Thread 214674436

nighty night edition

old >>214671997

>>214674436 (OP)
Bam Margera has passed away from cardiac arrest at the age of 45. RIP Bam

better thread

>>214674478
he's not dead but I wish he was

ran out of stuff to post

early bird gets the worm

>>214674437
if you're just starting to learn (like going into college) dev is going to be smart. i expect a steep dropoff of AI expectations AND junior software devs. don't even bother applying for jobs right now if you are already trained, it's a nightmare market for cs juniors.

cybersec is always going to be prevalent and more stable than software dev, but i think it would bore some people out of their mind. if you are enticed by the idea, go for it

i recommend data analyst the least because it's another passion-niche job like cybersec but the upwards mobility is worse and the vulnerability to AI is much higher

>>214674478
c'mon bam I aint tryin a get my dink sucked right now

>>214674498
i wish ryan dunn didn't die

>>214674508
and what are? are you a big shot in the field?

We're in here, no earlyfaggots allowed.
>>214674301
>>214674301
>>214674301

i dont understand this world

>>214674540
i'm anonymous and i've found gainful employment for years

>>214674566
you don't have to

>>214674580
i want to

>>214674545
The other thread insists upon itself. I'll pass, but we can recycle it

>>214674592
you probably can't though
i don't think anyone can wholly

summer is over. it's cold and i am distraught. i'm vulnerable and lonely and i have no one to take advantage of me.

Melfi back in the day was such a fox. Unbelievable. They don't make MILFs like her anymore.

>>214674579
on what

>>214674626
legs

10 degrees cooler tomorrow
can't wait

>>214674603
now das true

>>214674631
compsci, some frontend, some backend, some game dev, a lot of autism projects with servers in my closet

I miss them so much

>>214674683
how to become a dev not web, why is everything web dev

Sup bros

>>214674729
MANY such cases...

>>214674708
just become a spider dev

>>214674741
Hitler declared war on the US on December 11th

Tralalero Tralala
Porco Dio e porco Allah

>>214674789
HITLER?!?!?!

U sum sorta nazi or summin...

I stopped playing league in 2011

>>214674741
good morning sir

>>214674805
they still got some good characters

>>214674805
2015, me
then i did again from 2021 to 2024
now i've quit again

I wish I could get my DOTA hours back

>>214674813
Good morning

>>214674857
i have 3000 hours in counter strike

>>214674741
Dershowitz radiates evil energy. Imagine encountering this creature at night

>>214674857
is dota even good it's just a lol clone right..?

bout to rip a fat bowl of weed
based

>>214674879
>lol clone
Are you baiting? I haven't played in 3 years you can't tilt me

>>214674864
how are you

>>214674708
>how to become a dev not web
apply for companies whose product is the proprietary software or a product running on proprietary software and not something else mediated through a website

>why is everything web dev
because there are only so many companies whose business model is making software. there are many more companies that make money selling products, food, services. and all of those companies need a website to host the hero product, take online orders, portal inpatients, and so on. these businesses are majority run by people who majored in business, marketing, human resources, other specializations, and they don't know how to maintain a website nor do they want to. even using stuff like shopify as a storefront requires paying webdevs for addons, needing a webdev to maintain the site and update it, etc etc.

>>214674774
how can i get into dev, like i already know javascript, css, html, where do i get freelance or work at all

This is Mexican cuisine

watching lucius aurelian aka restitutor orbis

>>214674945
that's american

>>214674886
u do seem a bit tilted

>>214674889
Very good. It's a nice sunny day outside and I want to go hiking but can't.

>>214674933
>where do i get freelance or work at all
fiverr?

Aurelian was a pretty cool guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfPfypYbbUc

>>214674975
its midnight albeit

I want to have the biggest sexiest muscles I want to get so jacked I want to die let’s drink beer!

>>214674994
11:10 pm

>>214674979
just went on fiverr and it's just jeets on jeets

>>214674994
no, it's 2:11AM

I wanna cum I wanna cum

>>214675023
actually it's 2:12 you chud piece of shit

>>214674933
everyone with an internet connection knows javascript, css, and html at a basic level
it's like saying you know how to do arithmetic

>>214675029
no cumming until mistress allows you to

>>214675040
>everyone with an internet connection knows javascript, css, and html at a basic level
I dont

>>214675038
no, it's 2:13AM, you nincompoop

>>214675040
i don't know how to do arithmetic anymore

>>214675057
did you ever know

Just remembered this:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Cr2hMNG-vsw

>>214674994
It's 9am where I am.

