Thread 214527996

on teh interwebz :D edish

immigrants

>>214528033
not a fan

I hate wome-

get the fucking cunting bastards OUT
DEPORT

>>214528033
lets pretend to ignore millions of 3rd worlders would have any effect on the social fabric and act suprised when dissent happens
lets goooo

Women were put on this earth to be cherished and adored
My gf brings me a great deal of happiness and im lucky to have her in my life
Dont like people who try to divide the two sexes

PHWOOOOOOARRR

propa gud breadingtonberg diss wun

KILL THE BOER

that other thread reminds me i miss neocastle edishes

>>214528037
what was it that made you swing from stalinist communism to german national socialism?

oh you're offended when someone speaks in a foreign language on the bus and every third shop is a money laundering front and the government uses your hard won money in the form of taxes putting them up in a hotel
no you must be mental

I want to move to the UK so bad. Id trade citizenship if i could. Whats the easiest route for me? Getting a graduate degree there? My family has been here too long to claim ancestry. My entire tree goes back to the first boats. And before that it was the south of England
Just want to find a wife and settle down with a modest job.

>>214528146
and give up your nuclear program
and enjoy high crime and electricity shortages haha

>>214528146
Shut your fag pie hole lord kitchener

do you know what your quaint town needs? Somalis
Somalis and afghanis
surely that wont lead to social unrest god no

rorke wearing this to his nan's funeral

>>214528232
any place can use a kebab and a barber

diego day tomorra

>>214528184
Calais to Dover lad

>>214528232
obsessed with niggers aren't you

>>214528254
prepared a battery of questions to pose throughout the day
the trinity, the "controversial" john verse, and if jesus would've had an electric car
that and more tomorrow, on diego day

>>214528184
Just have a parent move from the UK to a commonwealth country before 1990 like me, boom instant dual citizenship, it's that easy.

Life in the west is unbearable and oppressive
I dream or leaving one day to live in russia

we'll all live happily together, abdul will love your progressive views, we'll arrest graham lineham at an airport for being transphobic and do a pride parade the next day while embracing an islamic communinity centre being built NONE OF THIS IS CONTRADICTORY LA LA LA EVERYTHING IS GREAT :DDD

start getting a bit too far into the family tree and everyones names start getting a bit french errrrm!
>>214528184
why would you even want to come here its a shithole

>>214528280
>and if jesus would've had an electric car
Jesus drove a Mazda

diego spamming the thread with how excited he is for diego day because everyone else has him filtered

>>214528280
>another christianity episode
fuck sake

>>214528287
what's stopping you?

>>214528283
>dual citizenship
woke nonsense

Haha ffs i cocked it up didn't I

>>214528323
I have family here, i can't just leave them
I also don't know the language

never met a nice south african

>>214528350
excuses

>>214528325
Easier than applying for a visa with a criminal record thoughbeit

my dad doesn’t understand I can dislike Israel and also dislike Islam

>>214528258
I don't understand
>>214528283
If only
>>214528302
America is an even bigger shithole.

>>214528364
I met kurt caz in Brussels airport last year and got a picture with him he was nice

>>214528364
my sisters there right now with her bf and they got a safari tour by a nice old man who sounds like a south african donald trump

>>214528171
I stopped posting for a bit and did a lot of soul searching and thinking between about November last year and March this year. The increasingly numerous dark faces I saw IRL forced me over the "wall" so to speak. I realised communism is built on a false idea of equality. I realised that Whites really are superior and that we need the whole planet.

By about April this year I was deeply interested in NS, then the hack happened. During the downtime I voraciously read NS and fascist writers including Hitler, Himmler, Rockwell, Pierce, Mussolini, Mosley, Bowden, plus some old blogs that I knew of such as Evropa Soberna. By the time the site came back, I'd fully been convinced of National Socialism.

>>214528114
What dissent you dyspeptic brain-haver? We are at the most compliant society has ever been. Bosses are having parties on our heads. Well, they would if they weren't being crushed by international competition.

