Thread 214566361

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>>214566361 (OP)
this is me

Are we cooked, chat

>>214566390
Shut up, jeet. Go back.
No jeets below this line.
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bitch nigger

BBC said I should keep it PG
BBC, I wish I had it in me
There's a double meaning if you dig deep

AS I RODE THRU LONDON BRIDGE
ONE MISTY MORNING EARLY
THERE IS SPIED A FANUM TAX
THE NUGGETS O' MY GEORDIE

>>214567784
t. muhammad the final messenger of allah

kale salad for dinner because i'm a healthy boi

Shoutouts to SimpleFlips

>>214567800
i ate an entire pizza and drank 2 beers

>>214567802
wanna shout simp out

>>214567807
surely not a large pizza...

>>214567807
nice that sounds very tasty i hope you enjoyed it and are having a good friday evening

>>214567807
what kind of pizza?

>>214567812
I enjoyed my stay in Yorkshire and I had great food.

THE JUDGE LOOKED O'ER HIS LEFT SHOULDER
HE SAID FAIR MAID I'M SORRY
FOR ISHOWSPEED HAS DONE ALL THE THINGS
THAT MIGHT REDEEM YOUR GEOOOORDIEEE

>>214567813
twas a medium
>>214567816
i am, thank you for asking
>>214567817
double pepperoni stuffed crust

i feel like shit

>>214567832
yeah the town centre is really charming

>>214567836
Nice, we don't have good peperoni here :( I've asked dominos to buy peperoni from them because they import it but they said no.

darktide is pretty fun but I’m pissed about the dlc class and no offline play

There’s a guy at my gym who wears short shorts and exclusively does squats and stuff like hip thrusts or glute bridges. He has a big round ass bros.

>>214567854
Yep, I stayed at the university of York. I got invited to Sunday Roast and had the best steak pie I've ever eaten in my life and I still think about it. I kneel!

*middle manger voice* alright lets uh just all dial it back a bit we really need to focus on getting this done by the end of the day the client is really expecting a lot from us so uh *claps hands together then opens arms wide* lets all get out there and and I want you all to be back here by the end of the day today with a list of 10 things you liked about having gay sex, alright lets get out there and get at it *half hearted woo*

>>214567876
he's a power bottom, dicks go in that ass of his. he's probably pozzed too, don't use any of the machines he touches or you'll get AIDS.

>>214567784
She's the queen of cum

>>214567891
This image could see a lot of mileage in this general

>>214567894
Boss, you need to remind the faggots to catalyze the optimization.

>>214567912
no she's not

pacos de meirda

>>214567943
Yes she is

>>214567946
No, she's not

>>214567945
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KZyy8Oc1QA

>>214567876
jason tier post

>>214567891
>>214567921
Shut up I’m not gay.
>>214567905
I don’t have aids

>>214567946
He make up is no good, I saw a pic of her without that clown make up and she looked decent, but she's too short.

>>214567946
Anything that takes black dick isn't a queen.

only faggots and women like taylor swift and whoever that girl is

what even makes your loser lives worth living

that guy definitely has AIDS

>>214567969
Cumming in your sister's pussy and ass.

>>214567979
well he's gay so it's not surprising

>>214567983
but you have a micropenis

>>214567968
jason is a HUGE taylor swift fan

>>214567969
't wasn't me that put me here...it was GOD!

>>214567989
no he's not. ale the failmale from mexico is the only tswift fan we've had

>>214567952
Que temazo

>>214567988
Dubs confirmed. She loves my small white cock.

I’m not gay but thinking about humping a guy’s butt makes me feel funny. When I think about what happened I want to blow my head off.

>>214567968
This scares the homosexual

Asuka is literally the embodiment of the modern American white college girl

jason loves sabrina carpenter??

weird

but

she is made for gay males

>>214568028
Isn't she like super short?

