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Canadian university edition

Sex

kek. stay natty bros, stay natty

>>214603539
What's wrong?

I think if General Artificial Intelligence ever came to be and AI was truly sentient it wouldn't be benevolent or genocidal it would simply be indifferent.

>>214603567 (OP)
i still dont know what to think of chicago
i came away thinking it was exactly what i always imagined it to be
i dont know if id actually want to live there
i like slc a lot better hell even denver

>>214603561
Hurricane season usually runs from around very late summer into autumn. It basically hasn’t started yet this year, other than a couple nothingburgers so far

>>214603595
He’s probably funny
That’s LITERALLY all you have to do

>>214603611
Kind yeah, not entirely wrong

>>214603605
https://youtu.be/PD_0fqvT32g

I'm a Lillychad.

Lilly > Hanako > Miki > Emi >>>> Shizune > Rin

w2c

>>214603601
>it wouldn't be benevolent or genocidal it would simply be indifferent.
benevolence and malevolence are simply human views, so it would see us as indifferent too
morality/ethics have a basis in emotion not reason

>>214603611
Mentalcels have trouble acting normal around women, which is why I recommend for them pregaming events with alcohol to ease inhibitions. Being overly inhibited and anxious is the mindkiller

>>214603641
ehh wake me up when someone is going off with a gopro on them

>>214603653
>eternal cankek strikes again
lol it sure is a circus up north
least the nogs are simple the cankeks are just obnoxious and bonkers

>>214603653
>0/10 ugly woman is forced to resort to fucking a jeet migrant worker slave
Sad! Very few cases…

>>214603653
Sarjeet just because you were born in Fiji does not mean that you are not Indian.

Erm

Was driving thru Vancouver the other day and I saw some fag on the boulevard in the middle of traffic waving a Palestine flag in the faces of cars going by.

>>214603702
Shame how he let himself go. I’m still amazed how some people thought that wasn’t self defense

>>214603684
I think 0/10 is too far, anything 2 or less is at least moderately deformed. She is a mid 4/10 with a resting bitch face.

>>214603698
and he's probably happier than you
he lives in a tropical paradise where his people are respected and part of the fabric of the nation

Saar I am Fijian please help me I am Fijian!

>>214603702
feel like i seem this nigga somewhere

>>214603706
they were doing that here too but half were the palinazis and the other half were holding up anti ice signs
i noticed the coordinate all this shit on the local subreddit

>>214603595
nobody likes roid monkeys

>>214603714
Seems fair to me. She is deformed. She very clearly has fetal alcohol syndrome with her flat philtrum and weird nose. Also the horse teeth look is ugly.

>>214603713
He's always been a size 38 XL piece of shit.

i don't care about the jews he killed, it was actually funny watching them run and drop but i just can't stand these SIZE XL pieces of filth

height > face > body

>>214603743
t. manlet
I have a normal range BMI but wear an XXL :)

>>214603716
Look at what he's posting. He's not happy. He's a Pajeet coping at being a disgusting brown cockroach.

>>214603748
Objectively false

>>214603748
>height
as in?

Omfgm

>>214603784
LOL

Catholics being against abortion in all cases no exceptions is so fucking hardcore.

They are real ass niggas for not bending the knee

>>214603775
*goes outside*
*shakes coconut tree*
*prepares coconut*
*consumes coconut*
*is happy*

sufficiently /druk/

>>214603702
WHY HELLO THERE YOUNG MAN

im 6'2 you fucking potbellied melanated 35% BF thigh chafing size 42 waist beast

>>214603737
I dunno man, I grew up with a girl in one of my classes that was some kind of Agent Orange nightmare. I know what a 0/10 looks like because I've seen rock bottom. This isn't even close to that, she has a human face. That's literally the bar for avoiding 0/10 or even 1/10
>FAS
Maybe, it's really hard to tell because the nose ring and low video quality. And that ugly face she's making. I think I see a philtrum?

>>214603685
post video?

>>214603806
alhamdulillah

>>214603817
>im 6'2
Called it LOL a manlet…
(I’m 6’3)

>>214603817
is this the power of the indian diet?

Currently watching The Naked Gun reboot
It's not making me laugh

I dont really mind gays and lesbians but what gives me the most ick is being a QUEER or NON BINARY or TRANS or POLY because the people who identifies in these DOESN'T LOOK GOOD AT ALL and REVOLVE their entire PERSONALITY around it

Gays and lesbians used to dress proper, drag queens and being le queer and having they/them pronouns makes u look retarded ngl it's always fat overweight bitches

Name one issue

>>214603861
Nevermind they just made a joke about "Let's Get Retarded" by the Black Eyed Peas and it made me laugh

>>214603595
He has that beta face

>>214603866
video of these breasts?

