Thread 214577790

roses edish

>>214577780
Honey Don't!

I will go find a girlfriend

>>214577822
That's a bad psych film

im smelly

>>214577888
cornetto while you're out cheers x

Outspoken Reform voter up the road has had a fridge dumped outside the front of his house for months. Didn't really care until last week, when he spray painted an England flag onto it. Just reported him for fly tipping.

Enjoy your fine.

>>214577903
thanks Australia your post reminded me to do something
the Dettol didnt work
>>214577910
hi Australia I love you

off to tesco to cough on all the students and give them covid

I'm moving to New York!

watching two neutron stars collide
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_C5Bl_hE8fM

this meme so real

>>214577942
cornetto while you're out cheers x

>>214576649
historically it was your shitty countries runnning out of food and hundreds of people dying of starvation/famine yearly at winter soo idk how you have the GALL to say

>>214577729
Tell you a story that I doubt anyone will believe but whatever.

Growing up when I was playing pokemon red, I was at my gran's house staying over one weekend. So after a long day of playing pokemon while sat in her living room, I save the game, eject the pokemon cartridge and place it on the flat top surface of my gran's CRT television, then insert my wario game and play that for a bit.

The next morning I come downstairs excited to play pokemon red again and when I insert the cartridge into the gameboy colour and turn it on, the entire save has been wiped. Not like someone has started a new game and saved, I mean a complete wipe, starting over from zero as if you'd just bought a fresh cartridge. All my pokemon gone.

The only possible explanation I can think of is that the static electricity from the CRT has somehow fucked the memory within the cartridge. How the fuck could I have known at 8 years old that the top of the TV wasn't a safe place to leave my cartridge? I have never met another person who this has happened to.

>>214577913
Pic or it didn't happen

>>214577962
yank shorts

>22 deg
global warming gone mental

>>214577951
she looks happy

>>214577962
these shorts are so fit
want to say fucking rabbits but cant because its not always

>>214577954
got the vagabond shoes on have you

>>214577991
Greta Thunberg sailing through the ozone layer in protest

>>214577976
toby you had to budget to afford energy drinks, shant be throwing stones in glass houses now!

>>214578003
>fucking rabbits

>>214577942
incredibly unfunny dogshit zinger paired with some random tryhard meme slag image. seen this exact post format possibly hundreds of times and each and every one has been utter dogshit

>>214578020
>"no u"

made myself sick from eating too many cornettos

>>214578021
I'm the guy who points out that 99% of tranny pics posted in this general are lads playing dress up in their bedroom so I will give you credit where it's due: this pic does indeed contain a tranny confident enough to go outside.

>>214578044
umm I didnt buy cornettos, so how did you get them

>>214577980
Did it ever happen again after that? How old was the game?

My kind of woman

sex? NEVER had it. just have to walk

Ghoul gang

eating molten lava
not to my tastes

tsukurimashou, tsukurimashou ~

might delve into dusty old grimoires of ancient forbidden lore and become a powerful necromancer

>>214578026
Think you need some time off /brit/ lad

>>214578044
Same but from drinking too much beer and consuming a lobster chimichanga
I already threw up, it's 5 in the morning and I'm recovering

>>214578067
there’s enough in this image to geo locate you

>>214578092
I recognize them!

>>214578064
how would a sheltered suburban white boy find a woman like this (theoretically of course)

wtf is a lobster chimmerchunga
yanks really do live on a different planet

>>214578111
you used an american spelling of a word and i'm going to tell you to fuck off!

reminder to take snapshots of your Pokemon 5x today for the 5 kento starts encounters, and a chance for shinies

Bladee!

>>214578137
A chimichanga is a deep fried burrito
The one I had contained lobster

>>214578088
/brit/ needs some time without shagless autistic /r9k/ dwelling faggots

looks like we've all moved back to brit/pol/ as thats where normal people are having normal discussions instead of the same 4 autistic freaks and indian spambots on here spamming "screaming" to each other 24 hours a day along with bradley walsh. funny how things turn out. this used to be the general for over 25s

staying inside with incense is the same XP as going out and walking

>>214578063
Never happened again but I never left a cart on top of the television after that. I guess I must have suspected even then that it could only have been the TV that caused it.

The game was new at the time. It was definitely the television.

>>214578162
didn’t arks

das my chimmerchunga stand

can appreciate that boomers thought an ideal society where everyone is equal and gets along was possible and find it sweet in a way but... well... you know...

Thought the stock market was to make money?