>>214675040
what you want from me then

nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan

>>214675076
miya hee miya haa

>>214675019
linkedin?

Nobody be talking about what happened at the Vatican.

>>214675090
oooo you touch my tralala
ooo my ding ding dong

>>214675061
yeah until i dropped out and didn't need it for the past 15 years

>>214675053
you could learn in 2 hours unironically

>>214675093
aint no hiring plus half the jobs are data collecting scams

>>214675040
JavaScript is like the stuff that flash games ran on
Html is like the stuff that makes web page text look the way they look
Or something

>>214674933
your skillset matches or underperforms what everyone who got tricked into a web developer bootcamp learned, minus the skills they teach about job interviews. you need more specific skills or you need to go to college and learn a compiled language

I used to think html was short for "hotmail"

i have a 4 inch penis

>>214675115
okay then build your own website?

its so hot in my room i keep waking up with a headache

>>214675128
momberg still thinks that

>>214675144
you need a fan

My balls don't hang
They're small and sit snugly under my penis

>>214675128
>hypertext markup language

Losermode:
1) Get really high
2) Have a bubblebath
2.5) While listening to old Cumtown
3) Lift weights
4) Go to bed
InThatOrder

>>214675144
nigga it's like 65 degrees right now

>>214675150
i have 2 fans its still 80 degrees in this bitch

>>214675151
are they sitting closer to your gooch or your jap's eye?

>>214675126
i did web developer bootcamp, 2 even plus the windows cloud shit plus the cybersecurity shit and i have a college degree already

The Moon looks nice tonight

>>214675151
haha this nigga failed benis inspection day fr fr

>>214675162
i wish, i fucking hate florida

>>214675159
>While listening to old Cumtown
based and gay and chinese

>>214675181
is that degree related to tech?? because a cs degree worth its salt should have you leaving knowing more than javascript

i want some dry meat in my mouth

Do you guys remember silly bandz?

>>214675193
it's nice in the winter tho

>>214675154
Crazy how Calvin is 6 years old but acts and talks like a 10 year old (besides the whole imaginary friend thing)

>>214675216
thats the only time its nice but the days are so short

i can suck my own nipples

I notice the newest generation of frat boys talk with this self consciousness about them like they're performing some exaggerated masculine image of what they expect a frat boy to look like
Used to be this archetype of a person just existed naturally

my son here is great with computers, he got the modem and router all hooked up
he's gonna be a rich tech guy someday

>>214675206
yea it's tech related though i didn't learn shit in it though, most i did was mess with arduino and have classes about boring shit like agile development, essentially know i learned nothing since i remember nothing

trying to suppress my nervous ticks like touching my face or rubbing my arm when i talk

>>214675257
Da frack is a modem unc?

>>214675257
did they use birth control?

goodnight

college is a joke honestly, ain't no one learning shit in it it's just for networking

>>214675260
i'm going to sleep but my last and most important piece of advice is to just have a lot of projects, and make sure they are out of your comfort zone. i learned multiple languages to fluency just because they were needed for a project. do it for the fun of doing it but learn a lot on the side and have something to show people when you're being considered as a candidate. helped massively when i was breaking into the industry

>>214675348
great minds when they think alike hoooooonk mimimi

bought more pokemon cards that I dont need(but looked cool)

Greta Thunberg is so fucking ugly I'm sorry

>>214674436 (OP)
Drank a dr pepper in preparation for my gaming sesh

cumberg

>>214675401
wrong

>>214675401
israelis bombed her 2day

you all are sluts for cum!

>>214675375
feel like learning a language is just bullshit, like one uses parentheses, another one you need to indent some shit, like it's all minor shit yea it matter but it don't the logic is all the same, anyone can learn any language if you know the basic shit and you'll probably forget all the minor little bullshit rules every language has the moment you stop using it

yeah im a dirty cumslut

>>214675443
chat, is this true?

>>214675467
dont post my waifu, you curr

>>214675479
go to bed

>>214675401
She is hideous. I saw her here in my city.

>>214675443
>>214675467
Yes but only gay cum. Only cum from other guys or guygirls. Or from myself all over my own face, I suppose.

>>214675492
dont tell me what to do

normies are genuinely so funny

sometimes they don't want you to be sad when you're clearly sad, sometimes they don't want you to be happy when you're just having fun (because they feel excluded for no reason)

i'd like to believe emotional intelligence are easier to learn by neurodivergent people instead of neurotypicals

>>214675439
They didn't, but I don't think things will end well for her if she lands in Gaza

the ops wont be happy if you kill youself, there is no ops, no one cares

into this house we're born
into this world we're thrown

but I dont WANT to go to work tomorrow...

