Thread 214521560

Songs From The Big Chair edition

genuinely hope the old new poster kills himself

right well that's the bladeelads in then

egg

>>214521598
hello

>>214521597
its spaki

anyone know those ribs

my legs have gotten too big for these running shorts so as soon as i start running this happens

Chuffed that you lot are still here. Stout yeomen all of you. Don't get pinched.

>>214521598
UM hi x

like the idea of watching films but it's so hard to find good ones

>>214521626
...yh

>>214521647
I just get chatgpt to make me a list

songs from the big pear

>>214521629
UM x

>>214521647
dont have the attention span for them anymore so just rot to youtube shorts or things i've seen before

>>214521608
>>214521641
<3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbsHDJyV2kw

>>214521629
ummies

>>214521647
You into superheroes? The marvel films are pretty great

why so many bladee listerners here
i thought we were all chuds who hated rap

can't bear people who enjoying watching films or tv series

>>214521629
grim i only wear leggings when im not working

>>214521629
that's a picture from america clearly

>>214521655
hope so
they were yummy

>>214521687
>who enjoying watching films
brown
brown
brown

For every spainnonce moment

>>214521715
oh goodness
oh heavens
blimey

>>214521674
in the sewer all alone ~~

gfberg be acting unwise

190 on a madness

>>214521718
fuck off
sometimes i can't write properly

>>214521674
what a tune
my favourite is obedient ^-^

sucking a glass of red wine

>>214521758
banger

if chav culture is just like black culture but a bit less violent does that make us the blacks of europe if that is what we devolve into at our lowest

>>214521750
>carlsberg
shite

>>214521738
>As Health Minister, she banned the importation and sale of sexual lubricants into Tanzania stating this would curb homosexuality
um

>>214521795
Woman logic eh

>>214521786
can't believe you've said this lad

any cumtown dot org man in

>>214521647
spring (2014)

>>214521776
the difference is that whites have to reach their lowest for that
for non's it's just the default

niggerwogger glory

A surgeon has been jailed for 32 months after it emerged he froze and amputated his legs for his own sexual gratification.

Neil Hopper, 49, received £466,000 from insurers after claiming that injuries to his legs in 2019 were the result of sepsis rather than self-inflicted.

The vascular surgeon, who carried out hundreds of amputation operations and worked at the Royal Cornwall Hospitals Trust (RCHT) for a decade, used dry ice to freeze his legs.

fuck sake leftypol

carsberg special brew is an s tier beer

>>214521864
Yuck, Danish so no

>>214521413
Hmm, scuff marks on the tile from cheap, black soled trainers....
Drool droplets on the floor lead this way...
*Hears "uuugh uuugh uuugh"*
It's close...

do wonder why some beer tastes infinitely better on draft
for instance, staropramen, shite from a bottle, literally undrinkable swill
on draft? cool, refreshing, tasty.

>>214521795
Makes sense to me

>>214521923
All beer brewed in Burton is undrinkable

>>214521923
Gain a clue

i like that bump women have on their tummies where their womb is

Me and the lads did this to Rayner’s new gaff

>>214521939
...yh
>>214521941
I have gained a clue

>>214521923
Bottled bear tastes bad because it's not an opaque container

>bottled bear
waheyyy let him out haha

>>214521973
Not sure
Some bottles are better than cans. Depends on how you store it I assume

this glue is amazing I've actually even repaired my car with it

>>214521993
nooooooooo

>>214521946
>BKRA
What does this mean?

>>214522031
ohio ahh cup

>>214522031
Oh ffs fuck off

>>214522031
kettle needs descaling

>>214522026
it means BITCH

What is the point of fashion

>>214521993
Rip
In the end I never cranked one out to her because anons gave been telling me she's 15 for 10 years bow

>>214522003
No, he's been a crazy dita

>>214522051
scremaing

>>214522056
Thats where the taste sits

>>214522094
a clue gained

>>214522061
to attract mates

>listening to normie music on spotify
Female musician try not to write a song about relationships challenge: impossible

>early sunsets
>dark by 8
corrr comfy season approaching

He's right you know.
Had a mate that worked at brewdog and he said that cans are actually the best way to keep beer so that it tastes best.
Something to do with sunlight going through the glass affects it so clear glass is worst, followed by green then brown being best glass but still worse than the tin

Get the sherry poured
Get the salad tossed
Get the eggs scrambled
Get the frasier on

>NHS surgeon jailed after amputation of own legs
>Dr. Neil Hopper, 49, of Truro, Cornwall, carried out hundreds of amputation operations before having below knee amputations after a "mysterious illness".
>In fact he had used ice and dry ice to freeze his own legs so they had to be removed. The court also heard Hopper had a "sexual interest in amputation".
Reckon he lopped other peoples' legs off while having a stiffy?

