Thread 214538653

Darkey in a Watermelon edition

rorke pitching a fit because he has had the last 8 (eight) years to play one of the most critically lauded, fan favourite games of all time (that only cost 20 pounds) and is now suddenly shitting his Next jeans realising that other lads are currently enjoying its sequel in real time, talking to one another about it and having a grand old time in a shared human experience that he is locked out of because he hasn't played the first one

early AND racist. it's ticking all the wrong boxes

I’m a local man from the area

>>214538688
All the BASED boxes more like!

>>214538700
screM

>>214538603
https://www.britishpathe.com/groupitem/294/
https://www.hitler-archive.com/

kill nigger kids

>>214538733
um

>>214537962
Why don't they just buy some land and do it themselves.

Fox hunting and golf courses are infact... le bad, reddit is right.

going to change it up lads
just has to be done
too much of the same
too many failures
too much depression
too much loneliness
too much nothingness
peace and love to you all
blessings through christ
amen

thinking long and hard about getting on the beers

>>214538762
What’s next? A grown man can’t even own slaves? Woke gone mad I tell you

a girl spoke to me on my incelwalk
wish I wasn't so autistic I just made my excuses to scurry away

Oh he’s done me oh dear

>>214538770
>going to change it up lads
>sits on /cric/ all day again
wow well done deegz

just did a poo

>>214538770
blog on

>>214538700
why are pontefract and scarborough so important

>>214538778
what was the context of her speaking to you

middle finger went numb lads

>>214538802
Yorkshire is the greatest place on Earth

Anyone else watch random people's stories on social media.

cement over the golf courses, barrat new builds on that land

going on a date next week with a goth girl 7 years younger than me (shes 22).

>>214538807
sold me a white monster ultra in sainsburys

>>214538807
she was desperate for a shagging I was the nearest virile male

>>214538810
hard day of fingering the mrs?

>>214538810
Why are your fingers so short wtf

>>214538812
trvth nvke

ive noticed 4channers always have stubby little runt fingers with tiny little incel fingernails, especially on the thumbs. I have long strong fingers with proper sized nails.

homero simpson

>>214538812
somerset mogs

>>214538860
can you cast a spell for them to lose their virginity

Bro has the GB news app oh my days

>>214538874
huge leftypol L.
he'll be seething for weeks

>>214538860
Yeah?

>>214538860
I remember you mocked my fingernails once.

cooking a fry up
not halal
take that woke lefties

got skinny little faggot wrists, me

>>214538807
I was waiting for my coffee in starbucks reading the master and margarita and she was waiting as well and she said she loves master and margarita, bulgakov was one of her favourite authors and asked me if I'd read any of his other books and I said no it's the first one I've read then my name was called and I got my coffee and walked away

>>214538874
um well that was just one man, no need to hate all rapists

>>214538939
Not entirely convinced this happened but if it did then yeah that's a fumble.

>>214538874
Huge reframing of the truth by the BBC

i will NEVER reject christ

Going to smoke some weed later and then try and make homemade sausage rolls

>>214538901
Rorke be like
>haha yes this 14 year old who got sexually assaulted is great news because it means leftypol will be upset

Reminder that the entire supposed boat crisis has been created to ram through Digital ID.

>>214538955
yeah? *gives you a nuggy*

>>214538967
well thats just wrong because leftypol loves seeing people getting raped and murdered by his precious brown people

>>214538955
based

not faking

so thankful i’ve never watched anime
even in my lowest, grimmest, most freakish moments of my runt life I never stooped that low. I can hold my head high.

just rejected christ

I need a boat

>>214538967
the news is him being found guilty (good news) not the girl being raped

>>214538985
Doesn't really mean anything

Christ if you're reading this l think you're a nerd

>>214538985
so cringe it accidentally becomes based

>>214538985
leftypol wont like this one bit.

