Thread 214479798

Once got a new phone from the phone shop and let the fella do the data transfer thing. There were so few numbers in my phone he thought it hadn't gone through right.

don't know why I bought an ipad I've never used it in 2 years complete waste of money just sits in a drawer

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6iaKPqF0Xxw
kti

bet the leaky pg tips are aching ....

right well at least we've got the worst post of the thread out of the way early

>>214479830
screaming

almost watched that thinking it was an innocent blue board mp4

Used to eat alone all the time because the school said no outside food in the cafeteria and no cafeteria food outside.
Mates all brought packed lunches and I could only occasionally get away with stuffing lunch into my blazer pockets.

>>214479830
Was he alright after? Mental video

>>214479830
repost

>>214479877
yeah he'll be fine just needs to walk it off

Fuck sake have to go to drive 20 minutes to Morrisons buy a pack of spinach

>>214479557
so how does this work then, i just pick the one i want and she gets shipped out to me?
is there next day delivery?

>>214479940
that’s what jeets are for you spastic

>>214479940
Alri Popeye

>>214479960
does that activate windows thing not get on your tits?

I remember one lad at school would get sent in with butter sandwiches by his mum, and he'd give them to me and my mate for our mischief making. Sometimes we'd smear the butter all over classroom windows, or shove the butter into some random Year 7s face. Worst thing I did was dunk the butter sandwich in the piss filled toilet, mixed it up with toilet paper and lobbed it at a girl in our years head.

>>214479995
it would bother me more to know i had sent them money so it stays

>>214479970
refuse to let brown people touch my food

right well that’s 2 battered jumbo sausages and a steak pie and a small portion of chips down the gullet

>>214479940
ESL freak

>>214480019
huh

>>214479960
Kieran is mine.

new gfberg triggering my anxious attachment syndrome as it were

Why are cats even legal? they're genuinely the worst animals on the planet

>>214479960
Bitch is called Kieran lmao

hi

>>214480104
hi nigga

>>214480027
https://github.com/massgravel/Microsoft-Activation-Scripts
this one's on me lad

>>214479830
Can someone describe it so I can decide whether or not to watch it

>>214480066
oh are we playing dsm bingo?
i'm schizotypal personality disorder

>>214480066
hi I was drawn here to ruin your relationship!
>>214480115
talk normal

For me it's ADHD (primarily inattentive)

looking at pictures from an old sd card

>>214480066
Embarrassing attachment style to have as a man. Tried self administering therapy, but all of the literature is by women, for women. Meditation helps me a little, but when your emotions focus on a woman, nothing helps...

>>214480120
peter norton placing a guiding hand on my shoulder leading me to rethink clicking on this link

this one has the most IG followers she must be famous

>>214480104
hi mate hiya hows it fpomg?

Sir Chicken Shwarma

>>214480159
maybe the heart just loops like that
and the heart and brain problems are different
hope this helps

>>214480153
Worthing pier?

the scrandemic

is it bad to pay all my bills upfront? I don't know how much they actually cost and I refuse to use direct debits

>>214480170
would

Father Ted creator Graham Linehan's arrest for ‘anti-trans posts’ criticised— as Starmer tells police to focus on 'serious crimes'

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/met-police-father-ted-heathrow-anti-trans-posts-x-graham-linehan-b1245573.html

>>214480215
makes 0 difference

>>214480192
It doesn't make much sense to me lad, but thanks. I've not spoken to the one I love in nearly half a year, but am still dreaming of her nightly. Hurts all the more that she isn't thinking of me at all.

>>214480215
you're clearly some sort of spastic so i'm not going to give you an answer.

>>214480236
>>>/news/
>>>/pol/
3rd(?) repost

>>214480236
why is he pictured with an IV in his arm?

>>214480210
only the finest for you, eh?

>>214480215
It only matters if
1. You have a good HYSA with flexible terms
2. You are a day trader
Otherwise, doesn't matter at all.

