Thread 214746862

British Shorthair edition

>>214746862 (OP)
first innit

>>214746844
think it was something dtfic was spamming

really want a catberg but just spend a fortune on new furnite and gfstein doesn't want it all ruined. reckon i could push for one and she'd be okay with it but will have to say goodbye to sofaberg

Rape serf made the new

>>214746585
colombian camgirls

https://x.com/danbilzerian/status/1965971534146621733?s=46

Yes I called it yes I’m one of the smartest men alive thank you thank you

that's a catberg

Lorraine seems like a lovely woman but her programme is proper shit

>>214746844
gingernonce confessed to being brutally molested as a child lol
that or he made the story up for pity points. either way if he's being a pest and you want to trigger one of his episodes you can taunt him with it x

Catherine Hubbard only its not her

the only colonists in my rimworld game that are having sex are the pig people with their pork-chaser husbands
all normal women are either misandrists or are infertile

wish i had a daughter

considering raping myself

got a £300 autism-tier mechanical keyboard and it sounds fucking incredible, like asmr every time i type

>>214746913
screaming

>>214746935
'

>>214746963
What model?

>>214746912
by all accounts she's an absolute cunt

>>214746963
yeah but what's your wpm

geeked up playing xbox all day

>>214746935
youre not alone on that

>>214746912
She’s a hypocritical tax dodger

>>214746979
you can make all the revolting attention seeking posts you want but you're never going to unrape yourself by doing it

>>214746982
you find that amusing but lose your shit when i post a picture of a child. im laughing

the most bizarre part is his half brother kept wanking him long after he'd orgasmed so it hurt
nigga just push him off you fruity rapecel

>>214747009
>He would vigorously jack me off even after I had already orgasmed

>It was pretty bad

>>214747054
ok

>>214746971
angry miao black diamond v2

>>214746976
no clue probably pretty shit

You can tell Stella Tsantekidou exclusively shags the most fascistic of rorkes and is absolutely filthy in bed

There is no way a shouty greek communist bird like her shags lefty men

>>214747046
>>214747054
wat

>Was wanked off, forced to give head by their biological (german) son

him adding (german) here really gets me. a dribbling race-obsessed autist even when he's having flashbacks to his childhood molestation trauma

>>214747046
ex did this to me once on an experimental thing and I ended up having a second much stronger orgasm and pissing all over the place

so how much you would get paid for such cushy job then

today`s Pocket Monster Of The

day

is ..

Illumise !!

>>214747101
Sometimes do this after spaffing, squeeze my cock a bit and I have a second pissing orgasm, wrings it all out

>>214747124
toby :)

there is
a house
in poo orleans
they caaallll the shiteing bum

sometimes I wish I could go back in time to spend just a bit more time with my daughters when they were little
even just one afternoon or evening would be special
any other dads relate?

how many people actually use up their full ISA allowance?

what sort of person has £1667 spare every month to save?

>>214747139
my cat doesn't sleep next to me under the covers now that he's gotten older so I can kind of relate

>>214747101
for me it's when you're edging and you go a bit too far and have one of those precum mini-orgasms that isn't quite a proper orgasm and you can still cum normally afterwards

>>214747135
Finally, a decent post by Bruce.

>>214747124
what is the item of the day ??

>>214746963
You'll get used to it and stop noticing it within a few days

>black diamond v2 angry miao

pretty cool ngl but £300? not sure

Everyone's being a bit weird today

Grabbing catberg by the throat and shaking him, and he keeps coming back for more

type writers are like olden day laptops when you really think about it

off to bed

screenshotting all the people who laugh reacted the Charlie Kirk story on Facebook and sending it to their parents and employers

>>214747222
hope you have horrific ptsd rape nightmares x

>>214747222
You’ve been done you pedo freak.

any fellow 10 quid logitech k120 freaks in

>>214747246
something like that

>>214747139
‘

British TV stars Samantha Robson, Paul O'Grady, and Tracy Shaw pose backstage at the TV Quick Awards held at the Dorchester Hotel on September 10, 2001 (2001)

>>214747263
>It was pretty bad

im absolutely on one today!!
*sticks my tongue*
a madderz!!

>>214747153
The ISA allowance is a joke. Your tax advisor will laugh at you behind your back until you start using up your £60,000 pension contribution and £200,000 VCT investment allowances as well. If you can't afford to invest £280,000 a year you are poor.

>>214747139
I wish the same

>>214747245
I’m a manager at my work. You send me that and I’d promote the person.

