Thread 214668536

>be me
>shaving in shower
>razor slips
>cut thigh, blood starts gushing
>exit shower and apply paper towel compression
>feel very nauseous
>brain: “ok now throw up”
>butthole: “also poop time”
are you also a little bitch who is sensitive to seeing blood in your country?

>>214668536 (OP)
what kind of razor are you using?

>>214668536 (OP)
Who TF shaves legs? Are you a possessor of mammary glands?

>>214668557
A "safety" razor

>>214668566
Saar..

>>214668635
how did you cut yourself so badly with a safety razor?

close dead situations are like that, body would shutdown

>>214668669
I might be retarded

do you look cute?

>shaving in shower
>cut thigh

What?

>>214668536 (OP)
were you shaving yourself for your boyfriend?

>>214668536 (OP)
It's called a vasovagal response. The vagus nerve which also controls your digestive tract got triggered which caused the shidding and vomiting

>>214668722
F.
double blade disposables next time

>>214668635
>Saar..
answer his question
why are you shaving your legs faggot

>>214668916
OKAY EINSTEIN

OP is shaving her legs for us
she wants us all to fuck her in a massive 5 man 1 woman orgy that's why she posted this

>>214668950
>she

>>214668916
Damn wtf, one time I cut myself bad while I was chopping a watermelon, and I also had this same shidding response. Wut do?

>>214668885
>>214668904
>>214668930
>>214668950
Stop being judgmental, chuds

POST THIGH CUT, WHORE

>>214669017
Stop being a lil bitchxfailure

>>214668536 (OP)
I have the same thing, my skin gets extremely pale without warning and I start getting all dizzy.

>>214669079
It's bad, it's about 5 inches long

>>214669222
Low blood pressure maybe

>>214669260
Can I see, I'm a doctor.

poopy

>>214668536 (OP)
why is apu so cute, bros

>>214668536 (OP)
>my brain first: this faggot would be easy to kill and rape

Why are you such, man up.
Lets go hunt the reindeering or such manly activates. Its the best mushroom season now but no gathering for you..
I will make you Hunter, even if ends you shooting me in the head, thats how obnoxious your shitpost were.

>>214668566
>shaving

>>214668904
>>214668930
>>214668959
>>214669843
>>214669944
Okay /int/, let's play a game
Am I a tranny, twink, or foid?

>>214670110
you are an obese, unhygenic woman

>>214669843
You have to snap out of this delusion, Hans. Only physicians and physician students on this board are me, the Estonian rads guy, and the Vladivostok Russian.

>>214670110
Please be a twink

>>214670187
Oh yeah also the Vietnamese guy, forgot his specialty

>>214670110
If you are op then you are a tranny,your reaction to blood must derive from high estrogen levels

>>214669944
You can't control this kind of over-reaction, it's a brain thing

>>214670233
>your reaction to blood must derive from high estrogen levels
No, the "doctor" germ explained it >>214668916

>>214670376
Vasovagaling at the sight of blood is a skill issue though, it's not like you're valsalva'ing yourself on purpose. You just get triggered

>>214670901
So if it's an involuntary trigger how is that a skill issue

>>214671160
Not everybody vasovagals at the sight of blood, only the weak laymen and medicine doctors and the general surgeons who see their malpractice insurance premium rising in real time
If I did, I would not have a career ahead of me
>t. future vascular surgeon

>>214671357
It's crazy how every anon ITT just happens to be a doctor or in medicine

>>214671458
What do you expect from med/int/cal school

>>214670126
>>214670194
>>214670233
All of you are wrong, btw

>>214670110
How the fuck did you managed to do that?
Also, cute legs, would

>>214672150
Would what?

>>214672299
Would help you shave them because you are clearly too retarded to do it by yourself.
Again HOW?? The worst I ever got was accidentally slicing my finger (it's healed by now so no pics) when trying to adjust a new razor with a wet hand

>>214672434
I think the razor wasn't put together right. It just slipped and sliced my leg.
>Would help you shave them because you are clearly too retarded to do it by yourself.
You would have to be in the shower with me to help me shave them...

>>214668536 (OP)
dont shave in the shower moron

>>214672582
it is easier to shave my whole body in the shower.

>>214672299
>>214672552
Nigga stop larping as me… the real reason? Everything slippery in the shower + my clumsiness = a recipe for blood. And I don’t need help shaving, kek. Do I look like a retard to you

>>214672607
Imposter.

