Thread 214821834

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vY2pHxDV-WQ


Previous Kana: >>214721953

Good Morning Good Morning Good Morning itt'sss weeekenddd it'ss weeeeekeenddd i can read visual novels and watch black people reacting to seasonal anime shows all i wantttt ^_^

>>214802053
I feel like i recognize this post... [spoiler]Marcos the second @_@[/spoiler]
>>214802263
I never heard anyone around whether they were Iraqi or the people overseas say that >_< it's just my own thoughts @_@ i believe wishing for someone to wake up after they sleep is quite important... that's why i wish for all of /mena/ cuties to wake up and be with us again >_<

Cute thread

Working on a new mod, and part of it has to do with restoring Jewry.
As in, I'm putting literal Judaism back into the game (localized version removed the Jewish references).

>>214823119
what game?

>>214823276
It's an obscure game called Nunya

I will breed your sister

>/mena/ cuties pretending to be busy in a saturday's afternoon

wwwwwww @_@ you are not busy at all! you got no friends other than us! so just talk to us, instead of being alone like a cute mentally ill person! >_<

Det are you here?

>>214825463
Anon are you the "ABdul" guy who used to post on /vn/? Do you still post there or is it someone impersonating you?

>>214827073
Is this what Jewish rap sounds like? @_@ or is it not... if not, can you give me, like the best Jewish rap as an example? @_@
>>214827145
There is someone who is similar to me? @_@ i want to befriend him ,_, i only posted like 3 times on /vn/, 1 was for a CVN and one was to ask what to play and one was to ask about how to patch the angel beats visual novel correctly @_@ in all 3 posts, i got no answers... then i decided to never visit this unhelpful place and go for Reddit instead ,_, *they also didn't help me...*

>>214827452
>There is someone who is similar to me? @_@ i want to befriend him ,_, i only posted like 3 times on /vn/, 1 was for a CVN and one was to ask what to play and one was to ask about how to patch the angel beats visual novel correctly @_@ in all 3 posts, i got no answers... then i decided to never visit this unhelpful place and go for Reddit instead ,_, *they also didn't help me...*
Kek this must be sarcastic. So you aren't this det guy?

>>214827465
>det
I don't think i have ever seen an anon named like that here @_@ maybe he is one of the rare flags that just appear and post some wisdoms and then disappear? or a new cutie who i never got the honor of meeting @_@ (the only names i got for some reason here are Kanaposter, Kana_______*insulting me*, and i remember having some name on /sp but i don't remember what it was exactly @_@)

>فوسفاط و جوج بحورة
>Exact same timestamp down to the second
still not fucking over that

مؤمن مقدادي + الفيديو اللي كان بيسال الناس في الشارع لو اختك طلعت من البيت بالليل ايه رد فعلك
عرفوني ان القرادنه اكتر شعب بهيم في الشرق الاوسط

Türk var mı?

>>214827605
There was also some Syrian women who knew a bit of Turkish -- at least she claimed so. Are you that person? Do you know any Turkish?

>>214828155
Am not a woman and i can't speak any Turkish other than the words they share with some of the languages i can speak @_@

>>214828544
>Am not a woman
So you are just gay? Sorry for assuming things, lol.

>>214828588
Am not gay! Am the straightest man ever!! *not that i have anything against the yaoiCHADs*

Pity bump

>>214823401
die blogposter

>Charlotte
I love this anime so much it's unreal... Maeda-sensei is really the best ,_,

Do MEs just not use the Internet or what
Why are there only a few of you guys around?

Come home ABdul...we still don't know what the fuck milk and yellow is...

>>214829351
I think it means milk and honey? Maybe yoghurt and honey?

>>214829341
We have actual conversations
That's the main reason it exists to begin with

>>214827452
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bxNKZKAHLM

>>214821993
i tried angel beats 5 years ago and it was real cool of reading... do u have more recommend besides key? what are ur favorite?

