Thread 214566318

TrannyJanny

bleh im in a different timezone so i have to stay up til 11:30 to teach my online class
pain

a jeet made this thread

>>214566343
a jeet made this post

the subtle and persistent lentil and chickpea-based dish thread on /ck/, mostly featuring western recipes...

>>214566335
>A Masterclass in Faggotry

When are we scheduling the /cum/ meet up?

Baloney is disgusting no cap

actual new
>>214566361
>>214566361
>>214566361

>>214566383
arent most of us west coast faggots
would have to be like la or seattle
>>214566388
fuck you for splitting thread

>>214566383
Past your bedtime.

If /cum/ was a kpop demon hunter which one would they be?

>>214566409
Kill, fuck, marry

Go

should i start vaping

>>214566372
are you a /ck/ fren?

>>214566378
i volunteer to teach girls from a certain middle eastern country english
usually it's not much of a problem but today it's annoying

kpop is for losers

>>214566421
it's Israel isn't it

>>214566416
absolutely not, I've heard it's harder to kick than cigarettes
>t. smoker

>>214566409
rape and kill, rape and kill, rape and kill

>>214566421
>i volunteer to teach girls from a certain middle eastern country english
which one in particular turns you on and wish you could fug?

>>214566406
BEYOND YOUR COMPREHENSION

>>214566421
IRL? Any cute ones?

>>214566440
flag checks out

your dad raped your mom

this unironically might be true

>>214566434
no
>>214566443
>>214566448
im teaching black squares
ive literally never seen a single one of their faces
it's one of the countries were a male tutor irl would be completely banned these aint westerners

>>214566440
https://youtu.be/UKaoWWC9COQ

I will save you mother
I will avenge you father
I will kill you Fjolnir

>>214566469
Anon I hate to be the one to tell you this, but you're actually talking to dozens of gay indian men. They are all masturbating to you as you speak, they're not learning english.

>>214566476
I love this guy's dance without a shred of irony

>>214566469
Oh I see..

covid 19

>>214566488
they could be aliens for all i care
mainly doing it to get teaching experience

>>214566476
They did a pretty good rendition of our national anthem when they played here, although I'm not really a fan of Manowar.
>>214566491
I listened to that Wishbone Ash album - very good. Thanks for the rec gain.

you guys are my only friends

hey anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQ6zr6kCPj8
14 years ago

I asked a girl named Merissa to go to the skating party with me in the 5th grade. She said "I'll tell you tomorrow". She avoided me for the rest of her life.

I've been practicing my english with some foreigners before I move overseas and they said I sound as if Speedy Gonzalez was parodying a character from Downton Abbey...

jason origin story

>>214566515
also im not an amoral lesbian unlike you so i actually have some sense of morals
you wouldnt survive in the middle east theyd chop your clit off
>>214566526
im getting sick of these podcast bros

>>214566557
cold

>>214566557
you have posted this exact post before

>>214566540
I'm listening to it right now. There has never been a more perfect wedding of electric blues and English folk, and a lot of people tried in the hippie era.

>>214566566
where you goin

are you obsessed with asia and asian people?
https://youtu.be/GfwLF9rimFw

>>214566585
I'm not amoral, I'm a very nice guy actually.

>>214566599
I don't remember.

bloody bhenchod bastard!

>>214566617
holy based

>>214566611
you rub your dry cunt against your own student cause youre a filthy homosexual and deny your creator

>>214566610
AJAAA
WHEN ALL MY DIME-DANCING IS THRU
I RUN
TO
YOU

>>214566617
genuinely based

>>214566617
At least the chinese are subtle they go pee pee in Coke.

schizo posts are increasing

>>214566602
Yeah it's very good. What was that song you posted that was longer, you said that's the best song in the world or something, I don't think it was from Argus..

just took a 30mg edible gonna game for a bit then go to bed

>>214566602
Have you listened to the two Jethro Tull folk albums?

No they're not

>>214566649
That was Handy from s/t
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4NIOPaeU7k

>>214566631
>dry cunt against your own student
are you ok bro?

There's something about eating a meal with no meat that makes me feel like a prey animal

schizojeet isn't real

kinda retarded that john lennon was shot

>>214566657
I treasure most of Tull's 70s albums. Those are particular favorites, along with Aqualung, which I own on (Yugo) vinyl.

>>214566667
it's a bad feeling ngl, something should die every time I'm hungry

>>214566666

apparently Puerto Rico has one of the lowest fertility rates in the world

>>214566674
jonh lemon

>>214566674
you're thinking of jfk

>>214566661
Yeah, thanks, that was the cover. A lot of their intros sound like an early Deep Purpe or Rainbow song which I like.

