Thread 214505484

wild baby chamois

Think there should be a country like that one planet on TNG where everyone is a beautiful blonde fitness enthusiast and there is a harmonious existence but if you transgress the laws you are put to death like when Wesley destroys that vegetable bed and Picard has to break the prime directive and intervene

here we are

weatherberg on a mad one

>>214505484 (OP)
This is him now, feel old yet?

birdstein asking me if I want a drink but doesn't make it
why offer then you winged freak cunt

>order Dominos for the first time in forever
>suddenly see Dominos ads when I watch youtube (I’m watching on a gaming console so no Adblock)
>buy Busch Light beer for the first time ever
>suddenly start seeing Busch Light ads on youtube
I hate it! It’s an invasion of privacy. Uncle Ted K. was right about technology.

>>214505650
haha

>>214505572
God help me
I was only nineteen
degrees centigrade

>>214505484 (OP)
little cutie bet he feels nice to cuddle

>>214505664
It's always an afterthought too
Enshittification

>>214505557
doubt he has any real connection to England aside from being born here.

>>214505664
People say this but forgot they googled Dominos to get the number and the price for Buschs beer

>>214505664
discussed that line city saudis are building in discord once and got spammed with ads to visit NEOM THE LINE for the next month i cant afford that shit anyway bro

>>214505588
haha
>>214505696
I'd love to kiss him on his little snoot but I think he'd try to stick his pointy horns in my eyes

>>214505664
>drinking light beer and eating domino's in USA
sounds comfy, which state though?

>>214505664
hate this
especially when I've been talking about something and see and advert for it
couple of times I've been thinking about a song and had it pop up on the recs
scary stuff

>>214505703
Nope. I just upped and bought the Busch Light on a spur of the moment trying to pick what beer to buy. I ordered Dominos off the DoorDash app.

got the lotus eaters podcast on full blast

Dominos is a bit hit or miss lately, pizza hut is far more consistent
Mumberg doesn't like papa johns so we don't get it
pizzagogo is shit
kizzas are all shit
pizza joint is alright but me saying that is probably a selfdox

Struggling to see how an elegant, classy, beautiful Jewess like Lady Vic could ever marry such a drab dull soulless adultering alcoholic goy NPC like Keir

>>214505702
Racist gammon

>>214505781
They're all fucking shite, spend more and leave your rancid bedroom you poorfag incel and go to a proper pizza restaurant ran by whites

papa johns garlic knots were yummy but I think they're American only and just popped over on holibobs
wouldn't mind seeing them immigrate to the UK menu

I'm not English, I'm a Londoner!

>>214505812
Look at me I think I have my life together because I'm too good to order pizza
Measuring life successfulness by such retarded metrics is proof you're a bitter insecure spastic

>>214505827
Fat cunt drooling over a takeaway at half 11

good morrow runtoids

>>214505812
oh look we got a poncey pizza fag

at toil, you?

>>214505810
bit ironic

>>214505872
Anime's shite you weeb cunt

bent over and popped my haemorrhoid
left a stain on the wall, a blood spatter analysist would probably think someone was shot here

>>214505896
Did it hurt

>>214505891
anime website

>>214505872
morning mate x

>>214505887
same here

>>214505896
haemorrhoids can't be popped

>>214505890
Go on?

Leftypol complaining about Rorkes interrupting his beauty sleep as they protest child rape by migrants, then he is branded a paedo, chased and attacked by a lynch mob of angry Rorke patriots

https://x.com/supertanskiii/status/1963173306565021708

>>214505887
sitting on the floor on my left hip while folding my legs behind me and ive got my elbows up on the couch with my phone betwixt my hands. I am crinkling my toes which was tucked tightly in white tube socks.

landlordstein is showing someone around my flat this afternoon and it's still an absolute state
will be making myself scarce

>>214505801
impossible to be an elegant jew
the only countries on the planet to achieve proper elegance are the french, italians, some other euro countries and maybe japs

Talkin' bout

Boys Club!

