Thread 214876566

banksy edition

dont give a fuck about Pokemon Go battle league PvP I would rather take a shit and a shower

>>214878375
your ancestors didn't even know what that is

>>214876566 (OP)
any of you lads seen the bonnie blue bang bus?

watching sopranos

>>214878406
it's new

>>214878401
the way the text lands on the picture is so sexy

>>214878413
demonic

Met John with his disciples who arrived in his 12 man mini bus from his Guildford Book shop....big bloke, big hands when you shake them, took approx 10 minutes to get changed into his "costume"... happily chatting away about the "good old days" ..in the '70s - '80s.

Football needs characters, real blokes, real innocuous nutters, knows their football, passionate about their home town club....not a middle class IT keyboard basher or a Daddy's little rich kid with a disposable income or an office bod with a suit who use the hospitality areas as if by right ....give me John anyday..... (Sorry, Petersfield...my mistake)

nigga thats pooseal

>>214878413
Whenever you see the ring like in her iris you know for sure her soul is dead

>>214878440
ah yes real blokes like...bookshop owners...

>>214878439
>>214878463

Another Soul Snatched

Back, and to the left.

>>214878339
I like the Devon & Cornwall flags as well.

Always thought would be nice to have a vein of yellow in the cross like the jersey flag to add some st David's to the mix.

>>214878463
is that an actual anatomical feature though i thought it would just be a reflection of light sources

Got the Depeche Mode on

>>214878512
That would look awful unfortunately

>>214878498
Back....... And to the left

>>214878485
Oh right a new uni year is starting up

it's time for Bonnie Blue to begin her hunt for no longer seventeen semen

rorkeshitting my pants

>>214878463
>>214878496
They're called ring lights dipshit

>>214878556
Exactly.

Parking my own bang bus outside a college to get the fresher's interested

>>214878556
they are satans soul snatchers

>>214878524
Yeah maybe it just looks nice on the jersey flag

Maybe a black outline some where or a bit of yellow in the east spoke. I don't know, throw a dragon on it.

i use a ring light to illuminate my model building workspace
am i soulless?

>>214878577
is that why they're always trying to suck people off to get a new soul

clapped in the neck like amanda in saw 3 (jheez)

new week, new me (in 30 minutes)

>>214878601
oh yes

pop songs covered in bossa nova style:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4Q9lxkYPTY

have you achieved 70% of your 2025 goals?

Gary Eats x bonie Blue collab !!
As always ... let's give it a go !!

>>214878664
he looks sad :(

>>214878684
Youtube is well aware of who she is she can't make any money on there insta demonetised

>>214878680
i have no goals
don't have dreams or ambitions
don't really even think

bonnie blue seal

>>214878680
yet to kill myself

>>214878707
good man

>>214878601
yes, sorry. the ring lights actually absorb your soul and then teleport it to the nearest synagogue

>>214878686
now This

is ..

More Like it !!

I need a life partner
where can I find a woman that will sit on my bed behind me while I post all day on /brit/ unemployed of course

proposed brown proto-gf leaving britain forever tomorrow

as a man mourning the loss of the greatest love he has ever felt, and the only romantic feelings he has ever felt reciprocated, i am floating adrifft in a sea of melancholy
as a racist, i'm thrilled

>>214878743
jej

>>214878680
roughly 30% left. i really need to get to work..

>>214878743
She enjoys your slurs huh

How come people in this general never bake stuff?

>>214878743
make sure to impregnate her leaving her no way to ever contact you again

nth for the badddiedem

there's an old video on efukt where three whores competed in fucking as much men as possible, two of them were the usual suspects from eastern europe and brazil but the third one was from britain and she got the last place that's probably what motivated bonnie blue to do what she did

>>214878743
Rorke's struggle

>>214878776
toongeek nigga

Flag of Burgundy
Bringing this to the next one

fell down a well when i was a kid but i kind of floated out of it somehow. Now idea what happened.
Since then i've jumped in 5 more times and the same thing happens every time, although i do seem to fall a bit further on every jump.
One day i'll get to the bottom of it

>>214878800
Why did he marry that brownoid subhuman? Couldn't he get a white woman?

