Thread 214646566

elizabeth taylor

oh yes massa i's gon be a good little yank and make the new for you massa right away massa

>>214646543
Im just a polite young man (36)

nth for the baddiedem

>>214646561
Did it feel like a relief to have it cut open?

often when I get ingrown hairs and stuff like that I wish I could just take a scalpel to it and release the pressure. Best not to though I guess.

if you want to find autistic women go to the fares, especially the elven themed ones

full of mentally ill 30+ year old women who are easily shaggable

>>214646596
haha happens to me all the time when my daughter's friends come round haha

>>214646561
this you lad?

>>214646642
or go to the local autism event

most autistic women are in relationships with neurotypical men.

Most autistic men die alone.

>>214646679
the bergs fit this

ngl hstikkytokky and his mum kinda btfo louis theroux

>>214646651
um

ive never watched taskmaster, is it good?

most autistic people aren't in relationships at all
most people in relationships who claim to be "autistic" are not autistic

>>214646728
yeah

>>214646728
nah

>>214646728
it's alri

you seen that Steve? there's this... there's this thing in it

still on track to have £100k in the ISA before i turn 30

>>214646738
>>214646744
>>214646748
the trichotomy of /brit/

It LOOMS

Refuse to believe that gingers really got bullied
Not a thing that happens. Maybe the odd teasing comment but they weren't treated like dirt

>>214646765
I'm 29 and have over £200k
All from the bank of mum and dad

ah shit here we go again

>>214646765
Corr means you can get the redrow house of your dreams x

>>214646596
aging women have got to be one of the funniest, saddest, most bizarre groups out there. the next stage of this mental disorder is acting like a psycho towards their teen daughters out of pure envy and spite

>>214646798
>Lioness
Um what's that

>>214646798
Based lionesses saving the country yet again

>>214646798
>the lioness line

>>214646738
>>214646744
>>214646748
now i dont know what to think

>>214646832
gonna have to make you own mind up then lad

>>214646808
highly incel-ish comment

>>214646783
>Maybe the odd teasing comment but they weren't treated like dirt
can confirm, but I'm not freakishly ginger so maybe I just got the better end of the stick
Forrun birds love it so that's a plus

just laid an egg

>>214646798
a day safe from stabbings on the tube

>>214646731
>autism
just munch some dung and be done with it
>Gut bacteria and mind control (@ 41:00)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=2460&v=mioR_WrkRaU

Need to start dressing a little smarter so I can carnally know some females in the future

>>214646838
youre not wrong but neither is he

>>214646837
im just going tor rewatch a room with a view because helena wears so many pretty outfits

got the femboy kino on

>>214646808
Fully grown women with kids posting this

>>214646880
corrrr that's tonights wank sorted

>>214646641
nah, nothing like that since i was heavily medicated during the procedure
the bandage is just for support more than protection, got an infection in my joint and cut into a ligament or summat
>>214646651
why does it look like that

My grim dawn necromancer looks cool

>>214646880
I'd go for Jeeves and Wooster if you like pretty girls and outfits
it's really funny too

Nigga name Keir

>>214646880
she is such a munter
just a smelly looking swarthy little goblin of a woman

>>214646884
didn't this guy cut him mum's head off then fuck it?

>>214646882
you're a gay porn tourist
come back when you're watching 6'5 muscle hunks violently fuck each other

gfberg gonna give me a heart attack with her bullshit

Business idea: Dial-a-Grinch but instead of the Grinch I'm a certain purple advertising mascot from the comedy sketch show "The Whitest Kids U Know"

>>214646915
you're thinking of ed kemper, he was that giant 7ft lad that was in that netflix series

>>214646904
is it edwardian style? might actually watch that unironically

>>214646911
shut up you goblin or ill beat you up the next time you're in cheshire

Sir Windrush Line

>>214646935
I LOVE IT

>>214646770
get him booked

straight people think liking femboys is gay
gay people think liking femboys is straight
funny, that

>>214646957
yeah it is

>>214646972
Hilarious

>>214646957
looks like bellatrix

>>214646960
*chains you to the radiator*

scre he heaming

>>214646838
>INCELL!!!!!

>Indian gastropub near home of Shakespeare’s wife faces demolition
>After the council rejected the retrospective planning application earlier this year, she said: "We have Indian chefs working there and all British people want to have a curry.
>"We serve Tandoori Indian food and pub classics, what is not to like?"
>She also suggested racism was behind the controversy, and added: "Brown skin and black skin may not sit well in this very white, middle-class village."