In 'n' Out
KumNGo
McDicks

damn this ramen is SPICY nice job japan

>>214568040
Yes idk what 5 feet is in nonamericanese though

>>214568040
What do you think of Jason? Would you kiss him?

oh no this edible had a super delayed kick in, it wasn't hitting so I took another one like 10 minutes ago and suddenly I feel very floaty it was like a quick zap to my head then it all started melting away

>>214568064
lmao drug addicts these days

>>214568064
I have never yet experienced a drug high on which I could enjoy Koyanisqaatsi...but I like the concept

>>214568059
Damn, that's 1.5m. She's almost a midg.
>>214568061
No

>>214567968
I do not know a single taylor swift song aside from the "SHE WEARS SHORT SHORT SKIRTS I WEAR TSHIRTS SHE'S CHEER CAPTAIN AND I'M ON THE BLEACHERS" and that was only because that song was very popular when I was in school

Ate fast food twice today award

i should kill myself

>>214568064
Have a sexy time my nigga

>>214568091
What kind? I make burgers once or twice a year. Might make some in the near future.

me so horny, me love you long time

>>214568092
Wait until you're like 28, if you haven't had white pussy until then, then do it

>>214568091
I literally quit KFC because of the lard aftertaste...taco bell's opening next year, let's hope for the best

>>214568118
nah i never will but i should
i just know i won't have the balls ever

I'm fucking done with white girls, I'm only dating Japanese girls from now on, I'm tired of their bitchy and whiny behavior, thank you

>Literally any song ever:
>psueds, when asked about the lyrics:
Uh i think it's uhhhh about addiction, you know?

>>214568125
They probably don't change the oil. That's fucked.

engagement chicken

>>214568141
wtf lum!

>>214568141
>I'm tired of their bitchy and whiny behavior
Who's going to tell him?

i should get addicted to fentanyl

>>214568141
That's just every woman ever, dumbass

>>214568170
you really should

Why are they even putting fent in coke in America, I can't think of any other reason than to kill people.

>>214568160
So don't debate, player straight. You know he really doesn't GET IT ANYWAY

>>214568180
i don't even have the balls to buy fentanyl man
it's the booze for me

Something about how Japanese posters speak is very charming and you can instantly clock them as being really from Japanese. Anyone get what I mean because I myself couldn't really explain beyond my feelings?

>>214568188
chinese warfare

>>214568159
>>214568160
>>214568176
Literally any interaction I have with them turns into "I HAVE A FUCKING BOYFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and they're extremely rude

>>214568188
seems like a common misconception people have that junkies only take fentanyl accidentally
no they take fentanyl on purpose, they take it in small enough dosages they don't overdose every time they take it

>>214568206
>he thinks that Japanese women are going to be different
Grim.

>>214568188
I snorted 0.4g's of coke the day before last while drinking and promptly spent 8 hours arguing that Alien: Earth is a good show on /tv/.

>>214568206
lmao they don't want your creepy ass hitting on them

>>214568080
>Koyanisqaatsi
I think its just boring I tried watching it the last time I did edibles and it felt like it was meant to be something pseudodeep like planet earth just observing the world around is with music to it so I just ended up skipping through it, it think if I wanted to watch something about just meditating on life while high I would just go for planet earth or a documentary for something serious or any top gear travel episode for something more light hearted

>>214568206
Honestly I don't believe you talk to women at all, white or otherwise

>>214568219
you shoulda went and banged some floozys

>>214568223
I'm not hitting on them. If I were and they were not interested then I would totally understand it, the thing is I'm not even hitting on them. Even mild interaction turns into that, thank you

I want prada and gucci

>>214568197
>>214568217
Yeah I know the heroing junkies buy fent. But they also put it in coke sometimes which is insane. It's like doing a speedball and your breathing stops. I think that's what Suzan Wojici's son died from. Also a bunch of rapers.
>>214568219
you got that fishscale shit in Slovenia. I miss doing bumps.

>>214568238
right whatever. the point is they don't want your ugly ass flirting with them

>>214568227
and there's sequels like Samsara and ehhh whatever. I'm a big National Geographic anthropology fan, but that's just a movie series for people who stopped doing drugs ages ago and are trying to recapture the magic in a clean midlife crisis sort of way

>>214568188
for a second i thought you said they were putting fent in coca-cola.

>>214568255
I'm not flirting with them, even the Brazilian women I know here act this way

>>214568249
i don't think that happens very often
why would any dealer want to kill their clientele

>>214568263
>even the Brazilian women I know here act this way
they don't want you either, they came all this way to fuck White chads

>>214568232
Ok man, you clearly don't like me just because I'm a foreigner, thank you

>>214568256
I enjoy documentary while high thoughbeit, my favorite is 72 hours japan

>>214568269
>why would any dealer want to kill their clientele
That's what I'm wondering. Didn't Mac Miller die from this. Also some stand up comings a few yeears ago did coke and 2-3 of them died and one was in critical condition. I would be scared if I was doing coke even if it's rare.