>>214672607
>Do I look like a retard to you
your thigh looks like an emo teen's wrist

Once I cut my lip while shaving and actually felt faint from blood loss.

>>214672682
why are you doing this? what do you gain?

>>214672788
It took you 8 minutes to respond because you were editing it
>why are you doing this? what do you gain?
I'm wondering the same thing

>>214670110
>Am I a tranny, twink, or foid?
I need to see your hands first

>>214672806
you are a weird schizo
please leave my thread

>>214672682
>>214672788
Post a timestamp of your cut leg. That will prove who is real.

>>214672886
But only for that post. Unless (s)he'll get a trip we have no way to know afterwards

>>214672865
Why the hands

>>214672941
True and I don't want to tripfag, so it's whatever

>>214672941
If he doesn't post a timestamp then he was probably just larping with a random picture of a cut leg that he found online.

>>214672042
>Retarded annoying response that doesn't actually answer the question with a snarky comment before the btw

Oh it's a foid alright. If you're not a foid (very unlikely) then you're the most massive faggot I've seen

>>214673112
kiss my ass

>>214673008
Here's the same pants in front of my 'puter

>>214673154
Just stop, I'm using Yotsuba B anyway

>>214673154
Please kill yourself

>>214673187
>Posted ten seconds after the real poster
Now there's two larpers

>>214673182
Was that so hard you dumb faggot?
Now we can laugh at you for shaving your legs and failing at it.

>>214673231
It just slipped it was an accident

>>214673182
Why use a safety razor anyway?

>>214673277
Please just stop it already

>>214673314
Closer shave and less plastic

>>214673314
Don't waste so much money on overpriced disposable razors

>>214673344
>>214673395
Use a trip you stupid cunt.

>>214673464
I travelled to Canada so should be good now (I live very close to the border, haha)

>>214673631
please tell me you are a guy

>>214673806
Why

>>214673826
because i want to bend you over and pound you out raw
but only if you have a penis

>>214673845
Sorry anon..

>>214673631
Are you from that city in the US where kids had to cross border twice to go to school? (or something like that)

>>214674089
they're on a vpn retard

>>214674089
Ah, I've heard of that town, but no I go to school in the US

>>214674174
No, I'm enjoying freshly cooked pancakes with maple syrup in Canada right now

>>214674246
you are eating fresh cooked pancakes this late?

>>214674267
You don't have late night cravings?

>>214668536 (OP)
I had lots of bloody noses as a kid so I don't give a fuck about blood.
No, I'm not bragging. People who freak out about blood are weird.

This is why you always carry a tourniquet, it only takes 45 seconds for a critical bleeding to render you unconscious

>>214674305
yeah but i wouldnt make pancakes.

>>214674320
Careful everyone, we've got Mr. Tough Guy in the thread

>>214674360
I will make sure to put one in my shower

>>214674369
What would you make

>>214668536 (OP)
So its true the American defense mechanism is to shit and vomit at the slightest inconvenience?

>>214674452
Kek @ these fucking Amerisharts, am I right bros

>>214674441
i'd eat you
with extra maple syrup

>>214674506
Uhh.. you must have a sweet tooth

>>214670110
Damn, that's pretty bad, but it doesn't look that deep.

>>214674535
you bet, sugar
and i've got quite an appetite (flag checks out)

>>214674360
Carry 5.
4 for limbs, one in reserve

>>214674624
W rizz..

>>214670110
Holy fucking shit HOW did you manage to cut yourself THAT badly, anon? It doesn't seem that deep but I can understand why you were shocked.
Try to stand against a solid surface to not lose your balance while you're shaving, or do it like me and sit down for a little while to get to the delicate places and crevices where you have to be careful.
Also DON'T HOLD THE RAZOR IF YOU HAVE SOAP IN YOUR HANDS, it'll slip off.
t. shaves or else goes insane

>>214672656
I donated blood some months ago and felt more queasy and put off by the needle rather than my blood. I like seeing blood, it's really pretty.
But needles freak me the fuck out.

>>214674724
yeah baby you know it
how about you show me how sweet you are

>>214674913
The first time I was needled it was a bit freaky, but since then I've had it done quite a lot so I really don't give a shit.

The true horror is needling yourself, even if you know 100% that it won't hurt it's just like a mental block that makes you really not want to do it.
Don't know how the druggies manage, shit's fucked.

>>214674918
That is a guy...