Recreating the Sopranos scene where Adriana tells Christopher she's a rat with catberg

>>214747314
You're not
You wouldn't
Because you can't

tried twice to get into the sopranos but wasn't feeling it

>>214747153
once you go past a certain level of earnings and you don't let lifestyle creep get out of control saving money just becomes an inevitability

i switched to contracting and didn't change my life at all, basically take home nearly £10k every month provided i don't take many days off and 70% of that goes into savings

you'd be surprised how many people are in a similar situation because those of us who don't get paid via PAYE are rarely included in earnings statistics

I am poor as well as ugly

>>214747345
how far in did you get

>>214747188
it's been 2 months and i love it still

>>214747342
Am, would, can. Cry on.

>>214747181
I`m Thinking it
can Be ..

Poké Doll !!

>>214747369
>>>/int/cum

>>214747367
a couple episodes into the first season

>>214747354
What do you hope to gain from telling us, sympathy, pity? Stop being such a worm.

>>214747299
>r/henryuk

>>214747345
love it me I'm going to rewatch it when I finish my current show

>>214747345
It’s the most overrated reddit shite ever. Of all the “meme” shows that people say is Amazing like Breaking Bad, The Wire, Mad Men, etc it’s by far the worst. Cartoonish acting and dumb storylines.

>>214747376
yay

my favourite character? Troony Soprano

>>214747372
Just aren't, wouldn't, and can't though, can you

>>214747415
OH!

>>214747415
Tony Castrato

just had some 'dines on toast now I'm sucking down a 'fee

>>214747376
loved those early 3D designs

>>214747384
if you ever give it a third go it gets fantastic around season 2. the whole lot is def worth the watch

>>214747391
no. I want for nothing.

>>214747391
he's hoping for a ktim but i just dont have it in me now

>>214747438
breath be honking

>>214747457
couldn't tell you the last time I was close enough to somebody where that would be a problem

>>214747405
another day another uptight nonce who types with proper grammar and capitalisation posting dogshit zingers

>>214747474
nice digits

>>214747480
Sorry that I hurt your feelings by phoneposting and not liking your Reddit mafia show!

>>214747445
You're not a cynic, you're a cunt.

just pooed in my y-fronts

>>214747517
things ruby granger never hears

mad that zoomers are going to get radicalised over the most generic goyservative possible
don't really know why you'd target him in the first place tbqh

>>214747548
need her to put that up my arse

>>214747548
She’s in need of penetration.

Don't really watch TV because I realise halfway through I wasn't paying attention and was thinking about inane shit
Same for movies and books

we will be posting fluttershys and raritys today

>>214747551
deep state job to steer public consciousness away from the epstein shit

>>214747586
bro straight up got brain rot fr on god

legs are looking hairier today

rorkeypops and the umchickens xx

>>214747597
UM x

rorke is going to kick off big time at the weekend. tommy robinson bringing thousands of coked up norf fc types down to london to protest against migrants and they’re all going to be wound up even more by charlie kirk dying, could be bloody

>>214747601
think there'd still be better targets if that's what you wanted
think it's honestly just some loony lefty schizo, they're hardly the most politically competent bunch

>>214747586
extremely depressing post. you have ruined your brain.

I am all business all the time

Need to sniff Emma Watson’s toots.

>>214747656
just need to be hooked like a fish in the first 5 minutes or it's futile x

where are the umchickens are they all sleeping x

am I a nonce if I watch digimon porn

business idea: burgers made from cat meat, could call them catburgs

>>214747653
it could just as easily be a disgruntled Q schizo. funny as fuck either way lol

surprised rubyposting is still a thing. she must be like 30 now

>>214747586
i do this and i have adhd, on meds i can watch anything for any length of time and concentrate like a mad cunt. if it's chronic it might be adhd otherwise it's tiktokbrain

working on a theory that charlie kirk was done by the same lad that did that health insurance ceo since luigi is obviously some poor sod just taking the fall and the real shooter's still at large

>>214747739
fried your receptors

>>214747712
She needs to crack on. Those eggs aren't going to be around forever.

haven't had a wank for 4 days me

the charlie kirk thing was almost certainly a false flag to distract from all the epstein stuff. they literally release evidence the president is a paedo and draws pictures of little girls for other paedos and the next day a chud celebrity is killed brutally and that’s all everyone is talking about. pretty smart.

....i think his mate saw me....

>>214747768
wonder if she's still a virge
who am I kidding of course she is

Happy birthday to Dr William Luther Pierce!

funny how meds for "adhd" have exactly the same effect on people who don't have it

>>214747780
snoipin's a good job mate

>>214747778
i think it was an adult woman he drew though

sucking a nice covfefe

officially one sleep until diego

>>214747816
sure it was rorke

>>214747821
Lushberg

>>214747530
*wanders around /brit/ with a lantern in broad daylight, searching for a good post*

>>214747821
is nothing safe from the Elton menace?

