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I pee pee on your head

on patrol with the buds

I'M FAT AND I'M PROUD!

do you think its a wise idea to have cheesecake at 2am

>>214468754
Stop reposting this picture of me.

obesity is a sin

>>214468761
no you'll regret it

>>214468761
Yes, but it's only 11:25pm right now. Eat quickly!

>>214468778
should i brush my teeth instead and go to eep?

I had a cookie dough blizzard the other day

>>214468795
yeah

>>214468811
evens i go to eep
odds i stay up

Remember Jan 7 2021 when you were certain this site was going to be shut down within a couple weeks
Remember feeling like the whole internet was caving in
What a surreal time that was

>>214468830
lets try again

>>214468832
I don't remember thinking that at all

>>214468832
That thought never crossed my mind

>>214468832
tiktok?

I eatinb peanug nubber

>>214468754
mommys sof boi

>>214468901
mommy's softest boy baby uwu

I'd say this was the last truly 'great' empire. Everything after has only been an imitation.

I've changed my mind about smooth peanut butter. It really is better than crunchy. I'm sorry to the buds who tried to tell me years ago

>>214468715 (OP)
I started that mange but I never finished it

I want a glass of milk so badly but I don't want to wake up to pee

>>214468945
drink milk!!

>>214468914
Sir this is a Wendy's

Only 31 days to go bros.

>>214468956
Alright fine :)

dot com bubble

>>214468751
They don't really look that interesting.

I have to wear a sweatshirt when I’m working out otherwise the gym twink will see my arms and he’ll want me to kiss him and grab him by the waist and make him my little plaything and I DON’T want that so I have to wear appropriate demure attire and get all sweaty at the gym.

Ice Cream flavor of choice

>>214469022
don't disrespect the Cold Stone.

>>214469022
cookie dough

>>214469022
I used to live near a local shop that had a delicious Root Beer flavour and a Saskatoon Berry flavour. Those are my favs.

Slapstick comedy isn't funny. The only slapstick comic actor I like is Jackie Chan, but he's obviously takes it to a much higher level with skill and creativity. Otherwise I just don't find watching people getting hurt to be comical.

>>214469123
*throws a cream pie onto your face*

>>214469022
Homemade vanilla is boring but there's nothing like it
It tastes like what you'd want snow to taste like as a child
>>214468983
They're character driven

>>214469138
LMAOOO got that nerd lol

>>214469123
>watch a jacki chan movie as a kid
>walk around like you a secret ninja for the next two weeks

does that ever happen in your country when you are a kid?

>>214469301
No, because cultural appropriation is no laughing matter.

Exposing young men to the old videos of native women in the arctic - with the breasts sagging to their waist - is a necessity.

It tells them that trim, athletic women with smaller breasts have better long run potential. They will stay attractive longer.

>>214469334
link?

>>214469334
fuck anyone younger than me, they don't deserve my wisdom.

>>214469334
not all big tits become saggy and deflated

>>214469403
you ain't got none

i lasted 4 hours and 19 minutes after getting home from work, now I'm too tired to keep doing stuff. I needed an extra strength cup of tea to manage this time.

If I weren't mentally ill and developmentally stunted I'd be a father and husband by now.

still thinking about that cake

Pooped my pants award.

>>214469461
Can you get the fuck out of this thread?
You're not even from North America.
You're some liberal hippie Jew.

>>214469612
Based tea drinker. I appreciate a nice strong cuppa.

I sell gay sex and gay sex accessories

>>214469838
ok, sorry

goodnight

Be the change you want to see in the world.
Before I was very outgoing.
Going on late night 2am walks.
Going out after work for another 3 hour walk despite walking 40,000 steps at work, for 10hours, 7 days a week for 6 months straight

Now I stay home and hide like a mouse because Canada won't deport 6 million illegals from this country.

>>214469959
I got assaulted on may 18th 2025 and the police never gave a fuck.
I lost my job because I got assaulted outside of the workplace.


I lost my seasonal job of 6 years for getting assaulted outside of the workplace in my own parking lot.

I almost got kidnapped.

>>214469022
Cookies and Cream

Would you fuck SEA ladyboy if given the chance???

>>214469931
Noooo come back Bulgaria!

