Thread 214586874

Mother Goose 'dish

glod

Don Diego

lads

yeh it's cheddar

bitch im gonna kill you

>>214586874 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=484A9Ju4F8g
*enters the thread*

FOYankeroni

>>214586932
elton

you don't wanna fuck with me

>>214586932
>yo DUDE check out how tall my FREAKING BURGER IS!!!!!
pure debauched excess, so crass

>>214586932
two large patties on a burger is madness
if youre having two, smashed patties makes more sense

19yr old girl from work hugged me and said she hates working when I'm not in
We're both shift workers and she's always asking when I'm in and seems happy to see me
I'm an ugly old man but it was hard not to read in to that

>>214586932
alri gordan

you ain't nothing but a slut to me

need to go sleep

>>214586928
>>214586968
well done now you've traumatised leftypol, are you proud of yourself?

watching yank adverts
$9.99 for any dominos any size any toppings over there
taken for mugs so we are

never been to france

>>214586987
i made them too big tbf i just had an annoying amount of mince where there wasn't enough to be worth leaving some so i chucked it all in. bit unwieldy for my liking but still quite tasty.

>>214586998
Mental
All the young girls at work avoid me like the plague and I'm lucky to get a hello from any of them

>>214586998
she likes you (as a friend)

pray to god she dont end up a thottie
i got demons all over my body

>>214587032
same

>>214586932
cheese looks a bit too melted and the burgers are a bit too greasy ngl

why are cats so fucking stupid

>>214587079
:3 :3 :3

>>214587064
where can I visit that there are minimal you know whos

arsewanked that freak

>>214587101
stupid little cunt

>>214587028
>large any toppings pizza $9.99
>large 1 topping pizza $7.99
>8 piece chicken wings $7.99
but for me it's

>>214587124
reckon there are french people everywhere unfortunately

>>214587147
what did they think was going to happen?

Partigiano che scendi dai monti

>>214587028
they are fat

>>214587038
>>214587055
Yeah I would doubt its anything more than as a friend but it is nice to have a woman actually have positive feelings for me
I've got guy friends but have never had women find me anything more than tolerable at best
idk why she's taken a liking to me but I'll take it

It looms

We’ve built an academic system where it’s normal to go from kindergarten to PhD without ever seriously reading Homer, Augustine, Dante, or Shakespeare.

In any other age, such a person wouldn’t be considered educated at all.

>>214586932
>Cheese imported from Germany
>Mince beef imported from Argentina
>Bread supplied by Windmill Bakery (Coventry) Ltd
Good job Leftypol! It's a Broken Britain Double Decker Burger!

>>214587128
reckon the turning point was when he didn't take your queen for no good reason

>>214587124
castelmoron d'albret

>>214587124
charante

>>214587147
Jeets are just pure biomass. No sense of awareness, they are just organic blobs who spawn and die without meaning.

>>214587202
i read homer and shakespeare by age 10
don't remember if augustine and dante were required in school thoughever

>>214587202
>reading shakespeare
ngmi

im eating hte pizzas and will be bloated all week because im drinking the honey beer :)

>>214587223
that's not how we write it

>>214587233
Get the brown biomass dissolved

>kindergarten

foy

>>214587202
fuck thou, scholar

>>214587222
how about brest

>>214587202
Eric Striker talks about this. He says you get genius aryan computer scientists with no cultural awareness beyond Marvel and Game of Thrones.

Jews however, relentlessly promote high culture to their spawn.

You don't read Shakespeare you watch it you dumb fuck
Nigga reading the script for Shawshank redemption in bed

>>214587219
stop

>>214587247
don't fucking care now do I

>>214587249
that's clearly a german word rorke you vile creature

>>214587233
see the text onn the posters and the train? It's Bangladeshi, dumbass mick.
>>214587183
protestors think stoppig trains is a big fuck you to the government

>On 2 June 2023, three trains collided in Balasore district in the east Indian state of Odisha.
>296 people were killed in the crash and more than 1,200 were injured.

>>214587271
don't know, never been

>>214587284
osc

yankeroni!