>>214578163
based

>>214578171
screaming

i have never had sex yet these ducks have so when it comes down to it, who is the higher form of life. the virgin freak or the chad duck whom shags?

>>214578171
refuse to believe britpol isnt utter dogshit

>>214578195
the niggers, lad. we know

>>214578163
you'll feel better once you've sobered up x

>>214578102
You'd never catch a virgin walker on foot. Our cardiovascular fitness and knowledge of local walkways far exceeds your own.

By the time you got wind of this image that lad had already disappeared down a canal path.

>>214578184
you did!

need to fuck a girl in the ass

>>214578224
your arse wont

>>214578067
comfy autumn vibes

driving around in my contraption sucking up niggers from the side of the road with a giant vacuum

>>214578217
people migrated back over there after this place got replaced by bots unironically. theres still bots on pol but theres less of these weird little spastics like >>214578187

>>214578214
arent those females
arent they 'the raped'

>>214578214
>whom

>>214578236
>ass
I thought you called it "arse"

getting drunk and trying to fuck a trusting fat girl
I will just tell her that I will try but I need to piss every 30 seconds rn (shes fat)

>>214578254
some lad just posted literal tranny porn and you're mad at a shrek meme

guy into golf who cheers up when his boss tells him his work is subpar

Getting high and trying to marry a trust fund girl

have come to the conclusion that I truly do have a unique and beautiful mind and there isn't a single person in the world like me

fucking a slag and sticking my dick in her loose fanny
all the blood leaving my brain and all going to the centre of my body

>>214578310
ha

Occupied country

>>214578330
came to this conclusion yesterday meself sorry lad x

imagine having a gf, a gf to walk around the park with, a gf to go to restaurants with, a gf to have sex with.... it could never be me. my fate is to do the virgin walk i have accepted my fate therefore i walk

>>214578310
haha

>>214578348
Israel yeah

>>214578365
it's not all that lad they get annoying

Wish every other human would disappear so I can walk the earth for thousands of years and watch as nature reclaimed it

leftypol saying yall in real life conversations because it's what the twitter niggers do

went to shop
came back from shop
simple as

>>214578293
/britpol/ loves trannies

>>214578254
reckon these “bots” will just follow around the britpolers because it’s actually them because that place is cancer. and if it means less rorke whining i’m very happy with their departure

>>214578391
I fail to see how humans disappearing means you'd live thousands of years. You'd cark it when the nearest tesco ran out of tinned ravioli.

>>214578404
had a woman at my work that did exactly this along with unironic quirk chungus shit too
paid 170k a year btw

>>214578404
i always start saying some black people slang ironically then it enters my vocabulary for real

>>214578389
doesn't make sense
if they do something that annoys you you could simply tell them not to do that and then they will because they love you and don't want to annoy you

>>214578408
dont give a fuck what goes on in that rancid glowie-ridden cesspool of a board

>>214578365
get an outdoorsy gf

>>214578365
are you in a large victorian park in northern england

wild venonat

bit hungry, might get a cheeky immigrant to delivery me a midnight snack for a pittance

This is clearly a very poorly man. He needs help, not bigging up by TERFs.

He can't even spend Christmas day with his family, he's alone getting angry about trannies. Whatever your perspective he's too far gone.

>>214578444
aaahh mate
the average woman in 2025 is on tiktok 8 hours a day and everything she does and thinks outside of tiktok is just something she saw on tiktok

>>214578410
well considering you're the schizphrenic paki from camden im not surprised you'd prefer the company of indian spambots rather than real people with real opinions. Take your meds yeah?

>>214578431
could tolerate that for a slice of 170k tbf

>>214578481
I dont think you have cared about someone without it being malicious once in your life, or to try to "get one over" on someone and be above them. thats because you are evil and a nobody

nothing worse than brushing your teeth, in your jammies, ready to catch your kip and then realising you got a full bladder and having to go to the toilet. hate that

>>214578449
i can not get any gf at all, it is my destiny to be a virgin freak forever

>>214578460
im in sefton park in liverpool if you see me please dont attack me, i am just doing my walk virginly

>>214578506
yeah she wasn't bad at her job tbqh just very grating to interact with

favourite Germanic rune lads?

>>214578449
nothing says outdoorsy like a brand new jacket and jeans with no mud on them

>>214578254
*fewer

>>214578545
do you think the outdoors is just mud?

>>214578365
I wouldn't worry too much mate they nag you to death. It can be nice at times but mostly I want to be at home in my kegs.

