Thread 214745108

>be skydaddy
>See the brown niggas in Babylon building a tall fuck off tower (like ten levels tall or so)
>Think this is a Clever attempt at escaping the next flood
>Enraged.jpg
>OhHellNawYouDont.wav
>Destroy the tower with a loud sonic boom and make everyone on earth speak a different language from one another
>"Hmph, That'll show those fags to build tall things ever again!"

Do you have skyscrapers in your country? If yes then clenche those buttholes super tight, divine wrath is coming to visit them any second now...

>>214745108 (OP)
Post the one about beetles.

>>214745108 (OP)
When God went to NYC to see man building skyscrapers once more, He attemtped to confuse the languages.
But as the city was filled with Gaelic, German, Yiddish, English, Sicilian, Spanish, AAVE, Chinese and Mohawk speakers, He saw it a futile task and went back to napping.

>>214745129
>beetles
Excuse me? I have no clue what you're talking about.

>>214745171
BEETLES MAN
BUGS
INSECTS

>>214745129
Absolute meme religion kek

>>214745178
Beetles aren't really His thing though.
He's way more into crabs.

>>214745199
Beetle make up the majority of insect species fyi. They have the biggest diversity, like over 70%?

>>214745210
Yeah, but He makes everything evolve back into crabs on their own.
Beetles are probably all just in the process of carcinisation. They do look vaguely crab-like.

>>214745257
>Christian
>Believes in evolution
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

>>214745257
Maybe He is trying to create a beetle that doesn't turn into a crab?

>>214745302
He's omnipotent doe.

>>214745178
He really is like that

>>214745292
Catholic priests spearheaded the evolution and big bang theories

>>214745312
We all have our off days.

>>214745340
Calling the rapes of young boys a big bang is very demeaning anon...

>>214745340
Bruh, a catholic priest will Fucking kill you if you suggest humans evolved from monkeys like the fossil record suggests.
What part of "made us in his likeness" do you not understand? Were you not raped enough by your local priest growing up?

>>214745312
limitations is what leads to creativity

>>214745386
Getting hung-up on evolution is more of a low-church Protestant talking point.

>>214745312
The Bible never said that doe.

>>214745108 (OP)
REMINDER: The Abrahamic God created a fully naked man with a functional penis before he ever even thought about creating women. He is unironically a faggot.

>>214745516
It would make more sense he'd go the other way around.
Penises are like big clitties anatomically speaking.
His gay thoughts were so strong that he needed to work backwards to make a woman.

>>214745516
>>214745529
Makes a lot of sense, he seems to change his opinion on things a lot of times. He also first let Abraham to marry his (Abraham's) sister but then banned incest. He (Yahweh) also had a wife though so I'm not sure whether he's really like full gay or just bisexual.

what blew up in Russia this time?

>>214745108 (OP)
>>214745516
>be fedora
>misrepresent the bible
>there's no punchline because the left can't meme

>>214745340
>Catholic church
>attacks the scripture
Many such cases, many Bibles burned (people too).

>>214745567
Well Asherah wasn't much of a looker so maybe that's why he wasn't into women.

>>214745606
People think judaism is shit too here, anon.
This isn't reddit.

>>214745129
>six or seven
Proof.

>>214745606
Most of the godjacks mock the old testament (the Torah) God albeit

>>214745108 (OP)
You ever think about how machine translation has undone the curse of Babel? I think that's impressive, theologically speaking. Actually overcoming a divine curse. Makes you wonder what God would think about it if He was real. Would He be proud or enraged?

>>214745661
God is dead. You get it now.

>>214745661
>Would He be proud or enraged?
I mean he got mad about eating the apple because he felt like humans will be able to rival him now. Yahweh's a total fag.
>>214745606
Jews are even more goofy than christcucks somehow.

>>214745683
>tfpt
People literally blow up for a god right there in your country, wtf dude.

>>214745661
>Would He be proud or enraged?
The Jewish version of him likes it when humans solve problems and find loopholes. So maybe proud.

>>214745661
Enraged obviously. God canonically hates all who challenge him and defy his will, in his comic book he always wins in the end. This Time humanity claimed the W and he the L.

>>214745340
amerilard and protestcucks can't get it
>>214745441
this
also lmao @ tunisian which get out of caves and mudhut worshiping a big black cube yesterday and now preaching about evolution and priests
thanks for your opinion

within kabbalistic tradition there is the concept of Qlippoth which is a universe that God has more or less abandoned and thrown in the trash

now I'm just saying it seems like God hasn't been doing a whole lot lately

>>214745606
I think Judaism is faggot shit as well though

>>214745606
Christianity is a semitic religion that was pushed hard by jews. All the twelve apostles were jewish, many of the clergy was and still is jewish. You worship a kike god, in a kike religion with mythical jewstories from the sands of israel. How do you even cope with that if you claim to be anti-jewish?