>>214528408
fair enough then
id rather have 20 yanks than one muslim

>>214528386
Just tell him how jews shunt Muslims into Europe.

>>214528426
do a zorba dance, yannis

>>214528421
lol

Don’t go out into the woods at night, a booger will get you.

The call came in at 0500: 'INT/brit/ is adrift and not responding. Can you go take a look?'
Sure? What else am I going to do with my life?
As I step foot on the deck, I notice that the engines are still humming. That's usually a good sign. I walk swiftly over to the hatch, peer in and bellow "Hello. Everything alright in there?"
73 eyes turn and peer at me, like some aquatic family of inbred cats. "All good mate. Can you close the hatch please?"
"Avec fucking plaisir!" As I'm resealing the hatch, I hear a quiet voice from behind me: "Squormange." then a giggle. I wheel around ready to stab someone or something with a closed multitool. A second voice, belonging to a slight young man with a failing moustache, utters "Scramming," in the same grey monotone before they both start tittering like schoolgirls.
"Are you lads trying to say 'Screaming'?" I ask.
"Squirrelminge," they reply in unison. Then Tweedle Dum pulls a pint can of Carling from his trousers, opens it, and hands it to me.
"A bit early, no? Fuck it. Thank you."
"Plenty more where that came from?"
"In your fucking drawers?"
"No, you mong. Down in the hold."
So I've been drinking less-than-chilled Carling and surfing the chans with these heathens. They're not bad folk, and it beats the hell out of saving them from themselves once or twice a week.

>>214528364
i have

mad how middle class people with no sense of danger and too much empathy have basically doomed england to NI style paramilitary conflict because their amydlya is full of sweety mice

irish chuds are actually going to elect connor mcgregor as president, a druggie who has the education of an 8th grader. Insanity

Once you start noticing jews, you can never not notice them.

heading up to bedfordshire x

>>214528408
Small boats my friend. Small boats.

>>214528437
I think it sucks whats happening to the UK but I think its important to know america has been in that state for decades now already and has slid even further into being a 3rd world country.
The annoyances of the UK are a worthy tradeoff to get away from the annoyances of America by my valuation at least.

>>214528486
as long as he wants ireland for the irish, it's all that matters

Grok used to deny the Holocaust death toll before Elon patched him

>>214528493
ninight precious x

how does this even happen

>>214528507
>him

>>214528498
i dont care either way, it's just insane to me. It just means we entered a new era, anyone can become a leader if they are popular enough. No one more gay politics, you just need support for the masses

43 year old natasha bedingfield's fat arse

>>214528526
Trump is your president.

>>214528521
Yeah grok

>>214528485
It's the "middle class" that is actually mostly represented in the (set up by intelligence services) anti-worker/immugrant demos

>>214528517
merchants innit

>>214528133
ktim

who reppin south west uk, full of libtards but i love it

>>214528497
honestly id love to live in america for a bit but more luck to you hope it works out
we do have a massive problem with overpopulation and immigration but i don't think anyone will get mad at you if you're american, as much as we take the piss out of you and other euros you guys are more than alright
thankfully it seems like things are turning over here but never say never

Reminder that Mossad and mi6 use the same propaganda tactics since the former was created with the help of the latter, that's why fascistic rhetoric in both england and occupied Palestine is exactly the same: jews become a race instead of a religion, the settler-colonialist becomes an immigrant and the immigrant a settler colonialist, muslims are the apex of barbarity and untrustworthiness and the western model the only factor of stability and peace.

>>214528486
What's madder is the centre and the left have fucked up so badly as to be in a position where they might not beat him

>>214528486
Bet the Irish president is one those weenie presidents that has no power and exists for no reason

>>214528564
south east for me
do we have to beef now?

>>214528564
me! me!

>>214528583
>we do have a massive problem with overpopulation

Very misanthropic thing to say and actually in line with transhumanists/4th industrial revolution imperialists

I’m not woke
I’m AWAKE

mum call an ambulance Rorke's just bit someone

>>214528531
For me it's Nelly Furtado

Any1 in Wolverhampton?

