until i no longer care how gross i look and smell
dubs bed

All they can is insult me. Leftypol seething because Steve Laws says it how it is and Zoomer Historian and getting millions of views on his video and is redpilling the masses

>>214177848
Sent that cunt flying AGAIN

googling images of beer and licking my lips like scoby doo

>>214177855
Nobody knows what that is

get the white biomass into the crematorium

>>214177740
>only 10%
>only

grim

What is to be done with white leftist women who defend migration even now?

You could ship them to Somalia but that's wasting future wombs.
You could have them impregnated with Nordic 130 IQ sperm donors perhaps.

Sir Sargon of Akkad

We would've ended up like Bri'ain if it weren't for the anti-federalists forcing the federalists to add the Bill of Rights to the Constitution.. Federalists were also simps for your Westminster system.

went for a walk and also sat in the sun for a bit, face is now sunburned

this is looking like the last day of summer though so it's ok it's allowed

That Aussie isn’t safe either. Joel Davis and Thomas Sewell have taken Australian politics by storm. Browns and Leftypol are scared toothless xD

>>214177855
What do you think of Mark Collett and PA?

Poor lads been done so badly, repeatedly that he doesn't understand what's going on anymore.
Best get him checked into the care home.

so glad i haven't been on /brit/ all day if it's been like this

>>214177895
flung that cunt to the kuiper belt

>>214177906
>>214177855
Don't know who these people are, muttboy x

I'm off my 3 day. Got toil soon. Nice to see the regulars are here spamming their pol shite per usual
>>214177850
Get a shower and a shave and then bed. Get a clue.

>>214177887
they will be forced to do 6 month stints in the hotels

>>214177914
Mark Collett is part of the old guard, he has good ideas, way better than Kenny Smith but he’s not extreme enough

>>214177906
Their march through Melbourne was absolute kino. Probably the first time any parade of nationalists has sung the Teufelslied since about 1944.

drunk

>>214177833
>37

>>214177944
Yeah they had trannies like >>214177927 scared. They are leading the biggest anti-migrant march in Australia on August 31st as well.

Joel Davis looks like he should be arguing with his babymama at walmart

they should invent waterproof earphones so i can listen to stuff in the shower

>>214176856 (OP)
It tis' a pretty nice quacker

good pussy sound like squidward walking

make that 13 spaffs in 3 days

actually mental how there are more people in the world who are worth more than $10M than the number of people in the world who can bench 100kg for a single rep

i get stronger every day

might take a run out to Decathlon later in the week and buy some waterproof shoes so I can go out walking during the rainy autumn time. Could take a wander around IKEA as well since it's right there

not going to braehead though as there's nothing there for me

>>214178054
100 kg bench is quite a lot

>>214178021
pretty sure these exist for swimmers

>>214177991
I'm so not a troon :(

Remember Brexit? What was that about then haha

>>214178054
sceptical of that

the virgin bench presser
the chad incline dumbbell presser

>>214178065
>waterproof shoes
You mean water resistant?
I'm thinking of doing the same but have only seen water resistant shoes with gore tex outers, not water proof

>>214178055
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yU_o__ZBhgs

^ummm (corr)

>>214177890
Sir Carl Benjamin
Sir Carlgon of Swindon

>>214178073
it's completely achievable within a much shorter amount of time than becoming worth that much money though. it's only 85kg for a set of 5-6

>>214178081
can't swim in my shower though can i
not enough space and the water goes down the drain

ffs lads l meant to send 'see you 2moro night x' to the missus and 'would love to see you choke on a bbc' to my mate and you'll never guess what l've done

don't know where to get almonds in asda

>>214178115
probably yeah

the last pair I had lasted a decent while before they started letting any water in. They can survive quiet rainy conditions.

>>214178172
based home bargains

wish i was drunk

>>214177942
Do you think PA is the best party in Britain currently?

>>214178172
it not right

the BBC 4chan hitpiece is imminent

>>214178190
wish i were*
hypothetical, subjunctive mood

>>214178145
That's believable too but even if you achieve that level of fitness it won't last unlike money which can continue to grow into old age
>>214178165
I'm just gonna get Salomons but do you have another recommendation?

>>214178224
wankmuffin

going to walk around the braehead retail park sticking the nut into random passersby to frighten them

braiding my arse hairs together so my poo comes out as pristine fresh spring water

Far too much nonce posting in this general really.

>>214178103
Is it better? I do OHP with dumbbells

pants weather is here

>>214178191
Yes, homeland lost its spot

Waterproof shoes? You mean brogues?

We need Christian sharia

>>214178190
this but high

Telling my young boy to try harder in life, perhaps some good will come of it

New Emma Watson pics lads. What the fuck is she wearing?