>>214470045
no i wouldnt fuck an asian man in his poop encrusted butthole

>>214470045
Yeah probably. I jerk off to femboys sometimes so I’m pretty fuckin gay I guess. If she had a round ass, I’d probably do it.

>>214470161
So this guy follows Jordan Peterson and likes Jesus the Shitskin cut Jew.

>>214470204
What? Who does? The ladyboy?

gn cum see you tomorrow (today was a good day)

Everyone shut the fuck up I'm trying to sleep

>>214470161
Nah you're straight, just Roman straight

>>214470397
Eh sure. I’m not too worried about what it’s called. Whether I’m a fag or I’m “roman straight”

the chicken strips from McDonalds are so good momberg got me them on the weekend and I'm still thinking about those juicy busters

Liking cute boys in addition to liking women is normal

>>214470491
Even if I agree with that in principle, it still doesn’t make me feel any less gay when I indulge in such things.

I should probably get to bed, it's quite late.

hit the conveni and got some more sour patch kids ghosts
leg day today allegedly

>>214472503
Are you a leg day enjoyer or a leg day hater? (I’m a hater)

>>214472634
big leg day enjoyer when I was able to front squat and zercher squat
no rack anymore though so my leg selection is limited and I am no longer an enjoyer

Nothing is more beautiful than white female asian female lesbian sex. It is in fact the purest form of love

mods the cuck spammer that no one likes is spamming /brit/ again on his avatar flag

>>214473127
Whatever man this shit’s boring who cares

>>214473204
1) do your job
2) stop replying to me with this every time. I dont care about your post

>>214473440
*farts*
uh oh stinky!

I am not depressed :)

Dubai hernia mesh class action lawsuit labubu

It’s foggy

Canada farts
Canada farts

*sniiiif*

They call me “The Inspector”

>>214474865
why do they call you that UwU

is S3RL a Californian Republic fag XDD

sexo Canadian bois

>>214475197
>>214475337
Y’all got me blushin’

>>214475380
its just me but OK >.<
you cute

I fucking love poutine!

I love putain

>>214475860
greta?

>>214475877
ye

weird how marx causes a visceral reaction in yanks, very similar to the mere mention of capitalism in china
two brainwashed nations where people have a meltdown over political ideology

that post wasnt me by the way
and you guys are retarded

Comic Sans is "The People's Font" and THAT'S why earnest democracy could never work.

>>214476081
Havw you never talked to an american or chinese before

>>214474865
Same

Lucky Luciano

>>214468715 (OP)
I wasted time learning history now it makes me sad because I see nothing ever changes no matter how many times you tell people

>>214477260
You know I had to do it to em

was walking home at 4 am and it was dark as fuck, i went "eueeeueuegheheheh" loud as fuck out of anger and all the dogs started going crazy

>>214477353
lol

>>214477353
vocaroo

>>214477237
wtf is that thing

One time, we were surrounded, then we ran out of ammo, then we were fighting hand-to-hand, then we started dancing, and that's how I met your mother.

>>214477713
It measures the inner diameter of a urethra to within .00005" accuracy

>>214477919
jfc

sounding is hot

We do we live. Let’s get some pussy.

dark academia is a cringe name for an otherwise cool aesthetic

I just saw a lady at the grocery store spend over $600 on groceries.

why did this 1 image shatter the fragile egos of millennials?

>>214478670
That's nothing.
I see boomers waste $2,000 on slots.

>>214478670
that wouldn't be too abnormal at a costco. i spend $200 for myself pretty regularly, add a full family into the mix and $600 is nothing.

>>214478710
not unwarranted thoughever. being 25+ without a single achievement in life is pathetic.

I'm losing my fucking mind.
How do I start a petition for Trump to buy Canada?

>>214477950
This is the hank hill for narrow urethras

>>214478710
That image is including zoomers though, someone born in 1999 is not a millennial they're a zoomer. Should probably say 1990.

>>214478895
if he did that you would be deported to india

im chinese

>>214478925
Get his ass

>>214478922
>someone born in 1999 is not a millennial they're a zoomer.
cap

It's wild how Jordan Peterson was this iconic figure who inspired young men to get their lives together and many ended up fitter, happier, married, and with good jobs.

Then a few years later he returns and he's like "I'm a malnourished pill addict with depression and I love Russia and also Israel is my master now kthxbye"

>>214478963
nta but i've always been told that 95 was the dividing line.