>>214566674
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTcjPZ41FOA

>>214566680
something objectively does die every time you eat...

>have a few drinks a few days in one week
>spend the rest of next week fighting the voice in the back of my head telling me to go buy more alcohol and to drink every day and get shit faced

>>214566690
no that arrogant prick deserved it

pfffft trump is gonna deport his ass to eswatini cause it's one of the few countries he didnt claim persecution from
based based based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFjVDD84LIY

>>214566691
Ash got signed to a label only cause Andy Powell came backstage with his flying V when Blackmore was jamming and joined in when they were touring together.

>>214566696
yeah my toilet bowl

>>214566731
please deport all the 18-20 year old latinas that are not overweight or obese to canada

JFK was banging a white house intern while she was married. she wrote a book about it

>>214566731
Who is persecuting him in Chile?

>>214566557
I was actually very handsome in high school but too weird and autistic to ever take advantage of it, a girl did give me a handjob once to make her bf jealous though in the end he didn't care though, he was just like "she's hot but she's too weird I don't want to go out with her anymore so you can have her" which made her mad at both of us for some reason

>>214566731
drumpf is extremely unpopular now, even among right wingers btw
https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/trump-just-lost-one-most-192027826.html

>>214566750
>please deport all the 18-20 year old latinas that are not overweight
that's like three of em you know
they really dont have many mexicans in cankek huh

>>214566761
what a useless post

>>214566753
He deep dicked Mimi Beardsley when she was just a student too. Dude dipped his dick in just about every girl who walked through his door.

>>214566732
Nice, the only time I've seen Ritchie Blackmore was with the band he has with his wife Blackmore's Night. It was a great show, he's one of the best. He played some Rainbow and Deep Purple songs in the end, about 30-40 mins which nobody expected because he's a bit of a prude, everyone went crazy.

>>214566771
she had massive bazangas

>>214566763
cartel cronies like you are hard to take seriously
he aint even a mexican so what it to you

Flute is a heavy metal instrument
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGsOkJ9Kf_A

>>214566783
mhm

>>214566783
noice

Why aren't leafs watching their player beat Sinner?

>>214566773
I don't think prude is the right word, I'd say he's more of an asshole, really. Also, you're welcome to find a song that's better than this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuTuQ7v1i5w

Honestly if my power is going to go out for more than 1-2 hours it should just go out forever so I can revert to caveman behaviours and start forming a war clan to control the neighbourhood and hunting grounds.

>>214566790
Nick Fuentes, who is heavily influential among zoomers, is anti-Trump

>>214566841
fuentes is a mexican and he's just pissed his illegal shitlib abuela is getting deported
who cares what he has to say

Another Friday night getting drumk on the chon

>>214566812
I remember one of his band mates either in Purple or Rainbow called him a psychopath.

>>214566857
>who cares what he has to say
>>is heavily influential among zoomers

when is my real life gonna start

>>214566812
Yeah wrong word. Asshole is more accurate.
While I enjoy Purple I'm more of Raibow fan, the Dio and Blackmore combo is insane. Also their drummer forgot his name.

I have that Live in Munich DVD from 77 I'v watched a 100 times probably.

I saw Dio with Black Sabbath here when I was a wee lad, my dad and his business partner took me, this guy that works with my dad is the biggest Purple, Whitesnake and Raibow fan in the world - he doesn't listen to any other bands, he has been to 300+ concerts probably. Has met them multiple times and they know him as the crazy guy lol.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVXy1OhaERY
one of the best drums intro ever imo

>>214566857
yeah but he's pro Thiel so who cares

>>214566841
gitcher ass up and mozy on down to Coahuilla, Pancho!

when is the money and bitches showing up in my life

>>214566889
I've always hated Dio, but Rainbow's Since You've Been Gone was probably the first rock song I ever liked as a teen

>>214566841
nigga thinks fuentes is influential lol

>>214566881
zoomies also overwhelmingly want socialism so ill be the first to agree that theyre scum

Feel like I got shifted into a new timeline and the only difference in this timeline is that some guy named Peter Thiel exists here because I had never heard of him until last night and suddenly every fucking website I visit is talking about him

>>214566890
Nigga Nick Fuentes lists Thiel as the reason as to why he is anti Vance too

>>214566914
You're probably a retarded fucking shill people have been talking about him since the election dumbass

>>214566902
he literally is

even destiny's son is a fan of Nick

>>214566901
Damn...why is that?

