Thread 214772405

>>214772405 (OP)
Happy 9/11!

will it get better?

>>214772439
pray for it to get worse so it won't be surprising when it does

>>214772420
not really, they were very respectful of my heterosexuality
>>214772448
I should have played that...

Can't believe they haven't found him

>>214772451
yes.

>>214772512
How many days did it take to find Luigi - a week maybe?

>>214772451
no

>>214772405 (OP)
Where's Mexico

There's a veritable rape holocaust going on right now. All over America attractive blonde teachers are fucking their students. We have to do something.

When I someday buy land I think I might get an Alpaca and Goat, you can shave them both for wool and they both make milk, I'm not a prepper or anything but those both seem good

YJK when they find him he'll be stuffing his face at McDonalds kek

>>214772556
it should have been me

We are boring

Bit idea: gay guy who goes to a prepper meeting think its something else

>>214772565
There'll never be another like my goat luigi

>>214772582
does hilarity ensue?

Why do Americans love capitalism so much

>>214772582
>turns out he has a fabulous time because preppers are actually huge faggots and half of them are probably cocksuckers too

Prepping is so cringe and 2015. Once you realize everything you need basically fits in a backpack and a gun you stop worrying.

>>214772564
Little goats are so fucking cute, my friend has animals and the smol goats are so fun to play with.

I bet that retard is still in the city.

Why don't they ever just book a flight prior to the shooting then flee the country immediately after while the feds are still scrambled?

>>214772602
I was thinking more like a family guy cutaway like he's in a gimp suit or something and there's all these hillbillies walking around him in a convention hall going about their business and he just looks defeated and says "god dammit...."

>>214772606
Half of social media nowadays is Americans and their derivatives whining about late stage capitalism (they don't know what any of that means)

way down on the old plantation that's where I was born

Silence IS violence. No young man should have to go to school in fear of having his dick sucked by a hot lunch lady. Completely unacceptable.

Everything I need to be fully prepped is whatever fits in my pants

>>214772621
I'm pretty sure they send agents to the nearest airports immediately for that exact reason.

*japanese voice* jooooooou-sama sexo doko? sexo doko jou-sama? hime ga sexo tsubarashi!!!! onee-sex!

you like mr sparkle?

Imagine eating this good.

*blasts this out the car window while staring longingly at the sunset after learning Israel has just been obliterated by 327 tactical nuclear ICBMs*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMFWFhTFohk&list=RDcMFWFhTFohk

>>214772655
When I was like 11 a female doctor examined my penis and I jerked off to the thought constantly after that, I still have a medical fetish to this day

I am reminded of a greentext about a gym teacher who was married to another teacher in the same school and the woman gave birth to a black baby (she fucked a black student) and the gym teacher was there in the hospital and when he saw the baby he sprinted to his car and they found him with his brain blown out behind the school

>>214772690
>>214763291
who did it better cum?

I’m starting to think America hate is just thirdie cope. This country is amazing.

I have tomorrow off of work so its a 3 day weekend so I am smoking a bit of weed and playing vidya

Will the shooter get a perp walk as kino as Luigi's?
>handcuffed
>still needs to be surrounded by police in full tactical gear and rifles

>>214772702
makes sense, I had a teacher in 2nd grade with massive jugs and she'd help me put on my winter boots sometimes and her massive tits would be smooshed right into my head and face. to this day i am obsessed with big soft tiddies.

>>214772690
i know people who feed their pets better than you eat. do better Jason.

>>214772731
Dein Fraß sieht einfach nur widerlich aus.

>>214772690
Is that a glass of milk?