>>214568272
I don't want them either, Brazilian women are literally the bottom of the barrel of women

It would be cool if everyone could post their bulge through their underwear and we can see who's is more impressive

>>214568249
>But they also put it in coke sometimes which is insane.
cause it's chinese warfare

Is it true that rappers like Ludacris and Nelly didn’t change their wardrobe until after Kanye released college dropout?

*new york italian voice* whoah heyuh I don no bout gettin ot on a govmint line like this kno uat I mean?

>>214568306
Yeah, something is going on.

>>214568304
mine's the smallest

>>214568285
I watched Cocksucker Blues while high, and there was Keith Richards and his girlfriend fucked up on heroin in a high school gym locker room in Toronto in 1972! It was not a lot like the mindbending photography of NG.

>>214568316
*new york italian voice* Hey! Watch it! I'm walking here!

been pubemaxxxing for a few months now, shit's out of control down there. really gotta put in some work tomorrow and clean it up, get that thing shaved down clean.

>>214568303
what about blonde hair Brazilian women?

>>214568330
I don't really want my mind blown too much while high desu I kind of just want to feel comfy so slower documentaries are better (for my use case)

>>214568343
What about them?

>>214568304
but I'm a grower not a shower

US jobs are softening just like Jason's sister cunt

>>214568349
you don't want them neither?

>>214568346
also all the Decline of Western Civilization movies. Don't watch those, just the clip of Ozzy frying an egg while shitfaced on god knows what on tour, that's the crowning moment.

>>214568335
That didn't really answer my question

US jobs are softening just like Jason's sister's cunt

>>214568360
jason used to say that he had an older sister who had a husband and kids

this man drank a vodka of handle a day
let's see what happens to his insides

>>214568356
no don't do that you're making it gay

>>214568385
I like a hard firm pussy, give me a punchin bag to beat in to, know what I'm sayin?

>>214568338
Bet your hairy forest looks great when it's covered in your big white pearls

>>214568407
>know what I'm sayin?
yeah you sound like an incelarino

>>214568404
I like something soft to bury my face in when I'm down there

I can't fall asleep, I wish I had some weed.

>>214568422
>>214568414

>>214568404
This picture is making me thirsty, I'm craving a cold drink

Do you guys really watch animes with girls or is it just for reaction gifs?

>>214568388
I’m a keep it real with u dawg: you are clearly in crisis and are headed towards an alcohol induced suicide (death of despair)

>>214568452
depends what you mean by watch. on occasion i beat off to ai generated anime pornography

>>214568452
That's just Jason, he is gay

>>214568462
he was making fun of supersize me, I think

>>214568465
indian tier

>>214568465
I mean sit and watch episodes where the main characters are girls.

>>214568465
ah jeez dude...

>Jake Shields interview with a fed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_NGDt1HCGY

Pubes can be good if they're maintained decently

>>214568452
umm do I look gay?

>>214568493
No, I watch Robert Redford films, I'm not gay

>>214568452
anime is now mainstream btw

>>214568507
idk do you?

>>214568506
>FEMALE pubes can be good if they're BLONDE/RED

Post happy trail

>>214568506
you got exposed, faggot
https://youtu.be/7QVh3kj7CjA
https://youtu.be/vSkZTVniuDM

>>214568512
I get that, but I'm specifically talking about animes where the main characters are school girls, that's weird imo.

I had an ex that begged me to watch Naruto with her but I couldn't even watch an episode (no offence)

>>214568493
sounds kinda degenerate

>>214568523
i think it is the texan faggot and he's talking about male pubes

I'd beat the shit out of everyone in this fucking thread, down to a fucking PULP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can't buy on amazog because it doesn't allow me to put a number in my address. It's like a sign telling me to stop coomsooming.

i probably shouldn't be allowed to use the computer when i'm drunk

>>214568534
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHxwNxXBEYo

I wish I was a autistic femanon, I think I might troon out soon.

i mean i should be allowed, i just shouldn't do it
but i have no willpower so it just is what is i guess

>>214568559
You're the shirtless faggot. I'm the chad with the shield that pushes you into the beating.