You simply don't like baking or what?

>>214878672
Sad what Brazillian music, and let's face it our music, has become

booze gone, fat face stuffed, reckon it's time for bed, the asmr gf awaits

it's over

"The Bilingual Whore" is a classic efukt vid

>mfw I visited London back in June
I thought people were exaggerating the migration problem since I'd visited other European countries and it wasn't that bad, but holy fuck London has changed. I was there ten years ago and it was a completely different city. Unironically it is probably 20% English at this point.

>>214878776
>>214878825
i do but im not a frilly sissy lala prancing cakeboi so i DO NOT take pics

>>214878743
screaming

>>214878776
baking a pizza later in the evening

nigga posted it again like we cared he first time

>>214878776
i could flood this general with baking pics but i try to behave

are those coconut balls actually baked though? are they made with dates? i make peanut butter coconut balls at christmas usually

For me it's heather deep

>>214878819
Reminded me of that episode of Fireman Sam when Norman falls down a mineshaft

>>214878863
Nice
>>214878850
What's wrong with taking pictures?

>>214878743
Just go with her

am i better off casting out a wide net to attract all types of girls or should i tailor a specific approach to attract a specific girl?

I've just baked you a finger pie, why don't you come (spelt C-U-M) and taste it

>>214878906
filter by race and the rest will fall into place

>>214878906
err dunno

>>214878906
are you just trying to have sex or would you prefer a more meaningful relationship? if the former perhaps casting a wider net would be the better choice.

>>214878906
Just throw a pillowcase over their head and spin them 3 times

>>214878869
They're not baked. Just mixed with oatmeal, sugar, cocoa and butter. My saffron buns with almond paste filling however are baked.
>>214878863
I forgot to ask, my bad, what kind of pizza you making? What toppings?

>>214878922
yes, filter out all non-whites

>>214878906
Why would you bother? Just get a good job and keep in shape a bit then pick the least dysgenic and most naturally intelligent bitch that comes grovelling to you after the BBC carousel put a few babies in her and you're sorted

>>214878905
shan't be leaving the shire for el salvador

I have had a few cans now its time to take a pill of one of these (probably paracetamol lololo) white things which expired - by the way - in 07

>>214878743
this made me cringe
imagine loving a brown orc creature

Watching Fire Force team

lololol0l0l0l0lololol0l0l0lololol0l0l0lolol0l0l

>>214878943
>that comes grovelling to you after the BBC carousel put a few babies in her and you're sorted
wait, what?

>>214878937
its a clam pizza, pretty basic. i dont want to over do it with the toppings which would ruin it

https://food52.com/recipes/15488-white-clam-pizza

>>214878953
https://youtu.be/qb_K36gBUmQ

lololol

>>214878953
>El Salvador
That's breddy rough, can't she just stay here illegally like the sea of niggers and pakis we have?

>>214878977
Watch Fireman Sam the original series

>>214878977
Had sex yet?

>>214878977
hows work?

does my fucking head watching anything with the gf on a night cause she just falls asleep like a fucking child who cannot stay awake long enough to just WATCH SOMETHING or have the sensibility to day “I’m tired can we watch the rest another time”
old gf was just the same as well

wish i could bake things so i could be a stay at home gay bf in a cute apron

>>214878986
Every woman in the country is like that, sorry, unless you're okay marrying some trad foreign girl you have to accept that whoever you end up settling down with has had sex with over 200 other men

what's an old internet thing you miss
for me it's "brb"

>>214879004
Maybe at some point. I remember watching it as a child.

>>214879020
Fine really. Boring and repetitive but not particularly bad.

>>214879036
the fact that there were little to no ads or pop ups

>>214878937
that sounds similar to a rolled oats & cocoa no bake drop cookie i make sometimes, they're delicious

the buns look lovely

>>214879026
it's boring

not brushing my teeth or taking my vitamins as a Sunday night steamingtoil treat! straight to bed for me will just do all that in the morning

>>214879069
but flies will go into your mouth!