>>214603877
Sweden still exists on that map

What did they mean by this?

I’m 5’8, unfunny, ok face but have acne, skinny, and have a high pitched voice
It’s over

>>214603888
And that Norwood Reaper hairline from all the HGH or whatever the fuck he's roiding on

>>214603899
it was a mistake chud

>>214603877
#1 issue: Israel exists

>>214603784
>Chiragpreet

>>214603902
then kill yourself

I could 1v1 any of you faggots in dark souls 3

>>214603921
Darkies have souls??

>>214603919
I’m too prideful to do that

that song with the peculiar man is literally about me but i didn't kill myself because i'm mentally strong

>>214603921
This is a Dark Souls 2 general.

>>214603933
Better than dark souls coop where your over-leveled phantom clears the entire level and boss for you

>>214603940
youre brazilian, mentally strong is an oxymoron

>>214603940
This song is also about you
https://youtu.be/8scSwaKbE64?si=9zxdNSjA-lIIMNzI

>>214603567 (OP)
She's based on social media.

>>214603902
You're going to make it, just make sure you're doing everything you can to maximize your chances. If it's any consolation most people need socialization a lot more than they need to be prettier

>>214603943
Good ideas, poor execution

*writes a song about /cum/*

>>214603968
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THDc2MAMwok

>>214603960
Who is it? I just saw someone else repost a screencap

>>214603943
cant believe this piece of shit is over a decade old now

>>214603966
A lot of the good ideas became dark souls core like weapon arts. DaS2 still has god tier areas in it. It just has shit like soul memory that boggles the fucking mind on why they would do that

Israel is the ultimate evil

>>214603968
OFFICIAL /cum/ THEME SONG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj42VxE9k2Q

*snake charms you with my elusive karateka footwork*
*colds you with the gyaku zuki*

>>214603978
>tired of sex
never

PvP is the only good part of dark souls.

>>214603968
>>214603978
https://youtu.be/4spkVX8z-vs?si=34vIR8jZ9Y8mJM3j
This song actually makes me cry like a bitch, I can relate to it too hard it's so pathetic

george lucas just died

I’m out of weed and I’m not buying more. Being sober and rawdogging reality fucking sucks. But being high also sucks.

>>214604027
good fuck that guy for selling it to disney

>>214604027
Fake news
>81
He could realistically make it another 20 years

>>214603981
I don't remember her account name, but she posts about how the libtards are cringe and things like that.

>>214603902
Ah a fellow Malina enjoyer

>>214603921
I used to think im good at this game back then until i 1v1 my friends in back of pontiff arena. I was so bad.

>>214603940
If you're not watching cs2 you're not a real brazillian

>>214603968
https://youtu.be/dqsduTi7LY8?si=QD07DRfUbMmBjBt2

>>214603984
Don’t get me wrong, I like dark souls 2, it’s just that ds2 fans have to blindly praise ds2. Even the objectively terrible decisions such as ADP

>>214604027
Wow. I didn’t know that. You’re telling me now for the first time.

George Lucas is still alive, but Harrison Ford did actually just did

my personal theme song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYtVf0wvPpc

>>214604065
Wow. I didn’t know that. You’re telling me know for the first time.

>>214604031
Quitting dramatically improved my life after the 3 day hump and I still smoke on occasion during social events. It's not necessarily quitting the weed that improved life but getting way more time (previous spent bugging out) and relearning to deal with boredom by doing what you need to do. Oh and it was definitely making me feel anxious, which I don't care how good weed feels if I'm feeling awful anxiousness at the same time.

Good luck on your journey hope you stick to it and get past the horrible 3 day hump

*french voice* he is eh how you say? raging homosexual

billy dee williams just died

On a 3 day bender

David Byrne just died

>>214604031
Weed and vape is always negative aura
You cant never look bad doing cigs instead

>>214604031
I just took a little vape hit, but I also only ever have weed during the weekends I wouldn't want to take it during the week in case I oversleep and miss work

>>214604089
His wife is Japanese
Based?

my name is [Redacted] and i have a sleeping addiction

Pamela Anderson is hotter now than she was 20 years ago

>>214604043
I could only get slightly above average skill-wise. I couldn’t parry with my ping and I refused to weapon swap as I found it gay

>>214603968
https://youtu.be/As3vILWX6kU?si=C7AYnANFfMovIxAn

>>214604112
pamela anderson? i thought she just died

>>214604093
How about going straight edged, huh? Or how about coffee? Nicotine fucking sucks and instantly becomes a money hole just to feel normal. I remember so many people hooked on it back in high school. No thank you

>>214604117
this is wrong. this is evil.