>>214772690
>not enough minerals

>>214772753
He's already in Israel, no chance

>>214772786
it's horse cum

thank got for men attracted to big boobies leaving all the small boobed asian qts for me

>>214772753
this guy is a nobody and his message has already been muddied (some people are saying its a troon attack, some people are saying its epstein related, some people are saying its left, right, etc) luigi had a clear message and wide public support

>>214772724
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xIUlCW5Q05E&pp=ygUlbWkgaGlqbyBlcyBuZWdybyBsYSByb3NhIGRlIGd1YWRhbHVwZQ%3D%3D

you will get dropped like you saw your PO, nigga

>>214772806
oh I like them too, big tiddies are just my preference. i fucked a chinese girl who worked at a hotel in Vancouver last year and it was pretty good but i miss having giant tidds to grab onto.

When I was a kid I wasn't allowed to drink soda so when we had pizza I would have it with a glass of milk.

>>214772734
so are you just gonna post this daily to brag?

For me it's small boobs and wide hips + moderately sized butt

to be fair political activists and CEOs are both equal in their level of scum

i’m deathly afraid of guns but i would never ever ever ever learn anything about them

>>214772831
I still drink milk. Every day, I'm grateful I'm not lactose intolerant like most people here.

>>214772839
it's not really saying much, canned dogfood is on par with your diet.

>>214772812
he will be remembered as a folk hero, doesn't mean he'll be remembered on the same scale as Hitler or Einstein.

Something funny with this attack has been leftoids pretending they like gun control and hate gun violence again. Niggers it is NOT 2019 anymore nobody believes that shit and school shootings don't even stay in the news for more than a day, you were all cheering for Luigi too lmao

>>214772870
Shouldn't you be sucking Israeli dick o algo?

>>214772867
Small boobs and a wide hips big ass is great tho.

>>214772734
what do you do for work?

>>214772734
I have more money than you.

>>214772886
Shouldn't you be sucking mine since I'm American

I can't imagine being so gotten to that I'm gonna ruin my life over a youtuber. Shooter must be /weakmind/

Tell me about Pat Mcafree.

>>214772878
Good milk is great. Always full fat. 4%

A wise man once said "big boobs fill your hands, but small boobs fills your heart"

Looking back on school days there was organized harrassment going on. anyway I hanged out with the cool guys by the smoking corner

I only drink the finest Cambodian breast milks.

A cock in one hand and another in the other leads to togetherness

>>214772939
organized schoolyard crime nigga you was just weak

Why hasn't no one shot me yet?
Why hasn't no one stabbed me yet?
Why hasn't no one broken through my window yet?
Why hasn't no one killed my dad yet?

Then this Charlie Kirk shit happens.
Before he got killed. I was paranoid as fuck for a good few weeks.

When is someone going to come to my house and kill me.

Why hasn't it happened yet?
Why am I not a target?
Is god protecting me since May, 18th, 2025?

I just want to know why I'm not dead yet.
I feel like a target myself.
They are just waiting for the right time to kill me.

>>214772690
My brother has autism and he also has weird eating habits like you.

>>214772979
stfu pussy

>>214772979
alright i'm coming over

*santa clause voice* ho ho ho and an ass full of cum!

If you wanna get laid just put on music like this when you've got a girl over:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY&list=RDcMFWFhTFohk&index=5

>>214772980
There's nothing weird about that meal

>>214772994
Bro thinks I've ever had a girl over lmao

anime is gay except for the anime I watch

>>214772994
what's the equivalent but for British girls

>>214772963
Is this real or regular wwe shit?

My ancestor was given a government-mandated wife by the King of France. I DESERVE to have Carney send me a wife. If I don't, what am I paying taxes for?

I want to fuck a pretty half black girl

>>214773037
this mark ass nigga…

>>214773010
The glas of mik and the avoidance of broccoli makes it weird.

>>214773044
based

I hate drawing so much bros

>>214772979
*grabs chainsaw*

>>214773037
real, pat insulted germany and that guy (his name is gunther) is german

>>214773032
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8OtzJtp-EM&list=RDy8OtzJtp-EM&start_radio=1

FANCY A SHAG M8?