>>214879036
>old internet thing
>brb
I still say this. am i outing myself as a late 20s boomer?

How many of you remember Shoe People? Or what about Penny Crayon?
You need to be a millennial to remember these

I only brush my teeth maybe once in two months

>>214879036
goatse

>>214878520
whats he up to now

>>214879069
Get the b12 in to preempt hangovertoil

>>214879026
Mad how you didn't mention what you were watching
Yeah no wonder she falls asleep halfway through Sharpe or whatever rorkecore shite

>>214879110
He went dark libtard, ahead of his time.

>>214878988
I see, looks delicious!
>>214879059
Yes, that does sound similar. They're extremely popular and common in Sweden, like almost everyone makes these at home and school as a kid.

As for the saffron buns, I legitimately have never had anything more delicious. You just can't stop eating them, they're addictive. The day I make them I can easily eat like 8 or so in an hour or two. The sweet almond, vanilla and cardamom with the soft saffron bun just go so perfectly well together. Definitely 10/10 pastry

EW I feel you would like this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-lMeJlzTww

>>214879088
when do you even use it? direct one to one chats dont really exist anymore

in the rorke fort, farting

dire thread
dire times

>>214878413
I've been in it mate

>>214879203
what's wrong with the thread

>>214879170
used it the other day
on /brit/ if you can believe it

>>214879141
stranger things in this case which was her choice to watch

>>214879170
You don't ever message anyone 1 on 1? Even if I'm in a group discord, if I'm gonna be right back, I'll still say 'brb'

Gay porn.

dildo making tummy go up and down

>>214879294
who the fuck says brb on discord lol

Burger

um

>>214879326
people with mates - not you in other words

the fuck

i'm an old school, james cagney tough guy

>>214879155
recipe for the saffron buns?

>>214879326
small discords with your irl mates, not giant discords with hundreds of people (the only ones you're in because you've got no mates)

pay for me to go to America so that I can play Pokemon GO to level 50 and then go make moonshine for a bit

i'm going to make potato waffels and beans

Last time I give a yank the benefit of the doubt and reply to them.

who remembers teenspot? that shit was cash

>>214879380
Mouselord you can stay in my house i'll have you making meth though

UM x

eggy burps again
will be killing myself for this nonsense

>>214879393
I was on this site from 2003/04

>>214879394
what method?

come out and take it, ya doity yella-bellied rat, or i'll give it to ya troo da door!

>Charlie Kirk's 'assassin' WAS romantically involved with a trans 'furry', Utah governor confirms as FBI probe relationship as a motive for the murder

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15097383/charlie-kirk-assassin-transgender-lover-tyler-robinson.html

Spotting some teens

REALLY craving a good egg sandwich

>>214879427
Shake n bake

>>214879393
I was on bebo

>>214879447
sad

>>214879393
Teenspot had it's own UK board

based Ricky Bobby

>>214879435
This is why it's important not to get too emotionally invested in any particular American, they let absolutely deranged people own guns

Timmy's kid

>The Daily Mail can also reveal that Robinson has been linked to a ‘furry’ website.

A username associated with the alleged assassin has an account on FurAffinity.net, a site catering to people with a proclivity for humanoid animal illustrations and dressing up in fur suits.

Many of the cartoon animal characters pictured on the site are in sexualized poses.

Robinson used the account name ‘craftin247’ on various videogaming and online accounts, his friends told the Daily Mail.

There is an account by that name on FurAffinity, registered on July 22, 2025, two months before Kirk's fatal shooting on Wednesday at Utah Valley University.

The revelation comes after law enforcement found bullets inscribed with messages including ‘Notices bulge, OwO what’s this?’, a phrase associated with an internet meme often used by ‘furries’.

I might make an effort to sleep for the night

Considering sexually molesting a piece of fecal matter

>>214879477
Certain other websites should take note
*winks and nudges the nearest janny*
eh eh?

>>214879495
Is that Moby

I am here to once again post that fish and chips is wank.

Pizza planet do a burger and chips nicer than my local fish and chip shop.

