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I'm playing world of warcraft.

>>214512730 (OP)
Seems like an older dog with a white face like that. I love sweet old dogs.

>>214512768
gay

>>214512768
my warlock is level 16 on epoch hardcore

She told me that I was skibidi
Then she gooned to me
Gave me labubus and mocha chocolates from Dubai
Then we edged with John Pork till he died

The rizzler always told me
Be careful how you mew
Don't fall into a diddler's gyatt
I said I'm just a baby
With my pants full of poop
Smell of mustard in my room
It's compelling me to goon

Hey!

Skibidi is not my sigma
She's just a bop who doesn't DIHB
But her rizz couldn't tax fanum

>>214512835
Epoch was too buggy so I'm playing turtle.

>>214512875
What? Did you hear dude... Turtle is going to be deleted in a month... you're wasting your time

>>214512730 (OP)
cute doggo :3
>>214512817
same

dreamed about her again award

>>214512900
Epoch doesn't have high elves anyway, so it'd be better to play turtle before it goes down

>>214512915
Dreamt, you fucking esl

I have a few donny-isms that I use in regular conversation
>Many such cases
>Tim Apple
>Covfefe

>>214513004
For me, it's typing like him.
I'll end messages with "Very sad!" or other such exclamations

>>214513033
>Not a fan of sharks
What the hell was the context of this

>>214512938
Belves are gay dude

>>214513078
he has went off on sharks many times
he hates them, that is all

>>214513105
High Elves aren't Blood Elves, but even Blood Elves are great, their alliance with the horde just makes no sense.

>>214513131
Jealousy breeds anger I suppose
Sharkchads stay winning

>8 am
>don't have to leave for school/work until 11:30
Alright should I take a nap or browse 4chan

>>214513249
idgaf

>>214513249
FAGGOT

>>214513153
elves are objectively gay in general
youre just living out your fantasy of being a femboy in WoW

>>214513256
>>214513271
This hostility is undeserved!

hello

>>214513249
Crank ya hawg

>>214513305
Mornin

>>214513290
No they aren't
So what if I was?

>>214513327
hows it going?

>>214513300
I think it is though

>>214513335
>So what if I was?
its gay and thats my point

>>214513343
I'm going insane but I'm alive

>>214513343
And how are you?

>>214513493
doing okay

I had a panic attack this morning. Woo wee whoa wooeeaawwhh

I'm a HAPA from true love

>>214513540
Thats beautiful and I bet you have a very tight pussy

>>214513594
I'm a man faggot!

How about World of Wartcraft and you catch genital herpes due to having sex instead of playing an MMORPG

Hapa girls are the only attractive asians, with the exception of my Korean Dj wife Peggy Gou
>inb4 tattoos
yeah whatever

>>214513608
Oh.... itd be cooler if you were a chick who I could stick my penis inside of and stuff...

>>214513661
That's true but I bet you'd have a hard time scoring with a half Filipina/white chick

Well?

>>214513729
Does your mom make good adobo pork belly?

>>214513729
Nah women love me because I'm a handsome strong scottish/french with blue/grey eyes and a big cock and extremely handy

Imagine having a girlfriend but every morning you have a model with huge tits and ass in the shower naked saying good morning. That's what it's like being being bisexual with a gf and having to use the communal showers at the gym

>>214513748
Weed
Ipod
Rifle
Flashlight

>>214513748
This image presents a survival scenario:

"You are stranded on a deserted island. You can choose 4 of the following…"

It then shows 24 possible items to pick from, ranging from practical survival tools to comfort/luxury items.

Here’s a breakdown of the best choices if survival is the goal:

Water Purifier – Safe drinking water is the #1 priority. Without it, survival is only a matter of days.

Knife – Multipurpose tool for hunting, food prep, shelter building, defense, and general utility.

Tarp – Vital for quick shelter, rain collection, and protection from the elements.

Fishing Rod – Provides a renewable food source.

Other strong contenders depending on situation:

Flare Gun (if rescue is likely).

Hunting Rifle (for hunting/defense, but limited by ammo).

Rope (extremely versatile for building, climbing, traps).

Matches (fire-starting is crucial, but they’ll run out—better if the knife is used to make fire-starting tools).

