Thread 214519486

disco dave edition

Oswald Mosley, presente!

William Joyce, presente!

Enoch Powell, presente!

John Tyndall, presente!

Jonathan Bowden, presente!

Those who fell for Britain, PRESENTE!

fuck /brit/

Find it very unsettling how eager Terrone is to engage Heathernonce in his Nazi LARPing

Please imagine - getting a skinny girlfriend and feeding her just a little bit
Not till she's fat, just a little tummy

greeks aren't qualified to make fun of the mentally retarded

>>214519588
Why are you writing like a spacker Nazilad

ok this is based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WBWtam27j8

>>214519630
would rather get her pregnant

Interesting..

st george was palestinian

If you’re not voting for Reform next election then you’re frankly voting against your own interests

>>214519630
love tummies
i will kiss them

>>214519555
How you eating this horses meat heh heh
*Grabs my crotch suggestively*

>>214519625
wasn't going to say anything as they can't help it

>>214519670
less than 6 millions
next time might be the one

Autumn is FAST approaching… you know what that means. Time to dress up a little smarter. Time to layer your clothes. It’s time to put a little effort in. Shirts. Trousers. Nice shoes. No more polyester and synthetic cheap clothing. Only natural, long lasting materials. Wool. Cotton. Linen. Clothes made in the UK, Europe at a push. Yes, they’re more expensive but they’re better quality and last longer. Quality is the key. If your clothing looks robust then you’ll feel and look more confident and respectable and this echoes through every aspect of your life. Time to get a move on. Time to gain a clue.

>>214519694
*refers you to trading standards for misrepresentation*

stonks and shayres

>>214519684
I’ll be there ready to give you your fell for it again award when they do fuck all

as always, let's give it a go

alri

>>214519688
Can't quite put my finger on it but there is something wrong with her face and head.
Too big perhaps? Hmm

doing a gay porn dance

>>214519684
I'm voting for Restore Britain

>>214519688
dumb bitch

>>214519729
they will be the official opposition not in power

head hurts all the time now

>>214519688
This bitch is ugly

>>214519729
>le above it all and given up man
get fucked

bring back hypebeast fashion

>>214519684
i'm voting green

>>214519461
>Hopper

>>214519710
Every fine gent should be aspiring to look like this, NOT some SLOB in trackie bottoms. Yes, the boots are £800 but they'll last a lifetime. That is the key... QUALITY comes at no expense.

So the right wing hierarchy in Britain is basically

Reform UK < Advance UK < Restore Britain < Homeland < Patriotic Alternative

Yeah?

>>214519752
why when they have absolutely no chance of winning anything. Reform is the logical choice for you

St George isn't even real mate
There's no such thing as dragons
He didn't reclaim Silverlight
You didn't attend his 99 fishing party
grow up and stop believing fairy tales

>>214519794
Bet you thought Trump would “save the white race”

>>214519785
looks like you have bad head syndrome
I prescribe you a trepanning
NEXT

>>214519715
Alright lads due to trading standards action I have now had to rename my cock "Aberdeen schlongus" but I can assure you that it is every bit as tasty as it always has been

So why aren't we banned yet? We were supposed to be banned back in June. Why hasn't that happened?

There won't be an election in 2029.

Like Romania, the liberal oligarchy will ban elections.

There will also be a Digital ID + Social Credit system unless there's a nationalist rebellion

>>214519805
alri Abdul

>>214519811
Blud climbed out of 2010 with that shit outfit

>>214519688
>love tummies
innit

>>214519855
can you still access the wank sites?

>>214519855
pay no mind lad
pay no mind

had enough

>>214519584
you get circumcised for the muslamics HAHAHA

>>214519855
mousey made a few calls

>>214519486 (OP)
spastic in chief on his star trek baby walker

middle class;
m&s
waterstones
pret

what are the working class alternatives? what are some other shops with clear class markets?

>>214519811
once again, is he wearing a scarf wrapped around the top of his head like a babushka?

>>214519900
oh remember the enemy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPTBu9hD57U

going to a party tomorrow

rural job

with the gf ofc

i'll likely drive us over with my land rover

>>214519913
seen this post before

>>214519913
morrisons
cex
greggs

>>214519913
farm foods.

