Thread 214725562

Bob Lazar edition

Have people ever complimented you online or irl

>>214725498
You can read but not write? Isn't that just a keyboard issue not having special characters like ż, ą, ę, and so on? Or am I misunderstanding?

BOB LAZAR
BOB LAZAR

>>214725595
Your girlfriend told me my dick is huge

Not to be that guy but I’m drunk

Bob Lazar sucks

>>214725562 (OP)
based pax americana
first time that would happen in the empire is the eradication of the francophone oppressors
liberation of the motherland!

>>214725562 (OP)
>>214725630
I like that one Clutch song that mentions him.

>>214725628
I have the vocabulary of an 8 year old in Polish, I “can” write but it’d be full of mistake
I can read material meant for the general public and average retard but nothing complex or technical

Incels all have humiliation and cuck fetishes

>>214725720
Bait used to be believable

>>214725595
German chink.
China numba #1

>>214725749
You lose the ability of detecting rage bait and satire when you find genuinely retarded people who believes that shit

The superior AYYlmao book

>>214725703
I see. I don't blame you, it's really tough with the declension rules and all the different cases. I assume poles only become great at it from being immersed in other poles and polish writing etc etc.

Kinda reminds me of that video where Japanese citizens were messing up uncommon kanji.

>>214725749
hey anon you have to realize there's a big difference on what women say and how they act
they are performative and deeply deceptive creatures in their very being
women will simultaneously vote in communists while being effectively the most racist in their body language and life choices

I haven’t shut off my computer in months, it froze and I had to restart it. Now it’s just been stuck on “clearing up, 100% complete. Do not turn off your computer”

>

>>214725837
Learning english might help

>>214725876
the amd linux drivers crash the computer every other day so yeah quite often the stupid think shuts off

>>214725876
My first guess is that some of your ram went bad. My second guess is that one of your drives went bad. Good luck

>>214725898
Y-you see guys, this is just clearly ragebait….. women aren’t ACTUALLY valid and evil

>>214725900
dont worry ive been taking english lessons every tuesday and thursday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EndozxolXKE

>>214725643
Based daydrinker.

>>214725956
projecting the opinion of one retarded xitter user onto 50% of humanity makes you the retard

>>214725991
1. It’s not 1 xitter user, you see this shit time and time again
2. Look at how many likes it got

>>214725972
Thank you

>>214726037
>Look at how many likes it got
stop believing in fake bot traffic wholesale

>>214726037
I need a girl who's built like this

I’m currently in the woman-hating mood cause the worthless cunt I was talking to stopped responding. Another one to the pile

A coworker once told me he was having a kid and I congratulated him and asked if it were a boy or a girl. he told me he wanted to wait before the kid could decide before he gave them gendered pronouns. I thought it was a joke but a little strange because he seemed like a straight laced guy who had clean humor but I laughed along anyways. He was dead serious and was obviously put off by me laughing.

it has permanently damaged by ability to detect satire.

Found the street y'all live on

This summer might be your last.

>>214726330
I hope so
Get me away from this worthless nigger life

i'm on my women hating/racist mood, needless to say things are good right now

>>214726284
>noooo you cant say that no cooochie for you
the female is a savage beast and even at her most primal only can think with her hole

>>214726186
do you work at the faggot factory

>>214726367
what do they do there? pack fudge?

Computer still stuck on the cleaning up screen
It’s over

>>214726367
at the time it was an office job for a company selling restaurant equipment to businesses

What’s some of your favorite vidya?

>>214726284
If these meme was true, most of the world would be virgins and past generations would have been unable to reproduce.
I don't think women care particularly what you think of them as long as you're considered attractive in some objective way.

>>214726571
gal gun returns
also been playing the division lately and been having a fun time with it
dont get why people hated it so much

>>214726421
Worst case you have to reboot and enter recovery mode cause some system files got corrupted.
Not a big deal.

>>214726571
Deadlock has been really fun lately and reignited my dormant League of Legends demon
Antichamber is my favorite puzzle game
Case of the Golden Idol + Rise of the Golden Idol is my favorite detective series
Factorio is obviously an engineer game goat especially with the DLC

>>214726571
I think the original fallout is a masterpiece

>>214726710
I thought deadlock was in a limited time beta. Can people still play it?