>>214505934
what does gammon refer to?

less of a runt when I'm neet

hit leftypol with the pipe down lil nigga
you’d best believe bro putting the fries in the bag rn

leftypol supports anything that will annoy his funny mate rorke

Everybody Drives A Golf

>>214505955
cant you just go out for an hour

>>214505938
>I haven't seen any changes
>next sentence admits they're committing crimes

>>214505904
I'm in agony and now I need a poo

it's absolutely pißßing it down

Put my delicate silk blouses on a low rpm cycle in a pillow case tied with a knot in the top
Pray for my seams lads

Sometimes i want a gf but then i remember what vaginas look, taste and smell like and I think nah im good

>>214505956
Jews certainly can be elegant
Ralph Lauren, Jennifer Connelly, Rachel Weisz, Natalie Portman are unarguably at the height of sophistication, and you may hate them, but the House of Rothschild was so sophisticated that they were invited into European old money aristocracy

>>214505557
Meant to be a tosser

>>214506070
Crossdressing weirdo.

gravity doesn't exist

>>214505904
Why was your bum out?

>>214506077
The Sassoons

>>214506090
They are for men and very elegant and sophisticated garments

>>214505938
Scurried off exactly like a nonce would tbf

>>214506114
lets see them

poo screaning at my total shitshow of a life

>>214506070
How much did you pay for those lad?

>>214506119
mate can you not read they’re in a pillowcase in the wash locked in on a 49 minute cycle how am I supposed to get a picture ???

>>214505938
>I live right over there I'm as local as you can get *points vaguely off camera*
>Offers the most generalised takes on the issue
>accent completely different from the actual locals
>gives up immediately when his legitimacy is brought into question

Lmao clearly another leftymong foot soldier bussed in

smoking poo

>>214506149
ok lets see someone elses

>>214506148
I just searched men’s silk shirt large preowned on ebay and bought all the ones under 20 quid that looked good and not cheesy hawaian style

having a mental health crisis

might buy some crap I don't need

>>214505938
>Curly hair, long nose
>*Forced to hold flag* "I-I like Britain, I like British people"
Strange turn of phrase unless he considered British people separate to himself

But that aside, his posh accent gives him away as an outsider in a working class Essex area

Internet censorship
Digital ID
Free speech policed
State looting of private individuals
Not looking good is it lads

>>214505959
Old white guys

>>214505938
Tan Smith is one of the most profoundly mentally ill people on the internet

>>214506153
Mad how the state directly funds agitprop groups like Hope Not Hate and Stand Up To Racism to create the illusion of public support for mass ethnic replacement.

>>214506189
i would do this if i wasnt a broke ahh bihh

>>214506233
That is quite mad

>>214506181
That's very cheap. Are you sure they're real silk?

>>214506234
what would you buy?

sir scotch pie

>>214505864
yeah and what
might go to burger king on my lunch break and get 5 massive burgers for my enormous belly

How do you get these GLP-1 pills without a subscription?

>>214506208
why are they called gammon?

what if i ejaculated on you

>>214506276
*Jiggles your belly*
You will never catch me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLtkeSI9YWo
getting the latest moggcast

ooooooohhhhhhh Tommy Tommy !

>>214506278
What does that do then

leftypol using racial slurs to insult working class brits again is he

>>214506272
maybe a lot of cheap decorations from temu
cool shit that might catch my eye

Right need a shit but mumberg is milling about doing stuff outside the toilet
Not on at all

Always got a feeling like I've forgotten something important
Might be getting dementia

>>214506324
it’s the weight loss drug. wegovy, mounjaro, ozempic etc.
It slows your digestion and stops you from being hungry

Sir Ernö Peters

hidden spy-cam in toby's toilet providing very interesting footage

there is no spoon

>>214506380
?

remember when 4chan users actually cared about internet freedoms? How convenient that users only care about flavour of the week social outrage bait these days.
I sincerely believe that this website was targeted by the 'man' to turn users away from internet activism. We have been subverted

>>214506434
True

>>214506434
They created map painting slop to placate rorke

get them in the blender

if starmer was pulling this shit in the 2000s, users would have hacked his shit by now

sir bunda lenger

>>214506295
>>214506418

leftypol hates it when you attack other people's appearances but then attacks other people's appearances

>>214506470
love the fella on the left

just become leftypol, looking for migrants to suck off

>>214506492
i think most people have realised by now how dishonest and hypocritical leftists are.

>>214506201
That's not Epping I think it's Nuneaton

>>214506470
didnt realise this was nz until now

GREGGS IS MINE
AND IT OWES ME FEEDING

>>214506492
leftypol is just a tribalist he will support anything that his tribal elders tell him to support and oppose anything his tribal enemies support

>>214506404
箸は?