>>214538955
Based

>>214538985
ITS GAMMONZILLA

>>214538985
no idea what this cartoon is supposed to convey

>>214538985
honestly, genuinely, I don't get it

>>214539036
That the National Front-type far-right is just below the surface of these seemingly calm protests
But it's crap

>>214539038
beneath the well meaning concerns of child safety is the threat of “da far right”

>>214539036
deep inside we are all big racist geezers x

An unintelligent frogposter, how novel!

>>214539036
leftypol's barely concealed contempt for the working class

>>214539038
its about how the "moderate rightists" who advocate for children not being groomed by pakis is secretly just a front for the "made in england" serious rorke types
i think

c. 1390 swedish firearm

need to trim my nostrils

mad, mad and mental

>>214539112
ablesit post

any sexy ladies in?

every single piece of discourse is designed to demoralise
rorke, leftypol, deano, and rasheed have all fallen victim

having my subway delivered by baldy polish man

>>214538990
screaming
i fell that low at like 14 and never came back up
35 year old incel now never been on a date never had sex

>>214539136
it’s cunts that you that are partially responsible for the state we’re in

>>214539136
subway is grim, grim cunt

>>214539056
>>214539084
would it not then make more sense for the looming giant to have been behind the protestors rather than have them crushing him down?

the staging gives the impression they are keeping him at bay, working against him

>>214539133
nothing bothers deano, he just buys name brand products and smiles

>>214539156
they don't make barmaids like this anymore woke doesn't allow it

>>214539133
Yep meanwhile incels, who spend all day everyday stinking up their bedroom and wanking, are enlightened and making the most of it.

>>214539180
ktinm I don't touch women

>>214538919
what is that diseased brown thing next to the bacon

>>214539198
its grim scrotish sausage i think. horrible stuff

>>214539156
>they don't make barmaids like this anymore
yeah Beavertown Neck Oil on tap was massive back in the 80s

CANT WAIT FOR GTA 6

>>214539198
me when I shop in an Asda

>>214539202
squidberg formerly horsebergé

wetherspoons or weatherspoons ?

>>214539232
aha x

>>214539198
That's Rasheed xx

>>214539232
yeah big on pork products, brown people

witherspoon

>>214539171
The deanopill is unironically a decent way to live your life day to day
Go to the gym, drive a fast car, take the mrs out for dinner and weekends away, play a sport and go to the pub on saturdays.

anyone else get the shits after a couple of cans? just me? ok

Yeah

>>214539256
yeah capable of just teleporting from aisle to aisle aswell

>>214539176
godo post

>>214539284
Just your tight little viet anus xx

>>214539268
:3

>>214539244
good lad keep it up today i'm off for a while i think
remember though i dont use capitals x
check discord faq for more help

>>214539198
square sausage
>>214539210
literally just a sausage in square form (although this one was beef sausage)
why are the english so snooty?

>>214539313
my tight anus is nothing for you to comment on freak

>>214539320
Alri de boyo ahahaha xx
>>214539338
Oooh bratty are wee ahahahah xx

>>214539313
very unchristian post

>>214538904
daddy hands

>>214539348
hs?

>>214538864
*somerset maugham

>>214539313
some lad hung this flag up around mine, thought you might like i because you're into religion ahah

been thinking of treating myself to a sit-down fry up meal at the ol' Tobary's Carvetorium but I'm too lazy to drive there

they do a good breakfast though it is definitely worth it

mental how when you have a plumber round you have to make them a tea else you’re a dickhead sorry but I’m paying you money to fix the toilet why the fuck do I need to make you a tea

>>214539348
suckijng jesus willy
>>214539363
ahahaha xxx

bet the cronem are waking up

Deegs makes about 50-60 posts per thread so be sure to keep that up as well

>>214539363
sort of grim poorthern shit tip do you live in mate
state of those terraced gaffs

luv liquorice
'ate aniseed

simple as

not sure why he thinks he can imitate me really

Staying at my girlfriends tonight (will be having sexual intercourse)

>>214539388
Literal advert with nothing of any worth shared

bet the cronem are showering

no, i am diego!

