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Anonymous United States No.214671997 >>214672451 >>214673148
/cum/ - Canada US Mexico
30 And Cant Drive Edition
>>214670166
Anonymous United States No.214672053
Based Mumbai
Anonymous Canada No.214672057 >>214672065 >>214672074
https://youtu.be/EwejUh3m9Fg
We're never getting the files. The pedos win..
Anonymous United States No.214672065
he's just like me
>>214672057
just jewin'
Anonymous United States No.214672066
i will totally watch that
Anonymous United States No.214672067 >>214672074
true
Anonymous United States No.214672072
Roasting broccoli
Anonymous United States No.214672074
>>214672057
>>214672067
Anonymous United States No.214672075
Anonymous Canada No.214672094 >>214672130
what the FUCK did he mean by this
Anonymous United States No.214672112
Sometime my sister, she show her vazhΓ―n to my brother Bilo and say "You will never get this you will never get it la la la la la la." He behind his cage. He cries, he cries and everybody laughs. She goes "You never get this." But one time he break cage and he "get this" and then we all laugh. High five!
Anonymous United States No.214672130 >>214672236
>>214672094
idk why this is circling when we have the original from a few weeks ago
https://files.catbox.moe/lpzimp.png
Anonymous United States No.214672134 >>214672154
thank god I didn't vote for him
Anonymous United States No.214672136
gotta be awake in 6 hours 10 minutes
Anonymous United States No.214672154
>>214672134
yeah you changed the world. stfu
Anonymous United States No.214672172 >>214672198
I write in "nigger kike" in every option on my ballot
Democracy is about making your voice heard
Anonymous United States No.214672189 >>214672206
Gonna clear the ole penile pipes
Then put on some music and study for a few hours
Anonymous Canada No.214672198
>>214672172
>he wants Obama 3rd term
Anonymous Canada No.214672201
this nigga into urethral sounding
Anonymous United States No.214672206
>>214672189
>study
absolute GOYIM
Anonymous Mexico No.214672208
driving Is one of the few skills I have
Anonymous Canada No.214672224 >>214672268
what did he buy
Anonymous Canada No.214672231 >>214672420 >>214672873
Anonymous United States No.214672232
Cool life hack I learned recently you can just sexually harass foreign women online. There's zero consequences to doing so
Life hack
Anonymous Canada No.214672236 >>214672243
>>214672130
There's nudity and this is a blue board.
Anonymous United States No.214672243 >>214672256
>>214672236
You're Indian and this thread is for Americans.
Anonymous Canada No.214672256 >>214672326 >>214672366
>>214672243
Shut up nigger. Go make /burger/ for Americans only.
Anonymous United States No.214672260 >>214673011
Why even get with mids? I kinda have this anxiety that having kids would mean that they'd have my mid genetics and suffer.
Anonymous Canada No.214672268 >>214672277
>>214672224
its not looking good...
Anonymous United States No.214672277
>>214672268
you're not looking good that's true
Anonymous United States No.214672282 >>214672313
what does BNWO stand for?
Anonymous United States No.214672285
>i said this sucks, change your name to the brown fag
Anonymous United States No.214672296
Too many nights
Anonymous Canada No.214672302 >>214672338
drumpf had epstein killed
Anonymous United States No.214672312 >>214672316
guys I'm starting to think we should just execute trannies
Anonymous United States No.214672313
>>214672282
Be Nice With Others
Anonymous Canada No.214672316 >>214672329
>>214672312
and pedos
Anonymous United States No.214672326
>>214672256
Racism is not allowed. You could be banned for that.
Anonymous Canada No.214672327 >>214672339 >>214672352 >>214672390 >>214672396
Conspiracy shit isn’t even fun anymore. There used to be a certain amount of intrigue and plausible deniability that made investigating this shit interesting and compelling.

But now it’s just way too matter-of-fact. The ruling class and the President of the United States himself are straight-up pedophile human traffickers. They swear absolute fealty to the state of israel and actively support genocide. And with neoliberal austerity, techno-feudalism, and mass immigration, the funnelling of all wealth into the pockets of the ruling class is only accelerating.

It’s all just nauseating and it’s only going to get worse. My neighbours talk about chemtrails unironically. We are schizophrenic propagandized society of retards fighting a culture war in service of an eternal blood orgy. I genuinely don’t know how to live in this context. It’s a nightmare.
Anonymous United States No.214672329
>>214672316
that's bad news for you then
Anonymous United States No.214672338
>>214672302
It was u.s intelligence that pulled the plug on him
First they scoop him up seize all of his blackmail material so it can't be leaked (and so they can then use it themselves too), then off him
They'd have the most motive
But it's possible people like Trump gave tacit implicit approval to whoever actually spun up the plan
Anonymous United States No.214672339
>>214672327
nah conspiracy shit is only fun when high IQ people are involved, unlike you who just believes any stupid sloppa you hear.