>>214568559
I don't think so

>>214568583
>>214568587
I'm jason, I watch anime and gay hentai, I'm gay

Grim thread

>>214568579
>I think I might troon out soon.
Brazilian culture

>>214568523
Women look worse without them, men look better without them most of the time but if they're trimmed in a nice way it can improve the looks

>>214568536
I have never even once clicked one of your links but I don't really like the greek aesthetics, I do like thinking about Alexander the Great conquering the world while getting used like a cock sleeve by Hephaestion every night, Romans have better aesthetics overall, also roman fantasy is an under explored genre

>>214568598
and none of you stand so tall
grim thread's gonna getchee all
and it's a grim thread
grim grim grim grim
's a grim thread

>>214568598
Do you cook in a cast iron skillet?

lol.

LOL.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlk_GcRI6LM

>>214568598
honestly aren't they all at this point

>>214568609
I don't why a blonde or red haired white girl would want to shave her pubes, it literally ruins her natural beauty

>>214568598
Those with the least to add critique the most

a woman can make a fortune simply by having tits and ass and a woman can also easily walk into a cosmetic surgery clinic and have tits and ass installed on her person. seems a bit imbalanced

>>214568631
but you're critiquing his critique
you ninny

my IDE just crashed.

This is what happens to jeets in the America, they should be afraid of the white american girl

>>214568659
wtf bbq?

I've got a good job and a cute gf
Im happy and content with my life

>>214568615
No I use a ceramic pan. They said you can’t put it in the dishwasher

>>214568648
I'm talking to the devs about a patch, but the Jew, Christian, Muslim, and Mormon factions keep blocking my requests.

The worst thing about gay porn is how horny it makes my penis.

>>214568670
why are you here then

>>214568686
This place is my prison, this place is my grave

Odds:Fat hairy spread asshole
Evens:twink cock
>Captcha:WHAGG

>>214568671
Yeah, you can't wash it with soap. You have to season it and bake it in the oven for a bit.

It makes great food tho.

And I was Slav, Slav inside
Never knew I'd seen when the day was done
Now I'm Angloer than the deepest blue
Oh so Anglo in this need for you

I want the Slovenian and the fuck a fucking duck Brazilian to beat each other to death

>>214568693
Eric Weinstein talked about this guy on Rogan's podcast lol.

i think we're one of the happier generals

>>214568718
You can take the Slav that takes you to the stars, now,
I can take the Slav that'll see me through

Tomorrow I will swing by the Pawn Shop and pick up a figurine of Frieza from DBZ

>>214568726
You are one of the nicest.

>>214568741
I already hot glued it

>>214568741
buy a used guitar and beat a hobo to death with it

>>214568726
:D

the manosphere and anti-feminism isn't that big in Latin America, unfortunately

>>214568757
And they lived happily ever after.

Lubby chudder

>>214568761
It doesn't need to, you are a masculine culture.

Dogberg keeps farting I'm about to kick this nigga out of the bed on God

>>214568782
based dogberg

>>214568782
Put him down

>>214568770
YARR, YE LUBBY CHUDDER, WALK THE GANGPLANK, YE DOG!

gay anal sex with women

>>214568773
not anymore

Latin American men are simps and feminist cucks now

>>214568782
My dogs never have stinky farts because they get a balanced diet

>>214568782
t. Eustace

>>214568782
My dog once farted in his sleep loud enough to wake him up and he started growling at his ass

Why is there no good american music anymore?
https://youtu.be/ziLagAgoPCE?si=-gdE6UPhH51xLZ-Y

my captcha was GAY88, idk know why

>>214568800
Really? I'm not sure I believe that. Is it because of your new president?

I wish I could destroy people with facts and logic

>>214568808
its all blackpipo now, even white men music has to reference blackpipo culture

I think I'll make burgers tomorrow.

>>214568808
I love that song so much

>>214568819
He wants to use her as a toilet.

>>214568825
Literally every fucking song ever written is about a white girl

I wish I was in Tijuana eating barbecued iguana

>>214568805
i once farted next to my cat and he started sniffing my ass because he didn't know what the sound was

>>214568846
diabolical

>>214568840
frank ocean is black and sings about wanting to get buck broken by white boys

>>214568854
OK Karl Urban

White people are letting their dogs eat their assholes

>>214568855
never got the ocean hype

>>214568876
That's just white women

>>214568877
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFtjdr-suD0
in case you missed it last time, here's the best song since Across of 110th Street

>>214568876
Here’s why it’s a good idea

How do I get a Latina gf?

>>214568877
It's not that hard to get but if you really wanna /get it/ on a deeper level you have to have sucked a cock at least once

>>214568909
You go to Mexico.