Car ads used to have class

>>214773071
New Indian chincel has been dropped.

Old good new bad

>>214773129
Mexico still fucked.

>>214773122
lol could be nafri too brown pride world wide

I watched the movie Click with a girl in high school and she cried.

>>214773095
agreed

>>214773122
Kinda looks like Butt-head

>>214773160
Are you single

>>214772898
I'm just an office wagie.
>>214772908
Good for you? I'm happy where i'm at, my model says I just be very comfortable going forward.

>>214773160
because it was that bad?

>>214773059
My family overcook broccoli. I don't like mushy broccoli.

>>214773095
Wow, didn't know they had to fill diversity quotas in ads back then.

>>214773122
>chincel

>>214773178
Yes
>>214773184
There was a scene where Sandler's father dies or something and Sandler wishes he spent more time with him, it was very sad.

I want to die young. I don't want to come to this shit general anymore.

>can't even steam frozen broccoli florets properly

good GOD

>>214773185
Do they steam or boil em?

>>214773095
>>214773167
cars are crude machines for crude men

>>214773190
That's unironically not true

Larry page looks indian and is swarthy as fuck but he married a white girl with blonde hair and blue eyes and his kids are white and have blonde hair and blue eyes

>>214773238
I'm like 99% sure I'm gonna die young. I'm not suicidal or unhealthy, but I just know in my heart I'm not making it to 40.

>>214773251
guilty as charged. women love a crude man.

>>214773285
I hope that's not true.

Why are Argentinans like this?
https://youtu.be/OfKnxYSPs5s?si=pO0990pAZmqcCzI1

>>214773285
I'm actually suprised some days desu

/cum/ is a truck lover general.

>>214773285
Yeah I'll probably kill myself at 30 if life doesn't work out

>>214773325
whats the difference between argies and uruguayans?

>>214773252
Using niggas for an ad of ammunition makes more sense because they trigger a fear response in most potential customers.

>>214773325
too white but that doesnt make them not latina senor

>>214773358
Uruguayans actually have money

I hate modern trucks because their drivers are always the biggest niggers on the road and they blind everyone with their obnoxiously bright headlights

>>214773358
Argentians have cuter girls. Lot of whites in the mix.

>>214773342
Like Broncos desu

>>214773281
This guy is half Jewish and a billionaire while you are just a swarthy mestizo.

.

>>214773388
megabased

>>214773394
Shit chink take.

>>214773424
I'm whiter than you, Poojeet Singh.

>>214773388
I love them

Mexicalifornia

>>214773497
sexo con mexicalifornication

>>214773417
>>214773477
Theirs this boomer in my neighborhood who has a restored vintage and it looks amazing

Blood pressure 148 / 110

>>214773526
>>214773477
Broncos and Scouts are pure Americana

>>214773541
idk what that means is that bad?

>>214773526
This does look good.

>>214773591
I'm fucking Bullgarian, I'm fucking germanic

>>214773604
Are you?

>>214773497
California is its own thing desu, chicano culture is different, even mexican immigrant culture.

>>214773564
Especailly in Califronia. Open top at the beach and then go climb the Sierra Nevada's
>tfw

>>214773608
I love when I look up a vid on Youtube and it has a little blue box underneath it automatically telling me about the Holocaust. I just love that feature.

Earplugs in.

I'm pretty heavily dependent on them at this point. Not sure I can go back to sleeping without.

DMAA arriving soon

>>214772451
Genuinely how the fuck do men keep falling for this?
Literally every "trad" larping woman on twitter, of which there are hundreds if not thousands, does this exact same grift and it works every time.

>>214773652
>tfw live in shithole Ontario where everything is rusted to bits or costs a gorillion dollars

Californians truly squandered their paradise, I hope it's not too late for them thobeit.

>>214773654
Why are they so happy? Coins are worthless.

Is latinx pronounced "latin-ecks" or "lateencks"?