Anonymous Mexico No.214672352
>>214672327
nothing is hidden anymore drumpf being a pedo is just the tip of the iceberg
Anonymous United States No.214672366
>>214672256
>he admits to being Indian and not Canadian or American
kek
Anonymous Canada No.214672378
shut up about epstein no one cares
Anonymous United States No.214672390
>>214672327
Simulacra and Stimulation
Anonymous United States No.214672396 >>214672409 >>214672489
>>214672327
Wifi tracking your body using distortion signatures and chemtrails and cloudseeding weather modification are real, publicly disclosed and confessed public information.
Anonymous United States No.214672409 >>214672431
>>214672396
that's not a conspiracy theory though
Anonymous United States No.214672417 >>214672458 >>214672459 >>214672509
whom /ugly/ and /retarded/?
Anonymous Canada No.214672418
Going to smoke some weed
Anonymous Canada No.214672420
>>214672231
what the hell, ok I’m in
Anonymous United States No.214672426 >>214672443
Gigantic foid at the gym. 6'4 at least. Mountable ogress. Cute, though. Hips wider than a door frameβ€”baby will have extra space for a kitchen. Kek! Could squeeze out two side-by-side together. If she even reproduces normally. Maybe she lays dragon eggs. Anyway, I see the appeal.
Anonymous United States No.214672431
>>214672409
It was until they admitted it was just a conspiracy
Anonymous Canada No.214672443 >>214672453
>>214672426
AI generated post
Anonymous Canada No.214672450
Anonymous United States No.214672451
>>214671997 (OP)
the gf said she like likes me
Anonymous United States No.214672453
>>214672443
t. MORON
Anonymous United States No.214672458
>>214672417
Everyone ITT
Anonymous Canada No.214672459 >>214672483
>>214672417
4chan people in general are subhumans. These stereotypes exist for a reason. They’re ugly and retarded misanthropes. You’re in the right place.
Anonymous United States No.214672472
DUDE WEED LMAO
Anonymous United States No.214672483
>>214672459
we do also get the occasional failed normie who comes here to brag
Anonymous United States No.214672489 >>214672548
>>214672396
Chem trails aren't real
the other two you listed are real but not really scary
Anonymous United States No.214672501
Born to suffer
Forced to suffer
All is right in the world
Anonymous Canada No.214672509 >>214672573
>>214672417
Anonymous United States No.214672514
everyone is a subhuman except me, i'm da based alpha
Anonymous Canada No.214672531
Going to go vape some dry herb cannabis in my dry herb cannabis vape
Anonymous United States No.214672541
The amount of bowel movements i have in a day is insane
Idk how my body can contain so much poo
It's unfathomable
Anonymous United States No.214672548 >>214672560
>>214672489
>weather modification inc.
>cloud seeding inventor had to do a PSA saying he didn't flood texas a day after he announced his shit and texas flooded
>dubau regularly flooded from cloud seeding
ok
Anonymous United States No.214672551 >>214672558
mea culpa mea culpa
Anonymous United States No.214672558
>>214672551
me sexo
you cumo
Anonymous United States No.214672560 >>214672574 >>214672641 >>214672911
>>214672548
The pic you posted is a good idea though
Anonymous United States No.214672562
The street heats the urgency of now
As you see there's no one around
Anonymous United States No.214672567 >>214672748
Sir... I am sorry... I must do the needful with your door..
Anonymous Mexico No.214672573
>>214672509
bro thinks he's cloud from ff
Anonymous United States No.214672574
>>214672560
https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2001/aug/30/sillyseason.physicalsciences
Anonymous Canada No.214672581
I need that VOLUME
Anonymous United States No.214672592
I say they should make the rain last forever
They're already playing God, why not go for another flood
Anonymous Canada No.214672617 >>214672737
Anonymous United States No.214672623 >>214672652
Anonymous United States No.214672624
Well I still love the girl from Bennington
Even though I'll never see her eyes
I love those fucking eyes
Anonymous United States No.214672629
Fuck Shaun the Sheep
Anonymous United States No.214672641
>>214672560
https://www.technologyreview.com/2023/03/01/1069283/researchers-launched-a-solar-geoengineering-test-flight-in-the-uk-last-fall/
The β€œStratospheric Aerosol Transport and Nucleation,” or SATAN, balloon systems were made from stock and hobbyist components, with hardware costs that ran less than $1,000.
Anonymous Canada No.214672643 >>214672793
I support trans rights and accept that trans women are women. My reasons:
>It makes the dumbest people in the world so angry that it’s really funny
>The category of β€œwoman” is not something that’s important to me - a dog could be a β€œwoman” for all I care
>It’s funny watching trans women act like women and be treated as such - it’s an entertaining little bit of social theatre
Anonymous United States No.214672645
Weather modification is real but it's for legitimate reasons like trying to increase rainfall for crops and stuff
Stop being schizo
Anonymous Canada No.214672652
>>214672623
We do this in Alberta to prevent hail storms, insurance companies pay for it
Anonymous United States No.214672662
Almighty God gave us the rainbow sign
No more water, the fire next time
Anonymous United States No.214672678
The internet and bodycams are making us realize that our grandparents weren’t racist. They were right.
