Thread 214215255

catbergenstienowitz edish

fucking MENTAL how over it is for me when the gf inevitably dumps me
have no social life and dont talk to anyone else or do anything. would probably go weeks without talking to anyone outside of work. probably will just drive my car off a cliff i think

howling like a banshee at this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glgblV7Un_g

>>214215269
Get yourself down the badminton club lad

>>214215269
might hang myself in the forest this week
parentbergs are away for a few days you see

Might go on holiday to Birmingham. What are some things to do there.

335 posts. A new best?

Mad how mousey is a modern day renaissance man. He studies chemistry, mathematics, economics, law, samples local fauna and uses them for his experiments in his kitchen. The world thought galileo was a schizo in his time too, you know.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ec70h6v1ILs
got the shlug on stream viewing personally

>he unironically thinks humans will still be around in 2050
HAHAHAHAHAHA

Cloning my penis so that he has an evil double that he despises and must compete with for my love

/brit/ but we get to challenge other posters to duels

barber fucked my beard up and now I have a glorified chinstrap

thanks for reading

>>214215317
probably the worst city in europe

thought she was going to have a poo

>>214215320
we've done 680

Might waste 300 quid on a piano, never play it and leave it in a corner to gather dust until I sell it on for half the price

>>214215358
probably time you learned to shave yourself no?

SEXO

>>214215358
got kurdish barbers in swedistan too then yeah?

just realised today is tuesday

>>214215332
>>214215337
right well you cant post that can you

goonberg is on the offensive today

ugly heffer

>>214215367
You could get yourself a couple of really nice fragrances for that. Would feel much better to be about town smelling nice instead of having a piano gathering dust in the corner.

>>214215428
i'm not looking at her face

>>214215269
slowly coming to realise the consequences of not having any other mates outside my ex gf
been a few years now since we broke up
dont have any mates
do nothing at the weekends
literally talk to no one outside of work
its grim lad

*storms out of /brit/ like the guy in the bleu de chanel advert does*

I have to go into the heart Birmingham tomorrow. How bad is it there? Can any brummies confirm the likelyhood that i get stabbed and bummed by a member of the ethnically diverse local community?

When i was in London a lad i know there said shit like "wear a backpack but backwards so its in front of you so no one nicks all your stuff". Is Birmingham as bad?

nostradamus couldn't see me
expeliamus couldn't stop me

*keeps gimmicks to myself, pokerfaced at the /brit/ table*

>>214215447
shes fat. your taste in females is shit

>>214215447
what are you looking at?

>>214215402
yeah, gave me the arab treatment with extremely sharp lines and all

>>214215479
her chocolate factory

>>214215463
hippopotamus wouldn't fuck you

>>214215462
>"wear a backpack but backwards so its in front of you so no one nicks all your stuff"
screaming
if you do this in london youre just making it obvious youre some weirdo freak

>>214215462
>When i was in London a lad i know there said shit like "wear a backpack but backwards so its in front of you so no one nicks all your stuff
is the lad you know a retard per chance? do you know how many people commute every day in london with backpacks on

/brit/ but this entire time we were actually all women pretending to be men

I love you

>>214215456
Was in this position when i got dumped last time. Such an awful feeling but sucked it up for a couple of months and got back on the dating apps and got a new gf because most women don't actually care if you have no friends

>>214215472
you can fucking talk

>>214215533
but you don't even know me

giving my most beloved precious little creature catberg a big kiss and a cuddle xx

Learning about the Adam Friedland Situation.

I'm actually insane

>>214215533
<3

i’m a boy who sometimes wears tights and skirt >.<

>>214215534
cant do the apps anymore because of my autism

*smirks niggardly*

>>214215269
happened to me recently
went through a period of manic depressive decisions and actions
went to germany alone on holiday thinking i'd enjoy it and was miserable
ended up wanking to shemale porn in a cabin of a sex cinema at one point though

wanted her to poo

I would really like to take a picture with Adele.

>>214215538
im hideous. do you think that fat cow you posted would be so humble as to admit shes overweight?

punishing the gut biome

>>214215595
why? don't you know how to use a camera?

