Thread 214679374

IT'S NOT EVEN THE FUCKING AFTERNOON AND HE'S THINKING OF THE LOVELY FUCKING CANS

screaming at a poo willy

>thought Vanessa Kirby was fit in Napoleon
>see that she's bogged herself
Fucks sake

Twitter lied to me that wasn’t the real banksy graffiti

Oh wait it's the 9th

>banksy
woke slop if you ask me

>>214679446
slopsy

It was a sunday lol

rule number 1 of /brit/: don't feed the trolls
rule number dos, don't be racist (we respect all races, religions and creeds here
rule number 3 don't stare at the balls
rule number 4 the cake is a lie

miss anything?

>>214679425
grim
why are women mentally ill?

>>214679477
rule 0: either have the lovely fucking cans willingly or they will be shoved up your arse

>>214679477
Yeah you forgot Bacon

Going to pop the chicken and chips from last night into the oven shortly.
Looking forward to the onion rings cooooorrr

¿Porque no los dos?

>>214679477
Rule 5: don't be cringe and reddit. Disregard all other rules

>>214679498
pop it in your bum

scrorke

>>214679494
Francis or Roger

the judge was clearly painted to look like starmer

proposing a rule: pop a chicken and chips from last night in the oven and look forward to the onion rings coooooorr

might be losing my vcard this weekend

I am required by the Disclosure and Barring Service to inform you that I am brown

>>214679546
>painted

haven't had a gay porn wank or gay sex in a while used to love it before I got a girlfriend

if this is your first night at popping chicken and chips from last night in the oven club, you have to look forward to the onion rings coooooorr

>>214679548
is this a euphamism?

>>214679575
stenciled

any insane man in?

>>214679425
what did you think of napoleon? I loved it was prime history slop kino did exactly what it set out to do dont know why people were seething

>>214679556
getting bummed doesn't count

At least that's what Father Bruce told me

>>214679613
a woman has invited me to hers i'll have you know

another yearly gas boiler inspection passed. And now nobody but me shall enter the flat for another 365 days x

>>214679639
asl?

>>214679605
Are you dense? It was insultingly bad like im guessing it was done on purpose

Just popped the chicken and chips from last night in the oven.
No baking trays so I've had to put it in a metal pan, which means I need to go through and turn everything repeatedly

hiiiiiii
OK I will have a can or two

>>214679651
what if you want to bring a lass over?

funny how they loved banksy until they became the subject of his political activism

onlyfans paid £148 million in corperate tax last year, thank gooners

>>214679701
good one lad x

can't throw treats laced with rat poison in the local dog parks anymore cause of woke

>>214679701
He owns several flats

fucking mental how many grifters are in the health and fitness space on social media. hardly any lifetime experience and more like straight out of university or a few years at most. massive money from sponsorships. massive money for offering personal coaching and retards with money just pay them huge amounts per month for telling them to put the fork down. and of course they're all in each others network and somewhat conventionally attractive too which automatically gives them a decent 100k audience. makes me seethe like nothing else.

the first anon who declared he's doing a poo was a comedic genius

the rest are pathetic imitators

banksy is exactly what stalin warned about with social fascists

>be on youtube
>watchv video anbout manlets betting btfo
>comment says "as a small man myself i find this funny"
doooon't care
>watch video taking the piss out of blacks
>"as a black man, i'm not offended"
dooooo't care
>watch video that involves a country that isn't america
>"i'm american but i send my prayers to the people of this country
dooooon't care

ange back in the epl lads

>>214679801
got comments blocked me

>>214679780
i should have done a tiktok when i was a skelly so i could have been like that Jacksfit guy who gets paid to pretend to work out sometimes

This is ground control to major rorke

>>214679791
on /brit/? because that was none other than i

made in PENGsea

>>214679801
as a short man whenever a woman says something mean about short men I have a melty and come to the conclusion that they should all be locked up

made the first "doing a poo" post back in the early days of /brit/, must've been 2018 or early 2019
check the archives

>>214679825
bro really has the comments blocked *skull*

>>214679854
not a chance ive been doing it since 2014

>>214679858
yeah :)

just be white

>>214679831
You've really done a poo

>>214679887
chess mfs be like

>>214679854
Was saying it cerca 1996

>>214679887
I'll try ;)

>>214679839
corr

wish i could fork out the extra 5 hundo to bareback this prossie but the missus would complain about frivolous spending

>>214679869
all I need is a gf like her. that would sort me right out

>>214679926
ktim

>>214679926
who smashed and slammed that cat?