Anonymous United States No.214672727 >>214672741 >>214672749
Didn't relapse again award despite the cravingsberg
Anonymous Canada No.214672737
>>214672617
HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR?
Anonymous United States No.214672740
I dropped out of uni.
What do?
Anonymous United States No.214672741 >>214672776
>>214672727
are you a fatty
Anonymous United States No.214672748 >>214672765 >>214672843
>>214672567
based heat of the moment doorfucker
Anonymous Canada No.214672749
>>214672727
respect
Anonymous United States No.214672757
misery loves company
Anonymous United States No.214672765 >>214672781
>>214672748
Gotta admit this is pretty high testosterone and favstian
Anonymous United States No.214672776
>>214672741
a glutton for drugs so yes of sorts but not exactly what you mean
Anonymous United States No.214672781
>>214672765
you
are
BROWN
Anonymous Canada No.214672793 >>214672800 >>214672809 >>214672815
>>214672643
4chan is 50% incels and 50% trannies (also incels). If the incels could get over their hatred of trannies, their problems would be solved. All the 4chan losers could pair-off with a /tttt/girl and moot could finally shut this stupid website down forever.
Anonymous United States No.214672800 >>214672816
>>214672793
this is stupid
not true
and you're retarded and gay
Anonymous United States No.214672809 >>214672829
>>214672793
i would flick you in the forehead for spouting this hunk a junk anywhere within earshot of me
Anonymous United States No.214672810 >>214672863
I don't want to survive. I want to live
Anonymous United States No.214672815 >>214672829
>>214672793
Why would I hate someone who was tricked into mutilating himself?
I feel sorry for them but I'm not going to play into their delusions
Anonymous Canada No.214672816
>>214672800
It’s actually β€œsmart” and β€œtrue” and also I’m retarded and gay and YOU are chinese.
Anonymous Canada No.214672828 >>214672835
they’re saying there isn’t going to be a thursday this week
Anonymous Canada No.214672829
>>214672809
No you wouldn’t
>>214672815
Yes you are
Anonymous United States No.214672834
Trans rights is fascist. Fascism is about self overcoming,the aryan species vitalistic drive to overcome
Cutting off your dick is the summit of fascistic thought
Anonymous United States No.214672835
>>214672828
>no matter how hard it gets, the sun always rises to-
Anonymous Canada No.214672843
>>214672748
and this guy is invited to come live in America or Canada and he gets to decide how the country is run too
Anonymous Canada No.214672858
I like trannies but I’m not sexually or romantically attracted to them.
Anonymous United States No.214672863
>>214672810
Survive literally means to overcome life
Sur = over/above
Vive = to live (similar to Spanish verb vivir)
Anonymous Canada No.214672869 >>214672881 >>214672885
It’s just one of those days
Anonymous Canada No.214672873
>>214672231
Yeah, I'd suck her cock.
Anonymous Canada No.214672879
I hate trannies but I goon to them constantly.
Anonymous Canada No.214672881
>>214672869
bro may be fat and hairless
but he has the aura about him
Anonymous Canada No.214672885 >>214672942
>>214672869
has he somehow gotten fatter?
Anonymous United States No.214672903
grim thread tonight
Anonymous Canada No.214672911 >>214672945 >>214672962
>>214672560
No, it isn't. You'd get global crop failures resulting in unprecedented famines.
Anonymous United States No.214672913
where's that gay guy who pretends to be straight?
Anonymous Canada No.214672927
There’s this one trans girl in one of my university classes who is totally cute. The feast of them are pretty yucky though.
Anonymous Canada No.214672939
guys you gotta stop making such awful posts, really bringin the place down.
Anonymous Canada No.214672942
>>214672885
Nah he’s actually lost a bunch of weight since hitting it off with Sam.
Anonymous United States No.214672945 >>214672952
>>214672911
why are the bongs trying to kill us all?
Anonymous Canada No.214672952 >>214672966
>>214672945
I mean if I were trapped in Britain, I'd want everything to die too.
Anonymous United States No.214672962
>>214672911
How do you know that would happen?
Anonymous United States No.214672966
>>214672952
fair enough
Anonymous United States No.214672969
I sent you a message request
Anonymous Canada No.214672974
Vaginas are gross. They look weird, they smell weird, etc. Now dicks I can handle. I’ve been masturbating my whole life so I am very experienced with dicks. I’ll suck your dick and then you suck my dick and everybody wins. Or we could jerk our dicks off together and grind up against each other and spray cum all over each other’s dicks and then lick each other clean. These are just some ideas.
Anonymous Canada No.214672986 >>214672987 >>214673022
got a warning lads
Anonymous United States No.214672987 >>214673006
>>214672986
for being a faggit?
