Thread 214223816

Arabia edition

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Gooned so hard the goon sauce exited my penis rod

>>214223816 (OP)
pakis niggers arabs

LEAVE

we gettin arab money
halaagshdjejdjejehdjehdb

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>>214223837
so you coomed

>>214223855
Sherlock Holmes over here

Just waking up in the morning gotta thank god

Which rapper is better, iced t or iced cube?

This is late stage capitalism

my mom said she thinks I'm shy because she never let me leave her side when I was young instead of letting me play with other kids

>>214223850
its banq's actually

>>214223883
better get a pyroclastic flow fore you spit them lines, fool

glowies call stereotyping 'profiling'

>waaah white men fuck asian women!
>waaah white women fuck dogs!
Why can't brown people just let us exist? Everything we do makes you upset.

>>214223887
I am 100% in favour of unique flavours for potato chips. It's long overdue in North America.

>>214223920
This feels like they botched whatever flavor it was meant to be so they just made some shit up

>late stage capitalism
>fascism indicator
>hitler particles
>ontologically evil

Beef ribs were on sale, cooked some up, delicious

>>214223764
>determining majority case scenarios
look at you using the big words
you have no source,there is no source. you just pull shit out of your ass and take it as fact because you're too mentally weak to check yourself

I call jews ontologically evil.

>>214223927
It actually tastes like creamy lobster ngl, I've had lobster and they got the flavour down pretty well.

Some of the others are really good too, though I've never eaten duck tongue or chicken foot so I'm giving them the benefit of the doubt.

sprite

yeah more or less. they might've been drunk at 7pm or thought i looked like a chick or a faggot
i think i saw the truck parked at the bar but i kept walking. i saw some chick and a dude walking nearby by an apartment building making noise but i don't think they were shouting at me, either way i ignored them and kept walking cus i couldn't actually understand shit they said and i didn't wanna shoot some random losers

>>214223950
I LOVE SPRITE

it's antisemitic to say that killing children is bad

Sprite is good for those late night tummy aches

>>214223937
what is this, a WRPG?

>>214223945
this deffo isn't a WRPG, you gotta work on that, it's ORCS and GOBLINS and maybe an evil wizard

made cums with my penis
based

>>214223937
how did you cook em?

Anime

>>214223929
the guy on the right is photoshopped. im also not jewish.

more like anigay
gottem loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

>>214223987
shouldve saved it

i like anime
i'm trans
so what

>>214223950
sprite is delicious

trying to deny a genocide Is antisemitic chud

>>214223999
this is a great reply to what was a joke post, thank you.

>>214223990
Brined them, baked them for a bit, then broiled them for a nice outer layer

Anime is only a byproduct of the culture. Back in my day, anime starred manly men and sexy women

/cum/ = chud uber mensch

>>214223976
>flooding your digestive system with sugar, chemicals, and high fructose corn syrup is good for tummy aches
No

Early 2000s anime was pretty shit

>>214224033
it still stars sexy women

>>214224028
Nice!

>>214224033
Anime still has sexy women

>>214224045
Don't know about that nerd shit but it makes me burp which makes the aches go away

>>214224046
welcome to nhk is a gem tho

does everyone sniff their own farts or do i have brain damage?

>>214224015
i like anime
i'm transphobic
so what

I'm in bed at 8pm.
I'm gonna read an isekai and wake up at like midnight to play world of warcraft.

>>214223987
speaking of I made some too not too long ago and the lotion I used mixed with my post cum goo under my foreskin and not only is the slickness fun to fiddle my finger in but the smell, oh goodness the smell is next level let me tell you

>>214224080
Hi Jason have you looked into reading Jane Austin

I still have glow in the dark planets and stars pasted on the ceiling above my bed from when I was a child

>>214224072
you have brain damage from sniffing too many farts, a cruel twist of fate to be sure.

>>214224072
i fart into my fart pillow all day and take a lifelong whiff right before bed. to me it's the cleanest best pleasure

>>214223830
I think she's cute
>>214223422
correct

>>214224088
You actually peeled them off the ceiling when you moved out and stuck them up in your new place???

>>214224080
who the hell still plays wow

strong correlation between watching anime and homosexuality, body dysmorphia, obesity, and autism

If you think a single one of those people deserves human rights or anything resembling freedom of speech, then you're a fucking communist! Burn the Muslims, torch their children, their works, their whole desert level! If there's a one left breathing them let them deny everything they've always stood for! KILL the muslims!

