Thread 214586917

I will always consider Mexico to be my personal friend that I love and cherish even when he does silly things

My father refers to all people with skin between white and black, whom are not visibly Arab or oriental, as Mexicans. Brazilians are Mexicans. Argentineans are Mexicans. Mexico spans one and a half continents to him

Very briefly I got a flashback to when I still felt optimism. The future seemed to hold unlimited potential and hope. A shame how much of a disappointment life inevitably ends up being.
Not just for me, but for I believe everyone. It promises so much but it does not and can never deliver on them.
>>214586917 (OP)
What would possess someone to put such a retarded tattoo on themselves? Is there something special about getting the Covid-19 vaccine? Does he also get a tattoo every year for his flu shot? For his tetanus shot?

I'm wondering if that person is such a loser that the only thing they could find to be proud of was getting a vaccine. If that's your biggest accomplishment maybe just don't get a tattoo at all, jeez. It's not a small one either, its a huge prominent one. I think that might be the worst tattoo i've ever seen.

>>214589297
What tattoo

i need a girlfriend a car and a jawb :(

>>214592478
You need go kys

https://youtu.be/VlBz4kK5SI0?si=tmrNJWl8G91tLEMC

I LOVE LIVING ON THE EGE OF USA-MEXICO... I KNOW SOME OF YOU CAN RELATE

>>214592478
This job market sucks so much fucking ass. I just got fired last week and this is so grim. If you're under 30 seeking a job you're so fucked because 30+s are also out of a job and they have more experience. This is in every industry besides healthcare kek. I almost want to just try to start my own business rather than job hunt in this market

The time has come and so have I.

>>214586917 (OP)
Are Mexicans really part of north america?

cumpies, im drinking covfefe

the zillenials are crying out for wholesome coziness slice of life content

u guys r gay

>>214586917 (OP)
3>1>2

I have decided this is the thread

Haha, who of you cumtards made this one?
>>214594662

>>214595237
grim, why are "people" like that in my country?

thought about getting a haircut but I was too lazy

>cum is full of normans who are out partying on the weekend
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>214595699
im here tho

>>214595732
u are not a norman tho

>>214595754
das right

>>214595774
oh well such is life here have a coke zero

HOW MANY SHRIMPS DO YOU HAVE TO EAT BEFORE YOU MAKE YOUR SKIN TURN PINK?

>>214595858
what is goin on in that top pic...

>>214595846
regular coke please! fatherberg drinks coke zero

>>214595876
>BEFORE YOU MAKE YOUR SKIN TURN PINK?
idk you should ask michael jackson

>>214595876
6-7ish. depends on the size.

shitty pic but that's a big fishy

>>214595699
I just got back from grocery shopping with the bf

>>214595979
did he buy you a dildo

>>214596006
Why would a grocery store sell dildos? Why would I want to suck one when I have the real thing right there?

>>214595893
normally being trapped between the chests of two women would be squishy, but if they are flat it would be like being crushed by advancing walls

>>214596057
they sell cucumbers

checkmate dummy

All right wing accounts on this hellscape are assumed indian until they curse vishnu or something.

bad news for my enemies
i am awake

yeah go ahead and clock out for me anon

bought a goose

watch as the hoa subhumans tell me to take it off my porch

yes i'm ban evading
and what?
fuck jannies btw

>>214596251
you're not cool at all

>>214596260
you are here all day and night

>>214596278
how do you know?

>>214596216
ur a goose

>>214596316
i'm claircognizant

>>214596251
why did you get banned?

Getting back on Hinge. In a month I’ll be 27 and a virgin unless I start trying now.

thinking of getting my gr 11/12 bio and chem courses so I can get a BSc in nursing

>>214596363
posting this

any ripped chiseled jaw hunter eyes 6'6 giga chad anime fans?

>>214596379
>virgin
you could download grindr and change that overnight

Might try saving money on Sunday mornings (I work in a church) by forgoing drive thru for breakfast and coffee and making boiled eggs and cold brew coffee at home the night before

>fagberg back to spamming his fagporn
wonder if he realizes he was cursed to be friendless weirdo?

idk what my butthole looks like but I hope it’s round and not shaped like a coinslot

how can a simple post trigger him?