If you want maximum survival (not comfort), the top four would likely be:
Water purifier, knife, tarp, fishing rod.

Would you like me to suggest the most fun/luxury set of 4 instead (like if you didn’t care as much about long-term survival)?

I sound effeminate when I speak german
Why does that happen when you learn a new language? Is it because most learning materials use female actresses?

>>214513392
It's the current year + 11

my girlfriend is sending me extremely unfunny tiktoks
you incels can't suffer

>>214513748
Water Purifier
Fishing Rod
Hand saw
First Aid kit

>>214513748
5 oz of weed + rope
Unless the rifle has ammo

>>214513759
You think my mom is white and not filipino?! That's racist and correct. Yes she does make a good adobo pork belly

>>214513848
You can suck tits
I can't.
Fuck off.

>>214513848
true, get fucked retard

I miss my home so goddamn much.

>>214513848
does she watch 15 sec recipes and then tries to make em and fails and doesn't realize why it's not working?

>>214513848
If you think her humor is lame how did you end up dating her?

>>214513885
why are you in netherlands?

>>214513872
Yeah but she likes it when I do
>>214513887
no she is autistic like me and studies 10000 recipes on the same thing but chooses the worst one possible just to troll me like jello pickles or some shit

>>214513870
I think your mom is filipino.
>Yes she makes a good adobo
nice, sometimes I make it and it's very good.

Rhode Island gives me glownigger vibes.

>>214513885
East Connecticut and Southern Massachusetts, not a real state.

>>214513894
It's not always lame and I saw her overwhelmingly good motherly instincts and character and work ethic and passion among many other great characteristics she has

>>214513748
Tarp, mirror, pot, knife

People sleep on the mirror

>>214513907
Contract job. Pay's real fat. I'm planning to either chill for a long while or straight up retire after this.

>>214513927
My wife is Filipinx too, from the Philippines, her cooking is better lmao, I would never tell my mom that

>>214513832
>ChatGPT picked the same things as me
Umm

>>214513885
The Netherlands is my favorite country along with Greece. You are lucky you are there and not any other European country. I love it there, can't wait to go back.
>>214513909
Can she cook a meal? Girls these days can't cook which is fine but it annoys me when they try to cook and they can't and I get annoyed when the meal sucks.

>>214513947
It's more like a horrible region, hence the state of Rhode Island

>>214513964
nice

>retire
where?

>>214513977
Nice, it's always a treat when a woman can cook, that's almost never happened to me but I don't mind because I'm very good at it.

>>214513748
4 knives so I can study the blade

>>214513996
yeah she cooks and makes jams and sauces and pickles stuff and all sorts of stuff, usually with stuff from her garden and with milk and eggs from our animals

>>214514015
I can't find the video "pushing gaywards"

>>214514007
I'll be able to fully cover my mortgage for my house in Warwick.

>>214514054
I always thought I was a pretty good cook, but I don't even cook anymore except for my own breakfast since getting married, she insists on cooking

>>214513964
>Contract job
What job/field?

>>214513885
So fucking gay how Rhode Island removed the centuries-old Providence Plantations from their name during the Fentanyl Floyd hysteria

>>214514000
I drove to RI recently and it was bizarre how Westerly, CT is quite nice but as soon as you cross the border into RI the environment looks the identical but the houses are broken down and fucked. It's like someone copy pasted the same state but said lets destroy the infrastructure.

>>214514075
nice. maybe start a small business after you retire? you'll have at least have an income stream

>>214514188
>Westerly, Connecticut
>it’s on the eastern border of Connecticut
erm what the…

>>214514066
>usually with stuff from her garden and with milk and eggs from our animals
This is very based. I can't wait to start fermenting this winter.
>>214514097
That's nice, I'm not sure I'll stop cooking if I'm with someone who can cook.

>>214514188
I swear everyone in RI is a fucking drug addict, I went to Providence recently and the whole city was empty except for homeless and junkies

Viral tiktok idea: the Floyd challenge
You lay down on the ground and a person kneels on your neck to prove that it's survivable

>>214514264
Do they swallow 3 fentynils tho?

>>214514237
I meant to say Stonington which borders Westerly, RI. Westerly is on the Western border of RI.

