Thread 214560698

GNOME’d edition
Old: >>214546424

Do you read women’s romance?

Why does he keep posting the same edition

If you want jan to make a thread just said " i make the new one " work every single time brit bros

>>214560726
Diddy got bitches and he became a serial faggot who raped Justin...

>>214560773
>posted in the wrong thread

>>214560698 (OP)
Having mexican

>>214560773
I haven’t posted all day I just went into the catalog and saw there was no new

>>214560729
Prove that I'm lying

>>214560756
https://youtu.be/SE1DwRUM_lg

This is now a brit thread

Thinking back to college when I had a professor name Constantine Mohammad

cumpies, im drinking covfefe

>>214560817
The majority of men are porn addicts and this is the internet so statistics are in my favor

Guys, I want to have SEX with Jaiden animations

shartimius assimus

>>214560852
Slavix coded
Nigga be like my name is Ivan Ahmedovic

>>214560813
Your excuse brit bro ?

>>214560726
I want to debate face to face and ask him what his purpose is

>>214560921
Not a virgin

>>214560921
Definitely a nafri

>>214560921
>snowbunny tv
>ai
I genuinely despise the internet so much. I hope Tim Burners Lee gets cancer and dies

>>214560938
>>214560941
You are a brit

https://youtube.com/watch?v=uWn61WreiMk

>Chinese people are coming in and Americans are leaving
good

>>214560988
lexie status?

>be me
>be in line at costco
>young couple in front
>witness pda
>they're touchy feely and kissy

>>214560870
Gambling with odds like a degenerate. I think you're the porn addict here. Prove you're not grabbing your dick right now.

>>214560726
This is something the Brazilian neet would post

>>214561008
pendejo
bad news for you

>>214561054
I never denied

>>214560726
literally me

I'm a hentai addict. I don't watch porn.

>>214561015
Not walled brit bro

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Vf9MoP-zCuY

>>214561112
Brit bro where is you kid at ?

>>214561112
>Pot calling the kettle black

Haha faggot I win.

I am undefeated in the realm of internet arguments.

I feel genuine contempt for Tim Burners Lee

>>214561054
No wonder this dude got shot, look at his big ass square head

>>214561146
but Jason you have posted tranny porn on kc...

>>214561045
>Checking out
>Couple behind me
>Putting things in my cart getting ready to leave but autistically
>guy laughs at me
NNNGHHH I should've swung

>>214561187
>Pot calling the kettle black
That's you, you're the one who said thirdies are obsessed with breeding. I said everyone is

>>214561281
1) You're a brown pedophile
2) No I haven't

Post an image and I will say whether I’m a big fan of it or not

>>214561298
Moving the goalposts now? That's peak cope. Stop embarrassing yourself lil bro.

>>214561406
Big fan of this image

>>214561436
>Moving the goalposts now?
Projecting

It's funny when jason and goshcel attack each other

>>214561284
i hate normies so much

Gnome's are scary nigga

>>214561474
Not a big fan of this image

I ate three steaks but I don’t feel manlier

>>214561284
>Putting things in my cart getting ready to leave but autistically
How do you do that autistically

Just witnessed a near hit car crash

>>214561508
Did you grow a beard and then shampoo and wax it first? I think you need that to be a real man

>>214561490
Why

>>214561497
>>214561509
Big fans of these images
>>214561536
Big fan of this image

>historically the two most common types of homosexuality were 1. a master and his slave 2. pederasty
>basically non-consensual
>jason used to romanticize ancient homosexuality, even using the term "boy;boys"

>>214561553
I really dislike the lighting, and their makeup kind of looks gross

got some Arizona tea for the first time in probably close to a decade
still tastes great but I'd only go back to buying it regularly if they cut out the HFCS

>>214561560
you took me on a roller coaster with that one LOL
here is another image you may like
-Ted

>>214561604
Not a big fan of those image >>214561621
Big fan of this webm

there's also the fact that homosexual men are highly overrepresented among child molesters

so actually jason is the real paedo
i'm not a paedophile, that's something he made up. and he actually did post tranny porn on kc btw

My spy calls expired worthless award

>>214561629
is that goshpedo?

