Thread 214571133

watching america first with corrado junior suprano

lol why the fuck did our home get nuked

>>214571141
schizojeet got banned

>>214571141
probably the 10000 splinters or goyim mod got mad at le american politics

I love watching women getting fat

JANNNNNNIIIIIIIEEEES

>>214571159
they call them "stuffers"

>jason
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1757139888488067.jpg

Jazz is cool if you find a place that's for jazz not just a bar that does jazz and those sorts of places are rare, most "jazz bars" are only superficially about jazz, if the paneling of the place doesn't smell like warm smokey whiskey its probably fake and the atmosphere won't be right

t. was in a jazz band

I wish I had a more humpable butt. Then maybe I’d finally be good enough.

>>214571189
a faggot was in a jazz band? what a shocker

>>214571201
I did walk right in to that one

11:30pm covfefetime.

ideally it will look close to this but half the size

Took the biggest shit I've done in over a week today. That must have been all the BBQ from last weekend.

>>214571231
comfy

>tfw 2 years away from achieving wizard status
I remember laughing and saying "that'll never be me!" at 17 years old

fear has an iron grip on me and dictates my life

>>214571295
you don't have to live like that. have you tried PREP?

>>214571288
jason is a homosexual because of porn addiction
also he's a 30 year old virgin btw

>>214571306
who the fuck cares about jason jesus christ

>>214571331
this

why the fuck is every general like this

>>214571331
>>214571362
that poster is obsessed with other name fags.

peace out /cum/

*goes to sleep*

who the fuck is jason

>>214571396
jason is your mama

>>214571395
It's covfevetime tho albeit.

Imagine getting fucked in the ass by a horse?

>>214571485
I'm gripping

i did not have to learn about this :(
https://www.vice.com/en/article/snuff-movie-the-vietnamese-butcher-13k/

im a pussy!!!!!!!!

I'm 63% to lvl 32 on my hardcore 50% kill xp no rested xp high elf(alliance) paladin on turtle wow(ambershire fresh)

*african guy voice* lahbubu iz ah de-mon sent heah to pillage yoh asshole

This shit still slaps

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkW-K5RQdzo

>>214571514
truly grim but there are worse fates

>>214571595
man I hate when dat happens...

>>214571649
>slaps
kys

The lesson of the woke era is that people will do whatever you say if you just directly threaten their ability to pay rent, and if a political movement doesn't intend to do this it is totally inert and not even worth talking about

>>214571650
He could have died for Israel instead, throwing his life away like that is antisemitic

my dad said i made him realize that he is gay

Debate doesn't mean anything. People don't decide what they say publicly because they've been swayed by a "debate". They say whatever keeps the paychecks flowing and don't say whatever stops the paychecks

>>214571561
how many times are you going to restart a gay paladin on some gay private server and quit after a week?

why am I so damn thirsty

>>214571712
it absolutely SLAPS my DUDE

>>214571757
u got the beetus

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feeding_Our_Future
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ethnic mobs looting charities will be YOUR city's next local government

should i eat the chocolate bar in the fridge even though i ate an entire box of papa johns brownies?

>>214571820
Why not fat

>>214571820
have some self control anon

>>214571880
its already the next day though

the people in gmod servers are so lame with their gay ass jokes

Might do a bit of shopping on the 'zon. Lord, please stay my impulse to buy shit, amen.

I feel like I got sent to the shadow realm.

should i ask momberg for $40 i think im entitled to it

>gmod
what year is it?

>>214571950
2007

>>214571950
its still populated by its all spergs and eastern europeans

>>214571956
god I wish

>>214571950
J1025

Twinks NEED tummy rubs and I alone have the prowess to administer them properly.

Why are there still simps giving money to Instawhores when Gemini can create images of women who look even more beautiful?

The IA revolution should put an end to the whores?

I bought a book for $12.37 CAD. (Picrel.) I read this book on Kindle a few years ago and I always thought the mass market paperback cover (the one I ordered) looked sick so when I saw a used copy in "Very Good" condition for only twelve bucks I bought it right away. Amazon never charges tax for used books anymore, I wonder why.

>>214572006
this is true, but as a twink I'm exceptionally ticklish so you have to be careful or bad things will happen

what should I do for my 2 days of freedom before Im forced back to toil? All I can think of so far is going swimming or getting All you can eat sushi

>>214572065
Read a book?

>>214572010
>The IA revolution should put an end to the whores?
i don't think so since you could find endless amounts of porn pre-AI and guys still chose to throw money at mid hoes on OF

>>214572081
get your ass back to miller grove, poindexter

>>214572036
JD is my favorite serial killer his planned skull shrine is very interesting

*casually to a black man* so do ya like jazz?

I should probably go to bed.

I’m sorry I post so much about being gay on here. It’s just that I’m a gay fag homo but it’s all repressed bullshit and I hate myself and I’m scared. I don’t know I guess I’m confused.

>>214572140
Bossa nova

If I had a gay friend I would let them relieve themselves with my body but I wouldn't enjoy it sexually. It would be purely an act of kindness

I’m fuckin gay

thinking about going on grindr and trying to hook up with a female to male i just have to play along with them being "male"

>>214572194
You’re a good friend.

>>214572194
por quê você é gay????????????????????????

is it over?

>>214572285
yes

>>214572194
so you're clearly gay and a faggot

What if your friend was a ladyboy?

>>214572319
Sex with her penis.