Anonymous Canada No.214673006 >>214673013
>>214672987
no he saves those ones for you
Anonymous United States No.214673011
>>214672260
literally and unironically me in that pic shitposting while she sleeps
Anonymous United States No.214673013 >>214673026
>>214673006
well I've never got one so must be just for you, fagtard
Anonymous United States No.214673017 >>214673046 >>214673065
Absolutely grim thread
Take your faggery somewhere else
Anonymous Canada No.214673018
The worst part about banging a femboy or trans girl is trying not to let them see you cry afterwards.
Anonymous United States No.214673022
>>214672986
Anonymous Canada No.214673026
>>214673013
he's saving them up, you're gonna get like 500 all at once
Anonymous United States No.214673046 >>214673065
>>214673017
don't see why fags can't just go jack off and leave us in peace.
Anonymous Canada No.214673065
>>214673017
>>214673046
It’s a specifically targeted punishment. It’s deliberate psychological terrorism. You will be made to read about gay shit. You will be made to think about gay shit. You are gay.
Anonymous United States No.214673076
Banger
https://youtu.be/4skA-GGb914?si=Prrc5TgQDuoQQ531
Anonymous United States No.214673091 >>214673140
Anonymous Canada No.214673093
Trans girl cum tastes like cotton candy
Anonymous Canada No.214673102 >>214673106 >>214673115 >>214673127 >>214673184
Would you eat this?
Anonymous United States No.214673103 >>214673125 >>214673128 >>214673251
>urine always dark colored no matter how much I drink when I wake up it's dark
>Thirsty all the time
>weird pains in my joints, feet, legs,
>Pain around my liver
>almost never get a full sleep, & when I do sleep it's like half asleep
I think I may be slowly dying
Anonymous United States No.214673106
>>214673102
that's a lot of pesto baby
Anonymous United States No.214673115
>>214673102
I wouldn't
Anonymous United States No.214673125 >>214673150
>>214673103
erm yeah that's something wrong with your liver better go see the doctor
Anonymous United States No.214673127
>>214673102
What's that a mufallata?
Sure they're pretty good
Anonymous United States No.214673128 >>214673150
>>214673103
Doctor
Anonymous Canada No.214673140
>>214673091
It’s too late, I’m just going to go to bed
Anonymous United States No.214673148 >>214673407
>>214671997 (OP)
I used to think black people weren't that bad til I went to school with them and they constantly harass me over shit and beat me up now I am able to beat up most black people and I am glad the second I got strong enough I just started punching them

Funny part is the second you start winning they scream like women
Anonymous United States No.214673150 >>214673156 >>214673160 >>214673186 >>214673251
>>214673125
>>214673128
It's been like this for years. It's probably fine
If it was going to kill me, it would have already killed me
Anonymous United States No.214673156 >>214673190
>>214673150
Please tell your doctor
Anonymous United States No.214673160
>>214673150
I mean I guess if you're trying to die then whatever right but uh yeah that's clearly not good
Anonymous United States No.214673167 >>214673236
It confuses me how black people will always find a reason to attack white people and you will always be at fault for no reason

I also hate wiggers why can't the world be populated by asians and whites
Anonymous Canada No.214673184
>>214673102
I would and about 20 minutes later I'd feel like shit from all the salt and oils. Probably have violent, terroristic diarrhea and ruin my entire toilet.
Anonymous Canada No.214673186
>>214673150
>If it was going to kill me, it would have already killed me
just go to a doctor, peeing orange crush and always being thirsty is not normal!
Anonymous United States No.214673190 >>214673202 >>214673252
>>214673156
I don't have a doc or health insurance
Don't be absurd there's nothing doctors can do
Anonymous Canada No.214673191 >>214673211 >>214673225 >>214673280
You all speak so much of those who you despise. But is there anybody you actually love?
Anonymous United States No.214673202 >>214673257 >>214673350
>>214673190
>I don't have a doc or health insurance
This country is a dystopia
Anonymous United States No.214673211
>>214673191
My friends and family and /cum/mers, even the ones who have political opinions that I disagree with
Anonymous Canada No.214673217
Jesse pink man
Anonymous Canada No.214673225
>>214673191
I love trans women
Anonymous United States No.214673228 >>214673242
Why are all people who aren't racist not live around blacks? I mean beaners atleast will be civilized
Anonymous United States No.214673236 >>214673254
>>214673167
I'm white and have never experienced that
Black people, even thug looking ghetto types, never got in my way
I remember once a black kid in high school followed me into the bathroom and asked me "if I wanted anything" like he was trying to sell drugs lol
But other than that they weirdly just ignore me usually
Anonymous United States No.214673242
>>214673228
>Why are all people who aren't racist not live around blacks?
Anonymous United States No.214673251
>>214673103
>>214673150
This could be a bunch of things but the liver pain and dark urine could be signs of something serious. It could be there for a while but liver issues often take years to take their toll.