Why doesn't 4chan have an app?

how do I become wealthy lads

>>214747814
EVERYTHING ABOVE YA NECK'S GONNA BE A FINE RED MIST

New boots have arrived lads. Now the fun of wearing them in begins.

>>214747821
dire dry foam

any sort of racist but not THAT racist man in

>>214747821
fairy liquid frappacino is it?

>>214747869
Inherit a lot of money and assets. Works every time.

>>214747882
even while dying a horrible gory death blud looked goofy ahh :skull:

brother's well protective of his computer
if he asks me to help him with something he basically sits on my shoulder with eagle eyes to make sure I'm not doing anything bad
wanted to borrow his PC to edit a file and he insists on plugging the USB in and opening the file himself

>>214747895
got a wedding coming up for which I will be wearing brand new un-broken-in shoes. Blistertoil beckons

wore them around the house for a few hours then thought nah I can't be arsed with this

>>214747916
imagine dying really gayly in public and giving hundreds of women the ick at once as your final act on this planet

>>214747940
why dont you have your own computer

>>214747940
probably a nonce and/or gay

>>214747940
ktim

>>214747940
It probably contains a lot of porn, I'd be wary of people on my computer too.

>>214747940
tell him about Recuva just to make him squirm

the lads who installed my broadband yesterday were really impressed by the quality of my DIY house renovation

dead chuffed

At Burger King and getting more a seared bite in the impossible whopper than the regular whopper, oh no no no

>>214748003
did he put the white box thing in a good location in the end then?

used to hide my porn in the sample pictures folder. no one ever goes in there.

Your bitch's neck hardly squirt mine goes Charlie kirk

>you dont have to agree with Charlie but you have to like him and respect him and suck his cock

literally every faggot with more than 500 followers on twitter lol

kek what a dead bitch

>>214748003
I never talk to toilscum who come into my house to do work. They shouldn’t get overly friendly, I am their boss while they are here after all.

the underage edgy posters in are they

>>214748026
A simple search for any files ending in video / image extensions will have you sweating like Sacked Tranny on a schoolbus.

rorke's so fat he's a big big fatty

London has lost so much charm in the last century. I don't necessarily mean in a chuddy, anti-ethnic way either, but just in terms of the architecture and visuals.

can hear the retarded lad who lives on my street making those noises again

>>214748043
yeah for me it's looming off to the side silently, either looking out the window or pretending to be engrossed in my phone, in case my input is required

>>214748063
I agree but in the anti-ethnic way

>>214748035
state of this

>>214748043
You should always offer a cup of tea or coffee, that's just basic manners, and if they're there for a few days biscuits should be offered.

>>214748055
Stop it.

doing a very boring jigsaw
feel like i need to complete it because it was a present but it would be much better off in a charity shop

>>214748084
Laura is a slang for penis
Wood means boner

we used to sell our jigsaws for £2 in the charity shop. Dunno if that's a good price or not.

i dont care that someone got shot
so shut up

>>214748085
Never. I have really high quality tea and coffee and I’m not going to offer it to deano wagies who will down it with a ton of milk and sugar. I’m not responsible for finding their refreshments. I’ve never understood the cringecases who wait hand and foot on tradies, it’s so subservient

>>214748063
Road markings and signage make all streets look bad, as they're garish and incongruous by design.

>>214748124
get a job mate

watched the GeoWizard crossing london with no roads videos

s'alright

Dunno what to eat. Any ideas lads?

>>214747957
He was literally married to a beauty queen.

I'm putting together a team

>>214748195
poo

>>214748195
i'm having a block of cheddar

>>214748190
the one where he goes to cornwall is good. don't know if you've seen that.

>>214748189
I have one. Hence why I can afford nice things.

it's over for nonces

What's mad is that every single person knows, whether they're rorkes or lefties, that Charlie Kirk's assassin is going to be a white man. No question, without even getting an image of the shooter. Just need to find out if it was an internet brainwashed zoomer or a TV brainwashed boomer

>>214748201
>defending some soulless dead culture war faggot
they had that nigga GUSHING brah

>>214748236
he's gone.... down the shops for a bag of sweeties

>>214748241
What does this have to do with British culture?

Hi lads :)

>>214748204
>>214748210
Poo it is

>>214748259
White Americans are genetically British

>>214747751
yeah basically, probably too many drugs at uni

>>214748264
poo

>>214748264
........................................hello

The killer is always someone you least suspect

>>214748217
I'll give it a look cheers. I don't often watch him.

>>214748264
hi mate hiya! hows if fiung?

>>214748287
Elementary, my dear Watson.