>>214514284
Do it sober and then do it with fent

>>214513996
The Netherlands is indeed awesome. But it's painfully difficult to socialize. I'm not even talking about romantic relationships. All my current friends are chuds from Eastern Europe talmbout the Iron Cross and what not and I love them honestly but God damn I miss my friends and my family back home.

>>214514099
Digital circuit design for Nike's new supply line. I gotta go to the distribution centers in Laakdal Belgium and Hilversum NL twice every month for each DC. I don't care if I get doxxed or anything come find me for a beer my niggas.

>>214514209
I don't think I have enough connections to make that happen. If BTC blows up in 10 years I won't even have to think about money, prayers to Umbasa.

>>214514187
It truly is a shame.

>>214514253
You dropped your dogs, man

>>214514314
>All my current friends are chuds from Eastern Europe
lol
>but God damn I miss my friends and my family back home.
Yeah that's understandable. Do you return to the US often?

>>214514324
Looking back its crazy that that 6'5 200+ lb retard had to have his body guard step in because he was afraid of a 125lb tweaker

>>214514314
>Digital circuit design
What does this mean, exactly? like you design circuits for machines used by Nike?

That sounds pretty based

>>214514253
Yesterday a girl told me she's from Providence and I couldn't even muster a "That's cool." The other person I was with and I just stared at her for a moment.

>>214514374
You never know who’s gonna pull a knife, gun, etc. Better to spook adversaries with numbers when possible if shit is going down.

i have no idea what silksong is, and at this point i'm too afraid to ask.

I am 2/4 Dutch via my paternal grandmother, her surname is Schrama, seems Jewish to me

>>214514439
>2/4

>>214514439
it means scar in german

eating amish popcorn

I feel bad for Germans and Slavs with surnames that Jews adopted

When you say you're from Rhode Island and you get hit with the Midwest stare

>>214514439
You might be right.

I’m 49/147ths French Canadian

>>214514500
people from the midwest do just be staring
that is something I noticed right away when I moved out there

>>214514479
At least it's not Jewish, I was real concerned about that when my lady got me the dna test

>>214514520
>Yiddish word shram
That’s a Slavic word meaning scar that the Jews stole yet again like how they stole latke

I'm half Greek so both of my families hate Turks.

>>214514395
Yeah. First I map the logic gates based on the incoming analog data, (the weight of shipments, barcode readings) and the supposed outgoing digital data. Then I translate that schema into a circuit using Xilinx Vivado.

It sounds fun but it makes me rip my hair out sometimes.

>>214514371
I've been to the US three times since I moved here a year ago. There are direct flights from Schipol to TF Green which take 8 hours give or take.

remember when you were a kid on the videogame with your friends and you would make fun of the old guy who was playing by himself

>>214514606
no

I’m French Canadian and Anglo American only

>>214514520
>>214514536
It wasn't, but my grandmother said her cousin who married a Jewish diamond merchant from Belgium stop writing letters after WWII and didn't understand why

>>214514606
yes

>>214514567
Perhaps, Sram in Bulgarian means Shame.

>>214514520
Incorrect.
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Schramme

>>214514653
It means scar in Polish and Russian, borrowed from the German word for scratch

>>214514606
no

>>214514589
Why would you travel to the US? Isn't it like 600 bucks to fly here?

I’ve been told I have a deep voice and people always assumed I was older than I was
Had someone accuse me of being a 40 year old man when I was 16

homeless war veterans with ptsd shudder to think what an incel goes through daily

Konigstein is considered an extremely German name, but most Americans would assume it's Jewish if they heard it. They have no real culture of their own, stop giving them things for free.

>>214514697
You wouldn't believe how much I miss my peeps and my pets

>>214514672
>>214514674
I see
>married a Jewish diamond merchant
lol

>>214514722
same. i called this girl who was my age once and after i said hello she said "old ass man" and hung up...

>>214514653
Stop this, I refuse to accept that my grandmother was a kike

>>214514761
How do you post here daily and still don't know that people pretend to be other posters

If you hear someone is named Lev Portnoy you’d assume it was a Jew but it’s a wholly Slavic name

>>214514766
My favorite was when I’d get calls from scam collection agencies telling me they’re going to take my house and my car if I don’t pay back my personal loans and they wouldn’t believe me when I told them I was a child

It's like if you see the name Lynch and you assume he's a slave owner and lyncher

>>214514782
Sorry, it doesn't really matter to me at least. Some jews are ok.
>>214514818
what do you mean?