>>214675557
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6ula2LIFu0

i have white fatigue

In relationships (personal or social), many people find indifference worse, because it communicates you don’t matter at all. Hate at least acknowledges your existence.

But in terms of harm: hate can actively hurt, while indifference passively allows harm (through neglect or apathy). So “worse” depends on context:

For personal dignity indifference often feels harsher.

For physical or social harm hate can be more dangerous.

i am unemployable

I have non-english fatigue

>>214675576
feel free to kys

signatures seem like a incredibly unreliable way to confirm someones identity

>>214675696
what else were they gonna do, dummy

>>214675729
nowadays i reckon a signature ain't worth a damn since they're gonna have a picture of you and that's gonna be the main way they can tell if someone is you or not

>>214675688
feel free to go extinct

we should talk more about stacking paper less about all that other shit you niggas talk about that don't matter at all

i have no skills bro i wouldnt even be able to work at a mc donald
i cant make no mother fuckin paper

I wanna CUM. Please leT ME CUM PLEASE

>>214675909
never goon
save it
and then explode

>>214675918
Are Bulgarian women hot?

>>214675918
Are Bulgarian women swarthy or are they actually white? Do they have pink pussies?

how do i cope with wasting this entire year?

>>214675936
Yes
>>214675949
Not really. It's a mix of blondes and brunettes, but I wouldn't say swarthy.
>Do they have pink pussies?
Yes.

>>214675981
There's 4 months left to not waste

alright. it's goon time.

Goodnight

Just got off night shift
Teetering on the edge of suicide

>>214676161
Gimme yo job nigga

>>214676161
That sounds rough anon. Try to take it easy tonight.

they should warn students that your social life is over when school ends

>>214676335
hey don't post my sister in /cum/!

>>214676361
your sister has a big cock

>>214674626
Discontinue the lithium

I treat /cum/ like scripture

>>214676446
I treat ur mom like /cum/

straight outta /cum/, crazy motherfucker named Jason from the gang called white boys with attitude, fuck a fucking duck motherfucker!!!!!!!!!!

>>214676014
>Do they have pink pussies?

>>214676649
what is she doing?

>>214676014
>Do they have pink pussies?
>Pink pussies?
>Pink?

>>214676691
are you ok bud?

>>214676675
She's a gaúcha, she is simulating drinking chimarrão which is a drink of the gaúcha white girl, thank you

>>214676707
no he's an insane brapzilian browntard

>>214676707
Do you know Giselle Bündchen? She is a gaúcha

>>214676735
Is that the yerba mate stuff?

>>214676383
I don't know if she'd appreciate you calling it big ok

>>214676785
Yeah, she's hot.

I just had a little barf and I’m not sure why. Maybe something I ate. Just got sudden indigestion and then puked. Crazy.

>>214676850
Brazzilian girls are hot.

>>214676897
>SOUTH Brazzilian girls are hot.

"He killed her randomly so he must obviously be mentally ill (which means you're allowed to kill people randomly)

These people must be treated with care and compassion, much more so than normal citizens (like you)"

>>214676930
Damn, they straight up like blonde European cuties.

im gonna rape you

>>214676973
This Renoir painting can be found in the art gallery in São Paulo. The two white girls depicted were later sent to the Auschwitz concentration camp, where they were killed by nazi germany, thank you

>>214676973
my cousin is white german

>>214677098
where they jewish? Why did they kill them

>>214677140
they were jewish, they were from germany

sick of this mentally ill brazilian

Doin' a bit of late-nite reading.

>>214678271
that cat looks old

>>214677098
Good thing, the Germans paid for their crimes.

(I'm being sarcastic, 99% of Germans got off scott free, including most NAZI officials, even most high ranking ones.)

>>214678294
She'll be 15 in November. She's pretty healthy for her age doe.

>>214675539
It's the second time they droned her boat. Always happens around our waters for some reason.
I guess maybe that's the furthest range of their drones.

>>214675501
She's a pure sovl and that makes her more beautiful than any thot with "perfect" genetics.

>>214678363
damn dude clean her eyes instead of getting high

god i miss brian

>>214678458
I do but she's skittish and hates me doing it. (I literally just did while typing this so there.)

I didn’t feel good earlier but now I still don’t feel good but not as bad

i want to live life as a demi-immortal in inner earth in peace away from all the government agencies and jews

listening to bjork

>you'll never pass
Pardon?

