Thread 214661875

Groyper edition

another few minutes close to death

EU is dying lads
The Experiment has failed

that's the EASTER TOAD

how

>>214661877
>>214661913

the EU5 on low cop

love her

sure i'll listen to that lady gaga song

First Isak now this
Tough couple of weeks for the geordies

>>214661968
>buying a pre-build
oh no no no no no

>>214661932
You have to commend Marine for her efforts, she's had so much bullshit come her way over the years.

>>214661968
why do gaming pcs need those stupid lights?

>>214661968
>ryzen 5700x
>rtx 5060 8gb
>£1100

oh my gays

just off to bullwell tesco you lads want anything?

>>214662005
nigga named marine

>>214661875 (OP)
it's Easter the Toad

>>214661906
stop playing childish video games would be a good start

y'know, i'm something of a scientologist myself

>>214662039
autumn onions

>>214661974
I liked it

>>214661971
Based giant eyes semen demon

>>214662039
spring onions please m8

tell me what I need to do so that I "look" better and I will do it, instead of telling me what to do

>>214661932
Russia will take all of Europe.

>>214661932
Are France going to leave the EU? I hope so I want to move there and terrorise the Pierre’s with my gammon physique and mannerisms.

>>214662039
prefer top valley me

>>214662011
honestly got no clue

>>214662039
scallions

>>214662011
Cos they're marketed towards children and manchildren

>>214662073
mate you're a 30 year old schizo neet. its over for you. dont even bother

>>214661968
seems like not the best deal but it's a whole pc and monitor peripherals so have fun

>>214662085
why not move there first so you can vote to frexit

>>214661968
securing your virginity i see

>>214662102
dont say anything in the first place then

>>214662039
doxxed
you're getting heemed in 10 mins

>>214662108
Can’t because of Brexit innit

Esoteric Hitlerism is the ideology of the 21st century.

she got a tv eye on me

>>214662117
i'll say what i want. keep crying nigga lol

>>214661971
A

wank
cuppa tea
brush teeth
then bed time for me x

Staff list officially listed on Piper's Corner website. Ruby officially missing. She did leave! Confirmed! When will she tell people?

I mean, it has been rather obvious since she no longer mentions it, what she is wearing, going to work, showing herself waiting for her Uber ride, or her parents or sister driving her to work and back, etc.. She said she was going to learn how to drive this summer. I doubt that happened either.
She is late for her weekly vlog. She must be dying that she isn't in school anymore and watching others attend and put out real school content, rather than make believe school playtime that she has created. Yeah, she left when she got the flowers and lied to everyone saying she had "no idea" why she got the flowers. She needs to be called out so those ridiculous devout younger followers will wake up to her dishonesty in so many ways.

mickenings taking place after mass
begorrah x

>>214662118
meet be the spring onions m8

nth for the holodem

already in bed me, just need this life to hurry up

just off to ballsack tesco you lads want anything?

dont pretend youre offering help

>>214662142
all dog shit

>>214662161
I'll shove them up your arse pal

When is the next world war

>>214662174
get us some spring onions m8

raping my arse with a spring onion

>>214662143
hope it's shit and you realise you're gay
hope someone spits in it
hope your gums bleed
hope you don't sleep

>>214662174
chocolate covered raisins please mate

>>214662174
hairy onions please mate

Doing big burning farts

>>214662187
green templeton - mingers
darwin - would shag cameron

they should make a british version of expedition 33

>>214662104
>seems like not the best deal
seems cheaper than cyberpower, where else do anons buy prebuilts?

prefer my girls to be tattoo-free virgins

*opens a packet of After Eights and passes them around the thread*

>>214662255
phoar

>ní mhuircheartaigh
roger must be fucking fuming having to call that monstrosity out

Most Irish woman imaginable on University Challenge

>>214662273
*grabs it and rapes my arse with it*

but it's not after e-- oh I stand corrected

>>214662255
ccooooorrr

>>214662255
with big tits

i poo before wee except after pee

lol i had to see for myself

and now you have to see too

>>214662361
cute

>>214662361
fucking hell

>>214662361
Fit

>>214661997
every time I open laptop I always snap something. building a PC is beyond me. removed the motherboard once to replace it's cooling paste, never again

>>214662361
fucking stupid name

>>214661971
Who is that?

