Thread 214624275

fashion

WE ARE THE GOON SQUAD AND WE'RE COMING TO TOWN

>>214624307
beep beep

she died because she didn't recognise the threat of turning her back to them

>>214624275 (OP)
Cosy in bed, can feel the codeine taking hold. Gonna be an itchy evening hehe

rorke found dead

>>214624325
This is how women usually look at me

>>214624364
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecu6hjnHLTg

>>214624325
honk honk

>>214624364
did mihai in that
be careful pup

>>214624397
My friend used to play this exact video on a speaker against the toilet door when I'd take LSD

>>214624236
It's more akin to Dark Souls in its themes and atmosphere. It's a 2D platformer. Yes it has backtracking akin to Metroid / Castlevania, thus it being classified as a "metroidvania" type game.

It's just a great game. The art is cool, it's fun to play, great music, developed by a tiny independent team. Look up the reviews if you don't trust me. You will enjoy the game. Again, it only costs 15 quid. You won't regret buying it.

rorke getting mauled to death by a bear in the woods

>>214624364
sometimes I wish kratom would give me the itches

anyone had a near death experience?

Rorke buying DVDs in CeX

mihai got bummed to death
it was really sad

>>214624236
it's boring. combat is repetitive and the environments are dull so I've never understood why people say it's an atmospheric masterpiece

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9typ4cIn60
kino

>>214624489
i used to get itchy on kratom
got fond memories of taking it with the gf and getting all cosy in bed
those were the days

>>214624462
NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE

Free are Mia. She didn't mean any harm. She just went out to Dubai to let men poo on her for money and got herself tangled up in all this drugs business.

>>214624499
yeah
had the life review and everything
just biding my time on this shitty planet before going back home

its funny if you would have asked me two months ago, i would have said my last conversation with a woman in a social setting (not including family) was over three years ago and she was an escort
believe it or not those were the good times

>>214624535
sir keir will get her back safely!

that "call on me" video is filth
they wouldnt be allowed to make that nowadays
because of woke etc

https://archive.ph/zO0st

Everyone who voted Tory in 2019 needs to go to Dachau

>>214624575
and now?

>>214624575
not since april for me

>>214624603
feel like pure shit just wish i could go back to being forever alone

>>214624584
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wa5s7ZhXQ5A
Used to wank to this back in the day

>>214624275 (OP)
I swear women only care about money and status you never hear about women marrying down

>>214624517
it never makes me itchy the way hydrocodone does
but it's better really in the end because it's not a cns depressant so it's much safer

>>214624619
I don't understand. So you're with someone now?

>>214624643
yes I do

Drag a jew

>>214624535
dubai mongs deserve it

>>214624674
spastic

the Ben and jerries was nice but it’s given me diahoreah

OH MANDY
YOU CAME AND YOU GAVE WITHOUT TAKING
AND I SENT YOU AWAY
OH MANDY

how much of your income do you think you should spend on rent/mortgage?

>>214624696
Yep.
Literal cattle.

>>214624693
This isn't a movie or book in today's world if your not making a 100k minium the only girl you can get is fat and bloated

rub my tummy or I am going to scream
caress my tummy gently and tenderly or I am going to shriek and howl

Get these lower class neighbours replaced with a nice Indian family

>>214624196
In the summer I occasionally do pretty long walks through the city but less so in the winter months. Mainly I walk about the local area.

>>214624711
what are you saying lad. I don't get it

>>214624757
Um!! xx

got the latest Emma Thorne on

My gender is attack helicopter

>>214624749
you are so weird and out of touch with reality
why are incel weirdos so hypnotized by the screens
you R crazy LOL

>>214624774
umchicken!

>>214624499
I once had a poo so painful I could see heaven and my mum had to pull it out from me. I was about 6

>>214624463
I actually got it for free on PSN one month. I hadnt heard of it before but thought it looked interesting. Needless to say I platinumed it and am now probably going to buy the new one.
My ex liked the little caterpillar fellas

Sir Mihai

>>214624771
>I don't get it
yes because you are very stupid

>>214624737
wwhat was that other one he did
about at the copa
copa cabana
sing that one

>>214624746
I dunno, maybe 30%

>>214624463
you enjoying silksong la?

thoughts on silksong so far?

