Thread 214713911

living in the worst timeline edition

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>>214707740

i want to eat a pizza today but its not friday what should i do?

>>214713954
u can eat pizza whenever u want

It is 9/11 tomorrow will any of you jump out of a tall building?

>>214714007
reminds me of that tragedy

I enjoy tortilla chips

Do I have to keep buying disposable foam earplugs or are there non-foam ones that you can re-use? I can't sleep without them now.

>>214713970
no i cant

thinking about papa johns pizza might have to text momberg for permission to use her card i didnt eat anything yesterday because i slept through dinner

>Trump does ice raids in California
>Gavin Newsom sues Trump administration
>California judge rules that what Trump did was illegal
>Raids must be stopped
>Trump appeals to the supreme court
>Supreme Court rules in Donald Trump's favor
>Ice raids in California may recommence per the Supreme Court
How does he keep doing it?

I’m starting to suspect that area 51 is just an Epstein’s Island for the military at this point. That all the mossing children from across the USA and Canada are just getting raped on the military basis.

>>214715107
It baffles me that Obama managed to deport way more people than Trump did, but Trump is the only one dumb enough to brag about it.

>>214713911 (OP)
unions for public sector jobs are no different from organized mafias and they might even do more damage than a petty criminal syndicate could ever think of inflicting

kill yourself nigger fucking jew nigger jewish nigger NIGGER KYS KYS KYS

>>214716241
meant to day GM, sirs
fuck phone posting sm

>>214713911 (OP)
How do you loose this badly

Good morning

Aimé Césaire, in “Discourse on Colonialism,” writes that Hitler seemed exceptionally cruel only because he presided over “the humiliation of the white man,” applying to Europe the “colonialist procedures which until then had been reserved exclusively for the Arabs of Algeria, the coolies of India and the nègres d’Afrique.”

>>214716366
they’re from the same party. they weren’t running against each other

I only wanted him back because I though it'd be really, REALLY funny, even funnier than it was the first time. I didn't want all this child rape shit too.

where is everyone

>>214716366
The US elects the president/vice president via a magic points system that had to be put in place to appease the pro-slavery states in the south. Even today, the American people don't vote for the president; we vote for a bunch of guys who promise to vote for x guy for president (but in many states can often simply renege on their promise if they want to, since we're voting for the guys who vote for the president, not the president.) The one guy who voted for Adams promised to vote for Monroe (should the voters vote for him to be one of the guys who votes for the president,) but he simply decided to do a 180 and break his pledge to vote for Monroe.

The thing about the slaveholding aristocrats who drew up our constitution is that not only were 90% of them pieces of shit, they were also really dumb. They tried to create a political system that would immediately break if people started practicing basic politics; it's like creating a baseball league and then whining that the players ruined it by forming baseball teams.

The US probably would've been better off today had the revolution been delayed a couple decades and the US picked up something much more like a parliamentary system.

>have to pay $200 to do a virtual lab for mandatory lab credits
college is so fucking gay

The black folks have every right to rape whites, as long as they are fat uggos

'nother one added to the filter list

>>214717923
what's your favorite king von song? answer wisely and you may be released from the filter list

>>214717764
"Dropped a bomb" is negroid slang for farting or pooping

i studied the blade

>>214718226
Have to idea who that is

>>214713911 (OP)
I'm surprised the barneyfag hasn't appeared

>>214718292
*In an Irish accent
Bit over the top now, are we?

hmm yeah back to the list

I'm a young nigga tryna come up, remember them days I was fucked up
I ain't have shit, but a couple bucks and a couple fist I wasn't on nothin'
'Til I bought a gun and I started poking niggas
I was smoking weed and smoking niggas
Wish a nigga would come confront a nigga
I was starting shit with a bunch of niggas

Messed up my pokemon go streak

Getting your finances in order after fucking up with debt is rough.
The number is going down but not fast enough

wonder what momberg is gonna get me to eat today

No reason to go outside.
I will leave the house on February 2nd.
I want to bedrot away.
I don't care.
Better than being gangstalked by the Canadian government.