>>214566914
He’s unironically right wing Soros

baba booey

Suffocation - Effigy of the Forgotten

>>214566932
Never ONCE have I heard of him before last night. Maybe YOU'RE retarded and I actually slipped into your timeline
>>214566943
from the 5 minutes I looked into him he just seems like another retarded investor with too much money to fail

>grift about israel
>free money printer
no wonder podcast bros are obsessed
all the comedians bitch about aipac and then line up to go to saudi arabia
it's a joke

>>214566914
Who the fuck is peter thiel

thiel wants to put microchips in you

>>214566953
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCyZ_y8wJiw

>>214566943
Yeah, Theil sucks, he is so fucking weird. He makes Elon and Zuckerberg seem normal.
But it's worse because he is a military contractor. Soros is not.

>>214566960
Yeah but Soros is the same thing except both of them also have the ears of world leaders and in some cases very very close ties.

>>214566977
https://x.com/NewAFClipper/status/1929768660438069428

>>214566942
he had a classic heavy metal delivery like Bruce Dickinson...I can't stand that shit. idk why I hate them, because I've never had a problem with Rob Halford

How about microcrips

micro penis

>>214566977
Gay sex pervert who created PayPal with Elon Musk. Worked for the CIA for almost a decade on Palantir before launching it as an "independent" company that can be subcontracted to avoid certain legal liabilities if it were part of the government (it is for all intents and purposes). JD Vance was Peter Thiel's protege for many years before entering politics.

>>214566318 (OP)
got the itch to get weed but im too lazy to go out

(“Eleanor Rigby”)
matcha labubu
clairo pilates and chocolate dubai
performative guy

ai is great dunno why uncs hate it

>>214566994
He is great live, he is a tiny tiny man but his voice is very powerful, they performed Heaven and Hell from first to last song, I liked it.

Shame I didn't see Ozzy, they came here but i didn't go to the concert.

>>214567016
>Gay sex pervert
just like jason!

>>214567019
They do delivery straight to your door here

>>214567020
I saw that tweet

>>214567036
you lucky bastards

>>214567020
saw kai cenat today oh boy

>>214567036
I did that before weed legalization in Canada.

i could go for a bud right about now

>>214567036
yeah, but the local dispensary has these hidden fees that add up to like $10

what the frick is labubu

ALL THE LONELY PEOPLE
WHERE DO THEY ALL COME FROM?
ALL THE LONELY PEOPLE
WHERE DO THEY ALL BELONG?

reminder that all leftard "influencers" are getting paid off by the dnc and their growth is completely inorganic

help me baba boy

asian niggas drinkin bud right

>>214567053
some stupid stuffed animal

>>214567052
mine doesn't the delivery fee is like $3 and then you tip but I don't mind because I'm lazy

>>214567050
this is a legal shop they also do reward points

>>214567053
https://youtu.be/vPYZk1xJHGM

I was a weed head for over a decade and having been clean for probably 2-3 years now I can say that weed is the WORST possible drug you can do. It will make you gay and poor and there's nothing worse than that. The only people who have tried it and disagree are young drug addicts who havent smoked long enough for it to hit them yet no different from """high function"""" opium addicts

Anyone here knows anyone who works in ICE?

>>214567067
why is it so popular

>>214567060
should be obvious to anyone who has ever watched Destiny, literally no one would give that guy 5 minutes of attention if he weren't being paid and propped up by Israel nonstop

Eleanor is such an old lady's name but the girl I like is 18 and she has this name, thank you

>>214567072
okay glowie

>>214567079
It's like pokemon for brown people (mostly women but also ugly brown men for some reason)

Big fan of Uriah Heep

>>214567079
I have no idea, I heard about the other day because people here were spamming it.

>>214567085
Aak her out. Yes it's literally that easy

big fan of israel

>>214567072
as opposed to smart guns, auto-targeting systems, tactical nukes and sharp sticks?

>>214567095
I think one of the guys bought a house here, they used to come every summer to play in one festival for July Morning.

>>214567100
>"I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!!!!!!!"

>>214567070
>this is a legal shop they also do reward points
You're a poorfaggot who can't grow your own

>>214567102
Never heard of them. What kind of music do they play?

>>214567102
yes we know

>>214567126
redditjeet

big ups

>>214567020
CLAIRO MENTIONED

>>214567019
Boondocks awoke me to the existential suffering intelligent normal black people have to deal with because of their nigger brethren.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5uaGxy5PWHA&pp=ygUSQm9vbmRvY2tzIGludHJvIGhx

small downs

>>214567113
psssh, hey, wanna hear the best song ever?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsuF2tKilBo

I've never received big ups in my life

>>214567119
Well does she

don't say the n word

>>214567124
GoaTrance.
Have you heard of Astral Projection and Holymen?

