Thread 214519789

TrannyJanny
>>214512730

>WHERE'S YOUR PAPERWORK MOTHERFUCKER?!!!
how would you respond?

>>214519789 (OP)
Lol they forgot to embroider POL on the bottom row

Opinions on this scene?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jt2lSNDPWA

The 539s are at it again

>>214519871
Sabrina won

>>214519871
Ling long Ching Ling Ping Pong.

>>214519988
sexo

>>214519988
Bitch got me fucked up
>>214520006
Ramalama dingdong…

>>214519847
It's in my butthole sir!

>>214520080
China numba #1

>>214519988
I don't like girls that short.

>>214519988
I seen some article, obviously written by a fat bitch, about how men don't think she's attractive, lmao what a fucking retard

May I present: the ideal Italian GF

I think the funniest part about fk getting roasted by OF girls on twitter was that he was in the reply section trying to do damage control

>>214520171
I could beat her in a fight.

>>214520167
She’s ugly to me like unironically her face is so off putting

>>214520172
lol, any screenshots or link to that?

>>214520172
I was just shitposting
Too bad the tweets have been deleted

>>214519375
No midwit is middling intelligence aka average (~100 iq)

>>214520139
She's a midge tbf
>>214520167
I think it's because her fan base is mostly homosexuals

What is the meme news or trending topic today?

>>214520245
no unfortunately the account got banned

Also 115 isn't "slightly" above average it's well above

>>214520283
I could beat her in a fight also.

>>214520171
Would fuck once.

I mean this survived
Someone posted it yesterday

https://x.com/roramdin/status/1492660382892130304


I used to think the guy in my pfp was Jason lol
I just used faceapp for the smile

>>214520299
messssicans dont post here anymore which makes me sad

Everyone in Gaza deserves to die

>>214520171
>>214520283
They would stand no chance against me. I could heem both of them.

>>214520299
silksong released

I'd punt shitbrina shartenter like a football

>>214520415
This but also tel aviv

I got me finga stuck in me bum

>>214520495
Kek, imagine how much she is gonna hater her mother when she grows up.

Every libtard that tries to pronounce Arab or Palestine name correctly deserves to die. It's Gaza not Haza

>>214520495
probably a fake caption. can't imagine somebody would be evil enough to lie to their daughter and then joke about it online

Bitch I'm Bill Gates
Hundreds stay crispy
Gotta stay safe;
Magnums and some Henny
She want it the harder way
So I give her lil pennies
Name burners after atheletes
Fill em wit da semi's

>>214520473
>more like don't ask don't Tel Aviv

>>214520598
>>214520635
Urkelkin do not have thoughts and feelings like we do. Her reaction upon learning the truth?
>shiiiiiet ok, you got me

>Bill Gates
also in the Epstein files
those poor girls are going to end up all suicidal in the next few days

>>214520629
I do that, I was trying to impress a Lebanese girl once but she wouldn't bite.

>>214520777
Cringe bro, be confident and say it in your own ignorant accent

>>214520777
hello

>>214520629
I hate that
What I hate the most is American born and raised Latinx with a thick American accent feeling the need to pronounce taco whatever spic word the Spanish way mid English sentence
It infuriates me

Kek btfo

>>214520883
hi

>>214520495
das rite

deep caves spook me
my skin is pale but my sovl will never be favstian

>>214520910
Hello my dear friend

>>214520818
I like talking in other languages and accents, I think it's funny. I can speak in English with a Greek accent and with a balkan accent - Greek is funnier.
>>214520839
hi fren

I am not a happy camper

>>214520931
>>214520944
Me and my kot watched a ghost video.

The NFL starts tonight in Rio

Looks like Luigi got a modeling job, he's not even out of prison

>>214520993
Ayyyy dio sounds spooky and scary!!!

How many touchdowns are the A's going to make

>>214521008
de janeiro?

>>214521023
OJE, JAMME JA!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJ6gzIEZtY8
wyd? I would smash that faggots face in front of his "kids"

>>214520993
That's nice. I should get a cat.

Do checking accounts in your country have a monthly fee? Do banks in your country triple that fee overnight? In Canada they do.

>>214521090
Yes in Brazil

>>214521143
ummm I don't know

>>214521023
I wish I had curly hair, seems like girls really go for that shit.