>>214561660
Not a big fan of this image
>>214561663
Big fan of this image

>>214561663
Picasso dog

>sleep 4 hours for an early shift
>boss asks me to stay late
>get home too tired to do anything despite it not even being 3 pm yet
it do be like that some of the time

There’s a restaurant in town that if you order through door dash, they put the drink in the fridge and the dasher has to ask for it. It’s a very good test of their literacy skills, if they actually look at the and see if there’s a drink ordered, and to actually have the brainpower to ask for the drink. So far 40% of drivers have failed this sapiency

I hate being alive but I would never, ever kill myself

this bird is a midwesterner

food delivery is for trogs

now when I die, die if I die
remember me
ballin', ballin'

If you killed every doordash driver, the average IQ of the world would increase

I hate being alive but I would never, ever kill myself

>>214561816
Just kill your boss stupid niggerfaggot.

how do you even start doordashing? Last time I tried the app basically said "nope. Impossible. Unavailable. Nope."

>>214561914
Looks like Midwesterner lol

>>214562007
Your skin color is too light

>>214562007
you got filtered man

>>214561972
You stole my post

>>214561935
What do you do for a living

For me it's mobb deep

>>214562010
would you kiss him?

>>214562062
>You stole my post

>>214562007
car too old?

playing skate rn

Haha alright fine *bends over and spreads my ass* go ahead

>>214562100
Cringe ass nigger

>>214562100
>8
Not even half that in me lifetime

>>214562065
EMS work, I only get door dash when I’m at work, and it’s not even that often. It’s not hard to read the online recipe say “oh the drink is missing, I better go ask about this”
Literal mouth breathing retards

>>214562166
EMSanon, did you watch Bring Out the Dead like I asked you to?

every guy needs a snowbunny pawg gf

>>214562100
>any other fembots
confirms what we’ve always known about /r9k/

browsing around the good old amazon lingerie reviews

>>214562166
>EMS
Useless niggerfaggot saving fentanyl homeless junkies and illegals. Dumb fuck.

People with good genetics don't need EMS.

>>214561536
Picture you can smell... it's not good but you can smell something.

>>214562229
Very rapeable

>>214562229
Tattoos? Not a problem.

Look at her nails. Not ghetto nails. Not garishly painted. She's a quality woman.

i must confess i’ve been running a us army psyop on this general since 2019

I think that canadian got embarrased when I asked if he would kiss that midwesterner bird

>>214562204
Honestly I forgot about it ngl

>>214562282
Do you think Trump should buy Canada?

A BIG cat came to my backyard. Tremendous cat. He was friendly too.

>>214562328
just the northern parts where nobody lives

>>214562332
I need photographic evidence

When my drug addict uncles died, hardly anyone showed up to their funerals

>EMS
>useless
The older I get the more I realize that evil people are real and walk among us.
Sometimes your heart is simply cold and dark and shriveled at birth.

>>214562229
There's no way they don't know what they're doing when they post like "This is the perfect bra for my medically huge tits, here's 8 photos!"

>>214562395
no shit genius

>>214562382
>The older I get the more I realize that evil people are real and walk among us.
Sometimes your heart is simply cold and dark and shriveled at birth.

T. Vaxxed nigger

>>214562416
Lovely figure

imagine telling someone back in the 90s
men in dresses would have control of most online spaces on the internet
also tranny janny hang yourself

>>214562316
Watch it when you can. A question, are nurses really as insane as the memes make them out to be? What about doctors?

>>214562458
Trannies existed in the 90s, zoomzoom.

>>214562458
I remember the brief period around 2012 where you could still find women online and not have to make the assumption that it was a guy. Even if it was a guy, it was just a dude having a laugh trolling, not a mentally ill freak who genuinely wants you to think he's a woman

>>214562442
she cute

There is literally nothing wrong with gentrification

>>214562458
When did you get Scotpilled?