>>214578539
get her pumped y'all

forests are quite nice tbf, can see why people used to live in them

>>214578538
ive had many a virgin walk there myself
lots of wild rattata appear

>>214578569
she's standing on fucking tarmac next to a railing in a population centre

she's as outdoorsy as some cunt stood in his back garden

I cant have alcohol in the house without drinking it all

Rorke slipping and falling into a puddle of mud on his family trip to the North York Moors

hate being on holiday love working

there's that idiot in the black Hillman Imp

I see all the needlessly aggressive mongs are in this morning

>>214578604
do British people ever pitch up a tent in their back yards and "camp" for a night like some Americans do?

>>214578618
she fucking hates me

>>214578629
hi Canada ^.^
good vibes

>>214578518
?????

I'm the one with a lovely fit gf, plenty of mates, nice holidays and such. I'm very grateful I am not as mentally afflicted as linehan is

>>214578609
got 4 bottles of peroni beer under the sink that have been there for a year since mumsy gifted them to me

you'd think she'd know I don't like beer and prefer cider after all these years but she doesn't. Still she meant well so I accepted them.

>>214578609
ktim, dunno how people can just have beers in the fridge to have whenever cause I'd scran the lot

>>214578634
corr

>>214578629
thats all you ever do you little spastic

alright time for a wank so I dont go cum

>>214578632
some young lad slept in a tent in his back garden during covid inspired by the late great Sir Captain Tom (PBUH)

>>214578481
that is a bit mental

>>214577913
So you don't actually care about fly tipping, you just like to use the force of the state to abuse people you disagree with politically, righto.

>>214578643
Hello :)

>>214578669
Take your medication and settle down, it's the weekend

>>214578632
illegal innit cos of the woke

need you to give me SSRIs and keep me locked up

>>214578598
sefton park is a virgin controlled zone, even this post box is doing the virgin avoid eye contact

First they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a socialist.

Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a trade unionist.

Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—because I was not a Jew.

Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me.

right I'm off to the petrol station for a packet of minstrels

im not a virgin

4 em dashes Jeremy that's insane

>>214578730
Nobody is coming for any of those people though are they.

i deserve to be institutionalised and experimented on with electricity

>>214578758
thats hot

there he goes again namedropping random place names. reckon this lad has autism. always the same spiel

>virgin freak meet me at x place pub in nameplace

grow up

establishment quaking

new electrical generation concept: lock rorke in a room of motors and pulleys and show him a pic of a brown fella

THEY CALL ME THE BELIEVER

always buy the small aubergines

>>214578748
then you may sit but i must walk

>>214578783
Canada you got here too late UwU

If I could live in any TV house it would be the Malibu beach house from Two and a Half Men. Comfy

>>214578782
pretty sure you can oppose the situation in gaza without openly declaring support for a banned organisation that trespassed on a british military base and destroyed millions of pounds worth of hardware

>>214578813
Would be afraid to catch aids in there

islam is right about women

>>214578820
well said kier

nth for the gyaldem

>>214578820
i demand palestine action

>>214578813
frasier appartment, no contest

islam is right about women

Won't somebody PLEASE think of the military hardware!'

>>214578813
are there any UK sitcoms with nice houses/apartments in London? I'd like to live there

>>214578828
bit of a nonce are you?

>>214578782
imagine wheeling your poor old gran to one of these things
disgraceful
she should be at home listening to gardeners question time

might get a tattoo of my astrological sign, yes i have a vagina

mental how incapable of self reflection leftypol is
they think labour is unpopular because they're not left wing enough and that jezza's new party is going to 'the bankers the bonuses' his way into power

>>214578840
find the whole e-girl aesthetic borderline paedophillic if im quite honest

>>214578906
please post your thighs

>>214578813
balmoral castle from the christmas broadcast

>>214578912
labour is objectively not popular on the left because because they're not left wing enough (or at all)
couldn't care less if labour are popular with the right (they're also not)

>>214578855
you've got to be a complete thicko if you think the state is just going to turn a blind eye to such behaviour, even if you personally think it's morally justified

>>214578913
(You) problem lad, don't see how you'd find leng tings noncey

>>214578906
that what they call capricorn down there?

>>214578912
all they had to do was sort out the illegal immigration situation and that alone would probably have defused the threat from reform

>>214578947
grow up mate

>>214578944
what's popular on the left is irrelevant because the left isn't popular

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.