>>214674954
Abso-fucking-lutely, if I had to stick a needle into myself, even if it were something like an epipen, I would probably feel weak and tremble or ask someone else for help. I was a med student and I can see some rough things going on with patients, but doing it on yourself is some Rambo level shit.
Like that one russian surgeon who did an appendix removal on himself with the help of two assistants, and no anesthesia. Fucking trooper he is.

>>214674896
Thank you anon for the tips and tricks, and your concern. Yes, it is not that deep, it's just very long (like 5 inches)

>>214674918
Uhh.. haha *laughs nervously*

>>214668536 (OP)
Who tf shaves his legs

>>214675074
Twinks on their way to get their bussy ravished by BBC

>>214675046
If I can give you a trick on how to witness some traumatic shit, body-wise, and not really react to it is just to kind of dissociate or disconnect mentally from your body and say "Oh damn, lol, I got a bad bruise haha better treat it so I don't die". Trying to avoid panicking, mostly. (Also, if you see bright red blood you're gonna be fine, the issue is if you see very dark red blood coming out of a wound.)
I once fell on top of a plug and it got stuck to my knee, and I just gently pulled it out, closed the wound so I wouldn't bleed, and then cleaned the metal rods of the plug.
Shit was fun, kek.

>>214670110
You are SEXO

>>214675014
>epipen
Yeah, had to do that shit on my stomach for a while.
First time was real tough but I basically didn't feel anything so I thought I would be alright with it, but even after that I still had to mentally prepare myself for like ten minutes before I could actually do it every single time.
I don't know how addicts and self-harmers fucking do it.
>Like that one russian surgeon who did an appendix removal on himself with the help of two assistants, and no anesthesia.
And this shit just sounds fucking insane, jesus christ how

>>214675046
no need to be shy, sweet pie
we can move this somewhere more private

>>214675127
I tried dissociating, but it didn’t work, think I’d need a therapist or something. Also… a plug in your knee? Fuck, I feel like I’m about to vom again… jk

>>214675190
Haha no I'm doing just fine here..

>>214675127
Is your knee okay? As in, functioning?

>>214675187
I once saw how an insulin pump worked and it didn't seem that bad honestly, but epipens are literally mini-stabbing machines, doesn't help that they deliver epinephrine/adrenaline to keep you breathing.
I'm glad that my worst allergy so to say is only to dust and weather change and not like, shrimps or peanuts or even gluten.
>self-harmers
Used to self-harm when I was younger and I was a younger adult. In the moment of adrenaline you just look for a way to "mute" the mental noise I guess. You just feel a sting and some kind of relaxation after letting your anger out. Kinda like if you punched a wall and your knuckles bleed, yeah.
Now, finding a vein to inject heroin is like 10.000 steps further from that.
>jesus christ how
Dude was in an expedition in Antartica with a few specialists and he was the only doctor in camp, and his appendix burst. They were kilometers away from civilization, surrounded by snow, and the surgery either had to be done or he'd die.
He drank some alcohol, and began the procedure with the assistance of two men. There's even a photo of it and everything!
His name was Leonid Rogozov, he operated on himself in 1961 and lived up to the year 2000. A real gigachad, he was!
>>214675250
Nah, if anything, dissociating isn't the best answer ever, but in moments of stress it's a good tool to keep pushing through.
Also no, don't vomit! I'm fine! I literally didn't even feel it (THANKFULLY) or else I would've been in REALLY big trouble if it touched any important parts, lol.
>>214675301
Yeah, absolutely! I got quite the good pain tolerance, my knee's working just fine and I can do all types of movements still. The plug wasn't too deep thankfully, and no important veins or structures were harmed. Just got stabbed on accident lmao.

>>214668536 (OP)
Forgot to say, that the most I was scarred of blood was when my brother cut his arm really deep. Probably because it was the first time I saw actual venous blood. I think he has the light scar from stitching to this day.

>>214675250
you're fine like a clementine
im not giving up that easily

>>214675345
So are you desensitized to blood now, since your whole country is basically just LiveLeak IRL (no offense)?

>>214675389
Sorry anon but you should give up

>>214675389
We don't want a repeat of this

>>214675438
give up that maple syrup?
not a chance babe. i'm starvin

>>214668536 (OP)
why dont people just wax legs instead of dangerous shaving that just makes the leg hairs grow back

>>214675499
>>214675460

>>214675513
playing hard to get I see
no threats of shame can deter me

>>214675438
A bit, considering that my team leader has a weird habit of just [spoiler]posting war gore in work channel[/spoiler]
But also that incident happened 11 years ago. So I was much more impressionable.

