Thread 214597388

WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT THE LOVELY FUCKING CANS BUT REALIZE YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING THE LOVELY FUCKING CANS edish

>>214597320
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/186860773/#q186863226
you a 29 year old virgin now then?

Vomiting with rage at how I haven't had a single shiny bulbasaur, charmander or squirtle despite playing Pokémon Go since launch.
In that time I've only got 119 shinies and 3 hundos.

>>214597387
sorry lad its back to /trek/ with you

you will NOT believe the board advertisment I can see above this thread

if I posted it I would be BANNED

I'm actually a broken fucking human I'm sexting with a couple girls rn and I'm barely hard at all. I actually feel no sensation in my body no matter what happens to me.

>>214597441
holy peng

>>214597441
why would somebody humiliate themselves like this

>>214597460
it's hot

>>214597441
lovely set of holes that

>>214597416
yeah

nth for the holodem

>>214597488
shocking

got the lamb shawarma delivery on the way lads
and a pot of aryan yogurt
hope its peng x

>>214597489
wanked to this lad but luckily l've quit gay wanks now

do you love her?

>>214597523
Naw she's a paki

Right now, I am in a hotel in Birmingham, hoping to connect with my 2002 classmates. I am so furious with muyself, no matter what I do, no matter what plans I have set up, my life is complete garbage. I am not able to do anything right. I cannot get a job. I cannot have a relationship with anyone. I cannot do anything because of 2 things; Autism and Cerebral Palsy. I am so furious that I contune to suffer from them. These 2 continue to give me nothing but trouble. They continue to make employers to go they do not want me instantly, no matter. I wish what was the sin that I committed that made God decided that He will punish me with them. I wish what it was. I am so furious with myself over that. I truly wish, from the bottom of my heart, that I was never born with them. I truly wish that they were never part of my life. I truly wish that I can get rid of them for good. I truly wish for all of them. I will be here for one more day, then I will be going home.

>>214597546
right well that's just racism isn't it

Came inside my wife earlier today

Any questions?

>>214597562
thank you for noticing

>>214597547
why are you copy and pasting reddit comments

im so BORED l'm only posting this to give me a distraction for a few seconds

>>214597522
not gay because she's a woman
& please stop misgendering her

vigilante private investigators sam & max
:£

>>214597591
got mental ehealth

>>214597617
are they any good

>>214597489
100% straight but would lick this beautiful trans lady's cock balls and boipucci

my Life feel
Like

Elton John

farted On it ..

>>214597617
You got a bird yet mousey

>>214597665
...nh

us-core

sex with tobes bussy :3 xx

>>214597700
Ffs lad I thought you were gonna ask all the girls you saw today

>>214597700
prove you're actually mouselad and not a larp

>>214597569
Trying for baby?

>>214597730
obsessed cancer virgin have sex

sex is primitive and animalistic
i am superior to you

>>214597757
not convincing mate
you will NEVER be mousegod

Need a shower soon team. Got no fucking energy again

28 days with no sex, I compromised

>More than 425 arrested at rally against Palestine Action ban in London

rorke LOST

>>214597785
aye I know you fucking reek

>>214597789
a daring synthesis

>>214597740
No

>>214597795
>425 arrested
mental

Bit stuffy in here

>>214597805
extremely paedophilic post this

>>214597785
reckon you could beat up the average /brit/poster with karate?

'berg

How do you even get arrested? Just run nigga

>>214597795
we MUST protect the jewish ethnostate

>>214597804
Actually had a shower earlier mate

>>214597859
I don't do karate I do taekwondo and yes I'd win

bare peng tings at the Palestine march
we should have a brit meet at the next one

>>214597864
police can cast teleblock

>>214597857
Some textbook projection in the is post.

>>214597874
Would cum all over his tits

>>214597892
Do you drink?

you're a skinnyfat bloke in a dress who gets off on beating up women and spunking on their toilet seats

>>214597874
must make Tilde seethe seeing a passing tranny

>>214597892
we need a saturday night vocaroo update, vocaroo update !

>>214597874
is it a girl?
is it a man?

Schwer mit den Schätzen des Orients beladen!
Ziehet ein Schifflein am Horizont daher.