>>214726750
Big fan of that one, I only wish it was a little longer
Fallout 2 was the beginning of the end
>>214726681
It finally went to the desktop

Jerking my cock 'round the Christmas tree

>>214726772
Deadlock's still open, you just need to get invited by someone already in the beta. Game's looking fresh as ever it's a good time to rejoin if you can handle the steep learning curve of MOBA mechanics + third person shooter

>>214726851
I’ve heard it was Reddit writing, how true is it?

Fallout 3 is a good game IF you treat it like a post-apocalyptic fable game instead of fallout

>>214726571
Open world RPG or spreedsheet simulator

Why aren't there any FPS age of sail pirate themed games?

I want a game like Plague Inc. but more in-depth and actually realistic

>>214726919
Fallout 3 is great. The atmosphere is hellish, the DLCs and the side content is bretty good

>>214726978
I actually liked Mothership Zeta more than Old World blues. But operation anchorage was a complete travesty

R8 my wallpaper.

>>214727029
Not too bad/10

>>214726877
For the most part, no, but writing's kinda subjective. There's a few stinker lines that I don't like that come to mind, but it's a few in a roster of 32 characters with otherwise consistently good lines

>>214727029
I like it, but I imagine it might make it hard to read the time? That's the problem with my wallpaper right now, it's white text on bright orange

My top five vidya
>CK2
>Skyrim
>Fallout NV
>Disco Elysium
>Pathologic
Honorable mentions: Doom, VTMB, Factorio, Papers Please

Yeah It's pretty mainstream list

>>214727136
I spoiled pathologic for myself, and I will never forgive myself

>>214727178
How? Also 1 or 2?

>>214727136
>Disco Elysium
I fell in love with the girl, also some locals made it

>>214727218
1, I was bored and decided to listen to some video game pathologic that spoiled the entire game cause I thought “meh, I’ll never play it anyways”

Anne Hathaway is a 10/10.

certain genre of 27-29 year old man who is still obsessed with pokemon and spiderman and the star wars prequels. mulch them

>>214727408
Star Wars is just so boring as a universe

Tinder keeps deleting my account. Longest it lasted was a few weeks with no likes and then it asked me to login and said I didnt have an account. Made a new one 3 times and it deletes all of them. I got fucking filtered by tinder and I'm not even Indian

>>214727408
YES.

>>214727285
Which one? Klassje? What is the local opinion on the game? Tankies love it here in the US

>>214727369
lol You should still play it. It is one of the most brutal experiences in game. Play 2 it's slightly different, more accessible and you can adjust the difficulty

cum
sex
penis

why is it that jason wants to kill everyone that disagrees with him?

>>214727597
So there is no one left to disagree with with him

>>214727562
she had a white dress, looked like an angel

>>214727388
Fuck brunettes, find yourself a ditzy blonde girl

Working with my fucking snoring coworker again tonight
No sleep for me

>>214727670
This one? She's like a patron saint in game

>>214727682
I have a deep weakness for pale brunettes.

I'm never going to be normal and that's ok. I'm just going to embrace being eccentric

I have to chop so many vegetables

>>214727749
Night shift security?

>>214727855
Night Shift EMS
We are allowed to sleep when there’s no calls

>>214727388
cute

>>214727878
EMS sounds terrible. I heard they get paid less than McDonald's workers

We should be paying doctors and nurses and paramedics the most out of any prof–what's that? Capitalism? They don't have the surplus value of rock stars or major league sports players? Well, I never...

A wife goes to the pharmacist and says "I'd like some cyanide to kill my husband"

The pharmacist says "Do you realize that's a crime? we could both go to jail if I gave you that"

The wife reaches in her purse and pulls out a picture of her husband fucking the pharmacist's wife.

the pharmacist says, "I apologize, I didn't realize you had a prescription!"

>>214728063
Ok that’s funny

>>214728063
Unc-tier joke.

A wife is sitting on the porch and she says "I love you more than anything in the world."

The husband says "is that you talking or the wine talking?"