>>214596480
nobody who regularly browses 4chan has friends
and no, other /cum/mers are not your friends

>>214596527
insane tier copium

Big fan of this image

today is kiturday

>>214596824
you are right it is koturday

>>214596881
meowdy

UPDATE: Amanda is losing :/

really starting to dislike gingers

>>214597022
ermm...

when did cats became the official normalfag pet

Wish I was aromantic, asexual, and dead.

>>214596916
Sabalenka is also very sexy.

bought a mango slushie to cheer myself up

labubu but it’s the size of a man and wears a belt of human skulls draped across its chest

>>214597155
did it work

Should I get ice cream

I wonder if my life would be better if I finished my aa in accounting

oh no the office ladies are fucking up again smdh

>>214597131
Her grunt is horrendous and so is her tattoo

>>214597240
yesh

>>214597286
Imagine how she would sound like in bed.

>>214597282
I wish genuine harm upon them

>>214597395
how about you stop being an incel freak

>>214597414
That first woman is so fucking ugly wtf, at least have good taste

>>214597287
>mango slushie
twink drink

>>214597447
who cares about her I'm taking pink dress with the nips

>>214597464
what about strawberry slushie

Does a college degree even guarantee a job?

>>214595979
with your brown abomination

>>214597555
of course not

>>214597555
No, so you might as well get a philosophy degree

>>214597414
Grotesque. The entire appeal of office ladies is how their feminine figures fill out the otherwise mundane office apparel. Shirts, slacks, skirts, sweaters, etc. There’s an air of subtly and mystique to it that leaves you wondering what’s underneath their clothes. This is just pure coomerbait slop, there’s nothing alluring about it at all.

Princess and conquest is my favorite Hentai game (I have only played P&C and huniepop)

>>214597582
I mean I am planning on going back to school for medicine but I think I am too old I am 22 and turning 23 in March

>>214597625
But being older is a plus in medicine what the fuck are you talking about motherfucker?

>>214597600
Not to mention the scenario doesn’t even make sense, who tf wears a dress in the office

Why do third worlders squat all the time?

>>214597658
All the zoomer sluts your HR team hires to gossip on you and get you fired because you're not hot enough for their taste, thank you

>>214596379
is hinge really the app to do that tho?
most of them women there seem to be going for relationships. but maybe it's cause im in the bay and market here sucks

>>214597658
plenty of women wear dresses

>>214597464
perhaps
>>214597517
I would say this is even more feminine because it is pink

>>214597555
Simply going to college to do the bare minimum of attending classes and getting decent grades to earn a degree after 4 years is not enough to get a job anymore. It can, but it’s nowhere near a guarantee like it used to be.
You have to actually take advantage of the opportunity of being on a college campus to meet new people, make friends, leave a good impression on your professors, join clubs, apply for internships and student leadership positions, etc. Do anything you can to build your repertoire and distinguish yourself from the thousands of drones who are only there for a sheet of paper. That’s what employers look for these days, they want proof that you’re actually capable and willing to apply yourself should they hire you.

>>214597683
Lula and commies hate that farmers have land and make something productive out of it, yup, thank you

>>214597645
Well I mean it feels weird because most people already have degrees and starting careers at my age plus I think I am too old to be a doctor so I will do nursing

>>214597706
I’m not interested in fucking some slut off of Tinder. I’ve had the opportunity to do that before and I deleted the app in disgust. I want to find a woman who wants an actual relationship with me and to have sex with her.

>>214597625
you aren’t getting any younger

business idea: sex with female Russian tennis player

>>214597728
>>I would say this is even more feminine because it is pink
umm it's red...