Just look at the state of it it's no wonder it didn't get planning permission
What is it with jeets flouting the rules then playing the victim when they're enforced
>"but we sell food we should be able to do what we want, also you're racist"
Fuck off

>>214646985
*for decades and decades and decades*

>>214646972
what do bisexuals think

>>214647007
never you mind hun x

>>214646954
oh yes of course

>>214646974
ill give a cheeky watch haha

>>214646981
yes, looks like.

I'd rather scran a bowl of Coco Pops!
The joke explained:
-Coco Pops are a cereal in the UK which posters on /brit/ will be familiar with.
-The slogan of Coco Pops is 'I'd rather have a bowl of Coco Pops!', but here, the word 'have' has been replaced with 'scran'.
-'Scran' is a British verb for 'eat' (also a noun for 'food', not relevant here), commonly used in some parts of the UK, and instantly familiar to /brit/ posters.
-Inserting the informal 'scran' into the familiar and corporate friendly cereal slogan creates mirth.

>>214647007
Bisexuals don't think they just fuck

>>214647009
the godless orient

>>214646994
get the england flags up

>>214647023
how banal and trite

>>214646994
Plonk some burnt sticks on top and paint some lines on it
Bosh, done

>>214646994
why do pakis always do shit like this? my nans old road in london which is now full of pakis and all the front gardens are gone and just paved over

>>214647047
They set up sheds at the bottom of their gardens and illegally rent them out to Indian students

>>214647009
I do that

>>214646994
get that thatched roof monstrosity torn down and get some tarmac over it so those restaurant lads can expand and have some proper parking space

>>214647047
Ant colony mindset

the type of -2 the cronem be clapping

>>214646994
im glad people are finally waking up to the jeet menace. they are on the surface kind of chill, but they're insidious so people took a long time to wake up to their ways

>>214646994
>Just call this shit box a pub
I dont get it though. Like obviously its pretty shittily built but people must have seen it going up and surely the council give them the alcohol license and everything

>>214647047
lots of whites have no appreciation for beautiful things either and have objectively poor taste

>jeet
do brits really not have a native slur for indians
odd that

BREAKING NEWS: Mousey does not use the soy sauce sachet with his Pot Noodles and opts for a "Pure Pot" with just boiling water added

>gastropub
utter woke nonsense, pubs should serve beer and at most a small selection of sandwiches

have shagged men and women but never trannies or nonbinary people. thats not to say im opposed to a fit trans but the ones you tend to meet in real life... lets just say they're not sending their best

>>214646994
What's a retrospective planning application anyway? Is that just when you tried to get away with illegally building something and then actually apply when you're caught?

>>214647096
ain't that the sad truth :(

>>214646994
The other problem is the people who go to places like this. If you were in Stratford upon avon why the fuck would you go somewhere like here

>>214647103
we also just call them pakis

sacked tranny has been pretending shes getting a minge plumbed in for years but still hasn't, reckon its just one big con

>>214647115
Pretty much. Very risky and potentially costly approach, as those lads found out.

Never been to a pub cause it's all 60 year olds in there and I'm in my 20s.

>>214647110
love a pub sunday lunch

>>214647103
currymuncher

>>214647103
curry muncher but can't say that now coz of woke

>>214647065
that's actually performance art raising questions about youth culture and parental ignorance about gender and tradition

yeah i'm racist so what?

>>214647110
According to an article I read in the guardian, britain is trending back that way
Whereas here the megatavern is here to stay

>>214647144
probably love loitering around schools as well dont you noncey chops

>>214647135
they are giving trannys a bad name

Dirty bulk starts today

>>214647110
Pubs make very little from alcohol sales these days because of alcohol taxes. The margins are very small. Which is why every pub does food now

megatavern or menulog tonight then?

I keep seeing posts about dirty bulking everywhere. Is this a marketing thing?

having a chinese wank

>>214647093
>He had proposed to replace a timber shed with two extra en-suite bedrooms and a plant room.
>But he ran into trouble with planners when he doubled the size of the development - and threw in a gastropub and large outdoor wooden terrace for punters.
He applied for something completely different and chanced it
There's already a hotel there which presumably has an alcohol licence

>>214647141
pub I walk past sometimes has an A4 sheet of paper on the door saying "regulars only"

how does that even work? What happens when they all pass away?

