Thread 214615228

British inventions edition

this must be the thread

nth for the gyaldem

is this the thread?

Just copped a pair of these for the autumn/winter.

>>214615467
very nice

NHS moves so slow, wouldn't be suprised if seeing a family member trudge through this snail of a healthcare system inspires people to join

>>214615467
grim grim GRIM

remember to turn off the emergency alerts on your phone before 3pm today

>>214615625
I'm keen for the alert, I'll be watching F1 at, another dogshit race to be expected. Thr elert will spice things up

using this one

where is everyone?

>>214615792
Thread splitting

>>214615587
And what will you be wearing for the coming colder weather?

>>214615592
so uh, is this what the incels are wanking to these days then?

Athletic world championships next week lads

>>214615937
I only wank to cuckold porn but where I'm cucking the other guy
my girlfriend married someone else, you see

>>214615984
shame we don't have an athletic culture

>>214616059
>isaac rat pfp
Smarmy scouse cunt

in search of unfamiliar sounds

Glad we didn't buy that rat

el new as the Spanish say
>>214616239
>>214616239
>>214616239

cba opening the tin of salmon now that ive read it has skin and bones

>>214615228 (OP)
When the inventor is Scottish the English be like: "wow! What a great BRITISH inventor!"
When the inventor is English: "ENGLISH!!! ENGLISH!!! ENGLAND NUMBER ONE!!! ENGLAND REIGNS SUPREME!!! I SPIT ON THE WELCH, IRISH, AND ESPECIALLY SCOTTISH!!"

>>214616412
hailey welch hawk tuah

>>214615984
Athletes are inexperienced with no social skills with overbearing parents.
Or turbo slags
One or the other

>>214616412
Lowborn Scots are English

>>214616383
>tin of salmon
Is that a thing

>>214616412
well said

Governance idea: invite the worst scum in the world to live in safe, homogenous societies and see what happens

>>214616247
wtf is this real

>>214616580
https://youtu.be/R4RR52ox21

Yh

>>214616556
yeah 2 quid

>>214616556
Nasty cheap salmon with bits of skin left on and soft bits of bone. Absolutely revolting.

>>214616580
>>214616690
https://youtu.be/GF23qKv8U1g

>>214616412
and what are you going to do about it?
that's right, you're going to piss and shit yourself

Threads are split, other one has more posters.

AHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

AAAAAAAAAH IM BEING RAPED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

phone just made a weird noise

AHHHHY LADS METEOR JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

PANIC

why is there 3 fucking threads you mongs

They are preparing for a war
Something like that
Normal countries don’t do this

Sir Phone Alerter

HANG THE DJ HANG THE DJ HANG THE DJ

>>214616690
graham norton beaming the loudest fucking noise ever recorded in human history to my phone to prevent me from clicking this link

I'll just check to see what that was all about then... oh fuck my phones broken

I literally just started gooning. I thought it was the end for me :(

that shit me up i was quietly reading a book

>>214618469
I think the yanks have it for tornadoes and hurricanes

that could have caused car accidents and heart attacks

still feeling a little shaky and queasy from that loud blaring noise lads :(
could do with a cuddle

Just got disturbed by the government in the middle of the best wank ever. Might claim compensation

1984 here go

>>214618509
But we don’t get tornadoes or hurricanes the only reason we would have this would be for nukes

>>214618540
what a gay mobile interface
gay phone for a gay bender

What if you panic and hit "ok" to get rid of the alert noise before getting a chance to read the instructions?

oh em gee the gubbermint literally just raped my phone. muh privacy 1984 orwellian!!!!

how do i disable emergency alerts?

wtf leftypol?

Are we having a revolution or what then lads

>>214618539
Ok but did you provide your ID to have that wank? Might end up in more trouble. I'd just keep quiet desu

got serious fatigue from you know whats

i didn't get an alert :(
thanks sir kier starmer i would be dead now if it was a real emergency

>>214618540
Didnt they do one of these before? In 2020

might peruse the daily mail to read a bunch of seething boomers wailing about the snowflake generation needing gov alerts for windy weather or something

Farage will stop the alerts and also ban international breaks

Reminder that if you didn't turn off emergency alerts then your phone info has been transferred

https://prepare.campaign.gov.uk/coping-with-trauma/
for those of us still settling down from that government-mandated heart attack

What's farages stance on brutally opressing women

that is so fucking gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLua6a6tLOo

that was terrifying

My alert is still going how do I turn it off

>>214618688
yeah? off the grid are you? clicked a button did you?