>>214597960
stupid fucking language

>>214597892
idk i think some big great lad thundering towards you would be a formidable opponent even if you know martial arts

The current read

time for a nice oily wank

ay yo fuck britain

Kickboxed for 4 years about a decade ago, could probs still beat up everybody including EW
provided I'm having a good back day

PETER HITCHENS: We're not being told the truth about Ukraine. This was the moment the mask slipped and I saw why the elites want to wage this hideous war for ever...

Canslad with the update, lads
It's cold
I have put on the BIG clothes
Now I can finally finish the first can

saw a fit tranny today
didnt even clock her til she started speaking

>>214597987
well you've just given your weakness away haven't you. i'd offer you a back massage and then victory would be in my grasp

SCREM
>>214598028

>>214597987
anyone could beat up sacked tranny they’re an unathletic wimpy spacker and some gay little kicks won’t change that

>saw a fit tranny today
>didnt even clock her til she started speaking

>>214598071
could kick you clean in half mate

man silksong has some utter SHITE fights doesn't it
and only a few fun ones

>>214598071
You could beat up a figment of spainnonce's imagination?

just jerked off. anyone have any questions

>>214597416
lmao

>>214598097
stopped playing at the last judge likely won't be back til they rebalance the entire game
cunts got too good at their own game playtesting it for 6 years

>>214597914
Sometimes. Was considering having a few tonight. I usually just have pre mixed cocktails, cider or alcopops now as I can't be arsed with hangovers. Back in the day I'd mix vodka, rum and whisky together in a cocktail I called an aneurysm.

>>214597975
If they are that fat I could punch them and flee and they'd be too fat and slow to chase me.

>>214597933
I did one a week or so ago

Gillian Anderson's accent is mental
Whenever she's in the UK she has a british accent, and whenever she's in Yankland she has a yank accent

It just changes based on geography
crazy

>>214598126
last judge is one of the decent ones, only big issue is the annoying runback
main boss after judge is really fun
i'm at the most dogshite arena ever conceived

>>214598039
bit behind schedule
i have fluffy blanket

More like noncesong

>>214598100
tilde was on /britfeel/ for years

>>214598138
>I did one a week or so ago
clearly don't care about your supporters do you, team.

defeated gigas lich then immediately went to the next world to defeat him again then immediately went to the next world to defeat him again then immediately went to the next world to defeat him again then immediately went to the next world to defeat him again
hated it used every single rare consumable i have

>>214598171
she's so hot

>>214598165
Retarded newfag

>>214598188
I'll do one tonight need a shower first

Hotel protest bf
Palestine Action protest gf

more like silkmongs

>>214598208
did you mean to put that in the name field?

in bed listening to music

Nah, Lou Reed is just not for me. Or Velvet Underground

Tried Hollow Knight on the Switch and couldn't get into it. 2D platformers aren't really my thing

>>214598224
taekwondo'd that fat ugly twat

>>214598144
last judge is almost as hard as radiance and kills you in 3 hits so you dont have a chance to learn its moves
dog shit!

>defeated gigas lich then immediately went to the next world to defeat him again then immediately went to the next world to defeat him again then immediately went to the next world to defeat him again then immediately went to the next world to defeat him again
>hated it used every single rare consumable i have

>>214598243
Sacked Tranny plays a switch. How on brand is that?

defeated ocelot in rassvet then immediately went to bolshaya past to defeat him again
hated it used every single rare consumable i have

got bring me the horizon on
anyone else's music taste never evolve from their school days? x

I woke up and I feel like shit

>flee from ukraine because muh russians are le bad
>go to muttland
>stabbed to death by cronem
why are white women like this?

>>214598290
Bring me the horizon, asking Alexandria, you me at six

All great bands

>>214598298
as you should for your crimes in ukraine

Emma today.

>>214597337
lol
fucking who

>>214598199
lol

I’m the most boring cunt in the world

Lads just remembered i have a week off of the toil but never booked a holiday
Suppose the only logical thing is the BIG cans all week, yeah? 80 cans of 500ml of glorious magners

why is everyone gone there's like 7 people here

shut up rorke

>>214598322
hes an innocent ukrainian in occupied territory

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1756991245897710.webm

Rorke in his school days

>>214598392
>80 cans of 500ml of glorious magners
wow cant wait to see them!

oh my days lads that lamb shawarma was BUSSIN!!!
and the aryan yogurt was a delight

>>214598411
ahah top lad
thought this was filmed in the 80s at first but it looks like it must be the 00s

>innocent ukranian
no such thing

>aisha that is not normal
what does this mean

At least that black fella on the bus is doing something about the immigrants unlike you cowards.

