Thread 214268493

Four nations, one United Kingdom edition

poo smells lmao

>>214268493 (OP)
ai slop

>>214268493 (OP)
all me

DISSOLVE THE UNION

>>214268523
based

>>214268493 (OP)
Niggas arranged like they in Gorillaz or some shit

>face rate app gave me 71/100
reckon I'm the best looking lad in /brit/

>>214268523
Agreed, English independence now

Still poo screamign from last night when Ziedbelg was compared to Sir Billi

Incredible how Somalis have such physical capacity for brainpower and yet are by some margin the most retarded race on the planet

Suppose god does have a sense of humour after all

>>214268552
Sir 10cm Willi

>Scotland's national animal is a unicorn (doesn't exist)
>Wales national animal is a dragon (doesn't exist)

quite befitting for countries that don't exist

reading about the troubles not sure why you cunts didt just leave the irish alone

>>214268547
Just give a 3rd party your biometric data so you can dunk on anons...

>>214268530
what's wrong with being in gorillaz

>Serial rapist from China jailed for 24 years
Drug dealers get longer

>>214268552
where is that little rapscallion?

>>214268576
och ae an were be lions in england ye sassanach bastid?

>>214268576
English lions don't exist either

>>214268583
>t. ugly schizo

>>214268579
Dont think you are reading about it then

>>214268475
yes you are right but I'll still have 2
>>214268480
no, they too can no longer afford kids
only muslims have kids because the government gves them gibs and funds this shit

>>214268484
The printing press was first introduced in the 15th century and became widespread during the 16th, but regional dialects persisted well into the 20th century, even across the Home Counties.
It was the modern technologies of public transport and radio that caused the rapid decline in regional dialects.

>>214268564
They're retarded because their families are too strong. Independence/atomization creates IQ

>>214268604
600,000 retweets, 40 million likes

got 72 on face rate

Right well that's me off to the pube then

>>214268612
i am
on wikipedia

>>214268604
>>214268606
used to control land in africa that had lions ergo english lions
cope and seethe jock bastids

>>214268607
Nice one :)

>>214268604
>>214268606
oh? OH?
Show me the unicorns and dragons in your zoos. I'll wait.

>>214268604
>>214268606
in the zoo you spastic mong cunts

>>214268583
Oh no not my biometric data!!

>>214268628
If by too strong you mean incredibly inbred yeah

"bela lugosi's dead" by bauhaus is the dark souls of songs

>>214268647
I think you'll find that Lion is a migrant from Africa!

Best one off character without a doubt

>>214268670
rorke's so racist he's going after the bloody animals now

Almost spooky season.

Scots and Welsh use based native imagination and mythology for their symbolic beast
English can't use creativity so just imports a migrant from Africa

Seems about right

>>214268661
for me it's spirit

girlfriendberg's ears smell nice

>>214268576
But the patron saint of England is known for killing a dragon (real)

>>214268523
BASED

>>214268690
not really

>>214268704
And you know what?

He was TURKISH.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it, Rorke.

having a go

>>214268700
>migrant from Africa
the Asiatic lion (Panthera leo persica) is a subspecies that was once widespread in Asia and now only survives in the wild in India's Gir Forest and surrounding areas in the state of Gujarat.

I like pretty girls who smell nice they are angels

the "English lion" is a Norman (french) lion if you go back to it

the native English beast is also imaginary - a white dragon. Or a golden wyvern.