>>214479038
LOL

>>214479053
yeah it is funny asshole

>>214478925
How do I get Trump to buy Canada stupid nigger?

I’m eating butter

i'm actually not an incel i'm saving myself for marraige

>>214479037
I would say late 90s like 1998. There's definitely a difference in upbringing between those kids who grew up with tube TVs, no cellphones, and before social media was so dominant.
I still notice it with a lot of zoomers, it's like there's some part of their brain that never totally finished developed. The part that controls normal interactions, maintaining eye contact with people, speaking in proper sentences, etc. Most just seem to mumble or trail off like they're constantly being distracted, might be some kind of latent ADHD the jews have baked into their psyche.

>>214479086
malding

hello

>>214479335
hi sugar plum

>>214479359
hows it going?

>>214479320
What's wrong with me asking how I can get trump to buy Canada?

I want Canada to be the 51st state.
How can we make it happen?
Only trannies and liberal whites hate this idea.

>>214479402
monscrando

>>214479386
going better now that im talking to you sweetie pie

>>214479402
>Talking politics
Janny not gonna like this one bit

>>214479431
Japan is better

>>214479402
>Only trannies and liberal whites hate this idea.
Umm

>>214479402
denounce vishnu first sir

>>214479483
>>214479485
I need trump to buy Canada.

>>214479514
denounce vishnu

>>214479476
Yeah!
>>214479514
I need Brump to hump my rump.

Japanese culture I don't understand:
People have weird parasocial obsessions with voice actresses, getting mad when they date or get married
I can name 2 english voice actors: Phil LaMarr and Tara Strong.
Do we have any really famous voice actors?

>>214479545
I want trump to buy Canada and turn it into the 51st state.

>>214479402
>giving 40 million leafs american citizenship, the ability to vote, and the right to bear arms
this will work out swimmingly

>>214479618
I want Grump to jump my chump

>>214479637
There's 6 million illegals in Canada stupid jeet.

>>214479717
what did he mean by this

this leaf is refusing to denounce vishnu hmmmm

The only illegal I know of Canada is Napster music downloading

Trout love to hang out in stuff like this, that's why they are so difficult to catch in small streams.
I lost 3 fish and 2 lures today.

>>214479764
I want trump to buy Canada

>Albertans are being exploited and have the wealth of their land extracted from them
>The Canadians are idiots and have foolishly disassembled their entire military so they could do more welfare
>The Canadian public is completely addicted to this welfare, Canada is a Europe-tier nanny state where citizens of all ages are firmly latched to the nipple and there's no capacity for politicians to ask more of them for a while
>Canadian nationalism is basically completely verboten if the topic is anything but hating the United States and they can get over that part
>Young white Canadians are totally alienated from everything and explicitly told for their whole lives their role in the project is ending, they will have no desire to suffer for Canada
>Canada is also noguns so the idea of people from Ontario or BC driving over to do terrorism is minimal
>There are surprisingly few roads in an out of Alberta anyway, monitoring the highways isn't impossible
>The US Military has quietly become a China-tier surveillance power, you can just be an all-seeing-eye to an extent
>Black fucking gold
The case for narrowly annexing Alberta is pretty simple. It's weird to have it treated as literally unthinkable and fiction

a tiny bit easier to fish here

all the jeets in canada are punjabs, they are monotheistic

Just made a post on an onlyfans model‘s discord

>>214479833
Sounds like a skill issue ngl

>>214479922
do you still do foot ai art on twitter?

I mean I’ve never held a fishing rod in my hands but it lowkey can’t be that hard it’s just a fish like give it food and it’ll eat it

>>214479959
No I haven’t posted anything in a while
Do you miss me??

>>214479996
i miss the sexy feet you would post

>>214479954
tell us about how stupidly difficult it is to even get a fishing license in Germany

that's why I never once saw anybody fishing on any lakes or rivers in Germany

>>214480046
BOMBOCLAT

>>214479883
I need trump to buy Canada jeet

>>214479842
>The Canadian public is completely addicted to this welfare, Canada is a Europe-tier nanny state where citizens of all ages are firmly latched to the nipple and there's no capacity for politicians to ask more of them for a while
Not true. It’s nearly impossible to get welfare if you’re an ethnically-Canadian White male

I did in fact wake up sore

>>214480086
Idk I’ll just buy fish at the supermarket when I want to eat some

>>214480101
those feet NEED to be licked clean

>>214480172
Sorry I know daddy‘s hung
But I did warn you

I blocked fk on twitter.