>>214675553
Wtf, why does he do that?

>>214675502
>dangerous shaving
It's only dangerous for OP

>>214675460
the tranny did a good job in behaving like a woman at least, leading him on and giving nothing back aside a lowered self esteem

>>214675460
Getting rejected by a tranny isn't as bad as getting rejected by a femoid.

>>214675687
Both just seem pathetic regardless...

>>214675687
It's actually worse being trannies are usually more desperate

>>214675703
worse because*

>>214675687
Shit I meant the other way around.

>>214675703
baby i ain't gonna cry
it takes a real man to at least try

>>214675797
Why do you want some weird bitch who doesn't know how to shave so badly

so the entire thread is just for OP to go "teehee look at me silly boys xD"

that's it?

>>214675866
Moids are fascinating creatures when they're looking for a mate.

>>214675866
The primal instinct to protec, or something
>>214675891
Yes, would you rather have another racebait or another general instead?

>>214675939
He will protect me from le evil razor jews???

>>214674246
>I go to school in the US
You have to be 18 to post on 4chin

>>214675866
the forbidden fruit is sweetest
and a peach has fuzz, but you wouldn't give it a buzz

>>214675968
I meant I go to uni***, jannies

>>214675969
Kek

>>214675969
>>214676020
go to sleep, you lovebirds. Maybe even together idc

>>214676020
they say a laugh is the start to a maidens heart

>>214676120
>Maybe even together
I'm in Canada rn so no can do

>>214676135
Fuck you're so fucking annoying

>>214676143
thorns and barbs won't stop me
not from tasting a sweet berry

OP getting courted by fucking shakespear lmao

>>214676187
Actually, I have a throbbingly huge and juicy cock and balls. Will that be enough to stop you

>>214676243
damn, you saying he makes you throb?

>>214676243
a cock or hen it matters not
so long as your visage appears hot

>>214668566
You WILL use the trip code
You WILL give me attention

>>214676243
Where do you think you are? That probably made him harder.

>>214676411
Damn, so how do I give him the ick

>>214676444
sorry to say there is no trick
pursuing you will never get me sick

>>214676514
Ugh I'm going to sleep

Amd why are my most popular threads always some retarded shit

>>214674667
You can only put on 3 yourself THOUGH

>>214668566

I hope so.

>>214676605
the moon sits high in the night sky
but this won't be our final goodbye

>>214676642
Sounds creepy desu
Do you know who I am

The Malaysian tranny guy getting rejected was sad and kind of pathetic but this is pretty funny.
Thanks for the laugh you two.

>>214676744
meet again we surely will
for this forum shall never stand still

>>214668536 (OP)
bro you were on your period

>>214676304
>>214676887
Well now I can't sleep cuz my dick hard now, FUCK

>>214676910
No

>>214677184
Fakest dick ever, foid.

>>214677287
Cope, you're just jealous mine is bigger than yours

>>214674360
Why tf would you put a tourniquet on a surface level "wound" (more like a scratch really) that isn't even bleeding? Tacticool shit has rotted your brain lil bro it's not arterial bleeding the foid is just freaking out because she scratched herself

>>214677184
Your "dick" seems to be not just long enough to lie on your femur, it's also long enough to reach the outside of your hip. Very strange, not even pornstars can manage a foot long shlong. You should consider using something other than cucumber next time you want to pretend like you have a cock, foid.

>>214677333
Stop being a tease and just show it

>>214677184
baby you can't fool me
that phallus is phoney

>>214677588
Kek look at this gay ass nigga analyzing my dick

>>214677598
Blue board

>>214677598
She has no cock. It's a foid that you've been simping for for hours now and have given 165 replies because she had the grace to condescend to you and show you her scratched leg.

Why is this egypsie seething so hard

>>214677184
Wait that's your pants?
I am retarded, I thought it was a blanket, because I had one with almost this exact pattern

>>214677920
Yes, they are plaid-patterned pants. Quite popular here

>>214678017
you'd be quite popular here if you took them off

>>214669947
how do you even cut yourself with one of this?

>>214678017
>North Americans suffer so much they have to use grandma's plaids for clothes
It's over ( • ᴖ • ｡)

>>214678160
Why are you more concerned about my pants instead of the huge dick hiding inside