I'm going insane bros

>>214521167
Why?
>>214521143
My fee has been the same since I opened it 10 years ago

>>214520883
The worst one for me was listening to an EFL third gen Chinese libtard grad student turn to her Chinese boyfriend and ask him how to say a Chinese word in the English, like she didn't know how to translate it.
Just totally insincere, performative LARPing as an illiterate immigrant as if that's something worthy of imitation

I am extremely mentally ill

>>214521297
>>214520883
It's bizarre that you let these little things anger you

>>214521023
Apparently he's a hero in China

>>214521347
China u cazz', he's a hero here

I dream of a united Ireland

I dream of electric sheep

Gavin Newsome for president
Mexicans for Newsome

You know dating apps are fucked when the fat cringe girl you got for crumbs is being picky even if you don't want her.

Donald Trump for president
Filipinos for Trump

>Trump for president (again)
Just bend over

>>214520171
based nerd enjoyer

>>214521310
This chick has a sexy voice and is kind of charming in interviews but she's such a bland and boring actress. Why is that?

>>214521143
mine at TD is waived if you have at least $3000 in your account. online-only banks like tangerine and wealthsimple are even better and don't have any fee

>go to walmart
>they don't have the thing i want
>everything is dusty and sticky
great store

sigh... i miss her so much.

>>214521654
>nerd
why do all nerds seem to always have the same set of interests?
seems a bit poserish to me

I consider myself a nerd too, but I don't have much in common with typical "nerds" which all seem TV caricatures.

>be me
>browsing hentai
>incest hentai manga where the mom has sex with men other than her son
>filter artist so I never see that nasty shit again
>months later
>see that artist reposted on twitter and referred to as a woman
Why are women such nasty whores that have to taint and muddy everything good in the world?

>>214521697
yikes

>>214521143
>Do checking accounts in your country have a monthly fee?
Yeah at CIBC it's $15 I think but it gets refunded the same day if you have more than $4000 in your account, so I don't remember exactly how much it is but around $15.

>>214521688
TDeez nuts

>>214521740
i have to add so many filter tags these days on rule34 just to see some normal shit

I just want a girlfriend, fuck everything else, I just want to be a pretty wife please I would rather die young than endure a lifetime alone

>>214521791
Oops, ignore the "to be"

>>214521734
"Nerds" are just failed normies. Look at the retards on /v/ fighting over console wars defending their chosen corporation for free. Now you may say gamers aren't nerds they are bums or some shit but then you go on /g/ and you have the same shit with "nerds" fighting a corporate GPU war arguing and shit talking each other for choosing AMD or Nvidia. It's retarded. We are all more similar than we believe we are.

>>214521734
it's their interests which make them nerds, so it's logical they'd have similar/overlapping interests

otherwise how and why are they considered nerds?

derp

>>214521791
>to be

I got the job from USPS guys :)

>>214520401
Nigga you only got one pedophile as a regular you say you don't like but sure as hell reply to him and post in his threads. And when I show up the only replies I get are mfs accusing me of being him or just brainlet racists who go nuts when a brown replies to them. The fuck you want mexicans here for?

>>214521874
Congratulations bro :)

>>214521734
>>214521789
Nerd culture has been co-opted and thoroughly bastardized into consoooomerist slop culture.

RedLetterMedia did a great parody series on this very topic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sExTt4j69zI&list=PL0fulvxTY6LBSiWh-8jzchMy4rHycIJBJ

>>214521874
good place to work if you like working hard
it will keep you in shape too

>>214521874
Congrats brother. WAGMI

I'm not going to make it

>>214521933
>>214521927
>>214521914
Thank you guys. Hugs all around

I am an otaku, not a nerd

she likes to roll in holes

talmbout some wagmi nigga i'm all bout dat WAGYU

watching ben shapiro

>>214521874
the warehouse? everyone gets that job

>>214521981
I hate that this shit is so expensive. I've had it twice and it makes me mad.

>>214521981
Real niggas fuck with spam

Weeee

>>214522017
It's maintenance.

>>214522020
honestly I was not super impressed. i had some at a company lunch where i could expense it, paid almost $200 for the entree and it was just OK.
>>214522027
based pleb enjoying slop loaf, I'll have some SPAM a few times a year but it's hella salty

>>214522090
How was it cooked? I liked it a lot.

>>214522090
You have to fry it and serve with egg

>>214522100
RIP

It was pretty hot yesterday but today it's cooled off considerably.