>>214539433
>toby carvery are going out their way to advertise to the 15 or so mental patients on /brit/ at 11 on a friday morning
ok schizo

>Keir Starmer suggests he will sack Angela Rayner if the ethics watchdog advises that she has breached the ministerial code over her tax affairs
hilarious how committed he is to the late 80s soviet satellite state doctrinaire leader bit

finally someone let me outta my cage

oh no someone sharing their thoughts on a food outlet on my anime website someone get ofcom on the blower this must be a paid advertising campaign

Visit Liverpool

Partigiano che scendi dai monti
Depredando la povera gente
Presto o tardi faremo i conti
E in galera dovrai ritornar.

Sul berretto tu porti una stella
Distintivo di razza dannata
prima o poi sentirai che legnata
ed allora giustizia sarà!

Pei tedeschi voi siete banditi
Pei fascisti voi siete ribelli,
Per il mondo voi siete sol quelli,
Che han venduto la patria e l'onor.

>>214539468
Did it was a shithole

british culture is so complex

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjJnPwuSC78

>>214539388
>toby carvery
grim runtslop, the local cafe does a 10x better fryup for the same price

just been sodomised by god's thousand mile long willy

>>214539496
right mate let me just drive 200 miles to your local cafe shall I

(no I won't)

gnoshing off an arab

>>214539410
>state of those terraced gaffs
They look fine? All in good shape and maintained

>>214539471
looks like the missus

>>214539491
Anfield is a shithole, Liverpool is peng

i may watch anime but at least i don't collect figures or have one of those body pillows

>>214539514
*misterus

rorke on a mad one in slough

>>214539524
I didn’t teleport into anfield mate

>>214539504
any cafe will do a better fryup than toby carvery, you must have one nearby
as an extra bonus mine is mostly staffed by milfs that call you sweetheart and put a hand on your shoulder when they serve your plate

sexy Liverpudlian girls

Esoteric Heydrichist Exterminationist National Socialism

>>214539468
there are some right boobas under there

>>214539541
neither did I, on either visit
nor goodison park

>>214539549
are abs is lengers

brit? more like shit can i get an amen

>>214539565
What's your team, lad?

>>214539549
pic non related

>>214539549
in the future being this hefty a hog will be illegal

yeah well the opposite of what you just said

>>214539589
ok she look smuch better there

>>214539589
dont watch runtball me
just on team boobywoobilies

>>214539611
AI doesn't count
are you AI?
I hope not, you're the first friend I've had in my adult life

beans potato sausage
that's the best way

Sir Small Boat

Sir Tiny Tug

Almost lunch time lads, what'll it be then eh?

took too many bong hits and now i’m scared
i’ve gone off my nut and ruined my brain forever

Sir Little Liner

>>214539657
White slop without migration be like

Rorke getting out of bed at midday after a heavy night boozing and microwaving a ready-meal for his breakfast and then he does a wank

top milf

>>214539657
2 roast beefs a kit kat and a coke

>>214539681
yes we’re all aware what a deano is

>>214539681
teletubby towers

should I try dubai chocolate?

>>214539708
UM x

whats a good language to learn

>>214539713
no

>>214539735
dunno

>>214539735
gaelic

>>214539735
Mandarin Chinese. Move to China

>>214539749
truke

>>214539735
french is useful
welsh and irish are interesting and larpworthy

>>214539735
Old French, specifically the Anglo-Norman dialect

poo

you've not tried dubai chocolate mate? oh my days bruv he ain't tried it he's not tried dubai chocolate lads lads wait to your hear this Smithy hasn't tried dubai chocolate

>France orders hospital to be ready for war by March 2026
Our elites are literally going to try to start WW3.
Migrants will be the meat catchers.

Start preparing lads. Start preparing. Do not let them take you without fighting back.

>>214539657
chicken salad and a x2 penquins

>>214539770
You need to step foot outside and get some fresh air.