>>214829537
Thank you @_@
>>214829593
>what are ur favorite?
I guess 999 is with the big boys @_@ this is my 3x3 before angel beats >_<
Also the vns that i read this year and i liked:
Hatoful Kareshi, Root Letter, Milk outside a bag of milk outside a bag of milk, Rail of Möbius, Yotsumegami, Wish room, Last window, Tokyo Alice
I don't read visual novels that much... after finishing angel beats, i never read any other vn... i only read HBR because it's from him >_<

>get shitfaced at the bar
>meet a girl
>somehow win her while shitfaced
>take her home
>says she drank too much
>needs the bathroom for a minute
>pissing so loud
>"holy fuck that's hot"
>(piss is my thing)
>want to do her right then and there
>barge in
>she's too stunned
>look down
>she's got a cock
>now I'm stunned
>(cock is also my thing)
>gathers herself in my moment of speechlessness
>asks what in the fuck I'm doing
>tell her "صوت صفير بلبلِك هيج قلبي الثمل"

>>214830666
kek

>>214830666
Top 10 things that didn't happen
Also the number in your id is 666

>>214830207
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkdcvSr-vno

>>214831740
kino

This is even worse then aijeet bros chatbot thread, bant is the only option

>>214831740
Have to put it as your name too.

>>214831845
>>214831740
Yeah it's probably not a ban special for redman. They must have banned janitor text in the name field.

>>214831845
The autoban is for any field, but it's only applied on /vg/

>>214831910
Oh, interesting

Hm I could deploy a chatbot that spams redgod in retaliation, give me a moment.

>schizo posting
/OnK/ all over again...

>MENA threads I make:
>Nice pic and cool music
>MENA threads Arabs make:
>Gay, anime or tranny stuff

>>214832121
oink?

>>214832442
Don't you dare call me a pig, you bad fate character poster!!!!! >_<

كان بوستر
صار بوستر
ليس بوستر

علاوي حبيب قلبي أبو حسين

This kana fag is still around and baking ?

Just found out that Gilgamesh is actually pronounced Bilgamesh, I'm gonna throw up

>>214836521
Wrong :p
t. Iraqi Kang

we gotta do something about the turks

I love Kanaposter the most !

>العلم العراقي ينشر رجال ملتحين هوموايروتك مرة اخرى
اخ

>>214836952
>ملتحين هوموايروتك
No such thing

>>214836755
>"muhhh internet proof"
Worth nothing next to the words of a true Iraqi patriot!!!! V-V we True Iraqi's don't even have the letter B and never say anything that sounds like it... never used it even once in my life outside my other languages @_@
>>214836780
I love you too, totally new /mena/ cutie who i never talked with before in the last couple of months >_<

>needs to leave her house to go study in sunday
Can't stay awake any longer... good night /mena/ cuties ,_, wish you all the best! best dreams! best sleep! and to awake after the sleep! and to have that dream! ,_,

>>214829228
Is it because of what happened in the Red Sea, where the internet cable was cut, causing many people in that region to lose internet access?

>>214838206
Good night king.

>>214823951
>meanwhile in reality

>>214821834 (OP)
Hello, please to take off the NA from /MENA/ and a شأ?
/nafri/ lawyers will take you to court should you refuse.

>>214827897
The united states needs Shariah law

Ok but death penalty for leaving Islam is crazy

Look at all the mentally ill weebs ITT, let me guess you're also addicted to porn and think you can quit your weebery any day now ? This is what coddling up with other mentally unwell otakus does to your brain, you guys are trapped in a vicious circle and bubble of perpetual decadence
Close your monitor and stop being subhuman coomers

>>214841046
and do what instead?

>>214841046
אתה מרוקאי

>>214840910
just look at the subhumans ITT

>>214841756
Kill yourself i guess

>>214821834 (OP)
Death to Jana poster death to tranamianiachs

>>214823401
9/10

>>214841921
Ok so what his sister might be my wife one day

I was over at my dad’s compound today helping with some field work. He lives in a very rural area of مِنْطَقَة تَبُوْك. At the end of the work we went to one of the nearby masjids. It’s the kind of place that farmers, truckers, legit Bedouin nomads and the oil field workers go to unwind with a quick congregational prayer.

Ayatollah Khomeini was on the TV and the local Al qaeda affiliate said to his hafiz friend (friends since high school),

“You know what? Ali ain’t so bad. In fact, the more I read the more I come to understand this Aisha girl was actually kind of problematic. Can’t believe I’m saying this but Ya Ali.