>>214773654
not real silver, if it was they would burn

I just want to doxx myself and kill myself right now

>>214773663
I hate ear plugs, the pressure and like ambient noise of your blood or whatever that sound is genuinely makes me feel like I want to kill myself

>>214773712
a penny saved is a penny earned (with interest if you can exploit a stupid goy)

>>214773693
>I hope it's not too late for them thobeit.
It is never too late. Cali used to be paradise but I'd say wealth disparity, drugs, immigrants and tech has ruined it. Nowday's only the rich can live amazing

>>214772976
I wasn't weak, I literally got involved with the state security forces

>>214773663
plugging her

>>214773768
Sounds like you're gonna have to kill all the rich douches, tech bros, and illegals. Would donate my time to help liberate California from tyranny ngl.

@grok screengrab charlie quirk making that tight lipped eyes closed face milliseconds before having his shit blown smoove off and add “ITS OVER” text

i smell bad, i'm sober, hungry, out of shape, got a small cock and i ain't got no money

>>214773795
>I literally got involved with the state security forces
I know you did because you don't know who created MDMA.

>>214773767
For me?

Real annoying that you can't discuss current events in your country in /int/

>>214773802
Lol feel free to move here. I'd say it's better than most places and if you can find your little place

Seen in Ontario

I am afraid to go to work today.
I want out.

>>214773863
Stay home and cuddle with me

>>214773863
quit. start a business. lizardperson mentality.

>>214773863
Don't go.
Sometimes suicidal people want to kill each other at work and then jump you outside of the workplace for no reason.

Shits weird.

>>214773848
Your government hates us right now :( otherwise I'd probably move to Florida or Texas in a heartbeat. Cali still seems very expensive + faggy gun laws.

Weird thread, this shit glows. Especially with that e-celeb chud guy getting rekt and shi. y'knowwhatimsayin?

>>214773856
sums it up nicely.

>>214773914
>Your government hates us right now
This stupid nigger thinks Trump hates Canada when he wants to buy Canada.

Then they will hand you over to be tortured and will put you to death, and you will be hated by all nations because of my name. Then many will fall away, and they will betray one another and hate one another. And many false prophets will arise and lead many astray. And because of the increase of lawlessness, the love of many will grow cold. But the one who endures to the end will be saved. And this good news of the kingdom will be proclaimed throughout the world, as a testimony to all the nations, and then the end will come.
Emphasis on: "And because of the increase of lawlessness, the love of many will grow cold."
I think about this passage often.

>Bolsanaro sentenced to 27 years in prison
Fucking based, I wish our country had the balls to imprison politicians for breaking the law

>>214773937
Shut up bitch no politics, also he doesn't want Canadians just the resources and land.

HEY!
FUCK N

>>214773914
>>214773937
He totally says that stuff as a shit test BECAUSE he finds Canadians contemptible.

>>214773914
> Florida or Texas in a heartbeat.
Florida is okay but Miami is a gold digger with a bbl and Tampa sucks. Texas is full of fats, roads and desert. Cali is good because you can have everything, decent cities if you can afford and a lot more rednecks than you think

>>214773966
Shut up dumb nigger.
He wants Canada.
Stupid Jeet.

They're gonna take your guns away if you don't support Israel

Pull the tapeworm out of your ass HEY

Cutwater

>>214773914
California is filled with retard gunfags. I live in the boonies and can hear them shooting ducks or whatever every morning.

Easy to spot a schizojeet post

we should focus deportations on black people if chuds really cared about crime

>>214774030
I posted that in /mu/ once and nobody replied. Pleb board.

>>214774003
Shut up bloody benchod

FUCK YOU BLOODY

>>214774048
>hey bro here's that AR15 you wanted
>Cali compliant

at least the autist "eats his own cooking"
more than what you can say about the average europoor these days. they are museum-going fragilistas

>>214774059
Deporting criminals doesn't stop crime, it just moves the crime to another country. If you want to stop crime, you execute the criminals.