>>214224089
same but from coke and speed

>>214224109
Still healthier than watching destiny

>>214224106
No I still live in my childhood bedroom

next time before you post, ask yourself these questions:
is this kind? is this necessary? is this true? who fucking asked nigger?

>>214224087
No, I haven't. I'm reading The Most Heretical Last Boss Queen: From Villainess to Savior (Japanese: 悲劇の元凶となる最強外道ラスボス女王は民の為に尽くします。, Hepburn: Higeki no Genkyō to naru Saikyō Gedō Last Boss Joō wa Min no tame ni Tsukushimasu; "The Final Boss, the Ultimate Villain and the Cause of the Tragedy, Is the Queen Who Does Everything for Her People") right now.

One day, an eight-year-old girl named Pride Royal Ivy regains memories of her past life and discovers she has been reincarnated in the otome game Our Ray of Light. In-game, Pride is a sadistic and monstrous young girl who grows up to become a callous queen and serves as the final boss, who meets her end at the hands of her younger sister whom she wronged. Realizing this, Pride uses her skills and knowledge of the game to become a compassionate and benevolent ruler. She hopes that by changing her ways, this will lead to a better future for her kingdom and the people around her.

>>214224109
it's a causative relationship, not just correlative.

destiny Is out there sucking cock blud I rather watch anime than gay streaming

>>214224123
Sounds like slop

>>214224121
You managed to buy your childhood house from your parents and then slept in your kiddo bedroom instead of the master bedroom? Bizarre.

/cum/ is for transphobiacs. troon toon posters out!

I was just banned from /sp/ for saying a prohibited word offensive to Mohhamedeans while I'm here defending them from Israel! The irony! O ye vagaries of fate!

>>214224132
It's pretty readable so far. Idk if it's kino, we will see.

>>214224143
I made a transphobic new the other day and everyone refused to use it

im only in my mid 20s and my libido is so severely gone wtf. i used to cum 7 times daily in highschool now i go can go days without

can't imagine what compels someone to read a jasonpost

Forgot to moisturize my face today

>>214224158
I'm trying to coerce him into reading actual literature

And while we're at it double tap the Russians, don't just drop one nuke on Moscow and St. Piter, burn their rotten evil resentful criminal gulag culture to the ground, the commissars were right, the muzhyk deserves a shot in the back of the head.

>>214224143
I'm not overtly transphobic but I do have concerns with them that would make them think that I am.

>>214224151
Not surprising

>>214224156
you should have saved it

>>214224171
yeah shut up do it yourself

>>214224190
i wonder what she was thinking in that moment

>>214224205
she's biting her lip, clearly into it

>>214224168
he already does

stop namedropping me

just consumed a strawberry bubly

Aha! is a loser seltzer

>>214224186
I wish death on all of them, the hajjis and the chinks and the russkies and all the leftists, let white phosphorus straighten them out! Silicon Valley will build a machine-god, and for the first time ever God will be real. HEAR THAT, ZOOMERS?

white women pooping big is art.

>>214224261
wtf man i thought you were a hippie

thinking about that magyar who wanted to move to colorado
a vision of colorado as the center of the hungarian horde reborn, a new steppe to be conquered

impressive log size and composition ngl

>>214224268
interesting. post more

>>214224271
>All Watched Over by Machines of Loving Grace" is a poem by Richard Brautigan first published in his 1967 collection of the same name, his fifth book of poetry. It presents an enthusiastic description of a technological utopia in which machines improve and protect the lives of humans. The poem has counterculture and hippie themes, influenced by Cold War-era technology. It has been interpreted both as utopian and as an ironic critique of the utopia it describes. It is Brautigan's most frequently reprinted poem.

>>214223840
this is deeper than most people realize

>>214224268
disgusting

>>214224286
are you the goat or some other serb nigga?

>>214224291
Can I kiss you?

finally the thread is getting good

>>214224288
Is it even real

>>214224294
I'm culturally Slovenian. My dad used to be forced to wear leather pants on top an alpine peak.

>>214224268
not impressed

>>214224291
it should be a painting.

>>214224309
real eyes realize real lies

>>214224307
Summer faded of course I waited...

>>214224297
no

Americanize. American eyes.

View the world from American Eyes.

Bury the past. Rob us blind.

And leave nothing behind.

can't wait for jj's f1nn5ter arc

>>214224353
weeeeeelll lookee here, we got ourselves a poet!

what year did video games peak?