I looked around and all I saw were heads nodding in agreement. I heard a few calls of “Allahu Akbar” and “Mashallah” from the men around me. Even saw the old lonely hashish smoking bedouin in the corner raise his finger and say اشهد ان لا اله ال الله وحده لا شريك له و اشهد ان محمدا عبده و رسوله و اشهد ان علي ولي الله

>>214843259
A sude would never smoke hashish in public only a falistini would dare

>>214841046
Why are you such a rabid miserable bitter animal?

A beautiful photo showing the diversity of the Middle East

>>214836521
>actually pronounced
Originally*

>>214841046
>let me guess you're also addicted to porn
Menanoids are naturally coomers.
>think you can quit your weebery any day now
Never. I'll forever be a weeb boy.
>Close your monitor and stop being subhuman coomers
Why are you even here? It's 4chan ffs. It's a website that's infested with weebs.

Arab leaders tiers list

A (I don't do that S tier faggotry)
>Sadat
>Saddam
>Gaddafi

B

C

D

F
>The rest of them

>>214844907
>all his A tier picks are losers who ended up getting outsmarted and defeated by their enemies.
Why don't Araps add names like Abu Bakr, Zayed bin Sultan, or Harun al-Rashid, who actually built successful nations during their reigns?

>>214845448
It's a modern leaders list, weeb

Also, you're buckbroken so you're one to talk

>>214845493
>Zayed bin Sultan isn't modern
Still, your list is terrible, and the leaders you admire and idolize are all incompetent fools who couldn’t manage to do anything to save their nations from decline.

>>214845682
tot

my tulpa just left me
so which one of you weebs up for being my bf

>>214846128
nigga its 3 am

>>214846128
Why fish for a potential bf here on /int/?
>>214846215
Shouldn't you be sleeping too?

>>214846215
I still have three more beers to go + tomorrow (today) is sunday
my mother taught me not to be wasteful and drink my beer before it gets warm

>>214846267
int has many intellectuals who appreciate the essence of life (aestheticism, harmony, order) and recognize that anime has these attributes

>>214846463
That's silly.
Why did your e-bf leave you anyways?

>>214846489
do you even know what a tulpa is

>>214846515
No, I don't fully understand what a tulpa is, since your post seems to refer to it as some sort of partner.

>>214846698
its a gf that's all in your head
has a bad habit of disappearing when u take ur meds

>>214846739
Ah okay. Because someone told me a completely different definition of tulpa
Long time ago.
Are you on schizophrenia meds?

>>214846821
no I'm not
reality is very boring if ur on schizo meds
but I also need to function in society
so I established some ground truths (how a person looks like, how clock hands rotate, how spinning tops move) for instance
laws of physics is a good reference point if I'm not sure
I can tell what's in front of me isn't real
I can also control them like lucid dreamers and make them disappear when they are not interesting

>>214830799
You're right, I don't drink.

Im high af

>>214847174
lucid control sounds fun. Sounds like a drug experience minus the drugs.
If you want we can be frens.

>>214847346
>Sounds like a drug experience minus the drugs.
ye. it reminds me of that guy who has beer bacteria in his guts. he goes around wasted 24/7.
>if you want we can be frens
sounds fun. what's your age?

>>214847674
Early 20s

>>214847708
alright then
we are officially friends now (no backsies!)
do you like cocktails?
I usually mix strained kiwis with vodka and add in some shredded peppermint
proportions I eyeball them
I don't have vodka right now though!
so beer it is tonight

>>214844907
S
>Osama ben laden
>Abu Bakr al Baghdadi
>abu mus'ab al zarqawi
>emir khattab

F
>rest of the tawaghit

>>214847904
>do you like cocktails
"Sure, but I don't like the alcoholic version. I did try alcohol in the past, and I'm not a fan of it, especially because how it makes you feel.
I don't like to feel vulnerable.

>>214848057
>I don't like to feel vulnerable.
smart, dont want to get raped

>>214844907
F
>all of them

I will die someday

In January 2029, the orangutan will not only refuse to give up power, he will pull a Shittin Yahoo and pull the country and subsequently the world into war and declare martial law like in WWII

>>214850687
If that were true, he would've done it in 2021.