NOOOOO AMANDA ;_;

>>214597775
Well it's just gonna suck because I only make 17 an hour now but I have to complete the CNA course in order to get rest of the college paid for

philosophy is based thoughbeit

>>214597772
>I want to find a woman who wants an actual relationship with me and to have sex with her.
in what order?
i want to fuck a slut, just havent found one that isnt gross who's willing to yet

>>214597772
>I want a virgin and young white wife
Join the protestant/lutheran germanic church

>>214597706
Hinge is slightly higher quality but it is MUCH more brutal than other apps because you have around 3 or 4 likes per day, so people will be extra picky

>>214597559
he said I sound very gay when I say thank you to people...

>>214597814
Philosophy is based, a philosophy degree is not

>>214597737
Wasn't it always like that?

gj;ge MANDERZ

>>214597414
First pink dress can get it.

My uncle locked himself out last night and had to shit in the woods

>>214597125
>vodka in coke

dear god

Making cold brew and eggs for tomorrow morning

>>214597912
is dunkin even good I don't know if I've ever even had them

>>214597916
Your uncle is Indian

My personal advocacy for Polish diaspora is working. I checked out two spots where I had been astroturfing demand today. A grocery store stocked more Polish products, and a library expanded their Polish content by 200%

Is serious Sam any good?

>>214597824
I don’t believe in a God but I respect the people who do and I don’t want to intrude on their place of worship just to get pussy. It would be wrong.

>>214597966
you are mentally ill btw

>>214597967
Yes.

>>214597414
jesus. imagine your entire existence, every single aspect of you, your body, your consciousness, your life - it all boils down to being a vessel for cock and cum. just a bag of flesh to be fucked and jizzed on, literally zero value before or after the act.

these girls must be retard-level stupid or they're all clinically depressed and on pills.

>>214597958
No he's just a freak named Aaron

Press F

>>214597989
awful lot of projection there, incel freak

>>214597901
Not really. I’m basically a zoomer (29) but when I was in high school a diploma was viewed as a golden ticket to getting a job. Especially in tech and biomedical fields. Now all of that stuff is so over saturated that you have to be a savant to get a good job.

>>214597989
>these girls must be retard-level stupid or they're all clinically depressed and on pills.
Or they're successfully manipulating you.

>>214597885
you can’t have one without the other
somebody has to study it

>>214597728
>perhaps
do you have mango breath now?
if we kiss would I taste mango? :3

>>214598021
not me
>>214598017
cope n seethe

>>214597963
see, it's red. not twink

>>214598006
She isn't even that pretty. Why are you so obsessed with her?

>>214597901
Não, he's 100% righty, thank you

>>214597856
>you have around 3 or 4 likes per day, so people will be extra picky
do you mean if you dont pay for unlimited?

Ngl I want to learn old English because it sounds and looks cool

Hwæt. We Gardena in geardagum,
þeodcyninga, þrym gefrunon,
hu ða æþelingas ellen fremedon.
Oft Scyld Scefing sceaþena þreatum,

>>214597982
Right now I am experimenting with artificially increasing the demand for Polish language resources on a library program by consuming the courses under different identities.

Am I scum for jerking off at my aunt's place

>>214598020
Oh I see I was gonna go into accounting but now I am going back to get into medicine I feel like shit because everyone my age probably has careers and a degree

>>214598043
I like her huge honkers

>>214598056
no as long as it was into a toilet in a locked br

Chappell Roan has a nice body

>>214598051
Yea, but women typically won’t pay for unlimited while most men will. You will be competing with literally hundreds of other men per women.

>>214597882
and you pretend you're not the girl in the relationship

>>214598075
Yeah, she has nice tits but a butter face. She is like a Slavic version of Sydney Sweeney.

>>214598079
That's how it happened

Ain't it ironic how a church that so strongly condemns pornography, uses young blonde girls to evangelize?

>>214598075
>i like her honkers
>doesn't post her honkers
I need a table to flip.

Also, if you were part of some rebel group and you were scared of the government listening in on your plans. You could just have all members learn something like Ancient Greek or Old English. They don’t exactly have translators for those on hand. Kinda like the Navajo code talkers in ww2

Some of you have really shitty, milquetoast opinions. Like a cardboard cutout NPC.