>>214568897
I know a Lady Luck, she has big tiddies

>>214568914
nah he still sucks

>>214568923
Across 110th street is more than merely the best song ever...it is also a Tarantino pick! Even though Little Green Bag is grossly overrated and Stuck In The Middle With You is merely average
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ce_DFjJMG04

Off topic

*biden dementia voice* knothathinboutis they uh... they say... well you gotta back it back the ass up an drop it.... uh drop it like its fat... *clears throat* and white woman ass fat white woman just ass just uh ain't cuttin it anymore

>>214568909
Money.

>>214568918
Then what?

>>214568925
You've never done it before

>>214568808
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xk_FR3341bA

>>214568970
how do you know

>>214568960
How much money?

>>214568952
This is 10/10. He picks good music that bastard.

I am starving

>>214568974
I can sense it in your mannerisms

>>214568976
Ask her

>>214568909
latinas, white, asian, etc ... all women are the same

>>214568979
i had sex with her (before she bogged)

>>214568962
Mind breaking rape.

>>214568978
Thank you, fake Bulgarian. Have my favorite soul song of all time!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pb4j2UqkOJ0

>>214568994
How so?

>>214568994
foda-se um pato

>>214569000
I believe it

>>>/r9k/82412920
Men only want one thing

>>214568984
or you're just really dumb!

>>214569009
Do caralho

I’m such a faggot freak. I’m such a baka. I am experienceinh

>>214569007
they all want a man who is chad

>>214569025
You wouldn't get it...

>>214569031
That just means "Fucking awesome = Fucking A' "

>>214568819
good lord jeets are pathetic

>>214569058
YO! DOWN IN FRONT!

>>214569004
>fake Bulgarian
?
I love me some Pendegrass, The more I Get is one of the best songs (the longer version)

https://youtu.be/VYWatBkAN5I
this is one of my favorite bits I come back and listen to it like once a month

>>214569064
HOT BEHIND!

>>214569047
$700 psh I dress like that for free

poo comes from the anus

>>214568971
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjiOtouyBOg&list=RDXjiOtouyBOg&start_radio=1

>>214569065
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8OZux6hp1Q
real or not, you are NOT ready for this amount of soul godDAMN

>>214569058
Ass > tits

https://youtu.be/lMAAqjMl4-Q
Boney M. is mostly known for Rasputin these days but they're pretty underrated

>>214569092
>Nuthin' but a 'G' Thang
I like your style

>>214569110
NÃO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUNDA < TETAS

>>214569113
you are a bot

>>214569085
this is murrica

>>214569085
https://youtu.be/ZFucCXherLg?si=wI-L1ANOJ1-ZnSBL&t=44

>>214569129
>'murrica

>>214569088
imagine how many virile young white women were impregnated to this in 1958.

>>214569129
Thats the sample for Nuthin' but a 'G' Thang by Snoop and Dre

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GliyDgAGQI

>>214569110
No one asked, nig.

>>214569150
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TwULx_wDiI

We support /texit/ in /cum/

>>214569070
Too bad he refuses to be funny now

>>214568800
Eu gosto de carlos santana
https://youtu.be/6yJNijVVgYA?si=8y57JJgMPcXkXP09&t=41

it's pretty wild how much culture and society as a whole changed between 1960 and 1970.

>>214569154
meds

>>214569178
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4JWkW0oROg

You know this?

I bet you'd recognize what happens at minute 03:00
This is one of my favorites.

>>214569165
I'm sorry Mongol-sama
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7m8izf-oXY4

>>214569112
BY THE RIVERS OF BABYLON
THERE WE SAT DOWN
YEAH, WE WEPT
WHEN WE REMEMBERED ZION
BY THE RIVERS OF BABYLON
THERE WE SAT DOWN
YEAH, WE WEPT
WHEN WE REMEMBERED ZION

NEW
>>214569195
>>214569195
>>214569195

>>214569213
Great song, amazing sample.

>>214569213
CHICKA CHICKA SLIM SHADY

> spend 100 posts talking about music
> leafaggot makes bait OP about /pol/
not posting in that shit

>>214569183
I think he said he was working on "something" the other day on Jordan Jensen's podcast, he's a talented guy and Adam and Stav have both showed that cumtown isn't going to get them "canceled" or bar them from going mainstream, I assume he'll eventually get a tv/movie writer position

>>214569223
Indeed
>>214569226
yep
>>214569215
np