The United States will lie in ruins.

How do you even punish a trans shooter?
There's about a 41% chance that they actually WANT the death penalty

Cuckly Fart

>>214774108
Ignore their pronouns

>>214774108
force them to use the correct bathroom

>>214774106
I thought you were gonna say something cringe and then it turned based real quick

should i just end it?

>iceland anon is back
nice

>>214774144
pls no

>>214774108
Restrain them like this and force them to watch PBS shows about biology.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhe9kRCySxM

Fuck video games

diets are for pussies, i can eat 50 eggs

>>214774191
eggs are a superfood

>>214774148
could be an israeli spy, be careful

>>214774209
GIWTWM

More like Cockwork Orange

>>214774148
Hello
>>214774217
Icereal

>>214774030
Staple tapeworms to my penis

>>214774272
>>214774217
*icerael
I fucked it up
>>214774274
So the flesh worms can drink brain juice from your fetus!

Im thinking anime

>>214774291
Anime Egyptian women...

Remembering that week schizojeet was on a 24/7 meltdown after getting his shit rekt by Icelandbro.

>>214774334
We get it, you have a crush on the Icelandic poster

poopdick schizo on a real one

>>214774343
For real for real

name some sci-fi books I should read :3

>>214774340
ooooh sounds like someone's been bitten by the jealousy bug! uh oh!

Nintendo patented summoning and battling characters

>>214774356
Are you left-wing or right-wing?

>>214772556
Where were teachers like that when I was in school?

>>214774402
hmmm, let's do the second one

>>214774430
Raping other students.

>>214774356
Destination: Void (Hebert)
Childhood's End (Clark)

To make friends one must butter up your interlocutor
If you're female you say something like "wow I love how your ear rings match your top ... so cute!"
If you're male you crack a crude joke to show you are just one of the guys one of the pals or perhaps ask "hey did you see the latest Steelers game Lance Shateeqwa threw the game winning throw in the last inning, hell yeah bro!". And then at a timely moment you offer your interlocutor a cold brewski to show you are just one of the guys
These are a few examples of how humans form friendships

>>214774436
Theft of Fire by Devon Eriksen

>>214774490
ChatGPT answer if it was less verbose and less articulate

>>214774334
Is that guy still bothering you all?
Can't imagine it being fun for him to post here

>>214772994
>Band of Horses - The...
I used to have that song on my iPod, but I deleted it because the roastie teacher I had played it once.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4eMhddTPg4

WELL NOW LET'S JUST SEE IF ANYTHING'S MISSING

>>214774510
Hell yeah bro, top kek funny reply. Want to hang out later?

>>214774545
This is more like Grok

I don't like hollow knight because it has insects in it

Jason got sexual reassignment surgery to attract femboys but it turned out they only wanted to fuck his ass anyway!!! Fuck a mother fucking duck!!!

>>214774516
He is still here sperging out. His new thing is to preemptively call other people jeets to deflect, it's very obvious.

>>214774563
Ha dude you're killing me, so funny.
You see the latest Brewers game, wow that sure was a doozey
How bout we go back to my place and share a brewski?

Stupid Amerifat

Ok post faster because after this thread I'm finna wash my stinky self

Bitch dick nigger ass

>>214774621
Kys

I said I want rice and peas not rice and penis

>>214774581
those scare you too much like when you were a kid?

>>214774621
Kys

>>214774604
The phrasing of the last part made it seem more gay than friendship seeking

>>214774636
>hands you sushi rice with green peas
order up!

>>214774645
No insects are just gross

>>214774600
Sounds like something that pavement pooper would do

>>214774650
Nothing sexual just two bros sharing a brewski bonding like bros do talking about the football and the beer together as human male commonly do in an act of friendly exchange
That's what's up bro!

You can do it put your ass into it

My dad is an OG.
Your dad is a loser drug addict.