>>214572299
fuck. sepuku time

man Im glad I didnt waste my booze tonight, you guys SUCK

>>214572343
get on your knees and start sucking

woah

>>214572097
Fuck yeah. Think he might be mine too. I feel like Ted Bundy was really prolific but he was only convicted of like 6, I think? and there's not a ton of evidence I've been able to find that goes into his goings-on when the police didn't know where he was or what he was doing. Clifford Olsen is another one that's likely way way more prolific than what he was officially convicted of (11 murders of children). Robert Pickton is yet another one where the full truth has never come out, as well (convicted of killing 6 women but he could have killed as many as 49).

Explain this then?

any ladies here tonight?

I'm a man. Mentally and physically. I just wish I were a woman.

>>214571754
Erm, I've only made one? And I have 72 hours played?

imagine grabbing jason by the throat and telling him to show his feet or else haha

Enough of this Hebrew nonsense.

God is gonna cut you down

Nicotine makes it feel like my brain is receiving a big, warm hug

>>214572673
His one handed slash can cut through bone!

>>214572809
Do you play the lotto max

Discriminated against brownoids in Brazil, discriminated against pasty wasps in amerika, such is life

>>214572952
What are you

>>214572960
I look mediterranean white

>>214572993
So you're MENA

>>214573015
No I'm Brazilian, I'm native american, portuguese, italian and german

>>214573035
>I'm indio, MENA, and jewish(all three are brown)
Grim.

>>214572952
go back to your country paco

Its disappointing that there's no site that tags regular books like manga and hentai sites do tags, you can find a doujin down to the tiniest detail but somehow the collective power of intellectuals hasn't made anything that actually lets you find decent books

I feel like I'm Donald Trump and OSHO combined.

Farting hard farting wet

>>214573149
There's Goodreads. In fact check my profile out: https://www.goodreads.com/om_420

my aim is so bad

>>214573355
Yes good read sucks ass you can only search one tag at a time and those aren't even organized all that well

did you guys see the news apparently seal team 6 killed some north korean fishermen

>>214573149
That's why we have to rely on each other

>>214573454
Ok? Am I supposed to be impressed

>>214573509
you're not supposed to kill civilians of a country you're not at war with

>>214573533
are you retarded that happens all the time

>>214573557
no it doesnt

Ever lift weights while blazed? Pretty fun.

America has been at war with North Korea since 1950 though.

God please return me to the 2000s. Amen.

>After being reincarnated as a cultist mob in the notoriously brutal eroge Seeker of the Netherlight, Okley has only one goal: escape the deranged cult before he ends up sacrificed like all the rest. But during a battle with the forces of the Holy Church, one reckless move earns him the attention of a savage female executive-and worse, the mad cult leader herself.
>
>Now, his everyday life gets a hellish upgrade as he tries to survive in a world where the heroines are all completely unhinged, eyes blazing with the kind of resolve that laughs in the face of death¿ and they all seem disturbingly fixated on him. His life-and his chastity-are on the line in a no-save nightmare route.
>
>Warning: This story contains nothing but cute girls with severely messed-up kinks and an unhealthy obsession with the protagonist.

2am on the Best Coast right now.

Should I goon or what

>>214573999
JACKOFF RIGHT NOW

I'm fuckin wired.

buried our dog
i hate being alive

>>214574091
Sorry to hear that, anon. That really sucks.

>>214574091
Is that a euphemism for sex?

West Coast AM reporting in!

i wish i were normal
or smart
i'm just weird and dumb

>>214574091
When I see signs that my pet or relative is about to die i isolate from them to cope

I cannot stop thinking about that webm of that woman's asshole on /r9k/

Easily one of my favorites. I'm entranced. I wish I had a butthole gf.

This some 764 shit.

Imma kill this line

Alberta has joined the union.

Saskatchewan has joined the confederacy

>>214570326
There's a thread up

rockstar time yum yum
back day today
think I'll have a cheeky smoke before lifting

What's my first message? I'm white btw

>>214575265
ask her if she cooks and if so what her favorite dish is to make

>Smoking crystal in a McDonald's drive thru
>Have to drive back home geeked at 3am
this is the worst

>>214575265
"Damn girl. Are you a construction worker. Because you are building."

Any idea how to get off my phone, 4chan, twitter, discord, and youtube for at least 10 hours?

>>214576544
draw your sword and cut a man down

>>214576544
Keep cutting down men 'til you find out.

good morning stinky boys

>>214576544
get arrested

>>214577330
you must be a stinky butt

>>214577666
you must be an international jew

The dog shit mark is still on the carpet even though I cleaned the actual shit off. I think she ate something weird or my parents gave her something but they won't admit it

>>214578249
change your undies stinky boy and take a warm shower

>>214576544
put your phone down?
lmao

>>214571141
Israelis in 2030 be like

today is National Hummingbird Day
pic-related is Allen's Hummingbird, found on the west coast, I see these guys everywhere in my neighborhood, more than any other bird in fact

>>214578917
Shocking End To International Jewry Among Us?

>>214579365
it's about the time of year when they are leaving my area to go south

>>214579513
they are so brave

I overslept, life is ruined.

>>214579825
it's saturday

>>214579899
I have to work tonight, and I wouldn't be able to go to sleep on Sunday which will ruin Monday.

>>214579825
Got up at 4pm yesterday currently it's 6am

It looks like a mafia dinner.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQb6DHYiDb0

>>214580072
I set alarm for 12:30 pm, didn't even hear it.

Man who go to sleep with itchy ass wake up with stinky finger