>>214480255
yeah that sucks I guess I know how that feels. hate it when that happens
cant say much else for how it goes because maybe yuo are different to me

got the brostep on again like im 17 again

cannot stand this fucking CMAT bitch the bbc is shilling non-stop, sounds like a cat being drowned and her songs are fucking awful

>>214480236
Is this photo unedited? Fucking hell, brothers head is huge

>>214480308
Name like an accountancy exam lmao

>>214480207
yes, it was for birdman, warwick davis was there

neighbours on my case again for being a slow worm
can't they just fuck off and let me live

nth for the baddiedem

>>214480330
Midge?

Sometimes think about having gay sex
Never do it like
Just wonder about it a bit

>>214480330
Sick. Love a south coast pier me, got a lot of shagging done around Eastbournes.
Warwick lives near me, never seen him though. If I ever do I'll be walking up to him and saying "4chan sends their regards" then running off

>>214480332
sabotage them

>>214480371
i think i could have gay sex with a trans male... if that counts

scranning a woke mind virus with mushy peas

>>214480372
he's a big man in the midge world, you wouldn't dare say shit to him

Does Warwick have a maid just to get the biscuits from the cupboard

>>214480236
lad should convert and join diego's discord, he could hate trannies with the new convert indians

>>214480371
as a top or bottom? very different things

>>214480372
>eastbourne
been shagging 70 year olds? lmao

Imagine attacking Warwick but then hundreds of midgets come out of every nearby alleyway and overwhelm you

>>214480422
I bloody would, just to see his midge face droop as memories of the copypasta flash in his mind, his fight or flight beginning to activate
>>214480436
Only a couple hehe

>>214480450
yeah that was quite a funny imagination
got any more?

>>214480522
No sorry

who remembers simon's warwick impersonations on the yogpod then

you girls need to go upstairs and put some clothes on, your uncle rorke is coming over to visit

>>214480422
>>he's a big man in the midge world
can't be true this midge got a regular wife not another midge one

So tired of my boring bastard life. If I had nice white teeth and wasnt balding I could go on mental crazy globetrotting adventures. Alas, i am a deformed, evil and ugly goblin, destined to toil away in the deep dark toilmines beneath the surface while the beautiful people get to enjoy this beautiful world.
120 second captcha x 11 btw

>>214480522
Imagine attacking Tyrion but then hundreds of midgets come out of every nearby alleyway and help you

>>214480538
Alright ancientcunt
But yes I do
Post link to enlighten our younger posters
>>214480557
Reckon there are midgecels?

>>214480538
think I stopped watching them before they had a podcast

I spy with my little raped eye...

>>214480557
Actually Dinklege is hated in the midge world, utterly despised. They consider him a traitor

Sir Donald Trump

>>214480570
Podcast was one of the very earliest things they did
Makes for very comfy listening
>>214480588
You seem to know a lot about this midge world, anon.....

Dinklage is a midge traitor

>>214480568
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dq-nv1tl9w
>>214480570
it was their original effort desu

>>214480467
corrrrrrrrrr

>>214480557
he understands the need for good genes

wish i were a midge

only ever watched yogscast for minecraft stuff
seethe to this day they never finished SoI

>>214480624
Alri Skee-Hi

Sydney Sweeney is dating a billionaire jew now

>>214480631
missed out

>>214480603
>>214480612
oh must have missed it then
worth listening now if I haven't kept up with them in 13 odd years

>>214480624
then a big mac would really be a big mac

>>214480641
fair enough really

she's not going to date some schlub is she

>>214480651
Honestly yes
Genuinely funny, refreshing lack of political sperging
Real feeling of old youtube
Might have a relisten myself now that its been mentioned, been a few years

saw someone I know on The Chase

went to rewatch rick and morty the other day and deary me has it aged poorly

>>214480651
it's genuinely the funniest thing to be in the british podcast world - there's no contest

>>214480641
ah right. thanks for the update

if you take in a parcel for a neighbour the onus is on them to chap the door and collect it yeah?

how am I to know whether they're in or not? They don't drive. If they don't collect this parcel tonight then I'm throwing it in the ocean

>>214480691
how'd they get on

Not too much on midges guys

Would you rather get bummed by a midget, or bum a midget?

>>214480717
You accepted it, the delivery company will have proof you accepted it. They can report you to the police for theft if you don't hand it over.

>Own a house in a mostly white area
>Comfy WFH job
>6/10 gf who likes shagging
>A few mates to go to the pub with
>Nice hobby collecting something
Not too much to ask for one lifetime, is it?

