Thread 214540493

>>214535511
>so you come to me, on the day of my daughters bar mitzvah, and you tell me you don't believe israel has a right to exist?
>you don't offer shekels. you don't offer sacrifices. you don't offer to take a loan from me, with interest

i wanna dress like hitler for casual everyday tasks

i am withdrawing

Jalen Carter be like

When Nesteros the Great was walking in the desert with a brother, they saw a dragon and ran away. The brother said, ‘Were you afraid, abba?’ Nesteros answered, ‘I wasn’t afraid, my son. But it was right to run away from the dragon, otherwise I should have had to run away from conceit.'

Teach a man to cook and you tweak him for life

>>214540937
I look like this but with black hair and brown eyes and a greek beard

I love you yeah yeah

>>214540972
proof?

I’m fuckin gay I’m twansgendew

I look transgender

>>214541005
I'm not doxxing myself. Also I don't look like this, But I do have great hair.

>twansgendew
never had that flavour of pop b4

>>214541080
post hair?

>>214541096
lel, maybe later

>>214541037
>>214541058
Do you see a lot of transgenders in your country? I have only seen one here but it wasn't bulgarian.

>>214541211
There's none here but I look like one unfortunately

>>214541244
how? do you take estrogen?

visit me every year

>>214541269
Fag genetics

probably gonna get a 30 day for doxxing a spammer but I will humbly accept my punishment for doing what is necessary

>>214541431
Which spammer?

every white guy from alaska does a perfect impression of the native accent. it's always funny

Dubs and I post my favorite furry artist

>>214541449
rheaschizo on /pw/

>>214541483
oh come on that guy is funny

>>214541498
faggot

>>214541378
That doesn't make you look trans, also you can work out and look a bit better.

>>214541498
Doxxers are typically autistic retards who take this shit way too seriously

>>214541508
yeah yeah enjoy your 30 days buddy

>>214541530
defending schizos that spam boards and slide threads while essentially tripfagging is really cringe and you should perhaps drink bleach

>>214541571
The more you talk the more you prove my point fucking loser

I am
>Still awake
>At a [10]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lCkQea6i9oI

>>214541598
it's 7:44am and you are on 4chan man, you don't have room to call anyone a loser

do you think an online relationship can work or is there too much about vibing in person thats impossible to tell even with facetime and discord

>>214541513
face/height/frame

>>214541627
I’ve never been in a relationship so take what I say with a grain of salt. But all relationships hinge on the fact that at some point there will be physical contact. I would go 6 months max without netting up to call it quits

>>214541606
yet im not bragging about being a imageboard vigilante like your autistic ass is

>>214541673
yet you're still on an anime imageboard talking to strangers at 7 in the morning
you can't whatabout your way out of that man

This is the most retarded shit I’ve watched in a while

https://youtube.com/shorts/EgYIwCbMn18

>>214541690
you're a loser that's undeniable

>>214541718
who has been denying things in this exchange? (rhetorical question, it's not me)

Big fan of this image

>>214541735
I just said that you're a much bigger loser. it's like the difference between being a fag and being jeffrey dahmer.

my favorite pornstar just dropped a new vid yay #goon

>>214541776
fags and jeffrey dahmer are your point of reference for yourself? grim

>>214541702
Ngl the food looks good but it wouldn’t go through the humiliation ritual of trying to get a seat

>>214541788
never beating the autism allegations

>>214541803
I would rather be autistic than compare myself to queers and serial killers

>>214541702
>This is our journey of getting into RAOS
I ok I died of cringe.
Who the fuck do these people think they are?
>Are you behaving yourselves
>Wanna eat
I hate everything about this video, and fuck that restaurant.

>>214541830
you're a pro wrestling fan which is even gayer

what exactly is wrong with being gay

>>214541845
Worst part was when the husband went all the way just to give them extra cash and NOT eat.
And after all that effort they get the chick seat in the corner

>>214541865
keep deflecting little guy

Good evening, my deep work session didnnt go as expected but im happy

please listen to this song

https://youtu.be/PCp2iXA1uLE?si=FT6Cmq-DlzObudj7

What are your plans for weekend?