If you saw someone named Lucius Cornelius you’d assume it was a Roman centurion but it’s actually a negro

My great aunt married a Jewish man but according to 23andme their kids are zero percent Jewish and they’re making up theories as to how it happened because they don’t want to accept that they’re goyim

>>214514589
The Netherlands has the best urban planing and transportation, everything works almost perfectly. I fucking love it. If a car even sees you approaching the street it stops 50m in the back. They have bike lanes and traffic lights specifically for bikes.

The people are the friendliest of the northern countries and everyone knows English. Love going to summer festivals there.

One time we went to a festival an hour outside of Amsterdam and from the moment the festival started there were buses every 30 min if someone wanted to go back to Amsterdam - I've never experienced this before, the organization and everything is amazing.
They also had a robust medical team and a place you can test your drugs.

Favorite actor Dennehy, favorite drink O'Doul's
Bears, Hawks, Socks, Bulls

How do people get lost in densely populated countries? Nigga just walk one way you’ll hit a road or town eventually

>>214515159
>Bears … Bulls
BEAR BULL BEAR BULL BULL BEAR BEAR BULL BULL BEAR BEAR BEAR BEAR BULL

>>214515118
what are you cooking?

>get to ballot box
>check the first name that isn't indian

https://youtu.be/bSxKAiWXvLM

OFFICIAL THREAD THEME!!!!!

SAAAR VOTE FOR US CONSERVATIVE SIKHS SAR WE WILL STOP THE HINDUS BY BRINGING MORE SIKHS WE ARE BRO TIER SAAAAAR WE ARE NOT JEET

I found love on a two-way street
And lost it on a lonely highway

ultra sex with the babes

I’m 6’7, my cock is 9 inches long, I make $250,000 a year, and I’m an incel

>>214515097
Urban planning, transportation, general infrastructure and the natives abiding the social contract to a T are amazing aspects indeed.

However this place is pretty browned nowadays. It's pretty common for muzzoids bumping into you on the street deliberately trying to start fights or asking you for cigarettes and getting mad at you when you say no and just putting you in a bitter mood in general when they're in your eye sight.

>>214515397
Why do brownoids around the world try to start a fight every time there’s a minor inconvenience? Do they really not value their own time and life? They’re always willing to kill or die over someone bumping into them

See me on tv and on CDs smoking Bidis in 3D doing grafitti

dutch dudes be like

>>214515442
>Jehad mentality
also
>Hormonal imbalance and low T

Remember these people spent their most formative years in gender segregated schools.

>>214515485
Daljeet rat

>>214513004
>Tim Apple
David Pakman calls Mike Lindell Mike Pillow because of that

My dad works at 4chan and he said he’ll ban anybody who’s mean to me so everybody better do what I tell them to do or I’ll tell my dad on you

>>214515397
>abiding the social contract to a T are amazing aspects indeed
Yep
>However this place is pretty browned nowadays. It's pretty common for muzzoids bumping into you on the street deliberately trying to start fights or asking you for cigarettes and getting mad at you when you say no and just putting you in a bitter mood in general when they're in your eye sight.
Yeah you see a lot of burkas and mystery meats but I've never had an issue. It's pretty sad what the politicians are doing to Europe. I hope people wake up before it's too late.

Although I met a really cute half Caribbean half Dutch girl there. I should have just stayed after my 3 weeks vacation, I really regret leaving.

>>214515397
For me, NL felt pretty soulless. I know the term soul is memed a lot, but NL just felt emotionally flat.

I don't know how else to explain it. And I did see an insane amount of muslims/arabs/north africans. One of the muslim Bolt drivers I was talking to could barely speak English or Dutch, but he had never left the Netherlands (he was fucking born there and was 25 years old).

>>214515603
>Half Caribbean half Dutch
Jesus thigh slapping Christ that bitch sounds tasty

>>214515537
SOME apple?