>>214480211
I follow fk on twitter and now twitter recommends me feet videos

>>214480249
LOL

I don’t want to hear your bitchass kids runnin’ and hollerin’ down the way when I’m tryna when I’m finna get some morning beaver, ya dig?

>>214480211
>>214480249
What's his twitter

Remember when fk got roasted on twitter by OF whores for being a loser creep? embarrassing

>coin clipping
>foreskin clipping
What will they clip next?

>>214480338
@FktheOG

>>214480338
>>214480350

> doctors: you need to eat green vegetables every single day
> chefs: the only way to make green vegetables taste good is to slather them in unhealthy oil and mounds of salt
hmm.

>>214480403
What the nigger fuck

>>214480523
>only real wataa chudai stuff
He's a real one

>>214480477
Saute them in a little olive oil or steam/boil them. Sauteed spinach is delicious. Cabbage and broccoli are good too. You can roast them, saute them, steam/boil them, or put them in soups or stews.

>>214480378
>that jewish kid who would noclip in gym class

The fact that Down syndrome and major life altering birth defects can be discovered in the womb should mean that these fetuses get aborted
What do we gain from having downies and microcephalic people existing?

Dry waffles for breakfast since I have no syrup

>>214480649
the medical industry gets life long patients

Circumcision should be banned

The Mexican doesn't want Trump to buy Canada.

>>214480464
I don't remember

>been basically neeting for 2 years
>did college online the whole time but that was only a few hours of work a week
>almost out of money
>found a job I want to apply for
>instantly got filled with dread
I should have never stopped working desu

I wanna smoke crank rock and play Halo 2 until my dick turns grey

The current brand of leftist Canadian nationalism is exceeding cringe

>>214480742
pouring whiskey out for your dead homies is based actually

>>214480742
Everything from Canada is cringe

>>214480724
the worst that they can say is "you lazy stupid bastard, what the fuck have you been doing for all these years?".
may as well give it a try and apply.

>>214480742
Why are you using a second hand iPhone 10 instead of a Google pixel with GrapheneOS?

Stupid jeet.

A button appears before you
Pressing it gives you a 50/50 chance of $10,000,000,000 and 10 years of zero taxes to or instant death

>"worst they can say is no"
>interviewer rapes and murders me

>>214480672
Have you tried with honey?

>>214480820
win win
either you are set for life or nothing's your problem anymore

>>214480830
Fuck off this thread.
You arent north America
Stupid nigger

>>214480830
No

>>214480820
I would press it twice

Maybe my relationship with my family would be better if I was just a semi-homeless couch surfing crack addict

>>214480820
i press it

>>214480887
38 year old nigger from detroit detected

>>214480523
based dude

Dad organized like 8 or 9 family members to see my incel dungeon townhouse for my birthday
What the fuck I'm going to die of shame

>>214480820
Too easy honestly
Should be you have a 50% chance at being put into a glass box at the bottom of the Mariana Trench for 10 years sitting in absolute darkness but you can’t die

why is it so hard to make myself draw even though I want to draw

>>214480948
I live 8 hours away from my family so I don’t have this problem
Nobody ever comes to visit me and I stopped visiting them
Better this way

>>214480742
Crown Royal is still distilled in Canada. That’s good enough for me. But overall I do still enjoy being a Canadian patriot even though our country is pretty gay and cringe.

>>214480973
Most people get frustrated that they don’t have the skill to translate their ideas onto paper instantly and don’t want to practice because drawing despite sucking ass is humiliating
Just like why most people who want to write never do

>>214480856
what's your problem?

>>214481043
Patriotism is good and based, all countries should be self sufficient and international trade has done nothing good for the common man
Leftist nationalism is cringe because they want to import millions of browns to own orange man epic style

>>214481079
He has schizophrenia

>>214480350
imagine being this much of a loser
https://x.com/roramdin/status/1492660382892130304

>>214481079
he's a mentally ill indian

Hard to believe that FK is Angela Merkel’s stepson

>>214481281
He's Jew diaspora and doesn't speak German

>>214481079
He's right

Once had a girl I dated get upset at me for saying men are on average stronger than women so she told me to hold her down so she could try to get out and she started yelling at me when she couldn’t

>>214481385
I fucked her

>>214481259
Jason?