The wife says "it's me talking to the wine!"

>>214727953
lol yea the pay is shit but it’s the only job I can do without being suicidal from boredom

>>214728054
Cope and seethe commie, fact is that some streamer or only fans bitch produces more value than a paramedic
Lil Tays slutty pics offer more value than any nurse

>>214728155
that is killer shit

>>214728155
I relax fine with premium wine

>>214728104
fuck you it's funny

zogbotmaxxing has been going very well for me i should have done this 7 years ago

>>214728104
>Unc
based racist nigger killer

>>214728382
what does that entail

>>214728155
Guy comes home to his wife wit a dog under his arm.
"This is the pig I been fuckin," the man says.
The wife says "That's not a pig, that's a dog ."
The guy goes "I wasn't talking to you".

>>214728403
joining the united states armed forces hoorah

>>214728427
KEK
that's a classic

>>214728403
He's the comfort woman of his platoon

what happens in delaware. i always thought it was one of those second string northeast states like maine and vermont but apparently people consider it part of the south. i’ve never met a human being from there

>>214725562 (OP)
youtube has been pestering me with this video for like 7 years across multiple accounts. I guess it isn't common sense that you shouldn't divulge every dark secret you have to a cop like you're in a catholic confession booth

>>214728588
nobody considers it apart of the south. but I maintain that it's an underrated state, they've got some old money there, some nice beaches, gardens and estates

get a job

>>214728692
i’m trying to get rid of one

I'm watching body cam videos at work to pass the time and I just saw one set in Florida where the cop pulls this lady over for speeding and he has this weird accent and she asks if he's from Europe, it's a French cop in Florida and the guy just sounds ridiculous and she starts kicking him and saying she has an ignorant non American cop trying to tell her what to do

>>214728588
All the corporations are registered there for some reason.

kirk is... https://streamable.com/jd7xnq

im kidding dont get a job, worlds ending in the next 15-20 years. the developed world will fully collapse with worldwide civil wars. immigration is going to get 300x worse once birthrates fall to sub 0.4 levels.

made one:
>>214728921
>>214728921
>>214728921

>>214728588
People in the nearby part of MD go there for shopping and make fun of how small it is.
It looks wealthy, though Smyrna and Dover have issues. It's very business friendly and a little less expensive than nearby MD, though their public schools are garbage. They have great beaches and a decent cultural scene. I live like a little under an hour from the MD-DE border.

where are the messsscans?

>>214728982
fucking hell
i saw posters calling for violence against him on a college campus but i didnt think it'd actually happen

All I know about Delaware is you have to pay tolls when traveling through there and they have a very nice rest stop

I don't like seeing people get killed :(

>>214729180
That was AI, silly

>>214729180
it's not gonna get better
violence is probably only going to get more common

RIP Charlie Kike

CHARLIE KIRK HAS BEEN SLAIN FOR HIS WORK IN PROMOTING ISRAEL FIRST

>>214729180
Yeah, I even hate the Indian train videos.

Jesus Christ the fuck is happening

its the american version of charlie bit my finger

>>214729252
that's pretty random

CHARLIE KIKE HAS BEEN SLAIN IN THE NAME OF INTERNATIONAL JEWRY
>PRAYKR CAPTCHA

>>214729260
like it always been

did we get raided?

>>214729355
no i just want to see how you guys are responding to this charlie kirk thing

i dont even know who this nigga is, honestly dont care

the facts and logic crowd are as annoying as the people they butt heads with. i share more in common with the violent political extremist that shot him

>>214729396
who?

another day another wishing for my death because I am an abject failure and will die poor alone

Why go after him? He's an influencer

Never heard of that guy even though I hang around on /pol/ alot.

>>214729396
i saw the video
i doubt he's gonna survive
but it's not like i didnt already know you cant take your safety for granted so you should probably either keep your head down or understand the risk

>>214729327
This reminds me, I never understood why people getting arrested start cursing and insulting the cops.
When you're completely under someone else's power (handcuffed, in their vehicle, strapped in the seatbelt) and that person has a fucking gun, why would they antagonize him?
Never think that the laws of society are inviolate, people flip out and nothing is guaranteed. If you strike the wrong chord he could just pull out his gun and end your life right there.
Yeah, he might go to jail later, but you're already fuckin dead so who cares?