>>214850742
In 2021 he had a chance to be re elected

In 2029 it won't matter. But if there is war he can stay in power and suspend elections. He will also swear fealty to pissrael and officially try to build a temple. Do you know they sacrificed their stupid orange cow in secret?

>>214850687
hopefully a civil war starts so i can hop the border and avenge osama ben laden

>>214851355
A fate worse than death

I discovered Reddit back in 2012-2013 when I stumbled on a sub that was named "nature porn" or some shit, which was just photos of women naked in the outdoors.

أول كاكاه

>>214851837
>>214851355
No wonder you're on 10 different types of medications damn, porn really does cause mental illness.

هالإحساس لما لاحبيبة

Though I hate him I think it's brutal for his child to see him die like that.

>>214852405
>2013 was 20 years ago
Naruhodo... so these are the 7amroki middle schooler intellectual chikara... s-sugoi...

>>214852801
>Hiding his butthurt behind irony
At least you learned a few words while destroying your mind to degenerate cartoons. You didn't become a mentally ill outcast in vain.

>>214853447
It's only 8 AM in 7amrokistan, why are you posting here?
Did you get bullied into the corner of the class again? Is that why you're pissy-posting?

You need to work on your social skills.

>>214853612
>It's another episode of the 40 yo incel indian-saudi projecting his life experience on how he turned into a terminally online porn addict on someone he thinks is his 4chan buttbuddy

>>214853905
Damn, you're REALLY pissy today.

>have to install Haskell
>to fucking mod a game
>haven't touched that since college
>game doesn't even use Haskell
>it's for modding scripts someone else made

Do coomers even have self-awareness ? Like do you ever go outside and just realize how abnormal you are. People literally can tell how pornsick or terminally online someone is from their manners, shocking revelation i know.
Especially if you've spend a lifetime bathing in that degeneracy. I guess it doesn't matter because most of you are probably 30 and live in your (ashamed, disgusted and disappointed) parents house so your only feedback on your behavior is online bubbles where other mentally ill weebs give you shoulder rubs.

>>214855695
Now rewrite all that again without crying.

>>214855695
myk ela dri asat o duz ra thread up

Apparently terminally online people especially porn addicts experience something called "brain fog" akin to extreme dehydration, drug abuse or viral infections.
The alternative name for it is "clouding of consciousness", makes a lot of sense when you notice how cattle and robot-like they act. Their consciousness is cloudy at best and non-existent most of the time, weebs and porn addicts are literally animals that should be put down for the sake of their families and general well-being of society.

>>214855911
ina thread ?

>>214855968
dyalna

/mena/ writing prompt: Write a backstory for why xhe (>>214855931 >>214855695) is sneething today and typing like a woman.

Getting bullied backstory is too obvious; be creative instead.

>>214856017
It's not like i expect great attention span from someone probably on medication for porn addiction induced depression.
>>214856022
/maghreb/ ? ma l9it walo

Gonna nap.
I better see some good ass stories when I wake up.

>>214856150
>>214855616

I heard people who leave Islam in the Middle East is a crime. Is that true or is that just to scare people?

>>214857611
I heard Isaac was a pedophile and an incest baby. Hard to get a solid word from any rat jews tho

>>214857611
Maybe but most atheists are people without direction who dwell in degeneracy, so it's not so bad if they get killed.

/Nafri/ is more active and fun than here.
Here looks ass of Satan.

>>214841046
My favorite arm chair psychologist back to dispense his wisdom on the uncultured masses in between nabbing a nobel prize and book signing events.
Wish everyone on this earth were grateful for your virtue signaling on a dead closeted homos forum.

>>214863579
>>214830666

>>214864444 (checking 4 fours)
Care to do >>214856104 ?

>>214864618
ليش

>>214864742
الفكرة جاتني و أنا على المَخرى

شباب...ء

>>214864701
Literally that one Randall quote from clerks:
"There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others is there"
-Most likely a college freshman or a high schooler (if in his 20s it's truly over) -pseudo intellectual to extreme.
Ask the Jordanian to give you a backstory though he's usually pretty good with these.

arr whites rook same

>>214864701
>e-begging for replies because you dont feel safe in your safe space of other mentally ill coomers anymore and need comfort

>>214861528
What if they want to convert to another religion

I hate the Spain flag always bitching about Islam and North Africans.