>>214224353
damn.....

>talking with momberg about trouble sleeping
>she complains about trouble sleeping due to menopause
>she tells me she is technically in peri-menopause
>says that menopause officially starts when a woman has no period for a full year
>say “wow it takes you (women) until your mid to late 50s to be normal”
>she laughs but seems a bit hurt
>says she will tell my grandma
fuck my freakish incel life bros, it was just an attempt at banter
I covered by saying “I guess that was a bit misogynistic” but she still seemed miffed

>>214224378
2004
>Gta San Andreas
>Metroid prime 2
>Halo 2
>Metal gear solid 3
Pretty sure this was all the same month too

im at the tippity tippity top
of this game of hippity hop
jack be nimble, jack be quick
i got yo bitch on my dick

>>214224378
2007

>>214223850
>>214223898
it’s obviously Barq’s

>>214224396
dude your mom should NOT be talking to her grown son about menopause that is FUCKED.

>>214224401
OK Clay Man

>>214224396
your mom is tougher than you think. trust me i know

Kill him! Kill the umpire!

https://youtu.be/p4nNvXvrWlE
TOMORROW BEGAT TOMORROW
TOMORROW BEGAT TOMORROWW
TOMORROW BEGAAAAAAT TOMORROOOOWWWWWWW

no, wait it was the Dice Man
oy, that was humiliating!

>>214224431
This. She pushed an entire retard out of her cunt and survived.

baba booey

nice outfit goober

i need to join a gamer community

>>214224470
howling

The Summer I turned chunc (chopped and unc)

>>214224493
You seem lonely and should talk to people irl.

yeah you fucking wish you could work as hard as I can

Canada's inflation rate is at 1.7%

>>214224493
use your discretion anon.

>>214224515
>Sie zeemst Jooish and sie zhould talk to ein professional...IM AUSCHWITZ!

>>214224378
1998 when Brood War came out

>>214224538
What did he even mean by that

Obligated to post this so we may keep this piece of cinematic art alive for future generations:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VXSX2QgCXM

Sitting. Coughed and it blasted out.

>>214224554
What a tasteless comment! A lot of the Jewish members of the cum community have lost relatives in 'schwitz.

>>214224588
poop?

i need to join a gooner community

>>214224553
the contents of osama's hard drive doesn't mean anything. 3rdies buy hard drives pre loaded with entertainment media bc internet connection isn't widespread

>>214224579
wonder why he was even recording her. he came out as gay

>>214224595
A lot of the community has been deported south of Tijuana but that don't seem to bother anyone...pardner.

I'll put the barrel to your fuckin head nigga. This ain't no game, boy

Is there anything to see or do in Moldova?

>>214224613
he was known as Joey Boots, notorious troll and guest on Howard Stern's show. he used to have a Youtube channel with tons of random vids on it, people just recorded everything back then because having a camera in your pocket was a marvel.

>>214224635
I know who he is, i'm just saying it's ironic he was recording her stretching since he came out as a homo

>>214224625
No, that's horrible. That's why they are deporting them to Uganda now.

>>214224634
I've heard their wine is pretty good, but I wouldn't even go to Romania, let alone Moldova

>>214224650
I've bought Moldovan wine before, it's sold here. Bretty good if you like heavy red wine

>>214224579
>>214224613
That's why I love this video. Everyone in it is both wrong and right at the same time for different reasons, and they're all annoying as shit and deserve each other.

>>214224634
It's the poorest country in Europe.
Bald and Bankrupt did a video about it.

>>214224396
Granny finna whoop yo butt

>>214224634
good pussy

>>214224645
he probably knew it would illicit a negative response, he was a disgusting creep and likely wanted to get a reaction.

>>214224658
>Bald and Bankrupt
I heard this guy is a rapist

>>214224613
He was probably prison gay

>>214224634
go see TRANSnistria

It's weird when young black men call me nigga. They're so far removed from the history there they just use it in place of dude or bro regardless of the race of the person to whom they are referring.

allow me to manage your hedge fund

>>214224674
I don't know about that one but apparently he is a huge creep. There is (was?) a subreddit that exposed his old comments in a pickup forum before he became famous.

>>214224674
That's what I heard about you

>>214224674
sex tourist for sure, but I don't think he's a rapist. i enjoy most of his vids, same with Small Brained American. they did a collab and SHIT on India hard.