>>214587202
there was a video that used to come up on my youtube feed about students at elite yank unis who had never read a book. i never watched the video though

>>214587290
cared enough to try

Have you lads given any more thought to gimmick of the year awards on December 13th?
>rapelad
>rorke/leftypol
>get them xxx
>big brad
>canslad
>nonceposting
>biomass
>poo smells
>mallardlad
>poo seal
>grinching
>Irish diaspora
>Sir Keir posting
>bradders (last years winner)
>new trainers/fake self-dox
>sinisterbradley
>Paper round in Chernobyl
>Autumnclue
Quite the list isn't it

>>214587273
>Eric Striker
The Linebacker for the Bills?

>>214587304
where do you live frogbro

>>214587306
let's dance to joy division

>>214587306
only like sabbath of those

>>214587306
based

>>214587293
FOG

>>214587166
id much rather be around french people than most british people
have you seen the state of em

>>214587327
south west

>>214587320
Big brad gets my gote

let me guess, you freaks have wasted yet another saturday posting here all day

>>214587299
>Bangladeshi
And? Indians, Pakistanis, Bangladeshis and Sri Lankans are all jeets

>>214587353
don't get it

>Unidentified persons set on fire a passenger train here in the Bangladeshi capital on Tuesday killing at least four people, including a woman and her minor son, amidst the political unrest over the January 7 elections.
bloody hell bich basterd!

>>214587315
doesn't that make you just as bad
you accuse them of having tiktok brain but you can't even be bothered yourself

>Nigel Farage admits he was wrong to say he had bought house in Clacton

Rayner gets crucified in the press daily until resigning because she paid stamp duty but mistakenly not enough which she ended up paying back anyway

Farage intentionally uses a """legal""" loophole to purposefully avoid paying stamp duty and it's all "eh don't worry about it move on"

>>214587299
SAAAAR THEY ARE BANGLADESHIS SAAAAAAAR THIS WOULD NEVER HAPPEN IN INDIA!!!!!!!

been to detroit. wasn't so hard. reckon yanks are just soft.

>>214587306
Where's Current 93 and Coil you absolute pleb
And don't get me started on ramleh/sutcliffe jugend and the power electronics scene

>>214587374
no did some stuff in the garden ;)

>>214587374
Have not left the sofa I passed out on last night except to take a runny somewhat bloody shit (beeriod) and get water

>>214587380
fair enough white massa
>>214587392
never said that, did I?
I was just giving context

Never see my gimmicks up on the list. Don't see much point posting if there's clearly some kind of bias against me and the things I have to say. Not bitter just don't see why there can't be some Latin-American representation in /brit/'s gimmick awards ceremony.

>>214587385
bro i am much worse nowadays but i'm not studying at harvard

>>214587434
getting beheaded is not a gimmique

>>214587390
Almost as if media is run by evil corporations

my ancestors on my dads side were from south west france
no clue why they came they weren’t huguenots as far as im concerned wish they’d stayed home though, would probably have a nicer life living down there

>>214587404
Are you the guy who wanted to go spend a month in completely untouristy America from a couple years ago?

>>214587356
can I stay with you

The state of white people in this country is insanely dysgenic. Even without darkies things would be bad.

Fat women, old cunts shuffling around, soy boys, troonies. It's painful. I want to go outside and see beautiful blonde maidens. I eagerly await the coming of Aryan Kalki.

>>214587431
its bizarre how you think anyone outside of your region can differentiate between various jeet flavours or jeet scribblings. you lot have such an unwarranted sense of importance

my mother is from england
my father is from portugal
strange combo that

>>214587390
It's crazy he's going to get away with it yet Rayner had to resign. People talk about cancel culture like it was this terrible thing but it was really just a tool we had to deal with situations like this. Now we're just powerless.

>>214587390
>Rayner breaks law
>Garage does not break law
>why have they been treated differently

>>214587465
no but i have done that (well 3 weeks)

>>214587407
>Current 93
>Coil
Are you homosexual?

>>214587463
wasn't just normans that came over

>>214586906
retard

>>214587493
yank

I just shagged my wife lads
I went upstairs to get my phone and she was laying on her stomach watching tiktoks
I cheekily spread her legs and stroked her pussy then grabbed my phone to go
But she said she didn't tell me to stop
Well, I didn't refuse the request.
I went back there and reached back around her hips and spread her legs and fingered her until I got hard
She backed her arse up to my cock and I put it inside her while rubbing her clit
I continued to shag her until we both came
She had another orgamsm brewing though so she rubbed one out while I cleaned myself up and took my phone to go back downstairs

What are you lads up to?

