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>>212192660Slug edition
Like that guy who became a vegetable after eating a piece of dog shit
>>212194513Link? I canโt find anything
Choosing this one because I choose not to acknowledge or validate homosexuality.
ALL I WANNA DO IS *GUNSHOT GUNSHOT GUNSHOT*
*HAMMER COCK* *CASH REGISTER KACHING*
AND TAKE YOUR MONEY
Found a picture of the gay leaf in the other thread
>>212194428Nothing makes my white gringo penis arise faster than latinas
I want to squirt my gringo ejaculate deep up their savage indio vaginas. I want go full Hernan Cortez mode on them. I want to juntar my peniso encima de their pussies. I would become Catholic and deal cocaine just to get a brief taste
But latinas hate white boys like me
Or something
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
i wish a cumbro would be a hero and buy me a game from the steam sale
>>212194561I wish I was backpacking through Europe right now
>>212194552Faggots and jeets both like shit, so i imagine there's a lot of crossover
>>212194569whats stopping you
about to rip a fat bowl of WEED lol
>>212194561have you tried not being a broke bitch?
>>212194561i would hate to see you banned for begging again :/
>>212194571>jeet faggotImagine the smell moment
>>212194523>>212194525Never mind, I was thinking of this video and the rumor that this guy went blind
https://files.catbox.moe/pghnir.mp4
>>212194601I asked for beer money like a month ago AS A JOKE and one of you fuckwads reported me to the janny
>>212194601that was you who got me banned last time? lol
Decided to check out Steam summer sale, and I haven't heard of most of the games
Jesus I'm out of touch
>>212194611that wasn't me
>>212194612that was me
I want a muscular athletic guy to grab me around my waist and kiss me hard.
just learned about gain of function research and that brazil will have a bsl 4 lab by talking with chat gpt about zombies
>>212194629if you got hit by a train tomorrow you would deserve it
>>212194620Hope you're right, but these last two weeks say otherwise.
Trashy Tattooed nurse? Who'd fall for that?
update on the weed: i smoked it
epic based.
>>212194643i won't get hit by a train because i don't walk on train tracks and i won't get banned because i don't beg for steam games
How refined is /cum/? Post the last classical piece of music you listened to and prove you're not a pleb
https://youtu.be/beSRqPZk8K4
>>212194659it was a joke but you obviously got butthurt about it like a fag
>>212194656I think Iโm gonna smoke some weed too. And have a beer.
>>212194659>schizojeet>doesnโt walk by the tracksX to doubt
apparently it's now "racist" to want to deport at least 1 million non-whites every single month.
when does it end?
>>212194664https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE0wfjsybIQ
should i brush my teeth i dont feel like it i already flossed and used mouthwash
>>212194681I wasn't aware every non-white was an illegal immigrant. Kind of racist of you to equate citizenship with whiteness, what the hecking heck
>>212194664https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5PWBEatqAQ
>>212194681A million is a lot, lower it to a thousand maybe
>>212194737yeah, because the founding fathers definitely wanted to see this union of countries (each state is its own country) taken over by mexicans and irishmen.
pick up the pace this thread is dying why are you faggots so antisocial?
