Thread 214546567

"white" nationalist edition

old thread o algo
>>214540493

Brown men are a joke

What is niggers in paris?

>>214546567 (OP)
do NOT google Laskaratou 11, Athens 111 41

this is the real non early new

>>214546647
Can you milk those

>>214546669
Anything with nipples can be milked

Why do we sperg out so hard over 30 seconds early and split the thread?
Is it to bait mods?

>>214546689
what about babies? imagine a baby breastfeeding from another baby

>>214546669
yeah people don't usually drink it though

>>214546701
Why do you sperg out and make early threads in the first place? You can wait til the bump limit

>>214546701
No it's to stop this general from becoming /ita/ where the stunads make 7 news at 286

we're all in here

>>214546424

>>214546424

>>214546424

NOT POSTING IN THIS COLORED THREAD

>>214546763
This thread has double the replies

>>214546763
Shant

>>214546763
lmaoing at your life

Io posto qui

ONE MORE DANCE WITH MARY JANE
ONE MORE CHANCE TO KILL THE PAI-AIII-AIN

general rule of thumb is to use the thread that was made first, you guys are being n-words

>>214546852
Don't make it early and you might have a shot faggot

>>214546852
The other thread is disrespectful of Jewish culture, breaking the rules

>>214546852
shall i make a new thread right now then?

Why are the Mexicans all black?

The nearest person to you just went insane and will try to kill you. What do you do? Whats the nearest weapon to you? Do you think you would survive?

Making the new early is peak brownoid behavior. Like not returning the shopping cart to the thing.

In this general we observe the fucking decencies

Hey guys what are y- NIGGERS haha xD

>>214546974
i would happily die. i hate living anyways

>>214546974
My dog would protect me

>>214546852
Bro is afraid of the janitor :skull:

you guys are so funny

>>214546987
this is such a /cum/ post

>>214546998
what breed is it

>>214546998
What if your dog was the one to go insane

>>214547026
This makes me realize that women wearing pants is a mistake

>6:30 am, sleeping with the window open to make the room comfy cold
>retard leaves his car on and his door open for a full minute with the car repeating the "ba duh, ba duh, ba duh..."
>moments afterwards a truck honks twice
>right afterwards i learn this is a garbage truck as it loudly deals with the dumpster
>by this point i get up and groggily close the window
>>>>>>neighbor upstairs decides it's time to turn on his sink's garbage disposal for no reason
shut the fuck up............... please........ shut the fuck uppppppppp

Return to tradition

Mommy finally went to work. Now I can walk around the house screaming. I finished playing with my peter and now I’m screaming in my underwear.

>>214547133
i know this is real because i used to scream profanity and jerk off in the living room when my parents left

>>214547156
lol'd

im only half cut

I don't know but I've been told

>>214547168
I used to jerk off in the living room until a random delivery guy saw me yoinking it on the flat screen telly to something heinous my mind blocks any specific memories of

>>214547020
Rottweiler
>>214547030
I'd shove my hand down her throat and choke her into submission, this is a valid tactic to fend off dogs

>>214547208
Nigger dog

I wanted to post something profound and funny why do you guys cant hold a consistent thread

Really depressed and sad and lonely and ugly.
Ugh.
Fuck my stupid incel life.

stop saying the n word its against the rules

>>214547226
cześć, upside down polska

can we please stop posting about how depressed and suicidal we are in /cum/ threads? first of all its implicitly understood and doesn't need to be said. but besides that, it also ruins the mood. the thread is literally called /cum/, it should be funny

>>214547263
I think all the n word posts itt are me

>>214547223
She's a good girl, not a pitbull

>>214547310
thank you for not saying it again

I just accidentally NIGGER

reading the n word posts aloud in my populated living room

>>214547297
I don’t have anywhere else to vent thoughbeit

Tell your mom I said whats up and she looks pretty today

>>214547443
She looks like shit though

>>214547463
ok do you have any sisters

>>214547478
Whoa whoa whoa chill out there buddy who do you think you are

>>214547238
you can just do things

>>214547265
selamat pagi, it's 22.00 and i have this take home assignment i keep procrastinating on. tomorrow is saturday here and i was supposed to send this thing back in Thursday.

>>214547297
you guys are better than /asean/ at least

>>214547133
go out and meet your friends instead of doing this

>>214547059
they can wear both and i think it's hot.

>>214546974
i'll lock myself inside my room

>>214547434
stop venting start funposting

>>214547443
thanks, she's awesome and hardworking

>>214547478
Sometimes I pretend I'm my own sister

I drew this

>>214547526
Ok but did you actually tell her and say it was from me?