>>214539713
yes mate its class

catberg on a lazy one

not putting that arab muck anywhere near my mouth

>>214539794
that a new type of chocolate an all?

>>214539780
>meat catcher
What does that mean?

>>214539821
shove him out the window

>>214539782
That your bf?

>>214539837
don't rate them

>>214539855
DO NOT post the peters or the ponies

>>214539867
Who

>>214539878
them

>>214539843
Yep

>>214539833
The ones who round up conscripts like in Ukraine

>when you kiss a girl and it's your first time in 6 months
>but for her it's her first in 6 days (if that)
how to get over this lads
our expectations and feelings are so unequal

(!) This post is more than 2 months old

Tottenham Corspaff

bendy baton tappening scheduled

>>214539923
not going to marry her are you

>>214539923
dont know

mexico

>>214539952
raher marry her than no one....

crying into my latte

leaky pg tips aching 3 pm relief

>>214539899
May as well just wave in the Russians at that point

>>214539968
Oh my gosh, is that a boring rural backwater but.. ~3rd world~ !? :3

>>214539923
You can go on a date with a bird where you both attend a restaurant for a sit down meal, talk, get to know one another, you pay or perhaps split the bill, then after you both leave she shags the guy she's "been seeing" later that evening while you go home wondering how it went.

This is considered normal in today's market. If you're not on board with this then you're a bigot.

SHE'S TALKING TO STUFFED ANIMALS.. AN INANIMATE OBJECT BECAUSE SHE CAN'T TALK TO YOU.

Can you not see how fucking sad that is?

activating my naruto jutsu to turn me into a sexy girl and selling my fanny pictures online to become the greatest hoekage

>>214539968
looks like sussex

getting gang blacked

>>214539837
too white

>>214539875
sorry this is a designated shitting thread

>>214540015
it looks nice mate cheer up

got leftypol on the ropes

>>214540025
who

genuinely would like to go live in Mexico just worry that the cartel might kidnap my white ass for ransom

suns back out today

>>214540041
Leftypops big night out

>>214539837
No Curtis Jones or Harvey Elliott? Wonder who's behind this infographic LMAO

>>214540025
fucking bastard stuffed animal no you are fucking fuck you bloddy

>>214540051
no i shan't

>>214540063
another day working at Currys PC World is it?

>>214540084
poo scrumble

>>214540056
I'm thinking are Rubes

>>214540063
rorke whipping the volvo

>>214540063
The wrist doesn’t match the body

>>214540063
the "dad at a barbecue" drip

>>214540063
>polo shirts
>trainers
rorke thinks this is dressing up

>>214540063
Crisp white kicks with that Purple Polo. I can't lie this fit is hard!

>Britain buys a bunch of tents for body storage in a mass fatality event
>France telling hospitals to be war ready by March 2026

Yeah we are fucked. It's been fun lads

leftyrorke still wrapping his head around the concept of perspective

>>214540073
dickhead

>>214540115
could they not just chuck them in the ocean? fish would eat them

>>214540115
>>Britain buys a bunch of tents for body storage in a mass fatality event
How many

>>214540115
neolibs when the country is spiralling towards bankruptcy and the whole country hates them
>lets start a war!

>>214540115
Why should states not be prepared for war?

>>214540134
couple

>>214540115
almost time for children of men innit

rorke ironing his jeans for the family trip to harvesters

>>214540134
over 9000

>>214540171
Not that many is it

>>214540134
700k

>>214540153
Can we not prepare for war some other way than digging a pre-emptive mass grave for our entire population?

>>214540095
good spot mate, I drive a v70

>>214540184
Who said anything about 'the entire population'? You're getting emotional.