>>214562508
>>214562508
>>214562508

>>214562466
RN’s tend to be chill, or they at least no they can’t act like hot shit yet. Nurses really can be hit or miss, I personally have only had mildly bitchy nurses, but I’ve heard stories from the other guys of terrible nurses. And I have seen some passive aggressive nurses when I wasn’t on patient care. I will say this though, that you really shouldn’t date a nurse if you have other options
Doctors are also hit and miss, but the bad ones tend to be really bad. But luckily we don’t have too many bad ones here

>>214562519
he didn't say they didn't exist, jason

>>214562625
Big fan of this image

>>214562588
No one cares you stupid nigger

>>214562648
He asked the question thougheverbiet

>>214562673
You're a useless nigger saving no one.

what does it mean to have a pain on the back of the neck when weight lifting, it always hits hardest on the first exercise and then it tapers off, it still hurting like a headache right now and today is leg day so i dont know if it's a muscle thing

>>214562702
I mostly got the job cause it’s more fun and interesting than 9 to 5 shit
You’re the one going on about saving people

>>214562588
>I will say this though, that you really shouldn’t date a nurse if you have other options
lol that's why asked. someone who's an RN or a nurse got introduced to me and I may go out with her. Also my crush is studying to be a doctor, so idk man


>>214562648
>>214562702
I asked you dumb fucking cunt. kys

Isn't this a fucking dowry? How bad is it in America when every girl i've dated so far is up to their tits in fucking debt...

>>214562717
That tummy hair..............

my bowels are backed up with thick mudlike feces

HOLY FUCK... TRUMP is gonna cause a fucking recession.

>>214562739
A girl studying to be a doctor isn’t a red flag. Most female doctors don’t seem to be as neurotic as the nurses. But I’d say maybe give the RN girl a try, but be weary

>>214562747
That's a fairly small amount of debt for an average woman I'd say?

jason wouldn't date a female nurse but would date a male nurse

>>214562777
I side with jews against jeets. Any day of the week.

>>214562815
lmao

>Started unironically using AI chat bot to romance fictional characters
It's over for me bros.

>>214562830
can we get your official hierarchy of races

>>214562739
>>214562795
Also just so you know, nurses have some of the highest infidelity rates of all professions, and they WILL be catty

>>214562830
that is a horrible thing to say

>>214562859
much better than wasting your time on real women as an average or ugly man
https://youtu.be/Alp3kLya2m4

>>214562894
shut the fuck up rajesh

>>214562832
Seriously though how long could that possibly take to pay off if she's making at least 100k

>>214562795
>>214562889
I really hope the RN chick isnt a slut but most nurses seem crazy. This nurse chick I knew would work a max security prison and would tell me how interesting it is.

>A girl studying to be a doctor isn’t a red flag. Most female doctors don’t seem to be as neurotic as the nurses
I think so, she seems pretty normal. I pray get with her soon

>>214562907
ok rabbi

If Uncle Sam and Poppa Shmuel wanna trifle with the bolivarian republic then the sons of Chávez can and will hit 'em with the rifle! Plain as day!

There's no scraps in my scrapbook

>>214562859
I've tried this but after like 20 minutes I start to recognize their speech patterns and it breaks the immersion.

All of indias problems could be solved by having a communist government similar to the one in china

>>214562588
What do bad doctors do? Controlling and condescending I imagine.

>>214562916
>This nurse chick I knew would work a max security prison and would tell me how interesting it is.
Ngl this isn’t a good sign either, being around prisoners all the time fucks with your psyche in more ways than you’d think. Not trying to dissuade you from going out with her but just don’t be a shmuck

>>214562978
Who gives a fuck about india's problems? >checks flag
oh wait

I ain't tryna get no shot at no damn school

im indian

almost no one complains about Chinese people

>>214563046
I believe you

Just spent 3 hours at a HC punk concert drinking beer. Half of it sounded like grindcore but obviously wasn't about chopping up bodies lyrically. Eh, it was worth the 5 euro fee.

>>214562747
6 figs should get that paid off in no time

I promise it's alright

>>214563013
Nah it's a different person I used to know. The current RN is thiccer than peanut butter

>>214563060
>Just spent 3 hours at a HC punk concert drinking beer.
pics

I meant show, concert is a pol-sci term in English

>>214563087
well imagine a smallish dark hall full of zoomers...there it is!

>>214563003
Essentially, some doctors think they are hot shit because they specialized in anus care.