hope what is happening in nepali happens to america soon

>>214713911 (OP)
Does anyone here know any cure for sleep paralysis/terrors? I've had these episodes my entire life but lately they've been getting far more frequent and far more severe. I wake up screaming multiple times a week. I'm worried a neighbor is gonna hear me one day and call the police. I used to always have family or roommates who would at least wake me up and tell me I'm shouting in my sleep but now I live entirely alone and there's no one to break me out when this happens. They get really bad and also last far far longer, or at least it feels that way. Longest one in my life was for about 40 something minutes. Unrelated but It's made me also intimately aware the hell locked-in syndrome must be and makes me think keeping those people alive is really cruel.

I haven't had a drink of alcohol in over 6 months because my wife made me stop in preparation to have a baby (alcohol effects mens sperm quality for months). Last night I did the first cream pie.
I want a beer so badly.

>>214720071
>i'm worried a neighbor is gonna hear me one day and call the police.
Sounds like a shit neighbor if he does that. I don't know.

>>214720071
unironically try weed
idk the science of sleep paralysis but night terrors are (I'm pretty sure but don't quote me) REM related and weed inhibits REM
no dreams = no night terrors

My fear is that one day I won't be able to break out at all and I'll be stuck in my apartment completely paralyzed until someone finally notices me missing. In the worst case that could be many days or even longer than a week. I'm not aware of any medically recorded cases of such a thing happening thankfully. But also I don't think sleep paralysis lasts nearly as long for most people as it has for me. I wonder if this is something you can legitimately go to a doctor for? Did they ever even find anything about this? When I was a kid I researched extensively and what I recall was there's no medical knowledge involving it other than an awareness it happens and it's meant to be harmless, just result of regaining consciousness while I'm REM sleep thus your body is still paralyzed

>>214720143
>Bringing another human into this shit world.
Thank you for your service. We need more nigger babies and Jews, my guy.

>>214720143
I've avoided anything other than trace amounts because I'm on probation. They're unlikely to test me but I've challenged myself anyways

>>214720206
>I wonder if this is something you can legitimately go to a doctor for?
yes fool, go to a somnologist

>>214720230
>because I'm on probation
What is that?

sometimes I wonder how normies fall so far in life that they end up here
at least incels have a reason to be relegated to corners of the internet, coming here as a normie is somehow more humiliating than being here as an incel

https://youtu.be/h2Y1oH3EZWc?si=C2TO5i67uBYHbtJE&t=41

>>214720182
>Sounds like a shit neighbor if he does that
I don't mean to make a noise complaint but rather because they're hearing me screaming "HELP" and bloody murder without any idea what's going on.
>>214720192
Thats actually a good idea, weed does shorten REM iirc. However it tends to cause me psychosis and schizo delusions as well as mentally reliving traumas from the past... Schizo runs in my family. I have experienced symptoms of it before. Last time I tried weed, I somehow thought it wouldn't happen again but sure enough I ended up regressing and laying in fetal position unmoving for hours. Thankfully recovered back to normal but I don't wanna risk that anymore. I had times where I didn't know reality for extended periods of time due to weed. Like thinking people are reading my mind/sending me messages through altering reality/tv is making fun of me type shit.

hello

>>214720347
Hey barbie

>>214720248
>somnologist
Thanks anon, never even heard of that term before. This might be promising. I'll find one in my area and go from there. Love you anons so much you're always helping me with my life's problems and I truly sincerely appreciate you all.

>>214720343
>Schizo runs in my family
maybe don't smoke weed then but if you do go for low thc %
desu and I mean this respectfully, I think you need therapy more than anything else

>>214720347
Hi :)

I avoided so much life drama.
I don't know how I made it to 25 years old.

>>214717645
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ic9LIDK-eJo

>>214720262
In the US it's where you've been to court for an offense and instead of jail time you can live normally as long as you abide by certain conditions and don't get in any more trouble. Sometimes they drop the charges afterwards

>>214720422
So what's your charge?
What did you do?