>>214521874
congrats cummy

where the white women at?

>>214522184
Hell yeah

Dogberg pooped 3 times on our walk and I only had one bag

>>214521981
I had a wagyu hotdog once. It was interesting tasting (very rich) but the value didn't meet the cost y'know. I'll try a proper wagyu steak someday.

ISIS has fallen...

>>214522265
>tfw have no friends

>>214522282
Holy kek

>>214522241
>but the value didn't meet the cost y'know
yeah thats definitely true

>>214520171
More like banged by big black cocks theory

>>214522282
get them in the WWE

>>214522225
I would love this nigga if his government wasn't actually woke as fuck.

>>214522282
I like the videos of them doing wheelies

>>214522291
true that

>>214522184
Atheists literally believe this lol

>>214522045
i wanna be tabunga man

Prison must be great for gays

>>214522375
He's just a political opportunist. He really thinks he can become PM some day but he won't

Secodn post made me chuckle

>>214522558
My life would be so much easier if I were gay

tfw live in the real world where everything is motivated by greed instead of a schizo world where it’s all for the glory of satan or something

There are people out there who’s parents buy them cars for graduating highschool and give them tens of thousands of dollars to buy a house when they get married

>>214522571
https://youtu.be/j-OcaLECz1k

Drinking covfefe and waiting for the weed man to deliver my cannabis

>>214522686
>waiting for the weed man to deliver my cannabis
you lucky bastard

>>214522686
>waiting for the weed man to deliver my cannabis
From a store or is it an actual guy? Do they charge you extra to deliver?

imagine if you went to prison and your cellmate was a lady and you were like huh??? but then they had a wiener lol

>>214522375
>I would love this guy if he wasn't the way he was

>>214522758
I could easily defeat her in a fight.

>>214522375
the wrong brother died

>>214522776
He's definitely charismatic.
>>214522686
>waiting for the weed man to deliver my cannabis
Based. What did you order lad?

>>214522792
Dogshite gimmick take it back to Brit

>>214522842
I CAN'T FISH

whom /retard/?

feel like i have to shit my guts out but i dont want to get out of my chair

A pair of great tits

>>214522757
Store, there a $2.50 fuel charge but that’s it
>>214522824
Got an ounce of some flower and a 1g cartridge, almost have enough rewards points for a free 1lb of butter

>>214522865
/cum/ is a high iq general

>>214522875
you dont have to

>>214522739
I’m still seething about not having a mushroom dispensary
We need to legalize shrooms too desu

>>214522916
i dont want shit all over my pants and chair though.....

>>214522922
Sorry maybe /brit/ or /csg/ would be more up to your speed

>>214522123
medium, that's how the chef suggested it. it had a nice sear on the outside and wasn't gross or anything, idk what i was expecting but i definitely wouldn't pay hundreds of doll hairs of my own money for it.

kinda like bison and elk steak the most.

drinkin coffee
feelin like a poo soon

NEW VIDEO

BRIT BROS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWn61WreiMk

>>214522963
very jeetphobic post

Evangelicals really are insane.

>>214522963
thats just internalized societal pressure youre feeling, let it go

>>214522980
lets synchronize our poo cycles

what about advil sinus & cold

>look at my buddies instagram
>75% of posts are him with his wife and kids during various holidays, 25% miscellaneous cars and offroading stuff
>look at my buddies wife's instagram
>0% posts with family, 100% posts posing in front of restaurants by herself or on the beach in a bikini

Could have met my first real life celebrity in real life on July 19th 2025.

Didn't want to because he's a rapist ,cheats on his wife and got raped by a stronger man two times.

Just dove by that weed shop in Michigan.
I even had a weird feeling telling my dad to drive there. Thank god I didn't see his ugly fucking face.

Already got raped enough by real life millionaires who don't pay me overtime. Don't see some psychotic 6'5" niggerfaggot Jew from Ottawa.

Meeting celebrities is never worth it.

>>214522980
had a huge gas station coffee this morning. still haven't poo'd

>>214523034
They are the ultimate goy

Imagine eating this good.

>Giorgio Armani is dead
Now who will make all my suits!

>>214523074
Don't wanna see*

France is collapsing brit bro

Mia khalifa is a saint for french people

https://streamable.com/i2gifa

>>214523074
I met Drew Carey once. Nice guy.