And he shouldn't seethe about Morocco because Spain already controls some parts of Morocco lol

>>214865258
>Most likely a college freshman or a high schooler (if in his 20s it's truly over)
Definitely.
I refuse to believe these are posts made by someone with a fully-developed pre-frontal cortex.

So today after finishing the club stuff and returning from my study place, my parents wanted to go somewhere, and we went out to eat ice cream together and do some walking *it's been months since last time we did this and i think i need to show them that they do have a son* so we did that and i did have some fun seeing them and some real people too *the place we went for is close to our village so not a lot of people are there* we checked some markets and stuff... then on our way back, they asked me to run an errand, no problems with that... but when i was crossing the road, i started thinking "what if i just let a car hit me?"... and i was actually kinda close to doing it @_@ i think my Papa yelled at me *Mama said so later when i told her about me having these thoughts* i did what they asked me for and returned... it was something really simple and i didn't hate it... but i guess i wanted to see their reaction? i did get into injuries before and i hate to see it... but i guess there is a part of me that wants to see that thing that make me hate myself?... i do also enjoy these type of plots in the stories i read @_@ when characters show how much they care about each other in near-death situations... i don't want this ever to happen to me or any of the /mena/ cuties... love you all ,_,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ny00f1uWV8

For some reason... i just remembered this song and was singing it the whole time i showered today @_@ but i remembered it being sang by a man... i tried searching for it and found a new version... am sure this is not it @_@ it was looooong ago when i was very young... and the voice was way better... so i guess i will just listen to the OG version which is also super good >-< *i felt so embarrassed singing it for my phone so i can find it's title ,_,*

>>214868372
relatable

can slaanesh be appeased?

>>214868372
>>214869200
Hey mentally ill troon, why dont you actually go places do things instead of getting chatgpt to do summaries of weeb pornographic novella for you to post here ? That would be awesome in my opinion and we wouldnt be forced to read your cringeworthy posts

عندما يقول الكافر شيئًا معاديًا للإسلام، فتضربه بتلك النظرة الآرية

>>214871483
There's nothing to do in mena countries

>>214871483
kill yourself

>>214871599
Wrong, you just havent tried.
>>214871735
I will not because that wouldn't be hecking wholesomerino @_@ we're all friends or something ^_~ I guess i'll kill myself to follow you to mongolhalla when you do it first cuz we're all frenserinos chungus wholesome -_-

>>214871599
الواد كمان بيقول في قرية

>>214871735
MONGOLIA IS A FUCKING DEGENRATE PIECE OF A COUNTRY THAT MADE ITSELF IRRELEVANT. FUCKING KYS INATEAD!!!

>>214871483
Being mean to him doesn't make you cool.
Stop being insufferable and get an actual life.

>>214872546
I should honestly work on my "blending in" skills and be more wholesome and admiring to terminally online dopamine junkie weebs. It's not le heckin awesome when i tell them to get a grip instead of encouraging their mental illness @_@ plus strangers in their 30's booted off society thinks im not nice or something.

>>214872985
Have you considered not being pissy like a woman today?

>>214827897
قد ايه عايز يكون شكلك عراقي؟
مؤمن: ايوه

احححح ده اكتر واحد شكله عراقي شفته في حياتي. باقيله بس القصة بتاعت اللي من الموصل وشنبات كأنه جنرال من 1870 وتكون كملت

>>214829228
Pretty sure it's because we can't get along and focus more on shit talking each other and discussing who's the biggest pajeet ITT and who's a low class farmer and who's a richfag CHAD. When you consider how your fellow MENA flags will probably roast the shit out of you and dig up archive threads from weeks ago the concept of posting here becomes much less appealing. I suggest we just homo kiss and hug and make love (not war) and this thread will come back to life.

>>214841046
If you're a regular on the Coptic Colon Inspection Forum you're probably mentally ill anyways get over yourself lil bro we're all cooked

>>214873040
>Coptic Colon
>That flag
Lmao imagine naming your ethnicity after gastric incontinence. Yeah bro i'm one of the قبط how did you know.
>>214873033
If women are the only people on earth sound enough to see how beyond mentally fucked you are then i'm at the very least on their side but i cant guarantee you i'll try to be one, that would require amounts of porn induced brain damage i'll never go through unlike (you).