Anonymous Canada No.214673252 >>214673286
>>214673190
>Dark yellow/orange urine with constant thirst for years can signal:
>High sugar levels / diabetes (thirst + dark urine = possible high glucose)
>Liver or bile duct issues (orange urine, especially if skin/eyes yellowish)
>Kidney issues (impaired filtering) Certain vitamins/medications (esp. B-vitamins, beta-carotene, or meds)
>Since it’s persisted for 2–3 years, you should see a doctor soon for blood/urine tests (glucose, liver, kidney function).
your money is worthless if you die
just spend $300 or whatever and continue living
think of it as an investment
Anonymous United States No.214673254 >>214673345
>>214673236
I was small and literally beaten up in middle school the second I went in highschool I basically started beating them up and was accused of being a Nazi because I kept calling them the n word and punching them after that they basically started to not mess with me
Anonymous United States No.214673257
>>214673202
Why do you like docs so much? If docs were all big breasted women and their prescription was to offer their breasts to me,
Well heck then I'd go to the doctor every but that's not the case in America sadly
Anonymous United States No.214673275
I don't want to jerk off but I'm bored
Anonymous Canada No.214673280
>>214673191
I love art and videogames(art) and books(art)
also my family, drugs, food, exercise, pets etc.
Anonymous United States No.214673286
>>214673252
Yeah a lot of that stuff is detectable in a typical lab panel.
Anonymous Canada No.214673312 >>214673340 >>214673343
I fought like 20 black guys once. They were trying to rape all the white women in my high school. The darkies thought I was from the KKK but I’m actually a righteous warrior of Jesus Christ. I knocked a few out and the rest went running, screaming and singing slave songs. I did the white man proud that day,
Anonymous Canada No.214673337 >>214673370 >>214673389 >>214673449
>I fought like 20 black guys once. They were trying to rape all the white women in my high school. The darkies thought I was from the KKK but I’m actually a righteous warrior of Jesus Christ. I knocked a few out and the rest went running, screaming and singing slave songs. I did the white man proud that day
Anonymous United States No.214673340 >>214673370
>>214673312
I wish I did that but I just usually slap them and call them the n word but I had to stop because they threaten to call the police on me
Anonymous United States No.214673343
>>214673312
Bro tier Sikh warrior
Anonymous United States No.214673345 >>214673534
>>214673254
I was small and looked like a nerd but blacks didn't seem to care about me
Seemed like they mostly kept to themselves and their squabbles were usually with each other
I did go to a really big high school though so it was pretty easy to just blend into the background unnoticed
Anonymous United States No.214673350
>>214673202
It's a mess. Most people I know have stories about insurance finding ways to avoid paying for stuff. One guy was facing life-changing injuries amidst it. Every healthcare worker I know fucking despises health insurance companies.
Anonymous United States No.214673366 >>214673378 >>214673401
My girlfriend is sick and that's not okay.
Anonymous Canada No.214673370
>>214673337
Wtf this isn’t me! I’m actually an aryan chad. Delete this right now!
>>214673340
I forgot to call them the n word. Big mistake on my part.
Anonymous United States No.214673378 >>214673399
>>214673366
I got the anecdote huh huh huh
Anonymous United States No.214673383
how lucky can one guy be
I kissed her and she kissed me
like the fella once said
ain't that a kick in the head
Anonymous Canada No.214673389
>>214673337
Anonymous United States No.214673392
how do i get money
Anonymous United States No.214673394
ya boi needs a soda
Anonymous United States No.214673399
>>214673378
Anonymous United States No.214673401 >>214673410 >>214673422 >>214673434
>>214673366
Wow you're cool
You have a gf
A female woman, who is attracted to you and has sex with you
YOURE SO FUCKING COOL
HOLY SHIT
YOU GET TO HAVE SEX AND BE DESIRED
WOW
MUST MAKE YOU FEEL SO POWERFUL TO BRAG ABOUT THIS TO MEN WHO ARE SO LONELY THAT THEY ARE SUICIDAL
YOURE SO FUCKING COOL OMG
Anonymous United States No.214673407
>>214673148
based Nigger Killer
Anonymous United States No.214673410
>>214673401
This, so much this
Anonymous United States No.214673422
>>214673401
not my problem
Anonymous United States No.214673428
Healthcare is worthless what doesn't kill you makes you stronger
Everytime you take jewpills you're training your body to be weaker
Anonymous United States No.214673434
>>214673401
Wow what a Chad
Anonymous Canada No.214673449 >>214673475
>>214673337
this is unironically a jeet fantasy, you just know they daydream about being strong heroic figures and getting rewarded with white pussy.
Anonymous Canada No.214673453 >>214673541
I’m not just a chad, I’m a conservachad. And I’m going to save the west or die trying.
Anonymous United States No.214673473 >>214673626
My president is a pedophile
Anonymous United States No.214673475
>>214673449
Oh he's just like me!
Anonymous United States No.214673478 >>214673522 >>214673693
I will NOT be forgetting to take some razor blades home from work tomorrow!
I'll show you all pictures of the beginning of me turning my thighs into barcodes.
Am I supposed to put a bandaid on the cut or just let it bleed?
