Hypothetically speaking: If some aliens abducting you and took you to another galaxy and told you to push a red button to vaporize a planet with one of the oldest civilizations ever and they would bring you back home but if you didn't they would throw you into a portal to another dimension where you are tortured until the universe suffers heat death what would you do

Every single day there is somebody who has laid the biggest poop in the world that day.

Do you guys think you've ever broken the top 10? I think to think I have more than a few times considering I poop once or twice a week