>>214268234
>NSN no longer exists,
They do lol, they just had a big march in Melbourne.

having a wink

>>214268735
Rorke's eyes bulge open as he struggles to register this new fact. He points at the computer screen repeatedly and looks at the camera in his smelly bedroom like a shocked monkey

>>214268700
The Welsh copied dragons off the Romans
The Scots copied unicorns off the Greeks

I like girls who wear bows in their hair because it's cute

>>214268791
whys there a camera in his bedroom

>>214268523
Why do idiots push this line? Mosley, Powell, Tyndall. All have been unionists for Britain.

bum status: out

>>214268797
based and classics& antiquities pulled

god I love Evropa and the White Race

>>214268746
not because you apes didn't try to kill it.
you genocided all the asian cheetahs

Had a dream that I bought a new mousepad and mouse

>africans are incapable of thinking far into the future
>only the immediate future
that explains a lot

>>214268807
Because his life is a movie

>>214268811
English, English, English

>>214268828
saw that episode of sargon too

>>214268825
whites genocided a lot of species too
humans are evil cunts who kill for the thrill

Meal deal addicts pay attention

>>214268843
heh

>>214268826
I need to do this soon cause the current mouse is getting a bit too crusted with cum

Really want to wear something like this for Hallowe'en but I just KNOW that some Caoimhe is going to yell at me for doing a cultural appropriation. And then some Niamh is going to yell at me for venerating slavers.

>>214268772
>Norman (french)
Not really, Normans used lions based on their Nordic/Germanic origins, not the French natives they mixed with

>>214268908
boomers trusting the science a bit too hard

bums out for Starmer

>>214268928
>Normans used lions based on their Nordic/Germanic origins
How so

listening to obscure bands you've probably never heard of
*pulls bow tie*

reckon cyberpunk 2077 is the best game ever produced, just ridiculously fun and satisfying to play

>>214268908
>in order to avoid bpas and endocrine distrupters use an air fryer
Lmaooo

>>214268523
caths would chimp out in ireland and try to overtake an independent NI

Right well that's my willbert being pulled isn't it

>>214268735
hilarious thing is Saint George probably went his entire life without ever knowing what the fuck a Turk even was.
He was Greek, the opposite of a Turkoid.

rorke be like "got covid from my air fryer's 5g radiation"

>>214268908
average air fryer probably has a carcinogenic non stick coating too thoughbeit

>>214268493 (OP)
How gay having a unicorn as your national symbol.
>>214268772
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_dog_(folklore)
I nominate the Black Dog as our new symbol. Either terrifying or benevolent guardians.

cant the swiss just deport them?
why is the EU so fucking weak

>>214268700
loooooool

>>214268949
*squirts water at you from the flower in my pocket*

>>214268950
Truke nuke
I have 135 hours in it

>>214268950
what kind of build do you go for? i'm an unimaginative sort so i just went standard FPS mode but i've heard being a netrunner is fun

the cat just disrupted my endocrine

>>214268950
only took two years to fix it

leftypol telling outright lies again is he

>Let us stand on the scaffold of history — if hang we must — like the martyrs of Nuremberg, tall and proud! Is life so sweet, is comfort so precious and a job in a Jewish counting house so sacred that we are AFRAID to grasp the mighty hand of ADOLF HITLER reaching down to us our of our glorious past?

Rockwell was a man who had absolutely no fear of death.

behold

>>214268989
I just finished a netrunner build and it was cool for a while, but ends up becoming somewhat boring

I am going to do a mantis blade build or a boxer build, basically unarmed only

rorke enabling his endofgene by staying in his smeggy bedroom all day

>>214268950
it is great but lets not get carried away

>>214269015
he is so cute

I reckon I'm going to order a curry tonight, yes Rorke it's supporting brown people but I just really want to eat a curry ok???

i am addicted to straight porn

WhiteNationalistLover has logged on

>>214269028
they live near my house and hate my dogs

>>214268977
not EU

>>214268989
netrunner is so OP it becomes boring
shotguns are fun, my next build will be a sword build (I will use the witcher sword in the game because it's cool)

>>214269042
why

>>214268950
actually that would be souls clone #67338

>>214268950
extremely disappointing game, nothing like the deep, immersive RPG that was promised

trying the WW1 mod on hoi4

>>214269012
youve been spamming every waking hour for the last month doesnt it make you feel grim at all?

need a bf who looks like this in the UK

>>214269042
do you ever get raccoons going through your bins? love those little sneaky fellas