>>214541845
What a stupid bitch, I would divorce her.

>>214541881
it goes against judeo-christian values

>>214541897
go reset the router manchild

my gf let her previous boyfriends creampie her. she says she regrets being so slutty and wont let me cum inside. how can i manipulate her into letting me? i aint losing to these subhumans

>>214541895
Yeah. This is humiliating.

>>214541902
I will listen to this song and get back to you once I finish

>>214541916
That''s fucked. I would probably break up with her. That's a retarded reason.

>60% of men did not have sex last year
PINK PONY CLUB
PINK PONY CLUUUUB

>>214542018
I refuse to believe that

>>214541747
I used to play this game daily but haven’t in about a year now

>>214542018
WOMEN ARE DEMONIC SATANISTS

>>214542018
Who made that stat, it's impossible to determine that.
If they asked 300 guys and then extrapolated,, that's retarded.

>>214541916
ask her why she thinks that's slutty when you are in a committed relationship and whether that means she doesn't see you as a boyfriend

>>214542060
THIS, I would be offended.

>>214541902
I didn’t care for the song all that much desu
I plan on just working and hoping to win the 1.7 billion dollar Powerball. What about you?

>>214541902
That song sucks ass
Why do weebs listen to shit like this

>>214542114
Rate my music taste
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5qu5EE7Q74w&pp=ygUJQnJhaW5zb3Vw

>>214541483
Didn’t he already self doxx?

>>214542092
>You can’t just hope to win the lottery! Think of the odds! It’s not a good long-term strategy!

>>214542135
I need more than one song to rate your taste.

>>214542085
That's how a woman would argue if the roles were reversed. Like on a dude that insisted on using condoms.

Humour is a coping mechanism. Laughter is a stress or anxiety response. Men typically have to cope with their suffering via humour whereas women tend to have support networks.

Consider that, while out hunting, or while at war with another tribe, it was likely a man would see the most obscene and horrifying things. He'd see his friend disemboweled by a lion and would just have to live with that image, and making light of it was a way of dealing with that. I remember my great-great uncle was telling me a story about some war he was in, can't remember what, and he said that one of his friends stuck his head out of cover and immediately had the top half of his head blown off. My great-great uncle laughed a bit, then said "poor guy" and finished his story.

Humour is a coping mechanism. Women rarely have to cope with things the way men do. When a woman is upset, she is allowed to cry and be upset. Men just cope.

>>214542174
I was more saying rate the specific song
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fCvLpCPJPmA&pp=ygUUdGhlIGdyYXZlIHJ1c3R5IGNhZ2U%3D

>>214542135
Screeching Weasel is better

>>214542213
>He'd see his friend disemboweled by a lion and would just have to live with that image
This was actually more rare than you would think in Paleolithic era. Lions and most other predators know humans are bad news and steer clear.

The Wall is better than Dark side of the moon

>>214542275
No it wasn't

>>214542114
i listen to lot more kind of music anon, i listen to rammstein too sometimes, talking heads, and even kraftwerk (i only know we are the robots)

>>214542135
fucking epic. reminds me of negative XP. i prefer midwest emo, less cursing.

>>214542092
good luck getting the powerball. i think im gonna go hangout with my family

>>214541934
thanks. what were you doing?

where do I go to get gf like her

>>214542354
Yes it was
You were more likely to get fired by and antelope, crushed by an elephant, or bitten by a hippo than a lion ever attacking you.

>>214542345
time and money are my favourite tracks thoughbeit

>>214542469
>fired
*gored
>>214542440
>reminds me of negative xp
They are both in the epunk/incel core genre which have very few actually good bands

>>214542220
I liked the other song better. Not a fan of this style.

>>214542508
I really, really did not care for money
I feel like I’m missing something when I listen to Dark Side of the Moon, people always say it’s the best album of all time but I really don’t hear it

>>214542203
Yeah exactly. In fact if you say that some other girl did something to you, your current gf would want to do it with you in most cases.

>>214542537
Okay okay, what about THIS one?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RA6VTlTCBWg&pp=ygULU2FucmlvIGdpcmw%3D

>>214542609
Goes hard asf

>>214542609
THEY/THEM ENERGY

I like playing with my peter :]

>>214542609
Not a fan of this either (no offence). What's that style called anyway?