>>214506470
forgot half of them are just staring at women kek

>>214506537
Looks like a booze belly

Crying and shitting about how leftpol is evil and everything that scares me

Starmer says his 'parents family' (lol whatever that is) are Jewish
His wife is Jewish
His children are raised in the Jewish faith
But he himself is not Jewish
Ok then

... pinkies got the swiper ...

I had an anonymous mask and the v for vendetta comic by moore and i would wear the mask when using chatroulette and omegle back in the day and pretend i was gonna hack people but I dont really knwo how to do that sort of thing

>>214506538
>>214506514
>>214506492
Yeah very cool but have you considered fucking off back to /pol/?

>>214506470
So here they all are then. The lads.

>>214506566
Moz is a teetotaler, he got that belly from huffing his own farts

>>214506583
give it a rest tarqsheed

The solution to the boats?
You give the government vast quantities of personal data and enter into a contractual way of life that hinges on having a digital identity through which they can monitor you.

>>214506583
go on then get me reported then you runt

chop chop chop judo flip
chop chop chop judo flip

>>214506583
have you considered having sex

>>214506492
>>214506510
>>214506514
>>214506538
notice how I point out the subversion away from liberty and internet activism to outrage bait and you lot pop in? it's happening. It's all fucking controlled, its all fucking dead. dead internet theory is real!

I need to eat Emma Watson’s poo.

Just mogged the postman

Just bummed the postman

he loves a bit of booze actually

>>214506655
PLEASE MR POSTMAN

Just married the postman

Getting my first supermarket delivery today feeling a little nervous uwu

>>214506621
Cover's blown
That's me fucked then

getting raped

;]

Operation: Rape the Small Boats

right well my boners just exploded

going out in a bit

>>214506680
remember to wear a suit and give them a firm handshake

>>214506672
Was this photo taken somewhere in the 90s or the early 00s? Anyway it's not recent and he used it for advertising his concert in Cracow this summer lmao at least own the fact that you're aging

>>214506702
where you going pal?

>>214506680
Who from?
Ocado's my favourite as it all comes in bags, otherwise I feel like I need to tip everything on to the kitchen floor so the man doesn't have to stand there for too long

piccy bldg

its almost time silkheads

Crazy how women have basically everything in life easier than men yet when you say it out loud you're automatically called an incel

i find black people to be rather proud on average

>>214506705
Sports jacket or black tie?

>>214506708
huh?

reckon jews might actually be gods chosen people tbqh

3pm walk season is upon us again

>>214506680
got anything embarrassing

>>214506729
Incel

rork you wil be raped

>>214506714
morrisons
oh it’s good is it ocado? Maybe I’ll try them next providing I’ve not made an egregious mistake and this is a massive error on my part

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqUdI4AIDF0

Sometimes I feel stuck in the 2000s, I never really assimilated to the modern world

*1940s transatlantic voice*

In the year 2000 every man will own a flying automobile!

>>214505702
>doubt he has any real connection to England aside from this very real connection to England

>>214506761
Gold top milk and duck eggs

Hands in the air if you getting your little batty ring gaped open tonight

>>214506761
The drivers don't have a mental inventory of the contents of every single box for every single one of the day's deliveries lad. They don't even pack the boxes.

if every ethnicity had to survive in the world by themselves i think jews would do best although i hate to admit it

>>214506823
what a beautiful famly

will killy myself if i dont get radiohead tickets

https://youtu.be/u3bIbGjSd1c

Obviously it's all very funny seeing a fat alcoholic waster hemorrhage money but sincerely where does someone on the dole get the cash for two phones + £900 to spend on a third?

was having a look at pewdiepies dotfiles for his arch rice on his github yesterday

>>214506856
He a Mikeynomics enjoyer and Cex is his bank

need to throw my willy in here pronto

did an autism lads, help me decipher this one
>had a work party thing the other day
>met this milf coworkers husband
>nice fellow and everything
>just got off a teams call with said milf japed that I thought he was her dad
>thought it was semi-banterous and complimentary of her youthful looks but she just grimaced her face like I let out a giant fart

she's usually the first to do a bit of bants but I guess me saying her husband looked like a pensioner was beyond the pale

>>214506833
depends on everyone’s starting position
races are shaped by their environment

northern europeans became cooperative and intelligent because the winter would kill you and there was constant darwinian competition for resources

Africa was more abundant so never selected its humans for social cohesion and intelligence

>>214506883
>races are shaped by their environment
this has been debunked

>>214506878
just pretend it never happened
don’t bring it up
don’t alter your usual behaviour

wipe it from your mind

what's good my briggas?