>>214515584
ive seen this before

These captchas are getting hilarious

Saw my house in a captcha back when captcha was street signs

>fetishes are quite depraved and disgusting
>favourite flavour of icecream is vanilla

My fetish is attractive women with vaginas (no cock or balls) and two X chromosomes with no Y chromosomes

>>214515642
>soulless
>emotionally flat
I know exactly what you mean. But I didn't even want to mention it. It's also the reason why everything's so structured and prosper. Pretty much every Dutch person has the "doe normaal" (just be normal) mindset, which kinda makes you feel like you're living in that Squidville episode from Spongebob.

>One of the muslim Bolt drivers
It's crazy you mentioned this; because I was about to get into a fight with my muslim Uber driver a week ago.

>>214515650
Yeah she got the best of both worlds. Her dad was a dutch chad and her mom was a caribbean hottie I presume. Her name was Amalia - I hope she is well.

You like the dutch girls? There are pretty tall. It's kind of hot when a girl is almost as tall as you lol.

>>214515912
sexist cis pig

black pipo mac and cheese kinda sucks baked mac always looses a bunch of cheese flavor and they have to make such a thick sauce to get it to not go everywhere in baking that its less pleasant to eat, stovetop mac boxes are easily better than your average black person who's only ever tasted white food in prison and is complaining about seasoning's food

>>214515935
They're super pretty and I find it adorable when they say stuff like "Upsie wupsie" or zoomer terms like "for real" but they're impossible to meet or get along with. They only go out with guys they know from school or friends of their friends, which I totally respect. That's exactly what I would do if there were all these desert monkeys running around.

I tried giving Bumble & Hinge a shot, no luck from those either. Only SEA women seeking for a passport and polish women who look like the Squash from Plants vs Zombies liked me.

this milf is kinda hot desu desu

I made applesauce to use up mealy apples. It's comforting

i wonder if she was a basic bitch or a dom

stomach is niggering me

do christian women who are saving it for marriage turn into sex freaks after marriage?

drinking coffee now im preparation for a supreme mega poo in the works

>>214516478
No, but they’ll be really insecure forever if you had sexual partners other than her

The Venezuelan GF

>>214516227
you should also add crushed croutons.

>>214516490
Sometime later today I expect one. Breakfast was oatmeal, a big bowl of applesauce, psyllium husk in water, and coffee

i take a shit before and after coffee time

99% of my characters in wow are night elves

>>214516565
nasty, just eat stovetop mac like a real human being not some pre yakubian concept of a man

Black pipo food all tastes the same because they just throw every spice and herb they have onto everything they cook

>>214516547
kek

>>214516615
you can add them to any kind of mac and cheese. and you should always be wary about a meal that you can prep for $2.

>>214516672
>uhm if its not expensive its not good :)
you are literally soulless, you are a golem subsisting off of slop, food is free you can grow it yourself price doesn't matter at all, you are a clay effigy before god

>>214516231
>They're super pretty and I find it adorable when they say stuff like "Upsie wupsie" or zoomer terms like "for real" but they're impossible to meet or get along with
They are adorable, I love that dutch accent when they speak english. I found them to be pretty friendly.
>They only go out with guys they know from school or friends of their friends, which I totally respect. That's exactly what I would do if there were all these desert monkeys running around.
Yeah I agree, but we made some new friends on the festivals, although yes I was lucky enough being in group and half of the people where Dutch. One of the guys and his girlfriend even visited me in Bulgaria and decided to move and live here lol, they are married now.
>I tried giving Bumble & Hinge a shot, no luck from those either. Only SEA women seeking for a passport and polish women who look like the Squash from Plants vs Zombies liked me.
I can't do that, I'm supper awkward texting strangers I can't see. I need a real time reaction and knowing the vibe.

Black pipo make chicken in their kitchen sink

i HATE mrbeast666
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Bthz73OYow8

Water balloons full of frozen piss through the windows of local businesses

>>214516591
I play humans, draenei, and high elves.

local businesses are often incredibly corrupt and terrible to their employees

Someone will give birth to the first knife eared elven freak when gene editing for fetuses exists

YOU'RE A HIGH ELF! YOU'RE LITERALLY AN ALLIANCE HIGH ELF

Love the Witcher because elves are oppressed like they should always be

Another cock obsessed European
>>214516597

>>214517122
this is what void elves look like and why I don't play them if they gave them all customization options I would consider it

goshpedo is back?

>>214517171
This guy is below average.

>>214517196
Shut the fuck up.

>>214517205
omg she's just like an elf!