>>214618611
No because it was to my own thoughts and fantasies but I’ve just realised that’s worse

>>214618567
What's the point? Not much you can do if we're getting nuked, people will panic and run around like headless chickens and then get vaporised

The protogf
https://youtu.be/CF74MReUr2M

gigapozzed clownworld
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0VBD_NMbvc

>>214618570
Gay how?

Niggers for tea

Bit illegal these days

glinner is a hero

I’m making a full English and woke can’t do anything to stop me

Just got another one. What’s going on?

rip purple aki <3
squeezing satan's biceps in hell <3

hellos

>>214618893
actually no it's not. remember, they let a labour politician outright demand that a riotous mob of muslims go and "cut the throats of every last one of them" in reference to white people and he wasn't given even a minute of prison time.

>>214619080
Why do black people die so early?

I tried debating my parents over migration. They agreed it's too high but they keep thinking it's because the government doesn't have control. They think Reform will solve the problem. I told them that the government is not incompetent but malicious, and they just don't see it. I told them Reform won't fix anything.

Boomers just don't get it. They don't get the direction of demography. They cannot understand the government is actively hostile to Whites.

>>214619080
It's too hot to lift in hell

supping a decaf coffee and baileys

>>214619793
Did you make your boyfriend one too?

The Elephant Man

>>214619950
my gf (feline) is not allowed caffeine nor alcohol

the new, the old new, as it were

>>214620135
I do

got my NFL bets placed

>>214620233
the commanders are going to mandingo deep dick the giants
thinking of what spread to bet on it desu

careful rorke

>>214620233
Saw some lineback suarethh a quaterback

Review
Product - Tesco microwave mushroom rice

Lacking in taste and underwhelming. When compared to Tilda microwave mushroom rice the difference is night and day. 4/10 would not buy again.

>>214620388
why do you defend the belgian paedophile?

>>214620388
You should have made a Youtube vid

rape her? I hardly know her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4eNNd03-AM

kino?

>>214620388
mad how you used to call yourself tilde on britfeel innit

CRASH!

Lads what do you think of these posts I've been drafting?

what the fuck is this
what is this green avacado ice cream shit
why is it so low energy
what are they doing

hi lads, this fucking mug thinks he's in the brit writers room
have you seen the state of the shit he's coming up with haha fuuuucking hell

>>214620291
few cheeky player props for me, downs 40+ receiving yards + elic ayomanor 20+ receiving yards + bijan robinson any time touch down
4/1 stuck 20 quid on it

>>214620581
Macha is some gay Asian things being touted as a caffeine replacement

Bit chilly. Just had to put a zipper on

>>214620581
it's matcha and they're getting shitted on

rorke off his rocker

>>214620584
shit sorry this wasn't meant to be posted here

>>214620581
it’s green tea mate

black people? not for me

>>214620581
wanker headquarters

>>214620581
dancing whilst holding your phone in your hand looks stupid

100 filthy false asylum seeking niggers coming to a small town near you because the left wing hates you and wants you dead for being native British

rorke running up stairs on all fours
leftypol kissing his dad on the lips

>>214620584
>>214620603
*leaves fork out for the binmen* is pure genius

>>214620499
BANG!

so this is björk

>>214620627
you posting about it on 4chan and doing nothing

rorke crabwalking into morrisons

>>214620352
Reminds me of many a /brit/ poster

>>214620581
These crackas are wildin cuh

>>214620599
this is bait surely

Drinking some tea team

they dont understand the things i post on /brit/

rorke doing his weekly shop at londis

>>214620668
*rubs matcha powder into your eyeballs *

>>214620644
There is nothing you can do about it
The government admits they have no democratic mandate to do it
The local council admits they don't have the support of the people
They both just say accept it, do your part
Can't do anything till next election but eventually we will vote to execute the traitors who sold us out

On the sporcle quizzes de lads

weird smell coming from the washing machine

>>214620674
why do you defend the belgian paedophile?

>>214620674
Should try rhubarb leaf tea

the jasmine green tea flavor from afters is the best ice cream I've ever had anywhere
and I WILL be getting another venti matcha frappuccino exactly one week from now

>>214620708
ooh which quizzes i like the geography ones

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qH4vU-oe6II
Good shagging tune

>>214616412
Reminder

how do i know if im getting off my nut or in the early stages of schizophrenia? real actual specific signs not vague shite

>>214620581
gayest shit I've ever seen in my life

;D

>>214620739
>tfw just became english
a dark day

>>214620702
that's a shame

pi ebb bldg

>>214620738
Unz Unz Unz

I am a Nationalist Socialist and Third Positionist.

