Thread 214651691

Magical Penis Wine edition

how long does hairdye take to get out damb

>>214653706
no clue. bald me

Well lads hows your day been?

>>214655476
wtf I didn't post that... what happened to my file?

>>214651691 (OP)
>神鞭酒
where did they source the BGC from?
https://www.ohchr.org/en/reporting_violations

reposting because i have to
what a joke
the judges in this country are murdering us

>>214651691 (OP)
fucking rat i just waited 300 seconds to make a new thread and you do this shit

>>214655476
Can't see this image can someone from a freedom loving country tell me what it is

none came
well I guess one crow landed on a roof nearby and cawwed at me

Whats going on with these Epstein files then?

>>214656924
cmon its my turn

>>214656934
Shut up about them just shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up

>>214656916
mate it's the second top post on /r/uk you don't need to repost it twice in /brit/, we've all seen it

>no no no I don't browse le reddit!
Right well everyone else does.

They are not like us
They are not modern humans
Erectus walks amongst us

farted and it smells like sewage

bugger shit fuck shit fucking sphincter arsehole up ya arse up ya cunt

>>214656916
Wonder if he's a member of the fabian society

>>214656957
alri bog fart

Glad I don't live in London

>>214656934
a certain tangerine twit is implicated in them and is preventing them from coming to light

>>214656962
proof?
that's what i thought.

man

Mad how powerful russia and china are

im a goblin i dont care im going to take your shit
and then kill you

meanwhile in oz

>>214657013
leaked image of rorke

Commiemong/nazimong was posting the other day about how the less you look like an ape, the more evolved you are and vice versa.

Proven right again tbf.

>>214656916
>Mr Justice
nominative determinism in action right there

We need a white revolution

did a completely liquid green poo earlier

Whats your favorite classical composer?
For me its franz lizst

>>214657078
the notorious big

FIND THIS MAN

https://i.4cdn.org/int/1757342046695635.jpg
phillip flag post

>>214657028
China's recent parade was extremely impressive. The sheer volume and variety of new equipment is notable. Plus their marching is more impressive than anything Whites have put on since about 1938.

>t-t-third worldist!
Just pointing out reality.

Get my lower class neighbours replaced with a nice Indian family with strong family values and work ethic

>>214657047
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hckJOIPG1tE
no this would be

>>214657067
alri meconium man

>>214656916
lol
mate I think we all need a total revolution
off with the institutions

>>214657078
probably ravel if we are going by most played

>>214657055
>more evolved
imbecilic statement. organisms aren't more or less evolved than each other. organisms evolve to survive their environments. there isnt a scale of superiority.

>>214657028
russia is 1% of chinas power

>>214657058
It's literally the only solution.

>>214656934
the idf and cia used epstein as a snitch so cant disclose or them or risk revealing the intelligence community in state sponsored prostitution and child trafficking

Guys the earth's temperature rised over tens of thousands of years before. What's the big deal with the same temperature rise in only a few decades?

12% is ideal body fat

>>214657107
based mexican

>Murder innocent people
>Get le well soon! Take your meddies!
Holy shit

>>214657224
I'm double that

Eurostat numbers show, without immigration, population in Europe would collapse. Italy's would drop by 50%, Germany 40%, Hungary/Poland 33%. Older population + no new working taxpayers + no immigration = economic suicide. Even WITH current immigration, 6% fewer in Europe by 2100.

>>214657175
More complex organisms are more evolved.
>there isnt a scale of superiority.
Quite clearly wrong. Whites tower over nons

terrone doesn't it bother you that your nazi comrade in /brit/ is a literal paedophile who posts about black cock with the belgian paedo when he's not nazi posting?