>>214224697
Are you a certified financial advisor?

The truth is, over the past few years I’ve come to understand and accept that I’m gay

>>214224697
Sir, I'm hedge fund manager. Please give bitcoin sir.

The top 10 most influential people in history according to some guy
Do you agree?

>>214224693
if you associate nigga with colonial times then you're probably right about to present your graduate thesis about The Other as regards colonial slavery to your beatnik poetry teacher in your private college

>>214224739
Where's Jason

I wonder what ever happened to that guy who posted a woman shitting out a salami.

>>214224733
More likely you've been psyop'd.

>>214224739
Why would Muhammad be higher when there are more Christians in the world

>>214224739
I do not agree
Two of those people are fairytales

>>214224759
>The first person on Hart's list is the Islamic prophet Muhammad.[7][8] Hart asserted that Muhammad was "supremely successful" in both the religious and secular realms, being responsible for both the foundations of Islam as well as the Early Muslim conquests uniting the Arabian Peninsula and eventually a wider caliphate after his death. Hart also believed that Muhammad played an unusually singular and personal role in the development of Islam.[9][10] The development of Christianity, by contrast, has its influence split between Jesus's initial teachings and foundational work, and Paul the Apostle, who played a pivotal role in the early spread of Christianity as well as distinguishing its doctrines and practices from Judaism and the other Greek and Roman religions of the time period.[11]

I'm really hungry but idk if momberg is going to bring me food or not

>>214224763
that's antisemitic of you to say

>>214224739
A lot of Jews on the list.
No women.
No black person.

>>214224739
Socrates?

>>214224798
I can make you a burger

>>214224796
That's retarded, Muhammad got lots of help from people around him like his uncle Abu talib and the caliph uthman. That history is just alien to us though so nobody even thinks about it

>>214224811
Why do you think that?

>>214224820
Socrates invented being smart

>Hitler's not on the list

pfffffffffffffffffft

soycrates

>>214224798
Just eat a small snack now so you won't be full if the momberg comes with food.

>>214224820
3 intelligent 5 us

I should be able to burn the flag if i want to

>>214224832
Amirite? You know when I got on stimulants and imitated the steles of Persian and Babylonian emperors? The whole point of that was that those people were misguided and impotent and vainglorious in the face of our modern understanding! The Greeks were the first who affected our modern stance!

>>214224891
get a crow to do it, you can't be held legally liable for the actions of a crow.

peameal bacon

>>214224911
even the birds know

*humming* hm hmm hmm hmm

Israel, it's for the birds

>>214224936
thats ham

>>214224739
why is obama not on the list

>>214224962
you're ham

what's it like to be a bird

You see the daylight comes into the kingdom
But the kingdom's full of ignorant men
Just keep rebelling away, you gotta dream it away
Because the weatherman on TV ain't creating the weather

my 5 favorite guns based off of videogames:
1. mp5
2. g3
3. rpk
4. m16
5. m1911

>>214225008
Cute

>>214224997
We can not even begin to comprehend what goes on in their heads

Give yer balls a tug ya tit fuckes.

>>214225013
YOU'RE CUTE

*makes an interesting value proposition*

>>214224739
this German Englihtenment-style list obviously omits the greedy Roman warlords who brought the known world to heel. And why should it, it is tailor-made for a klutz like Wilhelm II. to cause another apocalypse all over again!

>>214225013
yeah lets see your fucking list then

My favourite is the m1 garand

>>214225049
m1 garloid

>>214225049
it's pronounced m1 garand actually

>>214224989
no fat - not bacon

I am glad I am leaving Florida because wages here are actual dog shit

>>214223855
I didnt say that, stop putting words into my mouth

I like the machine gun

>>214225099
where u goin wagie

I have a master's(bate) in Goonology from the University of Cum

>>214225046
I wasn't talking shit
"Based off video games" was legitimately cute to me

>>214225112
what country is it from

>>214225134
belgium

revolvers are the most aesthetic kind of gun

I make $13.5/hr plus tips so I'm applying for other restaurant jobs cause i see other jobs like mine in my area make like $20/hr

>>214225141
boring

anyone wanna goon

>>214225144
like all of your posts. you stink gtfo my thread

>>214225142
Fun fact revolver is a Spanish verb it means to rotate or return again : re + volver

yeah, i guess you could say i keep the strap on me

my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die

>>214225141
p90?