In a world of Keir Starmers, be Alistair Campbell

>>214269056
they chase and harass them

>>214269065
um x

genuinely bizarre our government is bragging about its "soft power"

>>214268989
sandevistan + samurai sword fries your dopamine receptors, very addicting

Just fancy some chips for lunch

>>214269056
dogs keep pissing on the trees and then beavers have to taste dog piss everytime they go chomping i imagine

>>214269068
no they don't get into our trash because we keep them out but they do live somewhere near me and come through our backyard often
dogberg and puppystein chase them out too

You're from the Sainsbury's aren't you

calling the authorities on innocent black kids, informing them that they are brandishing firearms in public so the cops come and shoot them (niggers refuse to follow police orders which gets them killed)

>>214269103
aww bad dogberg

One of the many pictures i took in Brighton last year

Yorkshire, Edinburgh, Cornwall, Kent, the Welsh valleys, the Highlands, Snowdonia, the Peak district, the Black country, the White Cliffs of Dover, Giant's Causeway, the Skellig islands, these mean far more to me than "Rome", "Germanic culture", "The Commonwealth", "Christianity"

Fully and proudly a Unionist and a Nationalist for Britain (which I don't exclude Ireland from)

>>214268989
throwing knife build can be peng

>>214269124
yeah?

leftypol going to take some responsibility for radicalising young trannies into shooting up christians? no? didn't think so.

>>214269018
i think netrunner is cooler conceptually because you can kill everyone without even needing to draw a weapon, not even fists

>>214268950
I've purchased it, but it's like 100gb which will take a whole day to download from my hotspot

Would be cheaper to deport the docile natives, just saying

>>214269120
Why aren't they moving?

>>214269098
they're bitches and can't pee anywhere but down on the ground
>>214269119
they must protect
anyway the raccoons have lots of space to move on hedges and fences far out of the reach of the dogs

>>214269012
Thoughts on his assassination?

Here we are then, all the lads

>>214269137
it gets old pretty quickly imo

>>214269015
Cute fish x

>>214269120
need that chav pulling a wheelie blasted from a cannon

>>214269150
Mirrored Malcolm X's assassination almost perfectly

>>214269124
agreed but don’t want anything to do with the scots
they’re aggressive think they’re better and not the same ethnic group so we are not kin

>>214269151
looks like a tribal panopticon
how do they have a wank in peace

>>214269012
do you have a crush on him?

>>214269137
Yeah it is cool, there are some really nice quickhacks and if you get your build right you can easily eliminate maxtac squads. I just feel like it lacks variety, it's just a synapse burnout simulator desu

>>214269151
What's their religion?

>>214269151
>no rentberg
>no toilberg
>chieftain sorts you out with a wife when you are of age
>100% natural food
>fit and athletic from hunting animals for a living
>homogenous community for thousands of years, strong sense of cohesion
they don't suffer

>>214269191
Esoteric Gaypornism

>>214269180
LOL

>>214269191
child rape, much like our own

>>214269180
don't think they know to be embarrassed

>>214269218
steady on mohammed we're not an islamic republic yet

>>214269147
that’s so cool
imagining a little group of raccoons scurrying through the hedges and forests like little thieves
wish nature was real

Reckon Britain will be majority muslim by 2100.

>>214269218
We live in a Tatchellite Paedocracy

Might start taking hard drugs

>>214269252
Any society that allows itself to be taken over deserves it

>>214269238
come to canada it's everywhere here

>>214269180
everyone faces the middle and wanks at the same time

>>214269265
Paracetamol's a good one

>>214269252
crazy how people don't realise that gobohomo is going to win out

>nothing to do at toil
>toilberg just says try and keep busy
what am I meant to do

>>214269277
got no money
dadberg requires rent each month

boughted a bottle of wine to celebrate my bday that I spent in a hospital but can't drink it because of prescribed pills

>>214269287
learn to code

>>214269252
>2100
try 2050

>>214269287
start wanking I guess

>>214268977
These riots are fine. The ones in UK arent because!