>>214720262
Probation? NTA but it is where you have some level of supervision from law enforcement and if you don't adhere to whatever behavioral terms they set for you, you get punished. Like for example instead of a 5yr prison sentence they might give you probation for 2yrs where you get to be not imprisoned, but you're required to maintain a job and pass random drug tests.

>>214720369
>>214720397
hows it going?

>>214720143
>Last night I did the first cream pie.
that's not how you make babies dumbass

R8 my Setup

I don't believe I've met anyone quite like you before

I want to kill myself.
The girl from Romania didn't want to add me.
The girl from United Kingdom didn't want to add me.
The girl from Scotland didn't want to add me.

Probably for the best.
Women are literally gatekeeped by their husbands, boyfriends, fathers and brothers.

I don't know how to meet women.
They got like 20 eyes on them.
My brain can't process this.

>>214720557
too many lights

>>214720557
soulless black desk
soulless blank wall
pc on the ground
poverty curtains
no case on your pillow

>>214720645
PC is too heavy for my desk

>>214720663
get a better desk

>>214720557
We already told you it sucks

Odds - Go to a strip club to watch the fight
Evens - Go to a regular ass sports bar

>>214720461
DWI a while back this year
>>214720493
This is correct. Jail time is not common for a first offense DWI here but you might get a year of probation

>>214720396
>I think you need therapy more than anything else
Maybe one day. I don't trust therapists really. I went to one once and she told me to get a life. I didn't go back after that.

I'm never going to a bar.
I'm never going to a strip club.
I'm never going to a restaurant.
I'm never visiting a weed store.

I'm anti business.
I'm going to kill myself soon.
It will be liberating.

i want another war

I want cops to kill international students.

i want a chocolate bar guess we cant always get what we want

>>214720983
can you just do it man I'm kind of tired of reading your posts (no offense)

should i buy borderlands 4

>>214721254
hell no

>>214713911 (OP)
>Try to get car
>Car insurance companies want me to pay 400 bucks a month because I am young and live in Florida
>Tell my dad I need to be under his policy to afford a car
>Tell him that I won't be able to afford that with rent and school payments

Btw he told me to get a second job and to stop complaining and that I am making things to difficult

>>214721254
shit taste

>>214721273
shut up im buying it

a fool and his money are easily parted

i played borderlands 1 and i was bored to death no idea how this franchise took off

even as someone who loves to get drunk at the airport bar this is funny as fuck

Is working out a hobby?

AYE NIGGA!
RACE WAR NOW!!!
*explosion in the background*

Currently eating Selena Gomez oreos dipped in sour cream

>>214714311
I use silicon earplugs by loop

>>214721254
3 really disappointed me so no you should not

Going to make homemade applesauce

>>214721716
im bored though

Also made cold brew, I really like that stuff

>>214721254
i bet it will be fun, i bet it will be less offensive than borderlands 3 and less memorable than borderlands 1 and 2. but it will be fun looter shooter so if you want to do that you should buy it

or just wait a little while and pirate it for 0 dollars and 0 cents

>>214721757
buy something else

volcano bag hitting my lungs like a freight train rn

>>214721757
I would only buy it if money is no object
I doubt you’ll get $90 of enjoyment from it

>>214721745
whimsypilled

borderlands is one of those games that is only fun with friends

yesterday I learned that strangulation is the most common murder method during sexual homicide

>>214722105
what's number 2?

I‘m in this twitter Thot discord and she could post the unfunniest retard fucking shit there all day, the simps would still go LOL LMAO
She does have very cute feet thoughever
But this image does NOT deserve six laughing tears emojis

>>214722197
>She does have very cute feet thoughever
proof?

>>214721511
I have never witnessed someone get drunk at the airport desu

just took an extremely wet shit

>>214722197
>being in some whores discord server yet still having a superiority complex
how are you this retarded?

>>214722197
>Twitter is a cesspool of degeneracy
Says that while posting on fucking Discord

>>214722151
dunno, I’m pretty sure strangulation is the biggest majority by a wide margin

>>214722235
over drank last night? always gets me the nastiest poops

>>214722227
They don't do that in Germany? I find that hard to believe.