>>214657238
what the he'll

>>214657224
reckon this is more than 12

>>214657256
that is unscientific nonsense.

we need digital id
linked to the census, linked to the ability to be vetoed from banking and utilities
then we can start getting the browns debanked and dehoused
fortunately the lefties are supporting it as well

>>214657214
the coverup was so shoddy that literally no one believes it and yet what can anyone even do about it
im a big proponent of killing these niggas because they can’t be punished through legal means

love it

you are lefty

>>214657250
>import non whites
>people don't have families as they feel unsafe
>import more nons

The old jew-capitalist 1-2

>>214657250
stop creating economic conditions that make it difficult to raise children then

>>214657250
no bias at all?
perhaps all the immigrants coming in are causing a strain on every single public service while also claiming benefits/social housing/not working

>>214657305
And?

chafed the skin off my feet while scratching it with my thumb
the friction tore some skin off the thumb too
itai itai

>>214657287
you're mental if you think digital IDs won't be used to bolster the neoliberal globohomo status quo

>>214657325
so stop pretending to be righty

>>214657321
drop in the bucket compared to changing age demographics

>>214657287
>then we can start getting the browns debanked and dehoused
It'll simply be used against White dissidents you colossal retard.

raw onion gives energy and strengtg

>>214657341
I make lefty posts all the time

Now that I'm middle-aged, I just can't bring myself to listen to Talking Head's Once in a Lifetime. It used to be one of my favourite songs. The pain hits too deep.

>>214657340
>>214657352
wrong

wow cool grim thread again

>>214657147
yeah just been born me

>>214657367
ZOGserf
If Digital ID and CBDC goes through it's over and you might as well take a cyanide pill at that point

>>214657352
>victim complex
nonwhite

I don't understand why ID cards are needed and I don't understand why people freak out about ID cards

you should have a digital id card to access 4chan and you should have to scan your id to post

Why can't Keldeo be added to gyms then? It's not a legendary as far as I'm aware.

>>214657364
have you got a beautiful house with a beautiful wife? nothing to complain about is it

>>214657407
lol is this the new BAPist toryboy argument?

>support hostile jewish capitalist elites having a surveillance system worse than anything envisaged by Orwell or Huxley to own da browns!

We saw in Canada in 2022 how the System will immediately come down on White dissidents. All these measures are designed by ZOG to crush Europeans.

>>214657386
jannies, ban this baby!

commiemong melty

the fuck is a bapist

>>214657523
makes baps innit

So was Trump just one of the nonce customers or was he a main partner of Epstein

>Christmas Island
>It's actually tropical

Who are the latest commieslags then

>>214657534
imagine how many times she’s been shagged in that bed

>>214657523
Bronze Age Pervet, a homosexual zionist on the Thiel payroll
He's largely been exposed now but for years his big gimmick was pushing zionism alongside a Nietzschean Greek bodybuilder aesthetic to dupe American goyim

>>214657498
corr

>>214657452
I think its from those event encounters then

>>214657534
grim

these mog cornettos

>>214657602
shame about the tattoos

>>214657543
thanks mate

Black goth commie slag
The dream

>>214657578
>she

>>214657663
Ho ym gwad

>>214657712
British economic migrants

so how is everyone on this fine day

The sharing box at Doncaster Rovers

Two brisket pies, salt and pepper chicken, chips, nachos loaded with pulled pork, mozzarella bites, two corn on the cobs, salad and dipping sauces

£20

bad

got a grip on myself

All land is stolen land land one day the spirits shall reclaim what is theirs with forces of nature not yet seen or thought possible by man humanities evil ways will be put to a stop

>>214657798
Perfectly normal sized amount of scran for an average footie fan, i reckon

>>214657798
looks peng except the salt and pepper chicken that looks like the dirt cheap one you get from tesco made from gristle

>>214657798
corrr

>>214657798
skimpy on the chips

>The IDF has announced the deaths of Sergeant Gadi Cotal, 20, Staff Sergeant Uri Lamed, 20, and Sergeant Amit Arye Regev, 19, who were killed inside their tank in Jabalia, northern Gaza, from the 52nd Battalion of the 401st 'Iron Tracks' Brigade

>Another soldier was also killed, but his name has not yet been cleared for publication.

Crazy how after 1500 years of Christianity, it only took a handful of men (Nietzsche, Hitler, Evola) to completely demolish it and bring Europeans back to our real worldview.