>>214624575
if i go out at lunch with the toilfu does that count as social

listening to jeff buckley

any stockport lads playing silksong?

>>214624854
you enjoying silksong la?

>>214624801
that was your uncle

>>214624854
its a banger very much enjoying the challenge

>>214624788
I am saying that the only way a girl marries down is if the man looks like fabio

>>214624833
very much so x

>>214624938
UM x

>>214624746
I probably get just over 2k per month after tax.
Mortgage is 377 per month so what like 20%?

>>214624931
this is what the mainstream media don't want you to see

>>214624938
:D

Gf had a positive pregnancy test today lads, it was unplanned
I've seen this happen in other people's lives
And now it's happening in mine

If she decides to keep the baby then I shall be deleting my 4chan folder, uninstalling steam and getting my runt life together pronto because I'm going to be a father innit

we failed her

>>214624890
yeah
its not as mysterious or atmospheric as the first one but thats fine

>>214624746
20%
Anything more is jewish

>>214624983
congratulations!
i'd love the chance to have a child but i'd need a gf before that and that's an insurmountable hurdle.

little tranny fella playing dress up in his bedroom and the hall at his mum's house

>>214624983
blow that lil jits head smoove off

>>214624937
nah mate
go outside some time and look at people
you're gonna see all kinds of fucked up shit

>>214624992
It's obscene that her bloodline has ended due to bioweapon.

Whites will never know peace until we have the planet to ourselves.

a fourth decaf coffee and baileys?

>>214625023
I'm not feeling great about it, our circumstances are very complicated and she's still in the middle of uni so she won't be able to finish her degree

At the same time a child is a gift so I've got to have my chin up

new lass at toil once asked me if I had any kids

now, a few months later, she knows how much of a weird autistic cretin I am and how absurd that question was

what the fuck

>>214625060
I wanna date an attractive girl not someone who looks like gorlock

rorke the type of lad to get domestically abused by his mrs, and when he tells the boys they laugh

I hate dresses and the idea of wearing a white wedding dress and then binning it struck me as horribly wasteful. Husband and I agreed to get married in jeans and t-shirts. Turns out, you can get tailored jeans for much less than a ghastly dress. Worn then for six years so far.

>>214625102
word on the street is hes an hghomunculus

>>214624983
Is she White? Are you?

>>214625136
>rorke
>mrs
pick one

just found out im gay

another 9 fucking months of this fresh spaino character, can't wait

posts about sitting in waiting rooms, ultrasounds, unexpected bleeds and scares, surprise twins, oh what a rollercoaster we're in for. I for one cannot wait.

>>214625151
piss off

>>214624983
Grimmm

>>214625174
mindraped

>>214625174
mental how badly he mindraped you

wonder if other generals have their Rorke equivalents

>>214625186
My life is grim as it is it'll only get grimmer with a kid but my ancestors went through two world wars and plagues so it can't be worse

>>214625174
dont think its him lad

>>214625188
the raped

>>214625208
they prob just call them chuds
/brit/ was ahead of the curve in this regard as rorke predates it by a few years

got some CLASSIC kol on this evening

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLaJkbkG5NI

>>214625208
i remember hearing the German general has some equivalent of rorke and leftypol

the graped of wrath

Got a burger king at eastbound Membury services, and the pretty girl running the front end gave me that lingering look, and I did and said nothing.

raping my own mind

arseing an arse with my cock arse

>>214625281
the gen z stare

>>214625285
bad mental how

raping my own cock with my own arse

>>214625312
Nah she was my age, and it wasnt a glazed over stare - it was one of those "I am looking at you, and want you to know" stares

mindraping my arse ragged

>>214625281
They aren't paid enough to be nice so fuck off they are paid to work

hello again

watching a caesar 3 play through on youtube

>>214625281
She's just trying to do her minimum wage job and go home. She wasn't flirting.

>>214624983
get it 'borted de lad

can you all stop raping for a minute

Chicago town mini pepperoni pizzas for tea, or cheese sandwich or bacon sandwich?