>>214528634
go back to sleep love.

Might have a monster and just throw the sleep schedule to the wind. I get more work done at night anyway.

got a willy

sometimes I just repeat lines from movies or whatever's on tv
don't notice it half the time but mum says I do it a lot
tourettes I think

there's so much to do all of the time
and the only respite is sleep

>>214528694
That is odd lol

>>214528661
yea me

>>214528498
>ireland for the irish

Sure, take it out on poor people. Ignore the english who practically wiped out almost everything irish.

>>214528698
Like pooing and wanking

>>214528713
hah yeah is a bit odd isnt it
i'm quite normal otherwise though

>>214528583
America can be nice for somethings. Obviously for certain hobbies its way better. But personally I'd give that stuff up. I'm a zoomer so my purchasing power is basically zero so I'm never going to have acres and acres. And honestly that doesn't sound all that good for me. I think it says a lot that for a lot of Americans their goal is basically total isolationism where they don't have to really be a part of the country proper. There's a lot of downsides to such a huge country. And the cities here are nightmares. The rural communities aren't much better.

It may just be a pipe dream though. I don't know why immigration is so hard for people like me but migrants with no skills or language ability can hop around fine.

>>214528724
if the irish weren't white, you'd be all for it

>>214528722
aye it looks like it was a long cake, David

>>214528619
services are collapsing because there's too much demand and this is a small island, i don't mean to sound misanthropic but i don't think getting rid of up to 5 million migrants who do not want to integrate would be a bad thing

>>214528655
She got thiqqqq
I mean, she's Portuguese, it was going to happen, but god damn, it would take a lot of will power to not bury my face in her pasteis de nata.

really want a Canada goose coat but I’m broke as fuck

>>214528762
Helps that she was fit as fuck in the first place as well

4.5 pints at the old public house
bedtime now

not a place in the world that got better by putting darkies in it
not a single one

Warm milk with honey and heavy cream

>>214528743
i wouldnt give up, it is very unfair on how hard it is to immigrate if youre a decent hardworking person but if the uk is where you want to be im sure theres a place for you
just stay away from bradford

>>214528797
I could make a sex joke but I won’t. I know you lot get touchy about that

>>214528766
You pay that much for a coat you deserve to have no money. I've had my coat over 10 years, it's fucking ratty at this point.

>>214528797
Making do with a Grey Goose and Canada Dry coat

>>214528819
go for it
unlike you lot, we're not prudes

>>214528821
You have 0 drip and negative aura

dodging fanny like im in ultra instinct mode

Hello brothers. How do you do on this splendid evening?

>>214528852
piss off

Timmy niggas be loving they In the Aeroplane Over the Sea

>>214528852
hello cat

got my bum out

>>214528846
*farts*

>>214528852
thought you was dead

>>214528877
*sticks me finger up your arse*

>>214528818
Thanks for the tip and kindness. I have visited the UK as a tourist and it was nice. Obviously I was just a tourist though. But it made me realize just how poisonous American food is which is another point I forgot to make. I get upset stomach easily but in the UK I actually felt pretty healthy and energized. Thats just my experience though.

>>214528887
Get that out of there right now

>>214528877
*rapes you*

>>214528852
greetings catyank

>>214528887
um

>>214528877
*retrieves your cotton jammies and gently wriggles them up your legs and covers your bum*

>>214528283
Wish my mom wasn't born in the uk thougever. I'd rather be half Australian and living it up over there.

>>214528908
Funny

I'm 56kg (123lbs

I might k-k-k-kill mysssssssseeeeeeeeeellllllffffffff!!!!!!!
>*The /brit/ live studio audience starts whooping and cheering*

>>214528908
me in every flat

>>214528954
You must be a runner.

>>214528954
and in stone you useless cunt?

>>214528954
post tiny tits pls

>>214528954
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

They're playing Nirvana on the radio in the pizza restaurant.