>>214522031
I needed this x

>>214522146
Quite stylish!

call me

actually mad how popular that stupid faggot game about a bug is

>>214522142
Not taking advice from someone who works in brewdog

>>214522153
How do they even amputate limbs nowadays anyway? Buzz saw? Hand Saw?

>>214522153
Another thing to ask Deegs about tomorrow!

>>214522130
Don't think you could find many musicians who haven't written a song about relationships

>>214522094
Rorke reading this, going up to his crush and asking if she's noticed how jews are all behind whatever rorke is whining about this week

>>214522172
WAKE ME UUUUP WHEN SEPTEMBER ENDSSS

>>214522200
ktim

>>214522139
>off work on monday
>going to rain all day sunday
thinking i might be doing a very cosy steamingtoil

The sun sets once more on my faggot retard incel chud life.

>>214522172
screaming this is me
she's left me on read after I spent £50 on her earlier today

>>214522193
Why does that make you so upset?

>>214521970
Cellar, controlled eviroment, no heat

>>214522228
>she's left me on read after I spent £50 on her earlier today
50 pounds on what?

>>214522229
that's not what he said

>>214522255
that one hurt

fancy a nice little wank. might cut my own arms off to really get me going

>>214522272
I could tell from the subtext and tone of his post he's bent out of shape over it

only have 3 days annual leave left at toil and it doesn't reset until april kek

>>214522255
ktim

>>214522255
you see those old people around and about?
now imagine you were them.
get moving

>>214522295
Couldn't though

right back to the lego

Who is Gio Scotti

Once Digital ID is in place, then it's game over.

It'll be required for everything. Imagine the government having an unbreakable control grid.

Say something racist? Bank account frozen.
Buy something the government doesn't like? Instantly arrested.
Criticise Israel? Arrested.
Refuse to be conscripted? Bank account frozen, arrested, sent to a concentration camp.
Want to use the internet? Show your ID.
Oppose immigration? Not allowed to visit a pub.

Literally everything tracked. They could even put an expiration date on your money.

The scope of this is insane. Absolutely mind boggling. Literally a system of breeding slaves forever. Honestly lads, if you don't want this, then start making preparations for the end.

I've got loads of money saved up so I might as well spend it on some nice stuff before Digital ID and CBDC kills freedom forever.

>>214522319
Wrong

>>214522124
What if I’m ugly

>>214522339
oh shut the fuck up you boring cunt

>>214522340
Bet I'm not

dislike this LOW ENERGY in the thread tonight
so not rainbow rhythms

feel like self harming

Just made a big sad faggot vent post on Reddit

Tumblrina turbomelty

my brain literally cant imagine me being old, never have been able to
reckon it means im going to die young some how

>>214522369
not allowed

>>214522259
gig tickets

>>214522369
Always tempted to stab myself in the eye personally

>>214522380
based

>>214522229
Because it's shit on so many levels
The art style is boring and basic, it's le soulslike metroidvania, it actually has awful unfun game mechanics like no map until you buy one (the vendor is always hard to find)

That's not even the worst part. The worst part is that every FOTM game will now try to copy all of these terrible elements of modern video games, because this one is so successful. It's a disaster for video games.

>>214522353
then you need fashion even more

>>214522393
Is she your girlfriend?

>>214522379
that's what everyone thinks lad. before you know it you're pooing yourself in a wheelchair and your willy doesn't work

A bit less food and a bit more exercise.

>Conor McGregor launches presidential bid in Ireland
>"We have seen the homelessness of Irish children rise to levels unprecedented, proving this Government’s refusal to abide by and respect our proclamation where all children of Irish are to be cherished. Instead, our children are abandoned"
>"This incompetent failure of future generations has been accompanied with an intense influx of mass migration into an already severed system. Our tourism has sharply declined, while danger on our streets has risen"

>>214522196
Hacksaw. There was a case a few years ago in Scotchland where a surgeon in an NHS hospital tried to buy a clean one in B&Q, they were closed, so he used a rusty one he found in a drawer.