Gonna make burgers tonight.

Smoking weed, summers over idgaf im still a neet

>>214604166
My neeting ends halfway through this month. I'll miss it dearly.

might buy trans siberian orchestra tickets when they go on sale in a few days

>>214604186
>trans

>>214604208
>HOMOgeneous liquid

>>214604208
big savatage fan desu

"blew my tranny the other day"

>>214604225
had some of that on my face earlier

>>214604027
I’ll be hosting an official /cum/ vasectomy party in his honour

>>214604115
What's gay is magic builds. It's cool for bosses, but for pvp i hate zoners so much

>>214604153
Im not a smoker at all though Alhamdulillah
Doesnt drink either
I replaced coffee with green tea. It's so much better
Nowadays young folks are hooked on worse things, like their phones, or being groomed.

It's impossible to make friends when you're 30.

I did the math, and I have fumbled 8 different women, all of them expressed interest in me first. The last two were extremely painful

>>214604254
speak for yourself faggot
kys

RIP JOE ROGAN

hello

>>214604253
Phones and grooming aren't chemicals that rewire your brain, it's apples to oranges

>>214604255
if there's one word i'd use to describe this dude it is simply crestfallen. boy looks crestfallen as fuck in this one.

If a woman showed interest in me I'm pretty sure I'd hold onto her forever

>>214604271
I like him

Juden Peterstein just died of a benzo overdose

WELL I DON'T REALLY HARDLY KNOW HER
BUT I THINK I COULD LOVE HER
CRIMSON AND CLOVER

I just died

benzos just died of a peterson overdose

i should kill myself but i won't

Looking back on it, Edgerunners wasn’t THAT good

>>214604299
So true… not cool anymore after Juden ruined them for everyone…

>>214604302
read candide by voltaire at some point

>>214604298
Afterlife confirmed?

>>214604281
IF

>see insanely good deal on pre built gaming pc
>assume they cheaped out on parts
>set up system
>add up cost of individual parts
>$30 less than the pre built
>mfw

need to pee but iM DRUNK

>>214604319
No there’s just server lag, my death hasn’t reached me yet

>Paul Anka just died
fuck man. fuck

>>214604318
i have
i have no garden to tend to
i should kill myself but i wont

>>214604340
aint that the nigga from dune

>>214604336
>server lag
So we're in a simulation

Bam Margera has sadly passed away. The cause of death has not yet been revealed.

Shovelling heaping spoonfuls of creatine into my hideous jowls.

>>214604320
It's entirely possible

Ringo Starr dead at 85

Post an image that makes you say “big fan of this image”

>>214604270
you will never have a friend

>>214604371
I'm not convinced creatine has done anything for me. Been using it for like a year

>>214604345
good, so you know what i mean when i say you kind of remind me of that old lady on the ship who explains how everyone on the ship has every reason to kill themselves yet is held back from doing so by that indescribable human quality

RIP Grover Cleveland has sadly passed away and he is now dead

lmao jason got btfo by a woman
https://youtu.be/KG3W-df-V-8?t=573

>>214604398
thanks for the reminder of what i'll look like if i ever become unable to pay rent

>>214604390
Creatine is literally the only supplement that actually has a ton of strong studies backing efficacy. The benefits aren't just limited to gains either, it is beneficial for brain health.

>>214604391
i don't remember that, i have a bad memory
but that's just false proven by the fact that people can and do kill themselves

>>214604396
Hoe_math is a balding man in his 40’s who literally has done what he bitches at women about (being a whore in your college years while settling down after you are bald and ugly). He also has the most inane opinions on xitter

i hate having constant reminders of my moderate to severe crohn’s disease

>>214604424
I CAN SEE HER GODDAMN PUSSY

>>214604448
Big fan of this webm

>>214604424
hahahahahhaha based wind

>>214604421
it's not a rule about how nobody kills themselves, it's more of an explanation for those who don't. i thought it was a great passage
you can remind yourself here near the end of this chapter, the monologue is a two parter so if you care for the whole thing go back to chapter 11 on that website
https://monadnock.net/voltaire/candide-12.html
>therefore I advise you to divert yourself, and prevail upon each passenger to tell his story; and if there be one of them all, that has not cursed his life many a time, that has not frequently looked upon himself as the unhappiest of mortals, I give you leave to throw me headforemost into the sea.