>>214480752
lost. didn't get a single question right in the head to head

>>214480769
dis nigga don't know what he collectin

>>214480641
>jew
HECKIN DROPPED

sick of it all

the word podcast was coined by Apple because of the iPod
not a lot of people know that

Sorry but that Yogscast thing looks like the most reddit thing imaginable

>>214480788
you're such a weird poster

>>214480821
he’s jewish

>>214480641
fair enough
of course in my made up religion a woman is still considered a virgin until she's shagged an uncircumcised man so really she's keeping herself pure for me

>>214480816
simon's humour was straight out of something awful and 4chan tbf

>>214480816
>Yogscast
There's no way they're still going, I remember my brother watching them over a decade ago

>>214480765
I don't want to keep the parcel I want rid of it.

regret opening the door but I have my own parcel out for delivery and thought it was that.

it roast arse night

>>214480864
its all women now

wish they were still friends

saw some christmas shite in the shops already, unironically. Mince pies and stocking fillers like chocolate coins etc.

Nigga be named after a moped and a shaver omds

>>214480940
Far too early

>>214480871
Then wait for the owner to come and collect it. If you didn't want to accept it you could've just said no to the driver, it's not hard.

>>214480940
that's terror

compute generate image of four niggas kissing

blud think he did something

>>214480925
Kanye said Scooter was the only jew that told him how jews works and the connections they used to build wealth.

>>214480940
they always start selling the foodstuff early because people will buy it with the intention of storing it away but then they eat it instead and then need to buy more

Throw the Jew down the well

>>214480940
113 days to go. Once Tesco starts stocking the pigs in blanket crisps it's full speed ahead.

abolish christmas

mikey

>>214481066
paki

Rorke buying a selection box but eating it early
Leftypol buying the halal Haribos for his Eid party

>>214481066
shush abdul

>You must be Bond, I'm Vespa. Vespa Gillette. That's a nice shave you've got there. Safety razor?
>Wilkinson Sword
>Ah yes, very nice.

>>214480717
don't get freaks who don't rearrange a delivery if they're not going to be in. very selfish to expect a neighbour to take it in for you I just refuse

>>214480640
underrated post

>>214481125
>>214481125
>>214481125
New

>>214481094
eids not till next march

>>214481105
advertising/begging :/

>>214480043
pie from chippy seems a rip off cos it's usually the same or similar to one you can get far cheaper and cook at home

>>214481132
He likes to be prepared

>>214481066
alri cromwell

why has someone programmed a bot to make extremely boring posts like this >>214481158
boggles the mind

Fuck it, might go to Maccas

must admit I find the grinching videos really funny. I especially enjoy the ones where the little dysgenic council estate kids try to batter the grinch.

>>214481153
same with all restaurant/takeaway food just the same as what I can make at home complete waste of money for lazy cunts

>>214480940
Love a good mince pie, me. Might go make a purchase.

roger roger
copy
over

>>214481112
this is a child

Why pay money to go and watch a film when you can just imagine in it your head for free

Pepsi Max has an ingredient in it, phenylalanine, which causes "mental retardation" and "brain damage"

>>214481194
yeah?
didn't ask

>>214481228
lazy brains

>>214481239
Phenylalanine is an essential amino acid

>>214481228
VERY good question

just makes sense to put your hand down your pants after you turn 30

>>214481228
>imagine in it your head
what

>>214481262
That's rorke done yet again

>>214481194
thanks

thoughts on Spiegel im Spiegel?

summer wardrobe being put into vacuum bag storage
winter clothing being washed and prepped for the remainder of the year

niggerising around

>>214481294
Aphantasiabro...

>>214481295
He just keeps taking L after L doesn't he?

jogger shorts chucked in a draw
trackie bottoms picked up from under the bed

>>214481300
Not as good as Fratres but easier to find good renditions

last time I was at the cinema my dad yelled at the guy next to us for being on his bright phone during the trailers. Then the rest of the film dadberg was visibly shook up from the adrenaline dump, could tell he didn't enjoy himself at all

also I fell asleep during the film and I think he may have noticed as he hasn't been to the cinema with me since and this was many years ago now

get the frasier yaoi on

Keep all my clothes in my Chester draws

What possesses a millionaire middle aged white woman to invite a sub-40 IQ congolese jungle nigger she found on the street into her home?