>>214269287
wank

>>214269299
why were you in hospital

>>214269302
Nah the predictions are that Britain will be white British minority in like 2062.

>>214269282
Cor yes love those painkillers

>>214269295
grim

fizzy grapefruit melon coconut mango orangeade

All of the completion marks for Eden are done on The Binding of Isaac.
Thanks for reading my blogpost x

>>214269339
keep up the good work

>>214269295
make a gofundme and I'll send ya some dosh

>>214269339
didn't read it

>>214269205
They don't have the spare resources to accommodate dossers who romanticise subsistence farming

>>214269252
Brother 'Mohammed' is already the most common baby boy name in the UK, and it's been in the top 10 for about 10 years now.

For any GCHQ reading this, I obviously think this is a great thing and this diversity will strengthen us as a country.

>>214269316
what is stopping white people from counties where they are becoming a minority finding new land and making a new state and not letting in any browns
i’d come and start up a homestead

>>214269361
They got a mains for my gaming pc?

me when i realise i forgot my phone at home x

>>214268950
>Completed it mate
Found the world to be disappointing and thr rpg elements lackluster but still great

>>214269371
laws

>>214269287
my last job was like this, hours going by with fuck all to do. Towards the end I wasn't even bothering to pretend I was busy, was straight up just sat on my phone browsing /brit/

girl with the cute ears and the cute giggle just called me a virgin freak

>>214269371
Those countries do well and have a culture of "Anyone can move here and be part of the culture", and those countries do well enough that they spread this cultural message, and the countries within that sphere adopt this mentality too, despite not being true, so then those countries die.

>>214269402
Gotta stop following them home mate

>>214269388
the same laws that covered mass rape of english girls? yeah ok let’s listen to those laws just because they’re there then
there has to be some uninhabited and unowned island somewhere

>>214269120
Bloody bastard house bloody upside down isnt it

>>214269358
thanks for engaging with my blogpost x

>>214269421
:)

when is the sun going to fuck off
sick to bastard death of these muggy overcast afternoons

>>214269448
i'll have a word with it for you

>>214269402
based chasewomenatnightmaxxer

Mental how Adolf Hitler was an avatar of the Hindu god Vishnu
Never teach you that in school do they

>>214269062
No. I am a convinced National Socialist.
>>214269150
He was a martyr for the cause. He picked up the Swastika banner from the dirt it had been left in in 1945 and carried it onwards.

>>214269382
was bro doing a u-turn on a motorway

canada >.<

>>214269428
I really would hate to be an Asian male

>>214269421
cute piggy

ache bomb gem
or
beg beach mom
or
coy gay hmm

what was it

>>214269460
Is Vishnu the same as Wotan?

All McDonalds are run by browns now

>>214269492
Vishnu would shut up

>>214269417
> yeah ok let’s listen to those laws
don't think there's a choice mate
you'll get chucked in the big house

wankard pooser you say?

>>214269485
a smiling pig

>>214269498
not true. i was in one last weekend and it was an obese white lad with massively over the top lip fillers

>>214269492
Yes the same as in they are both fictional

>>214269252
Nah it won't. Muslims would be mixed into the faceless brown horde.

>>214269492
Yes I believe so, that's why they sound so similar

Sitting on the bus without my seat belt on hoping I don't get arrested

>>214269371
What's stopping you? Perhaps fear of being vulnerable and alone so you'd like "someone else" to start it off

>>214269485
my big fat sweaty Australian cock sliding in and out of a little canadians sissy cucks bootyhole

rorke on a rollercoaster with a straight face
leftypol going aaahhhh

>>214269416
lel

>>214269498
i don't live in a dogshit area so my local is staffed entirely by whites

This is true by the way.