>>214647178
This is our deputy prime minster

new Rest if History ep just dropped

wtf lads apparently there's still a war in Ukraine going on

>>214647205
mallard

>>214647164
leftypol would say this with a straight face

>>214647193
But it already looks horrific. Unironically not in keeping with the villages rustic aesthetic.

>>214647065
This is what I imagine tobey is like

>>214647213
wtf how. i thought trump was going to end it on day 1

should i buy ticket to pendulum concert next march lads?

Posted in the wrong thread
Getting the music listened to
I am a silly sausage x

>>214647236
yeah

>>214647234
what

mad to think people in my year were shagging in year 7, cant help but think that was a catastrophic parental failure

>>214647213
them nazis got a harder bite this time

>>214647226
Not until he gets his Nobel peace prize

>>214647248
Posted the wrong image too

>>214647236
might be an idea to buy them now even, probably all sold out if you wait until march

mmmmmmmwahey

ABC News theme is such a banger

>>214647009
>AV
corrrrrrr

Which one we going to then?

>>214647236
>>214647250
I've been listening to their albums thinking how awesome it would be to hear it live lately
But I think they just stand at a deck and press play it's not actually live
still could be fun but I've not been to many concerts bit scared I'll get the tinnitis

>>214647289
can you sing it for us?

>>214647204
dressing like that to a weeb event is criminal

nobody care me

>>214647308
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iysSJ51sRc

>>214647255
I didn't even have a wank until year 9

>>214647331
I care mate
x

Elon Musk on a mad one about that Ukrainian girl that got stabbed by the basketball American.

>>214647349
can vividly remember the first time i pulled my forey back and the horrific smeggy scenes that unfolded

>>214647303
>But I think they just stand at a deck and press play it's not actually live

seen them 5 or so times and you couldnt be more wrong. you know it's an actual band right?

(*^_^*)

>>214647308
ooohhhh i'm gay and i like willies because i watch the gaybc duh duh duh duh duh dummmm

>>214647328
it's how a lot of them do dress however
a good chunk of the women there have autism and like to look pretty

>>214647204
he drops something

>>214646566 (OP)
That's my grandmother

>>214647372
so there's a guy on the drums and all that?
sounds sick I'm gonna buy a ticket for sure
I just thought I saw videos of them live and it's just two guys waving their hands in the air on a stage

don't like concerts me or anything really with big crowds

>>214647361
Donald Trump doesn't care about White People

>>214646994
Scathing review from Graham

being gangstalked sounds fun as long as they don't actually harm you

pooism with wee wee characteristics

>>214647308
Dadadaaa dat-dadaa, dadadatdadaaa!
Doodoo dootdoot dadaa
Doo, dootdoo...
Doo, dootdoo...
Dadadaa da-dadaa, dadadatdadaaa!

>>214647411
what about gang banged

>>214647410
based graham smacking those paki cunts into their place

>>214647415
bravo!

>>214647385
>Taylor was raised as a Christian Scientist, and converted to Judaism in 1959.
You one too?

Can you buy Viagra in boots or super drug?

>>214647401
>>214647372
Okay I looked at a video of them live and I stand corrected
Sweet as I will enjoy this but my eardrums will not

>>214647331
I'd genuinely make love to you xx

>>214647465
Um!! xx

>>214647449
Google not working?

>>214647449
need a prescription you dirty old bugger

>>214647331
>And you don't seem to understand
>A shame you seemed an honest man

>>214647449
Yes mate. Just go up to the counter and ask for it.

>>214647449
is duckduckgo defective?

>>214647465
0/////0

>>214647449
remember the first time I tried cialis I was 18 and had to collect it from the pharmacy after ordering for collection to keep it a secret from the bergs. the staff in the pharmacy were fit young ladies too and I was a grotty looking incel fella.

>>214647449
Ask Jeeves not working?

wtf sweden

>>214647489
Will the chemist laugh at me?