This is a Whitepill in many ways. We could've been born before the birth of the Great One. Hitler is absolutely the most influential person to be born since Jesus, ironically.

>>214657891
>Sergeant Gadi Cotal, 20, Staff Sergeant Uri Lamed, 20, and Sergeant Amit Arye Regev, 19
why are they making children sergeants?

There isn't a bad episode of Malcolm in the Middle

Thoughts?

americans call jacket potatoes baked potaotes

>>214657938
not seen them all so i can't say

>>214657935
Manpower shortage.

>>214657938
I've on seen some videos but their mother is a cunt

>>214657891
>Amit
Indian name
I hope based jews retaliate with full force

Just remembered Talk to Frank

>>214657938
pretty sure i recall a clip show episode somewhere in there

>>214657891
terrone doesn't it bother you that your nazi comrade in /brit/ is a literal paedophile who posts about black cock with the belgian paedo when he's not nazi posting?

Mac arrived, lads.
Erm, anyone know what 'apple account' is?

>>214657798
Not gonna lie, your disgusting barf-boxes look 100x better then the slop you get from your local dönershop here

>>214657224
How do I get to that?

flower for the lady?

>>214658004
Sex 4 hours every day with a woman that loves you

>>214657999
go to asda, ask them for an apple account
they let you have as many apples as you want and you pay them back later
320,059 apples ive had
not a penny paid for them

>>214657975
alri tonibler

>>214658063
I'm in fucking Cork.
I doubt even fucking Du*lin has one

>>214658082
*chomps on a free apple*
not really my problem is it

Saying Hello to strangers in hopes of defeating my anxiety

>that company name
LOL

thanks for posting with the IE flag I would of coped

real lolita shit

>>214658107
how many hours a day do you spend googling about the irish

>>214658151
He uses Tor

Clip shows don't count

>>214658106
get a job were you have to use puplic transport daily, after a while you will begin to dissociate from your mortal body and you wont give a fuck about anyone anymore

>>214658107
lmao

>>214658164
that's not a search engine

Right lads, things I like about the mac
It seem faster than my gaming PC (you know, for the judge dredd games I play)

The downsides: €11,974.00

The BIG upside: I can use the AI to bet on the football

imagine having an autistic son hoping he gets into building rockets or trains or something but his special interests are the Irish, black cocks, and Hitler

>>214658213
are you a guy or a... GAMER GIRL (trany)

>>214658213
why pretend to have a mac

>>214658234
>Is Canslad a tranny
Oi, lad, get your little faggot shaven arse to me and I'll shove a can up it

>>214658249
Mac Studio*
And I pretend I have one when I do because it's funny how much I mindrape you, lad

>>214658197
That sounds depressing.

>>214658227
don't forget about raping kids he loves that

>>214658213
>€11,974.00
no way you spent that much on a fucking laptop lmao
I'm willing to spend 5k euro on a tower PC but not on a laptop

yeah could of done it with something more believable

>>214658278
Maybe but it also works

AI could solve the problem in France.

>And I pretend I have one when I do because it's funny how much I mindrape you, lad
wut

>>214658294
Mac Studio
Doubt I could get a macbook that high, lad

>>214658079
alri haha x

oh its "canslad"
im not gonna cope I have gotten factor-reducing evidence

rorke arguing with a beggar crackhead in macca's

bringing back the death penalty seems like the right thing to do

>>214658347
Elton John. Funny

three excellent throws on ninetails

>>214658330
>Mac Studio
>>214658330
fair enough

Mad that you can google anything and the top result, served by google themselves, is this utter slop riddled with errors.