>>214481333
Why'd you reply to yourself tho

>>214481356
sound like a barrel of laughs you lot

>>214481397
pscianf

Off to go and do something unpleasant

>>214481376
what possesses you to post about it 24 hours a day?

>>214481356
did he have to yell tho

>>214481376
um, bbc? most obvious question in the world

>>214481376
being wet

>>214481360
alri gill

Professor Moses forseskinberg from the university of Tel Aviv just told me that white women are responsible for mass migration of africans and asians into white countries

last fly of summer circling my pooey arse

Black niggas be like:
>Dayum is dat a fat, middle-aged white bitch

anyone else get this?

>>214481416
people who are on their phones at the cinema should be deep fried

>>214481447
Got it this morning but GFberg got it a few days ago

>>214481346
eh. bit intense but it has its uses

don't know what phone to get

how you gon be a fat bihh and dont got no booty?

i feel so lazy i don't want to go out and meet these people for lunch

>>214481479
Wish I could get a Huawei phone but their products are banned in the united states unfortunately

rorke fuming that woke made the gambling ads tell him to be responsible

today i learnt north korea has its own operating system. red star os

>>214481416
can't remember if he actually yelled like I don't think he screamed at the guy but he definitely swore angrily at him to turn the phone off, in what was an otherwise fairly quiet room

the guy wasn't a few rows away either he was literally sat right next to my dad on the other side. So they then sat next to one another for the whole 2 hours, both fizzing with anger and wondering if there would be a scrap after the credits rolled

>>214481447
at least you get a notification that's it's coming

once or twice we've had these tests and they just blare them on your phone without warming

don't like getting yelled at
some women really like it

>>214481519
and the rest of the world has their own north korean operating system called...

Windows.

Erm, why is the bus number 88??

test

>>214481567
Bazinga

i wonder why christmas missed us

>>214481563
yeah I avoid confrontation at all costs. I'm not assertive at all and was bullied growing up. Something of a spineless cowardly worm myself

at times I've wondered whether this feeling would go away if I learned to defend myself physically like learned a martial art or something. I dunno.

pepsi is so shite compared to cock

>>214481644
nothing they can do

alright enough get the pure satire posted and i mean now

>>214481333
He does
It's really embarrassing

>>214481694
he's such a character

going to play some witcher 3

was at the dentist the other day, check up and a scale & polish

it was 11 quid for the check up and then I paid 55 for the scale and polish. Teeth feel the same but presumably they're better off for it. They've booked me another scale & polish for 6 months time, seems a bit soon I'm not made of money.

>>214481694
mental how some people don't like him
personality GOAT

>>214481730
NEKKERS, gotta be

bye

>>214481747
he's funny but in all seriousness he's evil

>>214481747
not a fan of disruptive schizobabble personally

>>214481730
zamn!

>>214481774
bloody eu

You got that mousey post about 2 pregnant women fighting is just babies having a mech fight?

at my old job we weren't really allowed a lunch break but i used to go and hide behind the building and eat my sandwich that mum made me

>>214481751
>wherever you are

tempted to smugly suggest well what if I'm inside a faraday cage at 3PM sunday but then I thought maybe they preload the alert so it would still go off inside the cage but then I thought nah surely they couldn't because in a real alert situation they wouldn't know of the event in advance so an actual robust test would need to be done live over the airwaves

so what if I'm inside a faraday cage at 3PM sunday huh what then? gottem

>>214479841
Rorke experiencing real joy for the first time in his life

what should my next purchase be?

>>214481759


>>214481759
fuck, there F1 streams were always crisp with no lag

Anything interesting you lads have done so far this week? No? Nothing at all?