I’m religious views are too complex, fluid, nonsensical, and full of cognitive dissonance to be properly categorized

>>214523042
sure, i post my poo time every time i'm here

Mia would look way better with the fake tits

about to poo

Not a fan of take titties

>>214523155
I could have easily met Devon Larratt.
Just didn't want to.
But yeah when I told my dad to drive by that faggot ass nigger owned weed shop, I did see an arm wrestling table.

>>214522927
I used to grow cakes for a while, mushrooms are fun
>>214522979
> but i definitely wouldn't pay hundreds of doll hairs of my own money for it.
yeah definitely

>>214523223
I grew some in college but then never did again
Nobody warned me that they taste like sewage….

>>214523084
What I find incredible is the fact that they love orangeman so much and so uncritically. Sycophancy and Christianity don't mix, or rather they're not supposed to, and it takes a lot of mental gymnastics or at least willful ignorance to look past the obvious notion that orangeman is a fuckin pedo and probably a satanist too.

>>214523209
big naturals > flat > fake

>stop drinking and doing weed
>so much free time now
>just want to lay in bed
I CAN’T WIN

bro i was just thinking it was weird af when they made us wear masks even outside during reccess and shit

>>214523251
we ate them with chocolate or honey

>>214521143
simplii has no account fee

deleted so fast it wasn't archived
>>214523295

>>214523318
I ended up just making them into chocolate bars and pastries

>>214523205
tell me when you are on the toilet then ill run over to mine

>>214523113
didn't this guy get killed by andrew cumin or whatever

>>214523286
Yea MAGA is idol worship

>>214523355
yeah or that

>>214523313
>recess
you have to be 18 to post here

>>214523348
Muslim girls are whores in college though

>>214523348
what, it was 404 when I clicked on it

Wokeness has ruined playtime

>>214523357
just poo'd :(
i posted as i was leaving for the throne

>>214523413
so true
*shits diaper*

>>214523433
fuck!!!!!!!!

cumpies, im drinking covfefe

Thinking of going to the library.

covpies, i'm drinking
cumfefe

>>214523506
with milk ?

silksong is pretty cool

>>214523538
yes

>>214523392
i work in a courthouse retard

Nancy Mace gives me boneitis

>>214523587
based and same (plus mine has some cream and sugar)

Poopenheimer

>They're doing roadwork again
Fuck sake it's the fifth time this year

>>214523639
I do cream and that's it.

>>214523639
i dont add sugar

>>214523532
finna grab some David Irving?

Puff make his own laws nigga, fuck ya rules

>>214523679
Lolno I gotta study and I'll read too I guess.

>>214523313
>>214523392
I was in the CIBC building using the ATM inside at downtown and some white liberal faggot was like, "you don't have a mask"

I was in my tough guy let's die young era mindset and said, "I'm sorry" and left the atm quickly.

Nigger it's like 1am in the morning and you're bitching about a mask? I was like 21 in 2021

>>214523628
Those are fake

>>214523532
this nigga readin books

>>214523711
>I was like 21 in 2021
Grim.

>>214523628
Too bad about the faccia brutta though
Put a flag over her face and fuck her for america

>we have no way of knowing you'll pay back this mortgage of $500 a month
>I've been paying my landlord $1000 a month
>why can't you save up $25000 to reassure us you can afford $500
>because I've been paying my landlord $1000 a month
zoomers will just never be allowed to own a house

>>214523861
serves them right for what they did to the internet.

>>214523506
no coffee for me today, it's a tea/ matcha day

>>214523784
she has the flattest ass btw

>>214523861
>zoomers will just never be allowed to own a house
Too many jeets.

>>214523905
Good fucking luck.

Canadians have elected several Indians into office. I’m pretty sure they want them there

>>214523861
Why even bother. Unless you want kids why even move out of your parents place? Just work and live there and stack cash.

>>214523905
This can be remedied by importing millions of browns because it’ll help the economy o algo

>>214523953
T. Jeet

took out the trash last night
did the laundry this morning
cleaned the dishes this afternoon

yeeeeeap i think it's time for a beer

I wanna go viral

>>214524042
its thursday

>>214523711
>I was in my tough guy let's die young era mindset and said, "I'm sorry" and left the atm quickly.

very tuff of you

Let’s make some prank phone calls

Yo girl pregnant and I’m at work with her rubbing her belly

Got a call from an Indian scammer and played the Pakistani theme song while saying I fucked his dad’s poo covered asshole
He spam called me for half an hour afterwards

>>214524081
>very tuff of you
Yeah?
If he threw a punch, I would have punched back. He didn't do shit but say , " no mask hehe"

All you have to do is take the first hit.