>>214519916
its called fashion rorke

>>214519913
asda
greggs
no equivalent to waterstones because they can’t read

>>214519827
Reform are 1980s tory grifters

/brit/ supermarket rankings

>tarq tier
m&s
waitrose

>deano tier
tesco
sainsburys

>leftypol tier
co op
wholefoods

>rorke tier
asda
morrisons

>wog tier
lidl
aldi

day time /brit/ is gay as hell

Still not sure if I paid my car insurance, crikey as they say in the UK

>>214519916
Maybe he wants to conceal his identity because he murdered someone on that train before

>>214519991
u are gay as hell

lil nigga shut up;

>>214519938
No drinking for you then lad aha

What's the matter, Heatherchad?

You've barely posted your pure satire...

>>214519989
this makes no sense

>>214519749
she's dressed up as some anime bint i think
>>214519913
iceland is working class
mad how netto used to get made fun of for being a povvo shop even by working class kids. was very surprised to see that it still exists in Germany

>>214519989
wouldn't say co op is any tier its basically just there no matter where you go

>>214520019
man fuck you

>>214519748
howl everytime this mong is posted

>>214520020
I'll be sorting some kind of arrangement so I can get suitably fucked up at the function.

>>214519989
im a deano

>>214519989
wogs shop at their own ethnic shops

>>214519877
what was she doing?

>>214520047
Coop is fucking extortionate, they have some quality shite but really not worth it

>>214519916
he's hiding his face because he killed a coon on the train before

catberg has started with her bullshit again

>>214519684
Reform aren't right wing enough

>>214520090
a little dance i think

ya ma shops at netto

in the bath x

>>214519989
>wog tier
tesco
sainsburys
asda
morrisons
lidl
aldi

>>214520146
probably in heat
little slut wants it

>>214519748
zesty

>>214520151
you need to vote tactically

Been here for years and still don't know who heathermong is

get the green belts flattened
get the blocks of flats built on it
get the biomass housed there
get the taxes used to give them benefits
get the sewage pumped into the rivers and oceans
get the white british mocked for any concerns
get the white british demoralised
simple as

my ancestor :)

That’s what you get for painting English flags around here

>>214520151
We need some kind of solution to this problem...
A final solution one might say

>>214520123
The new Tory party

>>214520123
yeah reform aren't going to do shit when they let people like this in

Do y'all guys like Sabrina Carpenter's pussy?

>>214520163
poke your knob through the bubbles x

I can't live without you like nutrition

reading a manga

>>214519748
nigga looks like a second class stamp

>>214520200
B A S E D
A
S
E
D

>>214520227
mallardmong is regal, majestic

>>214520212
no she looks like a garden gnome

>>214520200
stick a fork in rorke 'cos he is DONE

>>214520212
im yet to see it

youre gnna have to see kier starmer as pm until 2029

>>214520227
looks like this lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LehcJeNbFBw

Don't know about you lads but I think digital ID is the way forward

>>214520179
*shows up to vote, tactically*

>>214520123
reform will not deport anyone

>>214520154
around here if someone starts acting like that we give them anti worm meds because we believe their tapeworms are acting up

>>214520123
Controlled Opposition

>>214520281
i expect incompetent Liebour will be embroiled in a scandal that will trigger a GE long before then

Genuinely abhorrent people making fun of Mallardlad. Who wouldn't fall in love with THIS

>>214520212
Hate how the media be pushing her shite pop music and playing it constantly on radio when it's just more generic slop.
Same with chapel road apart from she actually had a couple okay songs I guess, rest are shite though

my mum is scared of ketchup

squinting a lot because my eyebollocks are tired from looking at screens all day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igILhbNWvlk

Listening to this ad nauseam

I can’t liiiive if living is without poo

>>214520199
So that the beauty of the White Aryan woman shall not perish from this earth.

want to live in a quiet area around people of my own race

>>214519748
gagging for a bradley edit

From the river to the sea! Palestine will never be free!

>Nadine Dorries sensationally defects to Nigel Farage's Reform party and declares: 'The Tory Party is dead'
Another thing I will ask Diego about tomorrow!