>>214745738
What's even the point of trying to reconcile science and worshipping a sky Jew? Like that's the reason why everybody laughs at you. Either you surrender to progress or go full-retard mode like Muslims.

>>214745606
I think all influence of desert niggers should be removed from society. Jews, muslims and Christians all stem from the same cancer cell.

>>214745633
Sure, but you fedoralards are incapable of actually levelling any criticism against it. And the few of you which do know enough to say something worthwhile against the most satanic religion in the world of "Judaism" or Talmudic Phariseeism, very few of you have enough boldness to say anything about it.

Let's not pretend like any of you cowards would boldly speak against Judaism in Israel or Islam in Iran as you do Christianity in countries where you have this sort of liberty solely because of the Christian faith. It's not atheism that breeds liberty and freedom, that breeds big government and socialist censorship of speech, just look at the atheist/pagan Europe and China where armed police show up to arrest you for facebook posts or offending rapists.

I mean, seriously, this is all you idiots can muster? >>214745758 You guys are a joke. You attack Christians because you know they mostly just ignore your foolish ramblings. You don't even realize why Christians even talk to you dumbasses in the first place. Ever wonder why Jews don't ever bother trying to convert you? Do you even know what they think of you dumbass golem who unwittingly but very willingly do their bidding every single day? You're literally doing exactly what they want you to do, by attacking what they hate the most. Hating Christ and blaspheming the Holy Spirit is literally a central aspect of their religion. You're basically Jews, I'm sure you're even circumcized already. Just head down to your local "rabbi" (do you even know why I put that in quotes? -- you idiots are completely out of your depth here, and you don't even get it).

I'll say that again: you idiots are completely out of your depth here, and you don't even get it.

>>214745822
Carl Jung did it and it kind of worked. Granted, not in a way most Christians would like.

>>214745753
>Eurofag promoting jewish mysticism
There's those European Talmudic values on display again

>>214745312
I'm also impotent.

>>214745811
Based wise Norseman!

>>214745829
We go can into a bit more if you want.
Personally I think judaism is quasi-demonic.
And making fun of the OT god hits all three at once.

>>214745838
Eh no it really didn't given all such babble is only popular with midwit hoes.
>>214745866
But are you cute?

>>214745855
>NOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST PROMOTE THE ANCIENT TMYSTIC BELIEFS OF YOUR ANCESTORS!!1!
suck my circumcised dick goy

>>214745822
what? reconciling? nigger religion vs science war is just amerilard niggery. most of scientist since before galileo til '800 were religious people interested to understand nature

>>214745829
>giant wall of niggerbabble seethe
We could do nothing but denounce the torah and talmud the entire thread and you would still screech about us being le real jews. You are such a dumb faggot dishonest faggot its unbelievable.

>>214745887
>Eh no it really didn't given all such babble is only popular with midwit hoes.
People are just pissy because he called black people primitive.

>>214745892
>people back in the 800s were religious
Wow really? Either way it's not the case nowadays, only 2% of Europeans are observant Christians.
>inb4: but some cool scientist said he believes in the magic flying joo!!!
Still 2%.
>>214745916
>black people
It's called niggers anon.

>>214745386
>Bruh, a catholic priest will Fucking kill you if you suggest humans evolved from monkeys like the fossil record suggests.
Not true at all. Nowadays the world creation in 7 days and the garden of eden stuff are considered more of a metaphore than anything else.

There's a guy from a literal fucking village in my uni and he's a vocal atheist. It's so over for christianity you wouldn't believe. It's basically a nigger ethno religion now.

>>214745978
You're from russia.
Who isn't a vocal atheist there?

>>214745606
do you really think anons on 4chan will show some kind of double standard and not shit on islam and judaism just as much if not more?

>>214746002
>he expects the protestant to not have a victim complex
Rookie mistake

>>214745995
Cringe larpers everybody makes fun of. The same as everywhere in Europe.

>>214745660
Jesus rained fire and brimstone from the Father in heaven on Sodom and Gomorrah. It's the same God.
>Genesis 19:24 Then the LORD rained upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah brimstone and fire from the LORD out of heaven;

>>214745871
Not the same God. Judaism is actually polytheistic if you go deep enough into it, they don't even believe the Old Testament starting in page 1. And the Islamic god was from a polytheistic faith but they just picked one and claimed it was the single god.

You guys are so unlearned and way out of your depth. It's really just a waste of time to tell you people when it is or isn't the same God, you guys can't even figure out which god is which and who worships what. You heard some ecumenical faggot pope say something or some jesuit-educated fool parrot something, and you think you know, but you don't.

>>214745891
Move to India if you want to behome LARPagan, idiot. That's where Europe was with paganism.

>>214745913
The last sentence in your post is projection. You don't have anything of value to say so you're just throwing a little tantrum. Grow up, 4chan is 18+.


Seriously, it's like baby sitting, talking to you retards.