>>214522379
most neurotypical thing EVA
wont be long til you wont recognise the person looking back in the mirror

>>214522393
For just her or for both of you?
What gig

Oh right that's what I should be doing right now. Listening to Green Day

Scary times we’re living in
This is Trump’s America

Gayming on arch linux, me

>>214522410
Hmm sounds like you really need to grow up mate

>>214522429
He should join the National Party.

>>214522441
kek this is tim
thought I dislike when I update the system and games just stop working suddenly

shaging a shagola

>>214522298
Got next week off me. Going to be steaming all week and working on the house. Also got a week off in November and one in January.
Holiday year resets at the end of Feb, start of march you see.
I find that taking a full week off every other month is the best way to space out the leaves so that you don't get too burnt out etc.

>>214522414
no
i want(ed) her to be though
she turned me down but would still lead me on with kisses massages and tit play
this is worst ever in terms of just being ignored
>>214522433
£50 each

>>214522441
i use arch as well

>>214522411
But what’s the point of putting lipstick on a pig

>>214522379
im more worried about being a virgin in my 60s and getting laughed at by kids

right can we stop posting 14 year old girl tumblr pictures from 2012 then yeh

>>214522493
too attract a slightly more attractive pig

>>214522500
What was wrong with your sister?

>>214522494
was a 70 yaer old teacher back when i was school and one of the jokes was that he was a virgin
nothing wrong with him personally or physically except being a slightly eccentric old man

>>214522429
l mean he's right but also a violent retard criminal

>>214522427
simple as that

>>214522393
Well obvs you're going with her right?

>>214522452
done me

>>214522514
Fair enough, I kneel Yves Saint Laurent

>>214522485
Don't suppose you posted about her a couple years ago did you? About how she turned you down but would come to your place and cuddle under blankets and you'd cook for her and shit

>>214521864
>s tier beer
san miguel
peroni
staropramen
moretti
>rorke tier
amstel
estrella
corona
>leftypol tier
budweiser
coors
stella
heineken

Anyone who still thinks Britain's problems can be solved peacefully are laughable.

>>214522548
now put that lipstick on, piggy

HOW is slovakia beating germany
i will never win a bet fuck me

>>214522568
Haven't they finished kicking the ball by now? It's been going on for years

might get drunk and high again tonight

>>214522566
cement seal

>>214522544
Sorry I think your criticism is valid but couldn't resist the opportunity
Personally I don't care about videogames anymore because I don't buy new ones seeing as they're all shit nowadays

>>214522566
mong boy

>>214522568
dont touch international footy me, way too volatile

>>214522581
It's British culture, leftypops

proper love poo seal

>>214522613
fucking marry it then

>>214522517
there was a nice old man in my old village but every time someone mentioned him they'd start with 'that virgin old man'. it was disturbing to hear as a kid

smoke alarm just started beeping there for a good minute before it stopped
wonder what that's about
not my problem presumably

>>214522583
i am on the booze but i dont get high
quit the vile muck in 2021 on the provision of a clue

also gaming on Linux x
Will be buying the new Dying Light this month, hope it works under Proton without too much trouble

So many greatest tragedy posts this thread they can't all be correct

>>214522661
>Will be buying the new Dying Light this month
ktim x

scran has arrived

>>214522607
Yeah but it's all been going on for literally more than a century now
Surely it has to end at some point? Wrap it all up, yeah? Can't be doing with the constant obsession about "this season" as if people aren't going to forget all about it a few years down the line

>>214522613
Same!!

poo sc

the lad with the gb flag loves saying ktim doesnt he

>>214522670
a dated 70s pop singer songwriter
a fecal blast

>>214522687
kek kek KEKKKKK!!!!

>>214522694
ktim

>>214522670
EEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNN

>>214522687
poosc ianf

>>214522619
just not true is it

>>214522670
ARE YOU READY
ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE
YES I AM

>>214522532
yes
>>214522549
nope i did know her back then but dont think i would have ever post about her wasnt into her back then she was a bit basic back then

>>214522670
you know what you're doing and you should probably stop doing that

Edible girl poo.

>>214522551
what about 'bourg

sour cream with lime zest

polo shirt season nearly over lads

ktim

Got Al Green on the hifi

1984

What are some good things I can spend my money on lads? Want to have some fun before Digital ID

watching Nightcrawler (2014)
he is, and i can't stress this enough, literally me

>>214522551
the s stand for sexually attracted to men?