Let's talk about racism in comics and comic films
most of them are legal citizens, they're deporting the fresh off the boat ones who just arrived to work on their legal citizen cousins chop shop, it's not happening further more eventually people will stop caring again and trump wont be in office and they will still be there importing more of their cousins as long as america isn't a shit hole like mexico
Australia is completely fucked
>go to brisbane cbd (George, Ann, Margaret, Elizabeth, Adelaide Street)
>homeless and drug addicts walking around everywhere, many screaming at women walking by
>go to sydney cbd (York, Sussex, Pitt, Bourke, Brougham Street)
>homeless and drug addicts walking around everywhere, many screaming at women walking by
>go to melbourne cbd (Lonsdale, Bourke, Collins, Flinders Lane)
>homeless and drug addicts walking around everywhere, many screaming at women walking by
>most all homeless or addicts I see are white, tattoos, piercings, drug problems
>whites, who won't work for slave wages, who know there ARE work protection laws, are not hired. pushing them to the bottom of society. THAT is where they destroy themselves FOR the government with drug abuse etc
>chinese and indians buying up land/businesses and homes, while we keep importing them over by the boatload, replacing the anglo-saxon stock
>ethnic conflict between chinese and indians
>indians are quickly displacing chinese as the dominant group
>country towns are full of Indians
>they mostly form ethnic enclaves all the while importing their conflicts (see Hindus vs khalistaniโs)
>blatant difference in academic integrity with the Indian international students. And because they made the unis so much money, professors were powerless to punish or fail them
>Punjabis are running from crime and bringing that attitude here
>Indians in Australia hate Whites
https://x.com/clowndownunder/status/1938108471549059398
Canadian bros.. good luck
someone answer my damn question its very important
>>212194732
>>212194732Yes, you should
>>212194767The founders were just retarded bourgeoisie merchants, basically proto jews
Who cares what they thought
i'm not racist but i hope every hindu and sikh person dies
>>212194855Imagine how shitty your life will be when you're older if your teeth constantly hurt
>>212194853i was too nervous to fuck until i was 25
momberg hasnt made momslop in almost 2 weeks
i've had to survive on my own
>>212194819Why is every single anglo country like this?
It's astonishing how the UN just sits passively by while the USA enacts a genocide upon trans (especially trans BIPOC) bodies, oneworse than the one perpetuated by Nazis
>>212194874how do you know my name
i feel more engagement and fulfillment with online discussions/communities than I do with people irl
>>212194864thats for my old self to figure out
i have no idea how life will be like without my mom but i will find out someday, reckon i will go hungry a lot
>>212194867I'm 25 and still too nervous to fuck. it's over for me
By the way Iโm fuckin gay actually
>>212194681Political correctness gone mad
I think I may have risen above the temptations of the flesh
>>212194900I got two old school solutions for you:
1 - Drink
2 - Have an emotional bond with the person before you fuck.
>>212194767Sorry not sorry anglos
>>212194922I still haven't
>6'2
>put incredibly normie things as "interests"
>cant even get 1 match from the billion pajeetas and asian girls in my city
never let women convince you looks dont matter, its a lie
>>212194919Do you not want to?
Being gay is just having good taste. Guys ARE hotter than girls.
>>212194955women have better feet and better looking bodies than men
>>212194955you'll grow out of it
jerked off to trans girls again....
damn...
>>212194664https://youtu.be/WNJgi2yfwRE
When did Brian move to Canada?
>>212194923I only drink alone
>Have an emotional bond with the person before you fuck.I don't have bonds with people. it's not something i do
you can't reason with women because they're only interested in how much shit they can give you before you rape them. you can't reason with western governments because they're only interested in how bad they can ruin their countries before someone stops them.
>>212194970when the orange dictator outlawed necromancy
>>212194972https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E9ydw_aDMg
>>212194897Maybe getting into femdom is a smart play for a Pajeeta. Sheโd have to be with a guy whoโs into being humiliated and grossed out anyway
>>212194972>I don't have bonds with people. it's not something i doYou're missing out.
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=ASEK1UPX1VU&si=aTPN8RbFvicQkLZi
I'm 42 and dont even know what pussy smells like
it hasnt rained here in 3 months
>>212195008It's like fish I think
>>212194996I don't like being near people. I don't enjoy being seen, noticed, or acknowledged in any way shape or form
>>212195008Might as well see a prostitute just to know what a woman feels like at that point
Unless you don't care, which is admirable as well
>>212195020Are you a little magic elf
>>212195008>It was this blind man, right?>He was feelin' his way down the street with a stick, right? >He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin'?>He stopped, he took a deep breath, he said>"Wooooo good morning ladies"
im going to sleep i wish i could say good night but you guys are so rude and evil i simply cant
>>212195012It was like that here until now
>>212195039Sweet dreams anon <3
>>212195039I don't think I'm rude and evil
Sleep well.