>>214598462
Aisha was the name of the Prophet Muhammad's wife, who he married when she was 6 and shagged when she was 9.

well excited for the new dying light lads
not to be a bender or anything

>>214598418
ayran is a drink

performing a getting very drunk in just my underwear at the moment

Need Emma Watson to fart on me.

>>214598485
careful mate pakilad will get angry if you criticise islam

>>214598493
take them off.

Hungover. Feel like shite. Sick of it.

bored lads
what shall i play

>>214598536
why aren't you playing silksong

hows that new skyrim clone that came out recently

>>214598462
okay but why do people post it when they see a hot brown girl

Sick to fucking death of it all. Honestly.

>>214598525
would lead to a brown stain on my sofa desu

>>214598554
they cant think of another brown girl name

>>214598536
GTA IV

>>214598545
dunno i mostly like online games as you can tell
if you recommend it i'll try it but ive not played a sidescroller since i had a ps1 as a young lad

>>214598536
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sK36SJD5T8

>>214598581
GTA IV had much better driving
was very disappointed they went with arcade feeling driving physics in gtav

would listen to the charli xcx but i'm sick to bastard death of her anyone got recs

getting the anime on
today's anime is about a wizard

>>214598619
get hybrid theory on

Screaming at pic related
https://www.lbc.co.uk/article/brutal-job-hunt-unemployment-5HjdBnT_2/

Going to start getting more active. Sick of feeling like a dying slug

>>214598608
are you really a Frenchman?

>>214598608
>Skyrim is as old now as Final Fantasy VII and GoldenEye were when Skyrim came out

>>214598619
check out Carly Rae Jepsen's new hit single "More"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R92Wti_j-3Y

>>214598658
yea
and i was there when skyrim released

>>214598687
angela rayner?

>>214598715
she'd get it

>>214598389
nipplies protruding

>>214598700
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbFujiQwypM

little gay monkey at the apple store

>>214598700
11.11.11

mental that women shit and fart
many of them are doing it right now
perhaps on your own street

good god

*enters brit*

>>214598536
recently ive been playing
satisfactory
rimworld
dead by daylight (again)
and straftat (you need to play with mates for that to be fun though)

>>214598775
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_34gUVqLkAo
it was special

left my drink at my goonstation

>>214598785
howling

>>214598785
jake paul onamadone

wahey

>>214597388 (OP)
This reminds me, I reached a really grim milestone a few days ago where I dreamt about getting drunk. I feel like I've crossed the first bridge on the long path to full-blown alcoholism and death by liver rot

I've lost £7k on the stock market in the last 30 days

moon looking weird for you lads?

>>214598838
howve you managed that

>>214598835
How much do you drink

I swear looking at midnight releases from the 2000s/ early 2010s is like another universe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QBkn_Zh7do

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVkGtVJVYps

Why is every YouTube video about a computer game always like How Level 6 of Mario Kart Almost Broke Me

>>214598838
nigga options trading a dry market

>>214598848
looks normal

>>214598848
covered by clouds

>>214598848
sorry mate
was shooting it with a sniper rifle earlier

>>214598785
Why'd he do it?

>>214598848
thanks for reminding me

bit grim

>>214598876
it's the youtube meta innit? does my head in too

>>214598881
kek
what has this lad done to his nose

>>214598858
At the moment a bottle of white wine and four pints of Stella Artois twice per week. So around 40 units per week

>>214598856
Nvidia's fault

>>214598848
*looks out to see the Moon with its arsehole out ready to do a big planetary fart at the Earth*

>>214598921
Sell you positions, put the remaining cash into VWRP
And then stop fucking with it

>>214598910
no1 cares

>>214598910
should do this to every woman
theyd probably like it too

>>214598913
? not sure what you mean
and please stop misgendering her

>>214598848
looks like a fuckin moon to me

>>214598910
White people, do something!

