Thread 214706433

>why aren’t these stupid natives in the Americas inventing anything cool?!? THAT’S IT!!! NEW RACE!!
>I’m gonna have some of these Spanish people come over and rape them until they become a bunch of new people.

>Hmmmm I sure do love the Jews. They’re my favorite people in the world. I wish I had different types of them! Ok, I’ll send some to Europe and some can stay in the desert. Hmmm, I kinda want to torture them though. Ok, the really smart ones in Europe I’ll call Ashkenazis. But I’ll make them really ugly and unhealthy. And they need a nemesis… who should be the nemesis of the Ashkenazis-OH! The Nazis! And they can turn the Ashkenazis into…. ASH! Haha! Boy, do I have a wicked sense of humor.

>hmmm, what about all these people that live east. Their religion is fucking gay. Ok I’m gonna give them slit eyes and tiny wieners and they’ll be bad at driving! Hah! Take THAT!

>>214706433 (OP)
I thought godjaks memes were supposed to make Him look bad not based

tl;dr
sharty memes are worse than leftoid maymays

>>214706463
>sharty memes
godjaks are older than the shitty

>>214706463
>mexican
More like “too long, can’t read”, you low iq fuck! Haha

>why i created a coal dark nubian race with gigantic penises?
>ask Eve, she told me to do it, i owed her a favor

>>214706433 (OP)
>The iron chariots were supplied by CIA o algo

>>214706519
kek

That's actually believable though. Makes more sense

>>214706519
lol

That all seems reasonable tho.

>"Enough with the blasphemous godjaks! These anons will be punished for their mockery!"
>*gives random baby metastatic brain cancer*

The worst part of making new godjaks is having to read the bible

>>214707787
Read the quran/hadiths

>>214706433 (OP)
God has a great sense of humor

>>214706519
Golden godjak

More ALLAHjaks are needed

>Do not, I repeat, DO NOT cook a kid in his mother's milk
>slashing its throat open and then stuff his mother's intestines with the kid's meat is fine though

>>214706433 (OP)
native americans invented a lot of cool shit, like terra preta and a ton of crops we use (60% of the world's crops are native american selectively bred crops)

>>214711259
cool

>>214706463
t. butthurt christcuck brownoid

>>214711259
Native American = Native United Statesian