>>214178262
>greecempty
>sparseain

>>214178353
fake reddit cunt from a fake reddit nation loves his fake reddit drugs

>>214178262
Mental how China has an area the size of our east coast with the same population density and development as Nederlands

>>214178353
grow up

too hot in the flat
balls swinging about almost touching the floor

>>214178364
3/10

>and development as Nederlands
lol

>>214178361
idk but its sexo

>>214178361
idk but she's cute af

Tired of having a stinky bellend. Might get the snip. Wash the bastard twice a day and rinse it after I piss, and that pungent meaty odour persists. Abominable

>>214178361
Poor girl’s losing her mind.

This lad is actually an MP. Embarrassing that we have paper boys in our government these days

>>214178249
seen godzilla in that cinema

>>214178361
how has she not got married and produced children yet
shes mid-30s

raping a fly

>>214178437
She's married to herself

>>214178361
go back to posting AI images of her

>>214178406
didn't ask for your looks rating mate

the footballs back on now, rorke wont do anything

Violently shagging a squealing pig (I am a hopeful future prime minister)p

>>214178486
2/10

>>214178407
Just crazy to me how they use every inch of their land for productive stuff for hundreds of miles

All good and happy news from this year's Notting Hill Carnival. Not a hint of trouble apparently.

>>214178517
They're not anywhere near as developed as the Netherlands thoughbeit

Thread on /gif/ from a texan yank who propositions normal young women, waitresses, store workers etc, up front asking them if they're interested in sugar babying. Pays them $300-$700 and shags them. Says he has a success rate of ~1 in 10 and has shagged 115 women this way, which seems to bear out given what he's posting in the thread.

The whole thing is eye opening.

post 36 yr old man who looks 18

Me, mate? Me? Been fucking absolutely turfed over by B&Q.
Only tried fobbing me off with an item that doesn't fucking FIT and is a tenner cheaper than what I paid for.
Firm email sent to their indian customer centre, I await their reply.

>>214178526
Racist police ruining our fun, fuck off

There’s a good chance Emma Watson has tried BBC, what are your thoughts?

in my slimy incel cavern catching fish out of an underground stream with my bare hands and eating them raw

>>214178544
>texan
>yank
pick 1 (one)

>>214178544
This happens here too. My girlfriend tells me about it and how she and her co-workers have had offers, working in the middle of London so there's a lot of people with money around. She doesn't, but one of the people she knows does apparently. A lot of women have their price.

>>214178540
rooks pretty much the same from satelite imagery

>>214178584
erect

Will /brit/ become a ghost town once Steve laws deports all the browns?

>>214178544
doug dimmadome's a top shagger

>>214178615
please at least try to make one good post

>>214178596
How's Precious?

deport yanks from /brit/

>>214178611
Her being ravaged by a savage black and being filled with pure lust is the hottest thing ever

Immigration

>>214178671
need it banned

>>214176856 (OP)
nice duck that lad

>>214178607
Try street view

Sir John Honey of Hvll

You can’t deport us, we created this website mate. Only browns seethe about yanks

>>214178671
We need to talk about it more

>>214178361
>mid 30s
>childless
Grim

>>214178544
>women will be whores for money
what a revelation

>>214178434
looks like the gobby lad who kicks fuck out of simon in the inbetweeners

deport poc from /brit/

Hull is actually the White Man's China when you think about it

>>214178700
she's still young, 38 is young!

>>214178718
and yet deep blue in beverley does the best patty you'll ever eat
hullensians btfo

>>214178602
Makes sense when you think about it. It couldn't just be birds being flown out to Dubai to get shat on, must happen here too.

I can't imagine a normal woman saying no if some mega richoid offered to drop say £5k - £10k to fuck them. It must happen.

>>214178705
Yeah but the modern distinction, true or not, is that women who aren't actively going out of their way to be sex workers AREN'T paid whores. But this guy's thread suggests in reality 1/10 normal women do go in for it.

Haven't talked about trannies in a while

I'm posting here

little limp tranny cocks

>>214178733
shes 35

>>214178696
>>>/int/cum/

LowTierGod is turning 41 in 2 months

Biz idea: just a bag of those end bits on cornettos that are just pure chocolate and cone

>>214178744
I think it's even less than that, more like a few thousand a month instead

off cockling in morecambe bay lads
anyone want owt?

I've got toil from 3pm to midnight.

emma watson's underdeveloped phimotic clitoris that's similar to that of an 8 year old

>>214178744
>I can't imagine a normal woman saying no if some mega richoid offered to drop say £5k - £10k to fuck them. It must happen.
Would you suck my cock for £5k?

>>214178783
wee chinese man

>>214178808
yeh righto

>>214178771
did you cut her in half and count the rings?
then be quiet

imagine an immigrant tranny

Vote for reform

Yeah, my ARSE
haha take that Nigel

>>214178816
Sir, my honour has no price

>>214178853
>>214178853
>>214178853

why would mint flavour make it feel like your breathing easier. doesnt make any sense now does it

NEW

>>214178878
>>214178878
>>214178878

trans people should be free use