>>214598129
Nem um pouco

some of you are women with vaginas maybe even some men with vaginas

>>214598129
There’s a huge difference between selling your body and looking pretty in church videos

>>214598169
Except for me, of course

>>214598129
are you confusing islam here or something

Bought my last powerball tickets for tonight
I just hope it’s not California

>>214598026
> if we kiss would I taste mango? :3
yes, but I am not gay so we would never kiss unless you were really sad or in danger and it was the only way to save you or something. this guy >>214598042 seems like a twink who doth protest too much you should try him

>>214598248
what's it up to now?

>>214598105
I use Armani if you're asking my opinion, I also keep a bottle of Aramis around

>>214598114
Its called being a switch

>>214598276
1.8 billion

>>214598293
damn maybe I should buy a ticket or two. do you just ask for a powerball or what

>>214598258
you can be a twink and not be gay

>>214586917 (OP)
Don't these wenches look a bit on the masculine side

I don't know about God. I wish American missionaries arrived and told me.

TWO. OF. HEARTS. (two hearts that beat as one)

>>214598428
not a cellphone in sight
just guys enjoying the day, living in the moment
we should all be so lucky

Dogbergs ears are so floppy right now it's insane

>>214598184
>>214598187
>>214598233
>yeah, let's just use young pristine blonde girls in our ads, that surely will not attract a bunch of porn addicts to our churches

>>214598369
Yea, just go to the gas station and say 1 Powerball, unless you are in Hawaii, Alaska, Alabama

>>214598492
You're just projecting and see pretty women as sex objects

A pair of great tits

Today I learned about /brit/ an international sub reddit where everyone speaks English. How convenient is that?

>>214598511
Wouldn't they be trying to attract lonely men in this case? Am I wrong? Thank you

brapzils can't see a Blonde girl without losing their shit, kinda sad

>>214598587
I already gave up

fuckin hate whores

>>214598492
>Wtf you're using healthy, well adjusted people in your ads?! Wheres the obese woman with purple hair?! Wheres bearded man in the dress?! Where's the interracial couple?! This surely must be a psyop to attract porn addicts (like me)!

N

Mormons be using young women in ads to attract more followers

As a brownzilian I would be satisfied with this brown girl, she is my looksmatch

>>214598406
that would be technically possible but highly unlikely

>>214598657
picture

It's not worth it because I like caffeine and the occasional drink

*bends over and shits all over the thread* ugggghhhhhh that's the stuff

>>214598643
Wouldn't mind being Mormon if it made me happy

>>214598666
alri satan whatever you say

>>214598733
Union with God will make you happy, institutions should be seen as training wheels to that end

>>214598733
You would have quit drinking caffeine and alcohol

>>214598636
hello bully anon

Finishing book 3 of the ASOIAF series

This is the relationship the average zoomer wants with his mommy gf

Got the Herbie Hancock on

Dad just sent me a South Park clip

business idea: sepuku

>>214598605
Where are all the brown girls? Why does the Mormon church only use blonde blue eyed white young girls on its ads in Brazil?

>>214598905
grim

why are zoomers so easily triggered

>>214598666
I had a twink body when I was in high school and university but wasn't gay. can't choose your body.

anyways fags would hit on me all the time, but so would women so it evened out

>>214598955
Porque brasileiro só gosta de branca, loira de olho azul

>>214598977
They grew up with microaggressions being taken seriously as a concept.

Had gay sex for the first time in literal days. Felt like I was practically a virgin again

>>214598977
they're brown

>>214598901
90s babies are millennials. I don't care

White boys stand up

>>214599041
97 is Zoomer.

>>214599042
No jeets or gays or trannies.

Im so ugly that a gay pedophile who thought I was flirting with him (because I had a habit of unconsciously staring into people's eyes ((I still kind of have this habit)) was openly disgusted by my imagined interest

>>214599103
Where's the final close bracket?

>>214599127
my pussy

>>214599147
YWNBAW

god i was so retarded in highschool. just the dumbest faggot ever and on top of that I thought I was a smarty pants and that the reason I had no friends is because I was too above them with my genius insights. I even listened to linkin park

>>214599195
>listened to linkin park
That was based.