>>214578883
no we dont have nice houses in this country
jeeves and wooster is set in stately homes theyre nice

>>214578993
people with brains care about what's right not what's popular
starmer's labour got into power and did what with it? fuck all so what's the point in pursuing popularity

>>214578912
>leftypol
>Labour

Why is it that right wing thickos can't even identify their opposition correctly? I see it all the time

Keir Starmer is Tony Blair is David Cameron, and fuck the lot of them

>>214578945
No I just saw an opportunity for a Simpson's reference

>>214578983
unc likes his tings as 3/10s chopping boards in summer dresses

>>214578974
your average leftoid in 2025 would take free market capitalism with mass immigration over socialism with strict migration (i.e. what every socialist country has been)

>>214579030
why do type like a paki woman?

>>214579030
kys tranny

>>214579029
ooh black betty, scran a lan

>>214579030
>politics makes me mad gr

despite being straight can't cum or get hard unless a BBC is involved somehow. when I had sex with my gf I had to imagine she just fucked a BBC to get hard

ah yes the no true leftist insects are scrawling about

>>214579078
you just know this creature barks for 16 hours a day

>>214579078
huh?

>>214579029
cor
last tie you posted this (today) I ate but I could definitely go for another now

>>214579076
im a morbidly obese autistic paedophile from the slums of manila and this is my tweet

I know someone who gets into blind rages online every single day over politics. Must be like crack to some people. Funny thing is that he portrays himself as a nice friendly chap yet every day without fail he goes on at least one rant about Reform and the idiotic racists who support them

I never meant to be so bad to you
One thing I said that I would never do
A look from you, and I would fall from grace
And that would wipe the smile right from my face

Do you remember when we used to dance
And incidents arose from circumstance?
One thing led to another, we were young
And we would scream together songs unsung

>>214578883
The house in Absolutely Fabulous is nice. It's in Holland Park in London, IIRC, which is an upmarket area.

>>214579071
you dont deserve a gf, you should be forced to do the virgin walk. you are cheating the system

Oh it's the BIG one
England vs Andorra 17:00pm
Drink it in because you'll never see another moment like it

Having a mental health crisis rn
Guess I’ll go take a shit on public transport

>>214579076
really kept this one in the pocket to use 2 months later?

>>214579071
stop watching porn

>>214579136
grow up

>>214578840
Thank you for posting more pornography for the lads, mate

>>214579135
can't wait to not watch this and watch a nice film instead

One thing, as a lefty myself, is how the tranny left and the immigrant left are starting to clash. But people just avoid the awkward conversations about how Bradford is like 40% first cousin marriages but they all wouldn't live next to a gay couple.

It's a ticking time bomb

hillary 2028

pointless stoner rock instrumentals

Sir Dr William Luther Pierce

>>214579159
pride parade in my city was shut down by pro pali trannies

>>214579159
yeah no one likes racists mate

If Indians are all doctors, engineers, scientists and mathematicians then why is india still a shit hole?

going out later and there will be people I don't know there and that makes me feel very awkward so I'll probably only hang around for an hour or so before I go home

>>214579196
britishers fault sir

>>214579192
umm
based trannies?

>>214579120
you have to understand some people have made politics a huge part of their identity and they are watching it unravel in front of them
it's religious to an extent, he's having doubts so he overcompensates for his wicked thoughts with constant public displays of belief

just made bacon and eggs for dinner
this world is mine

>>214579196
makes u think

on the blueberry cranberry cherry pablos

>>214579214
based on what

>>214579204
talk to the new people
maybe you'll make a friend, or find a girlfriend

Does anyone have the picture of the girl dog and it's like she's posing for a portrait? Pretty sure it was posted here recently.

>>214579204
thanks for the pre-blog

bored out me nut today gaming and wanking aren't hitting like they normally do

you know the film pride and prejudice? if rorke made it he would call it 'white pride and prejudice'

so it's 'virgin walk' during the day and 'incel walk' when it's dark, right? if so I'm going on a virgin walk imminently

>>214579196
because they're disgusting lazy pigs and the half decent ones don't live in india

>>214579256
grow up

should I go outside or will I miss something good or some leafgirl posts

>>214579256
Holy shit that's Rorke done, he just cannot recover from that

>>214579215
sybau

>>214579237
I don't want to

bought a camper van and have been kitting it out, expected to spend no more than £10k on the interior but i'm already £20k in

>>214579253
moderation lad x
you wouldnt eat freddo frogs for every meal and think "blimey these aren't hitting like they normally do"

the nerdy daughter from ab fab would get it

>>214579204
ktim

Off to my mate's house for some cans

His GF and my GF have gone out together. I was going to sit at home and paint Warhammer

>>214579296
did you put in a mini fridge?

hi brit hows it foing

off out to the pube

looking for my ops

>>214579140
yh I what of it? I'll prob post it again later x

>>214579313
>His GF and my GF have gone out together
thats hot

already been to the pub twice this week so im not allowed to go again

>>214579324
yh

>>214579313
have fun :)

shes homeless
shes homeless
la da dee la de daa

Business idea: open a pub named "Ye Olde Black Pube"

>>214579337
She's a Gooner because well of course she is. Up the Arsenal!