>>212195039Good night don't let the bed bugs bite you dumb nigger-faggot-kike
nukes can be as small as backpack on your back, the threat of a nuke being sneaked in and exploded right in the middle of a city with no warning is very real
>>212195051Source: your bootyhole
>>212195051i know that because i played tom clancy's splinter cell
>>212195081Harambe is ancient history
Uh oh I'm having a panic attack about the passing of time again
>>212195060Itโs real albeit
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suitcase_nuclear_device
>>212195094I hope you feel better soon.
my doctors dismissed my afib as panic attacks
fucking hate 'em
>>212195060even if they weren't (they are) they could be sneaked in inside other things, on trucks and vans and much larger nukes can be sneaked in that way
I dont know what mutual affection feels like and I suspect I never will
One of the most underrated aspects of being a man instead of a woman is the ability to scratch an itch with your facial stubble like sandpaper
I have a nuke in my pants.
There's a newborn spider crawling on my shirt
>>212195171It could be a full grown male, they are often tiny
>>212195178I'm not complaining about it
open borders. eat the rich. fuck police.
Gay niggas are sneaking rectal nuclear devices into the country
y'all some onomatopoeia ass niggas
naw i'm sayin?
>>212195191Open Borders for Israel!
guys will live like this and just think "hell yah"
>>212194644>2 weeksFuck you zoomers are such massive pussies. I'll be 42 in August and have suffered most of my life. What a bitch you are.
>>212195219isn't it crazy every territorial animal have borders like this, in that image alone there's probably like 5 or 6 more wolf packs not being showed and that goes on for ever until there's no food around that area, could have a map of the us with millions of little wolf countries in it
forgot to do my duolingo today
The guy who said โfuck 12โ reminded me of this pre-covid classic
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gxIEt3KEohkdwgtj
>>212195253as long as there are no tweakers or trashy neighbors who step on the gas of their 300k mile camaro at 3am to prove how badass and wealthy and superior they are, then yeah, hell yeah
>>212194853in the "I am looking for", write "a woman with 0 sense of directions." Bitches love this.
t. knower
>>212194923Based advice. I usually drink but I am building working with one on the emotional bond thingy. First women around whom I am happy and chill without beers
>>212195355Doesn't Duolingo like criminally harass you if you miss smth?
>>212195422you can turn off notifications
>>212195432We are having a first world discussion, you stupid beaner
they want me to kill myself so bad but they fucked up and gave me access to biskoff cookies
People always talk about how in the past people got married young and it was easier and the quality of women was better ect but don't forget that even back then only about 40% of men reproduced, and if you were an incel
>>212195486hmmmmmm
a jeet literally told me today that he loves those too
>>212195497>only about 40% of men reproducedyou stole my stats from earlier today didnt you?!!! you didnt even give me any credit
>>212195497Sorry I accidentally pushed send. And if you were an incel beta loser you literally went your entire life without even seeing pussy or sex. You couldn't even watch other people do it. And even if you did get married your wife was probably kinda ugly.
So anyways maybe watching porn and masturbating your whole life isn't that bad
>>212195276The wolf packs should federate and take over
>>212195501everyone loves them... stop trying to make me not love them...
https://youtu.be/S4qMMzTXIrg
gn
guys you aren't gonna believe this... but my bussy just shot off of my body like a rocket and killed donald trump. check the news
>>212195497Around 20โ25% of men aged 40โ49 report no children today
>>212195501bhenchod cookies
did you know that in the past some shit happened that proves me right today isn't that weird
>>212195643Proves me right about what? I was just trying to help fellow incels cope.
Sometimes I scratch my ass and take a sniff, as a lil treat.
thinking of smurfing on duolingo
Furio, Furio. If ever there was a guy in need of a fuckin nickname.
imagine a world were every man is a rich CEO and every woman is an asian babe and men are out numbered 100 to 1
>>212195798male feminists would still claim that 40% of men were supposed to die without breeding
finished studying. gonna drink 2 beers and call it a night
>>212195853Sounds nice, enjoy
>>2121958532? hope your 0 key is broken
>>212195861I have a 6 pack but its 330am. So, gonna chug two real quick
Now I will present the primordial truth:
There are bad videogames where you can drop items
There are bad videogames where you can throw items
But there are no bad videogames where you can do both
on the budlight again, stay hydrated
>>212195907*dies from cringe*
the time has come. jeetslime im going to attack you. im bringing my sword
>>212195900runescape sucks bud fuck off
>>212196096You can throw things in Skyrim?