Everyone is super retarded.

>>214599218
oh shit you types were insufferable. not because of linkin park but the know it all fagtard who's actually really stupid was the WORST archetype

>>214599233
What in the hell are you talking about

>>214599233
Its retroactively cool to like them now that chester is dead but at the time it definitely wasnt
>>214599250
At least I kept it to myself. I was just shy and autistic and convinced myself I was too good to be friends with people

>>214594074
Mexico is literally the direct continuation of the northern American Spanish colonies. Or at least it's what's left of it, after the southern states left and the northern states were conquered.

Their declaration of independence was even called the "Solemn Act of the Declaration of Independence of Northern America". The name Mexico wasn't official and fairly informal at this point. It's just Spanish North America. It might not be English North America but it's still North America.

I want to buy LSD.
I need $100.

Zoomers have such a thin skin, brown or not, they need to toughen up and stop being so easily offended. The world is literally eating them alive because they can't stand 10 seconds of IRL conflict.

>>214599233
Meant for >>214599218

>>214599362
Shit previous generations say after putting zero attention or effort into parenting

>>214599382
Making excuses doesn't get you anywhere. Blaming others for your decisions is pure 100% brownoid behaviour.

>>214599362
Just because your boomer parents are making you suffer doesn't mean zoomers are weak.

>>214599060
Zoomer starts in 2000

I'm losing my mind. I want to go outside but there's too many ugly jeets.

>>214599478
As a proud white man why are you afraid of them? Makes no sense.

You are a white man, aren't you?

Dinner: tuna wrap with jalapeno crispers on it
Review: Delicious

>>214599478
Yeah well I'm not such a sweet thing, I want to do everything. What a beautiful feeling

>>214599395
SAAR WE ARE TWO HEADED COWS FROM FALLOUT SAAR

4 hours and 7 minutes until the Powerball drawing
I’m nervous bros

>>214599529
what kind of veggies did you have in it?

Imagine a fallout mod that just makes brahmin say random things in an indian accent instead of mooing

>>214599558
How many hours til you cum in my ass

>>214599570
Red onions and frozen peas

I think that urkelkin stabbed that woman in the neck because he thought she was a tranny. I thought it was a man when I first watched the video.

The African-American community has a history and culture of LGBTQ+ hatred and recent media vibe shift against trans folx helps embolden the mentally ill and causes killings like this one.

~35% of zoomers are the weakest generation by far that the world has ever seen. This was to be expected due to the technology they grew up with.

the zoomers born to high IQ, high agency parents though will be a force.

There will be a further separation of the weak and the strong, propelled by those smart enough to avoid the obvious lies about human nature

>>214599622
The most intelligent zoomers have all become streamers or porn stars. The rest are just dreg pillheads, NEETs, or working fast food jobs.

I really want to try Sex 2 but I still haven't even tried the original.

>>214599724
made me genuinely laugh out loud, thanks

>>214599614
>I thought it was a man when I first watched the video
Same

>>214599663
>smart people become streamers and porn stars
Have you ever heard them talk before?

>>214599797
High definition catto

Pizza for breakfast
Donut for lunch
Brisket sandwich and fries for supper
And that's how we do it

>>214598977
>>214598844
>>214599362
seething retardllenial

>This unfortunate race, whom we had been taking so much pains to save and to civilize, have by their unexpected desertion and ferocious barbarities justified extermination and now await our decision on their fate.
Imagine if Thomas Jefferson said this about the Jews!

since it's caturday, my favorite pic of my last kitty
StinkyBad has passed...

>>214599783
>made me genuinely laugh out loud
that's what I want to hear!

>>214599792
Yes, and they're the smartest of the bunch. I came across one recently called Dean Withers, peak zoomie with his smug attitude and willing to vehemently argue about anything despite having maybe 5% of the available information. Just screaming, talking fast, and appealing to emotion. He makes money though because this is what zoomies enjoy. Millennials can at least lay claim to more sage discourse and participants like Nick Fuentes and Asmongold.