>>214547536
its a very realistic painting, impressive anon. im proud of you

>>214547528
jasonesque

>>214547528
based

>>214547621
it's ai generated

>>214547526
>your effect on the world matters no matter who remembers it and how
for as many people who need to be told this there are twice as many who do not need the smoke blown up their ass

>>214547528
T. Salad fingers

what if instead of rusty spoons salad fingers liked midget porn

>>214547526
How do you feel about sex with cute feminine boys?

you ever drink beer

You was at the club
Bottoms up when I first met you

>>214547703
Once or twice

>>214547621
Thank you, I call it “the paw” and it was NOT AI generated

If I was salad fingers I would use them to have incredible prostate orgasms

need gf with nice thighs

>>214547168
Oh yeah it’s real

>>214547703
yes, preferably IPAs
I had a friend who mocked me for drinking IPAs because and I quote “that sounds like hipster beer”
he never even tried it himself
he was a retarded faggot, probably still is

>>214547789
few people are based enough to realize nice thighs are better than ass or tits

>>214547806
Ive never tried them and i'm not sure what they are. they all have radically different names and flavors

I can't believe you guys know salad fingers

this bazinga shirt guy is making me seethe

>>214547659
that include you i suppose

>>214547699
if the boy is paired with a girl then yeah, but only after marriage

>>214547832
you can like all parts of women at the same time

>>214547789
same

>>214547703
only root beer

>>214547712
https://youtu.be/lQCbhZs-nbA?si=Bm54gJrQxsLkLwaK

>>214547933
What about 2 boys after marriage?

Hey guys I can’t go outside today because I’m just a sleepy little guy all tucked into bed comfortable for sleepytime. Whoa I’m loquacious surfin’ chinese.

Yo quiero taco bell

mass replying is for faggots

>>214548068
dont be rude to our asian guests

>>214548103
faggot

>>214547933
Woman meme
Are you a woman

>>214548103
oh my bad.

>>214547928
What's the souience symbol

Wearing my sister’s nightgown and dancing to “Girls Just Want to Have Fun” award

>>214547933
>pic
I regret ghosting the weird nerd guy who could've hooked me up with an IT in san francisco when I was going thru a "depressive phase"

>>214548154
soy

Honestly? I hate homos

>>214547950
twink death is very real anon
you're gonna adopt male children too after that?

>>214547961
while you're doing this those indians are grinding their ass off

>>214548134
never crashing out is a trait we all should have

>>214548180
like for real?

>>214548187
don't do that again. i fumbled girls too this way.
date NYC nerds instead, they're more social and less out of touch

>>214548208
hate is a strong word.

>>214548208
Same but saying that will make them start spamming their gay shit

I I tre I’d

I am “the raped”

>>214547856
It’s a beer with more hops than usual. Different hops change the flavour drastically, making the beer bitter or citrusy or a combination of the two.

mass repliers never have anything interesting to say. just a fucking wall of boring

Yoooo who here tryna get FUCKED UP by me?!

>>214548313
apu the kind of frog to enjoy one of these wirtz pumps in the garden. no power needed, just running water!

>>214548337
how’s the gorilla nest, sam?

I like mass replies because I get a (you)

>>214548427
we'll make everything right, harland...

>>214548476
Its so crazy sam actually freaked out so bad that he assaulted some old man

>>214548523
i mean if you know his track record it's not that crazy. but compared to how normal people behave, then it's definitely crazy

>>214548523
nah that shit is wild bruh this nigga crashed out in 4k

>>214548476
>tfw you child is thrown in a wood-chipper

>>214548558
nothing I said was niggardly

>>214548586
sorry bruh i wasn't trying to ragebait you

>>214548476
>>214548523
>>214548555
>>214548558
crashing out is the new meta or something, being whacky and destructive is how you tickle the algo for more clicks

honestly probably did more for Harland's popularity than anything, most people forgot that guy even existed

IM HAVING AN ATTAAAAACK

tight and ripe

i work at a applebees but it's basically the bear and its stressful and we do drugs and stuff to cope

>>214548673
watchu mean the bear

My hands are shaking. This is how it starts. I should have taken care of myself. Oh well.

>>214548673
I worked at a steakhouse in college and it was like that except a lot more sex

>>214548751
I havent had sex but its because i'm saving myself for marrage

>>214548673
I want to say “hell yeah” but it sounds like you don’t enjoy it

HERE COMES TUTENSKA

>>214546616
IRL the guy was marked wrong because he pronounced it "Ganger's Paradise" instead of "Gangsta's Paradise".

>wake up
>still no kigu gf

I went to a university in Pennsylvania. Oh fuck that’s where they invented fish. In the back rooms at the grocery store.