>>212196134do you mean there's an actual mechanic for throwing or that you can pick things up and swing them
raccoons are cute but they are some nasty motherfuckers
>>212196165I don't know man get off my dick!
>>212196218This is as I suspected. Doesn't count
>>212196275He threw the cheese though
>>212196289>>212196300It's not a mechanic and so it doesn't count, but Skyrim is a good game anyways
>>212196218>>212196300https://youtu.be/s492PMdIaJs
bf is wearing my shirt after we got out of bed, its very cute
>>212196384Sounds like circus music.
NOTHING EVER FUCKING WORKS
NONE OF THIS TECHNOLOGY WORKS
I FUCKING HATE IT ALL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>212196366https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GM-e46xdcUo
https://youtu.be/19nAU5m39tI?si=rIUAbrN5hHHEy74v
What's wrong with me bros
Just shipped Malaponte to a Salvadorean gulag on the big man's orders
>>212196523>>212196546I just can't stop smoking weed
tried playing skyrim once and after hours of walking I got bored
I think I am asexual. I am not interested in sex with a woman, but I am serial coomer. I really like to sweat it out ngl
>>212196553why? I personally like beers but I've cut down so much coz it messes with my gainz
>>212196572You're supposed to install mods so your character has masive tits
>>212196585You can't be asexual and be a coomer at the same time.
Somebodyโs watching me itโs my anxiety oooh
https://youtu.be/UA7NrhBP_iE?si=KHKTRzmUiTX0m4IX
Story time.
>>212196632ikr. that's what I was thinking. i've had plenty of opportunities for sex lately, but I just dont pursue them coz its too much work. Idk what's wrong with me
>>212196592yeah it was on console too, guess I missed out on the sexy mods
Put a fucking bullet on my head
>>212196666That's not really unique, that's how porn works
Cant wait until the September-December stretch best time of year and it isnt even close
>>212196666Fear of rejection or intimacy? Also nice quads Satan.
>extreme porn addict: Iโm asexual
lol
can't complete my assignment due to a technical problem, stuck on chat support with indians who keep leaving the chat because they're too stupid to solve it
>>212196730i am that and say that
>>212196687how does porn work?
also, why would I want to ask as a clown in front of these bitches, buy them food, just so for a sniff of her smelly pussy? you think its worth it? the girl I'm talking to carries the whole conversation, texts me everyday, and she even paid for my ticket to this park. I think I like her (but he has a lot of red flags ngl). I feel like I should've been an incel
Reading a book.
>>212196710Late August to mid October for me. FUCK winter. Summer reigns supreme.
>>212196736Reminds me of the time I used a "homework help" website to cheat on my final exams. I payed like 300 dollars for the guy to give me wrong answers for 5 minutes while his kids cried in the background
>>212196711I have no fear of rejection. I went out on like 7-8 dates in a span of two months when I using apps. I might have avoidance personality, but I dont think that its tbf. I was taking out this girl and this I stopped sending her messages first and havent received her text in a week now. I posted a story on insta tho flexing my biceps and she liked that. idk what she wants
>>212196730>extreme porn addicti dont watch porn. i just jack off raw. helps relieve stress
> Iโm asexuali really think so
>>212196745It reduces your drive to have sex or talk to girls because it's easier to just jerk off to porn
>>212196796you really expect people to believe you jerk off multiple times a day and never look at porn
>>212196800> i dont watch porn. i just jack off raw
maybe women need to try a little harder to compete with porn
>>212196816yes its been a month. i keep getting boners that why i jerk off
>>212196796If you're sexually attracted to women you are by definition not asexual. It's like being a teetotaler who drinks beer.
>>212196833ikr, pussy's value is grossly inflated these days. If I say this, they call me a porn addict here -_-
>>212196851am I just a lazy retarded nigger?