>>214647506
Kek

>>214647401
https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=pendulum+live

>>214647361
saw /pol/chuds saying "normies are waking up" cause trump is on his usual spiral

*yawn* it's just another non-medicated schizo murder

F to the lass still

>>214647512
can guarantee that they do not give a toss mate

biting social commentary and acerbic wit here on /brit/

>>214647512
Chemist's are extremely judgemental and rude. They'll probably belittle you and call everyone in the shop to point at laugh at you and dare a flaccid little man like yourself to stop him (you won't)

>>214647428
Unironically sick of the lack of cask options available in so many pubs
What's ironic is that sort of detail which shows they have no knowledge of the actual industry, would be enough to be accused of cultural appropriation if it were a white person setting up any other business

>>214647527
Always with the hopes and prayers

the AI translated hitler speeches are wild. never really considered why they were never dubbed or subtitled when they were shown

>>214647527
The more egregious one when that white athlete asked the nog to move seats and got stabbed in the heart

I imagine myself in Europe, leading my Platoon. Our mission is to stop wh*Te dogs from advancing. We mow down wh*Te dogs but they keep coming. I shoot wh*Te dogs but I run out of ammo so I draw my sword and begin slaughtering wh*Tes, since wh*Tes are way more psychially inferior to me, I slay them by dozens. Then I get shot, but I didn't fall, I kept fighting. Then shot again and again. wh*Tes were shooting me from a distance like the cowards they are. I lie down, facing up to sky and I see KARA BOĞA (Tengri) smiling at me, I smile back… Then I woke up, in africa, my homeland. My BLACK brethen gave me a warm welcome to heaven. I finally made it, I finally made it into heaven..

>>214647546
that happened when I went to pick up my dad's haemorrhoid cream

>>214647379
autism and femoid is even more dangerous for the average weeb male, like a valley of chaos full unknown boundaries and lines to cross at the weeb's peril

>>214647547
Just go to CAMRA approved pubs. Even though they are woke now too

i remember trying to buy an aubergine, condoms and lube when i was a teenager. thought it was the fucking funniest thing in the world but the cashier just nonchalantly put them through the til without a thought in her head. had to just leg it out

>>214647506
It's about sexual abuse, violence and drugs. Not skin tone.

here we see a wheelbarrow of baby Orangutans

>>214647527
>trump
musk*

>>214647597
did you use them?

>>214647547
>would be enough to be accused of cultural appropriation if it were a white person setting up any other business
TRVKE

>>214647547
>wahhh why doesn't ever like the stagnant pooey pisswater that only me and 80 year old alcoholics like

spastics getting together with other spastics romantically is rarely a good idea because ironically, they don't have the patience to deal with spastics like neurotypicals do.
A marriage between two autistic people would end very quickly.

>>214647604
they look unimpressed

Well I know for a fact that if I'm visiting Stratford-Upon-Avon I shan't be letting a skerrick of post-Columbian food pass my lips
If I even see a single pack of potato crisps I'm torching the Hathaway house and leaving a one star review

and here we see a baby Orangutan having a bath

>>214647634
fuming paki cunt detected

>>214647634
Real ale is the national drink

>>214647643
not cool mate delete this pic of me right now

>>214647638
that why your bergs divorced is it

Rorke not thanking the bus driver cause he’s paki

here we see a baby Orangutan throwing up gang signs

>>214647652
>>214647653
keep drinking your redditdrink

>>214647604
>>214647643
>>214647666
lil monkey fellas

>>214647604
You can't prove a thing
It's my right to refuse a DNA test

Rorke shaking the bus drivers hand because he’s white

and finally we see a baby Orangutan eating some bananas

>>214647681
howling

>>214647594
Proud CAMRA member mate

>>214647634
Keep drinking your eurofizz

>>214647690
nice crops rorke

>>214647653
Real ale is a flat stale abomination invented by eurosceptic charlatans in the 1990s

If any of you work at DVLA can you get on the case with my licence application because it's taking ages. Thanks.

>>214647692
No you can't

>>214647672
You just said it was for 80year olds and now its reddit ?

a constitutional monarchy is a puer aeternus, an eternal childhood
the nation is allowed to pretend it still lives in a fantasy world of knights, dukes, kings, and castles

>>214647506
understandable as wogs who frequent nightclubs are the worst

Sometimes I make posts that are easily turned against me in the form of a zinger and reply with a "done him" to the guy that zings me
Costs nothing to improve somebody's day

>>214647717
Bizarre ahistorical nonsense

>>214647690
nuffadem know

>in the pub yesterday
>talking with a femoid
>she called orangutan monkeys
>corrected her and said they were actually apes
>could feel the vibe shift into one of discomfort

normies are only comfortable around other retards
attempt to inject some facts into the equation and they go mental
unsurprisingly I went home alone

>>214647722
>:d

>>214647722
The spanish go mad for a cheese sandwich
Man has a point that there are many things out there that are cheaper and less grim than mcsloppa

I’m gonna hold your hand while I say this:
You do NOT need to put that much toilet in the bowl before taking a poo, it’s a waste.