I am doing this because I am sad that I've never had a gf. That is the entire reason
Anonymous United States No.214673491
NIGGERS could be here
Anonymous United States No.214673507
What should I wank to?
Anonymous United States No.214673522
>>214673478
Uh ok lol
Anonymous Canada No.214673524
remember the time before everyone had a cellphone camera and everything was some TikTok moment
Anonymous United States No.214673534
>>214673345
I mean I went to a ghetto middle school and highschool I legit feel good was big enough in senior year to beat up people and attack my former bully I still feel glad beating up niggas
Anonymous Canada No.214673541
>>214673453
I used to be a conservachad. But now I’m a cucked leftist faggot. I tried to get stinky communist pussy but it didn’t work. Now all I can do is hook up with democratic socialist trannies. They fuck me in the ass because my dick can’t get hard no more. I might just fucking cut it off and cook it up on the grill. Just cook it up with some nice seasoning and eat it.
Anonymous Brazil No.214673543
any amerilards here?
Anonymous United States No.214673547 >>214673584 >>214673586 >>214673608 >>214673626
Every single day there is somebody who has laid the biggest poop in the world that day.

Do you guys think you've ever broken the top 10? I think to think I have more than a few times considering I poop once or twice a week
Anonymous Brazil No.214673584 >>214673786
>>214673547
theres people out there making poops the size of your arm daily
Anonymous United States No.214673586 >>214673621
>>214673547
Probably one of those omega fatasses like 700lb man probably has to be shitting constantly
Though then again such a person's diet is so shitty the turds may not be thick logs
Anonymous Canada No.214673600
This show is really good
Anonymous Canada No.214673602
India vs China rap battle
Anonymous United States No.214673608 >>214673626
>>214673547
I hope we get to see stats like these in the post-game screen after we die
Anonymous United States No.214673621
>>214673586
Fatass junknfood doesn't give fluffy poop like vegetables do
Anonymous United States No.214673626 >>214673645 >>214673664 >>214673786
>>214673547
how much fiber do you eat?
>>214673473
not MY pedophile
>>214673608
i wanna know piss accuracy, loads ejaculated, etc
Anonymous United States No.214673645 >>214673648
>>214673626
>piss accuracy
Mine is awful
I get piss on the toilet rim 9/10 times
Anonymous United States No.214673648
>>214673645
SAD!
Anonymous Brazil No.214673655 >>214673678
reckon if i get a job i'll just stop coming here and gaming entirely
Anonymous Canada No.214673658
Anonymous United States No.214673664
>>214673626
What gives you the gall to reply to more than one post at a time
Anonymous United States No.214673678 >>214673695
>>214673655
If you get a job, then you'll be so drained that off work all you'll want to do is scroll here
Anonymous United States No.214673687
wonder if i should get a UPS warehouse job
wont pay as good as SWE but cant be more boring
and i prob get in good shape
Anonymous United States No.214673693 >>214673726
>>214673478
don't know what you're looking for, but if it's sympathy or pity, you won't find it here or anywhere
only ridicule and disgust
Anonymous Canada No.214673694 >>214673736
there are way more organs in the human body than most people even realize. did you know you have something called a GALLBLADDER?
Anonymous Brazil No.214673695
>>214673678
more like just watching youtube videos before sleep, i was here a lot less when i was an intern
Anonymous United States No.214673698
drinking milk
Anonymous United States No.214673721
Top 10 International Jews?
Anonymous United States No.214673726 >>214673758 >>214673766
>>214673693
I don't know what I'm looking for either
It's an entirely irrational decision
I guess I'm just looking to self destruct since I hate myself and I hate the shitty body I was born in
Anonymous United States No.214673736 >>214673740 >>214673805
>>214673694
Why don't we remove the inefficient organs? just streamline tue entire organism
If I was a doc I'd shorten the large intestine dowm to a more compact size so my patients can digest faster
I'd get rid of one kidney too
Its inefficient design
Anonymous United States No.214673740 >>214673805
>>214673736
this ends in becoming a worm
Anonymous United States No.214673758 >>214673785
>>214673726
>hate the shitty body I was born in
You could always take hormones and castrate yourself?
Anonymous United States No.214673766 >>214673785
>>214673726
you're still going to be alive afterwards, just with a disfigured body
Anonymous United States No.214673772 >>214673782
I wish I was an attractive girl, bros. Not in a tranny way, but because life would become tutorial difficulty.
Anonymous United States No.214673782 >>214673807
>>214673772
That’s how it starts
Anonymous United States No.214673785 >>214673816 >>214673823 >>214673850
>>214673758
No, I hate my body because I'm 5'7. This is not tall enough for a man, and automatically excludes me from 80% of women. This plus a timid personality and mediocre face means that I'm doomed
>>214673766
I'm literally going insane, I have no avenue of directing this insanity besides hurting myself. I've just been hitting myself but it's not enough
Anonymous United States No.214673786 >>214673818
>>214673584
Yeah, me.