I don't want to talk to this canadian anymore hes annoying
*goons during the sleepover*
>>212196899sorry, as you can see I am just a retarded nigger
krupa
md5: ac239ea9a07ae020a7bcf1a5824a999a
๐
For me it's Gene Krupa.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyAUKU_ImNg
>>212196936You know the rule.
>>212196946>>212196955shut up gross incel this is why women dont post here
>>212196967Good! /cum/ is a cooties free zone.
i have kinda started liking this girl anons. she has many flaws. she acts like a bitch to several guys ik, but she's pretty cute like a 7 I'd say. i make pretty decent money and jacked but a 5'10 manlet. We had similar childhood so she understands me quite a bit. Also, she's extroverted so she drags me everywhere which I like. what to do?
>>212196936*cums on your back while you're waiting for the bus then slinks away into a nearby alley*
>>212197012get out my country indian
>>212197006retard if true
she loves her mom and is scared of her dad, both of which I think are good things. she's a bit materialistic tho, but i am very ambitious and make enough ig. i really liked this other girl that I met on apps but she didnt feel the """connection""" what to do? i dont want to really get attached to her and then get my heart broken
>>212196967Mentioning that you're a woman violates the social contract of 4chan. The idea that there are no women here is a philosophical one more than a reality, rooted in the appreciation of an anonymous community where every post is taken purely for what it is and no special attention is given to anyone without the merit of their posts quality. Tits or GTFO is the only proper response to someone claiming to be a woman because it forces the attention seeking anon to either immediately earn their attention for the reason they're receiving it, or return to being anonymous
also, her family is pretty successful. like most people in her family are diplomats.
>>212197039wdym?
>>212197080why would you go for a girl who acts like a bitch
my family is just full of retards. i am the most successful person in my family at least in terms of career.
https://youtu.be/szfkyHJc23Q?si=PenileInsecurity
thread stinky, time for bed
gn
>>212197098what do you do for a living?
>>212197098what is your "career"
>>212197094ohhh i forgot to mention she has never acted me to me, not even once or I would've dropped her then and there. she's always been very nice to me and does things for me like picking up stuff for me, or other small chores. She had me meet her mom too recently and her mom loved me.
>>212197109Get killed normie
>>212197080The guayana girl?
>>212197112https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tslvv_PkWM
>>212197128ok but if she acts like a bitch to other people eventually you'll be the next person she acts like a bitch towards
a decent girl or guy for that matter should be pleasant to everyone
but it sounds like you like her and things are going well so knock her up itll go great
shes probably not love bombing you and the honeymoon period will last forever
>>212197125>>212197122big tech code monkey. think of the ones that pay ridiculous salary. my mom and brother are min wage and my dad does some crappy desk job at bank
https://x.com/DevShinobu/status/1888231040952439160
Thoughts?
https://youtu.be/_DyAvq7LE6A?si=Tabernac
Is this based or cringe?
too many links i aint clicking that
>>212197148no?! i was talking to a guyana girl who's hot, but it never reached anywhere
>>212197206> you'll be the next person she acts like a bitch towardsthat's what I'm scared of to be very honest with you. she's def not love bombing me and neither am I.
> a decent girl or guy for that matter should be pleasant to everyoneI am actually a pretty decent guy ngl, but I am introverted thanks to my job. So, I don't get to meet very many women. I tried apps, but only met shitty women. Met one wholesome one, but she had a bunch of trauma (no dad in life, grew up poor (still is), needed to take care of her mom, etc.)
>>212197214A game for pedophiles
>>212197220>Quebec Closed 3 seconds in. Cringe
>>212197286The world is a sick place if everything cute and innocent is associated with sex with children
>>212197220I wish they would fucking leave already.
the guyanese girl actually liked my insta story recently and I was thinking of asking her out again, but didnt since i started talking to this other girl. I should ask her out, she is pretty hot. Although I doubt her personality will be any different than the one I'm talking to. Pretty girls that know they are pretty are all the same.
the only people I know of who like the french are black
guilt and shame are the defining themes of my entire life
*drops my big heavy fucking balls on the table*
check-mate
>>212197346guilt from what and shame for what?