>>214748287
they're probably gonna find him in the last place they look

>>214748241
because the blacks don't use sniper rifles, it's like their race can't be that class

>>214748241
it was Mossad and the CIA

the demon hunting lads as it were

>>214748287
but the cia were the first people i suspected

recommend me a sexy porn game to play

>>214748347
white girl's kryptonite

>>214748364
need a miniature sized elton john to fly a toy plane over that and spray cum out of his arse like one of those planes that puts out bushfires

>>214748397
perverted education

caberge onamadone

>>214748063
Oh yeah mate, that famous charm of smog billowing out of chimneys, abject poverty, poo in the streets and crime

there needs to be a containment board for AI slop

>>214748430
yawn

how do i get the smell of onions out from my finger nails

>>214748444
lemon

>>214748456
fr?

Mandelson gone

Sir Keir Stormer

>>214748430
the mum in this is so hot

Poo Chumbling

sir nonce employer

>>214748475
built for my 5 inch bwc

>>214748475
ur so hot

>>214747348
What you consulting on lad

my knob would be big in thailand

Funniest and most satisfying death in a while desu

sir gay kadath

>>214748318
um…girl…the DC sniper attacks

>>214746862 (OP)
Cute, I would like a cat of this breed

>>214748347
actually they're demons mate. the girls are the demon hunters.

>>214747314
Based

me and the gf are going as Rumi and Jinu to a halloween party, having an asian gf is so based i don't see how white women can compete

>>214748498
mobile apps basically

>UK Ambassador to the US Peter Mandelson sacked
Lmao

Damn

got a big mirror for my room and its making me anxious. bad feng shui or something or its got a demon in it

>>214748512
Clean shot, big Hollywood blood splatter, in front of a crowd, clearly the shooter had wanted a spectacle
The /pol/ tears have been absolutely wonderful

Total ZOG Destruction

>>214748629
Yeah Rorke’s meltie over it has been hilarious, been really enjoying it

Might go out and get shot in public today x

>>214748610
i knew someone who fell into a mirror and cut his throat open on a shard

Politics making a lot of people lose their humanity nowadays, very sad to see.

>>214748610
do you ever look at it while wanking?

>>214748685
it's more than just politics but yes it is sad

Peter Mandelson: "We need to rub the right's noses in diversity"

He's also a Jew, funny.

>>214748685
wanting your political enemies to die is the most human thing out there

Humanity should be a slur. What vile creatures we are

I just appreciate how clean the shot was. Straight into the jugular

yum yum yummy

>>214748711
not the better half of human nature

not right is it

>>214748742
Yanks need arresting. All of them.

>>214748742
is it a pepperminckle or a picklemint?

>>214748683
fat whore, 20+ cocks taken GUARANTEED

>>214748738
i understand the sentiment but vile compared to what
if you expect perfection then you will always be disappointed

>>214748610
Are you a dog mate?

is Euston the worst major train station in London? dire 60s monstrosity made worse by all the bolted on upgrades

The peter scrandelson

>>214748777
And she’ll never take yours, heatherpaedo

>>214748777
Sex is amazing and you are a fool not to be doing it as much as you can

>>214748760
the rail network in the UK exists to financially punish autists who can't drive

>>214748790
we've all been there

>>214748760
We used to rule 1/3rd of the world now we subsidise the rail fares of foreign countries
Grim beyond belief

>>214748760
why your trains so expensive howd you guys fuck that up when you invented trains or somehting

Might go out and have sex today

mental that all the pandemic shit really happened

shocking lack of diversity in shrek (2001), not a single black character (unless you count donkey)

>>214748787
It’s literally fine. Yeah it gets a bit busy and people rush when they announce a platform but it’s fine.

>>214748817
Broken Britain innit

I have a bump on top of my scar hope it's normal

>>214748820
Make sure he wears a condom

>>214748817
Privatisation, let foreign countries buy them, now even if we nationalised them the price wouldn't come down because PE firms own all the rolling stock that we have to rent off of them
It's beyond farcical

>>214748821
move on

errr i'm a virgin actually

>>214748760
This is Monday at peak commuter times
Unless you're booking on the day or the day before it's comparable

Playing Metroid Dread and I'm having a blast lads

virgin used to exclusively mean a chaste woman, would have been very confusing to refer to a man as a virgin a thousand years ago

>>214748862
>peak commuter times
>arrives at 9:35
monglord

>>214748869
>>214748869
>>214748869

>>214748817
unions make it so they are never running AND are expensive :) thanks unions
fucking selfish train drivers. they will all still eat it up though
>>214748862
they are so dishonest

>>214748887
Happy? Goes down to £16 if you have a railcard

Hyper Capitalism

>>214748912
Who the fuck is going to be travelling FROM London to Bristol at the time of the morning?

>>214748869
>>214748869

paid £18 for a 25 minute train journey yesterday

sir train splitting

you get noticeably fewer wogs on trains compared to buses though