The actual lines are:
>Marge becomes a robot
>Maybe Moe gets a cell phone

Yet we're given "march becomes a robot" and "baby M gets a cell phone". Why do they push this crap?

the beggar crackhead thinking rorke is a bit strange

>>214658347
etlon

>>214658383
reckon if i could shag any pokemon i would ruin vulpix

4 (and caught it!)
>>214658374
wow I didnt know that guy was actually Kurt Angle

>>214658374
bit early

>>214658388
>Why do they push this crap?
line must go up dontchaknow

>>214658388
it's gonna be funny when they just quietly roll back all the aislopification when it never improves past this

>>214658405
yeah

>>214656916
Soft touch doesn't even come close to describing it

don't care if I haven't seen her in 15 years. I have to tell her I love her

>>214658388
baby M kek

Two sausage rolls and a pizza for tea

>>214658480
kinda based
just dont expect it to turn out good

>>214658480
so glad I just get that crap out of the way in a year of knowing a girl.

>>214658497
what sort of pizza?

>>214658497
feisty one you are

had a chicken bake from greggs and now it feels like my stomach is disgesting itself

>have two keyboards
>keep tying on the wrong one
>trying to imagine what this is going to be like when I'm on the cans

As future President Conor McGregor would say, 'I'm fooked'

>>214658544
shouild have gone vegan

>>214658522
marge erita

Poo arse

good post this

>>214658483
What's funny is you can almost work out where it's getting "baby M" from. Instead of an actual intelligence understanding the words MAYBE MOE, the language model is lumping the "-aybe" sound token from the end of the word "maybe" with the "M" token from the first part of the word Moe and 'intelligently' concluding the right token to shit out is "Baby M".

This is the sort of Frankenstein 'thinking' that these things do. Same story with the "how many Rs in strawberry?" errors.

>>214658544
that cat has penis on it head

what u gonna do yt boy?

>>214658497
should put the sausage rolls ON the 'za

>>214658499
she loved me too but I was too mentally ill to ask her out

>>214658594
*kneels to kiss the feet of my black overlords*

americans call coriander cilantro but then sometimes they still call it coriander

Chaotic evil posters

>>214658547
play around with the "say" command in the terminal

>>214658628
das rite..
das rite....

Good grief you're all so fucking BOOOORING
I'm outt ahere

>>214658648
If anything, I'd be using TTS with the Latvian's voice

>>214658631
coriander is the mature plant while cilantro is the young herbaceous shoots

Cilantro Murphy reprises his role in Leaky Strainers.

>>214658673
*fingers ur bumhole*

>>214658581
think it’s a retardo because it needs to generate an answer instantly, gets like 0.5 seconds to think

>>214658388
mad how grim life has become
cant even do simple shit like this without being reminded you life in a dystopia

>>214658679
dont know who that is but the robot voices are funny

>>214658673
don't care if I'm boring

>>214658721
titanium seal

>>214658717
why does that look so weird
>>214658721
are these the same seal type

got anhedonia
don’t enjoy anything
browse here all day but i don’t like it, just kills time

>>214658721
poo seal's finally been washed

Got boring bastard syndrome I do

>>214658752
seek therapy

sucking magical penis

got mong disease
doctors say it's incurable

>GoFundMe has removed an online fundraiser for the legal defense fund of the man accused of stabbing a Ukrainian refugee on the lightrail in Charlotte, North Carolina.

>The fundraising page suggests that Brown is just as much of a victim as the woman that he stabbed to death, claiming that the funds donated would help "to stop the injustice against Decarlos Brown Jr."
why is leftypol like this

We're all just making jokes but if we ever got serious we would just show how stupid we really are

>>214658752
people learning words / concepts like this is bad for them
changes their problems from something they need to sort out to something that's happening to them & out of their control

AYYY MATE, IZ FOKIN CHEWSDAY, INNIT GUVNA? TIME FOR A CHIPPY AND A SHAG UP ME BUM LIKE THE LORDS DEW IN ETON COLLEGE

Alison Hammond Sex Flap

>>214658828
If i ever got serious it would be over for leftypol

>>214658842
It's Monday, lad

Everyone’s unhappy.

Or are they?

Maybe it’s matter of mood and perspective

>>214658816
gofundme is the product of capitalism

>>214658842
Said all of this down the Post Office today

>>214658859
so is leftypol

>>214658888
yeah?