>>214679828
ktim but I don't think it would work for me. I know that charging people for things like that and trying to profit off my own following by making merch is an evil thing to do. too bad my morals are above the rest

Remember when tok came out I got a few thousand views on my first tik ever got scared and deleted my account

gonna try and get back into games and play loads of new ones any suggestions? already recommended the hundred line academy danganronpa thing and hollow knight

>>214680007
don't play a single one of those grotty incel games
try abiotic factor with your mates

>>214680007
fortnite

>>214680007
Forever winter

one jerma video now, and another when BE flag starts spamming

>>214680007
blue archive

cringe at how the number of people under 30 saying glory to god has exploded

Need to get off of off of off of off of here

>>214680094
>had three babies before he left (before they even grew up)
he won

Enjoyed the autumnal days we had now we're back to summer weather omdsssssss

>go to any mainstream porn site in the year of our lord 2011+14, front page is all:
>incest fantasies
>fetishized interracial
>tranny videos that somehow breached containment from the gay section
>piss drinking
>lesbians farting on each other
>other degenerate shit
surely the demand for this rubbish cannot possibly match the supply

Emma poo

>>lesbians farting on each other
based

>>214680150
Can fix this by simply not viewing that muck

God save the King

>>214680085
already played and forgot the login to my account with dress hina and swimsuit hoshino was well pissed

>>214680183
gutted

>>214680150
haven't watched porn for over 10 years and I suggest you do the same

That's you lot that is!

If I ever get on national television I am going to mention brit

>>214680136
KTIM GET THE FUCKING NATURAL MATERIALS ON

>>214680176
>>214680205
blah blah blah shut the fuck up
holier-than-thou ass niggas, guarantee you're liars and hypocrites too

need to tidy my bedroom
also have a PC that needs building, hair that needs cutting, a body that needs washing and clothes that need ironing
but I think I'll kip on the sofa instead

free will means nothing when you're a slave to your desires

thinking about my ISA

>>214679599
...yh

>>214680247
stitched them right up you did

if I don't have an ironing board can I just put a towel over a table and then put the clothes needing ironed on that and iron them?

gfberg was telling me about this time some tried to follow her home when she was her second year of uni
like i've seen pictures of her when she was 19, she was fat and grim with horrible hair, i seriously doubt anyone would risk doing years in prison just to rape her

>>214680321
ye

>>214680247
don't complain about ZOG poisoning you when you willingly drink it

>>214680337
excellent cheers

>>214680326
was the bloke indian because I've seen them do exactly that

listening to music

water

>>214680367
she said he was either eastern european or middle eastern, couldnae tell

Morning gays

okay so for the second time the neighbour has taken a parcel in and is now refusing to answer the door for me to collect it.
I KNOW they are in because I can hear them through the wall. I only moved here a month ago and have only spoken to them once. I seriously do not know what I’ve done to offend them

>>214680150
this is based on your viewing/search habits

>>214680393
lolol

What the fuck Haru Urara just died

looking with my eyes

>>214680403
they do be lovin they scripted tiktoks

Lads, AI is fucking based when it's all offline
No chatgpt hearing about me noncing the cans

BAM hit that lil nigga with a Freezer Pop

love when I get a new skinny, shy and mentally ill 18 year old begging for my willard. great feeling too bad it only happens once in every six months and barely lasts before they lose interest

>>214680432
99% of tiktok then. I thought her shocked reaction was pretty good acting though