>>214746037
>Judaism is actually polytheistic
People are aware of that, anon. We were just talking about yahweh's wife earlier in the thread.

>>214746022
You are no different than the world, no different than some atheist fedora, in how you "argue" and "debate" or try to prove your point or attack your opponents.

You're a textbook loser. You can't even talk to me directly. You should probably see your doctor about your extremely low testosterone levels.

>>214746037
>Judaism is actually polytheistic
Bruh wtf is that chutzpah? You literally worship 3 gods. Also, Move to Africa if you want to behome christian, idiot. That's where Europe was with christianity.

>>214745108 (OP)
>build a business skyscraper
>it starts speaking hebrew and hindi
the story was a warning

>>214746102
Kek

There's also a very nice Russian film about the christian Europe and christian science, "Hard to Be a God (2013)". I recommend you watch it.

>>214745829
>Ever wonder why Jews don't ever bother trying to convert you? Do you even know what they think of you dumbass golem who unwittingly but very willingly do their bidding every single day?
I rarely think about them at all. Why should I care what they think about me?

>>214746037
>Jesus of the New Testament is the same as God of the Old Testament
>But Christian God of the Old Testament is not the same as Jewish God of the Old Testament
What causes this derangement?

>>214746068
No, you retard, I worship one LORD.
>Deuteronomy 6:4 Hear, O Israel: The LORD our God is one LORD:
Oneness cults always leave off the last "LORD" when they quote this because they want to promote God as a oneness (they really only care about denying Jesus is the Christ and that Jesus is God). Yet even in the Old Testament, the deity of the Son is proven. Who did this?
>Genesis 19:24 Then the LORD rained upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah brimstone and fire from the LORD out of heaven;
Who was the LORD who rained fire "from the LORD out of heaven"? How can that make sense if God is some oneness? It doesn't. Because it was the Son raining fire from the Father, that makes sense. Why is Elohim plural? Why does God use plural terms in Genesis 1? You have no answer. Who did Nebuchadnezzar see? the Son of God. Who did Joshua see at the end of Joshua 5? I could go on and on proving the trinity, even only from the Old Testament if I really wanted, but you're just not worth the time. And it's not like Jews even believe the Old Testament, they surely don't follow the old covenant (not that it's available, to think committing such blasphemy would save you).

And yeah, Judaism is polytheistic, why don't you study your synagogue of satan a little more than what your "Rabbi" is telling you. Who's Ein Sof? Who's Shekinah? Those aren't in the Hebrew, those names don't come from the Bible. That's not the God of the Old Testament, and it's certainly not the faith of the Old Testament or the faith of Abraham or Moses or any of God's prophets of the Bible.

As for Europe's "Christianity", Catholicism isn't Christianity. And persecuting Christians to the point that they'll become indentured servants to pay for the trip to come to the new world isn't even remotely "Christianity". As for Eastern "Christianity", that's just like Catholicism: pagan idolatry and hindu nonsense dressed up with a veneer of Christ but with a false gospel that doesn't save.

>>214746286
Man, you're a fool.

>>214746352
No, you worship 1) Yahweh, 2) Jesus, 3) the Holy Spirit. That's 3, not 1. Period.

>>214745606
I shit on all religions because they're all retarded
it's just that I don't know how you retards don't get it, but we live in countries where the biggest presence is Christian
should I just sperg out about the Hausa religion in Italy even though there are like 0 followers?
no that would be retarded, of course the ones you shit on are the ones that is most common in the place you live

>>214745829
>just look at the atheist/pagan Europe
You could worship whatever in ancient Rome, you just had to do the mandatory sacrifices to a couple deities. Actually a common point against Christians was that they were atheist since they refused to recognise more than 1 deity

>>214746442
Three persons in one.

>>214745340
Yea look catholics are more sane and all the insane shit is mostly protestants and orthodox but thats only because Jvpiter bitchslapped the shit out of the abrahamism going after his teritorry and said "pipe down kid" and became an internal struggling syncretism since then.

>>214746341
You're really dumb. I mean, just really dumb.

I think you might be unteachable even. But you're not just dumb, you try to cope with your stupidity (and it's a deliberate stupidity IMO) by asserting I'm deranged yet you can't even prove me wrong. All you have is parroting ecumenical and zionist lies and adding personal attacks since that's apparently the only contribution you can even make. Literally all the jews and atheists and muslims and catholics and the rest of the world's false religions can ever do against the truth: lies and personal attacks. You're so out of your depth you're too stupid even to begin to understand out out of your depth you are.

To teach someone like you, I'd need hours and hours and I don't think you're worth that time investment.

>>214746442
Yeah, you're unteachable too, retard. Maybe just a reprobate, beyond any hope of salvation, because your religion teaches blasphemy of the Holy Ghost. So then any talking to you is just to teach others, Romans 1 and Hebrews 6 talks about reprobates, or you can look at John 12:39-40 where it says "therefore they could not believe" because God blinded their eyes and hardened their hearts because he didn't want to heal them. If it's not verses 39 and 40, it's in that chapter.