>>214528969
No, I'm just short
>>214528970
The fuck is a stone
>>214528986
I'm a man
>>214528991
what

>>214529009
we only do bodyweight in stone here
convert it and redo your post, now.

>>214529009
>I'm a man
not at that weight princess x

>>214529009
>I'm a man
not at that weight you're not haha
seriously la, eat

Imagine if there were a genuine female on /brit/. I wish there was

>>214528954
sex sex

>>214529009
You heard him. Do it again. I wouldn't keep him waiting if I were you.

mum said I have to go to bed because I’m making too much noise and keeping everyone up good night

>>214529031
Why do you weigh things in stones, you weirdo?

>>214528921
FOY FOY FOY

oh look the nasty fascist autistic american cat poster is back

>>214529038
and what would you doN stalk and drive them away like you did sara and the others?

stop bullying the swedish twink

>>214529038
had one on /britfeel/

even posted her arse

>>214529053
foodgeek's orders

Wish I were born a hermaphrodites

>>214529034
>>214529037
Rude
>>214529047
I'm not gay
>>214529051
I don't think I will

>>214529078
Don't believe it

>>214529061
No I don't even know the nameposters, I think it's sad.

>>214528756
>because there's too much demand

Here we go with the misleading simplicity of "supply and demand" economics. Which by the way was used during covid to shut down any voice of reason; "why would they destroy their economy"?
Services are collapsing because the West, and particularly european imperialisms, are gesring towards militarism/authoritarianism.

>>214529095
don't mean to be rude, it's quite concerning desu
you are severely underweight for an adult male

I also have long hair btw, longer than my sister's and mother's

Peter Piper pricked a pack of pimpled peckers

Smashing Sweden's little bussy in

>>214529078
Cola and the other trannies dont count

>>214528797
Blues music, sneaker shoes, your whole country's wealth...one could go on

>>214529121
My BMI is 20, perfectly normal and healthy

That French bird was rather fit , but it's Oooover Noooow

ai sex chat robot wank

>>214529145
I knew a really short guy but he was fat

>>214528891
Glad you had a nice time here. All my best with your future.

>>214529145
get your bum out

I'm the tiniest little Swedish Princess and I deserve love

>>214529142
>your whole country's wealth
cute but wrong

>>214529151
It could've been love

Going 2 b getin steamin in 17 hrs lol

>>214528954
the fuck?

>>214529156
That happens
>>214529165
>>214529166
>>214529137
Extremely faggy posts, do better

le porke face

>>214529179
Steamin hams?

>>214529185
not gay when you're woman sized is it princess?

>>214529183
I'm 168cm

Doing a faggy, flamboyant dance, touching myself all over, cause I'm a Mexican Pwincess 5 Foot Nothing...

had a bit too much to drink at the old pub i think

North American dinosaurs>South American dinosaurs>Chinese dinosaurs>European dinosaurs

>>214529100
>>214529140


actually

thinking bout it there werr too

nubs the really ugly one

and the lesbian who is one who poster her arse to spite hhl

>>214529189
might quit pork
they're cute

>>214529053
Brits not switching to Metric 100 years ago is yet another example of how we're a bunch of useless idiots stuck in the past. FFS we were doing Latin in Schools until the 1990s, the fucking Romans stopped speaking Latin 1,100 years ago we're just that fucking backwards.

>>214529107
sorry i dont actually know much about politics or what im talking about just think its gotten harder to get a doctors appointment because theres more people

>>214528517
Your great (x20) grandfather married an italian prostitute and brought her back

>>214529218
might as well become a woman

>>214529239
Brita you're the worst

I need a wistful reaction image for an engaging X post. Got any good ones?

>>214528037
>yes goy, the Marxists are the Jews, not the Capitalists who want to bleed you dry for every cent you're worth
How is anyone retarded enough to fall for this?

>>214529262
why are you here?