>>214542705
She actually was a FtM tranny before de-transitioning
>>214542722
Incelcore/epunk
Okay last one
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9OFpfTd0EIs&pp=ygUTZXllcyB3aXRob3V0IGEgZmFjZQ%3D%3D

>>214542757
phroar

>>214542757
Whoa

>>214542780
>>214542807
exactly

Palisade drivers are always so aggressive. And it's always just some fat mom

>>214542757
imagine the smell

Thoughts

>>214542868
The Raped

>>214542769
I kind Billy Idol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4x-ke1riAg0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kaMiIaT-sg

I don’t care about e-celeb drama unless it’s an edaddy/tradwife getting exposed as a grifting retard.

>>214542903
I don't care about it unless it's funny

>>214542868
what happened to this guy?

realistically speaking would you date a cute girl with a body count over 10?

>>214543013
Highly depends on the scenario

i love SPH

>>214543013
Yeah why not

>>214543013
if she was christian

Oh shit, fr fr?

>>214543013
In an ideal world, no, but I don’t know if low body count women actually exist anymore

Tate McRae - have you seen this bitch?

>>214543029
describe a scenario where the answer is yes

>>214543013
Only over 18

>>214543013
only if all of her past partners were black

>>214543013
I’m a stone cold incel. I can’t even imagine having an intimate relationship anymore.

>>214543060
They don't, unfortunately. 10 is LOW now

what do you losers do in between making posts here

my glasses has a scratch

>>214543231
Making posts on Kiwifarms

People who need glasses should be blinded
No half-measures

>>214543231
your mom

>>214543290
but your dick is way too small

>>214543231
this week I’ve actually been working on my hobbies in the morning
if I can keep it up I might actually make the game/art I always wanted

>>214543231
plant potatoes

i hate india, china and russia

>>214543368
why

really do be like this

how do i get into ventriloquism

>>214543439
they want to destroy the american world order

>>214543471
Based

>>214543231
tending to my family house
run errands
leetcode i guess

>>214543471
india can't do that, neither can russia

America should not have a world order, we should be focusing only on domestic issues

>>214543522
russians are stubborn and indians are obnoxious

>>214543522
monkey together strong

Nations shouldn’t exist

>>214543595
what else shouldn't exist then

>>214543611
you

>>214543616
what are you gonna do about it

Good morning
I have avoided a hangover after chugging a liter of water last night!

Big fan of this picture

>>214543655
how many times did you wake up to piss

What does having a hangover feel like

Sometimes I wonder if I've pissed my pants while sleeping but it evaporated before I awoke

>>214543670
None until just now, but I pissed like 10 times before going to sleep

i have never drank alcohol

>>214543707
Like you're really sick
Headache, nausea, pain in your limbs

>>214543707
its the worst, alcohol sucks

>>214543707
headache, dehydrated, groggy and sick
it’s literally the effects of being poisoned

people are peer pressured into liking alcohol

>>214543779
The only alcohol I liked was mead and that was cause I couldn’t taste the alcohol

>>214543666
same, twin

>>214543772
also anxiety and can't breathe

>>214543779
why do i drink alone then

>>214543779
Not true. The effects of alcohol speak for themselves. It temporarily removes the pain of being lonely and hopeless.
There is also the parasocial aspect of “drinking” which is like being part of a secret maladaptive club.

>>214543779
I drink to shut down the part of my brain that’s always worrying about shit.

bit insane how quickly ragebait became a word and then immediately lost all meaning

>>214543825
>>214543904
you wouldn't have started drinking if you weren't peer pressured

>>214543611
I've said it before, we need to return to feudal city states.
>kino micro culture specificity
>very specific nationalism
>wars involving only a few thousand to hundreds at a time
>walls
>local lore, hundreds of historical perspectives
>land between cities becomes the home of wizards and bandits

>>214543941
It didn't lose all meaning, its just that the vast majority of posts on social media are rage bait