>>214774696
What kinda beer we talkin bout?

>Tomorrow is friday again
Where'd all the time go-w
Its starting to FLY-yYyYyYyYayyAYYY

I’m cheating on my wife (fictional) with a college student (fictional)

>>214774668
you're a canadian dandy

>>214774728
Bud light.

>>214774722
OG = Original Gay

Feeling a sense of dread for no reason again

My paranoia calmed down because I will kill you if you come near me.

OG Original Gimp

Really want to get drunk, but i can tell my liver cant handle it
chronic abuse has fucked with my organs
last night i had a single beer and my entire body hurt like crazy the entire night
it would feel so good though

>>214774742
What does your dad do?

>>214774754
I would deck you in the face and commit emasculation upon your person

>>214774754
Yeah And then do 10 years or life in prison or go through some stressful court case where the person's ghetto niggery family explains that their relative you killed was a good little dindu
Doesn't help

>>214774770
damn this nigga a full blown alcoholic

Might drop out of school, quit my job and book a one way ticket to Alaska
Just kind of getting the itch to run away

OG= Original GAYLORD

>>214774741
It's gonna be a no from me dawg

Thinking of buying a pack of smokes.

>>214774770
> last night i had a single beer and my entire body hurt like crazy the entire night

>>214774759
i got fucked at a concert once and dropped to the ground, some tyrone type dude carried me away in his right shoulder, i'm not even a lanky or a manlet shit was crazy.

I'm back in the New York groove

>>214774816
>i got fucked at a concert once and dropped to the ground, some tyrone type dude carried me away in his right shoulder
Um.... Please tell me I'm misreading this

What is your response to his ending?
https://youtu.be/6g4wiqI8gk8?si=fa4XFLRVfLQQ8YAi

>>214774791
I haven't even abused alcohol that heavily, and i still feel like i've permanently damaged some of my organs
Like the most i've drank in a night is like 2 - 3 bottles of wine, but those were very rare occasions.
Kind of hoping my organs might just fail so i dont have to live past my twenties
>>214774810
Because my organs are so shitted up from drinking too much any amount is painful...

>>214774770
I am glad I gave up drinking completely years ago.

FARDING AND SHIDDING IS NOT THE WAY HERE'S WHAT CAPTAIN PLANET HAS TO SAY

>>214774816
That was me. I fucked you.

I raped spinster

>>214774826
>Like the most i've drank in a night is like 2 - 3 bottles of wine, but those were very rare occasions.
that's a lot to drink in one evening

>>214774843
Only a handful of times in my life. Usually i'd only do like one bottle of wine a week at the most

>>214774734
you're a yankee doodle dandy

>>214774837
why are you black

>>214774792
Oh sweet. Finally an Into The Wild sequal

>>214774877
You can pull my hair touch me anywhere whips and chains

>>214774810
what do you smell like?

>>214774816
You're a gay man and had sex with a black dude at a concert? in public?

fat whores have co opted the term chubby. I hate when I'm trying to find porn of a girl with big tits, fat ass, and a little stomach fat and all you get are whales

>>214774933
brian...

>>214774939
Does your earliness come from you being a precum baby?

DO NOT USE THIS EARLY THIS
>>214774905
MADE BEFORE POST 299 BY THE SAME SAMEFAGGING JEET WHO MADE THIS THREAD

>>214774945
not him

>>214774938
Fat women do this with literally every term for women who aren't hambeasts. Thicc, chubby, curvy etc. fatties just grab it

>>214774971
why are you such a fag though

>>214774975
They do that with food too

DO NOT USE THIS INDIAN SAMEFAGS EARLY THREAD MADE BEFORE POST 299
>>214774905

>>214774905

>>214774984
i'm not the one getting fucked by black men (in public) at concerts

real thread, non early new

>>214775027
>>214775027

Porn has held me hostage for 28 years, I am done with it. New me new future the miasma ends here