>>214548788
Never had a girl invite you to her house and get you really drunk so you’d have sex with her?

mm yummy tre-ACK

why do anglo-americans and anglo-canadians get insecure when a Aryan Iberian-American comes around?

>>214548797
NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I drive my car like the fast faggot

**cums on you**

POWERBALL AT 1.8 BILLION
THIS IS NOT A DRILL

They told me my car would be done in 4 hours, its been almost 3 and ive heard nothing. Getting a bit worried ova here i gotta go to work soon

>>214548818
Is she alive?

>>214548998
>>214548836

Wow, Indonesia just turned 80? So much chaos, corruption, political elite, and social inequality? We're religious and yet effective people, highly resourceful with SPICES and what not, we're better than this.

This reminds me of something, let's see how long did Harkonnens rule--

no gf no nuthin

>>214549066
What’s causing the recent protests?

Before searing a steak, do you leave out on the counter to reach room temperature or do you sear it right out of the fridge?

>>214549066
I never read the books. Are the harkonnens as comically evil in the literature as they are portrayed in the movie(s)

>>214549117
you obviously sear it straight from the freezer, dummy

>>214549130
I only read the books and didn't watch the movies. Yes

My hands are so dry

>>214549130
Harkonnens are insane and evil in every single depiction of them. Really the level of insanity versus political intrigue is the only thing that changes across interpretations

>>214549222
Probably a dumb question but worth the read? As I recall it's a volumous series, but I've run out of books I was interested in

I hate when someones kid looks at me so im forced to jestermaxx or else i look like a bad person

>>214549278
i am a bad person

>>214549275
The first two are good, the third is decent but that's where I lost interest

>>214549355
holy milkers

>>214549355
bitch took too many punches to the face

wiggermaxxing

>>214549355
bitch took too many of my goon ropes to the face

why does everyone say diabolical now

>>214549355
bitch took too many test pills

wolf pussy for breakfast

>>214549117
yes, and salt it now and let it sit out

>>214549355
hotter than the jew who currently plays her tbqh

Pitch black hair with crystal blue eyes is Elder Gods tier

>>214549387
>>214549442
You still would, don’t kid yourselves

>>214549454
a canadian that fucks dogs? no heckin way

>>214548293
>date NYC nerds instead
I'm not gay though, he was a classmate a year younger than me who thought I was cool for some reason.

>>214549482
not a very high standard for that to be true

The same people who wore masks during COVID and during the protests cry and scream and piss and shit their pants about ICE wearing masks

There is now one hour before this becomes a problem

remember lorde?

>>214549484
wolves not dogs ):<

>>214549096
The central government launched a new initiative to raise tax rates.
the legislative (which consists of washed up celebs) already makes like $4k a month, the ministers are complete obnoxious dirtbags who literally dances on our suffering and they're proud of it. we common folks barely made $300 a month.

A regent in a relatively underdeveloped region took the initiative seriously and decide to apply it right away. chaos ensues.

all other region and provinces starts doing the same.

One fateful night, a rideshare driver tried to deliver food (not part of the mob) across the street and a group of police officers in a tactical vehicle ran over the man. the vehicle did stop, but they keep driving and literally crushing the man for like a hundred meters away. bro was only 21.

in the following days, the houses of these legislative members gets looted by mobs while they escape to another country like pussies.

shit ensues, but it has died down since 3rd september, but more things are on the way.

>>214549222
pls watch the movies this weekend anon

>>214549490
i thought you were a girl.

>>214549650
Dogfucking menstruating kike

Another American obsession thread
>>214540039

>>214549685
I’m so tired of those “Le epic American bs European work” ethic memes. We get it faggot

>>214549685
>Not a single American flag for three hours
holy buck broken

I wanna be a girl
Don't wanna be a boy

>>214549681
very optimistic to just assume there's girls here

Joeyy liked my instagram reel I made

>>214549683
Why are you so eager to start a fight? And not even a good one with that word salad response, this why people can't stand American "banter".

>>214549681
Do you think anything will come of these protests?

Another America obsession thread:
>>214546682

Give us a kiss luv

Obsess over this

what about AMERICA

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the sandwich of the day
We are toasting bread and grilling meat the California way
Oh be swift my soul to add mayo be jubilant to eat
My sandwichs' almost done

>>214549921
i don't understand the joke.