>>214520375
well thats just racist and not allowed.

>>214520342
It's a nice looking train.
Big, blue, powerful. Just like my cock

>>214520391
Christ how is it that Friday is the highlight of my week simply because Diego will be posting

>>214520367
stellar post

>>214520414
ktim

can we stop pretending diego is anything other than a bitter little twerp please

>>214520414
cos you're a pathetic cunt with no life

haha it fucking looms for toilmongs

>diego

who?

>>214520361
bit gay good song though

>>214520414
fucking hell mate i think only spaki is a sadder cunt than you. obtain a clue asap

>>214520438
got this on NOW
funny animals

The Bible was written long ago.
Some parts were in Hebrew.
Some parts were in Greek.

But in Europe, the Church used a Latin Bible.
Most people did not know how to read Latin.

So they asked their priests to read it for them.
And the boss of all priests was the Pope in Rome.
His name is Pope Leo the Tenth. Hi Leo!

—
Wittenberg, Germany, 1517

This is Martin Luther.
He is a theologian. (That means he studies the Bible.)

Martin reads the Bible carefully.
He finds things that don’t match what the Pope says.
Uh oh.

Martin makes a list.
It is a very long list.
Ninety-five things long!

He nails them to the church door.
Clunk! Clunk! Clunk!
Uh oh, Martin. That is not good for the door.

Every tory grifter jumping on the Reform train means nothing will change.

They are still on board with the Kalergi Plan. They are capitalist liberals.

I don't like how he pretends to have me filtered still

>>214520449
What? What's fucking gay about it? Speak up.

my favourite part of diego day is seeing him post "most x atheist" a million times

>>214520489
Post your eye and hair colour

>>214520481
I remember when he had his tripcode banned for posting cp. horrible person

>>214520489
Post your eye and hair colour

pink sky at night
public masturbator's delight

>>214520507
just a bit gay to listen to soppy self-indulgent music like that on repeat, yeah?

>>214520526
when was this, specifically

>>214519855
ofcom is a bloated bureaucracy full of lazy bastards "working" from home

the limited edition halloween and christmas foods are slowly being stocked in supermarkets. you know what that means, don't you?

>>214520555
i dont remember the specific date. its in the archives though (not the cp obviously)

>>214520524
>>214520534
Blue A10 eyes
Blonde hair

People read Martin’s list.
They tell their friends.
Their friends tell more friends.

A new machine helps spread the news.
It is called the printing press.
Print, print, print!

Now everyone can read Martin’s words.
The Pope is not happy.
The Church is not happy.
But many people are excited.

Martin has started something big.
It is called the Reformation.

And soon, the Bible will be translated into many languages,
so everyone can read it for themselves.

>>214520588
Make the call

>>214520595
oh because people said this last year then he posted with his trip in the new year?

>>214520588
woke

>>214519855
mallardlad took the bigwigs round the train museum and sweet-talked them into giving us an extra month

so tired me absolutely buzzing to go to bed

>>214520596
Post proof you stupid gimp

>>214520613
well that didnt happen. what a bizarre lie to say adam.
sort your life out you paedo freak

>>214520608
an early booking to avoid disappointment.

how do you even get drunk on beer it just makes me sleepy

>>214519855
4chan just said no and keir shit himself

what's the policy reason for incomes between 100k and 125k being effectively taxed at 60% while incomes above £125k regress back to 45%? what is the objective? creating an income bottleneck for middle class professionals?

>>214520643
My word is loyalty.

feeling incredibly blackpilled about the state of the UK

>>214520646
a random namefag on 4chan has consumed your life lol

>>214520553
Self-indulgent? HAH! Ahahahaha! Go on then, explain how it's self-indulgent! I'm sitting here waiting with bated breath!

palying silksong

Next Saturday is the Last Night of the Proms so make sure your diary is completely clear (it will be btw) so we can watch that together!!!

this and 'dark knight' are the only superhero fillums worth watching

>>214520669
Yes
The jewish elites want people to be poor, a massive gulf between a mass of brown slaves and billionaires

>>214520688
you posted the cp after that though...