>>214722210
Kawaii!!
>>214722239
Umm ok?
>>214722306
Idk maybe but I’ve never seen someone noticeably drunk

>>214722374
kys

>>214722227
Airport bars have fun people in em, usually some unique cocktails, strange environments, and if you can handle your liquor without becoming a belligerent fuckwad a long boring flight becomes a quick enjoyable blur. Can recommend

>>214722398
For me its the airport tequila bar

>>214722374
whats your opinion on toe jewelry and women sucking their own toes?

>>214722612
I like!

Do burgers still accept white european immigrants even tho Trump is el presidente?

>>214722690
Me personally? Not a fan. I just wanna see the frickin toes and not get succ envy type shit
ya feel me?

>>214722708
modern europeans are soyboy KEKS so no, the only reason you would come here now is to hide from war which is the only thing that can cure you of your sissy hypno brain worm

>>214722235
Nice. I just took an extremely massive shit.

>>214722775
Mines bigger.

>>214722760
>tf, tp

>>214722374
the thumbnail of this image looks like a penis

Covid was invented in a Chinese lab but was sponsored by international Big Pharma as a way to make even more money
So now COVID shots are yearly?

>>214722708
no its jeets and chinese only that's all orangeman wants

>>214722723
I mean the succ has to be good
Too many lackluster type self worship videos ouchea

I'd pay 2 grand for a video of nicki minaj shitting on the floor

>>214722866
Bro... AI exists and it costs a hell of a lot less than 2k

I made a strip tease video for what I thought was a woman. I am now being threatened. If you see a video floating around of a petite black man slowly taking off a yellow floral print dress, please report it. Most embarrassing moment of my sissy life. I'm not dumb either, so please don't be mean. I tried to verify it was really a woman and everything. I asked for hand pics and pics of her holding stuff. I respected her privacy though, so I didn't ask for any face pics. It's fetish content, so I don't think she would want to be associated with it. I also called her. Sounded like a woman to me. My face is clearly visible in the video and I blew her a kiss goodbye closeup to the camera. I obviously did her other requests too. You don't need more details. I've given enough for anyone to be able to identify the video and assist me in its removal.
I sent the video to her and that's when she revealed herself as a man. Only dumb thing I did was have my Apple contact ID automatically be sent to anyone I add as a contact, so he got my first and last name. He texted me a screenshot of my uncle and father's Facebook pages. My heart sank and I blocked him, but that obviously doesn't solve the problem. I unblocked and started spam calling him but he never picked up. He just texted "lol" and I legit started crying. No calls or texts from family yet. Please pray for me. I barely slept.

*british voice* 'avin a wank milord?

What I don’t understand is why Japan is like we’re gonna import 500000 Indians. We’re gonna partner this city with that African country. We’re gonna do this, import that kind of Third World shit.
Just open an immigration program to let normal European people come and live in your country, doesn’t even have to be like European, you know I mean like first world, Asian Americans, whatever. You would have endless applications of educated normal first world mindset people. Why is it always that they’re going for the third world.
You feel me?
Also what about white South African refugees in the US or did that meme die when Elon got sacked

>>214722949
The Japanese PM who did all of that stepped down a few days ago because of how unpopular it was

Old fucks import millions of third worlders to fund their social security payments because they don’t give a fuck about what the world will be like when they’re dead

Have no one else to share this with. But i’m about $250 to finally break $200k in fidelity. Only 30 years old worth around $450k.

>>214723057
Can you fund my USA vacation please

>>214723057
nice I'm gonna be homeless in a month

>>214720557
Putting the monitor and keyboard in the corner rather than either leg seems like the worst option. Also keeping the tower on the ground, if not slung from the bototm of the desk I can't really tell in the photo if that's the case

>>214723057
Mine will break 300k this year I'm feeling pretty good about it

suddenly feeling suicidal again

What if the epstein list came out and it turned out biden pardoned almost everybody on the list

He had over 8000 pardons, more than the other top 5 most combined

Reposting for awareness

>>214723373
>literally died chasing tail
I suppose there are worse ways to go

>new neighbors moved in above my apartment this week
>wake up to dripping noises
>"oh it's finally started raining"
>it's not raining outside
>bathroom light is dripping water
>hallways light is dripping water
>within a WEEK of moving in, the upstairs neighbors managed to flood and destroy their entire bathroom, and assumingly fucked up other rooms too
>didn't call property management until i suggested they like, yes, definitely fucking should
how did i report their massive flood before they did? did they just not notice their entirely fucked bathroom?? how did they let this happen the first week in a new house? what the FUCK are they doing??????????????