>>214680341
extreme leap of logic there, that's like saying i'm drinking methanol when i'm just looking for beer. also i've done 100 days of nofap so i don't want to hear it, it's not a magic pill that fixes your life and anyone who says otherwise is a grifter who wants to build an audience of incels
>>214680409
it literally isn't, just what's supposedly popular on any given day

>>214680052
it not right

>>214680479
it's the bloke's acting that is atrocious

>>214680472
Noticed that you didnt use any gendered language in the post. Very suspicious

anal sex should be illegal

less talk more rokk !!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcAFkYUnSjg

lesbian tranny incest piss fart fisting porn toil looms

noticed that I pitch my voice up when I'm talking to people
wonder what that is

>>214680507
girls obviously. they're always skinny too which is great, I feel like younger women are much more likely to care about their weight now. never would have imagined I'd be pulling girls 10 years younger when I was on the cusp of 20 as a virginious neek

>>214680565
what's your secret

>>214680403
shes pretty

>never would have imagined I'd be pulling girls 10 years younger when I was on the cusp of 20
hmm

the binble, Arkansaus Canada

>>214680562
you have an australian soul

>>214680548
agree. only those who've actually been through it know how painful it can be for the one being penetrated

>>214680623
what compels you to post twitter screenshots here? stay on twitter

>>214680656
because it's funny

sucking an onigiri

>>214680577
having muscles now, being lean and soft-spoken with a bit of an unconventional sensitive man appearance. hair on the longer side and not appearing as a typical man. things like that. less broad appeal but much better in the niches

high on weed drinking coffee not too bad lads

somehow 190 returned

>>214680472
Couldn’t be me
Simply love fat arsed 32 year olds, simple as

The Superstar All-American Breakfast with a Coca-Cola from The Diner at Flamingo Land Resort.

*slenders into /brit/*

Any Aryan beast man in

>>214680709
looks peng ngl

>>214680709
Looks dry as fuck

>>214680709
I'd eat it but I feel like it needs something tomato-based in there. Like a fried tomato or beans or even tomato sauce at a push.

>>214680418
>it's real
F

>>214680234
Greta Thunberg on a mad one after her ship got sunk.

>>214680718
not often i say this but i do genuinely think she needs to have her guts rearranged by the biggest blackest meanest throbbingest gorilla bbc

:)

>>214680806
why

wondering how many weeks of stretching it will take until I reach full retraction during erection

RIP

>>214680247
The fact it's inconceivable to you that not every is watching porn speaks volumes

need the chinese to release a virus that kills all animefags

you DO max out your ISA contributions every year, right?

>>214680928
>ozempic vagina is here!

>>214680945
I hope the stock market collapses

need to go look like less of a beast and find girlfriend or boyfriend

here is your white working vlass representations

>>214680999
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlZQJ76tV2w

>>214681001
woke

i'll be deep in the cold ground before i recognise "save to the cloud"

>>214680945
no :(

>>214680991
it would have to be global to wipe me out, what are the odds of that?

just went the bank to pay some money in, now they have a machine you just put your card in it and then put your money in all at once and it goes right in your account. Extremely convenient

F

got called out for doing the love heart sign with my hands wrong. Apparently we use the fingers now

don't care if your paedo anime icon died

>>214681122
least it wasn't the OK sign

>>214680945
I will once r rach takes the allowance down to 50 quid

Have no idea what you lot are on about. A racehorse died? I live in Kentucky, the world capital of horse racing and have never heard of such a racehorse.

>>214681122
zoomers use that claw-like aberration with the index and middle fingers

nth for the holodem

>>214681189
trying it now, its really hard to do and feels asian in spirit

>>214680903
it isn't inconceivable. i just don't believe you

>>214681195
um
based

>>214681187
have you ever broken a buck

*attacks you puppy style*

he's in a better place now

>The Nepalese royal massacre (also called Durbar Hatyakanda) occurred on 1 June 2001 at the Narayanhiti Palace, the then-residence of the Nepali monarchy. Nine members of the royal family, including King Birendra and Queen Aishwarya, were killed in a mass shooting during a gathering of the royal family at the palace.[8] A government-appointed inquiry team named Crown Prince Dipendra as perpetrator of the massacre.[9] Dipendra slipped into a coma after shooting himself in the head.[10]
>Dipendra was declared King of Nepal while comatose after murdering his father and brothers. He died in hospital three days after the massacre without regaining consciousness. Birendra's brother Gyanendra then became king.[11]
mental that

>>214681015
How did they get them to dance and play the electric guitar?