>>214586998
rape her

>>214587493
we link up like that

>>214587505
he's french

>>214587488
tbf I can't tell different shades of whites apart either

Erm when you think about it, the "gimmick awards" gimmick should itself be in the gimmick awards gimmick -- just a heads up guys.

>>214587499
Watching england vs Andorra
I did pick up a fathers day shift for tomorrow though so I will make some extra money

>>214587509
clearly not but i wish they’d stayed home
could be living a nice little life in my town eating cheeses in the sun and by the sea

>>214587510
im retard... why

>>214587517
watchin' my twitch streams

>>214587501
It's the hypocrisy of Farage being le patriot while intentionally using slimy tricks to avoid paying tax. Meanwhile Rayner paid tax but mistakenly paid too little

>>214587503
New fetish unlocked

>>214587522
Cronulla taught you nothing did it

White people: RTS and Tactical FPS games
Black people: Sports games
Asian people: MOBA's
What do Arabs like?

>>214587501
>Garage
bradleyposter would have loved this
miss him every day

>>214587505
The kinks are gayer than Douglas P and Boyd Rice fistfucking each other

bit pissed off me

>>214587550
you got towns, you got cheese and you got the see all around

Just ordered an Indian
Sometimes I worry that they cook it like they do in India haha
but I love keema naan so I try not to think about it

Flag duty tonight

>>214587582
EA sports FIFA

The only Indians worth preserving are the ones in the northwest areas like Kashmir who have somewhat fair skin and green eyes. The rest may have been pure 4000 years ago, but over the centuries fell into sludge.

AH talks about this in Mein Kampf. Racial mixing always destroys the higher race.

It`s Good every
Is
having a
Nice

night ..

I`m too Sad
About Rate My Takeaway
to Smile ..

>>214587565
>its unpatriotic to pay more tax than legally necessary
>its just a mistake to avoid paying as much tax as legally necessary
Also you know she got the money for that house by suing the NHS for malpractice lol

>>214587592
sea*

>none of spaino's gimmicks got nominated
meltdown incoming

>>214587565
why doesn't the labour party just change the tax law then?

>>214587582
raping children

Teaching my gf to dress -- she has a terrible eye, it's a lost cause

>>214587608
The editor and the camera man fucked him over
He was the star of the show and they took his money

>>214587604
ironic you say that when the Kashmiris are inbred
but then again your little island did inbreeding too

>>214587592
no good weather though and let’s be honest most french towns brutally mog ours, honestly my last french ancestor died in the 1940s so im past the cutoff for being eligible to move there but if i could id be off this island in an instance
i do wonder why they came over though if they weren’t fleeing religious persecution

>>214587598
Wales is based

>>214587565
he isnt a housing minister and also hasnt spent many years claiming dodging tax is unfair and also hasn't spent years going after other politicians who do it.

you know this. you're being disingenuous. and you bizarrely think no one will notice.

>>214587486
I'm right here pal!

>>214587585
Dave Davies pioneered overdrive after he accidentally knocked up his 15-year-old girlfriend. I don't know how that's gay

>>214587517
Grim

The lads

just emerging from a 4 hour sesh on american truck sim
managed to extrapolate a wank via cruise control on a long interstate stretch
now shall have a shower then suck on some gin and tonics with the lads

im retard

>>214587639
They made A Video
and Deleted
It

after Abuse !!

coffeeaussie was a good lad

>>214587690
disgusting isn't it? danny deserves better.

>>214587626
Because they are neoliberals cucks
Britain cries out for socialism

>>214587528
yet youd tear off both your arms just to be one
curious

>>214587700
Coincided with the downfall of /brit/ when he left. Sad

slowly getting addicted to xanax

>>214587686
alright well if you're busy

>>214587653
grew up with some of you in my school
parents came over for some reason
éloïse teased me about reading the harry potters before i could
you can cross over

pooing shit from my willy

>>214587731
no?
I'm happy with what I am
Why would I want to be English in current day lmfao

aldi trip? Big success

>>214587740
need valium to sleep now

>>214587756
>whites =/= english

woke up this morning
got myself a gun

>>214587763
Corr

We still have no plan what to do when 4chan is blocked.