I don’t like sandwiches or burgers. Just don’t like bread in general

>>214549921
Why are zoomers so obsessed with being faggots and sexual weirdos

can we get some sexy bitches going in the thread

>>214546567 (OP)
Nothing more superior than having lesser beings serve your cause and do your dirty work for you. I kneel my hyperborean queen

>>214550005
How is this related to zoomers at all

>>214550043
All I can do is midwestern walmart lady

It’s incredible just how far shadman got despite being an open pedophile

>>214550111
Many go far, trump epstein etc

>>214549819
I-I-I WALK INTO BALENCI, MAKE 'EM WIPE ME DOWN (YEAH)
OIL FILTER ON THE GLOCK, YOU WON'T HEAR A SOUND

(joeyy is carried hard by dj smokey btw, you should follow the producer more)

>>214549845
Hopefully, a Green Paradise.
I don't know what everybody wants, but my list are:
1. less tax
2. more wages so everyone just don't default to become rideshare drivers after they graduate highschool
3. remove ageism in employment (we're literally capped to 25 here for some reason)
4. ban washed up celebs to become any part of the high tier government
5. STOP ADDING NEW PROJECTS AND JUST IMPROVE WHAT WE ALREADY HAVE.
6. Actually educate our youth instead of meme program like free lunch (they're filled with maggots btw i'm not joking)

but ofc this is very hard to achieve until boomers and gen x dies off one by one. our own president actually wishes indonesia will collapse by 2025. and the vice president only has 2.3 GPA on his masters degree.

I honestly think any foreigner can rule us better than our own countrymen.

>>214550128
Staje zitto Indog di merda

> nobody won the powerball AGAIN
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>214549355
Kind of hot but doesn't feel like the character. Would be hotter if she hulk were drawn like this

>>214550209
infinite money hack for the IRS

>>214550209
Don’t worry, I’m winning this Saturday
Not posting any of my numbers though

what do you think of cs2? do you guys watch any esports scene of the game you like?

How bad was the Epstein shit? They said the girls were "underage" but what does that mean? 16? 17? I mean there were no literal children tho right?

>>214550286
There were literal children

>>214550286
Women are retarded children until 30 or something

>>214550286
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlzEkfFQiMY

>>214550312
Nothing I've found has said that's true

>>214550286
People love to mock you when you say “it’s not pedophilia it’s ephebophilia“, but there is a world of difference between being attracted to a 16 year old and being attracted to a 13 year old
>>214550246
I could never really get into it honestly

>>214550336
I'm not watching some fucking video just say what you want to say

>>214550286
i want the files to come out precisely because i know nothing will happen and nobody will face any consequences and we can finally stop talking about it.

What if Epstein died for our sins

>>214550397
The Panama Papers moment

>>214550164
>STOP ADDING NEW PROJECTS AND JUST IMPROVE WHAT WE ALREADY HAVE.
lol, no offense but what is it with thirdie governments and mega projects?

>>214550397
People (redditors and normies) will see their favorite politicians and celebrities on it, and claim it's fake.

>>214550429
My sin is sloth, not lust

Trumpenko did nothing wrong

Can Saudi Arabia and the UAE be considered first world?

>>214550356
There were girls as young as 11 named in the US Virgin Islands lawsuit against him, the fact that all of this is out in the public and they're just openly covering it up should be a lot more black pilling for people than it is, if they can basically admit to fucking children and wave it in your face and get away with it what shit are they covering up more competently?

>>214550484
Poop trucks

>>214550429
Sometimes I wonder if Epstein were a good guy and thats why the entire media machine is against him
I know it's probably not true but I think it's possible
>>214550466
I love her she's so cute

Jewish rape tunnels

drinking the bean water

Trvth nvke

if a woman puts her fat juicy ass on my face imma finna go rape mode

>>214550559
Coffee beans aren't beans in the literal sense, they're cherries

>>214550596
Macaco

>>214546567 (OP)
How do you order a small wrap in your countree ?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/yGzQIRnvOYg

>>214550591
I will never have a woman sexually attracted to me

>>214550496
Was orangeman part of the US Virgin Islands thing?

>>214550164
Will collapse by 2025*

>>214550663
So lean into it and go full goblin mode. You'll feel better and it's honestly quite liberating

Pet a stray cat while walking to the corner store :)

>>214550748
Yay

>>214550698
By 2050 fuuuuckkk this autocorrect bitchass

wild how undertale became the zoomer game of the decade when the gameplay is total dogshit.

Do long distance calls still cost a lot? And if so, why? Seems kinda pointless in the internet age

Life in this country is unbearable
I would leave if i could but i can't
This place is my prison, this place is my grave

why do millennials talk like this

some old ladies came to my house and took my kitty cats. they didn't even close the door on the way out :/

>>214550819
On landlines, not on cellphones

>>214550867
They stole your cats? Wtf kill them

People talking shit about me behind my back at work.