>>214658842
I look loike this and say this, I do guvna

>>214658816
Need to get in on this

>>214658717
im not trying to be rude but its a freak no matter how cute

If Whites in North Carolina don't do anything in response they're cucked.

Have you lads given any more thought to gimmick of the year awards on December 13th?
>rapelad
>rorke/leftypol
>get them xxx
>big brad
>canslad
>nonceposting
>biomass
>poo smells
>mallardlad
>poo seal
>grinching
>Irish diaspora
>Sir Keir posting
>bradders (last years winner)
>new trainers/fake self-dox
>sinisterbradley
>Paper round in Chernobyl
>Autumnclue
>Kosher salt
Quite the list isn't it

can't wait for me tea
spicy things wrapped in flat bread

>>214658919
does anyone know what this picture is supposed to be

I feel so soft. Need to harden up.

the wanktoil

>>>/gif/29388540

>>214658919
all me

>>214658915
Yeah, if they don't take to the streets with pitchforks and burning crosses to terrorise people completely unrelated to the incident, then this is undoubtedly evidence of white genocide.

>>214658919
poo seal well ahead currently but 3 months is a long time left

Irish niggas would be flogged on the street if their countrymen knew they spent 16 hours a day on /brit/. yet here they are

>>214658950
Nice I'll have a look at that one tonight

I said I would be a good lad on the break from the toil and be soberlad this entire week and I shall stick to it, lads

>>214658950
Noice

Skipping diablo 2 because it looks hilarious compared to 1. About to give 3 a go.

>>214656916
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjhjcL6f3Y8

>>214659001
Did you shag the lithuanian?

>>214658993
Hispanic girls love are ed. That's the real reason

>>214659039
Latvian* and no, she;'s married. I want to instead have her leave her husband then break her heart

as always, let's give it a go

>>214656916
Scapegoat

don’t understand what sort of grotesque shell of a person do you have to be to feign joy over dead people in a war on the internet

>>214658919
shut up heathermong your spam is not a gimmick

>>214659090
somebody scranned all the beans and let out a big gaseous fartsplosion

>>214659099
I love al pacino what a beautiful sexy cute wonderful man

>>214659056
Kind of cruel of you innit guvna?

>>214656916
Let me clarify. He is a scapegoat or a lightning rod, you can't seriously expect or believe that this man was the one and only mastermind behind a well-organised provocation event that proved to be the Reichstag of our generation.

less than a week until i become a 36 year old virgin lads

>>214658993
So we're going to pretend this is for anything but taxes

>>214659115
Yeah but the /brit/ lads would find it funny

>>214659090
Graham Linehams suitcase has arrived

>>214659099
what happened to his voice

The least appropriate saying has to be 'a poor workman blames his tools'. Anyone who has ever tried to complete a manual task knows that using the right tool is essential.

>>214659140
now that’s funny

Lads we are NOT getting the cans tonight

>>214659177
you're missing the point

sir bradley tnak

3rd cuppa time. Need to dust and mop my flithy home

giwicciha

>>214659246
You probably can

>>214659246
Miss Aldi 2025

>>214658717
>>214658721
mum came in, but luckily these 2 posts were on screen so she probably thought i was looking at a nice animal forum

Commiemong leading a jew-hunter regiment on an anti-partisan patrol.
4th Incel Rape Batallion "Flying Bradleys" being sent to Leicester.
English Militia Division "John Honey" laying siege to Brighton.

>>214659177
I agree but I think the saying is also true.

ummy wummy cud sum budy make the newy wooey

>>214659331
>>214659331
>>214659331
New

>>214659324
if you spoke like this to me irl i would actually do you in

too early I say

>>214659284
<3

>>214659361
do him in what

Tonight's menu gentlemen.

>>214659177
That's because you were raised in the West.

>>214659284
Kek, mom's boyfriend once came in when I was at the computer and I just happened to be looking at a post of a naked muscular man.

poo seal

Bunch of Chinese crap no wonder I can't get anything done right