>>214625363
rape this man

>>214625367
all 3

>>214625281
29 year old male store manager puts the 16 and 17 year old birds up front with him and the lads in the back stood over the boiling oil on the assembly line

a tale as old as time

never owned a £50 note
haven't even seen one IRL in years

Carl Schmitt says that outwardly we can face many enemies, but they are never capable of spiritual enmity in the way that the Jew is as enemy. The Jew inwardly exploits the Europeans weaknesses; he exploits the European “kind” in such a manner as no other is capable, exposing those weaknesses.

This, says Schmitt, makes the Jew not the alien other, but rather our own intimate other

one more week of toil then I'll be free

saw a wog eating a subway on the street and as soon as the last bite went into his mouth it was like he suddenly stopped realising that the wrapper he was holding existed. he just slowly put his hands to his side from his mouth and the wrapper blew out of his hands and scraped his leg as it went down the street as he was chewing his food

>over 900 Palestine action terrorists arrested in London
corrrrrrrrrrrrr based British police! They think protesting in the safety of the west will save pissestine rats kekaroooooooooooo

>>214625360
she's going to decide if she will get the termination pill this coming week, I think she will probably. I told her I will support her whether she decides to abort it or not

>>214625357
I can tell the difference. I am just a coward.

narfu nu na needle

>>214625417
how do you go to the toilet in that

>>214625418
fascinating

>>over 900 Palestine action terrorists arrested in London
>corrrrrrrrrrrrr based British police! They think protesting in the safety of the west will save pissestine rats kekaroooooooooooo

>>214625418
wait until you hear what white people did to the planet for the past 200 years

>why yes of course I will support you aborting my unborn child, quite possibly the only one I will ever conceive

haha y-yass king slay

>>214625424
jewboy

who /r/onebag here?

>>214625473
which planet?

How do you all view Rorke? As an aspect of ourselves as Englishman, a Jungian shadow? Or a personification of the worst traits of the Englishman?

Bought some salty liquorice

>>214625470
why are you pretending to be canadian

>>214625526
Um!! xx

>>214625517
he keep getting into wacky scenarios

>>214625489
>you WILL go through pregnancy and birth, BECAUSE I SAY SO!
>me? ah well you know, my jobs done innit?

>>214625489
yes I know it's a terrible thing but we're going to have a child at some point in the future just not now

lisa nandy legs

>>214625281
ktim

>>214625408
Indeed. They are a truly devious enemy.
I've said it before but jews are the Great Filter.

>>214625517
loner in his 20s/30s

fisting my willy hole

imagine believing a man should ever have any say at all in that decision lmao

>>214625403
What do you think?

>>214625526
psycho behaviour

>>214625585
that's fine so long as he is free to opt out of any financial responsibility or care duties for the child

>muh Gen z stare
Sorry I have zero reason to give a fuck about you or be nice I am here to do a job and go home

>>214625593
ummies

>>214625517
big fan of clarkson
sick of woke and imagined woke
goes to the pub regularly, often by himself
has gravy on his chips but never curry sauce

what on earth

>>214624695
It's actually mad how the IDF got their shit pushed in by a enemy with 0.01% of the resources Israel has

>>214625424
hmmm yes that will protect the public from....erm.....

off to brundisium

>>214625398
according to my friends who did stints at the local maccies the manager in his 30s would befriend one of the 16 year old girls, then consummate their relationship within a week of their 18th birthday. did this multiple times and would sack them off within a year or so of them turning 18 each time

>>214625617
umchicken!

>>214625593
can see your undercarriage

>>214625610
that's retarded
you make the decision to ejaculate inside a vagina you better be ready to pay
moron

>>214625517
it's just leftypols projection of the father who didn't love him

>>214625651
Based.

>>214625593
only found out a few years ago that Scottish pounds are a thing and now I've discovered that a 100 Scottish pound exists

bizarro world innit

umchicken and chips for tea tonight

The 21st century will decide not merely the fate of the White race, but the future of life on Earth itself.

The 2000-year battle between Aryans and Judea will be resolved one way or the other. Either the jews win and we will be miscegenated and swamped out of existence, or Whites will return to the upwards path and conquer the planet, this time for good.

We will come back and the whole world will beg for mercy.

>>214625493
muslim crybaby
>>214625470
>can’t even finish a fight they start
>can’t even reply to me without being scared
This is why you lost all wars against Israel

>>214625552
oofff she just missed the sub hour 10k

twelve hours before i need to get out of bed and ready for toil

>>214625632
yeah truly mad, has never happened before

Excuse me waiter, there seems to be soo gai in my foo young. Is this normal?