>>214506792
I would like you to keep speaking in that voice regularly ok?

>>214506694
the raped

>>214506907
It was on a teams call, recording already en route to HR. Lad's sacked in the morning.

>>214506878
she's going to think of her dad every time she fucks him now
you've destroyed their marriage

>>214506952
or improved it

>>214506878
they wont all land
not really autism since you know it was slightly risky and can see the issue

Supermarket delivery driver here. Always have a little rummage through the boxes before I set off. Like to make sure I give a knowing smile and possibly a wink to anyone who has ordered anything out of the ordinary.

>>214506799
yeh well done for repeating the post and using more words to do it.

ordering extra large condoms from tesco

>>214506878
Don't think there's anything wrong with what you said, no different from when they say "I didn't know you had a sister" to the mother in movies.
I'm also severely autistic, non-verbal and punch myself in the head so much that mum makes me wear a helmet

Think the anti migrant protests would carry a lot more weight if the attendees weren't always visibly pissed

Seriously can you not put the lager down for a couple of hours

>>214506987
deano my son

I heard your mother gets around a lot

>>214507023
hourseberg

just call me oswald deagler

whats deano do in the autumn? Pumpkin picking IG reels with the missus?

leftypol ordering weird ethnic food from tescos and saying ‘samally al cum’ to the delivery driver and hoping he mentions his okra or whatever the fuck

>>214507032
She does mate. Has a little car she's always out and about in, taking the dog to the woods, out to the shops, going to see friends and stuff. Good that she's keeping active in her old age.

Update your autumn wardrobe NOW!

>>214507048
lmao you are terminally online and need people to feed you information from outdoors

>>214507063
Out to the woods is it? Wonder what she gets up to there

>>214507021
bunch of dickheads mate. why aren’t they all at work?

might go tesco, get a seal deal

>>214507063
>the woods
got some bad news for you mate

>>214507085
nigga called ruben

>>214507085
Love York me

reckon it's time to order a steamdeck or rog ally or legion go

>>214507138
yet another confounded gizmo on which to not play any games

>>214507138
virgin gear

planes are so fucking loud now have to pause my music and wait for them to pass overhead
it's these fucking arab jumbojet dolphin airbus things init

>>214507085
asian women (orientals I mean) would go mad for are mallard I reckon

they love this normal, bookish, white man with glasses phenotype

>>214507085
Wonder if our Mallardlad is excited for the re-opening of the Railway Museum Station Hall

>>214506998
this made me lol

nth for the holodem

>>214507152
don't have anything else to gaym on

>>214507156
yeh

magpie just flew over my house

>>214507267
saw a crow and a seagul on the same roof before me

>>214507267
probably off to nick a bottle cap
thieving magpies

>>214507180
any graduation announcements recently?

>>214507267
Collingwood bros

>>214507281
got an old vvideo of a group of crows trying to open a polystyrene fast food thing to get the yummy scraps and then some fucking seacunt just scares them all off and breaks into it with brute force
>>214507285
theyre nice they look calm composed and well behaved

going to buy some new trackie bottoms to see in the autumn with. big comfy warm ones.

would like to befriend a crow

>Sophia Brooks repeatedly said she felt 'alarmed and distressed' when taken through some of Linehan's tweets by the prosecutor. This prompted a ripple of laughter from part of the public gallery.
>Ms Brooks said she understood several references made by Linehan, including to being a 'sociopath', and 'a man with long hair', as referring to her.
Busy few days for him

>>214507328
uh oh best not tell dark macadamia lad about this

Wouldn't risk getting glassed over that, but apparently Zoomers don't know the forces they are toying with.
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1n84juc/pouring_bad_beer_on_australian_fella_prank/

>>214507112
They've never done a day's work in their lives

Going on the apps again
The food delivery apps

would like to befriend a cow

>>214507356
Begin with your family.