>>214520671
you were a communist a few months ago mocking the rape of german women and showing soviet soldiers desecrating german graves

you have no loyalty, not even to your retarded fascination with extremist politics

>>214520699
brightburn was shite I switched it off after 10 minutes

>>214520699
not even the raimi trilogy?

>>214520693
have they not pozzed that up yet

>>214520671
I accept your concession, Rajesh

>>214520603
me drafting a new poo post for /brit/

>>214520714
im not your 4chan boyfriend and i have never posted that

>>214520699
What about the Incredibles and Pattinson's Batman?

>>214520689
Dunno he's whining about his shit life ennit
Can't be good for your mind to listen to things like that.

>>214520750
you also had a mega melty when confronted with it recently and had that big slip up where you essentially admitted to it lol

>>214520693
more of a glyndebourne man meself lad

>>214520745
>>214520720
You're brown

>>214520783
im sure i did mate
*gestures worryingly to your nurse*

This girl and Marilyn Monroe being sex symbols in the 40s/50s shows that PAWG/shapely women have always been desired. The obsession with skinny no ass women was a 80s fad started by closeted gay men, glad that it died out.

>>214520781
is this batman film any good i heard it was woke

>>214520798
You too sir

The year is 1948.
The Second World War has ended.
Britain needs workers to help rebuild.

Far away, in the Caribbean, people are ready.
They want jobs.
They want adventure.
They want a new start.

Here comes a big ship.
Its name is the Empire Windrush.
Hello, Windrush!

The ship sails across the ocean.
It carries hundreds of people.
Men, women, and children.

They bring their hopes.
They bring their music.
They bring their culture.

At last, the ship arrives.
The port is called Tilbury Docks.
It is in England.

The new arrivals step onto the land.
Tap, tap, tap go their shoes.
Their journey is done.
But their story is just beginning.

They work on buses.
They work in hospitals.
They work on railways.
They help Britain grow again.

Life is not always easy.
Some people are unkind.
Some doors are closed.
But the Windrush people stay strong.

They build communities.
They share food and festivals.
They make Britain brighter.

We call them the Windrush Generation.
Their journey changed history.
And their story lives on today

there is not one film or tv series that is worth watching

>>214520660
you need to be truly sick of soiciety

>>214520798
What would Hitler think of you mocking the rape of German women?

>>214520806
yea it's good
but yea there's some eye rolling moments

>>214520802
rattled nonce lol

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/destinations/europe/spain/majorca/war-on-britons-backfired/

the pic is epic

Spaino hasn't posted in months

>>214520802
done that freak
well done spainchad!

>>214520762
It's definitely not, honestly. Feels good though.

>>214520848
yeh because his tripcode was banned for posting cp (he still posts here anonymously literally every day of his life though)

grace caroline currey sex arse

>>214520874
Got any proof of this sensational accusation?

>>214520874
shut the FUCK up nigga

filtering canada is the play because not only are his posts shit he’s always arguing with some mong who’s posts are also shit so you don’t need to see their posts either

sent that cunt to the shops with no money

>>214520893
he admitted it

>>214520874
he did and multiple /brit/ posters witnessed it

>>214520911
No I didn't

>>214519486 (OP)
Isn't that the trannard from Finland who wants to come bomb our airports?

>>214520919
Can confirm. I am one of the witnesses

ill be 21 before the end of the year and have £15k in savings is that good
main goal is to move out and get a dogberg or catberg but kind of want to treat myself to something nice like a week away or a new pc

>>214520911
Where?

Can confirm: I am witless.

>>214520976
here, and in the /brit/ discord

Torsten Bell being anywhere near power is frightening.

>>214520972
couldn't care less

>>214520880
prefer her sex tits

>>214520972
im a 24 year old incel neet
might join the army

>>214520987
Where's the archive link?

>>214520999
ok *poos on you*

>>214520999
might be why nobody asks you

>>214520972
um hi x

might order a sex kebab

>>214521020
https://desuarchive.org/int

Germany, 1918.
The First World War is over.
Germany has lost.
People are sad.
People are angry.
Life is very hard.