>>214543960
you need to grow up and die

>>214543960
You are closer to the truth than most but still a good ways off

>>214543960
wouldn't a large united nation just roll over these city states

>>214543974
I disagree, I see people labelling literally every single opinion or thought they don't agree with as ragebait

>>214544027
not if it had wizard powers

>>214543960
lol

>>214543991
you're just saying be quiet and serve niggers but you don't even know it
>>214544027
im not saying it will happen I just wish it would. only in a post apocalyptic scenario would this happen and even then it would only be temporary

my /ck/ thread died

>>214543960
>walls
don’t get ahead of yourself
wall technology is something that will take centuries to rediscover

jason has the dumbest ideas

Going to a breakfast restaurant
Will post my food

>>214544122
Jason doesn't say the n word, not him

>>214544111
Did you make food

>>214540937
Alot of people forget Hugo Boss designed the Nazi uniforms and they're still making mena suits today

>>214544168
Of course, I dont make a thread if it's not something I cooked

>>214544200
Well, what food did you make?

Smoking exclusively the finest chesse

>>214544200
post your food here

>i-its jason!
>its brian!
>nooo its terrone!
faggots

i have never smoked

>>214544241
ok goshy

>>214544241
they do say this kek

>>214544247
not even when you get really mad?

>>214544289
no

Caring about Jeffrey Epstein is now left-coded. If you post about DA EPP-STEEN LYST, you are now a spiritual chapocel and possibly a troon. Sorry, I don't make the rules.

>>214544311
Trump released the epstein files though

i ahte the poopy stinky benchod of 9ndia

>>214544311
Orange man is a pedo until proven otherwise
It's too suspicious

>>214544327
honestly the people who obsess over the schizos are even more mentally ill than the schizos themselves

>>214544223
>>214544237
I made spanakopita

I might have posted it here I forget

It took the epstein files for me to realize that i honestly don't really care what happens to anyone outside my immediate family

Why can't we vote for the candidates we want to become president

>>214544241
based

>>214544327
>actual poopdickschizo shows up
actually it's a guy pretending to be him to rile up the other guy

>>214544373
$$$

>>214544361
Some of these people have been for around a decade
Makes you think

>>214544362
Looks good
Do you share these creations with others or do you eat it all yourself

Somebody just yucked my yum...

>>214544481
redditjeet

>>214544458
thanks, I gave half to my neighbours.

>>214544468
Like what?
Don’t let the haters get to ya

I doinking beer Springsteen in the winter, that’s where I got my weed

from now on I am a new namefag, I will be called pissbuttfag

>>214544718
I'm penisfartanon

I’m Lamborghini Racist

Saw a guy with a shirt that says bazinga! with little soyience symbol. He was taller, and more masculine than me.

I used to be a namefag on /cum/ but now I’m forgotten

>>214544791
What's the soyince symbol

Wow, Indonesia turned 80? So much chaos, corruption, political elite, and social inequality? We're religious and yet effective people, we're better than this.

This reminds me of something, let's see how long did Harkonnens rule--

I'm a namefag but lying low right now

Huge fan of this picture

>>214544814
I lost my title when I stopped using extraflags

my doctor was an Israeli sniper in her youth

>>214544872
is she cute?

>>214544898
stfu

>>214544872
does she ever brag about how many toddlers she's domed?

>>214544913
Let's be nice

>>214544932
fuck off

Sometimes very attractive girls are into me, but usually I get no attention at all, I must have a very niche phenotype

>>214544898
Keep talking
>>214544932
Stay here

>>214544955
Who shit in YOUR cereal?!

Final fantasy 14 was comfy but holy FUCK the story was a slog and the daily quests felt like a chore. Plus the over world was way too easy

This is my town on Wplace

IT'S FRIDAY LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO

>>214545043
Zoomed out

> resident of dick son
> /cum/ poster
jokes write themselves

My food arrived

My bussy tastes like Dr Pepper

>>214545116
Not sure what I'm looking at

>>214545116
yummy! looks like heart disease.

>>214544996
Never understood the appeal of MMOs
Feels like a second job

>>214545104
We also have a penis church if you look it up

>>214545116
steak with veg and eggs?