um so what's for lunch?

creampie magpie

>>214507510
chicken and rice

>>214507442
well done for accelerating the decline of this gay island

>>214507482
Did you intend for this to be humorous?

a man who works in the phone repair shop near me has trooned out. he's always had long hair but i walked past the other day and he had lipstick on

>>214507510
tuna pasta

>>214507308
nah the holodem's in peace atm

waiting for Ao-kun to come back from her mental health hiatus

Cambridge is norf

>>214506643
havent seen you in a while

>>214507542
>yuribait image
oops

anyone playing hollow knight in 2 hours

>finally find a cute girl who is interested in dating me
>she puts in effort and treats me well and appreciates what i do for her
>her visa runs out soon unless she gets a higher paying job she will be deported
This pisses me off, indians get to stay but my cute latina princess has to go? I am really fucking upset amigos

>>214507538
What I said to your mum last night yeah?

>>214507585
no i am BOYCOTTING the australian computer games industry

>>214507592
get her married

>>214507510
bowl of crunchy nut

>>214507600
kek youre alright sven

>>214507558
bit depressing that the largest empire in the world could only make the tiny south part of the country look nice and developed (and only in some areas) while the north is closer to the third world than poland is

>>214507637
kek this is xe

Might just be me being an internet-addicted incel dweeb but does it feel like society is ill at the moment to you lads
Too many people seeking mental health support makes it clear that there is an underlying issue that needs to be addressed rather than just putting everyone on medication

scranning discos

>>214507510
*wipes poo smear from my moustache*
err, not sure yet

>>214507510
noodles three eggs two bacon one creatine large coffee and a healthy dose of /brit/!

bet all your aunts are munted up

>>214507639
theyve betrayed us by dropping it at midnight here

>>214507558
cambridge is souf

>>214507700
most people are normal actually. you just don't go outside to witness it

saw a dog doing a wee

>>214507700
Simply exit the wheel of samsara thats what I did

love these beautiful innocent creations of god

talm bout some ‘The Horror! The Horror!’ nigga chill out

Turns out that Reform councillor who had her tits out was secretly an OnlyFans camgirl on the side
Imagine my shock

https://nation.cymru/news/explicit-images-of-welsh-reform-councillor-found-on-adult-websites/

>>214507763
she is an 8 in england

rorke
leftypol
leftyrorke
rorkeypol

>>214507763
oh yeah that story about a random reform councillor that I definitely remember

>>214507783
nah she's way older than that

less than a week until four days of annual leave

>>214507672
quite expensive if I recall

>>214507748
gods not real mate

>>214507809
corr, what will you be doing?

why do spars have so much good stuff you dont find in other shops like french and german biscuits

do I need a bialetti tuttocrema milk frother? no
do I want a bialetti tuttocrema milk frother? yes

>>214507809
any plans?

>>214507822
Paris for me

raining out

>>214507642
I haven’t known her long enough.

>>214507840
bit grim

>>214507637
genuinely looks more manly than david walliams when he dresses up as a deliberately male-looking tranny in little britain

a stunning feat

>>214507853
Paris is the pengest city in the world

>>214507739
Cheers mate I'll try that later

>>214507814
yes he is

Swallowed a melatonin to get me to sleep because I am neurodivergent you see and sleep is one of my difficulties in life

id kill to be french

just had an incredible outpouring of farts
felt like I lost two stone

explain this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weBsl5Ne9n8

*reports /brit/ to prevent*

>>214507861
maybe like 80 years ago

ROADHOUSE

>>214507700
We live in a sick society slaving our lives away for the thrill of afee thousand trillionaires.
Being well adjusted to a sick society is not a sign of good health, quite the opposite really

girl at work deliberately touched my forearm for a full 3 seconds earlier

children about
aren't these cunts supposed to be locked up in school by now

NEW

>>214507955
>>214507955
>>214507955

>>214507841
same here but my nights are always lonely and cold whether it's raining or not

got gum pain any solutions?

>>214507930
what right after the end of ww2

>>214507969
slice it out of your mouth you know you want to
I'm not a doctor btw

>>214507085
to be honest I kind of admire the courage it takes to have a physique like that and keep the will to live. Can't even tell what gender this person is

>>214507960
woke mob shut schools down due to woke

>>214507973
OK call it an even 100 then