>isis in the country
>no prepare
>russia continues to invade ukraine
>no prepare
>israel comitting genocide
>no prepare
>norf fc mongs fly english face
>the state prepares hundreds and thousands of body bags


more than a bit concerning

fly english face

>>214540215
>norf fc mongs fly english face
>the state prepares hundreds and thousands of body bags
no matter
just fill them with souf fc innit

any exempt from military service chads in

>>214540095
>>214540208

Do not fight their wars.
Do not report for conscription.
If they try to grab you, fight them.
If they give you a gun, turn it on them.

came out the disableds all red and sweaty after a cheeky work wank and got done for flying english face

>>214540162
November 2027

>>214540247
volvo is the white mans choice, never see any of bradfords finest in Volvos do you? Always german cars

>>214540215
Would the British Army fight the Norfs or stand down?

>>214540215
The plan is to literally kill off all the Whites. The migrants will be left to rape our women. Kalergi Plan.

>>214540238
so are you just showing off that youre retarded or what

what happened with that story from a while back where they raided a funeral home and found hundreds of bodies they'd pretended to bury / cremate?

what was the deal with that

>>214540296
lazy wogs lying as usual
or organ harvesting, take your pick

>>214540287
Aways wanted a Volvo 700 series but never happened

>>214540084
hooting

Millions of boomers and Gen Xers have died prematurely from the vax
They’re desperately trying to plug the holes with immigrants

>>214540323
nah it was a white funeral home

the whole thing was very odd. Going to look it up to see if more details have come out

>>214540334
laughing irl at this one

>>214540291
key worker, my job is too important

We must follow Christ, not the world—for the world leads only to weakness and ruin. Only He gives salvation, strength, and purpose.

Stand with Him and you will never be led astray.

>>214540369
must be one of those jannies they talk about

>>214540369
Timpsons ain't that important mate

the stronger power prevails

>>214540369
I'm sure they can find another sod to work the tills at tescos

Rayner's walked

>>214540336
Might buy an older one if this one ever kicks the bucket or gets written off, they're well into "classic" territory now so good ones are expensive. Big kicker on getting a classic is rust but Volvos don't seem to rust, you get a jap car of that vintage and its practically dust unless its in a good garage

>>214540387
They do some important services tbf, big fan of Timpsons

>>214540287
The huwhyte man's choice is a dodge challenger redeye in hellraisin

do you think the surname Coltrane existed before coal trains existed?

surely not, it's too obviously derived from "coal train"

*rapes you*
*rapes you, again*
*rapes you*
*rapes you, my friend*

>>214540425
where to?

>>214540456
it's from colt trainers

>>214540429
>big fan of Timpsons
ktim
only the first 8 or so seasons though

>>214540456
do you even need us to be here

rorke has gone too far

>>214540456
Nah I bet there's some French town or village called Coultran and that's where it came from

>>214540471
jobcentre+

>>214540469
you cannot deny that is a sick fit

>>214540469
even mosley was lukewarm desu
especially considering his contemporaries

rorke has gone southampton but he's never been to scunthorpe

>>214540469
baggy ahh trousers

>>214540456
young male horses are called colts

>>214540486
sometimes I like to get my own answer in early in case someone else has the same thought, posts it and gets credit for it

>>214540425
bet she's regretting buying that flat lmao

>>214540429
That's the problem with being into reliable cars, they keep going and it's hard to justify replacing them. I'm a Toyota man and thankfully no rust here with the climate.

>>214540515
has he

leftypol crazy with the kicks they call him jean-claude

>>214540486
I reckon he likes to get his own answer in early in case someone else thinks the same thing, posts it, and gets all the credit

>>214540534
I live by the sea and have to park outside so most cars pre-2000 would just disintegrate into rust. Volvos are well galvanized though given they were built for Swedish winter

>>214540570
>>214540570
>>214540570
new, soon to be old

and the new?

>>214540534
I got a jag hust because it's a ludicrous amount of car for the money
>supercharged 340hp V6
>RWD
>looks good
>double wishbone so comfy as fuck but still handles really well, loads better to drive than a 3 series
> built in android auto when it works
And 35k miles for £17k. Absolute fucking bargain

>>214540505
Lukewarm on what?