>>214579256
which version? there are at least seven

>>214579337
shes a gooner!?

>>214579348
based

went on Reddit to try to feel better about myself and have succeeded, as I've stumbled upon a person whose entire profile is about them being a "brown welsh--american" that fucking HATES the lotr movies. Shouting every single day about how they're evil macho capeshit white power fantsies.

in my incel studio making songs about white replacement

BUH????!!!! HUH??!!!!! AMERICAN ACTRESS DOESN'T LIKE FOOTBALL TEAM I LIKE????!!!!

if im supposed to say something just tell me. but im just gonna have a ciggy

Trying to think of a name for my business that's a bit of a wink wink to /brit/ so you lads will know it's me when you see me floating on the London Stock Exchange.

>>214579387
mihais nemesis

Anne Has a Way

>>214579367
the one with keira knightley (best girl)

>>214579363
>>214579371
COYG

>>214579387
this might just be the most boring post of all time

>>214579414
just call it "rorke"

Just had some beef space invaders and thinking of an afternoon nap team

starting to believe that lads conspiracy theory about taylor swift. who the fuck actually listens to this slop, i dont know a single soul that even mentions her but the media are going mental about it.

good

Get off Ur butts

>>214579414
$POOSEAL to the moon

>>214579433
swifties are real trust me

>>214579418
remember in that film the hole where she got her tits out she was only 15

>>214579395
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ubju89I5DE&list=RD2Ubju89I5DE&start_radio=1

>>214579427
why would you eat carbs and go to sleep what a waste

>>214579414
get yourself the "POO" short name de lad

>>214579433
right well she's one of the best selling artists of all time

>>214579441
Needs to be a bit more subtle

>>214579433
>i dont know a single soul that even mentions her
outed yourself as a bit of a virg here lad

>>214579427
post more pics of you showing what's underneath the Aldi uniform x

bloody fly in here now bussing around

>>214579455
oh yeah? how many albums have you personally seen people buy

shorting $RORKE

the long and winding virgin walk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fR4HjTH_fTM

>>214579455
no she isnt. nobody is listening to that shit and nobody mentions a single song title from her, whats she famous for again? name a song go on

got a mad conspiracy theory me, can't share it though

>>214579427
you are what you eat, as they say aha

picking dead skin off my feet and leaving it on the floor

>>214579489
Call Me Maybe I think

>>214579468
grow up mate

>>214579489
are you actually being serious? she has like 30 songs i could sing along with word for word

>>214579421
But enough about you

nomnomnomnom

>>214579496
I do the same thing. I rip off my toenails too. When I move out my landlord is going to look behind my bed and will find a mountain of dead skin and toenails

what do you mean you haven't heard this one particular artist well you definitely haven't had sex

>>214579489
when was the last time you spoke to a woman

>>214579526
name one song then, shouldnt be difficult should it

>>214579526
nta anon but i couldn't name a single song of hers and wouldn't recognise them if i heard them in a shop or wherever they play the radio

>>214579550
love story

>>214579433
>I've never spoke to a woman
okay lad weird announcement to make

>>214579549
right now cuz im replying to a BITCH aha

>>214579556
well then you're a freak

>>214579544
This is what that lad sounds like right now

>>214579558
never heard of it, never heard a single person talk about it

>>214579550
Cruel Summer

>>214579558
Was just in a bar the other week where the live act played this and the crowd went mental

>>214579574
very juvenile and shallow to judge people based on whether they like your favourite pop singer or not

get it made

>>214579584
what about me and 793 million of my mates

>>214579594
? never heard of it? Never heard anyone say "yeah i love that song cruel summer and love story"

I wonder what will happen today

>>214579558
I get happy when this comes on at the club, can't lie

>>214579629
>>214579629

gf listens to the same indie music she listened to 15 years ago, very dull

pondering gay nigger thoughts

>>214579631
never heard anyone say they love you either kek