>>214871483
stop bullying him
>*pushes you*
Back off!

>>214873464
Atbqa bhl hka ghthqd bndm kolo ela l l'flag.
Bhala zdti nghza hd nhar wlkn brojola khlihm f tiqar chwya.

>finished doing her homework and took another shower (always after using the bathroom)
>come back to the /mena/ cuties to see them all just fighting

I was about to sleep in 30 minutes, but if this is how /mena/ is like today... i don't want to be here! am going to read some more HBR and then go to sleep! GOOD NIGHT! V-V

>>214873627
Kd9olha f7al ila atbdl lk chi haja f 7yatk ila 7qdo 3lk f 4chan

>>214873775
Hmmmm kayna akhay xamali wlkn fhmti mkynch lach tmrd bnadm investi jdh f chi blan khr

What's up boys?
Just bought this, I'm enjoying it.

>>214873951
Also, your religion is nice but so full of obligations it makes almost impossible to convert.

>>214874029
Every religion is full of obligations. Crossery obligates you to pray to a pair of Israelites, to touch yourself in 4 different spots every time you're nervous, to pledge support for a people you've never met through a people that killed off your ancestors
Even your folk religions had obligations. They had rituals that they did every season, and they had to greet each other in certain ways, and refer to nature in certain ways, etc

>>214873771
Good night king.

>>214873771
>her
https://youtu.be/IVlX_G_TKPI

>>214874204
Mongoliabro, why up so late?
(Nta that was fighting around).

>>214874193
I know I know, but raised as a loose catholic I'm not used to this. I wish I could convert to Islam, that's why I'm trying to learn aboit it but it seems pretty difficult.

>>214874029
It's not exactly my religion desu (nor is it nice)
I've always considered it something foreign.
>>214874278
Makes no sense to go from Christianity to islam, same shit different toilet, all abrahamic brain cancer has the same effect

>>214874387
You shut the fuck up

>>214874416
>You shut the fuck up
I am helping you not commit a grave mistake, the spiritual aspect to abrahamic faith may be nice, but taking it to be more than that never ends up well

>>214874278
All you're realistically expected to do is stop eating pork, have less sex, and not pray to Jesus or call him your scapegoat

Many Christians secretly revile the idea that God became a man so he could get crucified and now they have to pray to the crucified man. They are closer to believing what a Muslim believes, while the cross thumpers are closer to believing what Greek pagans believed

>>214874416
That's it you're one of us now kek. Bonus points if you got actually pissed irl when you wrote

>>214874563
Wrote this post*

Keyboard doesn't wanna work today :(

>>214874387
You're not Arab. You're a berber that used to get sold at the slave market for a slightly higher price than a negger

>>214874278
Just take your time, go step by step, Allah will make it easy. You don't need to learn everything at once. Convert first then you are saved. Then your journey to learn your religion starts like any other muslim. The prophet peace be upon him said if a person walks towards Allah, Allah rushes towards him.

>>214874699
>>214874524
Thank you brothers

>>214874268
Because it's a samefagging vpn. I guess mongolia is probably free trial because who cares about watching Ulaanbaatar 1 HD As seen on Tv commercials

>>214874606
Lol, lmao even, the lack of self awareness is daunting.
Mr mutt you know nothing about the region.
Who on their sane mind likes or would like to be the disgusting jeet adjacent abomination you call an arap?

>>214874776
>Who on their sane mind likes or would like to be the disgusting jeet adjacent abomination you call an arap?
Some faggot that made a nafri thread then came to shit post here anyway

I will literally never understand people who hop between abrahamic cancer religions.
Possibly the most idiotic thing one can do on the spiritual scale.

>>214874824
Imagine being this husk of a human, pathetic, genuinely feel pity towards you.
The ummah has fallen.

I will literally never understand people who hop between European colonizers
Blah blah blah

>>214874729
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTXywWqXQd0

>>214874729
No problem fren, don't let the devil make you doubt.