You should be as nice as humanly possible to the cop if you ever get arrested.

for me its general lee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0m0hTrtlWM

>>214729396
Most people don't even know who the fuck he is

>>214729520
i guarantee you majority of americans have heard his name at this point
this guy was well known to the administration and had the opportunity to interview newsom as well

can't wait to see leftists celebrate another dead nazi but then have melties when they realize this just gives trump ammo to double down on militarization

>>214729609
liar
you just say that cause you want to pull the whole mull hipster above influencer mainstream crap

>>214729396
He'll be fine.

>>214729520
This guy's been recruiting college kids and turning them into rightoids for a decade now. He's pretty well known.

>>214729674
I got no dog in this race one way or another. But it's just the truth. Most normies and non-terminally online culture warriors have no fucking clue who he is

>>214729689
that nigga dead he slumped immediately

Well well well the party of peace, tolerance, and just being a heckin good person ok? caught another body today

he got shot straight in the neck, he dead as fuck

Man this shit is scary af

>>214729770
LOL They're so righteous till you say something they don't like them you have to die

Chuds when a negro is lynched
>Yass he had it coming for being a different color
Chuds when a fellow chud is shot
>Violence is never ever ok guys

>>214729695
So, he is like a younger version of Ben Shapiro?

>>214726571
Jade empire, custom robo, def jam fight for ny

course the demonrat old white boomer was the most competent shooter we've had of late
>>214729802
is it though?
not really out of the realm of expectation
he's just sitting on a table in front of a giant crowd
wasnt even a hard shot

>>214729823
When's the last time anyone was lynched dumbass

>>214729320
The fuck, is that true?

>>214729880
Yes
https://www.bbc.com/news/live/c206zm81z4gt

>>214729738
I was being facetious.

>>214729770
turns out when you preach hate, you shouldn't be surprised when the hate comes back to bite you

>>214729912
That's obviously AI

>>214729823

We haven't started lynching negros yet, the violence is one sided

>>214729879
Deportation is an act of violence on par with lynching

>>214729823
literally my opinion, heil

>>214729912
Oh fuck what a tried and true shot. Looks like Hollywood shit. Rip Charlie Kirk, fuck

>>214729934

It's just so funny how the hate only bites from one direction!!! an old geriatric leftist lunatic boomer just shot the leader of the zoomer rightification movement, you couldn't write the script for this

>>214729934
>preach hate
LOL
>saying men can't be women is "hate"

>>214730012
are you forgetting the democratic lawmakers that were literally assassinated not too long ago?

>>214729957

>NOOOOOOO NOT MAKING ME LIVE AMONGST MY OWN PEOPLE NOOOOOOO THIS IS LITERALLY CAPITAL PUNISHMENT

>>214729934
>Shooting people for mean words
This is why the left loses elections

>>214729912
normally when you hear about a public person getting shot it’s like a graze or they don’t hit vitals. this got csgo quickscoped

Uhm where was the outrage on here when pelosis hubby was attacked
Almost like chuds are vile hypocritical swine

>>214730049

by another Democrat, retard. I wish we were capping you guys right now, hopefully that will start soon, and luckily we have way more bullets than you.

>>214729908
Damn that sucks. Is he dead?

>>214730065
If you can't tell that's AI you're NGMI

>>214730081
Not even pelosis own side likes her

>he's in stable condition
holy shit maybe god really is on their side

nice the whole site's gonna be unusable for 48 hours again

>>214729836
I think he's about the same age IIRC. He started his conservative college group before Trump got big, then jumped on the bandwagon.

whites are the best though, if that makes me a chud so be it
America should segregate at the very least

https://youtu.be/gPXad1Y0Jo0?si=1yftdcKz0QkOxBMJ

>>214730081
That guy wasn't some rightist culture warrior he was just completely schizo

>>214730186
why

>>214730133
his animation looks ai but the way everything else in the shot is moving seems real

>JASON WAKE UP CHARLIE KIRK IS DEAD
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