>>214215533
oops wrong chat

In the cosmic cuddle puddle that is /brit/, I release my barbaric YIFF

>>214215515
you recon crystalcafe has a /brit/?

>>214215559
used to wank with my sisters tights and knickers in her bed when home alone

sometimes shoved her hairbrush up my arse as i spaffed

>>214215611
Why are you judging her? How do you know she wouldn't? You don't know her. Stop the hate man:(

>>214215505
>if you do this in london youre just making it obvious youre some weirdo freak
Shut the fuck up you bender you're on 4chan dont act like you're a well adjusted member of society

>>214215510
I saw a few people on push bikes doing it and the odd pedestrian to be honest.
Apparently you cant take your phone out in some places either or it'll straight get nicked.

>>214215611
didn't post her did i?

>>214215667
um!!!!

>>214215667
>>214215559
london?

>>214215699
i may be a bender but i dont go around with my backpack back to front like some weirdo freak

i am waingro
i am the joker
i am the travis bickle
i am danil bagrov

woke up coal

>>214215653
It should
>>214215621
I do but I want us to be next to each other and smiling as I take the selfie

>>214215670
>How do you know she wouldn't
the fact she made a video of herself indicates the thinks quite highly of her looks. it can be assumed therefore...

mind the grab

>>214215667
Outrageous!

>>214215699
>Apparently you cant take your phone out in some places either or it'll straight get nicked.
yeah your dead in touch mate tell you this too?

>>214215755
no you're not
no you're not
no you're not
no you're not
be quiet

>>214215255 (OP)
Is she still the queen of /brit/?

4am might sleep, night night autists in the past

>>214215667
interesting

Can hear the sister doing cute little rabbit poos in the toilet

Ahhhh what lovely thread. Very nice so far.

stole a pair of bra and panties when i was a cleaner probably 10 years ago now and used to wear them for me wanking sessions when i was addicted to stimulants and poppers and that muck

classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgtVtx315Io

It’s all kicking off

>>214215895
>stole a pair of bra and panties when i was a cleaner
from where?

>>214215779
glory to montenegro

>>214215837
Yes and you're the King Spaino...

>>214215895
what size bra?

>>214215895
do poppers really make your arsehole open up?

>>214215959
bents use them

>>214215892
:|
mate

>>214215817
Why are you talking like a passive aggressive woman?

>>214215919
was left in the bed i was making up
>>214215934
not too big idk doesnt say the size, not for big breasts anyway
>>214215959
dont know never put anything up my arse except from a banana one time

>>214215999
why do you think london is mars?

>>214216027
how did you know the previous owner wasn't a munter or a bloke using them for wank purposes?

digging lumps of poo out my bumhole with one hand and browsing /brit/ with t'other

business idea: i live my shitty mental illness incel life but in sweden instead of yookay

>>214216062
dont know
but it was a victoria secret thong and a pair of small calvin klein panties

>>214215667
bullshit

>>214216049
How can they tell which way they’re going to use it?

>>214216049
what is a wankpuffin
this was made by someone from Brighton, i can feel it

>>214216096
>dont know
dire

>>214216107
this
we need some proof

Love well mannered and well meaning people.

>>214216127
well if it was some weird bloke wanking off in a victoria secret thong and a nice lace bra then good on him

Calvin Klein ain’t no friend of mine

>>214215915
>>214216049
>>214216119
back to /pol/ boringlad

>>214216044
I dont I think its a shithole. I only spent 2 days there and it was poo.

>>214216111
If you're not a racist you fly it upside down to let people know.

AI is going to kill us all. This is the end.

I've had the impression that humanity is just kind of retarded and no one really understands how the world works for a very long time. Myself included. But when someone suggests that the idea of "thought" can be replicated by a computer program I start integrate that into everything else that I know and I quickly understand that people have their own motivations and that other people can be antithetical to it.

These rubes in silicon valley are going to keep going toe to toe and boasting about how their 2026 toyota venza is the biggest baddest most suped up ultra-powerful beefy learning algorithm that can eliminate 26% of all jobs instead of the previously held record of 15%, and it doesn't even matter. It's just building exponentially and getting us there about 2 years quicker.