>>214225168
Let's see some of your high quality posts

Bulgarians have the smallest bulges out of any Balkan country , despite inventing the bulgarian squat

>>214225168
go to The Netherlands instead

I don't understand why you guys post about "gooning" so much

I've never even seen a gun in my life

>>214225206
It's a lifestyle

>>214225174
pistol and robot are Czech words. Their Slovenian counteparts are piščal and rabotnik, not strictly bearing the same meaning.

>>214225174
& Is a cognate to the same English verb revolve

>>214225206
it was called fapping back in my day

>>214225208
Yes you have. I know you've seen security guards and police officers with their guns holstered

Jillian Barberie

>>214225206
I prefer the term "cooming" or "coomer" the other word is too normie reddit for me

>>214225174
It's called a revolver because it revolves

bulgarianon and slovenianon are nice

>>214225212
I didn't know about pistol, but I did know about robots' etymology. Only because I read the Czech play " Rossums Universal Robots"
And the intro mentioned the etymology of the word

>>214225226
yes i meant i've never seen one out of the holster

>>214225233
...punk

When you see this shit you know rent is going to increase 25%

>>214225233
Yes English has the same verb
Though the two have slightly different meanings in each language
Revolver (the infinitive) in Spanish has a broader meaning and uses than its English counterpart

>>214225269
New Yorkers moving to your area?

>>214225142
I disagree

>>214225287
Yes

The world revolves around me

>>214225293
If you already own a home, you can profit from this.

Ever since i was a young boy I dreamed of becoming a landlord

>>214225294
The etymology of the word revolve actually derives from the fact that everything re-volves around spain o algo

>>214225324
t. Levi Shekelberggoldstein

>>214225315
I donut own a home

Vulvas vulvate and spin when the rod goes in
I'm an incel this is just what ive heard through the grapevine about vaginas
Not sure if true

>>214225278
Balkanoids are alright

gonna watch a film
a horror film

>>214225324
Here's what you do, save up some money, mortgage a fourplex, rent out 3 of the the units and live in the 4th, depending on your cash flow, the 3 renters will cover the mortgage payment. You just need some cash savings to cover any repairs.

you know what, ever since the turn of the 16th century everyone has always percieved Christ as the face of one Albrecht Duerer...and moreover, the whole Christ thing is megagay. I mean, the Jews saw this and said one gayass German in a robe can't carry 10 blockbusters, and all the rest...is history!

>>214225368
dun dun dunnnn

>>214225375
stfu

>>214225384
zoomie

>>214225393
bum

Rudeposter hours

>>214225358
New Yorkers are here to stay and gentrify your area.

This part of my bike came from the czechia

Would this shirt + jeans be good to wear on a first date?

imagine we were all in a room and ate a bunch of cauliflower and cabbage and broccoli and onions and fermeted stuff and all let out a big fart at the same time how stinky it would be

ok i apologize

>>214225423
Is your date a juggalette?

>>214225424
thats what girls eat and their farts are horrific

I think Christianity should be replaced with Aeon Flux

>>214225435
No, I don't think so. Idk what music she likes yet

>>214225451
shut yo bitch ass up

>>214225451
anathema

what happened to epsteinberg

>>214225460
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SV1PZncjgAw

I hate Mamdani because he's an annoying soylennial

>>214225423
wear something normal

>>214225493
Wdym? I thought I should wear something nicer like a button up shirt

cant wait until the alpha generation grows up and straightens this country out

im the dancing queen

The isekai I was reading kinda sucks and I might drop it. I wish there were more yuri isekai.

>>214223816 (OP)
>wanna go back to college
>have bad gpa because it made me miseraable
>wanna go back but to different school
>turns out i must show i went to that community college
>my shitty gpa is gonna follow me

man i am 22 and i don't need a extra year for this shit because meanwhile most people who will be 25 yearsold in 3 years will basically already have careers be successful and have carrers sorry i am drinking while sad

>>214225492
I like him because zionists hate him

>>214225510
I wish you were my husband

>>214225532
>>214225532
>>214225532
MOVE SOON

>>214225527
I'm 25 and still in school
Graduate school, but still school

>>214225510
Stop self inserting as women

>>214225540
>early
Goshpedo tier

that was a bad post
everyone who follows youtube explication is a jeet
I thought it was the IP, fuck you

>>214225540
fuck you earlyfag i was going to make it

N

>>214225452
Then no, don't wear that tacky shit to a first date

>>214225423
Lmfao might as well break out the Vegeta shirt