>>214529256
I'm not mentally ill, sooo no

poo pee willy bum, i smell the wank of an englishman

>>214529279
Looking for a wistful reaction image you mong

>>214529239
bet you're the type of cunt to say the temperature in kelvin and then act like a smug little know it all prick

>>214529296
top yourself you smelly brown ghoul

Love the way troons type stuff, very maternal and comforting.

>>214529290
How the fuck are you smelling sperm so much you can tell where it's from?

despite all my rage
i am still just a rorke on min wage

>>214529308
Baggle!

>>214527996 (OP)
epic 4 teh win :)

>>214529323
Be he alive, or be he dead
I'll have his bollocks to grind my bread

>>214529311
Top? Where's that? The roof? Sorry, speak English ahahaa

do you reckon there were medieval guys with a cuck fetish for norsemen

umm lads why has r kate got blonde hair now?

shall be making spaghetti aglio e olio but don't have any olive oil so will be using butter. also no parsley lemon or cheese so will add bacon

>>214528068
This already looks rehearsed without even being able to hear her voice. I can't imagine how cringe inducing this is with sound.
Maybe she genuinely believes this, but what she's saying was clearly lines fed to her by her PR department so she could have her epic clipable girlboss moment.

>>214529307
See this is exactly what I mean the fucking cunt has no reason for the arse-backwards views he got from the 1800's but fuck me if he's on a hair trigger about them. You probably tried to sell your children as chimney sweeps and shat yourself with rage when someone said that wasn't a thing anymore.

>>214529374
yea, everyone in england after 1066
also cuck for frenchmen obviously since diev et mon droit

i will never stop romanticizing the victorian era, i don't care how many little urchins got the black lung or how many wogs had a lead delivery from her majesty's army

How do you see this in the mirror and think "Ah yes, this is how I wish to present myself to the world"
What has to go wrong in your mind for you to get to that point

>>214529385
spaghetti o algio

>>214529054
I wish I could.

mad how much irl things takes away time and energy from bullshit like shitposting

I'd like to splash acid all over my fave so I could wear a cool mask all the time

>>214529423
Just want to be a ripe young lad with an eel pie in me pocket

>work at toil
>they've set up a collection pot because someone's turning 40 (I've spoken to this person like 3 times)
>they've set up another collection pot because someone is leaving the company after 5 years (I just fucking got here a few months ago)
>they've set up another one because some bhenchod is getting married

what the fuck is this?
it seems like they hired me just to give them all money
but I can't NOT give money because everyone else is
it's all so horrible

>>214529263
he hated capitalism too thoughbeit

>>214529239
heres the fing tho

britain is a metric nation

we only use imperial for a very small handful of things and never consistemtly. like no one uses lbs in uk but we use stone for weight. use feet and inches for height but rarely anything else. use miles but dont really use yards or feet in a distamce context, often stick to km, m, cm. we usemg and ml

we are a metric nation with like a couple handful of holdouts for traditions sake

>>214529385
spaghetti with butter and bacon
very italian anon, well done

can't believe i cheated on my lovely, beautiful girlfriend and got stuck with the other cunt

>>214529444
Jay Dyer made fun of this guy and he said that he is controlled opposition and a shill.

Watching robert deniro beating up people 60 years younger than him

>>214529499
why did you do it?

>>214529525
cause i'm mentally ill and she threw herself at me

what else do we regularly use feet forheight of mountains

>>214529524
could heem that old wop with one hand

>>214529263
It's called playing both sides

>>214529540
yeah

off to birmingham tomorrow
anything to enjoy there

>>214529537
You should tell your girlfriend and apologise

>>214529496
have you seen olive oil prices!?! I'm butter only now

The Jay Dyer sex arse feeling plump and tight as usual.

>>214529566
she knows

>>214529537
didn't really love your gf then, did you

>>214529565
the library is quite good

>>214529583
im not going to another city to look at a fucking library, mate
any other suggestions

>>214529569
This anon is an impostor and a pervert.