>absolutely hate dark souls games
>got bored and disgusted by hollow knight (horrible color palette imo) after 20 minutes
>really enjoying this game
I can't explain to myself why. Maybe it's because I am playing it on a handheld? I bet I will never finish it nonetheless, but at least I had fun.

Saw this coke can yesterday
Based or cringe?

>>214604456
me and my boys have analyzed the image. you cannot see SHIT.

>>214604483
The Hollow Knight color pallet changes based on what area you're in
Some parts are quite pretty

Kind of insane how much of a difference Ray Tracing makes in certain games. It really is the ultimate aesthetic toggle.

I’m going to be honest, I don’t think I’m going to win the Powerball tonight

chugging "hard" arizona

>>214604547
kinda gay

just won the powerball

>>214604553
didnt ask

>>214604560
grats!

the powerball just died

The powerball just flew over my house!

Hi guys, Powerball here

someone just grabbed my powerballs

what time is the powerball

HOLY SHIT I JUST WON THE POWERBALL
YOU NIGGERS GET NOTHING

choking on a powerball

HE DOESNT LOOK A THING LIKE JESUS BUT HE
LOOKS LIKE A GENTLEMAN WHEN YOU
WERE YOUUUUUUUNG

>>214604602
realistically if a /cum/mer wins he's sharing the pot with the homies

>>214604598
It just drew now
Too late bro, someone in California won again

I hear if you win the powerball 7 times you'll have any one wish granted.

Cock and powerball torture

>>214604617
WHAT WERE THE NUMBERS

>>214604616
How can I confirm if someone is a /cum/ poster or met pretending for the money

Is this powerball in the room with us right now

>>214604279
What are the chemicals that rewires the brain? I think parenting, exercise, environment are what rewires brain the most. But i do believe corn syrup and microplastics are bad. I saw a tweet about a guy who only eats kosher because "they wouldn't poison their own kind"

>>214604281
You're so valid

>>214604314
It's good though. Why do you feel that way? Granted i only listened to that one song.

>>214604302
Never kill yourself. There are lots of evil in this earth and you don't want them to outlive you. Joymaxx anon. Besides if you die right now you won't be able to watch FNAF 2 this december or play Battlefield 6

>>214604619
LOL

>>214604628
01, 02, 03, 04, 05, and 26

>>214604628
WHERE AM I? WHERE'S REZNOV?
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU

just won the blueball

I didn't win

>>214604628
Go on the Powerball YouTube channel

Puru Puru Pururin

>>214604670
I’m not checking until tomorrow morning
It’s more fun that way

>>214604702
Big fan of this webm

what is the square root of niggaz?

relax jamal, I said square root not square up

>>214604642
I just thought there wasn’t enough episodes to flesh out the characters

>>214604521
yeah i cant play games without ray tracing no more

Evil playthroughs in games are more fun

TOTAL COMMIEFORNIAN DEATH
FUCK CALIFORNIA

>>214604769
i cant commit to evil playthroughs it breaks my heart

>>214604784
bad post

>>214604677
Giga Puddi

>>214604805
Big fan of this image

this hard arizona aint sheeeeeet

im gay, but since there is so many posts no one will know

did someone say puddi?

RIP OBAMA

>>214604831
I'm a big gay for you

>>214603978
My favourite grade school teacher was really into Weezer

>>214604845
didn't they kill him back in 2011

They’re saying the west coast is the place to be

>>214604862
no you’re thinking of 9/11

>>214604836
Me and who

>>214604862
yeah and they flushed him down the ocean like cocaine

I used to be a twink and fags would hit on me all the time and not leave me alone so I got mad and began to lead them on for free drinks at the bar and then telling them to fuck off cause I was straight

NYC is the crown jewel of America

>>214604878
Crown POOwel

>>214604825
Big fan of this image
>>214604828
Big fan of this video

>>214604864
I want to move to a nice woodsy area of the pacific northwest tbqh

>>214604892
so do it

>>214603968
https://youtu.be/1vsEGd8VSb8

>>214604878
hilarious post

>>214604898
Remember when sophie killed xerself and they pretended xhe slipped off a roof or something? Good times

>>214604898
I can make you feel better

>>214604914
don't reply to redditleaf

Peter Griffin lol

>>214604756
I went from a GTX 1070 at 1080p to a 9070 XT at 1440p and I almost regret it, only because I was happy with my 1070 and didn't realize what I was missing out on. I could never go back either.

Also " fake " frames are amazing and so is FSR for AA. It's the first AA that has completely gotten rid of all jaggies for me without blurring the picture.