>>214662361
looks liek that carrot top bloke

>>214662361
is that just heraghty

And magic makes it all complete!

The world of Man shall fall.

>>214662361
cute lil monke fella

>>214662467
it's like lego mate, insultingly easy to do
even a cackhanded clumsy oaf like me could do it

>>214662361
It was funny when the limbs of all those soldiers were flying about in the dust and confusion in the Guilford pub.

>>214662472
ella purnell who was in the fallout tv series

Bet that people on north sentinel island have the best existence on earth

sneezed several times today
think i'm dying

>>214662557
this but unironically

>>214662563
sneeze on me

>>214662573
I wasnt being ironic either

imagine being born a pakistani muslim and being forced to marry your disgusting dysgenic cousin so that her side of the family can come to england

right, /Brit/ Polytechnic here's your starter for ten:
In etymology what four letter word is both the name for the rear deck of a ship and an immature word for faeces?

its shit being a man because you have to be good at so many things else you’re seen as less of a man.
Can’t parallel park into a tight spot first time? Not a man
Don’t know how to change your tyre if you get a flat? Not a man
Don’t know how to jump start a car? Not a man
Don’t know how to DIY shit in your house? Not a man
I could go on forever

>>214662614
arse

>>214662614
poo

>>214662614
*bzzzz*

>>214662527
how do you pronounce that is it moriarty or heraghty or what

>>214662591
who took the photos?

>>214662557
They drive new rovers and can afford to go to Waitrose's every other day

gay people be like: oh boyy I cant wait to come out on Christmas to my mum. it will be such a good present for me to get accepted by her. for ME. nothing could go wrong!

Loading marbles into my shitpipe like it's a flintlock pistol

>>214662662
are you gay people lad?

Have you lads given any more thought to gimmick of the year awards on December 13th?
>rapelad
>rorke/leftypol
>get them xxx
>big brad
>canslad
>nonceposting
>biomass
>poo smells
>mallardlad
>poo seal
>grinching
>Irish diaspora
>Sir Keir posting
>bradders (last years winner)
>new trainers/fake self-dox
>sinisterbradley
>Paper round in Chernobyl
>Autumnclue
>Kosher salt
Quite the list isn't it

>>214662649
*camera zooms on on your face*
ANONYMOUS, /BRIT/!

poaceae is grass

Sir GOTY

mind if i play Fifa Career Mode while i zone out?

:D

Truly rage inducing:

>contemporary British TV, even the sports coverage is complete wank now
>pianos at train stations
>tiger bread, it tastes like absolute crap and only got popular because of its name
>zoomers wearing those oversized jeans, and how they even make the girls with nice arses look like a blob of cottage cheese
>random people talking to me in public settings, even when I know that they're lonely and just want a quick chat with someone
>when people make a cake and think it's some kind of big achievement
>McDonalds is still a thing, when their food has been utter shit for years
>when some cunt buys a pub, shuts it down and turns it into a normal house, or they burn it down for an insurance payout
>when women won't just tell you what they want for their birthday, and then get angry when you haven't guessed it correctly

>>214662709
too big

>>214662675
lol nice doggy

HAPAX LEGOMENON

qrd on this french politics thing? what does it mean for France?

>>214662692
reposting this over and over is itself a gimmick, and not a particularly good one

I dont have any posts to make (for the last 3 hours)

>>214662723
this a sneak peek from your manifesto, lad?

>>214661932
i love le french

>>214662722
She was the best thing about that recent White Lotus

>>214662723
miserable bore

>>214662709
Lisa Nandy looks like THAT?!

America.
Deeply unserious country.

>>214662736
*shrugs shoulders*

ARSEEEEE

*looks at picture of your mum*
cor she'd get it

Hear me out! Musky bodybuilder and (you) are sniffing his pits. Cash money or what?

>>214662763
what about walton goggins

The experiment has failed.

>>214662758
i wish i was french

wish i was james o' brien so i could just waffle absolute nonsense for hours on end and get paid handsomely for it

>>214662736
dunno lol

>>214662816
...no thanks

>>214662700
POOP

I wish I was

>>214662709
Errrr....miss......your shirt is unbuttoned.....

trying to convince ai that the eu is a conquered countries club

>>214662764
I'm actually a happy person, but certainly things still fuck me off. If nothing bothers you, there's something wrong with you.

>>214662780
Ummm lad?