>>214587771
What's your dose lad

I've moved up to M&S grocery shopping

>>214587763
the crust looks like your mums arsehole after im done with it

>>214587763
going to add any extra ingredients to make the humble cheese 'za more cheeky?

woke up this morning
made a shitty pun

just learnt that having a keyboard flat with the legs not up is actually the most ergonomic way
that's my entire life a lie then

>>214587819
Just some ham. I’m a plain Jane you see

You can tell this place is full of southerners by the amount boasting about their French ancestry instead of embracing being true Norfen Boys.

>>214587842
Disgusting

>>214587700
he's not left

>>214587786
oh sorry, thought you were replying to another post
Maybe after 1950s but no I don't want to be part of a dying race

>>214587844
enjoy a 'chovy with ham but have to be careful not to be too salty

>>214587811
probably not much, i take 15mg before bed

It's going to get pretty nationalistic right here in Mexico for the next month -- completely ridiculous people, spiritually and culturally a morass of confusion. Need genocide here, need to import 1 billion swedes.

>>214587842
Bring 500k of those to europe ASAP

Thoughts on Nick Griffin?

>>214587859
it was just 1 poster mate

Ok fine Kpop demon hunters is pretty good

Awful lot of negativity on here.

In London you can’t even get gravy on your chips at the chippy

>>214587904
oh hey rorke

>>214587882
>Need genocide here, need to import 1 billion swedes.
Alri César Tort

>>214587910
im just sitting here manifesting positive vibes :)

>>214587572
I'm not a sandnigger and I'm definitely whiter than you, you abo blooded mongrel

About to take a shower while thinking about that one poster

>>214587903
If you were in that show they’d call it Gay Pop Semen Hunters

me? Just talking to the mrs on character AI

>>214587882
Thought you werent actually mexican

>>214587904
Champa

>>214587629
you'd know ahmed

>>214587842
How do Negroes know when they have liver failure, if their eyes are always yellow?

>>214587320
For me there's only one choice

fucking love those airport security shows when a chink, it's always a chink, turns up with several kilos of random dried organs in a plastic bag and is amazed they cant get through customs

>>214587859
not boasting just was sharing a fun fact
wont bother next time miserable cunt

me I need water
need somethign to drink and dont want flies in my mouth when I sleep

mad that Gaddafi got that bayonet up his arse FOURTEEN years ago and Libya STILL doesn't have a government

madness. MADNESS.
Muslims are so incompetent.

>>214587914
Beef gravy with fish

>>214587966
project on mate

>>214587320
Think I'll vote for autumnclue desu
Something about it just tickles me

sacked tranny
more than meets the eye

>>214587914
>in american, you cant be blessed unless you sneeze

>>214587957
I'm as Mexican as you José

>>214587503
she has a fanny in her mouth?!

>>214587968
good question. very good question

Mandem in disguise

>>214587984
people shagging around xmas/new years as the end of the calendar year has people analysing their positions in life, no doubt

>>214587984
my birthday is tomorrow :)

>>214587970
slimy lads, aren't they

>>214588002
*heems your fuckin skull in*

Transformers are aliens right? don't understand the lore, need to read up...

fuck off grinching is a 2024 gimmick

>the mexican is a y*nk

right that's another one on the filter

*quietly goes about being the best crisps in Britain*

>>214588063
you're arab, aren't you

>>214588043
I wonder why they cover themselves in poo

England now two nil up after an own goal and now some Irish lad has scored. Greatest footballing nation on earth.

>>214588010
Which state?

>>214587970
>>214588043

>>214588101
>tf
>tp

>>214588095
never ate these never licked the packaging or the sound of the flavour

>>214588140
yea, i should know

>>214588117
world cup on already?

>>214588124
I cesium but i don’t believe em!

Attention please, there's a good thread on the high resolution board:

>>>/hr/5112861

>>214588095
didn't ask

horse

this blonde guy playing football for england right now is the perfect example of that dysgenic nordic meme

>Finnish Referee
>Muhammad Al Hamara

>>214587984
redpill me on july 7th

Get your jaw exercises in today, fella?

Hate “professional” athletes.

Blimey, Angry Joe is still making Madden reviews

I think it's time I came clean.

I am actually from Belle Isle, Leeds. Near the South Leeds Stadium.