>>214522772
Rorke you look stunning no matter what you wear x

need something good to watch on youtube while i suck on my wine

>>214522772
Le virgin drip

>>214522786
never had a bad time on the right drugs

>>214521715
big fan of this nipple phenotype

so this is rorke

>>214522772
why are you dressed like an american shop employee

>>214522807
what are your interests

>>214521783
dont think this would happen in the US

so me x

>>214522851
wine, paradox games, submarines

>>214522853
You don't think much then do you

so this is rorke

>>214521783
what the fuck is this

>>214521993
is the body still warm?

horse

It's normal for all of your exes to hold a piece of your heart

Member Schizo Al Mountain?

>>214522913
hahaha yeah all my exes all the gfs that i had haha

>>214522882
so this is the non retarded harvey price

>>214522913
I don't care about any of em

dog with zoomer haircut

>>214522882
That's Porke

um

>>214522954
did you ever love them?

>>214522924
Hope he didn't kill his cute dog

>>214522882
that's big bob on his way to the pub

would love to shag angela rayner desu

>>214522960
sex noises???

>>214521783

Why haven't they tried popping some balloons to simulate gunfire?

What are you looking forward to?

>>214522984
nah

>>214523013
death

>>214523002
too bogged for my liking. I'm NEET and disabled so I have all the time in the world to find a perfect woman

>>214522993
Roar

>>214523019
mental how many people here haven't loved a partner
it's like being brainwashed

>>214522586
the deanoboxes must be built, rorke.

>>214522960
um whats sex???

People really don't understand how bad Digital ID is.

>I'm NEET and disabled
screm

>>214523013
The Elder Scrolls VI

>>214523047
poo scrumble

>>214523032
SCREAM

>>214523002
still priti patel for me
need that dumpster truck arse on face at all costs

>>214523013
dinner

>>214523046
not really. i'm not him but it's pretty normal.

>>214523013
European Race War

roar

>>214523058
this but for atheism

>>214523032
That's the spirit

ive got seals on the brain

they are like water dogs

*sex noises*

get this sow on the ozempic lads

Ben Sherman shirt

Leftypol yet to respond

>>214523071
I have no faith it'll be good anymore

>>214523121
what do you mean? how could it be normal to never feel love for a partner?

>>214523127
whos going to fight in it

>>214523013
As in life as in death

>>214523146
absolutely not
in fact needs fattened up even more

>>214523002
for me its having her peg me in her council house bedroom while she tugs on my nipples and has my cock caged

so this is rorke

>>214523169
i know it will be a mess, i'm just looking forward to the threads on /v/

rorke scremmin out my arse

>>214523170
i don't want to be alone and i like sex

literally can't think of anything worse than being stuck in a relationship with someone you feel nothing for

>>214523203
ktim

>>214523203
reminds me of one of my family members

>>214523204
No no no you're supposed to assure me it'll be good and worth the wait

So, this is leftypol

>>214523142
mihai would've loved this image

>>214523219
consider opening your heart anon
great things could happen

>>214523239
yea it'll be todd's masterpiece, make sure to pre-order it haha

got the saucy asmr on

>>214523226
never having experienced a relationship

Embarrassing that there's nothing else and nothing since then. Just goes to show that the country is Great Britain

FOURTH poo of the day

My life's a fucking joke

>>214523226
i've been trying to find a gf just so people dont assume im gay

>>214523299
not real and also not recently made. homebase went under.

Boring incel freak reminiscing about the only good times in his life (old posts on /brit/) is it?

>>214523299
alri ulsterbank lad
get off the onlyfans ya melt

>>214523299
state

>>214523299
At least you can the origin, I get like scribble short hand deducted 3 pounds

>>214523299
po sc

I love onion rings crisps but i dont really like onion rings deep fried food
what's that about?

tofy beans chilli cheese wrapped in bread
god i'm gonna be farting like a mad cunt

>>214523268
whomst?
did a wankeroo to gingerasmr at the weekend that was well decent

>>214523299
USE COOMER OR KEMONO DAFTBCUNF

>>214523368
>>214523368
>>214523368
New

scraniel bedingfield

Lauren's back with a new ASMR vid. Onlyfans money must be drying up a bit.

>>214523299
My eyes widened at that figure right there

>>214523331

They did?

No wonder really, they always were a more expensive B and Q.

Also where am I going to get my Craig and Rose paint now since I want to repaint the small room into a home office next month

>>214523248
bro turned into lou reed