>>214681269
looks fucking stupid

sealed bag of potatoes 2 days past use by date

been in the fridge the whole time. Safe to eat surely?

>>214681290
women? yeah

>>214681290
i know you do

>>214681270
aryan behaviour

whatswith the arayanmong? that seems new since yesterday

FREE THE PEOPLE

keep seeing michael barrymore on tiktok and everyone loves him
they do know he raped and murdered a bloke, right?

mental how much of a loser you have to be to drink alcohol more than a few times a year

>>214681313
surely

>>214681359
making fun of unironic esoteric hitlerist nazi hyperborea larp faggots is the new zeitgeist

Autumn is FAST approaching… you know what that means. Time to dress up a little smarter. Time to layer your clothes. It’s time to put a little effort in. Shirts. Trousers. Nice shoes. No more polyester and synthetic cheap clothing. Only natural, long lasting materials. Wool. Cotton. Linen. Clothes made in the UK, Europe at a push. Yes, they’re more expensive but they’re better quality and last longer. Quality is the key. If your clothing looks robust then you’ll feel and look more confident and respectable and this echoes through every aspect of your life. Time to get a move on. Time to gain a clue.

>>214681413
well that's all the assurance I need

>>214681435
There's a storm coming soon. It's our time.

>>214681410
'sheed

Big fan of Emma Watson and her feces.

Anyone else on an /incelwalk/?

>>214681187
yeah, in uma musume she's a resilient genki optimist inspite of her poor stats. other horses get dejected finishing in the same positions as haru urara. this genki qt is happy to be there and is just trying her best

the EU be like,
mm I luv ze bugs in le cheese

can I get a qrd on the current nepal thing

sir brina carpenter

>>214681486
heard she had her bumhole removed, she will never poo again!

>>214681503
they banned social media so the zoomers chimped out
they open fired
bunch of zoomers died

>>214681435
We're 1 week into Autumn. Get a bone broth in you. And another. Gain a clue.

Lads, once gain, I must express a few key truths about the world
The Mac is based. The new toil girl has chebs bigger than the Latvians. Emma Watson's mouth looks like it needs me to take a nice big shite in it and of course, the cans will be lovely later

>>214681503
they made Trump touch the wall with their funny hat on but Trump should have the countries (USA) best interest, not nepaleans. why is he wearing the hat?

>>214681501
gay little continentals

Having impure thoughts about my gfs younger sister

'moo on the 'log

>>214678947

The History Of /Brit/ Part XII: The Belgian

>>214681556
how old is the sister?

>>214681496
what the fuck are you talking about

>>214681528
>We're 1 week into Autumn
erm, Autumn begins on the autumnal equinox around September 22 or 23

>>214681524
She would have a colostomy bag then. Imagine emptying out her colostomy bag onto a slice of toast.

Mad how my teeth get more and more crooked as the years go by. I wish I could have gotten braces

Obkatiekat birthday stream.
https://www.twitch.tv/obkatiekat

>>214681546
horse

>>214681570
18 but my gf and I are both 23

>>214679104
>>214679105
Rome didn't have slums like Victorian London did

>>214681573
Meteorologically speaking; you best start believing in Autumn stories Miss Turner.

>>214681596
get her shagged

blud replying to the ancient past

Need my summer back

Why don't they make tech colourful and fun anymore?

>>214681572
never you mind dtfic

/brit/ ought to be its own board

>>214681642
due to woke presumably

>>214680728
o/

The production of souls is more important than the production of tanks.... And therefore I raise my glass to you, writers, the engineers of the human soul.