>>214662818
VPN off HIVan

>>214662852
a baller

>>214662736
macron will scrounge up some other blairite banker to be PM and things will continue as normal

She's so beautiful. Ethereal.

why is my portable battery bank making a radio crackling noise

>>214662714
alri

>>214662361
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XVo09I2hSs

>>214662875
the raped

Business idea: British Republican Fascist Party.

Thoughts?

>>214662873
good post comrade, no dirty foreigner will be allowed to criticise the leadership of herr starmer

>>214662866
you’re a whinge merchant at best

mental that

all there is, is constant negativity

Need food quickly, pronto, asap.

>>214662970
nope

>>214662930
my thoughts? total aryan victory

>>214662714
alri

>>214662817
He was alright, but I enjoyed him more in Fallout. Have you seen him in a film called Fatman? Cool little underrated flick.

>>214662847
well done /Brit/ Polytechnic you've finally got yourself some points, probably not enough to beat Corpus Christi at this point but we'll carry on

and based Australia

Want to paint some Warhammers but I've got a poorly tummy. Had three wanks in like 15 hours which is probably a lifetime record for me and four solid big poo poos

>>214662937
And you're a cringe merchant at best

>>214662895
kek this is literally me attempting to rizz up a girl

Remembering H. F. Verwoerd on his 124th birthday.

feeling unhinged

>>214663022
no i haven't, goodbye

Dubai chocolate

>>214662993
so peng

>>214662993
flag on hun

with my chin up high
fuck em all
fuck em by

firing up the wii

He's absolutely lost it haha

Can’t believe I spent 4 grand on watch I don’t even wear anymore just to try and impress a girl at work who didn’t care at all
MUG

>>214662723
>>contemporary British TV, even the sports coverage is complete wank now

I really really really really miss British comedy
It's all so bad now it's horrible
There's a new Mitchell and Webb show coming but I'm not holding out much hope for it

>>214663198
she likes my casio

>>214663164
bet he's the one spamming trans content creators here

got a few questions right but i'm not on the ball. need taking out back and putting down

>>214663229
no that's me

got hearts of iron 4
gonna see what this autism simulator is like

been feeling suicidal lately cause i just hate everything about myself on a base level i can’t change
lately i’ve started to believe in rebirth or the chance to ‘reroll’ my life and be reborn as someone else somewhere else and somehow i’d retain my memories so if i didn’t like my new life i would kill myself again and retry
never been religious or into anything schizo but i am growing more desperate to try x

>>214662995
HH

>>214663246
any fit new ones?

>>214663250
might also end up in purgatory or hell x

>>214663248
tried it and shut it off after 10 minutes. can't be arsed

miss my cat

plap plap plap

>>214663250
>been feeling suicidal lately
ktim

>>214661875 (OP)
why do you /pol/turds call easter the toad "gayper"? never understood this

>>214663256
>Tim took down his covers of Let it Be

:(

gherkin workers applying and fast tracking the illegal small boat cronem for bennies and 5 star hotel rooms

>>214663281
ktim but with every single game film book tv show webpage and everything else I have an interest in at some point

fantasising about being rich

>>214663276
no i dont think so ive been nice i think

just seen a bloke's knob

>>214663198
You only impress women by not trying to impress them, as soon as you show off you are displaying a desperation that puts them off. Being normal is the way.

>>214663307
does he know we can see his willy?

Just got off a Telegram call with Dugin

>>214663198
what made you believe girls care about watches

>>214663345
well youre not so pack it in x

just spam

>>214663348
>>214663352
her*

Opposing Nordicism is such a cope.

It's obvious for the future of life that we need a world of 500m gorgeous blonde White women. This is as necessary as Cro Magnons eliminating Neanderthals.

>A "low desire society" is a term coined by Kenichi Ohmae to describe a phenomenon, particularly in Japan and parts of China, where young people exhibit a reduced desire for material possessions, ambition, marriage, and children. This trend stems from economic anxieties, a sense of a stagnant future, and the perceived futility of striving for success in competitive societies, leading to risk aversion, saving instead of spending, and a preference for simple, passive lifestyles over high-pressure ambitions.