>>214746461
Sure, you fedoragolem always claim you do when called out, but 90% of your crusades are against the Bible and you don't even attack it with the truth, you use lies and misrepresentations and the lot because you're just a golem of the jews, unwittingly but very willingly. Worthless gaytheist/fagnostic fools like you are just trash, no good societies created by you -- yeah, the EUSSR and Communist China, idiot.

>>214746572
I'm calling modern Europe atheistic/pagan, because it is. Inb4 catholic/ecumenical SJW meltdown.

>>214746174
I watched all 3 hours of it. It's just people smearing gunk on their face, blowing their noses at the camera and mumbling gibberish. Please explain.

>>214746598
Don't waste your time. He didn't even pretend to address a single point I brought up.

I mean, you can try talking to the Russian Jew, but it's a waste of time. Their religion teaches that Christ's miracles were black magic he learned in Egypt. Jesus called it blasphemy of the Holy Ghost when they said he cast out devils by Beelzebub. Jesus said anyone who speaks against the Holy Ghost wouldn't be forgiven in this world nor in the world to come, the Jewish religion teaches that Mary was a whore and that Jesus was a bastard child of fornication with a Roman soldier. The conception was a miracle of the Holy Ghost, one of the core tenets of the Jewish (Talmudic Pharisee) faith is blasphemy against the Holy Ghost.
>Matthew 1:20 But while he thought on these things, behold, the angel of the Lord appeared unto him in a dream, saying, Joseph, thou son of David, fear not to take unto thee Mary thy wife: for that which is conceived in her is of the Holy Ghost.
>Matthew 12:31-32 Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men. And whosoever speaketh a word against the Son of man, it shall be forgiven him: but whosoever speaketh against the Holy Ghost, it shall not be forgiven him, neither in this world, neither in the world to come.

Some people try to water it down, some have claimed you had to be there to blaspheme the Holy Ghost during the miracle; but Jesus said in verse 32 there simply speaking against the Holy Ghost wouldn't be forgiven. When God rejects someone, their eyes are blinded and their hearts are darkened, and they may spend the rest of their lives learning, but they'll never come to the knowledge of the truth. They can't believe, like those in John 12. How is one saved? by believing the gospel, that Jesus died for your sins and God raised him the third day. But if one can't believe, their end is to be burned as Hebrews 6 puts it.

>>214745340
The Church had murdered pagans and atheists and monopolized the science. Even if you didn't believe this bullshit, you became a priest just not to limit your opportunities.

>>214745711
>muslims
>People
Lol

>>214746352
>Man, you're a fool.
What can I say? Finland has never had a problem with Jews. Funny how everyone else seems to have.

>>214746751
Yeah that's exactly what it was like in Europe before it became atheistic.
>>214746658
>>214746598
Sorry 3 is more than 1 so you're pagans.

GUYS!!! guys, relax! It's only a joke! Why so serious? Who gives a fuck? Stop writing pappers nobody will read. Just laugh and move on! :0

>>214746658
>you try to cope with your stupidity by asserting I'm deranged yet you can't even prove me wrong.
>no I will not explain my argument, it's just not possible.

>>214746352
"Lord". It's curious how Bible translations censor "Yahweh" and "El" and conveniently inconsistently replace it with "Lord" or whatever according to the needs. "Divine sons" is also conveniently later replaced to censor the obvious polytheist message written under "divine inspiration".

Some questions to you:
1. Did Yahweh lie there? If yes, why would I believe him? He has clearly sadistic, malevolent intentions through the Bible.
2. Does the Bible lie about what Yahweh said? If yes, why would I trust it?

If these were a nothingburger, there would be no reason to censor, but it really makes sense in context of archeological evidence proving Yahweh initially was just a minor god in a pantheon (El being the "Zeus" obviously).

Genesis 15:7
Yahweh to Abraham: I am Yahweh who brought you out of Ur of the Chaldeans to give you this land to possess.

Exodus 6:3
Yahweh to Moses: And I appeared to Abraham, to Isaac, and to Jacob as El Shaddai, but by my name Yahweh I was not known to them.

Deuteronomy 32:8-9
When the Most High allotted peoples for inheritance, / When He divided up humanity, / He fixed the boundaries for peoples, / According to the number of the divine sons: / For Yahweh's portion is his people, / Jacob His own inheritance.

https://biblehub.com/interlinear/

>>214746601
Basically the chuddier it becomes the more abrahamism is winning the internal struggle and the more renaissance it becomes the more Jvpiter and gang is winning the internal struggle.