>>214481349
I know I'm fucking right.

>>214481509
that's fk's old account that got banned. not him in the pp

>>214481533
Don't talk to me like that motherfucker

>>214481079
That you're fucking from Bulgaria when its a Canada USA mexico general you stupid dumb fucking nigger

there we go

I’m a stone cold incel

>>214481395
I don’t know maybe you did she was from Vancouver Island

>>214481575
Organ transplants reduce your lifespan though

People are so insufferable they won't let you pay rent and work in peace.

>>214481575
I can’t wait to become a political prisoner and have my organs harvested to ensure the longevity of the elite.
That was sarcasm. I am horrified and disgusted.

>>214481625
Not if your lifespan without a heart is zero and more than zero with a new heart

>>214481568
that's not very nice

>>214481648
That’s why I smoke, drink, don’t exercise, and eat like shit! They won’t even want my organs

Bing chillin!

>>214481575
the future is going to be so grim

>>214481680
Kill yourself you stupid fucking nigger.
I will change my IP and keep harassing you until you fucking leave bitch.

Either get that 4chanX malware and filter leaf flags or get the fuck out sissy bitch faggot piece of shit.

This is a north America general.

I’m a big doo doo head

>>214481726
you seem upset

Need pawg snowbunny gf inshallah

I always see this dumb fuck piece of shit Bulgarian faggot always come in here.
Always.
Just fuck off.

>>214481726
You're Indian

Get the fuck out of this thread you dumb fucking nigger. You're in Bulgaria.

Not fucking USA.

>>214481794
shit up

GET THE FUCK OUT OF CANADA USA MEXICO GENERAL.

>>214481820
black death on your morher

>>214481850
You're a dalit

I watch Rick and Morty

>>214481820
I'm in Bulgaria yes

someone beat this jeet up again already

>>214468966
>life as a whore
Poor guy marrying that whore. She's going to make so many songs about him, after the divorce.

>>214481865
Only a jeet would say this

>>214482003
>all jeets
ftfy

>>214482017
>No u
Low IQ comeback, go sweep the designated shit street

>>214482034
He's a jeet

Reddit Paki having a melty

>>214482045
T. Jeet

talk about indians more

want to relocate on my minecraft world but I can't find a good place

Anime is trash

>>214482106
Only jeets use the word dalit

>jeet
>jeet
>jeet
such a dumb word

>>214482117
>in the best server
>wants to relocate

>>214482123
Spinoza's law

>>214482134
what? I don't play on a server

>>214482123
>>214482144
Wait no I meant sturgeons law

SCHIZO KINO ALERT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4kpSWHsiJA

>>214482144
>>214482172
Anime is gay as fuck’s law

>>214481575
just shows how dumb these guys are. don't think there's such thing as a brain transplant, so it really seems like a moot point to replace everything else and constantly deal with immunosuppressors and acute rejection syndrome

what is cum's law?

Not gooning, saving my energy for bigger and better things

>>214482219
I think therefor I cum

>>214482222
Death to jeets

Jason’s Law

>>214482222
Quads of righteousness

Jerking off is gay as fuck

I NEED Greta so badly

>>214482323
Well two is company bro

>>214482330
What the fuck? Plastic surgery? Photoshop? How the fuck did she grow tits in her twenties

>>214482330
>makes boomers and billionaires cry and shit they are pants
>hates kikes
I'm thinking based

>>214482360
She's always been a titcow

>>214482383
Look at her face kek she loves being manhandled

Why is my thread still up? Post fast.

I do 7d chess out here nigguh
Trump for life

>>214482330
Umm I already posted that albeit >>214475860

>>214482012
Very jeet coded response desu senpai

need to demolish some chicken wings

>>214482547
>>214482547
>>214482547

>>214482330
I saw her in a cafe here in Bulgaria, should have stopped and asked for a pic and done the ok sign or something but I was in a hurry, I really regret that.

the thai female I've been chatting with on interpals sent me nudes this morning

>>214482555
jeet thread

>>214482558
Get the fuck out of this thread stupid kike.

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>>214482587