>>214598935
But I don't want to wait a whole 3 years to break even
and that's not fun

Any National Socialists in the house tonight?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFhvhC6xHIs

sucking on a bloke's balls

Endless posting of incomprehensible gimmicks for me

>>214598961
why you doing that then

>>214598954
me
>>214598945
would rape this faggot

>>214598945
his nose looks like bloody rudolph the reindeer in that picture

>'Sacked tranny' disappears
>'Commiemong' appears

>>214598976
please cool it with the homophobic slurs

>>214598954
grew out of this the moment i left secondary school

>>214598982
the mastermind

>>214598954
*raises claws

>>214598974
to free palestine

>>214598982
Who’s this swarthy creep. Looks like a Corsican taxi driver.

>>214598982
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0ozmU9cJDg

Should women really have such small tits?

>>214598978
*her/their nose looks like bloody rudolph the reindeer in that picture

>>214598935
more of a VUAG man myself but yeah this is the way.
Get rich quick mfs will never do it though

>>214598982
look mate she said she was going for a shower. you're being unnecessarily transphobic

>>214598918
Fair mate. Been drinking 500ml of spirits a week lately myself. Need it to stop but it's so fucking tempting when the weekend comes

>>214599019
would spaff a fat load in her belly button

remember when we used to say chemist instead of pharmacy

>>214598848
looked weird last night looks quite normal now here

>>214598982
It's all so tiresome isn't it?

>>214598976
>>214598996

>>214598974
something to do isn't it

>>214599068
yeah fair

There never was a Maddie, that’s the real truth. You’ve been hoodwinked.

>>214599054
*kills his children*

was all a trick to get you to look at the moon because spirits get through your eyes in the moonlight

>>214599002
lol

Ever fingered a girl?

>>214599022
>her nose
factually inaccurate
>their nose
idiotic mangling of grammar

wonder if neighbergs can see my sillhouette when im steamdancing in my smegroom through the blinds

>>214599131
yes

Never have children. They are ungrateful pricks that will end up taking everything and tossing you aside.

>>214598982
If he's really ST then he's very invested in it. ST posted a pic of a tranny wearing Aldi uniform showing their belly the other day

Would shag that wee Jewish looking one with the big eyes out of The Bangles.

So how do i make 10 million dollars per year and grow my hair back

>>214599131
yeah a few

>>214599165
Did she blow you after?

>>214599174
Woman who looked like her gave me a staredown today

>>214599175
BANGLES MENTIONED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6IgTA9eLvY&ab_channel=LOLGONK

>>214599039
lloydspharmacy
one word

>>214599174
real film buff niggas be watching Crank

>>214599070
She’d be pouring it right before getting a cent.

>>214599213
Blow jobs are nasty and pretty demeaning.

>>214599213
before and after

never got a shiny pokemon NOT EVEN CLOSE

>>214599174
>nooooo you're not allowed to like unpopular things you have to enjoy my slop!

>'Sacked tranny' disappears
>'Commiemong' disappears
>'Montenegro' appears

>>214599262
I think he meant getting one, gay boy

>>214599264
Did you kiss her after she had your cock in her mouth?

No point in toiling if you dont make $50/hr to do nothing

phwoar
why can't every 60 year old look like this

spaki desperate for attention tonight

>>214598982
He has alarms on his phone to help him with his gimmickposting rota

Was playing pokemon legends arceus the other day and saw a shiny magiikarp but it was in the water and couldn't get to it

>>214599310
Cor spaff

>>214599274
omdz rorke youve only played red thats why

>>214599297
Kek

>>214599285
>this person of colour be watching ingmar bergman and pretend to not to bored

oh my days senpai!

>>214599310
because most people don't know hot to eat

>hitler in lederhosen when he was in prison in 1924
rah nigga look goofy y'kno

actually shat so much these past two days my arsehole is so sore and it feels like I've got glass in between my bum cheeks
packed a wad of sudocrem up there now hoping I'll be cured by the morrow

>>214599310
a) She's a model with all the time in the world to ensure she looks as good as possible
b) This image is photoshopped

liked companion, i think the girl in it is very pretty, she is american but has a crooked tooth and pale skin

>>214599333
I too scored 90 on my IQ test

>>214599310
>>214599334
>>214599353
>>214599402

Had my curry tonight but don't feel like shitting myself now. The brown man who made it must have washed his hands after he'd been to the toilet

>>214599378
>When you hear something so jewish you hit them with the Aryan stare

>>214599420
bit sad being 60 and still trying to be young and sexy

>>214599413
Not bad, only 10 off a perfect score

>>214599413
?