>>214588201
Yer mum certainly did

Noseberg had a massive bleed just then. Cant stop digging for gold me

>>214588124
isn't caesium one of the ones that explodes in water
why is it in shrimp

>>214588215
same love eating boogers when they’re bloody adds flavour

Are /brit/ girls redhead too or did the Irish take away all of them?

asian asmr willy wank on the cards

Just been dismissed and told to be quiet

momberg is refusing to give me a ride downtown to the mall for my date with Stacey unless I mow the lawn.

i must be loyle to diego!!!

speaking of redheads do they exist in large numbers anywhere else in europe
‘large numbers’ being relative because they’re only like 2% of ireland to begin with

>>214587665
Leftymong had no answer to this.

umchicken x

>>214588249
UwU

>>214588235
would love to see her freckled chebs coated by the cream from the most virile jungle bbc

gogglebox but it's all niggers
wogglebox

anyone remember the ghost of kyiv meme

Someone spray painted "stop the boats" in town the other day but I live in fucking mid-wales. What boats does rorke here think we are getting?

>>214588308
Sounds a bit spooky for me

>>214585775
womp womp 0 replies

"ukraine" should be wiped off the map

>>214588320
micks

>>214588320
spreading awareness, isn't he?

Cheadle, twinned with Poowong.

>>214588259
No and that's why we suffer immensely. We need our own country where we can live in peace free from rampant gingerophobia

>>214588320
Likely not the boats themselves but the vile wogs they carry.

>>214588157
I'm white, but you're not
shrimple

gingerphilia

>>214588320
He wants people to stay in his dead former coal mining town

>>214588341
reckon if you turned most brick buildings into a different material ingerlune would look quite nice

booked a hotel to have sex with a prostitute but then couldnt be arsed and the anxiety got the best of me so i just sat there in the hotel room on my own reading comic boooks and playing usamune pretty derby
how is your evening going

>mid wales
>coal mining

Poo.

get them toasted

>>214588365
beat you at rugby

>>214588320
1. neolibberg dumps boat people all across the country
2. you might live in mid-wales but you also live in britain and this is a british problem

>>214588416
does the usamane game not get you horny

bring back smoking in the office

>>214588132
There he is

>>214588416
do you have haru "squibby head" urara

>>214588416
why are you anxious lol
i'm getting drunk listening to the same shite songs i always do and browsing /brit/

>>214588416
You've got to face your fears. You've got to get shagged.

whenever i read a post online that starts with "shaking as I type this" i

Pog

bring back wanking in pubs

>>214588448
Pipe down, Rorke, the only office you ever see is the dole office.

>>214588167
Jewish run org

Boat migration is such a non-issue. How about you bomb the entirety of Birmingham first Rorke, then focus on the small amt of people living in the hotels?

>>214588437
>niggerball

will force my children to mew as soon as they're able

>>214588167
That's great and all, but I reckon Tuchel would just pick some other players, rather than sending 5 players out for an 11 a side game.

>>214588515
yea, thought so

>>214588538
just get them eating proper food. like proper danish rye bread

I will have kids

scratched my tail bone and there's some red shit in my nails
rubbed the spot with my finger and no blood
weird

>>214587045
what the fuck?

doing a mewslut goon

a seal? made of poo??

>>214588579
Great contribution, glad you’re here

NEW NOW
*starts throwing things out of my runt high chair*
NEW NOW NEW NOW NEW NOW

doing the mew glitch

>>214584740
>>214584740

need to be a slut

>>214588320
>leftypol lives in all-white area
Every. Single. Time.

won't make a new out of principle
just not my place

right lads give me three mins and i’ll get the new

>>214588638
really do hate this gimmick so much

NEW
>>214588750
>>214588750
>>214588750
NEW

not using that one

we can stay in here if you want

Likely to get deleted for racism outside of /b/ that one. Someone do a real new.

>>214588796
why not
>>214588843
since when is saying "paki" racist?

>>214586906
horse

>>214588872
racial slur mate. you know this

>>214588897
but here we call them paki even on the news

im just a teenage jeetbag baby

>>214586932
Ok now I think it looks bad

The fuck is janman doing?

what does this mean or what did she mean by this

every thread I've posted in today has been pruned or deleted

>>214589673
>>214589673
>>214589673
new

>>214589666
wrong this one hasnt

back from the dead
road to 400