GET FUCKED

>>214730108
>Iran
>never been colonized

They got buttraped so hard by the Umayyads they never recovered.

guys pipe down there’s a sticky we’re gonna get banned

>>214730234
I've lost respect for you 2bh

>>214730111
>by another Democrat, retard.
you're retarded. this is why it's impossible to argue against the right, they just spew out literal lies and act like it's the truth

Gotta admit this is pretty funny, of all people to get shot

Even now these weirdo discord trannies have to bring up their fucking board characters. They literally cannot not me tion these people it's so bizzare

>>214729320
I seen the video, that nigga dead

>>214730321
>They literally cannot not me tion these people
Huurrrr a hurrrrr do you want to try that again?

>>214730289
Look it up

>>214730269
let me show you the real sticky *cums on your face*

Kind of fucked up that the number one hospital for diabetes is the Mayo Clinic, bit too on the nose don't you think?

He's 100% gonna be fine. Only the good die young(ish)

>>214730392
Is that true?

Political violence against my enemies is usually ok
But I get it chuds need to pretend to be outraged

Ate the bag of Halloween candy my mummy hid away. she's gonna freak. I'm 35

We are back to third world status, it was nice while it lasted

>the suspect is an elderly man
Lol

>>214730282
My first reaction was "why couldn't it be drunpf?"

>>214730458
People choose the worst fucking targets honestly
What would killing Charlie Kirk even do? He's not a politician. It just makes people sympathize with his side more

>>214730481
ive said for a while leftists were kinda delusional wanting to turn into europe when we're basically a marginally better latin american cunt

I disavow ALL political violence (unless its against people I don't like)

>>214730460
Get a job nigga. And do sock laundry, yo

Very ironic way to die
Has anyone posted the full video of his death yet

>>214730526
Bingo. Now you understand that the CIA prob groomed the shooter.

why did god turn me into worthless garbage?

This is realpolitik. Problem, snowflake?

>>214730605
It's on /gif/.

>>214730616
>Groomed a dinosaur
There's no fool like an old fool

Europeans are weird looking

>>214730605
it's all over twitter already
though who knows if the video with the blood is generated or not
looks almost surreal

RIP bozo

>>214730669
He is fucking deaaaaaadd
No way he survives that

>>214730526
Yeah, i always wonder that
If you wanted to take someone out why not go for someone insanely evil like Maxwell or some other person that does trafficking or other evil things for the ultra wealthy

>>214730701
Aren't you the one who's boyfriend is a infantile pedophile that collects hello kitty stuff to lure kids?

Oh boy

>>214730748
He collects the rabbit one because he likes rabbits in general, we don't have rabbits though because they don't have that long of lifespans which is very sad

How about Hello Shitty

>>214730841
Didn't know rabbits are transgender

I only get my news from you assholes

>Kirk was answering a question about gun violence the moment he got shot
Oh man, the irony.

>>214730392
My insurance provider is chicken cordon bleu cross blue shield

>>214730718
He’d be very lucky, that hit an artery

>charlie kirk got owned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqYjCXCqMbs

Thinking of renouncing my American Citizenship lads

allah akbar

>>214730886
If you think the text is ironic the video is even more so
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1757532537461992.mp4

This shit is gonna fire crazy evangelicals up like never seen before.

its crazy to ever have a huge outdoor event like that considering how retarded and deranged are nowadays

>>214730886
His last word was literally "violence".

>>214730886
My unreliable sources tell me he was shot while answering the shooter’s question

>>214730213
this is why btw

things unironically looking scary in america

>>214730974
That's fucking brutal.

>>>/r9k/82462171

Made one.

>>214730974
God damn.... thats messed up
U.S is like irl grand theft auto, beyond parody

How about Victor Charlie Krk and he’s Vietnamese

>>214730903
*laughs fatly*

How the fuck can anyone with an IQ over 80 believe that civilians should be allowed to buy ARs and snipers

makes you think about the reality of things
niggas can just get shot

Just because she went out drinking in a short skirt doesn’t mean she deserved to be raped

>>214730867
I get news from elsewhere but whenever there's a happening I rush here to see what international incels are saying about it.