>>214567144
das racis

>>214567140
Shes ugly as fuck now

>>214567157
>the n word
urkelkin?

>>214567155
That's literally what every white girl tells you if you say "Hi"

>>214567155
punk?

>>214567171
what who

>>214567146
Of course if you are posting it!

So there I was, just sitting there thinking about gay sex. When all of the sudden, I got a big big boner. And it’s all wet down there now. Not good!

Have a mighty hankering for some Doritos

How old do I have to be to stop thinking about things I could have done with my life? I can't stop imagining myself in the UFC.

>>214567176
they always tell me they have an ex bf. i am white tho.

>>214567204
I can't stop imagining myself in the WWF KICKING RANDY SAVAGE'S ASS IN A TAG TEAM WITH DAVID ARQUETTE! HOO AH!

>>214567213
So am I

>>214567202
nacho cheese

i never get a boner when thinking about gay sex

>>214567204
Start thinking about gay sex instead

>>214567176
No they don't

>>214567121
I pay a premium for delivery if I was poor wouldn't I be growing my own like some retarded teen?

>>214567204
but you don't have to imagine yourself sniffing other men's crotches

>>214567146
another banger, I haven't listened to rock in years but you are posting gold..

>>214567204
randy the natural couture didn’t start until he was already norwood 6 it’s not too late

>>214567219
You're Alexis Arquette

>>214567246
this nigga dresses like a fuckin hobo

I keep seeing fish swimming in the air

>>214567204
Dunno, 34 and it's on my mind all the time

yo what is going on guys!!!!!

>>214567259
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmOLtTGvsbM

big hairy men having gay sex makes me want to puke

>>214567269
suffering intently

>>214567204
>in the UFC.
You mean with an IQ of 70 and CTE?

>>214567260
That'll be $2000 for that outfit.

gay sex isn't funny, gay sex isn't fun

I have a yeast infection in my penis

>>214567167
Nod really

I have a beast infection :triumph:

>>214567269
Sup bro, I'm waiting to get sleepy which is not happening. How are you

sex isn't really funny at all
it's just raw pleasure and gross, unless it's between a man and a woman who are in love trying to procreate, then it's beautiful

too many gay fags ITT right now, some of you really need to fuck off back to your containment boards.

I just really want to hump a guy’s butt right now for real

what about nikocado having sex with his husband

its actually very common among homosexuals to do hard drugs while engaging in anal

I basically nuked my sex drive with excessive fasting/weight loss.

in honolulu

>>214567234
College white girls are extremely entitled and rude. Today, I was heading to a party my buddy was throwing at his condo, and I didn’t have the key for the 9th floor. This white girl walks into the elevator, so I ask her if she’d mind pressing the 9th floor for me. She says, “Sure,” then uses her key, presses her floor, doesn’t press mine, and just ignores me while staring at her phone. What do you have to say? Thank you.

'cado labubu

>>214567323
it's almost funny just because of how bizarre and grotesque their bodies are but it's just disgusting really

nikocado avocado's blown out asshole

honolabubu

>>214567332
You need to eat animal protein and animal fat. Don't starve yourself, that fucks with your hormones, Fasting every couple of weeks is ok but doing it too much can be bad.

yer woife is in me dms

>>214567325
DID NOT ASK.

>>214567334
Hawaii is extremely cringe. Literally full of pinoy/jap mutts who unironically LARP as natives, while the actual natives are all fat fucks who just whinge all day about wanting to kill whitey o algo.

beautiful!
>>214567169

done did everything that needs done

>>214567187
that was a valiant attempt that might have worked, it even got slavic english syntax right

humans everywhere are cringe
is there one society where the masses of people aren't cringe slaves? no

The Bulgarian will never make you a nice meal :/

90% of the world can basically just be put in the toilet when you think about it. There's really a sliver of the overall population that is objectively civilized and deserves good things.

I drink beer because picking a chaser at the grocery store is too stressful

>>214567375
Yeah but have you seen how they cook a whole pig? I wanna eat that.

>>214567313
she was so cute why did she have to bog herself?

the Bulgarian is spinny on a vpn

>>214567417
if you got rid of the bottom 90% it would just even out and the bottom 9% of the remainder would seem just as contemptible

>>214567406
I will if you come and visit. I love cooking for frens and loved ones.

you've totally lost the plot

>>214567443
you shouldn't trust internet strangers so easily

>>214567181
Great movie. Thinking about watching either that or fistful of dollars trilogy tonight

>>214567438
кoй e тoя cпини мaйкaмy дeйбa

I am very high and I’m about to eat eggs, bacon, hashbrowns. Life currently good.