>>214604878
NYC is the crown jew of America

My parents are always cooking up the most horrendous looking shit in their crockpot

>>214604521
>>214604756
if you think gaytracing is good, wait till you get an OLED monitor

Jew Pork Shitty

>>214604921
https://voca.ro/1cWvSMhlCKQa

>>214604950
Can’t tell if this is in Brampton or Surrey

>>214604955
>2025
>falling for the OLED meme
In all seriousness OLED is pretty nice, but definitely not as big of a jump. I have an OLED screen on my original PS vita and it is very pretty.

>>214604895
nah not yet my parents are getting older and I've got promoted to a 6 figure income at my job, I'll move either once they pass away or once I have enough saved and invested that I'm confident I can just pay for land and houses for the both of us + their in home care, I think in 4-5 years I might have enough since I live so minimally

John Maus is the greatest artist of our generation

An american posted gore on /bra/ ;_;

>>214604979
just move with them damn nigga it ain't that hard

>>214604972
worse, Seattle

>>214604878
Brooklyn in the mid 2000's was so trendy and fun, I wonder if it's still the same.

>>214604982
Was it the Asian guy getting his head chopped off

>>214604989
I'm not having them live in my house and their house isn't worth much so I wouldn't do it until I can buy 2 houses is what I'm saying

>>214605003
It's a suicide picture of a guy with half of his head completely destroyed from his shotgun

>>214605015
Bargain by Canadian standards

>>214604980
*** KILLER. LETS **** THE **** TONIGHT. **** EVERY *** IN SIGHT, *** ******

>>214604974
idk my card is gaytracing capable but I don't ever really use it. DLSS is actually pretty nice though.

don't see why OLED monitors are so expensive though, I bought an oled laptop with decent specs for $500 but a monitor is 700?

>>214604982
more like bruh now

>>214603684
>0/10
Way to let everyone know what an raging, bitter incel you are.

Watching Nigerian news

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsUQFr6QwgU

how are we doing tonight fellow brown people

>>214605057
violently drunk

Me saving Spinny from the /cum/cel schizos, colorized 2024

>>214605037
>on't see why OLED monitors are so expensive though
Small marketshare and the current use case is basically enthusiasts. The only person dropping the equivalent of a PS5 pro at the cheapest just for a monitor is an enthusiast.
I wouldn't mind it because I do know that the picture is incredible but the thing stopping me from dropping serious cash on it is the burn in issue.

>>214604769
Rarely is this the case I feel. More often than not the evil playthrough is just cartoonish moustache twisting. Not that the "good" playthroughs are much different mind youm few games have made the "bad" playthroughs good and believable. RDR2 is an example

After living in Long Beach for over a year, I have come to the conclusion that women from Orange County are significantly more attractive than women from Los Angeles County

>>214605043
I don't get it but yes it's awful
Only weird people are awake right now
I might play a game

spinny? ya, i had sex with her

>>214605072
>living in Long Beach

>>214604972
It's seattle. People through a fit over it. apparently it was because they had just opened the indian embassy there and it was somw kind of jeet holiday

>>214605049
I’m one of /cum/ biggest sex havers albeit

>>214605088
you're clearly a virgin and clearly an incel

>>214605062
good luck on beating your gf tonight

>>214605088
If she was going to sleep with anyone here, it would have been me bucko

>>214605063
Strange image

>>214605066
>is the burn in issue.
I'm pretty sure they've solved the burn in issue

>>214605107
my what?

The least coast is a shithole

>>214605109
yes but also funny

>>214605109
It's a live recreation of an old d&d art. Can't be bothered to find the original but it was in some dungeon on stone stairs

>>214605124
Too early

>>214605114
it's still early, you can "find" one

>>214605124
>early
>no edition
>no previous thread link
I'm thinkin I'm waiting for the real new

>>214605124
fucking pedophile
Don't want to use this edition

>using a GOSHPEDO thread
>in 2025
erm...hahah

>>214605164
New

>>214605175
>>214605175
>>214605175
real new

>>214605171
>>214605178
YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS...

>>214605124
>>214605171
>>214605178
you god damned fool you fucking buffoons

>>214605071
>More often than not the evil playthrough is just cartoonish moustache twisting
That’s exactly why they are more fun
>punches a man with PTSD in mass effect
>nukes a city in fallout
>eat baby chicks in fable

>>214604093
>You cant never look bad doing cigs instead
Maybe in SEA. The rest of the world looks down on tobacco smokers.

>>214604974
>that atrocious LED strip
That ALONE will fuck with the colors from your monitor, retard.