>>214730974
Instant punchline

>>214731071
Shut up commie

>>214731110
Source?

>>214730125
God willing.

When are we going to restrict guns?

Leftists are scum. The south park guys and everyone dehumanizing milk-toast conservatives like Charlie Kirk, not even far-rightists, is at fault for this. Accessories to violence. Trump must end them.

How about Charlie Crack and he’s a crackhead

>>214731118
maybe political enemy is tranime posters *curb stomps your head*

>>214731118
Yeah seriously every time this shit happens its suddenly
>noooo you can't celebrate the death of someone who is completely evil and openly wished death upon you, you have to show them the kindness and respect that they would never ever show you because.... because... YOU JUST DO OKAY!!!!!

>>214731201
I never heard of him. Why is he evil?

>>214731071
See there's such a massive preponderance of firearms in the States that in order to protect yourself from crazy nutjobs with guns you need to be carrying heat yourself. And then there's the tradition that goes back to the nation's founding that intimates citizens should be ready to overthrow a tyrannical gov't at a moment's notice – that's deeply ingrained into Americans' psyche, even though the US gov't indeed is deeply and incorrigibly corrupt and they do nothing about it.

I hope this starts a civil war over there

some zigger made a cp thread

Of course it was a deranged boomer

Or maybe Charlie survives and becomes a staunch advocate for gun control

I hope Charlie is a better person after he reincarnates.

Kindest thing I can say, jokes aside. If his soul can escape being eaten by the demon yahweh.

do you guys find adults weird if they are a little too into halloween?

>father shot dead in front of 6 year old child by tranny with illegal gun
https://www.boston25news.com/news/local/dismissal-earlier-case-against-shrewsbury-shooting-suspect-tied-prosecution-mistake/SB5ERK4Q3JF35AZ2T2XHUIEGSA/?outputType=amp

>>214731276
no real surprise. they are mainstream media's target audience and they believe everything about how the right is the new reich.

>>214731249
Bro this shit happens all the time in places like Mexico and Colombia, that's what the modern US has become.

>>214731228
He was a philosemite

>>214731228
Turning points USA is a deeply evil organization

>>214731201
Political violence is ok if it's done honorably. Shooting someone from a distance is cowardly
however challenging someone to a duel or getting into fisticuffs is always cool and morally ok

im a little disappointed this didnt happen on 911
were ONE day off come the fuck on

>>214731311
depends on the age and what you mean by “into it”

>>214731201
>noooo you can't celebrate the death of someone who is completely evil and openly wished death upon you
This is the problem. He never wished death on anyone. And someone disagreeing with you doesn't make them "evil" do you know how monumentally self absorbed that makes you sound? Like you have a monopoly on truth and right with no room for error? That your opinion is the litmus test for someone else's humanity and right to live? Such hubris ..

>>214725562 (OP)
Bob Lazar might have seen Area 51 but actually there is an Area 69

>>214731042
I miss him...

how is he not dead

>>214731372
>He never wished death on anyone

I don't know who Charlie Kirk is but RIP king if we like him or RIP bozo if we hate him

>>214731201
>>214731372
He supported the genocide in Palestine. He was a staunch supporter of the jewish state.

>>214731420
that is sinful and unbecoming

the US is a funny country

>>214731311
Idk kinda but I can't articulate why. Decorating houses is cool. Watching horror movies is cool. Getting pussy from a girl dressed as a witch is cool.

>>214731420
He didn't. This is the problem, you don't live in reality. That never happened, you just imagined it and can't tell what's real and what's in your mind.

>>214731372
>someone disagreeing with you doesn't make them "evil"
Yes it does stop being a cuck
>your opinion is the litmus test for someone else's humanity and right to live?
if you were human you would not disagree with me
Name a single human that disagrees with me. You can't because they're all not human

Is it bad if I made a 'glugglugglug' sounds when I saw the video

>>214731453
>HUMOR HAPPENING IN YOUR COUNTRY? WE DON'T DO THAT IN GERMANY

>>214731462
now imagine some fat middle aged man like boogie who has no children that make a big deal out of the holiday

Hollow points USA lmao

>>214731439
This is all you need to know about him. Anyone who actively endorses and promotes a genocide deserves anything bad that comes to them

F

>>214731465
Him getting shot really did happen though L O L

looks like the ai videos we make on /heem/ where one guy punches another guys head off

what are the chances he survived

>>214731453
Funny how? Like we amuse you? Funny like a clown?

the problem aint political, its racial

>>214731495
KEK

>>214731511
if you name your kid baxton you’re predestining them to die on a dirt bike

reminder that Utah is a cia hotbed

>>214731494
Idk what you mean by making a big deal. If he makes his house really spooky looking and throws a party for his friends that's fine.