The money is broken.
A loaf of bread costs millions!
People carry coins in wheelbarrows.
Oh dear.

The government is weak.
People don’t trust it.
They want change.

Here comes a man.
His name is Adolf Hitler.
He is loud.
He makes big speeches.
He promises to make Germany strong again.

Hitler starts a party.
It is called the Nazi Party.
More and more people join.
They cheer.
They march.
They wear uniforms.

In 1933, Hitler becomes the leader.
Now the Nazis are in charge.
They make strict rules.
They ban other parties.
They want everyone to think the same.

But the Nazis are cruel.
They blame Jewish people.
They spread lies.
They take away rights.

Some people protest.
But it is very dangerous.
Many are scared.

Step by step, the Nazis grow stronger.
Step by step, Germany changes.
The rise of the Nazis has begun.

And soon, the world will face another terrible war.

>>214521016
only thing the army will be doing is firing on anti migrant protestors

>>214520671
Think your mum has uttered that

>>214521045
yeah?

>>214520972
are we allowed to do some salarymonging?
40k in s&s and cash isas
12k in a savings account
33k in the pension
105k in house equity

namenonce discussion again is it
wish i was a fat loser who cared about 4chan personalities so i could join in
oh wait, no I don't
gay cunts

>>214521054
im gonna work as a guy who fixes air conditioners if i join but ok

>>214521045
>Here comes a man.
>His name is Adolf Hitler.
>He is loud.
>He makes big speeches.
>He promises to make Germany strong again.
>Hitler starts a party.
>It is called the Nazi Party.
>More and more people join.
>They cheer.
>They march.
>They wear uniforms.

A great man.

>>214521044
To the posts you're referring to

>>214521077
im just exposing his noncery actually.

got a book idea in mind but far too lazy to write it out
reckon it could have been a good one too

>>214521054
Do you think they would?

>>214521116
what is it I'll write it and we split the profits

>>214521045
>>214521095
Post your eye and hair colour

>>214521098
search for '/brit/' and find them yourself pal

>>214521077
I also wish you were a fat loser.
I could say things like "Hey, you fat loser, show me your penis again."
and you'd do it, because you're a fat loser.
Really a win/win.

>>214521106
exposés normally have evidence

>>214521117
The chance is not exactly zero to allow for random chance

>>214521117
know nothing about the army me

>>214521132
So you're conceding that they don't exist

>>214521116
get chat gpt to write it

People slander William Luther Pierce but honestly can you really deny he offered the only real path to power?

The System is not going to allow another 1933.

I'm visiting the UK soon. how do I buy alcohol?

time to walk dogberg

>>214521198
from the shops lad

>>214521077
Agreed.

>>214521168
not sure i said that actually. you're getting desperate now lol

>>214521198
wdym you just go to the liquor store

>>214521198
cash or card, though some smaller chains may be staffed by ethnic degenerates who take payment 'in kind' so to speak

honestly hate black american culture and it's influence and glorification through american media. it's' just chav culture but far more violent and has an added racial element. the world is legit worse because of it.

>>214521198
go the pub

might write a women's romance fantasy novel under a female pseudonym

Oh is that where he said "you watched it so you're a paedo" and then we was all saying "well how did you know it was a video"
and he was like "well I just assumed it was a webm"
and then we said "why would you assume it was a video, webm especially, on an imageboard"
and basically just kept digging himself deeper and deeper into what was essentially an admittance of paedo posting
yeah i was there i remember that
won't be linking the archive though as i can't be bothered x

>>214521259
that was him was it
that wasn't an anonymous poster was it

>>214521198
it's not hard mate
just walk into wetherspoons and ask for angela

i am no longer human, just a spectator of life, a ghost haunting Tesco meal deal aisles

>>214521276
was probably you being a freak as per

>>214521116
same, but I know the second I start writing it out I'll cringe and always cringe at the memory of when I got the stupid idea to write a book
too scared to even tell anyone about it

>>214521292
ktim

>>214521249
Toss in something non consentual and have your heroine fall in love anyway. You'll make the best sellers list and walk away with a wheelbarrow full of yen.

Germany, 1930s.
The Nazis are in power.
They make unfair rules.