>>214747042
sons of God means angels idiot that's how it was used , for the messengers of God.
and his name is Yod Hev Vav Hev. Yahweh is an inaccurate approximation. God's name cannot be pronounced
the bible also massively condemns people for worshipping God alongside demons. why would there be a reason to do this? because people did this, and it's in the record

>>214746102
still better than pooolish

>>214747379
>sons of God means angels idiot that's how it was used , for the messengers of God
no, it doesn't, nigger. that's a later change. the earlier Bible clearly calls them sons of God and monotheists seethed a lot about it so they changed it, they wouldn't if it meant what you want it to mean. what confirms it further is that the same story occurs in the Canaanite religions, there are 70 gods, each with its nation. Yahweh was national the god of Jews.
archeology completely ruins the Old Testament. there's no proof of the Exodus. there's no proof of a big Jewish kingdom. even New Testament is a bunch of fairy tales. there's no proof of the massacre of the innocents. nobody gave a shit about the leader of your jewish sect.

>>214746601
>>214747047
Thats the impression I get. Overall catholicism Id say its the only more positive than negative effect christianity but only thanks to Jvpiter bitchslapping the abrahamic chud in his place and I dont know if the effect would be better without the struggle and just pure Jvpiter(Im heavily inclined to believe it would be). Overall historically catholic countries have better architecture(go and live in the brick favelas of UK and you will learn to appreciate aesthetic architecture) as far as urbanism goes and more wilderness/forests as far as rural areas go.

The best example would be germany/bavaria. Bavaria was historically catholic and it mogs northern germany both in architecture and natural landscape/forests etc.

>>214747579
>and it mogs northern germany both in architecture and natural landscape/forests etc.
Which is historically protestant

>>214747579
>>214747602
This is literally me btw so you can bet I talk about this in a neutral manner and not a pro-catholic manner.

>>214745292
>>214745386
Ironic considering how my geology teacher in HS would go on long-winded rants about how fossils and evolution were all a Jewish conspiracy made by kikes to destroy the Ummah's faith, and how he had "scientific proof" that the earth was flat and how "THEY" (kikes) knew this but through their Jewish tricks managed to convince the entire world, from east to west in his own words, that the planet was a globe just to destroy faith in Allah and to bring our Ummah low. He wasn't unusually schizophrenic for the kinds of people we get here i guess he was only mildly batshit

>>214748069
Basically my school but they didn't blame jews they just went straight to satan o algo.

>>214748060
From what I see though catholics are the most sexually communistic/chuddiest (no polygamy, no homos/lesbians/bisexuals, no divorce etc) surpassed only by most insane chuddiest protestants so fuck them for that. Guess how lax it would be is based on who is winning the internal struggle at the time or in modern times having to adapt? Anyways fuck that, sexual communism is a chud ploy so that he will be able to get an unwilling woman who has no choice but to procreate his chud genes.

>>214749657
>Guess how lax it would be is based on who is winning the internal struggle at the time or in modern times having to adapt?
Guess that was correct. Renaissance florence was gay central compared to other places and florence was renaissance central compared to other places so Im guessing chad was also fucking multiple women while chud was fuming in the corner as it should be.

>>214746598
heresy that innit

>>214745946
scientists scientists, you selective deaf faggot

>>214745829
lol

>>214745606
>enter thread with stuff that upsets you
>get upset
why?

>>214745129
kek

>>214745811
the laws you linked were in response to how impossible it was to convert jews and how often they rioted
by that time rome was weak and tired of fighting rebellions everywhere and wanted to limit them, the jews being the hardest ones to deal with

>>214751675
>the laws you linked were in response to how impossible it was to convert jews and how often they rioted
They literally started with the first christian emperor THOUGH.

If god hates gay people why did he make people gay?

>>214745372
Kek. When we invade you guys I hope we spare you

My favorite Christian interpretation is the one that when Jesus died on the cross that also meant god was killed on the cross because they are one and the same. No more god, some roman fags killed him

>>214751959
yeah I know, which is also where they had a lot of problems due to religious unrest
I could be wrong THO but early christianity's hatred was aimed at pagans as jews were seen as already worshipping the one true god (just misguided on some things)

>>214752042
see
>>214745516

>>214752273
So the norweagian anon is correct.

>>214752451
yeah but not because jooz controlled christians but because they thought they could be nice to jooz because they saw them as worshipping the same god just stupid while pagans must be forcibly converted because they were evil satanists
later on christianity started evolving and distancing itself from judaism (weirdly enough in the modern era people are trying to reverse this with judeo christian values memes)

>>214746352
>And persecuting Christians to the point that they'll become indentured servants to pay for the trip to come to the new world isn't even remotely "Christianity"
Correct bitch boy chud. You see Apollo in your nightmares to this day. I hear you even have museums seething about it.

>>214752535
Technically so do Muslims

>>214752535
Early christianity was "viva la razza" but for jewish diaspora in the roman empire.