I really miss seeing Justin Lee Collins on TV, people called him JLC

>>214879499
Read quite a bit of this post before I realised it wasn't talking about Tommy

i stare at white women on the tube

I looked at a fit blonde the other day and she looked back at me :)
but for some reason I spazzed out and didnt do anything about it

might post my cock and balls in a bit

little mouse little mouse little mouse little mouse

>>214879544
women look at men for safety purposes
if she didn't smile at you then she hates you

having a hapa kid is the ultimate self-defeat

>>214879544
Gave a cute 20 y/o a ride home on Friday and turned down a drink at her house after i said she was cute

>>214879578
she looked at me and looked back!

>>214879528
I found him funny and congenial when he was on TV
I don't know why he doesn't do youtube or something

>>214878977
dropped it at episode 20 me

>>214879590
Why did you do that?

>>214879621
I quite like it. It's not amazing but it's decent enough. I like most of the main characters. The Vulcan arc was boring though.

how can i as a northern working class man get a posh southern gf

you have three seconds to leave the thread

>>214879628
Wasnt drunk enough to ignore the red flags + she only lives 2 blocks away so it certainly would have led to something. Rather be alone than deal with another chaotic woman

mental how a year of doing fuck all passes by like absolutely nothing but now you are one year closer to being 30

>>214879765
i don't like this post can you please delete it

flabebe no. 2 evol down

>>214878413
she is looking terrible

>>214879765
ktim but 33 in a few days

>>214879810
brutal

happy birthday happy birthday happy birthday happy birthday happy birthday

wonder if that girl i kissed in a nightclub 10 years ago ever thinks about me like i think of her at least once a week

Why are you frightened of aging?

Getting older is a privilege denied to many.

>>214878414
gabagool, over here

>>214878776
Do you bake any Danish pastries?

>>214879835
>Why are you frightened of aging?
I'm not.
>Getting older is a privilege denied to many.
I am well aware of that.

>>214879833
ktim
kissed the fittest girl during freshers

no thanks

um

>>214879852
ummy

>>214879835
are you worried about going bald

>>214879852
why is she naked

>>214879852
:D

wanking to the first 3 seconds of that viddeo

>>214879923
um

mental how rapidly uni ages a woman

>>214879902
No I won't go bald because I take HRT

>>214879835
Every time i look in the mirror i no longer recognise the old face staring back at me

estrogen can make women go bald if they are a succubus nymph slut phoar

shove red hot pokers up umposter bums edward ii style

Alright umcabbages. Off to bed you lot.

um

umcabbages

oh good they changed it up

watching tom and jerry

Forgot to take my pills before I brushed my teeth so now I have to break the "no liquids for 30 minutes after brushing" law

watching my wall

guys log on to Pokemon Go the flabebe are spawning right now for some reason

>>214880018
I already have a flabebe

>>214880018
have sex

>>214880039
but they are spawning again

I hope we can get AZ's Floette in Legends ZA
I've always liked that colour scheme for it

i dont have enough room on my phone for pokemon go and i cant get a new one because my credibt card is blocked

less than 400 fairy-type Pokemon to catch now
less than 200 poison-type Pokemon to catch though

>>214880067
poor mans mtg

>>214880075
not even remotely similar though are they

i think i found a good swedish saffron bun recipe. i will post possibly disastrous results in december

>>214880075
could be pretty poggers to go drop a bunch of money on it

May have to give dadberg a ring and see how his miserable bastard life is going

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milking#Machine_milking
using one of these on umposters

how are you supposed to work out to build muscles, be strong and look good if when you work out you get weaker from being sore/tired

um

>>214880121
muscle gets a CP boost from healing

>>214880121
eat this 30 min after you work out

>>214880130
yeah but what if when you look stronger people start fights? plus idk if this area is ever safe

>>214880138
avoid public places. buy self defense weapons. mace, taser, a knife? learn about situational awareness and self defense

>>214880018
pokemon go to the polls

>>214880121
By enduring pain, you gain strength.