>>214599460
oh yeah I forgot that was happening

>>214599443
She wants the young boy audience

sweaty tights

>>214599460
will do

>>214599443
>trying
oh behave
she's objectively peng

>>214599350
>grrrr you like film? that film boring! that film slow! just people talking! nobody shooting or punching!

shut up you fucking dicks

>>214599460
*starts screaming and hitting myself as soon as the alert blares*

>>214599492
ha

I have signficiantly cognitively declined

Sexo with Emma Watson

>>214599494
Dicks can't talk silly

>>214599526
from what lofty peaks

>>214599496
imagine being 12 and she's your drunk auntie looking at you like that on new years when everyone else has gone to bed

>>214599526
you can reverse this though
I exercise a bit, do a bit of sudoku, push my brain a little bit and I feel far smarter in no time

your brain is an organ and if left unused it'll become a lazy cunt

>>214599545
5 A*s, 5 As and a B

>>214599547
why of all scenarios would i choose to imagine this?

>>214599492
yes

>>214599547
Then imagine Chris Handsome coming out

>>214599572
and how dumb are you

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy9njexd88qo
What was it that he said

>>214599547
um!

>>214599572
got this in a level

>>214599019
use to have a coworker who treated me like a little brother who looked identical to her
would have let elise spit in my mouth if she'd asked politely

>>214599588
i lost a game of qwirkle with girlfriendberg's family earlier

>>214599589
>look at that retard cripple nigga

right I'm off to bread good white evwheatone

sacked tranny mating season

>>214599589
he called the deaf one a retarded spastic invalid

>>214599589
If I remember rightly he called someone a retard cripple nigga

Interesting how pretty much all the big early Christian figures were jewish or browns

Saul of Tarsus
Augustine
Tertullian
Ambrose

truly a revolt of the Underman against Aryan order.

>>214599213
>>214599302
tonguekissing deep deep frenchies inbetween pounding ella purnells throatchasm

>>214599571
Imagine the sex!

>>214599572
these were my exact grades too
on six figures now and i reckon i'm the highest earner of anyone from my year

>>214599647
Are you just finding out that Christianity started out as a messianic sect of Judaism?

PIP should be 8 figures a year

>>214599647
greeks and berber are white thoughever

>>214599571
yeah I mostly just wank and watch shite youtube videos

>>214599682
No, just pointing it out the racial nature
even those who weren't jewish were brown

Less booze, more walks. The new mantra.

>>214599589
he said free palestine

>>214599702
"Greeks" who aren't fair skinned like Alexander or Apollo are in fact browns. The helots Spartans conquered.

>>214599723
wish i looked like that

watching an American woman sing in a babyish voice while her anime mannequin avatar writhes back and forth on the old Twitch

oh just create a new you filthy lazy cunts

Used to br around 310 320 now it's 340 3 50 it is a sign of our age

>>214599723
sexy as fuck

>>214599735
hurrr durrrr

>>214599740
You're a man tho

>>214599735
dont care virgin

>>214599723
ludicrously fit

there actually is no urgent need to create a new thread and there never has been

>>214599744
twitch is shite

Used to be a virgin was celebrated now it's an insult it is a sign of our age

>>214599771
big ass eyes i just know her field of view is crazy

bug eyed freak

>>214599723
looks like a common pub wench i don't understand how these people gain international repute

let's leave the off-topic actress spamming in this thread

>>214597388 (OP)
>>214597388 (OP)
>>214597388 (OP)
NEW

350 posts lads?

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>>214599830

>>214599826
banger

>>214599819
shut up you massive gay bellend

>>214584399
NEW

I am too lazy to make an effort

>>214597387
>>214597387
>>214597387
fuck it lets just use this

>>214599853
the new

>>214599815
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>>214599765
Why did she do it, lads?

>>214599884
>>214599884
>>214599884