>>214647765
You did the right thing mate. You shouldnt let her wallow in her own ignorance

>>214647765
yeah?

how much do you have in your pensions lads?

just hit £300k at 35. not great, not terrible.

Leftypol putting too much toilet in the bowl before taking a poo

Right, I shat the bed with that one, sorry fellas

>>214647666
i thought i'd been doxxed

>>214647808
uh haha

>>214647808
0 at 35

>>214647782
you're meant to poo right in the water anyway so the smell doesn't get out

hope you told her all about barbary apes as well

>>214647808
Just 35 years more work x

>>214647808
£0.00

never had a job you see

>>214647808
Zero. Zilch. Nada

>>214647811
haha what?

What happens if the water splashes into your arse and you get pregnant though?

Rorke got confused

>>214647808
-5 pounds

Got an order of 'agra to pick up on Wednesday

eating fizzy peaches while watching james and the giant peach

slowly coming to the realisation that my gay autistic mate was actively trying to bum me for a while

>>214647888
Um!! xx
cute

Leftypol hanging on the edge of a cliff with one hand while rorke removes his fingers one at a time

>>214647888
Riiiiiggghht

Watching splattercatgaming he posts every day and this a consistency I require in my life

>>214647910
don't like the way you've said that

the biomass

Little tim

collected my new jacket from M&S. looks nice x

>>214647765
some say hominids other say hominins
we're really all the same dust from the sun exploding again and again

>>214647888
didn't like that film it scared me

>>214647892
shudder to think there were probably some battymans who saw me and wanted to penetrate my juicy arse

>>214647765
my mum used to talk me out of (or outright tell me off for) correcting misinformation when talking with other people, even when I was doing it purely for the love of conversation and information and not trying to belittle anyone, which was all the time. never did it condescendingly. of course as I got older I realized how it can be awkward and stilt the conversation, but as I got even older, I turned back around into realizing if someone doesn't want to be corrected on something objective (and obviously putting politics and religion aside), and if you're the kind of person who would correct them, then you don't want to spend any more time with them. especially if they get defensive or feel attacked.

>>214647942
Incel cat with his incel scarf

was having some wine with an old friend and we were discussing that little ordeal in the falklands
i said "in the end, the old lion could still roar" and we enjoyed a nice chuckle

Really good at flirting with gay lads but I'm straight

>>214647953
show us then lad

>>214647977
ktim

>>214647982
not boastworthy because any gay will shag any bloke

>>214647956
>we are le stardust
fuck off

Shagger alert

>>214647977
me middle left

Police are like bees, if you move slowly and leave them be they won’t sting you but if you freak out they will target you

>>214648009
you are trying to make people do bad things which will be destructive and harmful to themselves and others

>>214648019
whenever i see a wasp or hornet i scream like a little girl and run away and that usually works

Bees are also like bees

>>214648010
i already chose that one

>>214648009
Whoever made that has a clear porn addiction that has warped their grip on reality

had a gay friend at university but he was a bumee rather than a bummer

*leaves rorke out for the binmen*

>>214648037
Sometimes but not always obviously

>>214648039
I'm having it, pick another

>>214648033
Don't worry only smart lads post here. We all know it's a joke about stereotypes

>>214648051
you were the bummer then?

remember when i bummed a girl off tinder on the first date, got so disgusted i ghosted her. what a whore

actually it always works so far
just felt more natural to say it usually works

dog insurance going up to £89 a month that is a fucking joke mate sorry but I’ll have to cancel

>>214648047
looking good

>>214648051
ever bum him?

im very gay

>>214648075
no i was a virgin freak

I'm talking about in it, and if he wants this cat he better spin it

just got my rorke insurance renewed

>>214648096
why

>>214648111
>>214648111
>>214648111

>>214648047
those jackets are like £300. where does a schizo neet freak get cash like that

New
>>214648124
>>214648124
>>214648124

>>214648070
jokes are supposed to be funny

>>214648002
fron one and the same sun

>>214648144
Sorry

Tim's a Lynx Aqua Bergamot man

>>214647690
nigga eatin plantain