Oh you're a woke?

>>214681642
the current imacs come in colours

>>214681642
An older boy on my street had one of those in orange, he showed me photos of vaginas on it and I thought they were men’s arseholes

>>214680945
That'll all be frozen when you refuse conscription

>>214681642
the new imacs are colourful

>>214681569
is this the oxford or cambridge version?

>>214681528
A clue has been gained.

>>214681655
Corr ‘magine the generals. /slags/, /scran/, /incelwalk/

>>214681695
*still buys silver because colourful stuff is gay*

>dtfic
am i supposed to know what that means

A poo is gained

hail to the theif is such an underrated radiohead album

>>214681707
/poo/ /mousenonce/

Still can't believe that lad put a sharpie up his bum

why do black people type in that certain way

>>214681578
arr boomer

>>214681733
yep

>>214681733
underspelled too

>>214681707
/spainoholics/

>>214681546
Fuckin Richie
Guys an animal what can you do

Honestly love the "Aryan Beast" meme, had me howling yesterday.

just finished my CV c:

>>214681707
forgot /nonceposting/

>>214681758
You Mean Like This Way? oooo

>>214681670
can't stand souls, prefer character action

>>214681796
share it
I need to build my own
will just copy and paste haha

Trump made me dislike the USA. And sweatpants. Hate sweatpants.

>>214681796
hope you put your longest edging streak on there, it's the only way you can get a job nowadays

doing the ol' gymtoil

Reading some music

hopefully I die soon

perusing the /crodie/ general

>>214681804
yeah

>>214681818
used AI lmao

>>214681857
kek based

>>214681850
no idea sorry ive even asked blacks on the internet an got no reply

>>214681842
you will live forever

>>214681841
woke tuning and a capo, double woke

>>214679605
>>214679664
>historical movie
>Ridley Scott
Why even bother? He can make big epic, but he sucks at historical accuracy.

>>214681819
Normie things I hate are Crocs, those shorts made out of sweatshirt material, wearing pyjamas, dressing gowns, being visibly unwashed and lots of other things.

toilfu has neoliberal teeth

>>214681695
practically begging for one of those burly yanks you see on youtube to shoot them to see what calibre it takes to penetrate them all

>>214681842
scenes when you live 75 more years

I don't think Sharia bloody allows it

a melty 's brewing
can feel it in my knee

explain that atheists

>>214681911
Hopefully she'll load them all up onto trebuchets and fire them over the channel, then she'll do it to herself once it's all done
though, i highly doubt she'd be willing to leave

>>214681889
This is the audiobook version
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pl9CEvvKFLs

Alri

>>214681923
*starts dry humping u*

Going to the bakery for some food I'm starving

snood

>>214681939
does he like that
suppose its impossible to tell with these reptilian types

>>214681965
:3

Soldiers should be forbidden from taking their own photographs

>>214681937
I'm not sure which is worse: That that's how they reacted to it, or that they're too retarded to separate the character from the actual man. Either way, bitches be dumb, so I'm not surprised.

philosophically speaking, life is shit

>>214681892
just watch a documentary or read a book if you want historical accuracy dont know why you'd be looking for it in a film

>>214681939
do lizards shed? spose they must do

shut the FLIP up

Soviet comedies were actually funny and not mean spirited like British or American humour

>>214682022
>>214682022
>>214682022
New

>>214681923
He's posting on four count 'em FOUR flags at the moment. Something BIG is coming.

need to learn how to stop being a weird guy (but I can be a dog too if I want or she wants)

Now all they see is your boged face

Confession of love dropped, Katie and Fufu are a homosexual couple. If it wasn't obvious already (why else would a Brit travel to Germany if not for yuri sex).

>>214682041
it's just so bizarre

>>214682014
poo squealing

>>214682011
I already do. But why bother making a film about a historical figure if you're just going to turn it into fan fiction? Might as well have just made a fantasy.

>>214681952
wag1

sexo Katie