I think I might have this

FREE FREE PALESTINE

>>214663164
Oh my days Graham needed his internet disconnected a decade ago

>>214663364
cba x
at least the thread isnt too bad right now

>>214663360
I’m going to be
In the future

>>214663357
he targeted the wrong woman some office slag won't care about a watch

>>214663345
>keeps the defaults in the dock
normie bastard

>>214663345
mental that there are people that see these figures as affordable, even reasonable

Working class / lower income: Aldi, Lidl, Asda, Iceland.

Lower-middle / middle: Tesco, Morrisons, Sainsbury’s.

Upper-middle / affluent: M&S, Waitrose, Ocado.

>>214663400
yeah? gonna trade this life for fortune & fame? cut your hair, change your name?

>>214663414
forgot to add b and m

>>214663345
That's mega rich, not just rich.

>>214663424
swap the 3pm Katys for the 5pm Katherines

>>214663400
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5bwy1YF0yE

>>214663414
>no mention of Booths
Amateur

Gunna a rat
Yak a rat

>>214663414
m&s is barely even fancy, they mostly operate out of petrol stations now

>>214663345
Oi stop looking at my properties nah just joshing with you mate ahaha x

>>214663467
are you sure

3pm Katys would be a good band/ song name

>>214662780
they stopped posting actual deport numbers 6 months in lol

deport pol

>>214663307
wish i looked like that

>>214663540
THIS!!

>>214663414
all the same fruit and veg anyway

>>214663345
>macbook
rich fuck

Kek

Tesco prices are getting to be stupid a packet of the exact same crisps will be more expensive in Tesco than Iceland

Cackling like an insane person imagining the nigger family I saw buying furniture at IKEA nigging about attempting to assemble them

>>214663509
Get those stressed office worker women in your AI slop NOW

>>214663555
and the meat from aldi and lidl is SURPRISINGLY good

>>214663555
Err no

>>214663581
show him pangpang

>>214663374
Looks like a fitter emma, that yank bugger would an aneurysm over this

>>214663414
Where’s fortnums?

>>214663621
face blind autist

>>214663582
those tesco own brand crinkly salted crisps were a quid a bag about 18 months ago. now they're fucking 1.70. take the piss

>>214663601
your waitrose apples aren't being sprinkled with fairy dust pal

>>214663582
it seems as a consumer then, you would be choosing to go to Iceland over Tesco

rational economic actors and all that

Is that how you introduce yourself?

>>214663642
Look at and around the eyes you daft cunt

>>214663669
well
are you?

u rememba when timmy smash up his room cus katy left wid a favela goon on a smelly dirt bike

>>214663669
stuff like this get timmy swc leakin

>>214663669
done you

>>214663669
Honestly would bite

>>214663685
looks nothing like her
did your mum get you tested?

>>214663693
LOL i do
sup crodie x

>>214663660
M&S fruit tastes better, just does. I buy my fruit and veg from the local farm shop these days anyway, it's miles better than any supermarket.

The Ukrainian girl who got stabbed had a blm poster lol

>>214663714
Oh you silly bugger stop responding to me

katy screaming her lungs out on cronems baton, rorke calling 999 thinking a womans being tortured

its online safety day today

>>214663744
explains why she relaxed

>>214663669
ask her to suck your big clit

>>214663760
Begin with your family

might make a post

logging off and living a normal one

you are all preparing for winter? why?
I agree though there is more love in winter

>>214663743
placebo'd

>>214663744
many stabbings took place dere as well mmhmm x

>>214663744
cronem were extra nice to this one when she hopped off the plane mhmm

day 1 of the diet. cup of black coffee and a vitamin tablet at 8am then at 8pm 2 cans of beer and 250ml gin, 300ml zero calorie tonic and a slice of brown bread. feeling good

>>214663756
he's activating x

might type some letters, click get captcha, click submit

im leaving because this shit is sucking the soul from me

I suggest you all do the same for an hour or so. nothing to gain from this thread
the crazy part is that it might not be racists falseflagging. that would be crazy

north carolina durag wearing cronem pullen up in the stolen hellcat to administer some heinous QuickTap™ on dat luh new ukrainian x

>>214663799
Buy some cherries from M&S, then get some from Asda. The M&S ones taste miles better, and if you don't realise that then your taste buds are fucked, or you're semi mong.

>>214663932
>>214663932
>>214663932

>>214663841
>diet
>drinking alcohol
????

Security guard toil has begun

bit early that one

>>214663316
it was a meme frog like apu invented before fuentes cult latched on to it