They say Jewish people cannot go to some schools.
They say Jewish people cannot do some jobs.
They say Jewish people are not welcome.
This is wrong.
This is unfair.

Soon, the Nazis go further.
They take people from their homes.
They send them to camps.
These are called concentration camps.

The camps are not safe.
Families are split apart.
People do not have enough food.
Life is very hard.

Millions of Jewish people suffer.
Many other groups suffer too —
Roma people, disabled people, and others.

It is a very dark time.
But some people try to help.
They hide families.
They share food.
They protect lives, even when it is dangerous.

In 1945, the war ends.
The camps are opened.
The world sees what has happened.
The world says: Never again.

>>214521222
Well you've avoided providing any evidence that they do exist and instead provide useless responses such as pointing me to the front page of the archive
The fact you so vigorously refuse to show them strongly suggests they don't exist

>>214521259
i also remember this exchange. he was extremely rattled by this slip up

had some leftovers that a female colleague had made and for a brief glorious moment I knew what it was like to eat a meal cooked for you by a cute girl

>>214521198
Any old shop even the petrol station kek

I have never understood the obsession people had (and still have) with 'Spainlad'

The rage some people have is mental and I never got it. I understand the hate heathermong gets for instance but when it comes to spainmong I always felt it was forced in some way.

arse lad night

>>214521292
ktim

>>214521350
she have a nice arse?

>>214521372
this is the post

>>214521357
Have I got news for you

>>214521336
yeh?

>>214521350
fuck off literal chad

can we stop with the massive essay posts about cringe shite, nobody's reading them

>>214521292
*goes to the tesco meal deal aisle*
mmm... a meal wraith

might go to tesco
might purchase chicken wingbergs

>>214521357
people tend not to like paedophiles mate. not that hard to understand

>>214521393
Yes
I accept your concession

>>214521387
yes it's actually magnificent, proper birthing hips too

>nobody mentions spainmong for months
>one "random" anon won't shut up about him

>>214521433
ever shag her up the arse in the mong bog?

no paedophile ever called me incel

>>214521431
no you dont

the american frontier period is the most kino place and time in human history

>>214521350
Imagine. Her hands had touched things that are now inside you. A bit of her will be in you forever. You were together in the singularity that set off the Big Bang, and by some miracle you’ve found each other again

>>214521429
No that's nothing to do with it and you know that. Apparently he posted CP this year? And he has been hated for years before that

>>214521413
enjoyed this post

>>214521456
poo owl

>>214521413
enjoyed this post
>sainsburys didn't have any beggartick blossom ffs

ok goober

>>214521292
Thread is soon over, I nominate this post as the best post in the thread.

>>214521464
sn called me one a few times

>>214521480
He used to cuck and tranny post all the time as well as samefag using VPNs
Reminds me of somebody else...

off swimming lads. in the water and that haha x

>>214521480
well he's a paedo and just a massive prick generally. i remember him from the old reddit-flag days and he was a proper nasty freak then too. genuinely unlikeable person and very strange behaviour from him

who goes there
it's the ghost of october

new waifu

>>214521533
Summer's over, now I'm goin' nowhere

>>214521476
stop lad it's already depressing enough knowing she will never think of me sexually

summer's over
now im goin' nowhere

>>214521399
how are catberges so based

dunno if you lot are old enough but Tesco used to sell these frozen chinese ribs in a black plastic bag
anyone know what I'm talking about? used to live off them as a kid and had a mad craving for them recently but they don't sell them anymore
family doesn't remember them but surely somebody does

>>214517407
>>214517407
>>214517407

>>214521560
>>214521560
>>214521560
New

make the new

>>214521531
He's a wind up merchant, literally impossible to be annoyed by him when you realise this. Unless you're an autist who obsesses about him years after the fact

>>214521544
nigga she a drawing

>>214521357
I'm giving this away

>>214521413
Hmm, scuff marks on the tile from cheap, black soled trainers....
Drool droplets on the floor lead this way...
*Hears "uuugh uuugh uuugh"*
It's close...

hmm... traces of a club sandwich... faint smell of fridge raider chicken... it ate here recently...