>>214625712
you aint gon do nun

>>214625621
jezza was anti-brexit and leans into the selfish white boomer bit for laughs

>>214625665
:3

Going to decommission myself tonight

>>214625696
that's legal tender pal

>>214625651
mates call him Leo DiBigMacrio

>>214625648
He can just not pay a single penny of it back and nothing will happen to him

It's OUR TIME

>>214625740
UM x

*flies through the thread*

>>214625694
>grooming is based when whites do it
you are mentally brown

>>214625651
is he good looking? don't know how a man in his 30s could go about getting fit 17 year olds to sleep with him

the 16 year old mcdonalds work wife

i got one of these as change in scotland and other scots refused to accept it wankers

>>214625780
How is it grooming if they are old enough to vote in national elections?

>>214625728
12 hours from now I'll be half way to work

Incoming storm, temperatures dropping, leaves beginning to turn. It's our time.

>>214625791
Women find power and authority attractive. Even in the confines of a mcdonalds work environment. Women are also aware of the power their own sexuality holds over men, the leverage it provides them.

>>214625791
>is he good looking?
no, but he was their boss and could make their job a lot easier
>>214625809
this was prior to the law and 16 year olds shouldnt vote anyway

National Socialism is literally Truth.

Once you realise it is true, it's like the world is bathed in a new shade of light.

lunar eclipse ruined by clouds
many such cases

>>214625854
hitler's dead mate

anyone can be groomed
especially you

>>214625860
government could blow them away if they wanted to

>>214625860
my favourite pink floys album

>>214625817
Nigelwave incoming

>>214625854
why did you make fun of german women that were raped by the red army in 1945?

>>214625805
>>214625593
mad that these aren't accepted as legal tender

>>214625847
lush

I though my Leo DiBigMacrio pun was pretty funny but I guess no one else did.

all cash should stop being accepted as legal tender
it serves no purpose in 2025

>>214625881
smrnrce

*^____^*

mental how evil my mum is

dinner time

>>214625899
legal tender doesn't mean what you think it means

mental how fit rorke's mum is

>>214625854
you said this about communism too. do you think maybe you aren’t very adept at critical thinking and just have a mental elf?

>>214625928
you're probably baiting but there are incel bug people who unironically believe this

>>214625950
how are you not in prison yet

biped bldg

>>214625968
Elton John

>>214625928
what about the local chinky who doesn't accept cash

Know a doctor who had to deal with a teen pregnancy cluster at a maccas
They weren't ALL the manager's

>>214625986
what's the point of it

>>214625972
legal chicken tender

>>214625953
whats she done?

>>214625968
HOLD ME CLOSE TINY DANCER
SEE THE HEADLIGHTS ON THE HIGH-AAAARRR-ARRRGGGGGHHHHPPPPFPFPFPFPFPFPFPFPFPFDFJDDGGHDGHASGHSGHSGHSHGSHSGHGHSGSSGHHHHGHGHGHPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>214625968
Nikita I need you so

>>214625701
UM UM UM UM UM UM

>>214626000
get with the times or let them go under
the idea that i could walk into a shop and not pay for my goods with my watch repulses me

>>214625854
Why do you hide like a coward when people point out that you used to laugh at German women being raped by Soviet troops?

>>214625893
I didn't , used to deny it

>>214626034
UM x

>>214626000
card, I mean. not cash. they only accept cash

>>214626050
liar

Mental how you got people coping that pissestine rats are winning ITT

>>214625928
please think about the innocent drug dealers and dodgy barbers/kebab places/corner shops that would be impacted that

Actually mental going to any British airport and watching the hoards of biomass scanning through the egates with their newly acquired British passports

>>214626008
paying for prozzies and drugs
not paying pos fees
having something to fall back on on that one day your bank fucks up

>>214626039
>the idea that i could walk into a shop and not pay for my goods with my watch repulses me
Based as fuck

If you accept Digital ID, it is literally game over. It will be the last choice you ever make. Once a Digital ID and CBDC system is in place, the government can literally unperson you at will. It essentially completely kills dissent.

You have to be prepared to go to prison or be executed, otherwise you'll accept eternal slavery.