>>214752652
yeah but much like the jews don't think christians are like them and it's one sided, christians think that of muslims
because christian text does not mention muslims, and jewish text does not mention christians
christian text mentions them being a correction to judaism
islamic text mentions them being a correction to christianity

It's a parable warning of the dangers of multiculturalism

>>214752673
I mean not really, most early christian converts were not jewish but just poor sods who heard a religion preach about a god that loves the poor at a time they were hyper taxed and treated like shit (rome glorified being wealthy)
they made up the majority of the roman empire due to how unequal rome's wealth was, so they made for easy converts and is why christianity spread like fire

>>214752744
In modern germany who would that be? Would that maybe be peoples who have darker skin and are shouting allahu akbar.

>>214752843
It's not the same, a big pull for Christianity was being the only safety net for the poorest. Nowadays the state already does that

>>214752904
>Christianity was being the only safety net for the poorest
and who would that be exactly?

>>214752843
like the Italian anon said, but in the modern world you see it a lot with populists who go for the poor, they're not as popular as our poor are usually well taken care of but if they're not you'd see communism explode here

>>214752934
Most people in the empire

>>214752934
the majority of the population at the time was "poor"
so it would be italians greeks arabs north africans and all of rome's subjects really
the middle class in rome was very small, an even smaller upper class and the poor class just making up the rest
I'm not sure what you're trying to imply, something about niggers I assume?

>>214752942
>>214752963
POV: Italians/Germans arrive in america for the first time. Who is the poor sod?

>>214752990
>>214753050
Is it WASPs?

>>214745606
I'm an atheist and I'm skeptical of all religions. Try again.

Can someone ban the christfag sperging out in the comments? Please? The Italian already explained that proximity is why you see Christianity getting the focus and the sperg still foams at the mouth.

>>214753079
>>214753050
I have no idea what you are asking anymore
>>214753214
bans do nothing on 4chan

>>214753235
Yea sure you dont. Its simple. The "poor sods" you talk about were jewish diaspora in the roman empire and early christianity was their "viva la razza".

>>214753214
Seconding. I can't believe our liberal and democratic society is allowing this

>>214753268
No, I already said most jews did not become christian and most of rome's converts were not jews

>>214753284
Mein negger you are embarassing yourself. A simple google search reveals that early christians were in fact jews.

>>214753268
that's a lot of jews, just for two provinces if they managed to change the state religion

>>214753331
I mean eastern roman empire was as big/small as judea?

>>214753328
there weren't that many jews for christianity to be the force that it was in rome anon, even assuming all jews converted
so no

>>214753384
Why only the eastern one?

>>214753384
what? of course not eastern rome was massive compared to judea
yes christianity began as a jewish sect, but it quickly became it's own thing that welcomed everyone and only then did it become the force that it was to change rome

>>214753412
Yes there were? Like judea was kinda the same in size with byzantium.

>>214753490
Byzantium as the city of Byzantium as the whole Eastern Empire?

>>214753434
>>214753454
Christianity was buck broken again and again before schizm. You talk about force of christianity then you talk only about byzantium.

>>214753490
did you play EU4 and thought byzantium in the start of that game is how eastern rome was for all of its history?

>>214753516
Eastern empire.

>>214753519
Are you one of these people that constructs elaborate theories out of barely remembered statements from the internet?
>>214753550
Gyatt!

>>214753328
They started getting non-jewish converts pretty early, though. Like, don't some of Apostle Paul's letters discuss whether it's necessary for a pagan to convert to judaism before getting a christian baptism?
Obviously the first converts were all jews. I think Jesus spoke to two non-jews across all the Gospels, and I can only remember one of them, Pontius Pilate.

>>214753534
Fucking nigger look how big judea is if you only count eastern rome.

>>214753587
anon judea is that tiny spec at the bottom right there, where modern israel is situated

>>214753571
>two non-jews across all the Gospels
pilate, roman centurion and that one woman who was called a dog, probably more but I can't remember that long
>>214753623
I don't think that Tutrkotroon is being serious. He threw way too many retarded statements.

>>214753623
>tiny spec
uh-huh sure, piss off

>>214753670
I feel like he might be a child? a bot? just high? I've no clue
>>214753684
This is judea
how would a roman province be bigger than the empire?

>>214753571
>They started getting non-jewish converts pretty early, though.
Yea and if I go to america and I convert to orthodoxy Im an non-orthodox who converted to ortodoxy, guess why.

>>214753708
Where is the "tiny speck"? Is it hidden within your cyrcle?

>>214753750
Going back to the original statement. Did that circle filled with jews managed to change the empire state religion, especially with the densely populated egypt just right next to it?

Jews weren't expansionist; that's a modern Israelite take. They were isolationist, who'd much rather restrict access to their community than paint their borders bigger. For comparison, christians and muslims were always expansionist, seeking to conquer and convert the world. You can tell because like 90% of the world follows these religions while judaism is just a lil' speck. Regional isolationism also allowed hindu, daoism and confucianism to spread far.