What happens now.

Play video games? Tell my why anything makes sense or is worth it.

hey look buddy
i'm an engineer
that means I solve problems
not problems like "what is beauty?"
because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy
i solve practical problems, for instance: how am I going to stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind?

Union Jack and St George's flag are now illegal and signs of racism. simple as. end of story

used to steal all sorts when i was a cleaner
fags, food, ornaments
thats why id never get a cleaner now myself even though i i can afford one - cant trust them

55 burgers
55 fries

>>214216173
>>214216178
Fucking unreal how this got posted 3 seconds later

>>214215831
literally me
cope and seethe, you black arsed nit

>>214216178
I know every “Meet the __” by heart and I can even act it out

>>214216126
Kind of like a cockwomble

>getting dark at 8
Autumn looms

>>214216231
trying doing Meet the Jobcentre

get in here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAx99qslXs0

>>214216231
one crossed wire
one wayward PINCH of potassium chlorate
one errant TWITCH
and KABLOOEY

Leftypol utterly seething again because *checks notes* the BBC are reporting on the Reform Party

>>214216212
interesting looking fillum might give this a watch x

>>214216247
local council SEETHING they'll have to start turning the streets lights on again

tim has been in hospital for 6 months
approx 510k spent on him

>>214216299
it's kinotastic fren

>>214216307
thats not the right amount. it is actually much lower

anyone tried this yet?

>>214216307
he needs it

Please come to Sverigetråden!
>>214213898
>>214213898
>>214213898
>>214213898
>>214213898

>>214216328
scrum diddly

It was last year I finally realised how grim things are and this is not the world I grew up in when they put up zero decorations or lights for christmas holidays or new years. Kids today have it grim, no joy outside of anything not on a screen.

>>214216328
some rather amusing image editing youve done there

>>214216337
FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

poo rape

Pipe down kid

DOKTOR
ARE YOU SURE THIS WILL RORKE

Eating cereal with blackberries& raspberries with 30%less sugar and it's high in fiber

what should I put in my hair to keep it luscious and luxurious

where's the fucking rain then? my lawn is parched

someone just roared in my face

>>214215618
>>214215618
New. migrate when ready

should i be awake for this

>>214216360
thanks lad x

>>214216415
the contents of elton john's arse after an orgy

>>214216413
didn't arsked

drinking a nice guinness zero

Learning to be me

>>214216459
>guinness zero
Does your dad know you're gay?

>>214216456
benighted isle

not sure I asked

Why are people with no siblings so enamoured with incest? Weirdos

Is the 3 headed giant something from old English folklore or was he invented by Monthy Python?

>>214216456
grimkino

>>214215269
My ex lost interest in the relationship and I thought about breaking up with her but realised I enjoyed just having someone to go and do things with so it lasted a few more months.

EEEEEEEEEEEERECTIN' A DISPENSER

A green tea. A bone broth. Reviewing the chart. Accounts in order. Foggy mornings. Dewy grass. Lunchtime stroll. Afternoon pints. A South Asian gf. A cashmere jumper.

>>214216510
don't know

>>214216456
pointless horrid blue fences

>>214216488
cannot BELIEVE they're knocking it down to build this hideous eyesore

>>214216535
Amazing gimmick

>>214216547
Rather appropriate that Man U would play in a circus since they are a bunch of clowns

anyvay, zats how i lost my medical license

>>214216547
>it's real
>it's called New Trafford
>it costs £2 billion

Three week holiday in Skegness, all inclusive: booked

>>214216531
Put dis- pow!