>>214678898
You don’t need /cum/‘s permission to transition, anon. You can just go for it.

>>214678960
I'm not trans.

>>214678979
Alright whatever

drinking a watermelon 5 hour energy rn, tastes like liquified watermelon jolly ranchers
today is arm day (hardcore style)

>>214679009
K

failed male moment

>>214679023
She’s cute but I don’t dig that weird inner lip piercing.

>>214679114
fair, not my cup of tea but I'll take it over lip rings desu

>>214679023
All face piercings are deal breakers.

https://youtu.be/gfUiVbpTpwQ?si=J0oHeaCWY3WJR-MU&t=13

Setting my alarm for noon.

The state is taking care of the protection,cultivation and exploitation of the forests.
The state is taking care of the physicaleducation of the nation, especially of the youth,with the aim of improving the nation's health and national,working and defensive capability.
Its treatment remains indulgent,all freedom is tolerated. Our authority is that of the people.

wake the fuck up fags its almost 8am WAKE UP!!!!!

>>214681452
It's 4am albeit. Should not have drank that coffee. Feeling seepy but still kind of wired.

it's funny how on bikes the more important handbrake is on the left hand side
im left handed so im not complaining

>>214681928
It's reversed in Europe

Making covfefe and listening to the morning news radio.

Venus and Jupiter are extremely visible in the NE sky right now. From Alberta anyway. If you’re east of me, then it might be too bright out. But check it out one of these mornings.

crazy how foreign people can understand their foreign languages it all sounds like gobbledygook to me

>>214681928
i only use the right handbrake (front)

shaved for the first time in 5 days now i shall be drinking my dr pepper soon

i hold onto a hope that somehow some day i will emerge from my truecel chrysalis and become a normal sociable likable attractive person

Coffeetime!

>>214683057
True

life does have meaning, it is of our own creation
for weaker wills incapable of meaning-creation, meaning lies in submitting their wills to a more powerful will, capable of meaning-creation

>>214683057
covfefe*

>>214683194
what’s your meaning

I have two fake front teeth

>>214683213
i don't know

>>214683223
Do they have poison capsules inside them that if you bite down on in the event of capture will kill you instantly do you don't leak your country's secrets by methods of torture?

I don't care if he's raped a billion children, the guy's making the white race great again. That's all that fucking matters.

>>214683481
can't tell for sure if you're the brazilian

i miss 2020

I have raccoon eyes.

LOL

>>214683879
oops forgot your vpn?

Jeets freeze to death in 10°C weather KEK.

>>214683879
when are we gonna start seeing them climbing on top like they do back home

>>214684059
when they slither their way into the police force

6am. Tired n wired. Groovy.

coffee bros i hope you are enjoying yourselves

>>214684177
Got up at like 4pm yesterday. 6am here now. A crack of light has lit the Eastern horizon. Missing June & July so much but it's early Hallowe'en-time so I rest easy.

Looking forward to the Palestinian pregnant Anne Frank who has been impregnated by (still Israeli) Benjamin Netanyahu fanfiction

>>214682709
?
your bike is backwards/european style?

>>214682709
>only using front brake
Good way to do a face plant :)

it's so fucking over

Currently on type shit nah mean
unclogging the shower drain type shit
feel me type shit

>>214684865
stop cumming in the shower you're breaking the pipes

supreeeeeme nothiiiiing

>>214684342
never happened in my entire life

fake blonde with brown eyes is considered wh*Te in USA

Dogberg likes broccoli

broccoliberg

>>214685084
>USA
*LATAM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APcVQnmH2rQ
Oops, I'm a stupid cop and I parked my car in a retention pond

>>214685348
Dogberg is a zoomer it seems

>>214685358
ukro that got stabbed in public transport fits the description

>>214685378
kek I think Jason lives in Columbus, I wonder if he'll tell you it's safe the way Brian thinks Chiraq is lovely

feeling sleepy been up all night

Whoops Tuesday morning and I’m drunk. I’m stoned lol. I’m a fucking BITCH. I’m a bitch eating afterbirth.

>>214685775
absolutely schizophrenic post

Currently in a meeting where it is being announced someone on my team got laid off.

>>214685904
I got canned once, not fun. Though they never announce it to the team, they just say "this person is no longer with the company".

do americans really look like this?

>>214685989
>Canadian fast food
>it's just burgers and chicken slop and fries

yes very Canadian how will these American boys ever handle it

>>214686199
benchod

I keep a stick I will not go

>>214685904
the votes are in, anon, you're out