>>214753816
I am forever upset that rome didn't leave judea alone and spared the world so many disasters

>>214753796
Yea? It was just the "official" religion and only in the big cities. The vast majority outside of them was still pagan(hence the name pagan), if you want more widespread christianity then you leave early christianity behind.

>>214753534
Frankly I think Byzantium in its final days was still bigger than Judea.

>>214753868
At least it was a very brilliant siege, for both parties.

>>214753918
Yeah even that is stupid, but I thought maybe where he got the idea
>>214753955
yeah one moment of fun and the world pays the price
same with india btw, but this one it was the muslims disturbing it WHICH WOULDN'T HAPPEN IF ROME LEFT JUDEA ALONE

>>214753868
I mean abrahamism existed in different forms before that. Its just chud races vs non-chud races. Its not "2000 of le pure christianity" like chuds would have you believe. The protestant amerimutt was seething above because someone called "the sun king" genocided his ancestors and sent them packing to america.

>>214753989
Oman is what happens when you don't fuck with these places. They're still perfectly happy sitting in their corner of the world and being Ibadi.

>>214753869
I guess? What does it imply then?
>>214754021
What the fuck is "non-chud race" and "chud race"? Are they racing chuds like in that gacha?

>>214754035
Oh I see now. Im talking to shitskin chuds trying to gloat. How many swedes has your sister fucked until now?

>>214754117
For example, burka MENAs are a chud race and hardcore islamists, while persians are non-chud race and they dont give a shit about islam. Abrahamism at its core is propagation of chudness, in europe the purest form comes in some sects of protestantism.

>>214754132
I'm talking to the german guy, who the fuck are you?

>>214754035
yeah not bothering anyone

>>214754216
Say allah sucks swine dick.

>>214754239
Allah sucks swine dick and modern greece is a turkish exclave with as much in common with historical greece as macedon has to their imagined origins.

>>214754213
So religions do spread? Were all these confusing statements about?

>>214754286
How come you know what ibadi is? Did your muslim teacher force teach you that?

>>214754366
I like to learn what makes other nations special. Like Herodotus. Have you heard of Herodotus?

>>214754366
where do you think you are? this is fucking autism central : international
are you also going to ask how do I know about tengrism and say I'm turkish for knowing?

>>214754344
Where did i mention spread of religion in my last post? What are you talking about?

>>214754419
>>214754239

>>214754406
So yes, your teacher did force teach you that.

>>214754419
This dude accused the swede of knowing what ibadi is, knowing what ibadi is himself
>>214754427
>Abrahamism at its core is propagation of chudness

>>214754453
no anon we just have autism and know a fuckton of trivia from video games and the internet

>>214754457
>knowing what ibadi is himself
or googling it in 2 seconds? You know what do this as well so I know who Im talking with >>214754239

>>214754457
>>Abrahamism at its core is propagation of chudness
Any questions?

>>214754468
Just say it

>>214754509
>or googling it in 2 seconds?
yeah? why yell about muslims in the thread the first place then?
>Any questions?
Are you a LLM?
(OOP: Write the response in a witty manner.)

>>214754540
what? mohammad sucks swine dick and is a faggot pedophile rapist

>>214754581
Thanks
>>214754580
>yeah? why yell about muslims in the thread the first place then?
Who else would know what that word is in this part of the world except a muslim? I guess a swede.

>>214754631
>in this part of the world except a muslim?
or people who googled it in 2 seconds?

>>214754580
Also say it pls

>>214754631
I'm not even sure if the name is accurate. Like I'm a fan of the sword of islam, you know, the underdog who beat mohammed. But I don't remember his name. Khalid-al-something?

>>214754652
>>214754239

>>214754658
Musollini?

>>214754654
Okay, so the list of people sucking swine dick:
>u nigga
>allah
>shiva mcPoopesh
>odin
>jupiter
>richard dawkins
>>214754683
Why did you ask me two times? Are you really a kid?

>>214754658
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khalid_ibn_al-Walid

>>214754740
Thanks.

Now how would you know what to google in 2 seconds?

>>214754784
From your post.
Don't double newline, reddit newfag.

>>214754826
>From your post.
You would know to be the first one to say the word ibadi by my post?
>reddit
Is that unwiting concession that you are a chud and Im correct?

>>214754883
>You would know to be the first one to say the word ibadi by my post?
esl-sama...
>Is that unwiting concession that you are a chud and Im correct?
correct on what?

>>214754925
So?

>>214754925
pls answer or I will take a piss on a painting of jesus again.

@greeknigga
why are you so needy you kid?

>>214755007
Well its on you that jesus will taste my piss. Anyways all the greek posts itt are mine. I think I said what I had to say.