>>214874980
That was a good one.

>>214875087
Euroshits think that's an actual argument against Islam

Picrel used to be part of jewlicker Geert's party and used to make posters that said "ISLAM IS A LIE" thinking it's an actual argument. Then he went to write a book detailing specifically how Islam is a lie only to become Muslim

>>214874856
says the jew

>>214875191
Whwt about the Atheist vs Islam site

>>214876046
You asked if people wanted to convert out of Islam in your mind. Then a Brazilian came in wanting to convert to Islam

>>214873771
It's just one non-socially-trained middle schooler that's shitting in the thread.

>>214876232
I just sincerely recited the Shahada.
I just converted. I'm a muslim now.

>>214877296
Vocaroo or didn't happen

>>214865791
Hey asshole. Tell >>214877296 that Islam was spread by the sword and show him the sword we're holding to his neck right now

Posting a few memes for our new brother

>>214877576
Memes is all you got for our ansari brother ?? By Allah if i had a pre-pubescent sister i would offer her to him as a show of Karam to keep both of them chaste. Have some shame. Also drawings of beings with souls are harma akhi so be advised and more careful with memes next time

>>214877361
https://voca.ro/1iNJCQz46xgL

>>214877702
>i had a pre-pubescent sister i would offer her to him as a show
Would you still charge him 20dh? Or would you give him a discount?

Also don't swear by Allah. Swear by your cuck rain god

>>214877809
Marriage has no charge, it's called a dowry you munafiq.

>>214877800
No offense but you sound like you have down syndrome, idk why you bothered converting, spergs go to jannah anyways if they die because they're brainless according to rasululah pbuh

>>214877800
This will be us someday brother. Hunting jews and sipping brews

>>214877884
Keep seething you little bitch

>>214877296
فَمَن يَكْفُرْ بِٱلطَّـٰغُوتِ وَيُؤْمِنۢ بِٱللَّهِ فَقَدِ ٱسْتَمْسَكَ بِٱلْعُرْوَةِ ٱلْوُثْقَىٰ لَا ٱنفِصَامَ لَهَا

>>214877800
Allah Akbar
Welcome to Islam brother
I'm always here if you have questions
https://youtu.be/LiEwxq6VJ94

ياخي من الزنجي المتخلف الي ضاف قصة "استنا عشر ساعات عبين ما نجيب الكابتشا" على كسم الموقع الزبالة هذا

This 7amroki has been sneething on Chinese basket-weaving forums for 13 hours straight

>>214878267
It was this cocksucker. He got bullied in the pol chip thread and for 2 years was spamming child gore
He would post all day every day, and the mods only got offended when they couldn't ban a certain person from shitting all over him every day. So they implemented that stupid fucking timer

Then later on they thought they'd add in pdfs and they got their asses handed to them by some obscure faggots

>>214878279
>literally butchers the verse and takes it out of context
Don't cry when the kuffar take verses out of context.

>>214878493
How did I butcher it and take it out of context?

>>214878493
It's about the sahaba but can be used for believers in general

Imagine converting through a porn and tranime ib, kek

>>214878948
kwab

يليليلي
يليليلي
ابو ابدلاووووووو
ابو ابدلاووووووو
زينب زينب
زينب زينب

https://youtu.be/9PXGYAP3EWo
>>214878948
ٱللَّهُ يَجْتَبِىٓ إِلَيْهِ مَن يَشَآءُ وَيَهْدِىٓ إِلَيْهِ مَن يُنِيبُ

وَلَآ أَقُولُ لِلَّذِينَ تَزْدَرِىٓ أَعْيُنُكُمْ لَن يُؤْتِيَهُمُ ٱللَّهُ خَيْرًا ٱللَّهُ أَعْلَمُ بِمَا فِىٓ أَنفُسِهِمْ إِنِّىٓ إِذًا لَّمِنَ ٱلظَّـٰلِمِينَ

عندما يزداد الخرى من حولك، فاعلم انك حضرت الهنود هذا هيوان كلب

خريت والليل جاوبني وبكاني
ما حدا سمعني سوا ليل نزع خريي

Gonna jerk off

الرسائل الوحيدة اللي بتجيلي بجانب فودافون

Why is Islam widespread across Third world countries

>>214880651
الفسيخي

>>214880670
its just 3% in america calm down

لا تتخارى مع الهنود
فإن خريوك فستكون مخريا
وان خريتهم فستكون هنديا

>>214880779
They don't have strict religious laws like Muslim countries

>>214881054
What?