>>214731533
yes, you are amusing. every day something interesting is happening in your country.

>>214731511
If I ever die in a car accident and people make a makeshift grave for me I'll forever haunt them from beyond the grave

thank you for the latest kino USA

>>214731559
Holy kek but very true

ryan routh walked so larry david could run

"Change my mind"
>monkey paw curls

What was charlie's vaxx status? maybe his neck just did that

this isn't funny

the pebble

He survived because he had taken 4 boosters. Trust the science you chuds!

If he lives evangelicals are gonna lose their absolute shit about how God is MAGA and all that shit.

>uhm akshually gun violence isn't real
>*gets shot*

im balding

>>214731495
Years of Lead paint

>>214731689
oh yeah this reminds me
@fk I'm starting to bald how long should I hold out and try meds before shaving?

a real american patriot got shot and you're laughing

>>214731719
Yes

>>214731228
I disagree with his politics.

>>214731719
Of course I am laughing, I'm watching Red Dwarf.

>>214731663
He's going to win an Oscar. I can feel it

>>214731663
He stopped the roids? What happened?

>>214731689
Most men over like 23 are. Probably a majority of men I know have a curved hairline or some thinning.

Stop worrying about your hairline and start worrying about the shoreline

NEW NOW DO THE NEW DO IT NOW

>>214731689
>>214731707
I heard those pills make your dick not work and other severe problems.

>>214731780
Yeah that's a risk.

i hope we all don't get banned again

>>214731760
I'm mid 30s and most of my friends still have good hair. It makes me hate them a little.

>>214731719
The irony is funny

>>214731819
You can have good density despite a mature hairline.

its time to ban guns

>>214731719
isnt this the price for your freedom?
the potential danger of being shot?

>>214731914
uhm he died protecting liberty chud
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/BSMHTucSd5k

>>214731864
I have neither. It's grim.

>>214731914
this was just one of those necessary gun deaths. freedom isn't free

Make the next New the Charlie Kirk edition.

>zoomer shooter
>clips 'im the ear
>boomer shooter
>nails 'im in the artery

Why are kids these days such a let down?

>>214731794
There's a channel I stumbled upon on Yotube were people talk about how SSRI's ruined their life sexually and mentally, same channel has people talking about how those pills completely destroyed them - again, sexually and mentally, symptoms are almost the same. Some people claimed their dick got deformed and smaller, one guy was on the verge of crying. They all looked like someone took their soul away.

>>214731982
It's going to be an Elliot Rodger schizojeet edition

>>214731914
i really wonder what you people will think would happen if guns were "banned"

>>214732000
ssris don't regrow hair you dumbass

>>214732019
less gun deaths

>>214732000
Serotonin is a very important neurotransmitter, and controls a lot of stuff. And by fucking with it, you're pretty much just leaving someone as a zombie with no ability to feel pleasure in any form.
But because they're not actively disturbing anyone else, doctors think it's fine.

>>214732035
>reading comprehension

>>214732043
no

>>214732051
Horrendous

>>214732019
less gun deaths you can look at any other country with heavily restricted gun access, it wouldn't happen overnight because there's so many just out in the general public's hands but give it a generation or two as they're collected and you'd see a drastic decrease in gun deaths
>buh muh criminals will still get them
yeah this happens in other countries too but at such a reduced rate that a shooting is a national tragedy not a regular wednesday afternoon, most criminals are lazy and incompetent your average street nog isn't going to go through the trouble of getting one if access is sufficiently locked down

>>214731663
what are the odds smashing machine ends up being kino?