>>214481747
Whenever I've tried to be nice to him he's lashed out at me. He's evil

>>214481872
>>214481730
*

>>214481836
kek I'm going to mention this to someone tomorrow

>>214481880
went bouldering on monday and probably going again later

>>214481880
>soliciting blogposts
bizarre

>no blogposts
>no schizobabble
>no politics
what exactly is this thread for then?

damp sweaty twink socks

100 elite SAS member could take down the entire Chinese army

>>214481914
gain a clue. this general is carried by the humble blogposter

>>214481951
LMAO

>>214481951
cope
chinks rule the world now
the age of the jews is over

anyone got the starmer id post from the other day

>>214481951
bbc said they've got laserguns and robot dogs now though

>>214481978
>>214481987
chinese detected!

>>214481987
I yearn fro a dominant chink gf

I want to like Hollow Knight but it's a bit rage inducing. Why couldn't they have added fast travel and less annoying enemy placements?

Why is it that the Warhammer games are the most popular by far in the Total War franchise
Is Total War just overcrowded with soyboys now

having so called baddies like putin and kim next to xi in such an impressive military parade must have made the westoid tarq pedos seethe

Captain China!

all of the westoids are in full cope and seethe mode after that Chinese military parade
America is especially buttblasted after people started comparing it to the pathetic parade they had earlier in the year

>>214482037
What do you do when websites ask for the back

>>214481479
moto

what's an appropriate amount to gift to a cousin for their wedding that I am attending? I'm thinking £50, that's reasonable eh? Covers the cost of my meal at least, and a bit more.

note I am not close to this cousin and haven't seen them in ~5 years.

>>214482037
good lad, cheers

>>214482055
wtf

military parades are by and for the dictators of third world shitholes only

>>214482065
state of those £10 temu drones they were using

>>214482065
the zionist homo empire is finished
praise xi, praise putin!

>>214482065
here's one of them
>>214482086

bad day to be two bananas

>>214482129
don't blow a gasket meltyponte

Car just drove past my window loudly blaring THE SCIENTIST by COLDPLAY

>>214482152
he's done you

Reading about women on Wikipedia

>>214482023
Same I just started playing because of the Silksong hype.
I only have a few story bosses left but I really am getting a bit old to waste time on games like this where I have to fight a boss 20-30 times to learn their attack patterns and beat them.

I'm decked head to toe in Carhartt Workwear. Rugged. Reliable. Effortless. NO, I do not work manual labour but the aesthetics trump the cries of stolen valour!

>>214482162
how so

>>214482155
Saw this exact exchange take place in Stockport last night

keir set up that arrest to portray himself as the good reasonable anti-woke guy

>>214482183
i dislike the cropped look of carhartt jackets

>check the subreddit for my city
>full of trannies and leftists organising anti fascist protests

I know my neighbour is in now I've just seen them making their way home. They should have come to collect their parcel by now, they know I have it because the cunt took a photo of me at the door accepting it.

uh oh stinky terrone melty

>>214482212
timmy's brother in law

>>214482233
get them shagged

>>214482076
i would ask your mom

>>214481376
>She had invited Adoum to stay with her but later wrote a note to ask him to leave.
Fucking state

How come Americans are so good at war? Is it higher t than Yuros

america is finished
killed by woke

>>214482304
is it all the cheap hair dye that makes you post about black men 24/7

>>214481125
>>214481125

>>214482318
*loses in vietnam*
*loses in iraq*
*loses in afghanistan*
*loses in somalia*
*loses in yemen*

>>214484099
>No I'll pay the full price of the product out of my own money. But only if the salesman forfeits his commission. That means I want to see written documentation outlining what sales commission he makes on every sale and I want to be paid that money by him, not his employer, out of his own pocket so that his net gain on the sale is nothing.
>If he is really that certain his product is a right fit for me that he's willing to sell me it for no personal gain then I'll buy it. If not, I'm not interested in hearing his spiel that serves only to further his own gain and my expense.

Why would you deserve the commission for buying something? The salesman did the job in getting you to buy something that the company wanted you to buy, that the salesman successfully convinced you (possibly over your own stupidity and reluctance) to buy. You've gained by buying something you want. The salesman gains by being paid for it

Why should salesmen have to work for free in order to make the thing you're buying worth buying? You want to be paid a salesmans commission to buy something? You think customers should have commission instead of working salesmen?

That's the most retarded thing I've ever heard, there's no way you've ever had a job.

If a salesmans net gain was nothing, why the fuck would he sell anything? You think they should be volunteers and charity workers? Why?