>>513087812
Well the temple allegedly had a tunnel to use in case you ejaculated in your sleep. But jews are used to building tunnels. They've built some under Rome, Greece, Paris, and Jerusalem. Also the Talmud says plainly that sex with boys under 9 is okay.
Also since this is a humor thread anyways. Their "wailing wall" is supposedly the last remaining wall of their last temple. But i promise you, it's the sewer side wall of an old Roman fort. And it was purposefully used as a dump by christians in the past. So the holiest site in Judaism is a roman shit wall and a former christian dump. KEK