>>214567454
You seem like good lads

>>214567455
I watched that scene on yt recently and Clint sounded like a character out of Fargo and really thin, it took Arnie and Sly to really sauce up action movie oneliners

>>214567443
I love cooking but I have no friends for whom to cook :(

>>214567388
WHERE DO IT GO THE GOOD LORD ONLY KNOOOOOOWS AND SEEMS LIKE IT WAS JUST THE OTHER DAY

>>214567481
maybe most of us are decent but there's a few real rotten eggs amogus

Remember when I said spinny was a man with a penis and they all sperged out at me and told me to get a trip so they can filter me? Good times

>>214567486
>if Mexico
Mexico is not a real country. Not really. You know it. I know it.

I'm a believer in race.

remember when pee pee poo poo shit doodoo butt fart

>>214567486
I like when my kot licks me

>>214567515
literally me right now sitting on the toilet aha

>>214567515
yeah that was fun

baba booey

>>214567501
They wouldn't come anyway.

baba o'riley

I just had the dirtiest, sweatiest sex with a 38-year-old woman. I feel dirty but satisfied.

>>214567541
What part of Bulgaria are you in? Sofia?

business idea: take out a loan with low interest rate and use it to pay off my loan with a high interest rate

>>214567556
nosy

pissing and farding and screaming and shidding

>>214567556
>Sofia
THAT'S ONE THING THEY DON'T HAVE A LOT OF IN BULGARIA, AMIRITE? *ribs you*

>>214567555
no one asked and this is why i hate normgroids by the way, shut the fuck up

>>214567555
>38-year-old woman
was she at least asian and had very big boobs?

>>214567556
No, I'm not in Sofia. I'm in the oldest city in Europe.

Sofia is fun to go party for a few days but I got to go back after that.

i'm a trucel and a friend of sex-havers

im the dumbest guy around

>>214567555
Ale post

>>214567579
What the hell are you doing here?
>>214567580
big boobs

>>214567582
Plovdiv looks nice

>>214567551
OUT HERE IN THE FIELDS

>>214567612
why can't our country look like this

>>214567582
why is it the oldest city in europe
how do they know that
i think athens is older as a true city

Neuron activated

>>214567612
It is!
>>214567623
Because it was a city 6000 years ago. Give it a goog.

how about coming up here and getting topless

everybody's gone bloody mental

>>214567612
visited this city twice cos my sis used to study there
residential areas are shitty but the scenery and town centre was nice

>>214567664
True

>>214567641
amphitheaters are really cool. do they still use it?

Stellaris is a really boring game. All you do is blob your border and interact with menus to make numbers go up. Most of the shit you do at the beginning when you create your empire is pointless, and there's hardly any cool, flavorful events like crusader kings.

>>214567679
Yes, they still do plays and concerts there, they took me to a concert this summer. We say King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard, not really my thing but it was a nice concert.

>>214567697
we saw*

>>214567679
IF I SEE A DOG HITCHED THE A MIKE
THE SLIGHTEST BIT OF CANINE VOCALIZATION
IN A HIGH-FIDELITY AUDIO ENVIRONMENT
YOU'RE RINGING SYD BARRETT'S DOORBELL

>>214567639
i have this thing where i don't get aroused if i can't see the face

Turning the fan on makes my room too cold and turning it off makes my room hot

*to a mike

recycle
>>214566361
>>214566361
>>214566361
>>214566361

>>214567623
ancient ooga booga niggas lived there. it didn’t become bulgarian until AD times. by this metric oaxaca is even older because it’s been continually inhabited (by indians) since 8000 BC

>>214566409
zoey is mai waifu
she's so cute

>>214567739
I said oldest in Europe I didn't claim it was Bulgarian from the beginning. Why are you so hostile to me?

>>214567686
Most 4x games are this way, it's why I don't really like them. Expansion at any cost is the way the games balance, just rewarded apm style gameplay and I really hate that shit desu

>>214567710
Ngl I watched that movie on your rec and I thought it was stupid

>>214567792
I SURRENDER CALL A MED-ACK!

>>214567804
Kek that part was pretty funny. In general the robbers seemed like unhinged amateurs that somehow secured major backing. Just relaly killed the willing suspension of disbelief

>>214567753
i’m simply explaining why it’s considered older than athens

>>214567840
Bahrain is the oldest (or perhaps one of the oldest) continuously inhabited places on earth

>>214567840
Ok, sorry then.

Do you guys actually watch pornography?

>>214567993
nope