>>214673626
>how much fiber do you eat?
idk probably not a ton but I do eat at least 8 grams of fiber via gummies every day
Anonymous Canada No.214673805 >>214673842
>>214673736
>>214673740
what if we combined organs and created a super organism, we could sew them together to create a giant human centipede
Anonymous United States No.214673807
>>214673782
No, becoming a tranny would just be increasing the difficulty. You become an abomination.
Anonymous United States No.214673816 >>214673840 >>214673851
>>214673785
cutting is for fags dude
you'd regret it for the rest of your life
the trad and masculine form of self-harm, if any, is self-flagellation
Anonymous United States No.214673818
>>214673786
>8 grams of fiber via gummies every day
damn thats a lot
Anonymous United States No.214673823 >>214673840
>>214673785
Hows about you hold your poop in, try for a daily top 1000, work up from there
Anonymous Canada No.214673824 >>214673835
Lying in bed farting rn
Anonymous United States No.214673835
>>214673824
The end of jean shorts is the worst thing that happened over my lifetime
Anonymous United States No.214673840 >>214673854 >>214673858
>>214673816
>you'd regret it for the rest of your life
The rest of my life is going to be a spiraling descent into madness and extreme depression if I never find a wife.
Doing something permanently damaging now is effective and what I think I should do
>>214673823
Pretty sure the top 1000 are all those people who need the poop surgically removed since it's too backed up
Anonymous United States No.214673842 >>214673887
>>214673805
Scientists spend their time studying gay crap like "The rhibosomal function of cytokinesis in zooplankton"
Or other made up crap like that
If I were a scientist I would clone my penis and then graft it onto some organism and just try interesting stuff like that
Scientists these days are too timid
Anonymous United States No.214673850
>>214673785
I'm 5'7 too and so are many people
quit being a bitch and own it
There is nothing you can do about it
Anonymous United States No.214673851 >>214673876
>>214673816
>the trad and masculine form of self-harm, if any, is self-flagellation
The trad form of self harm is being a workaholic, an alcoholic, or a glutton
Or all of the above
Anonymous United States No.214673854
>>214673840
dont go deep enough to cut muscle
also just dont cut yourself, the costs arent worth it
go have a whiskey and a cigar
Anonymous United States No.214673858
>>214673840
>Doing something permanently damaging now
well then, why hide it? why disfigure your legs?
if you must, and there's no dissuading you, disfigure your face, show it to the world
Anonymous United States No.214673870
Disfiguring your face is cool if you manage to make it look like you got it from a fight
You'll look like a scary badass
Anonymous United States No.214673876 >>214673915
>>214673851
that doesn't really count as self-harm since you're also getting pleasure out of it aside from the perverted enjoyment of pure pain
Anonymous Indonesia No.214673881
Anonymous Canada No.214673887
>>214673842
or graft multiple pensises together to create a Portuguese Man o Penis
Anonymous United States No.214673891 >>214673908
I am 5'0"
Anonymous Canada No.214673908 >>214673948
>>214673891
will you be taking your own life?
Anonymous United States No.214673910 >>214673921 >>214673997 >>214674116
>randomly got the urge to look at an old high school yearbook
>look up some on facebook
>most have kids, married, or have died
Why did my brain make me do that?
Anonymous United States No.214673915
>>214673876
Workaholicism and maybe over exercising if it's extreme exercise, could count
>you're also getting pleasure out of it aside from the perverted enjoyment of pure pain
Would anyone do anything if they didn't get pleasure out of it in some form?
Anonymous United States No.214673921 >>214673951
>>214673910
how old are you?
Anonymous United States No.214673948 >>214673959 >>214673979
>>214673908
Perhaps
But I have a house and a good woman
Anonymous United States No.214673951 >>214673964
>>214673921
34
Anonymous Canada No.214673959 >>214674002
>>214673948
you are an inspiration to manlets everywhere, god bless.

t. 5'10" manlet who knows the struggle
Anonymous United States No.214673964 >>214673983
>>214673951
khhv?
Anonymous United States No.214673968 >>214673985
curse my enemies forever
Anonymous United States No.214673979 >>214674002
>>214673948
are you asian?
Anonymous United States No.214673983 >>214674137
>>214673964
Not telling you that. Just saying my brain wanted me to look at that for some reason
Anonymous United States No.214673985 >>214674003 >>214674061
>>214673968
we see here a classic example of impotent seething
Anonymous United States No.214673986
I'm a workaholic. Idk what even drives me but it's like I want to work so hard I can just forget about myself completely for a moment
Anonymous Canada No.214673989
hello
Anonymous Brazil No.214673993
no one is even on facebook anymore, that shit is dead so i can't stalk anyone
Anonymous United States No.214673997 >>214675508
>>214673910
>try to contact high school friends
>no response
ok my bad for trying
Anonymous United States No.214674002 >>214674158
>>214673959
Thank you, you too.