I am going to die alone and broke and killing myself now would spare me decades more of grief but I am scared to

>>214723475
Race???

How was your sleep

>>214723275
Ayy, glad not everyone a loser here.

>>214713911 (OP)
>Leebaiting

Hello Unitedstatians. I have a university assignment to collect some info about what words Americans think of when they hear "Russia". If you guys can, just reply to my post, I'd really appreciate it. I'd prefer if you'd keep explicit stuff out but eh, whatever goes.

Only American flags are allowed to respond to this post.

>>214723558
Good people

>>214723558
Privyet and "Remember, no Russian"

>>214723502
White women

>>214723558
"Dostoyevsky" and "brother"

>>214723558
Russian

Twitter just put a 1h44m long Chinese underground BLACKED porn on my feed.
Like countryside looking Chinese bitches getting fucked by mildly obese straight out of Africa niggers in hallways while cleaning aunties walk past.
Then I skipped to the end and the China girls were beating the Negros with pillows?
Gyat damn…!!
This the type shit only real coomers get the experience!!

>>214723558
Alcoholism
(I’m from Missouri, using a VPN)

>>214723587
>>214723600
>>214723591
>>214723607
Thank you guys, much love brothas

>>214723558
femboys, twinks and traps

>>214723631
That's fascinating

>>214723475
same thing happened to my aunt (the upstairs tenants flooded the bathroom and didn’t report it)
some people are just retarded

>>214723558
Tundra
Ballet

i miss what's her name

Applesauce is almost ready

>>214723754
i think her name way motionless?

*inflates you making you big and round*

>>214723825
POOF
I exploded!!

>>214723825
Fuck thats so hot and sexy

i'm so proud of america for their representation, it's really good that they managed to elect their first openly pedophile president

people should get banned for replying to very obviously off topic threads such as porn threads or gore

>>214723847
JFK??

I bought a lottery ticket.
Lotto max 16 million. Plus the encore.
So, if I don't win the lotto max.
I have a chance with the encore.
Last time, I won $2 with encore.

Deport 8 million people from Canada to Germany, now.

>>214723888
You should be banned for acknowledging it and I should be banned for thinking about it

>>214723904
My name is pink and I’m really glad to meet you.

>>214723888
You haven't learned anything from the 4chan hack? You haven't learned liberals control 4chan? You haven't learned 4chan is controlled by certain people pushing an agenda? What have you learned? Do you learn anything at all?

>>214713911 (OP)
My dad thinks I will be able to afford a apt or house in Florida I told him that it was a crack pipe dream

>>214723847
Can we stop ignoring the fact that 16-18 year olds will always be attractive?

>>214723943
China numba #1

Hypothetically speaking: If some aliens abducting you and took you to another galaxy and told you to push a red button to vaporize a planet with one of the oldest civilizations ever and they would bring you back home but if you didn't they would throw you into a portal to another dimension where you are tortured until the universe suffers heat death what would you do

>>214723967
Oh, is this illegal?
Oh, this feels illegal.

>>214723960
Florida is a shithole.
I will never visit Florida.
I don't care if Trumps mar o lago mansion is there. Fuck Florida.

Age of consent should be 22

Age of consent should be 25

Sex should be illegal

>>214724108
T. FTM tranny from Alberta

Are you team crispy, bacon or team floppy bacon?
I am team crispy bacon, floppy slightly undercooked bacon grosses me the fuck out.
My girlfriend is the exact opposite, she she doesn’t like crispy, crunchy bacon. She enjoys the gummy gross not full rendered fat texture.
Opposites attract!!