>>214269539
um... brb for 5 mins

>>214269531
don’t know how to do it

rorke setting up a dinghy to sail off to sealand to be away from brown people

could do with a poo but alas I'm in the office so it will need to wait until I get home

it's been 10 years since i moved to Manchester and famously got lost for about 12 hours and missed enrollment for uni. Might try and re-create the walk the weekend

>>214269528
finngolian buses have seat belts? ong?>>214269528

>>214269428
Feel like Asian women mostly date twinky skinny lanklet white guys, hipsters and nerds

Big buff shaved head bouncer/skinhead type white guys don't seem like they have much yellow fever

>>214269465
i mean spending every waking hour on this site, doesnt that make yoiu feel like shit?

>>214269516
Most 3rd and 4th gen 'muslims' aren't even religious, I know a load of them who never worship, they drink, they shag, the only thing they still won't do is eat pork.
Still need them gone thoughbeit.

Thoughts?

>>214269561
leftypol ushering the boat ashore

>>214269580
>the only thing they still won't do is eat pork.
not integrated get rid

>Tradition has not given us the date of the last return of Him Who comes back. Nor has it given us the means of calculating it. Tradition is neither history nor astrology. Yet, according to the signs I have mentioned, the last embodiment of the Forces “against Time” in our Time-cycle—Kalki—must appear soon. He will come when all will seem irretrievably lost: when nothing will be left of the real Chosen Race—the natural Aryan aristocracy—but a silent, unnoticed, yet conscious, unwavering and active handful of men and women of the type of those I have described at the end of the last chapter of this book. Now, everything does actually seem lost without hope. As Rabbi Emanuel Rabinovich declared in 1952, “the goal towards which the Jews have been striving for over 3,000 years’—namely, peaceful domination over a “happy,” bastardised earth, in which the “most dangerous enemy”—the polar opposite—of Jewry, i.e., the Aryan, will, (in the Rabbi’s own words) be “nothing more than a memory”—“is within hand’s reach.”
- The Lightning and the Sun

Could it be you, lads? Could you be Kalki? Remember that Hitler didn't know he was a great speaker until he was 30.

>>214269371
>finding new land
People love their home countries and dont want to run away with their tails between their legs

>>214269593
sybau

On page 9 of the Minnesota shooter's manifesto he states that he regrets brainwashing himself with transgenderism and calls it a "charade".

"I am sick of my hair, I want to chop it off. I only keep it because it is pretty much my last charade of being trans. I am tired of being trans, I wish I never brain-washed myself. I can’t cut my hair off now as it would be an embarrassing defeat, and it might be a concerning change of character that could get me reported.

>>214269571
I think asian girls find the big buff dudes too intimidating so they avoid them

>>214269539
cocks don't sweat

>>214269557
Dont want either of them

>>214269621
It's the sweat from my tummy dripping down onto my throbbing shaft

saw a couple in starbucks, long haired twink and a chubby lass with a butters face both dressed "alt". Thought how i'd love to shag the twink but not bothered about the lass.

Never thought Unherd would do an article about Purple Aki, but we do live in strange times.

is burning the UK flag against the law

what would happen if someone did it

>>214269668
UM x

>>214269665
oh dear

purple spaki

>cocks don't sweat
why does mine get wet when im doing bjj with the lads then

>>214269682
It's fine as long as the flag is your own property

There wouldn't even be a problem with Islam if it spread to Europe in the 7th century and the Franks, Saxons, Danes, Lombards etc who had only been Christian for a couple of centuries at that point just switched over to the more militaristic and aggressive Abrahamic religion. Paris and Rome become European centres of Islam. After a few centuries, Islamic Europe has a renaissance after rediscovering Roman and Greek culture. Northern Islamic Europe in Britain, Germany and Scandinavia, inspired by Sufi mystics, rebel against Caliphate dogma and start reformed sects. White Muslim Europeans conquer the world with global empires regardless

some clowns really be like watch One Piece bitch it's 1000 episodes fuck all that

>>214269720
You are brown

Funny how Grimsby won yesterday innit

>>214269732
why did he do the eyes

3 tha mandem

>>214269756
hes allowed to do the eyes

>>214269720
nobody wants to be part of your sand religion

>>214269572
not posting is worse

>>214269720
Islam is perhaps preferable to Christianity from a practical standpoint but it is still a foreign religion.