>>214524068
i have nothing to do other than chores until next week

DO CARALHO

>>214524144
How were you in a toughguy era if you're being a bitchmade faggot by apologizing to strangers for not wearing a chin diaper? Pure cuckold behaviour.

>>214524141
Good shit.
Also, pakis, jeets and Bangladeshis are all the same shit.
Pakis and Bangladeshi = Muslim jeets
Jeets = India

>>214524042
teto

>>214520171
Inside the box?

>>214524201
You forgot Sri Lanka, Nepal, and the Maldives

>>214524201
True but Sikhs are bro tier

>>214524191
Silence jeet.
Your work permit and PR is expiring soon.

>>214520283
Sexo

>>214524201
The great thing is that hurling insults about India at a Paki is that they’ll get offended that you assumed they were Indian

>>214524243
>>214524247
T. Jeets

>>214524257
He’s right though
You ran away like a hit dog

>>214524257
Cope and seethe, you're the urbanoid jeet saying sorry for not masking up in a vestibule.

>>214524286
Okay you got me there.

>>214524305
t. Jeetarded nigger from Sri Lanka, Nepal, or the Maldives who’s butthurt about being discovered

I want to go to the Maldives

>>214524357
AYO GIMME YO COAT NIGGA I COLD I WANT IT GIMME YO COAT

>>214524326
>>214524328
T. Shitjeets

>>214521697
>zoomers are so illiterate that they think this is high class writing

>>214524391
we can do a romantic tour

Spend cheese
In the west Indies
Then come home to plenty cream Bentleys
You name it?
I can claim it
Young black and famous
With money coming out the anus

>>214524391
It’s genuinely Kowloon Island
250,000 on 3 square miles

>>214521697
grim

>>214524467
is that real?

An illiterate Jeet was seething at me for pointing out that Sri Lankan, Nepalese, and Maldivian Jeets are still Jeets

>a tranny in Ontario brutally raped a 3 y/o girl who he was neighbours with
Insanely grim. People like that should be summarily shot.

>>214524445
Okay but I want to swim with sting rays
>>214524467
It looks nice from pictures

>>214524528
we can hold hands and swim together and kiss in the water. just you and me

>>214524508
Yes
It’s tropical hell

>>214523905
The Conservatives are now calling for the end of the TFW program.

>>214524558
jeets will excuse this

Playing silksong

>>214524528
It’s for tourists
The economy depends on tourism

>>214524590
>Prosecute Nasheed Immediately
What did my main man sheed do?

I used to drink my coffee black but now I drink it with oat milk most of the time

>>214524558
Yeah I saw this too. Shit isn't exactly NOT the Wild West. Also why do liberal politicians take metaphors, similies, and euphemisms so literally? Some reporter on X referred to the country as being like the Wild West and the fucking AG of the whole country snapped back nastily with the, "WELL ACKSHUALLY..." move. What an SOB.

>>214524636
Jeets will excuse anything.

>>214524636
>SINGH
SAAAAR THOSE ARE NOT SIKHS THOSE ARE ZAINICHI PAKISTANI MUSLIMS SAAAAR SIKHS ARE BRO TIER

>>214524654
Just like Hawaii

Why do women worship the devil

>>214524686
The supreme court of Canada ruled mandatory minimums are not constitutional or something. So we always get light sentencing

>go outside
>see brown person
Day ruined.

>>214524686
Because it would require them to eventually admit that they suck shit at making policy.

>>214524671
They just mad cuz he buck checkin em fr fr ongod

New
>>214524741
>>214524741
>>214524741

>>214524674
GAAAAAAY

>>214524737
Yeah I know
I just said it looks nice because it depends on tourism
That doesn’t change that it has a density of 50,000 people per square mile while Oahu has a density of 1,700 per square mile

>>214524608
didnt carney pass restrictions on tfws (not that they arent using loopholes)

>>214523989
some people have boomer ass parents who would rather you be homeless than live with them past age 18

>>214524221
teeeto