>>214620581
Leftypol going to dubai to drink matcha while complaining about gammons and thick lower class people

>>214620823
Close, but not quite right! You are an attention seeking adult virgin

>>214620823
So you're a traitor to your country

>>214620823
Thoughts on hairy wog pussy?

>>214620852
dunelm

>thick lower class people
corr

Rain has cleared up a bit here team

>>214620864
Um!! xx

>>214620864
Tonights wank sorted

I have to get two scoops of matcha in my frappuccino instead of four because otherwise it's too much caffeine for me

Going to get on full rate PIP for autism and fibromyalgia
Get a free gaff, motor and 24k a year in benefits

>>214620855
How so? Those who destroyed NS Germany are now destroying us.

>>214620888
why do you defend the belgian paedophile?

>>214620909
:/

watched "the theory of everything" last night, quite good, gets a little boring

>>214620909
Don't forget free housing x

>>214620581
This isn't a "rave". This is a cringefest.
Raves are high energy and cool.

>>214620930
Why do you?

respect to the man in the ice cream van

another day of wanting to die

just going for a piss.
@Employed Woman you wanna hold my knob for me or what?

>>214620823
You mocked the rape of NS women by Soviet troops.

Wanka!!!!

>>214620981
i dont
bizarre outburst

>>214620971
that’s what a gaff is you outcast bastard

>>214620974
yeah too loud bad music and flashing lights and smelly rude people, very "cool"

Russian soldier helps get kot out of tree

>cool
lmao alri fonzie

>>214621037
Based. This will rile up the pseudonormies.

Well if it isn't the bitch in the red dress

I'm sick to death of my lower class neighbours at my newly purchased first home. Single mum that works part time and her teenage daughter.
All they do is scream at eachother and only communicate through yelling.

Get them replaced with a nice Indian family with strong family values and work ethic

are zoomettes more racist than we give them credit for?

>>214621079
i'll get the mum shagged for you lad. might calm her down

>>214621082
No.

>fonzie
literal fossils posting itt

>>214621025
Souf cunt is a whole another language to a norfman like me

Albert Wesker is still alive!! (clone)

for me it's sitting in the car under the shady trees with daddy sipping my matcha frappuccino listening to the byrds and playing gin rummy while waiting for the laundry to finish

>>214621099
Do you like fat grim lower class women who consider salt on their oven chips to be fancy

>>214621122
i’m scottish so neither “souf” or “norf” you english freak

Had a babybel and banana and now having some pepsi max

and then I drive to the beach and we lie on the warm sand

>>214621180
why do you defend the belgian paedophile?

>>214621152
Gaelic ghoul, go back to your own country

>>214621144
i'll be her Pygmalion

>>214621197
reminds him of his family

have loads of mad ramen in my cupboard from going to the chinky chinaman shop

>>214621212
>go back to your own country
I’m in it

>>214621120
Okay

>>214621180
i've got a bel and a banana you can chew on

>>214621180
you go girl x

>>214621197
you will NOT fucking SLANDER HER you BIGOT

Are people from Yorkshire actually genetically Norse to some extent? Never been there but my family are all from there, if I was shown a picture of my mum without knowing her and asked to guess where she’s from I probably would say Germany, Sweden or a neighbouring country.

my house mates always said its weird to drink mate but then they tried it and now always drink it
you brits don't know what you're missing

>>214621215
like chinese food itself, the idea of instant noodles is always better than the noodles itself

>>214621230
To Ireland, ghoul

oooooo im a retard baby
so why don’t you kill me

mac and cheese and meatballs for dinnoid

>>214621264
san lorenzo mentioned

>>214621121
the grey leg face man
he's got legs and another leg on his face

>>214621264
i'd give it a go but it looks a faff to make. gotta have all the tools and shit just to make a drink

>>214621258
it's not slander >>214619587

Meh idk what to do. Might just watch seaside mark uploads

expected a gary eats video today reacting to the retirement of rate my takeway but he must be busy bumming his camera man
as always, lets give it a go

>>214621259
Not really no. The Norse were a small number of settlers 1,200 years ago. Any “pure” Scandinavians would have settled into the wider population by now. Looked it up and apparently on average only 10% of Yorkshire DNA is Norse

Michael Gove and Mogg to Reform. OMG!! Yes!

>>214621343
why do you defend the belgian paedophile?

>>214621343
come round mine babes x

>>214621277
i’ll just change my gaelic surname to something like smith or robertson and blend in like a jew

>>214619176
that was decided by a jury though-albeit

strapping a paper bag of agitated wasps to my bollocks

>>214621358
The cattle will vote for them in 2029 and get another 500k browns. I despair.