>>214626100
You deserve this rorke fucking right wing wanker

>>214626144
if the government tried to stop me i'd just kill them all

Found the missus like this

>>214626039
Absolute ZOG serf

>the Dutch vpn jeet is back
Let me guess you got offended by someone calling you a shitskin?

>>214626145
why not show the whole video?

>>214626069
Best one in my town does this.
Cash only for the best of the 3 chineses in my town. No delivery.

>>214626164
Don't think you did
Think you're just a porn addicted loser, that's my guess!

>>214626145
>>214626164
the duality of man

>>214626145
it's better to be invaded than to live among them

It's incredible to me how people can read 1984 and Brave New World in school and then accept Digital ID which is a system of surveillance worse than anything those books portray.

you have to admit ziedy is far more subtle and would never behave this crass

shan't be watching the webm

>>214626144
if that happens i’ll just become a national hero and bomb the government

dunno why you make these posts

the pooality of man

>>214626242
incredible isn't it?
mad even

Going to gfbergs nephews birthday party today

may I just say
there was an Irishman in /brit/ in the early hours claiming that international football was unpredictable and I retrorted saying it was far more predictable than club football with this post

Thus far for today's games, I'm 3 for 3.
I will an apology from here now if he's man enough to give it.

>>214626247
There's a lot of words that could be used to describe ziedy but subtle isn't one of them

>>214626100
you've never been to an airport lad stop larping

>>214626266
mousey we've spoken about this you can't b-
oh sorry, thought that was a mouseypost

>>214626297
>visible stubs

4chan.org##.post-hidden.reply.post

digital ID?
I simply wont get one

>>214626297
Bet you were shitting yourself at the Lithuania score

>>214626332
I'll show you a visible stub
*unzips*

>>214626332
sometimes you need to be able to see if a canadian made the new

>>214626305
Just left one

>>214626355
will be legal to kill people like you on sight

>>214626369
heh

>>214626355
i don't recall saying you had to lad. any other things that don't exist that no one is talking about that you'd like to publicly reject?

just had an emergency alert that rorke hasn't got his digital id before the deadline
im off to slaughter him

whys digital id bad the government already has all your info

wasted yet another weekend on 4chan yeh?

bane

>>214626297
I'd be embarrassed to be up posting this late on a Saturday

>>214626417
yessir

was going to make hard-boiled eggs but forgot to take my eggs out of the fridge my day is fucking ruined

>>214626377
4chan.org##.postContainer.replyContainer:has(.flag-ca):not(:has([href^="/int"])):if(:upward(2):has-text(/brit/))

Hides Candian posts in threads except those posts which link the new. Also preserves the OP post in instances where said flag has made the new.

sandwich made of barber hair and poo?
i simply won't eat one.

>>214626406
screan

>>214626441
I keep forgetting that you guys pay money for this.

Poo trundle

hiya lads

>>214626383
I will simply lie and say I have one
>>214626401
I have no intention of getting a gay card either

I already have leafs filtered dtfic isn't having a melty is he?

>>214626439
Cold eggs, warm heart.
Straight from the fridge gently in boiling water for 7-8 mins, a quick dip in cold/ice water. Enjoy your easy-to-peel eggs.

could really do with orange juice but(?) but the “woke” took it all and made an ai (for the vitamins)

>>214626476
Pay money for what? A publicly viewable website that is free to browse, doesn't require a VPN, doesn't require a 4chan pass, and can be viewed on Firefox with the free browser extension uBlockOrigin?

I'm not following.

>>214626530
the raped

>>214626525
Constantly, but you'll never know.
May all your eggs be better than subpar.

>>214626517
hiyaaa

Why am I so stupid

poke myself in the eye with a frozen dog poo?
i simply won't do it

>>214626552
unfollows

>>214626583
personally it’s because i can’t focus on anything, maybe it’s the same for you

toil on the morrow

>>214613951
>>214613951

>>214626607
he mindraped you tbf

>>214626414
No they do not.
Digital ID however will mean everything you do will be.

NEW
>>214624275 (OP)
>>214624275 (OP)
>>214624275 (OP)
>>214624275 (OP)

>>214626642
not my problem though

>>214626720
>>214626720
>>214626720

Right, get the jalapenos dried. Pizza time soon