>>214517163
theres a thread like that almost every day

>>214517205
That's a pimple I would try to pop.

What's it like dating pure-bred American girls?

Hello my delightful friends. May I say, you all look gorgeous today.

>>214517389
this is a khhv neet general

I think my great grandfather may have been a piece of shit, not a bad kind but a piece of shit in general

>>214517389
Redditards actually think everyone uses reddit lmao fucking whore

>>214517415
My great grandfather was a really really really bad guy, he was a communist that other tankie/ communists feared and thought he was too crazy and radical. He murdered other communists. Everyone from my family feared him.

>>214517408
How hard can it be?

What causes a person to look like this

>>214517205
Not knifeearned
I mean long pointy ears

>>214517523
reddit

>>214517397
okay now open your mouth. let me deep throat you with my gorgeous penis

>>214517501
My great grand father was just a moody bastard, not a commie, but an professor and he fucked basically every female student he could. My aunts did the genetic testing hoping he wasn't their grandfather. lmao dykes

>>214517523
Matt Walsh imagines himself the ultimate chad but I bet this faggot can barely change a light bulb on his own

If you can’t change your own oil you’re not a man

I'm on /gif/ again

Just had grilled tuna sandwiches with brioche sandwich bread from ALDI

>>214517523
Being a half-white racially ambiguous mystery meat and having extremely low testosterone and having an IQ above 100 but below 120 and gulping down a bucket of jew semen

>>214517714
So it was a hot sandy?

>>214517780
Ya like I mixed tuna with mayo and stuff a little diced shallot and a slice of cheddar and put that in the panini press

my little old granny neighbor was trying to poison me. she knocked on my door out of the blue and offered me a homemade dinner (she's persian so i think it's khoresht-e fesenjan but idk). i knew from the start that this was sus so i ate a small bite and refrigerated the rest, then proceeded to spend the next week shitting my brains out.
what the FUCK is her problem?

>>214517523
every time this guy winds up to speak, he does it as if he's about the say the most profound thing you have ever heard, but ends up saying the dumbest most boring shit ever.

>>214517714
This is why I never let a German cook for me.

I'm starting to see gossip appear in my workplace. Grim.

>>214517824
Oh so you mad it yourself, nice.

>>214517849
It’s a classic tuna melt

>>214517705
...hoo boy

>>214517705
What goes on on /gif/ I've heard there's a lot of porn.

>>214517772
hahaha very accurate!!

And now for dessert I’ll have a cheeky bag of chocolate covered pretzels

>>214517927
Yes but I always end up on the rekt thread

>>214518002
Is that indian train videos? I don't like those.

Currently snacking on some Trader Joe's dark chocolate pretzels

Sex now sex with woman now

University of Nevada
WOLF PACK

>We have an army
>We have a Hulk
Kino

>>214518041
Trader Joe‘s belongs to Aldi so we’re like besties now!!

>>214518029
I actually only like the mild rekt videos where people have fisticuffs. Jeets getting their heads smashed in by trains isn't that cool. Still hate jeet!

>>214518044
How about we start off with some kissies first

>>214518102
Well well well, how the turn tables have turned, I didn't know that

A European mother is biologically closer to a stranger than to her bi-racial half African child.

My mother is a coal burner and my half sister is mullatx

>>214518102
I bet you learned that from me
Trader Joe’s by my house let’s the employees actually sit at the counters lol

I like to watch fight videos but not the ones where they like actually try to kill someone with kicks to the head or stuff.
Just drunk retards fighting. Or like epic "karma" knockouts you know.
Yesterday I watched this video of a black guy parking in some residential street, fat white boomer approaches him and won’t leave despite the negro backing off and telling him to just leave him alone. (Idk what happened beforehand)
So the negro is like I’ll defend myself etc. if you don’t leave.
Then the video just cuts to the boomer leaning against a car in the distance and his face was absolutely fucking BUSTED like comic style bruised and swollen eyes.
Idk that was kind of funny just this contrast of a verbal argument and then it cuts to the bruised and battered guy.
Later he filmed his own car and a puddle of blood in front of it. So yeah I guess he went way overboard with his physical response.

>>214518240
Is your sister hot?