>>214216531
>>214216578
Great game
Clocked 3000 hours over the years

i taught her how to par on her knees dawg
in an alley

sexo

hucows for me

>>214216601
you are cringe stfu

selling Ireland to the Chinese

Honestly wouldn't be surprised if molestation was some kind of soul harvesting, the origin is demonic no doubt about it, but the molester is just an intermediate chain, their soul is also being harvested. I think all trauma infliction is soul harvesting on some level, and intelligence agencies have a strange symbiotic relationship with the demonic in that the results of trauma serve their own gains while also serving the demonic

i need a hug

>>214216645
Someone has to do it

>>214216593
whats there to do for 3 weeks in skeggy

Chicken, rice, and peas toil in progress

>>214216639
stfu bitch

COCKWOMBLE

Britain needs a caste system

anyone been to everton's new stadium

just ate expired scotch eggberts

>>214216702
yeah

working arse hero

>>214216691
drugs

>>214216657
*hugs you and squeezes your arse*

>>214216678
I recognise that man hehe.....

>>214216692
sorry brit isnt for you chap
good night

>>214216716
how is it

Hate “professional” sports.

>>214216736
prefer not to say

>>214216728
theres drugs in skeggy is there

Need to go downstairs and check if the bread is mouldy or not.
Cheese sandwich may or may not be on the cards you see

>>214216535
I review the chart often

eating chicken fajitas

>>214216692
alri trisha

>>214216768
corrr gis a tenner mate

>>214216734
>>214216781
I'm not black I'm just eating the slop for the protein.

Hate Chewsdays

the toilers are thinking about work now LMFAO
yes massa in bed by 10 massa
LMFAO

>>214216766
*grabs you from behind and starts kissing your neck*

eating a second pizza because the stuffed tomato is NOT filling at all(!) whilst the stuffed cheese I can barely finish, and so is good value for money and worth the extra cost. the ketchup one doesnt even taste good

>>214216801
you don't get rich by spending money

>>214216830
this is putting me in a situation to go act up in and end up squished

>>214216830
gay if you wouldn't

>>214216830
rorke's ma

you can tell I’m getting old
Cuz I fuck celeb bitches and never tell a soul

Stopped working out since I started working full-time
Just never have the energy for it anymore

>>214216830
Nhg

/brit/ got me wanking to cgi hippos now

he posted that once without replies by the way
youre welcome. (youre welcome)

new veitch is up

>>214216817
Woah there, I hope that's just some salami for my sandwich in your pocket lad, haha

>>214216778
6000 chicken vajitas please

just thinking of the thousands of hymens that are snappin smoove open tonight LOL

>>214216914
no peters

>>214216830
that's the wank sorted for toinght

Why don't I love my new catberg?
I feel and and im scared current catberg and new catberg wont get along

>>214216894
yes but you do agree she’s fit as fuck

swablu #137 (#128 caught), not shiny
to catch them is my real test...

>>214216884
Weak ass nigga

family guy nigger moments

whats your haplogroup origin lads? what your mummy and daddy tell you it was? LOL

thousands of hymens about to endure violence

>>214216884
You just get into a routine of it mate, go to the gym you fat cunt

gym guy today mirin my athletic V thing (even though I am not in shape) hehe

>>214216954
cleveland in the bath sliding out of his house

>>214216943
I have a shiny Golisopod and I love it so much xo

wanking my little wollard

hymen expansions are being administered

Have not seen a payphone in quite some time

it's shite being scotish

>>214216988
UwU !!!!!

Elon Musk Appears to Be Completely Addicted to Anime Gooner AI Slop

>>214216973
>gym is full of 6 foot 4 huge blokes who mog you
>or fat or old cunts who you mog

>>214216980
she sucking on that thang

>>214216985
NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOO

the rorke files

>>214216991
500 more baptisms for the asylum seekers

gold cards issued
deflorations scheduled
quicktaps looming
hymens endangered
praise jah

>>214216991
Gammon scum vandalising the house of God

Sir Keir Starmer

>>214216991
i forgot
what does the E stand for in CoE

>>214216999
I'M AT A PAYPHONE
TRYING TO CALL HOME

>>214217006
arent we all...

>>214216980
she fucks dogs

>>214216935
give them time to adjust anon :3

>>214217006
Hah! Take THAT richest man in the world!

>>214217006
aren't we all

whole lotta dat snappin goin on rn

>>214217026
that's only 13 words

>>214217065
hope he sees this

>>214217026
my only experience of the X files is the classic simpsons episode where mr burns glows green and says "i bring you love"
is it worht watching outside of that??