We have to return to the worship of our own gods.

Zeus mit uns!

>>214269751
The titans of Grimsby vs the tiny side of Manchester United

i've shat 5 times today

>>214269783
>We have to return to the worship of our own gods.
They dont exist

might wank to videos of Chinese women just living their regular usual lives

>>214269745
Christianity is only "whiter" than brown Islam is because brown Christianity spread to white people a long time ago. If white people adopted Islam in the dark ages, Islam would be a white man's religion. By the theological fundamentals though, both are brown religions.

>>214269803
>theological fundamentals though, both are brown religions.
What are these theological fundamentals then, and how are they 'brown'

>>214269803
>Christianity is only "whiter" than brown Islam is because brown Christianity spread to white people a long time ago.
Not really, levantine Jews were white

>>214269818
Both come from Judaism.
Islam is basically an Arab ethnoreligion.

I basically watch videos of industrial equipment, ball bearings being made, hydraulic presses crushing things,machining, metalwork ,stuff like that, then i get bored 20 minutes into a movie then spend the rest of the night hunting down porn i saw in 11th grade

>White Muslim Europeans
lol
lmao even
Muslims had their chance centuries ago and got raped to fucking death and had to stay in sandnigger bumfuck

the whites just got uppity lost Christianity and now we have this farce where an atheist is in charge of the country that has God save the King as its national anthem

>>214269842
Those aren't theological fundamentals.

>>214269634
this left is barely better

>>214269848
Language!

never gotten a tattoo before but i work as a medical assistant at a hospital and was thinking of getting this on my shoulder

thoughts?

smiling and being myself :) #Rape

>>214269872
gay larper

Brotherberg told mumsy that he's in counselling, but declined to say what for.
She's awful worried.

>>214269720
Feel sick reading this. We are very lucky that Christianity was meek enough that the European spirit was not entirely extinguished.

>>214269872
cor yeah i love he-man

>>214269893
do you know what for?

>>214269872
unless you're a doctor, it's stolen valor

>>214269895
bring back pure satire posting this shit is gay and boring

>>214269921
He and I don't speak.
But I know his wife's a bitch and being a cunt to their wee bairns.
Half expecting a Chris Benoit situation by the end of the year.

um deus vult and that aha

>>214269949
>He and I don't speak.
why not?

>>214269783
>Zeus mit uns!
odd
are you greek or german?

>>214269872
Hate the little doodle tattoos that make skin look like a teenagers notebook

If Europe is going to get Islamified regardless, then White Muslims should rule over this new society

>>214269984
he thinks germans are superior

>>214269974
He's kind of always been an asshole ever since we were kids.
Not sending him any more Christmas presents because I put a lot of thought into them and he sends nothing in return and won't say thank you, to me, to anyone, pretty fucking autistic little runt he is so.
And he moved to Canada.

>>214270007
fe

>>214269996
bring back pure satire posting this shit is gay and boring

>>214269996
It's pretty clear by now that Islam is getting europified instead

I want to smell Emma Watson’s gas and poo.

Saint Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle. Be our protection against the wickedness and snares of the devil; May God rebuke him, we humbly pray; And do thou, O Prince of the Heavenly Host, by the power of God, thrust into hell Satan and all evil spirits who wander through the world for the ruin of souls. Amen

Cunt of a housemate says "I'll have moved out in a couple of weeks" for the 10th time this year.

>>214270048
How come we don't see more bosniaks around then

>>214270066
Whys he got no skin on his legs? All muscle and sinew

>>214270094
Those are his trousers

>>214270088
Is he a housemate or just an unwelcome guest

>>214270109
Housemate.
The unwelcome guests were the armed policemen who smashed the front door in with a battering ram to get to them.

>>214268493 (OP)
Band name?

>>214270138
>>214270138
>>214270138