>>214563114
>imagine
no, I want pics

>>214562962
let me tell you a couple of three things

Going to a concert solo worth it?

so far none of the many spanish niggas i work with have been deported

>>214563142
Only if you really like the band

sexy women with large breasts really speak to me in a deep and personal way

>>214563128
>hot shit
>Anus care

do NOT free his ass gang

I SWEAR TO GOD THIS CAN'T WAIT
ONE MORE MINUTE ONE MORE DAY
I FEEL THE GROUND SHAKING UNDERNEATH ME
THERE'S A LOT HERE AT STAKE
IF YOU'RE HEARING WHAT I'M SAYING JUST NOD IF YOU UNDERSTAND ME

>>214563128
>specialized in anus care

>>214563159
It's Swans. Never been to their concert and Idk I'm kinda a weirdo

What place makes the best chicago-style glizz wellingtons?

>>214563142
I went because it's a 10 minute walk and the only show I've been to this summer was this Slovenian southern rock outfit, and that's no sort of culture at all.

Gaped by the Bell

>>214563215
I've seen Swans twice in Ljubljana, don't regret it...though I don't exactly adore them either

Billy Joel just died :(

>>214563163
Actually women don't speak to you at all

>>214563163
I wonder how women would feel if you could fully express that to them

>>214563272
>It's real

>>214563272
>it’s real
damn

>>214563272
He's just some guy

amazon thinks i'm a woman browsing bras now, they don't know

pigged out on papa johns brownies but i dont care anymore since beach season is over

Of course everyone at the concert thought I was a random tourist and a redneck due to my page boy hair cut and the white in my beard, but I actually have a basic understanding of extreme guitar music, Ian Mackaye and Discord Records and Crass in this case.

>>214563345
Stop giving away the secret knowledge

>>214563345
Amazon knows every huezillian male is a potential tranny

>>214563367
I think you'll still look good in a bikini with some thickness, spinny

I’ve fumbled so many women it’s actually impressive

>>214563388
spinster doesnt post anymore

and I'm sorry, all you zoomers, but I've always tended towards page boy haircuts and untoward medievalisms

explain this like im retarded

>>214563429
I killed her

Between Tr*mp, my ex-wife, the tenant from hell, and general chumpfuckery, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day. Tommy needy drinky

>>214563429
that's what spinster wants you to think

Take a guess how many bagel baloney sandwiches I had today

>>214563433
Uhhhh God uses grace to work through, not around, your weaknesses?

didn't spinster give an addict permission to relapse because he had a bad day?

>>214563429
we got married

>>214563433
you're envious of other people due to your own failings and want to suceed where they did even though you're a loser

might just have a goon, really hope these gym neck pains stops eventually gaming right now is looking like a challenge

>>214560756
Yeah
Jane Austin

>>214563463
No that was Daniel Powter

>>214563490
dan?

>>214563463
Yes she thought she was being nice like when she would tell trannies that they're hecking valid in spite of the fact she would probably never date one

>>214563463
no that was anita hanjob

>>214563464
How do my leftovers taste?

>>214563479
did you just take a creepshot

>>214563508
>when she would tell trannies that they're hecking valid
spiny validated jason??

>>214563508
spinster was anti tranny. she did give retarded life advice though she would always tell people about mental health and then spiral into a bipolar crash out every other day

havd you ever had one of those dreams where you know you are sleeping but you can't wake up?

>>214563557
She definitely wasn't anti tranny unless she changed her opinion at some point
I remember her crashing out really hard anytime someone criticized tattoos or was pro life

>>214563458
>>214563474
I took it as: you are naturally drawn to pursue what you believe will cover up your innate weakness(es).

>>214563561
I have them a few times a year

>>214563549
no that's from amazon pants review

>>214563569
>a tranny with facial hair

>>214563577
I'd go with that

Penis hard, no lie

>>214563595
Many such cases

>>214563569
>he got to meet cinnamoroll
it should have been me!

>>214561462
Stay mad nigga, I pwned u.

>>214562088
Would I kiss a wild bird? No, they have diseases

why do some asians sweat so much
i'm thinking back to my school days here

another job interview hopefully people don't hate me at this job. being a handsome man is like being an ugly women.