>>214518143
Is that your gf?

time to wash my bbc

>>214518300
What the hell I was going to ask that

>>214518394
She made a movie with James Gun that has a very peculiar title. I don't even want to write these words on my search.

Btw don't google how she looks now, getting old is a cruel bastard.

>>214518320
Yeah

>>214518479
Is that the same person?
Why would you post her face here?

>>214518475
She is obsessed with John Krasinsky IRL too (he played Jim on The Office). She stalked him for years on Twitter and Instagram after the show had ended, you can tell she was genuinely in love with him and yet he's married to Emily Blunt who still looks like picrel.

Poor Jenna.

Why do white people talk about BBC so much

>>214514983
She looks uncomfortable.
Would.

This is funny

>just Googled Jenna Fischer
>turns out she also has cancer

fucking ooof.

Men are superior to women.
>taller
>stronger
>bigger
>tougher
>smarter
>more robust
>faster
>funnier
>cooler
>higher visuo-spatial IQ
>higher mathematical IQ
>more creative
>more logical
>more noble
>more sharp and clear minded
>more spiritually powerful

>>214518653
lol I love when people post indian memes they are always a good time

makes redditjeet get very upset thobeit.

>>214518692
Women are beautiful, whimsical and intuitive

>>214518692
i posses only 1 of those

>>214518590
>She stalked him for years on Twitter and Instagram after the show had ended
Is that true?
Did you see the name of the James Gun movie with her and the poster?

>>214518769
was he the director?

I took a shit, and now I feel better.

>>214518613
Just making conversation

>>214518613
>white people
Jews aren't white.

>>214518793
I think he was the director and starred in it. It was made in 2004

>>214518884
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0316187

2006 was the last normal year. 2007 was the beginning of clown world.

Would you be ok with your wife doing sex scenes or make out scenes if she were an actress?
What if it was for a huge opportunity and she was going to make a lot of money from it

prefer cute mexi boys tbqh

>>214518934
Yeah if she lets me kiss her sister on the lips.

Why do people say 115 iq is midwit, that's way above average even in the smartest countries

>>214519010
T. 115 iq midwit

>>214519010
mine is in the 80s

>>214518934
>Would you be ok with your wife doing sex scenes or make out scenes if she were an actress?
Under no conditions.
>What if it was for a huge opportunity and she was going to make a lot of money from it
Irrelevant. Values are more valuable than money. You can't spend values to get something better.
Now go away, cuck.

>>214519010
I have an above average IQ and was put in gifted classes in school but I am dumb as fuck, I just "get" things faster than others but i think that's useless

>>214519010
Because those are the most controllable and gullible people.

>>214519010
Midwit is a certain type of person with intelligence that is above average but not that far above average, and is an extremely unimaginative and boring person who can't think outside the box and believes whatever he is told by the establishment. Basically the midwit is the perfect drone of globohomo.

My iq is like 92, there's a reason I can function normally

>didn't go to the gym
>didn't go for a walk
Looks like I'm fatmaxxing

>>214518590
Do yuo think she got a booby job

Got a HOA notice

>>214519177
they naturally grow once women have kids

>>214519019
Yep

>>214519096
I think around 100 what you're describing.
A lot of "reddit midwit" types are probably around 115 thoughever

>>214519287
No. Midwits are the ones who are slightly above average. You're too stupid to understand what words mean.

At the library rn

>>214519451
watcha doing there?

>>214519467
Volunteering

there is nothing wrong with being a good wagie drone and then coming home and consuming vast amounts of weed every night

>>214519497
nice

How realistic would it be to plan a cum frotting sesh meetup in 2026?

>>214519505
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o85ki7ivw34

>>214519533
Did you goon and not save it for your gf? Are you weak like that?

>>214519533
>meetup
like half the leafs that show up will be jeets and about 2/3 of US flags will be lantix
it wont go the way you think german bro

>>214519626
Yeah I gooned yesterday and now the GF is at her drawing classes until 9pm so I was thinking about squeezing another nut out real quick

>>214519686
Ching ling

I want to suck on some calves

N

>>214519686
Smh
Not good. I used to save it as long as I could, it was like a game I played with myself, I still do that although I'm single now. The payoff is tremendous.

>>214519757
o

>>214519533
I think that is when the world cup is being hosted by the 3 cumtries so it's probably the best time to do it

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