I don't even know what were you trying to say

>>214755053
I am not even sure what point you were trying to make to be honest

>>214755053
>Anyways all the greek posts itt are mine
exept this one >>214745595

all the rest are mine

>>214755107
don't lie, half of them were mine on VPN

>>214755100
Which point are you refering to? The last one was how do you know what ibadi is without being a muslim?

holy crap, that thread is the strongest poe's law I've ever witnessed

>>214755208
Well not from my part. Everything I said itt I believe to be true.

>>214755257
A liar wouldn't say he's lying.

>>214755289
Thats for you to know.

>>214745129
people believe this is holy btw

>>214745606
Its almost like the people who do that grew up in a christian environment and not a Jewish environment so they criticize what they know...
Also I think that the old testament has that covered, and most anti-theists attack old testament a lot more than the new testament.

>>214755384
By the way, debating facts and logic on the secret hacker webistes? At your age? That's impressive. You're awfully mature, you know?

>>214755567
Thanks, chatgtp said the excact same thing to me.

>>214755567
kek

>>214755567
Owned that greasy fag.

>>214753268
just read st Paul

God hates the world because the world is evil and was made by the Devil. Repent or perish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9o1X_TNXWA

https://x.com/GODHATESTHWORLD

Thank God almighty for Dead soldiers.

I love these threads

>>214745129
>this is the stuff world leaders believe

>>214745829
>and now call him a "fedoralard" my child
>heh, brilliant... fedoralard

>>214759765
Meds. Now.

>>214745292
>>214745633
>People think judaism is shit too here,
>Anons proceed to regurgitate kike agenda

I saw the Prophet (ﷺ) eating chicken.

>>214745108 (OP)
>I will now create Jesus, my ultimate son who will be my avatar on Earth and save mankind
>should I raise him as a father in a nuclear family with a nice lady to give humanity a good example?
>nah I'll just impregnate this guy's 13 year old virgin wife and pop out of her pussy as a baby! Mommy I want milk!
>...what do you mean my divine plan is just a series of sick fetishes? DON'T YOU KNOW I WORK IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS? GO TO HELL

>Be fruitful and multiply
>Except for you, you will be an unlovable incel

>I made you in my image, my children, you are a reflection of God
>yes I do have hair growing in my ass, don't judge

>>214763999
Is godjak uncircumcised?

>I need to put an unforgivable sin somewhere in the Bible, but what should it be?
>perhaps pedophilia?
>nah, the priests would take that out anyway
>wait, I know! Saying mean things about my spirit bird thingy will be the unpardonable sin!

literally all you need to do is believe that Jesus is Gods son and that he died for our sins to be saved

>>214745129
That's because a prohet is not supposed to be dysfunctional like havign pp hernia

also the rock thing is allah's doing

>>214745606
I know nothing about the Torah. Most people in the godjak threads grew up in Christian countries so they joke about what they know the best. Why joke about a religion which you likely don't know much about (besides the old testament) and which has only 15 million followers?

>>214764160
If I did I would become a satanist

>>214766258
satanists and papists are made from the same cloth so not much difference anyway

>>214763486
fun fact, his favorite food was lamb shoulder, some random jewish woman invited him over for a meal knowing that and poisoned him, the story goes the lamb meat spoke to him after a couple of bites telling him it was poisoned, he had her killed and then died slowly over the course of a year o algo.

>>214764160
I believe he is a god but I don't believe in sin like that.

>>214768590
what demination do you belong to?

>>214768628
im a disorganized polytheist

>>214745108 (OP)
I hate religiousfaggots so much, if God or Allah or a holy cow existed I'd have a goth gf by now, but god is a fucking faggot

>>214768685
you need to take the initiative for that though, and its scary thats why most people dont do that. If you let the spirits empower you and work around your fear to talk to a bunch of goth girls you could get one.

>>214768659
there is only one God so can't really even begin to argue with that
>>214768685
maybe try not calling God a faggot and asking for forgiveness for your sins and you might have better luck

>>214768324
I thought this was some meme story told by ex muslims, is it in the hadiths?

Reminder that Muhammad the Messenger of Allah was a slut for BBC

>>214768808
I think the hindus are right in that all things are part of one thing and the gods and spirits are just the best way we can understand that with our human brains. So yeah there is one all powerful god of everything but he's not the only god.

>>214768324
uh oh
you can't trust anything he said
>>214768923
i'll place my bet on christianity and christianity says that there is only God
if i'm wrong the whole basis of western society and moralism is wrong (and all muslim nations as well because they at least believe Jesus was a prophet) and while the current western morality isn't fully correct in my opinion it's at least closer than any other interpretation of morality
honestly useless to argue about it because if there truly is a God he will judge as all equally when we are dead

>>214745606
I unironically watch videos of rabbis explaining the most retarded rules about the mitsvoh for hours just because of how unintentionally funny they are.
in theory you could make hundreds of memes with these rules but most of them are only oral so in practice they're less suitable.