My garmin dies from 100% within an hour
Fucking hate my life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMs8GUYZtYI
might do this walk one day
wouldnt wild camp of course as that is ILLEGAL in england and wales

Anybody else not get the alert?

Would you do this to your dick if your gfoid says she likes it better cut?
https://i.4cdn.org/b/1757256607475601.jpg

>>214621412
how did you give them all microscopes to find them?

the LADS

>>214621454
simultaneously grim and hopeful image

>>214621421
damn thats crazy mine lasts like 2 weeks

Asked my mum for some Calvin Klein underwear for my birthday and instead she brought Next underwear which are probably a size too small

>>214621454
imagine blowing them all to smithereens with a pipe bomb

My old buddy Jack. I can always count on him when everyone else lets me down.

>>214621454
Fucking state of these scruffs

>>214621454
lol

my local gang weed chapter is teaming up with reform

>>214621490
fucking state of you

Got years of smegma built up under my foreskin cause of phimosis

now that I can pull it back it smells like a fishmongers

Thank God I'm a virgin otherwise I'd embarrass myself

so reforms just the tory party is it?
well, that's that then

>>214621538
You should spread it on some crackers

Had to get the token ethnics in
Bosh

General Andrey Vlasov. A great man. A hero.

>>214621550
this shit is boring bring back the pure satire

I am sorry I could not save her...

Sir General Andrey Vlasov

>>214621585
She died?

>>214621385
Commiemong will find you and do the needful

>>214621577
this shit is boring bring back the pure satire

>>214621570
Nice to see Rodney made an appearance

>>214621585
Boggles the mind how anyone can read about that story and not agree with WLP.

>>214621603
this shit is boring bring back the pure satire

>>214621615
he heard good things about the Reform party

>>214621500
28 fucking quid for a bottle of JD in waitrose, tesco has wild turkey on offer for 25 it's a no brainer

alri lads

Could never be a Communist because I actually quite like pretty architecture and don't want to see it blown up and replaced with an ugly brutalist monstrosity

>>214621570
Cunt to the right of the black guy will be PM in 30 years time can already tell. He’s got the bent posh boy look

what snacks should i get from 'esco to watch the football later?

rebel ryder wank on the cards

>>214621640
none of those gimps will ever hold power

>>214621676
those salt and vinegar doritos are pengalicious

>>214621636
genuinely saw this man when I was about 5 years old
weird

>>214621677
Just looked her up and she has one of those smiles which doesn't reach the eyes

Farting poo pants

>>214621615
Thats an absolutely awful shirt and tie combo.

Funny that BJ is where they draw the line, every other Tory is fine though

Sir Otto Ernst Remer

test

I actually (do) really can not be bothered thoguh
bye forum

figuring out my next move

>>214616703
pretty cheap considering the alternative

don't go :c

>>214621636
*tips*

watching concorde takeoff videos and crying

>>214621749
this shit is boring bring back the pure satire

Reform seeing their huge lead in the polls and thinking the next step is to just become a rebranded Tory party with the same old cunts who wrecked this country when they were in government. Fucking idiots.

>>214621808
sexobunny
didnt want to leave you hanging. I have to go do my meltan box anyways, but I couldnt post "hi, I cba today" so this is a good idea. later

>>214621828
>this country

>>214621637
never seen the moscow metro?

fofmyeg

>>214621818
It's OVER. We can't even build a mile of train track nowadays

tomar what would you do if a little rorke ran up to you and started gay porn twerking

>fofmyeg
?

>>214621620
why is he leaning against it? as if its his

>>214621861
for gullible tourists

>>214620581
fakest shit

shiela butt brain!

>>214621903
used by millions every day

>>214621903
it's beautiful and traditional

MY SHAYLA

rorke and the umchickens to headline glastonbury

why am I so stupid but not actually stupid

>>214620108
>>214620108
>>214620108
New

>>214621637
tbf the architecture we put up after ww2 was pretty dire as well

Just paid the piper for my five day codeine binge. Ain't shat once in that time, just cleared the largest pile of faeces I have ever and likely will ever produce. Now sodden with sweat, feel as if I've been raped

lets hope dtfic doesn't post an early new so we can recycle >>214613951

>>214622026
>>214622044

>>214622066
>>214622066
>>214622066

>>214622039
poo raped

>>214613951
>>214613951
>>214613951
non-schizo new

>>214622044
lol

>>214621550
Me with the giant explosive mace