>>214545152
LOL

Walk away me boys
Walk away me boys
And by mornin we'll be freeeee

Wipe the golden tear
From your mother dear
An raise what's left of the flag for me

>>214545194
of course its a black penis

>>214545138
>>214545192
It’s a skillet, I always put over easy eggs on top, then spread the yolk on the food

I saw the most beautiful woman at the coffee shop. At the hamburger palace. I saw her the boobies at the waitress restaurant.

>>214545266
You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar!

/cum/ is absolutely bustling this morning

>>214545281
Oh yeah I know that song! The Human League

>>214545290
That Apu is about to die a horrible death

Get a lass from Dublin

Why is racism against Indians so high in Canada?

I went to an italian restaurant and the italian american waitress was so fucking pretty and had giant tanned titties of the most exquisite sunkissed color on display with a low cut tshirt. she saw me looking at her sexually and smiled, so she also clearly had a good attitude about being sexy and hot. I just really appreciated the moment overall which is why i still remember it. very good food too

>>214545333
when you're in t h e z o n e nothing can touch you

>>214545290
I have to start getting ready for work soon-ish so you fellas will have to pick up my slack

Then the rosary beads counted one two three

Fell apart as they hit the floor

In the garb of black

We must pay respect

To the color we're born to mourn

>>214545357
I like pale titties

are white russians actually good

>>214545357
well they do work on tips

>>214545434
I like them, yeah

Shit smells like shit

>>214545506
My shit smells flowers

>>214545458
Its just nice that she approved of my appreciation of her tits. You don't see that attitude often enough.

im back

>>214545604
how much did you tip?

im black

hello

top 10 international negroes?

>>214545675
Everything is going to be okay

>>214545604
agreed. most women do actually appreciate the male gaze, they take it as a compliment, but they've been taught to react negatively because sexism or something.

plus i think indians take too many liberties with that stuff so women are just more on guard now.

feels like a death electro kinda day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bjorxal3Np0&list=RDj0WqWXHnbWo&index=18

>>214545700
Atheists literally believe this

I want to get some New York pussy. I wish I had several million dollars.

>>214545817
if adam friedland and stavros can have sex in new york surely you can too

there's something irremediably sad about an atheist's funeral

when did you give up on walking dead?
for me it was when they introduced the little girl with a katana. there were retarded things going on before then, but that was the last straw when it all became too much to bear

>>214545933
Never watched it

>>214545947
everyone watched it when it first came out though

>>214545658
dont remember exactly but i know it was above average. the whole experience was very pleasant

>>214545995
Not me

Indiana Jones is so fucking gay.

>>214545933
i gave up in the middle of s3

>>214546112
Who’s your favorite conquistador?

>>214546112
How? He fucks a different hot bitch in all 3 movies

>>214545933
The pilot put me to sleep and I never gave it another chance

>>214546112
its a whimsical adventure for kids, wholesome fun. you're just a weird jerk

i put the pussy on the chainwax

>>214540493 (OP)
Daughers don't have bar mitzvas numbnuts

>>214546199
woah, you went too far

>>214546242
im sorry ok, i don't like to pull out the j-word when i dont have to but he really pushed me with that comment

Bit of an odd thing to do innit

tomorrow is koturday

>>214546398
just another workday for me

drinking covfefe

Call of duty zombies is just boring on the high rounds

>>214546383
I wonder if the CIA feels silly bothering to cover things up now? It turns out you can just outright confirm conspiracy theories and admit to crimes in public and absolutely no one will care, they could post a full unredacted list of every war crime and psyop they've ever done and people would just post "bruh" in the twitter comments then move on

>>214546424
>>214546424

>>214546514
EARLY
DO NOT USE

>>214546524
Calm down
We don't need to split the thread

sex with zullie the witch

>>214546542
Exactly so don't use it. And if that was you delete your post

>>214546567
>>214546567

NEW
>>214546568

>>214546424
>>214546424
>noooo it was 30 seconds early

oh my god

>>214546514
>>214546579
>>214546583
OK, this is epic...

I’m going for a walk, you retards sort out which thread to use

Great work guys

Huboy we got a lotta news

shit, diarrhea or shart, make your choice anons