>>214550458
Corruption

Ofc

Stakeholders gets money from inventors and the commonfolk gets taxed

>>214550908
have you ever met a sassy old white lady that has never been told no before. no. you haven't.

>>214550902
>Bernie hater is a alcoholic landlord who uses baby talk on Twitter
Checks out

>>214550111
On the old internet, drawing loli wasn't considered a big deal. Normies changed that

>>214550952
So they just barged into your house and stole your cats? Dude wtf that’s 100% justification to rape and kill them, or at the very least push them off your property

Sir, redeem the fucking card.

>>214550919
if you don't rustle at least a few feathers you probably aren't doing your job properly.

Bernie was in my state for labor day along with some random pennsylvanian jeet politician protesting god knows what but neither were from my state and both should fuck off and die

>>214550982
There’s a huge difference between drawing loli, and drawing sexualized imagery of a real 8 year old girl

If someone breaks into your house you should have the right to murder them even if they are a child and surrendering

>>214551011
you only get rustled feathers if they mentally categorize you as a potential threat to themselves :/

>>214551033
Well that's what got him into legal trouble though. Before that, the time you call getting far, he was drawing random lolis

>>214549355
>strong and dominant but also kind
NNNNNGGGGGGGHHHHHH MOMMY

>>214550995
pretty much. I wasn't home.

business idea: free creampies

>>214551128
how do i invest?

>>214551068
https://youtu.be/r6RGXGgTr6g?si=vZeouaYoNOJXC2uY

i wouldn't mind if your sister became my gf

>>214551111
Are you going to report this to the police? Do you know who did it? Did they bust down the door? I have so many questions

>>214550902
I see you've watched Asmondgolds video on Millennial Writing.
That video was fucking hilarious

>>214551168
Its bullshit just ignore him

>>214551168
old white lady vs me. who do you think they gonna side with. it's like fighting an uphill battle against an ex-wife that divorced you and now wants half your assets.

>>214551192
No somebody posted it here

>>214551157
Unironically did nothing wrong, I wish genuine harm upon anyone in the prosecution

>>214551206
buttblasted frenchoid

Yall some dumbass niggas mayne

>>214551296
the other day he was making posts about a plan for invading America

>>214551226
Anon, if you aren’t bullshitting, you should try to get your cat back. Don’t just lie down and take it. At the very least you should try to harm her

people know better than to mess with me, people know a stone cold incel like me is on a hair trigger

>>214551273
This one is better. At around 14 minutes he starts to shoot her and she says "im sorry" while getting shot
https://youtu.be/fhUn5cRJBbY?si=WwZdCTT5pe7WQX_V

I think society is too restrictive on violence

>>214551273
That level of action displays both intent and consideration. If he had shot them where they stood he probably wouldn't be in trouble

I knew a girl who's last name is Sedlick and I always fantasize about if she ever says "I said lick" during sex

took some gas-x
it's like chemical-x but makes me fart less

>>214551382
He starts shooting her at 1430

>>214551374
I would like you to be in my discord server

took some med-x

>>214551382
I’ve heard that audio before and it’s extremely cathartic, I wish trump pardoned him
>>214551388
I’m talking about morally. Legally sure you could say he’s “wrong”, but morally speaking, if you break into someone’s home who deserve any negative consequence that happens

The last gunshot, followed by a thud and his saying "Bitch" was him lifting her head by her hair and shooting her in the back of the head.
16:03 Byron notices Haile is still somehow alive, and shoots her one final time.

>>214551167
Depends, are you the Brazilian tranny?

>>214551424
>>214551382
Morbid fucks

>>214551395
GIWTWM

>>214551446
That's kinda making excuses for psychos

>>214551449
>>214551461
imagine how many women shlicked to this

>>214551503
Don’t break into people’s homes, problem solved.
Personally I’d go so far as to say it’s perfectly fine to shoot a pregnant woman who breaks into your home. It would probably be another criminal anyways

>>214551461
>NOOOOOO NOT THE LE HECKIN CRIMILINOS (who were also fat)

>>214551538
>excuses

>>214550604
Thank you for teaching me something interesting

I think if you are fat the punishment for any crime should be exemplified

>>214551602
Your mom would be serving life

drinking raw bean water today no milk, lets see if my body cares

>>214551742
He has NEVER lived near niggers

Recycle
>>214546424

>>214551836
Did you get your earliness from your dad's precum, fuck boy?

N

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>>214551853
>Waaa you linked a minute early waaaaa

>>214551157
Isn't this the guy who killed two dumbasses who broke into his house before 3 times?