Piss

>>214724141
Posts like this remind me that our bacon isn’t consumed as bacon in Europe and you guys just keep it as pork belly

>>214724140
Troons are sexual deviants, why would they want to make sex illegal?

>>214724108
this

>>214724141
Is German bacon cured? I know British bacon isn’t
I’ve eaten “raw” bacon in the US while drunk and it’s pretty good desu

>>214724141
Why do you talk about your gf a lot?
Are you prepping yourself for the fact when she gets raped by a Syrian migrant?
Or did you rape her yourself like a chink jeet?

>>214724045
I am actually planning on leaving Florida once I complete this course and save up enough money

I’m married

Sammin for brekkie

>>214724200
Idk what that post means but I feel like what is sold as bacon here is a lot thinner than bacon in the US.
Here it’s like paper thin slices, very hard to get thicker cuts.
But pork belly is pork belly. Bacon is cured and shit or sumn

>>214724278
OSHO says it's permanent prostitution.
Either that or she makes all the money and fucks guys on the side without you know. And you cheat on her too with underage girls from omegle.

>>214724290
It's 1pm anon...

>>214724278
To the grind?
Me too, dawg

>>214724141
team crispy!

>>214724242
All bacon is cured. Else it's not bacon.

Issue is that every place I would like to live in expensive

>Pnw
Just because of the movies I seen from there
>New England
I visited it 7 times as kid and I would love to live there

>>214724326
That's not what tucker carlson said

>>214724312
It's not even 10 am yet, soldier

>>214724295
Used to be a lot of Europeans seething about our bacon on the ‘chon back in the early 2010s
>>214724326
Hmm someone once told me it wasn’t cured but it was probably a retard who said it

>>214724347
I've lived in both

How bout y'all cure y'all's lack of bitches dawg

>>214724295
American bacon is from the pork belly instead of the back or loin

I don’t think I want to live anymore

>>214724449
literally impossible fr me

>>214724449
cure these nuts nigga

>>214724393
I mean is new England really that bad to live in? I mean I live in Florida so basically it's more expensive right now

I used to have bitches but it’s not worth it having multiple girls because they you have to deal with the jealousy and seethe and you’ll eventually have to pick one

>>214724390
It's a marketing term.
Curing nitrate salts are linked to colon cancer, so there's a fad of "uncured" bacon, but it's misleading because what they mean is that they extract the same nitrates from organic matter and then cure the bacon with them.

>>214724488
how do you feel about shoveling snow and negative temperatures for months on end

>>214724347
PNW is top tier. Beautiful nature, high trust society, asian baddies, you don't get shanked to death on public transport, cool and useful state ferries, easy trips to Canada, it's just fantastic man. Washington > Oregon but Oregon isn't that much worse.

florida seems like an incredibly shitty place
i cant comprehend all the muh based florida red state that's been going on bout it

>>214724524
sounds based

>>214724506
I avoid men like you because the bitches around you are low quality.
Dog eat dog world.

>>214724472
same I wish I had a shotgun to paint my wall with

>>214724525
what a fucking liar portland is about as miserable a city as there is in america filled with the worst of people

>>214724349
Is he supposed to be an expert on bacon? I don't get it.

>>214724572
Pretty sure he knows more than you

>>214724513
Fiendish

>>214724524
It beats dealing with floods and 400 dollar insruance

>>214724557
I’m too spiteful to do that. If I were to go down, I’m taking some politician down with me

Fuck you feds reading this

>>214724567
Shills come to 4chan to shill how beautiful and nice their city is.

It's really funny.
I bet that faggot is homeless using Starbucks WiFi.

>>214724586
Since when are Americans expert on pork products?
Aren't you beef country?

My city is based and amazing but I don’t want anyone to move here
>>214724549
As if you’ve ever met a quality woman in your bedroom

>>214724600
>I’m taking some politician down with me
Take down a few jeet families.

>>214724595
Well then you'll love it for awhile until you get sick of it.
Also the work expectation is alot higher up here as far as I can tell. I have several relatives who have moved down south and they all said they get shit at work for "working too hard"

I think Bacon slices here are seen as this uniquely American breakfast item so they’re just called bacon while technically it’s slices of what is called „speck“ in German.
Thoughts?