>>214880121
being sore and tired doesn't make you weaker

>>214880138
probably be fine as long as you're not in dark alleys on your own
plus people are less likely to start on you if you've got some size

>avoid public places
rorke completely and utterly bamboozled

>>214880134
>whey
vile shit. Just eat some chicken or steak

samefag

poop

I dont have a yellow flabebe

>>214880202
whats your solution to his issue of not wanting to attract negative attention while exercising and feeling like his neighborhood isnt safe? besides making a stupid joke of course

having a good time farting rn

>>214880239
if someone is mean to you, retaliate with massive and devastating aggression

>>214880239
it's not like he'll get huge to the point of attracting attention like that unless he does steroids

JUSTICE GET GET THAT

my psyche flips back to high the moment I get some strength in me

>>214880239
no one fucking cares about rorke
no one even fucking notices him

>utterly bamboozled
bet you thought he sounded smart typing this out lol

funny thing something as simple as him commenting made you react like he had hurt your feelings.

>>214880276
avoid the situation entirely

Lilligant is very good but people always assume if you like it you're a pokemon coomer
But really Own Tempo + Petal Dance is beastly, especially if you can get a Quiver Dance off beforehand
would also shag it too tbf but it's not why I like it

>>214880324
for me it's misty

dont have that Pokemon yet and my research task for 20 candies glitched out or I missed it

how do i dl kindle books to my sdd?

>>214880340
rorke six feet under

I dont have a yellow flabebe

does anyone have the image of gigachad looking scary and like a mugshot that commiemong used to post i think

the cronem

>>214880324
for me, it's lugia

>>214880370
rorke doesnt exist and desu i cant wait until you guys find some other shite gimmick to force down each others throats (not)

grumpy

why dont they just give people with rabies IV water

>rorke doesn't exist
who's this then

rorke using his damp laundry as his pillow because he doesn't have a pillow
(rorke is me)

>>214880431
i guess you could but dehydration isn't the cause of death most of the time
your brain swells up and melts or something

>>214880431
those jews can take care of themselves

>>214880432
would prefer not to know. looks like some kind of alien life form

>>214880465
damn that sucks

>>214880465
isn't that one called brain melting disease?

rorke is antivax so i guess dying of rabies is real possibility

things that help with brain swelling:
saline (given but not really supported as working fully)
mannitose (sugar)
doing the reverse of some body process, maybe you could give them adrenaline and that would bring blood out of their brain

>>214880503
dr toby!

or I guess also they could drill a hole in the skull to relieve pressure
I read all that shit on ABC Australia car crash hospital

>>214880431
why cant they just drink water ffs like have a sip you retard

>>214880532
theyre scared
need benzodiazapine

What happens in Cornwall?

what does happen in cornwall
or Cornwall

>>214880545
pensioners eating in spoons on a weekday at 6pm

What happens in Cornwall stays in Cornwall

I (an American) have depression and want to go kill myself
going to go take medication that (if I stop taking it too fast) will make me go kill myself so that if big pharma ever wants to they can just kill me

>>214880545
stays in cornwall

cringe

>>214880581
fomyeg

I'm CORNISH

>>214880615
I just think youre a bit retarded thats all
talking about "having too much faith" in Nintendo

selling my blood-brain barrier to the highest bidder

Bet Emma Watson took a big shit today. She flushed it down the toilet. What a waste.

im just lwvwlling my flabebe against spark

going bed

what the fuck is the point of giving me easy mode when I've beaten the game on normal mode

1AM dont know why you are here talking to me UwU

>>214880643
i wonder if cute girls make cute dookies and then giggle every time they look at them

>>214880672
same
top and tail?

give cats antidepressants even if they dont have depression. if it makes them happier then what is the argument against this except that it costs you money?

Bodyberg crying out to be put to good use
Brainberg can't abandon the glowing screen

wearing my smelly fart trousers

>>214880376
cmon lads its a fantastic image

>>214880672
night lad

>>214880729
im farting without trousers on and its bbbbbbbased

flabebe no. 3 done

fuck bois smeargle encounters are back

>>214880798
>>214880798
>>214880798

>>214880672
are you mad or just gone to ed