>>214217038
>brown hymens endangered

noone cares

a £50 note saw bill gates on the floor

*Belgian flag poster voice* show me your boobies

>>214217062
ok how u know?

I pray at the altar of neoliberalism

>>214216991
>Ms Heskins said: "The St George's Cross has become a symbol of nationalism which has become confused with patriotism – the two are very different."

How the fuck are you supposed to regulate something that's as available as a personal computer or a cellphone when they haven't figured out how to regulate the internet itself.

You don't. The silence is your answer.

>>214217125
you are completely, severely, profoundly, unutterably mentally ill

he's a funny looking lad but i like his videos

Mrs Heskinsberg- you know, from the orphanage church- for cats also. for cats with feline aids

>>214217147
Wow
Thoughtful

>>214217153
it's all well and good but ziedy be doing summat balding x

>>214217125
>tfw brown people are disgusting and white women find you repulsive

spaedo be like
>if i support their policies maybe....maybe the elite pedo jews will let me in their club

>>214217092
ye is good

>>214217155
not nice of you is it

that isnt what I typed. I think I have toxoplasmosis

>>214217092
I like it yet struggle to binge it because there are tonnes of filler episodes.

LMAO knocked out by literal central asian goat herders, why are paddys so pathetic?

>>214217198
your dicks 10cm nigga

>>214217031
>>214217039
>>214217048
>>214217133

>>214217184
>>214217205
right well now i dont know what the fuck to think

>>214217014
>tfw brown people are disgusting and white women find you repulsive
>>214217198
kill yourself

>>214217125
mental how women were obsessed with those headphones for about six months. £500 headphones worn as a fashion accessory now in a landfill

pontificating schemes in my evil incel lair

>>214217198
you love black willies

could really do with a vape suck rn

We're cooked.

I don't know why I thought /brit/ would be the place that would have a good answer for this.

Get cozy in a house "somewhere in eastern europe" untouched by the internet or cellular communications and hope that AI doesn't get into the satellites. See you then.

get the flags raised

>>214217237
women are retarded?
whats next, slugs eat dirt???

>>214217223
youre*

>>214217268
Can't it's painted on a roundabout

tell me about cornish people

>>214217227
the filler episodes are monster of the week stuff and it’s the bulk of the show theyre still kino, but the lore episodes are exceptional

>>214217291
>the proverbial flag

this thread is over

>>214217299
gay cunts like everyone on gay fag island

>>214217299
dreckly emmet...

>>214217227
the fact that gillian anderson is in it is reason enough to watch it

ffs am I going to have to make the new again

>>214217348
e

if you lay on a cloth/surface with salt on, and sweat onto it with nowhere for the sweat to go(?), then will (when it pools) it pick up some of that salt and put it into the body? or is it the opposite way and if you sweat out salt it could pick up sweat

>>214217387
dunno lol

this thread died with emmet and mikey

scranning a new

>>214217366
truth bomb

he thinks hes friends here

>>214217348
Are those ungodly amounts of some fatty sauce, like bearnaise?

hes got no idea where he is does he
poor bloke

where is the new maker

>>214217435
Genuinely the most beautiful woman to have existed

scared

theres global nuclear holocaust coming
in 3 months
we're all going to die 99% of us

>>214217387
your body can't reabsorb sweat and the stratum corneum is a barrier for absorbing external salts

at most you'll have dried salt residue on your skin after the water evaporates

>>214217554
thank fuck

>>214217554
good

not me

>>214217554
not me though i tank that

>>214217554
me in the 1%

>>214217554
not me
I'm part of the 1%

>>214217558
thanks

BIG NEWS FOR THE NEW

>>214217554
corrrrrrrrrr yes

>>214217582
>>214217586
>>214217587
want to meet after for a pint lads?

>>214217627

I'm in here btw

>>214217634
>>214217634
>>214217634

>>214217646
Wrong title.

>>214217664
Canonical and accepted.

watching some Kamen Rider Gavv