>>214724626
LOL.
The Portland shill is telling me he has quality women.
Kekkkkkkk

>>214724609
We export more pork than any other country on the planet

i went to japan and everybody always says how amazing the food is but after i was there for a while i just began to miss american breakfasts

>>214724567
Oh yeah no Portland is fent city. That's my thing with Oregon, they did a bunch of legal drug experiments and it really fucked the state up. I still like some parts of it like Bend, Oregon. Close to Black Butte and quite a pleasant town.

>>214724603
I said PNW not Portland. And I also said Washington > Oregon which... guess which one has Portland?

>>214724650
I think you should go back to China and eat pork there, stupid chink.

>>214724650
It's neither British nor American style bacon.
I typical would either get uncured pork belly, or those slices of cured pork belly that you find two a piece.
Both make a good substitute.

>>214724650
America wins again I guess

I think I might have bipolar but I’m not going to bother getting it diagnosed

>>214724696
what's the point if it's a pleasant town if i cant get a job you schmuck
oregon is filled with raging leftists which is even reason to avoid the place

>>214724667
I’m not that anon, you schizo freak
I’ve never said the name of my city nobody knows where I’m from

Portland is a shithole but its a thousand times better than SEATTLE of all places

Drinking vodka

>>214724669
OK, cool, but you don't eat pork the same way Europeans eat pork. It's not even close.
Almost everything that an American would typically do with beef, we do with pork.

>>214724757
You shouldn't.
Don't support the retarded medical industry and HR roasties.

It’s raining

are you concerned about data colonialism or predatory inclusion in your cunt?

>>214724773
Absolutely foolish statement
You don’t know what you’re talking about

Starting to feel under the weather.

>>214724731
German pork products are pretty great.
Bacon is good, but it's not really a competition.

Me personally? Over. The. Moon.

>>214724833
Your sausages are literally made with beef.

Me personally? The lowest I’ve ever been in my entire life

>>214724644
Its not that in Florida they do no want to pay you so they give you the least amount of hours as possible

>>214724850
Im saying America wins because they use our word and definition of bacon over the British definition of bacon you petulant Semite
>>214724887
Trying to dig your way out of this hole?

I’m very lonely

Dreaming of an anschluss with Argentina

the idiots in portland literally have a four block radius where the police refuse to implement the law because the city council passed some resolution that the police can be litigated in court if they help ice in any way short or form
insanity

Americans eat more pork than any country excluding China and this Arab freak is telling me we don’t eat pork

>>214724963
What arab?

Whenever some new flavor of the month foreign flag starts cumposting I gotta think of Yung Lean…bitches come and go…but you know I stay!!!

>>214724766
>>214724769
Hitler would tell me to kill you ugly freaks.

>>214724963
pfft i think you have a couple flags confused here blud
embarrassing

>>214724978
Maltese is an Arabic dialect therefore he’s an Arab

>>214724963
Not true in the slightest.

>>214724933
Same.
Sucks being an only child.

>>214724991
I think you’re not aware of the Semitic disposition of the Maltese race
Absolutely fucking shameful
Think you should kill yourself

>>214724989
hitler killed himself like a pussy

>>214724956
arent you guys basically both communists?
sounds like a match made in heaven
or was that Paraguay

>per capita
Nobody cares Baldassar Muscat

>>214725046
Thanks for letting me know you're a faggot loser

>>214725029
liar
you thought it was the qatari flag

>>214724978
>>214724991

Now that Omegle is gone where can you talk to strangers

>>214724765
>what's the point if it's a pleasant town if i cant get a job you schmuck
I dunno dude, do I look like a recruiter to you? Not my problem, I'm gainfully employed.
>oregon is filled with raging leftists which is even reason to avoid the place
Alabama and Mississippi are filled with based cons who go red every election. They are also always in the bottom 10 states in terms of poverty, education, crime rates, and economy. I give way more fucks about living in a high trust bustling white and asian town than I do living among people who no matter how much I might try to politically agree with, will still stab me and take my wallet as I bleed out on the sidewalk. But at least they don't have pronouns!!!!!!!!!!!