I feel like we do owe zoomers some guidance though, we can't just abandon them all. Some of them are good eggs who deserve a chance to succeed, I always try not to genuinely shut them down. Fun to clown on them but they're already so busted and demoralized it's almost unsportsmanlike.

>>214599879
qt :3

where are the messsssicans?

>>214599925
The only Zoomers we should save are the pretty white girls.

>>214599879
Rip

>>214599938
are you the guy that wants to cum in them all the time?

>>214599879
F

>>214599973
no i just want to cuddle

>>214599963
I mean we could try but I think most of them are probably broken pornwhores at this point.

>>214599925
The smart zoomers are the ones who don’t use the internet/ use it sparingly.
Genetically I have an above average IQ, but the internet has destroyed by critical thinking skills

>go to IKEA
>See exactly 1 (one) Indian person
The fuck is going on?

>>214600004
When I was 15 a 22 year old girl at work who looked like middle would flirt with me. It started my arc of hating women

>>214599999
>>214600000

fuckin love when this happens

>>214600023
I've been spreading rumors that CBSA is setting up immigration checkpoints in Ikea

finna go on a crazed gooning rampage

>>214600023
You expect me to believe such an absurd lie? I have BEEN to IKEA sir. I have WALKED the maze. I have FONDLED the displays. I have FARTED in the couches.

And most regrettably of all, I have SEEN the Indians with mine own eyes. Do NOT turn this humble general into a HOUSE OF LIES.

>>214600091
WWJD?

>>214600111
>What Would Jews Do?
Rape some kids, like all the religions.

>>214600037
Bizarre. When I was 15 a 45 year old woman used to help me at work and she'd always ask me to go up on the ladder so we could put overstock on the high shelves. My ass and groin would be right next to her head, this started my long and storied journey as a MILF enjoyer. I lost my virginity to a 43 year old woman with two kids were almost my age when I was 20, she fucked me on the back seat of a Pontiac Montana minivan.

>>214600184
Not a big fan of this picture

>>214600100
It was entirely Asians and some muzzies, with actually a huge amount of white people (at least 6 or 7)

>>214600195
Why not

>>214600202
I have visited the IKEA in Vaughan, ON a few times and it was easily 50% jeets every time. Last visit was in January so they had the heat cranked up high in the store, literally made the place stink like a locker room.

>>214600236
This was coquitlam

I don't care if you're trolling. If you come near me with that shit, I'll beat your fucking face in

Goth isn't a style or a music genre. It's an idea. And fundamentally those who are into goth subculture agree on one thing: nothing is "true" goth.

>>214600189
It started my women hating journey cause she suddenly stopped and was never actually interested

>>214600309
what's the idea then

life is about mindgames

>>214600290
You wouldn't do shit, bitch. I'm 6'11 550lbs I'd kill you with a slap.

>>214600331
you meant videogames

>>214600348
>550lbs
prove it, piggy

reading junji ito manga on /a/
life could be worse

>>214600379
dont reply to schizojeet

>>214600348
Are you really that big or larping.

>>214600397
schizojeet is a 5'2 manlet

>>214600423
That's what white women deserve

>>214600212
Not a big fan of Loli
>>214600303
Somewhat a fan of this picture

>>214600316
oh man how sad that you thought a 22 year old girl was a pedo and wanted to fuck you at 15

poor guy

>>214598985
height and weight?

>>214600478
>22 year old girl was a pedo and wanted to fuck you at 15
Happens more than you think, look up cases of women sleeping with male students.
And also I started hating her a women cause I felt like she led me on and toyed with me for no reason, it wasn’t light flirting either, it was very outwardly stuff. I’m mostly over it now

that's not what pedophilia means

>>214600535
new
>>214600549
>>214600549
>>214600549

make better new

Beating a home invader half to death with a baseball bat sounds like great fun.

>>214600596
killing someone in self-defense puts you in such an extremely difficult legal position that you might as well just kill a random person