>>214529570
You guys ok now?

catyank must be destroyed

>>214529582
well, i did
>>214529598
nah, haven't talked since she found out

>>214529598
propa Detroit techno track
https://youtu.be/MY__-j3Vxn4

>>214529567
No mummy buys everything

>>214529611
men who love women don't cheat

>>214529628
well
technically
i never ACTUALLY cheated
my ex and i "broke up" and i just talked to another girl

>>214529483
>but I can't NOT give money because everyone else is
Why not?

Autumn is FAST approaching… you know what that means. Time to dress up a little smarter. Time to layer your clothes. It’s time to put a little effort in. Shirts. Trousers. Nice shoes. No more polyester and synthetic cheap clothing. Only natural, long lasting materials. Wool. Cotton. Linen. Clothes made in the UK, Europe at a push. Yes, they’re more expensive but they’re better quality and last longer. Quality is the key. If your clothing looks robust then you’ll feel and look more confident and respectable and this echoes through every aspect of your life. Time to get a move on. Time to gain a clue.

>>214529634
Alri Ross

Catyank is such a cool guy.

>>214529593
nope

Going away soon. No mummy and no daddy always there for me :( i guess i can call them every day

Wish I had a gf, just the one

>>214529673
oh alright then, fuck off you useless git
why bother replying

oim the bloo gen'lemin

>>214529675
Prison?

>>214529681
If I ever got a gf and got a taste for women I would not be satisfied with just the one

>>214529684
foul runt slop

BRING
BACK
WHITE
MOVIES

>>214529695
No I'm going abroad.

>>214529712
Captain Jack Sparrow was much cooler and more based than Will Turner who was a gay nerd.

>>214529688
right look here you cunt
i told you the library was good, not my fault you're too thick to appreciate such a place. shame really, you could learn a lot there which you're clearly in dire need of doing

>>214529712
there's a part in treasure island where the protagonist encounters a marooned pirate on the island who had been there for many years and his skin had become black from the tropical sun

>>214529634
kek
"WE WERE ON A BREAK"
sounds messy, forget my judgement

>>214529684
just says it all really

>>214529717
Holibobs?

https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/jay%20dyer%20sex%20arse/
what an absolute freak

>>214529725
im going to birmingham, BRUM you fucking twat
im looking to get steaming, get off my tits on drugs and such, im not prancing about a fucking library flicking through pages like a bellend

>>214529712
jewish rubbish

>>214529747
No I'm going to attend a university

brits are really meant to be a sea-faring people
in a way they are all marooned on their homeland in this modern world

>>214529725
>>214529764

>>214528780
She used to come into the Starbucks I worked at... she got ill-skinny for a bit. I'm actually kind of glad she gave in to her Iberian mommy genetics.

new creps lads

>>214529712
movies stopped being white somewhere around 2017

got mismatched socks on
i'm a bit quirky like that

going to get some jam and creams and a cheese string in a minute

>>214529786
They take to the seas and the skies that their vines may touch new soil and grow anew. The only way to stay Bri'ish is to remain in Bri'ain.

British actor Billy Nighy played the infamous Davy Jones.

>>214529825
Alright pippi long socks

>>214529832
irish diaspora

>>214529800
>nice white movie
>cram squid man into to inclusive

sick of this woke shite

>>214529830
nawr nawr nawr
only the midlanders are meant to remain in the countryside their whole life, everyone else is supposed to leave on a ship and come back wiser and saltier

>>214529780
Nice where?

Doing the Jacob mission where his father poisoned everyone and kept the females for himself.
Typical, haha.

>>214529864
They only come back if they don't root.

>>214529868
Slovenia. Pretty excited.

>>214529894
>>214529894
>>214529894
>>214529894
>>214529894

>>214529793
That’s that prim and proper etiquette guy.

In Liz we truss

>>214529882
Very nice, you should be

>>214529882
I hear they have a nice library there.

>>214529917
Yeah the first thing I looked up was what kind of library would be available to me.
>>214529906
Thanks!

I woke up and I feel like shit