>>214673979
Half
Anonymous United States No.214674003 >>214674015
>>214673985
no seething. they'll get theirs in the end. that alone brings me peace
Anonymous Brazil No.214674012
this girl i went to school with now lives texas, bet a lot of them aren't in brazil anymore since i went to a private rich school
Anonymous United States No.214674015 >>214674029
>>214674003
aaaaand there's the cope
Anonymous United States No.214674026
I haven't contacted anyone I knew in high school or college. Just never knew anyone close enough, and don't have a reason to contact
Anonymous United States No.214674029
>>214674015
no cope. it's assured
Anonymous Canada No.214674049 >>214674061 >>214674065
just heard a bump outside my back door
Anonymous Canada No.214674053
It’s crazy how you can just take a few hits of that green shit and it’s woohoo funny inside your head :)
Anonymous United States No.214674061
>>214673985
if you're looking for new vocabulary i feel like "feckless" is a great word

>>214674049
fuck! the babadook...
Anonymous United States No.214674065 >>214674103
>>214674049
I desire the AP53 HK53 clone
Anonymous Canada No.214674091
An anime character said "Women in real life are simply no good"
Anonymous Canada No.214674103 >>214674126
>>214674065
I desire one as well. And a 553.
Anonymous United States No.214674116 >>214674128
>>214673910
honestly I don't think a single person I went to high school with is happily married and we're all in our late 20s now, the absolute worst was a guy I was semi friends with who married some girl who fucked so many guys it made doujin creators seem tame and now he owes child support for life
Anonymous United States No.214674126 >>214674180
>>214674103
I desire a motherfucking G36, closest is the G62
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nD0jqykbuZU
Anonymous United States No.214674128
>>214674116
women are such a gamble
Anonymous Canada No.214674133 >>214674145
Where does the expansion fetish come from? That’s a weird one.
Anonymous United States No.214674137
>>214673983
okay you're not a wizard. just a failed normie
Anonymous United States No.214674145
>>214674133
uh well erm, footfags probably?
Anonymous United States No.214674158 >>214674173
>>214674002
i remember you
Anonymous United States No.214674173
>>214674158
I don't remember me
Anonymous Canada No.214674180 >>214674250
>>214674126
Standard HK SOP is to not let civilians own the really good stuff. Best we ever got in Canada was an SL8 + $3000 conversion kit, all of which is now banned :(
Anonymous Canada No.214674210 >>214674233 >>214674254
I can hear coyotes fuckin SCREAMING outside good lawd
Anonymous United States No.214674230
sailing from life to death
Anonymous United States No.214674233
>>214674210
Lawdy lawdy its anudda shoah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Anonymous United States No.214674250
>>214674180
God I love the thumbhole stock version ngl but even those are unobtainium now
Anonymous United States No.214674254
>>214674210
I'd fuck 'em up. They flee in fear in my presence
Anonymous Canada No.214674268 >>214674286 >>214674293
Can you imagine being almost 30 years old and still confused about your sexuality. That would be bad or embarrassing or something.
Anonymous Brazil No.214674273 >>214674280
all i need is a 9
Anonymous United States No.214674280
>>214674273
jesus that's a bit young don't you think
Anonymous Brazil No.214674286
>>214674268
that shit dont matter, what matters is stacking paper which i am not
Anonymous Canada No.214674293
>>214674268
no one is confused by 30, they're just gay and trying to deny it. they know full well they're a cocksucker.
Anonymous Canada No.214674295
Jotaro Kujoh
Anonymous Canada No.214674302 >>214674332 >>214674343
Damn Melfi is so fucking hot. Makes my dick hard like no other woman in the Sopranos.
Anonymous United States No.214674312 >>214674385
early faggot alert
Anonymous United States No.214674332
>>214674302
Milfi
Anonymous Canada No.214674343
>>214674302
she got r a p e d
Anonymous United States No.214674385 >>214674397 >>214674403 >>214674417
>>214674312
rabbit gif alarm
Anonymous Canada No.214674397
>>214674385
Did he die?
Anonymous Canada No.214674403
>>214674385
That slow motion jump was beautiful
Anonymous Canada No.214674417 >>214674433
>>214674385
can't believe people eat these lil guys
Anonymous United States No.214674433
>>214674417
you have a hard time believing animals eat other animals?
Anonymous Brazil No.214674437 >>214674466
you reckon cybersecurity, data analysis or dev job
Anonymous United States No.214674448 >>214674472 >>214674477
new
>>214674436
>>214674436
>>214674436
new
Anonymous United States No.214674449 >>214674472
>>214674301
>>214674301
>>214674301
Anonymous United States No.214674464
>heheh i called people animals because that's what we are, too edgy for you? too bad
Anonymous United States No.214674466
>>214674437
McD line cook, I reckon
Anonymous United States No.214674472
>>214674449
>>214674448
>at the same second
damn
Anonymous United States No.214674477 >>214674497
>>214674448
Early faggot alert 309 not 310
Anonymous United States No.214674497
>>214674477
sorry. use any one
Anonymous United States No.214675508
>>214673997
>contact
Looking up to see if they’re alive is contacting?