If I was less a coward I would wear yellow pants and piss in them. Walk around piss so wet.
also i turned 28 this year so not getting any younger
>leaf hours
>thread is kino
funny how that happens
I really wish I had a good childhood. I look at this girl and her mom and get jealous of them. She has always been privileged while I was selling plasma to buy groceries and cutting my own hair few years ago
>>212197407i am 28 tho
Shall be making pidser later today
>>212197365I donโt know. Lots of stuff. Stuff I donโt tell anybody.
I was born after 911 so forgive me but why didnt they stop the airplanes from crashing into those buildings
it would have saved hundreds of lives
>>212197500kek thatโs good
>>212197445then you'll be young again next year
>>212197427It's not.
>>212197500Intelligence failure o algo
i have actually sacrificed so much in life to be where I am. i spent all my early and mid 20s just working. i am the perfect golem for the capitalistic jews. at least I dont have to think before buying anything
>>212197528Lucky you, some of us are losers AND poor.
My mom called me a few days ago and she wanted me to buy her a laptop, iphone 17, and some expensive gook moisturizers that hide wrinkles. I dont think I'll buy her anything. She also asked me to send her some money.
>>212197495I am not anybody so you can tell me
Caramel Anthony parents blew all the gofundme money on cars and a house and now they be axin for another million
>>212197561I have always thought of myself as a loser. always. i am not poor anymore.
> Lucky youI spent my entire 20s working. I am the unluckiest mf alive.
>>212197574buy it for her
>>212197489Awesome! What are you gonna put on it?
>>212197500https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_oFrxlYNMM
>>212197619why? I paid my brothers tuition who doesnt even pick up my calls. I bought my dad a car and some other shit and he never missed an opportunity to make fun of me. I bought my mom her previous iphone, a tablet, and other electronic shit. She calls me every now and then, but its very draining. She is very manipulative. I used to be a nicer person, but not anymore tbf. Too old for that now
>>212197683she deserves a reward for raising such a good boy
>>212197683Can you buy me a business class ticket to Japan
two knuckles deep is where I begin
>>212197672One margarita and the other one prosciutto. Trying out a new dough recipe so I'm keeping it simple.
>>212197574>I am not anybody so you can tell meGetting molested, being a weakling as a child, having a very lonely childhood, being unsuccessful with women, losing control of my life, failing in my career, falling into depression and anxiety, abusing booze and weed. Iโm ashamed of it all, baby! I want to break myself out of this. I canโt live like this. I donโt want to be some pathetic defeated man, itโs embarrassing.
Thanks for inviting me to ramble, anon. Have a good night.
>>212197723Como va Manolito.
There's a bunch of human shit in my closet?
>>212197775good (bad) justin and you ?
>>212197705>she deserves a reward for raising such a good boythat I can agree too an extent but I grew up watching my dad beat me and my brother up, shout at us from the top of his lungs after drinking everyday, and watching my mom cry herself to sleep. That'll mature any kid in a week
>>212197721no
>>212197741Yeah nice. Simple is usually the way to go I think.
>>212197768>being a weakling as a child, having a very lonely childhood, being unsuccessful with women, losing control of my life, failing in my career, falling into depression and anxiety, abusing booze and weed.I have experienced all of this except ailing in my career and getting molested (i was beaten up a fair bit as a kid tho) yet I am fairly successful traditioanlly speaking. it'll take some work but getting your life back on track isnt as hard as it seems. just take one step at a time. easier said than done, but there's no other way tbf
>>212197790De mal en peor. No se cuando acabara el diluvio the jeets.
was planning to drink 2 beers, on my 4th now
>>212197889they are literally better than what europe is getting anyway, indians at least have school degrees of something
>>212197921Los jeets que han venido los รบltimos aรฑos son unos analfabetos mongรณlicos. Los รบnicos trabajos que hacen son uber y manosear las donas en Tim Hortons.
>>212197866Thanks anon, I think youโre right
>>212198046i don't get it, how the fuck are they getting in without some sort of work visas?
>>212198059good luck with everything and lmk if you need any help. i usually check this general in evenings or on weekends
>>212198098La mayorรญa son estudiantes. El problema es que las universidades son truchas y el รบnico objetivo es traer hindรบs al Canada.