Imagine having a girlfriend but every morning you have a model with huge tits and ass in the shower naked saying good morning. That's what it's like being being bisexual with a gf and having to use the communal showers at the gym

>>23167741
he's tryna get that bbl

>>60813363
Hmmm... go on...

just ate some spicy dill cheetos

>>718405280
If anything, all this shit would've happened even earlier. Maybe even all at once.

>>716269343
I did not know there were people already listing their pronouns in 2010.

Why do black women have such big butts?

It's insane.

I just poopied my panties. How does that make you feel, stinkies?

>>212910676
>his wife bf (american)

>>149794853
KWABinero doesn't have a chance

I'm going on vacation to Istanbul, what are the chances of me being raped as a man if I get blackout drunk and pass out on the street

Der Männerüberschuss in Deutschland ist kein Problem weil ihr ganzen kleinschwanzlooser (klein geschrieben aus mangelndem respekt (klein geschrieben aus mangelndem respekt)) euch ja eh in euren Kinderzimmern (versteckt und somit ein Gleichgewicht herrscht

>>60557420
>>60557641
Unc here. I loved the jew daycare also, made me kek
Im making my coffee right now while my kid goes apeshit in the living room/kitchen

maybe women need to try a little harder to compete with porn

>>211959802
well then

>>507961458
probably a weapon of some kind

KVNO
KVNO
KVNO
HOLY

>>211756091
fine, I'll collect the flags
still not a big fan of australian subdivisions

what?

>>211680428
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4GBCKR0i_U