I prayed to multiple gods/dieties for Muslims in a Muslim country to lose their faith now I have dreams about Muhammad bin Salman raping md

>>214881393
Not only that, we just had a convert today

Anyway I hope ben Shlomo treats you nice

>>214873464
>قبط
hhhh

>>214881408
I don't have anything against Muslims I was just testing something out

Schizos itt

I have a confession to make...
I actually didn't jerk off after posting >>214880464
I will rectify this post-haste

>>214881054
this is what they do in christian africa
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1757828394973238.mp4

Finally jerked off

>>214882589
Why do you keep telling us about your small brown clitty?

>>214883632
You sound upset, you should jerk off.

Bampu

>>214880651
ابصراحت...بيسد لو تبعت مسجات لناس عشوائية ١٠٠% زي هيك بدون اي سبب، بونص لو لناس مش مصريين

>>214838901
Medieval ahh punishments

>>214877800
Mashallah allahu akbar. May Allah guide your steps brother and may he keep you a believer and keep you on the right path.

>>214877809
It isn't in Surat Al-Baqarah (2:191) this ayah was in Surat At-Taubah (9:5). How does a believer not even know where the ayah came from in the Quran? A Jew made this i can feel it. May Allah's curses descend upon the Shlomo that made this and send a thousand Jinn to make his life a miserable hell. Ameen.

This is the proper ayah you Jewish agent: "At-Taubah 9:5

فَإِذَا ٱنسَلَخَ ٱلۡأَشۡهُرُ ٱلۡحُرُمُ فَٱقۡتُلُواْ ٱلۡمُشۡرِكِينَ حَيۡثُ وَجَدتُّمُوهُمۡ وَخُذُوهُمۡ وَٱحۡصُرُوهُمۡ وَٱقۡعُدُواْ لَهُمۡ كُلَّ مَرۡصَدࣲۚ فَإِن تَابُواْ وَأَقَامُواْ ٱلصَّلَوٰةَ وَءَاتَوُاْ ٱلزَّكَوٰةَ فَخَلُّواْ سَبِيلَهُمۡۚ إِنَّ ٱللَّهَ غَفُورࣱ رَّحِيمࣱ

And when the inviolable months[1] have passed, then kill the polytheists wherever you find them and capture them and besiege them and sit in wait for them at every place of ambush. But if they should repent, establish prayer, and give zakāh, let them [go] on their way. Indeed, Allāh is Forgiving and Merciful."

You are a Jew.

>>214838901
Most African Americans and white trash would be handicapped if you implemented Sharia law here in the US. Honestly, I wish cutting off the hands of thieves were a thing in the US.
A lot of people here actually feel proud if you steal something from someone.

How 2 become a NEET

كسم الاعلام الكندية

>>214885895
India needs it even more than USA, it would clean it up quick.
>>214886026
a nigga would never rob a pair or jordans at gunpoint again if they knew they would get crucified and a bullet that costs a few cents is cheaper for the taxpayer than feeding and clothing them in prison

>>214887174
هو واحد بس وباضن المكان كله. هذه هي قوة الخلط بين السوبر-توحد + سكيزوفرينيا حادة لسة معرفش ليه حكومتهم مدياه نت ومنين بيلاقي لقمة عيش طالما واضح مس بيشتغل وطول اليوم هنا

>>214865437
غير مقدر

>>214889132
They genuinely think they converted a random brazilian on a porn and anime ib.

سبحان الله مبدع الكائنات بما لا يدركه العقل

>>214889132
حاولوا ترحيله واعادته لباكستان مرة، بس اقنعهم انه لوطي لان عنده مخزون 3 تيرا پورن لواط افارقة مع سوالب بيض

>>214890822
سبحان الجبار ذي الملكوت

>be lebanese
>have a black bf
why are they like this

is it true TUNISIA is the most developed country in nord afrique?

>>214894104
>>214887692