>>214563741
isn't that a bon jovi song

>>214563783
YOU GIVE /cum/ A BAD NAME

I don’t to fuckinhg work

>>214563743
is that why people treat me like an ugly truecel autistic freak? is it because i’m too handsome?

not feeling the hype for RE9 when the last two games were forgettable

i piss on u bich

How it feels posting in /cum/

>>214563846
that guy is based

>>214563844
JOHNNY USED TO POST ON THE /cum/

>>214563860
you ever jerk off to bbw porn?

>>214563875
many times

My knees aren't what they used to be

I genuinely hate the internet

>>214563906
You can just stop using it

>>214563906
I genuinely hate you

>>214563919
>ERM ACTUALLY NO I CANT BECAUSE [incoherent paper thin reasons]

>>214563906
I like the INTERNET because I'm talking a lovely girl on voice chat from the Balkans thats born 2010 and I'm born on 2000

>>214563906
But you like penis in your bum hole

>>214563981
supremely indian post

Found one of his clients.

>>214563981
Rajesh pls

I've never seen Eraserhead

>>214564051
You should

>>214564051
I've seen Eraserhead. I'd recommend it above Begotten but below Fellini Satyricon, if that helps

palestine whatever happened there

>>214563826
I just want to bang on the drum

>>214563608
https://files.catbox.moe/0w06bh.webm

>this movie is so depressing bro
>you gotta see it

Two fags one cunt.

>>214564051
it's horrendous, you probably won't enjoy it. disturbing and edgy for no good reason.

Time for Sinner

hellooooooooooooo

>>214564144
Hey barbie

>>214564118
it's not really that disturbing
maybe when it came out

>>214564150
hows it going?

>>214564160
Pretty good. I went to for a lindywalk

>>214564156
It's typical David Lynch weird for the sake of weird shit. I actually hate it ngl.

>>214564178
did you have fun?

>>214562859
Update: I coomed to an AI chat. I don't feel great about it, but I usually feel way worse when I jerk it to porn so I guess it's an improvement mentally.

what the FUCK is a lindywalk

waiting to get the beer that I hid in the fridge
no one must know my secret

>>214564097
WHAT HAPPENED THERE? WHAT HAPPENED THERE? ILL TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED THERE. THIS PIECE OF SHIT PUT 6 WAVES OF JEWISH MIGRATION INTO THE LAND.

>>214564203
Yes. How about you?
>>214564227
>"Lindy walk" refers to a type of stroll, popularized by technologist and writer Paul Skallas, that involves no set destination and random turns to stimulate the mind, drawing inspiration from the Lindy effect for promoting mental exploration through walking. The term has become more widely known through The New York Times and is also the title of a song by Banks Daniels.
Thanks chatgpt

>>214564214
why so you feel bad about using porn to jerk off?
I basically stopped using it but that’s just because I mentalfap now

>>214564232
If you're an Asian who has no enzymes to process alco (1:5 chance in Canada) then DON'T DO IT!

>>214564232
Your dad drank it with his dinner

>>214564097
That fuckin animal Netanyahu

>>214564255
I'd be worried about going for a Lindy Walk in urban settings, they might think you're a pedophile looking for kids to steal.

>>214564270
I’m not but I’ll pass that on to every 5th person I see, good tip.

>>214564266
I think jerking off to other people having sex just feels pathetic and cuckholdy. AI is pathetic as well, but at least it's not real.

I've never self inserted during sex, I've always felt like just looking at the woman is good enough

>>214564308
you probably live in that one shitass suburb of Toronnah that is not full of jeets and changs...good for you, pal!

>>214564097
jesus christ carmine

Why do they call themselves the young turks?

>>214564350
I meant to say while watching porn, not during sex

>>214564366
cause of the Rod Stewart song, it's an invention of the Rodster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEW5XLnQRx8

>>214564365
You know it's common knowledge the guy's retarded

what do canadian bois smell like?

>>214564420
maple syrup

>>214564297
forget about zelinsky

I'm about to rake the greatest thread in the history of threads. Just watch.

>>214562747
>and inflation doesn’t help
Actually inflation is the only thing that improves her debt.