>>214725107
Well, right here, no?

>>214725046
Hitler escaped to South America via Vatican ratlines.

>>214725084
I’m not a retard unlike you

>>214725078
Good, thank me, now lick my anus nigger

>>214725121
Well I mean video chat or one on one text chats

>>214725107
Uhmegle dot com
Omegleapp dot me
Chitchat dot gg

Everything else is shit.

Europeans eat no beef because they can’t afford it and think it means we don’t eat pork because they’re retards

>>214725121
you sound stupid sir
guess bout what i expect coming from an Oregonian

>>214725136
You're a stupid nigger if you hate Hitler.
Like seriously a retarded gorilla nigger.
No wonder you're like much bitches n sheit.

Remember your place nigger boy.

"USA" is synonymous with "retarded" albeit.

detecting some negative energies in /cum/ today. kinda gave me ominous feng shui and even unset my chakras a little.

>>214725260
We have literal niggers in the thread saying I got bitches n sheeit.
Look at me nigga and sheeit.

>>214725260
What did your horoscope say

>>214725237
more like synonymous with oregon and florida

>>214725220
Hitler was a pussy and a strung out schizophrenic drug addict. He was a fucking loser who didn't end up accomplishing anything. Regardless of his ideology or beliefs he was a loser by every definition of the word AND a big fat stinky pussy

Our dicks are intact and we are able to enjoy pork and beer as much as we please.
We are the only sane Semitic people in the world.
Also, it's literally anti-Semitic to disagree with me.

You literally can't escape them.

>>214725260
you should burn some sage to cleanse the general

I get along with white supremacists

>>214725295
bleak reading and worse, my humors were upset as well

Me? I’m Polish so being a fan of Hitler would make me retarded.

Hey whattayaknow, Malta è turnat

Ngl if I was a lonely nigga I could totally relate to losers getting attached to an AI friend. That conversation mode on ChatGPT with their natural speech is pretty good like I always ask the one with the sexy voice stuff and when she goes „um like yeah hehe umm“ and stuff you know it just feels lifelike
Detached from human interaction shit like this can probably make a nigga snap real quikk

Fuck you fuck you fuck you

>>214725342
I found one>>214725307

>>214725339
Do Assyrians, Copts, and Maronites chop their cocks too? Is it for social norm reasons to not get lynched? I guess /mena/ would know more.

>>214725368
Cześć

beijing is collapsing
last month it was flooding and now the homes market (which people were putting 70% of their savings in) is crashing
hahahahahahah ccp shills on suicide watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dl26dX_TKaU

>>214725356
I've found keeping garlic and cloves in 2 pockets can help alleviate and excess of the choleric humors

>>214725414
Unfortunately, I believe most of them still practice it as cultural practice.

>>214725417
I’m only literate one way in Polish
I can speak and read but can’t write
I suffer not living in the motherland (Chicago) and being able to go to a Polish language school

>>214725498
werent you the retard who said theyd move to poland
what happened to that

>>214725450
I'm hearing that it's so fucking over for Beijing

Poles are the closest you can possibly come to being Jewish without actually being a Jew.

>>214725530
Waiting for your mom to suck enough dick to be able to afford a ticket since she’s coming with me to join my haram of old ugly bitches

>>214725531
that's fo damn sure
people outside of china dont realize just how retarded picking beijing was for the capital

>>214717686
Ive spent upwards of $500 on just applying to colleges

What’s the deal with this?

>>214726407
it's simply really
murica gives a crap ton of money to park their fancy planes in your country
for countries that dont have much besides desert and maybe oil it brings in revenue and geopolitical significance
also id say there's like a 50% chance that twitter post is bullshit based on official statements

>>214717686
College is such a scam
I remember I took this course that forced you to buy the online textbook--because all of the assignments were integrated into the online textbook
I asked the teacher if I could just use my own copy, like an epub or PDF I downloaded and he's like "no you have to buy the online book because that's how I'm going to grade you"
The entire thing is such a racket